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Could be good
by spaceghost1818
Nov 5th, 2007
09:05:44 AM
I love the original (I actually saw it in theaters back in the day) and Kasdan is a great writer
Who the hell thought Rodriguez was a good choice?
by Spandau Belly
Nov 5th, 2007
09:07:47 AM
Maybe there's a part of Clash of the Titans I missed where all the one dimensional characters bust out gimmick weapons and have showdown in the form a poor Leone hommage in front of green screens of an animated Mexico with the RZA blasting in the background, I guess I'll have to go back and rewatch it to see how any of Rodriguez's work would make him somebody's choice for this materiel.
A remake i can get onboard with
by Porco Drunko
Nov 5th, 2007
09:08:01 AM
I'm a huge fan of the original and harryhausen is a god as far as i'm concerned, but after seeing the potc films I think cgi has know reached a level where they can create monsters that are just as awesome as stop-motion. I'd be really interested in seeing what could be done with clash of the titans.
With the WGA strike, will his SON write it again?
by ricarleite
Nov 5th, 2007
09:10:07 AM
And the 6 year old kid will be given millions for the original screenplay?
I don't care how cheesy it is, I love stop-motion...
by tonagan
Nov 5th, 2007
09:10:48 AM
Especially when they're skeletons.
Rodriguez just isnt that interesting
by LORDRANDO
Nov 5th, 2007
09:13:12 AM
Hes made the same movie three times, twice. (Mexican bandit/spy kids) This is sacred ground for us kids who didnt have cable who saw Clash a million times after godzilla on saturday matinees. Just leave it be....its harryhausen's last work. Its cooler than any cgi, just because its a dead art form and a work of art unto itself. ( the animations)
Had me at Kasdan...
by KillaKane
Nov 5th, 2007
09:14:47 AM
Great witer, but even better to see him return to a genre where he shines. Gotta get a good director sympatico with Harryhausen's style, has the potential to be great entertainment.
He wouldn't be my first choice
by MatDGZ
Nov 5th, 2007
09:17:20 AM
but it'd be interesting to see what he'd do with it. When I think epic fantasy and monsters, especially a remake of a film like this, there's only one man for the job - and his name is Tim Story, the filmmaking legend who brought us Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
ROSE MCGOWAN AS BUBO !
by Pound Sand
Nov 5th, 2007
09:19:33 AM
CLASH OF THE TITANS 90210
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2007
09:30:08 AM
I'm not excited by a COTT movie but I am looking forward to the Talkbacks once they start casting this thing.
Harryhausen-esque? Doubtful
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Nov 5th, 2007
09:36:59 AM
You KNOW they're going CGI with this one. That stop-motion stuff looks so dated and lame these days. Great for the time, but if you're gonna redo it, use the new, better technology available.
Wow, great story
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
09:37:31 AM
I'd also like to announce that I too, will NOT be directing Clash of the Titans. Print it.
Love Kasdan, Glad Rodriguez isn't doing it
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Nov 5th, 2007
09:38:27 AM
Really, 90% of his stuff is not good. Give it to a better director. Now if only we could get him to scrap his Barbarella remake with his ugly,no-talent girlfriend McGowan.
yeah this is cool news
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Nov 5th, 2007
09:39:21 AM
i will wear a toga to the premire
Wait, there's an ACTOR's strike too?
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
09:40:32 AM
Or is the writer of the article on crack?
Just as long as...
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 5th, 2007
09:44:38 AM
...we get that shot of Andromeda walking out of the tub nude again. Hopefully this time, it will be full frontal, and prolonged. Like in my pants.
Oh, and stop-motion kicks ass
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 5th, 2007
09:46:02 AM
Harryhausen STILL rules. There's got to be a way to take the best of stop-motion technique and use computer technology to speed up the tedious aspect of frame-by-frame shooting. No?
Please don't remake this!
by Sith Witch
Nov 5th, 2007
09:48:59 AM
The original is a masterpiece, very creepy, very adult. How some people have called it cheesy is beyond me. The stop-motion lends such an otherworldly air to the proceedings, and the ample blood and nudity bring it out of the light-hearted quagmire it could've fallen into.
How about... Lawrence Kasdan?
by maclaine
Nov 5th, 2007
09:49:18 AM
Why can't he direct his own script?
i think the actors should also go on strike
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Nov 5th, 2007
09:54:10 AM
to show support for the writers ... cause with out them they aint doing jack shit .... UNION ALL THE WAY BABY
No not Rodriguez...
by Pipple
Nov 5th, 2007
10:02:42 AM
He's a good director and shit, but not suited for this kind of adventure story and I don't want to see Clash of the mexicans. It'd be loco.
What next..E.T.??
by Redfive!
Nov 5th, 2007
10:06:25 AM
I cant wait for the E.T.Remake,you dont think a remake of E.T.hasnt been discussed.I guarantee once spielbergs gone a remake and sequels will are coming.It'll be awhile but sequels and remakes will happen.Hollywood just doesnt know when to quit.
Ell considering the creatures in SPY KIDS 2
by Gilkuliehe
Nov 5th, 2007
10:17:34 AM
This is good news. I like Rodriguez and all, but this deserves more class. If I could pick anyone I'd go with a George Miller kinda guy. Or a Peter Weir, why not. Even Del Toro, man he loves his creatures. A man can dream...
That shoud read: Well, considering...
by Gilkuliehe
Nov 5th, 2007
10:18:11 AM
Stupid W button.
Cheech Marin would be good in
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
10:27:56 AM
Burgeuss Meredith's role. Danny Trejo as Calibos, Rose McGowan as Andromeda, Cheech Marin as Zeus, Freddy Rodriguez as Perseus, Carla Gugino as Medusa, Cheech Marin as Poseidon and Cheech Marin as the Kraken.
Ridley Scott won't do it, but Wolfgang Petersen might
by Spandau Belly
Nov 5th, 2007
10:28:47 AM
Petersen works really well with effects and can handle mythic subject matter. Troy was a mediocre movie, but I actually blame it mostly on the script's pacing and the poor acting. There's some new director's cut, but I haven't watched it and probably won't.

Still, in absence of Ridley Scott, I'd recommend giving Petersen another shot. He's definately way more suited to this than Rodriguez. I mean, jeez, Rodriguez??? Following that logic they'll probably try Hype Williams next.
Rodriguez should get into making video games
by Spandau Belly
Nov 5th, 2007
10:31:04 AM
His strengths are coming up with gimmicks and writing action driven genre stories full of one dimensional characters. I actually think Planet Terror would've worked much better as a video game with some funny cinematic interludes than as an actual movie. However that video game would probably have then gotten adapted into a movie anyway.
nobody cares!
by ironic_name
Nov 5th, 2007
10:33:25 AM
Just make a new monster movie . . .
by Nice Marmot
Nov 5th, 2007
10:40:02 AM
. . . script could be written in a friggin' day.
Harry Hamlin
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 5th, 2007
10:49:19 AM
He isn't too busy these days, is he? Kids love Harry Hamlin! And continuity!
Whilst talking to Rodriguez....
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Nov 5th, 2007
10:57:30 AM
why didn't you have the balls to ask him what the true holdup is on filming Sin City 2?
just a thought
by Gorgomel
Nov 5th, 2007
11:00:38 AM
Empire Strikes Back was release at the same time than Clash of the Titans. Modern sfx againt Ray Harryhausen classic monsters. Lawrence Kasdan was the writer of ESB. Pretty ironic, hu?
Wasn't he supposed to make BARBARELLA with...
by Nosferatu Jones
Nov 5th, 2007
11:10:28 AM
...that chick he left his wife and kids for? And it ended up being dropped by the studio anyway? Talk about bad karma biting you right back in the keister. What a classy guy!
i just got off the phone with ray harryhausen
by ironic_name
Nov 5th, 2007
11:11:04 AM
And he said "muey caliente!"
One remake I'm in favor of
by superfleish76
Nov 5th, 2007
11:11:55 AM
While I love the original, it does emit the strong odor of cheese. I have often thought that this story, or some other Greek Mythology inspired story, would be the perfect big action movie. I biggest fear is that they rush it into production and totally mess it up.
Machete?
by MaleSheep
Nov 5th, 2007
11:14:27 AM
Is Rodriguez working on a straight to DVD movie based on his Machete trailer in Grindhouse? IMDB thinks he is. That would be badass.
Why didn't you ask him or even report on what happened with Barb
by Kirbymanly
Nov 5th, 2007
11:27:56 AM
that doesn't help your cause when it comes to people thinking you favor certain people over others, Harry. The fact that Universal dropped the project was indeed "cool news" that should've been posted for all of your readers.
Give us a CLASH OF THE TITANS trilogy!
by Mullah Omar
Nov 5th, 2007
11:28:36 AM
This is one of THE major remakes that I'm excited about. I'd like to see a few classical stories make it to the big screen rather than just one. The special effects can finally keep pace with the fantastic elements of those stories and it's kind of baffling that there haven't been more attempts to bring the era to life.
So Harryhausen is releasing
by skimn
Nov 5th, 2007
11:32:27 AM
Earth VS Flying Saucers, 20 Million Miles To Earth and It Came From Beneath The Sea in colorized versions next month on DVD (alongside the original black and whites). If he's okay with those alterations, then whats the problem with remaking Clash? Maybe he's needing some fresh influx of cash.
No, the prequels would not have been better
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
11:37:34 AM
with stop motion. Stop motion looks like crap. It's a beautiful art form for old movies where you're not paying attention to the realism of the effects or for surreal Tim Burton movies but filmmakers, engineers and FX artists have worked for decades to move on from stop motion and they shouldn't revert back to it because a couple people feel nostalgic. I agree that CGI can look too fluid and weightless but instead of abandoning it and going back to something worse, they should work on improving what they they have.
Call it "Calibos"
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 5th, 2007
11:37:35 AM
And make everything else, save for the nudity of young goddess like princessesses, incidental.

by NickyCharade
Nov 5th, 2007
11:46:54 AM
I'm pretty tired of all these remakes of already amazing movies..but if anyone can do a killer remake of Clash of the Titans it would have been Rodriguez....he's the new fucking John Carpenter!
why won't someone
by irrelevntelefant
Nov 5th, 2007
11:52:47 AM
remake "attack of the killer tomatoes". imagine "the hulk" cgi, only red and tomato-y.... although for the COTT remake, you could get Hamlins wife to play medusa...
Lame
by Knuckleduster
Nov 5th, 2007
11:53:57 AM
Who wants to see crappy, shiny CG monsters when you could much rather enjoy stop-motion ones.
Oh gee... Latino Review Got Something Wrong?
by RenoNevada2000
Nov 5th, 2007
11:58:03 AM
What are the odds?
I think that's the kind of movie that
by veritasses
Nov 5th, 2007
12:00:15 PM
can benefit from a remake. It's a "classic" in a sense that it was a good, well remembered nerd movie for it's time that also happened to have some commercial success. But at the same time, it's not a sacred, "don't you dare touch that" type of classic that has hard core loyalist fans. And Harry Hamlin was ok but not great or iconic like say, Kurt Russell as Snake so there's no real worry of destroying a beloved movie character. Plus, Titans can really, really benefit from modern SFX and budgets and is the type of classic literary story that would be interesting to see from the viewpoint of another director/writer/creative team's unique vision. Like rather than go for a mainstream PG family movie, I think a horror/thriller approach might be an interesting twist in the right hands. Or maybe even a Python-ish or Shawn of the Dead-ish Brit comedy.
And also...
by Knuckleduster
Nov 5th, 2007
12:02:43 PM
No offense, but the CGI in Rodriguez's movies usually look pretty bad. Maybe because he works with small budgets and does most of it at home, I dunno. Anyway, it may work for Spy Kids, but it aint good enough for Clash Of The Titans.
Re: "...he's the new fucking John Carpenter!"
by Little Dick Wick
Nov 5th, 2007
12:04:42 PM
Agreed! This haterism going on is unfounded. Rodriguez makes pimp-ass movies to geek out on, and Planet Terror is easily my new favorite RR film. Sin City was fantastic, but, my god, a more rockin' horror film than PT? Nowhere to be found... (at least not in recent history).
"Stop motion looks like crap."
by christian66
Nov 5th, 2007
12:10:17 PM
Except to those who have been absorbing its beauty in films for decades. And wait until how bad that CG looks just 5 years from now. You'll never want to go back to CG but stop-motion will remain eternally watchable because of its nature. So there.
That must have been tough on Rodriguez's wife
by Bobo_Vision
Nov 5th, 2007
12:16:56 PM
Rodriguez screwing the starlet from "Planet Terror" must have been tough on his wife...especially because she was one of the producers of "Planet Terror".
good. Rodriguez is the most overated director in the history of
by lobsterone
Nov 5th, 2007
12:20:28 PM
Kasdan should direct.
.. history of cinema
by lobsterone
Nov 5th, 2007
12:24:05 PM
.
I don't care who's directing...
by Anna Valerious
Nov 5th, 2007
12:30:47 PM
Just have Will Kemp as Perseus. It will hopefully erase memories of the upcoming unneeded "Step Up" sequel he's in...
Hollywood ruins yet another classic. Summon the KRAKEN!!!
by Jeditemple
Nov 5th, 2007
01:23:10 PM
Certainly there are OTHER Greek legends to make films about? Zeus needs to strike these remake idiots down and crush the little miniatures of the Hollywood execs.
I wasn't aware that this rumor had been floating around but..
by ClockWorker
Nov 5th, 2007
01:38:57 PM
I totally called this. Just a few days ago I posted on that lovely bones production pics TB and I said that this was the perfect movie to be reinvented. This can be turned into something totally different than the original. Just like KING KONG and WAR OF THE WORLDS the original clash is dated enough to be revisited (even tho I am not a fan of either of those movies). Thats how you can tell the really talented people from the not so talented. Speilberg, Jackson, and Kasdan, all know well enough that there's no point in remaking a movie that cannot be turned into something new
Stop Motion wouldn't work
by tme2nsb
Nov 5th, 2007
01:53:09 PM
And here's why: I love stop motion as much as any geek can (I have a few armature models myself, and have made a few short films with them) - Stop Motion is time consuming too, and a much much hard art than rendering something on a computer, but the artists like those at ILM and WETA don't make "weightless" and "shiny" models...they use lots of textures, good lighting effects and the such that most of the stuff that has been out in the past couple of years looks realistic. Hell, even shit from 2000 or prior to that still holds up well on film, but if you look at stop motion, the bulk it has, the bad bad bad horrible frame rate and the obvious not realisitc tone of it would not hold up in cinemas of this age and generation. Stylized films like Wallace and Gromit and The Nightmare Before Christmas (and James, Corpse Bride, etf) can get away with it is because they are entirely animated films--not live action with stop-motion in it. Anyone who says that stop motion can be do right in a movie like this in a TIME like this needs to get over their love and nostalgic feeling (and my poor grammar and spelling) of it all and realize that CGI is the only way to go.
I dont think they should go too far with the CG
by ClockWorker
Nov 5th, 2007
01:57:13 PM
The only characters that should be totally CG are the huge creatures, like the Kraken or something. Everything else should be done practically on green screen much like the way sin city was done
STOP THE REMAKES
by Magma Suit
Nov 5th, 2007
01:57:17 PM
Actually, the CGI in PLanet Terror was very good
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
01:59:10 PM
So much so that a lot of people probably wouldn't be able to tell what parts were CG and what wasn't.
Remakes wont stop.
by ClockWorker
Nov 5th, 2007
01:59:50 PM
and since that is sad but true, this is the kind of film that I want to see remade
Rose McGowan has ruined this man.
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Nov 5th, 2007
02:16:12 PM
The troof.
Sin City was perfect as a shot for shot "remake"
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
02:40:51 PM
No one's translated the look and feel of a comic book to the big screen as well (including Oscar winner Ang Lee's literally putting comic book panels on the screen in the Hulk) The visuals in Sin City were groundbreaking and will influence a lot of movies, including 300. Rodriguez did a great job in that movie.
WTF is your problem, RodHolt?
by I Dunno
Nov 5th, 2007
02:44:18 PM
What is it with all the internet tough guys on this site throwing puerile insults at people for their opinions? There should be a minimum age for these TBs.
Larry Indiana Kasdan
by carneguisada
Nov 5th, 2007
02:52:55 PM
Why didn't Kasdan write Indiana Jones4? Why why why why why. Whine...
Rodriguez tries too hard to be self-consciously "cool."
by Nosferatu Jones
Nov 5th, 2007
03:12:28 PM
But unlike his buddy Tarantino, he doesn't have the filmmaking and/or writing chops to pull it off about 90% of the time. SIN CITY was a hit with critics and fans, but that could be more because of Frank Miller's source material than anything to do with Rodriguez. I wouldn't call him a "one-trick pony," but he IS vastly overrated on this site. Wonder why...?
Now THIS is a good candidate for a remake.
by Orbots Commander
Nov 5th, 2007
03:12:57 PM
There's a legitimate argument to re-make Clash of the Titans. The title is familiar. The original was a minor hit, though it didn't set the world on fire, and a good portion of the original's point were the Harryhousen effects. It's not like Harry Hamlin was this iconic actor that can't be replaced.
some effects just don't age
by Prossor
Nov 5th, 2007
03:31:22 PM
things like the battles in Empire or Jedi or Superman: The Movie. instead of combining movies with videogames with CGI, they should continue advancing physical and optical effects. those will always be the best.
Maybe the F/Xs will look claymation like Spykids 2
by Orionsangels
Nov 5th, 2007
03:49:18 PM
Eat my shorts hack!
Cheech Marin as Zeus!
by Orionsangels
Nov 5th, 2007
03:53:34 PM
Salma Hayek as Andromeda. Antonio Banderas as Perseus and Danny Trejo as the Kraken.
Sin City
by Halfbreedqueen
Nov 5th, 2007
04:13:25 PM
actually Casshern had a similar look (especially influencing 300) before Sin City. Not that Sin City didn't look cool, but 300 looks a lot more like Casshern than Sin City.
american werewolf in london fx
by irrelevntelefant
Nov 5th, 2007
04:15:19 PM
name one movie since then that has even come close to the transformation scene where dr pepper man is on all fours in the hot nurses living room....
Rodriguez's directing and writing skills.
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Nov 5th, 2007
04:18:13 PM
I think his screenwriting skills are rather subpar. The Spy Kids trilogy is just awful stuff, even though they're meant for kids, they are just badly written and conceived. And the sequels to El Mariachi... less said, the better. And he's also disowned using film to shoot, which wouldn't be so bad if he was actually good at shooting on high-def video. His high-def work has been horrible looking and makes me literally queasy when I watch. (I don't count Sin City, because the videography was majorly altered in an abstracted, surreal way and not meant to be realistic. Sin City, though, is his best big budget movie yet.)
Whoever does this movie right
by Orbots Commander
Nov 5th, 2007
04:22:18 PM
could have a Pirates of the Carribean-sized franchise on their hands. I'd love to see what someone like Jon Favreau, Frank Darabont, or even Martin Campbell could do with this supposedly rock-solid Kasdan script. I don't doubt Kasdan's abilities either; he's about as good a screenwriter as there is out there, although as a director he's hit and miss as he tends to be overindulgent.
You mean Dreamcatcher/ROTJ Kasdan?
by Larry Sellers
Nov 5th, 2007
05:02:52 PM
Let's hope not. Mumford was good. Obviously ROTLA and ESB...but one dent in a person's career calls everything afterwards into question. Especially if it's the last thing they've done. Good luck to you, sir.
Also...
by Larry Sellers
Nov 5th, 2007
05:05:16 PM
Bubo the Inexplicably Mechanical Owl must be in this. Or I will not see it.
Is this like Clash of the Tartans?
by finky089
Nov 5th, 2007
05:09:37 PM
kidding

I'm not so attached to the original that I wouldn't be up for a remake of Titans. Esp with Larry Kasdan behind the script.

Rodriguez
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 5th, 2007
05:10:39 PM
I just don't get it... Outside of Planet Terror, that guy just doesnt make good movies. And Sin City was not a good film. Visually stunning yes, but BOOOORRRING! Why even redo this one? The original is pretty damn cool.
Remakes are just remakes
by Larry Sellers
Nov 5th, 2007
05:21:40 PM
I don't understand what prods are even trying to duplicate anymore. The success of the original? "Capture the spirit of the original/Update the material/Make it relevant for a new generation?" Do they think it's fun to make a movie that's already been made? Anywho, Turd's right Rodriguez is wrong for this project. Yes, it's impressive what the guy can do with a small budget but...wait I think I just answered my own question. Rewind...I don't understand why COTT would be remade. I can still watch the original and have a good time. I mean the effects weren't particularly groundbreaking post-Star Wars, but there's no way they can recapture that sense of escapism the combination of Greek mythos and stop-motion animation can. Also please no mo-cap.
Turd: on Rodriguez
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Nov 5th, 2007
05:43:02 PM
Sin City was his most commercial big budget Hollywood flick that scored critical and box office success. When he started out, like many young male directors in the '90s (just before the dawn of the digital video age, and there was a last breath, mini-renaissance in the indie film medium), he showed a lot of promise with El Mariachi. He also demonstrated very good directing agility in From Dusk Till Dawn and The Faculty. But most of his other work has been perpetually juvenile, and badly written. And, like Lucas, he disses film stock as his medium of choice -- but his digital high-def work is lousy. (I would argue that Zack Snyder so far is the one promising director who figured out how to do high-def video well, in 300, in an artistic sense.) But back to Rodriguez: There has been too much hype with him. He has talent, but he hasn't applied it appropriately and to the best of his abilities. He's actually a decent action movie director, so long as he works with somebody else's screenplay and sticks to using film. But he insists on writing, using video, and now casting his girlfriend. In another career path, he could have directed Transformers, and been better than Michael Bay at it.
Another step down that slippery slope
by Mattapooh
Nov 5th, 2007
05:53:33 PM
As much as I disagree with a lot of the negativity, I have to agree with some aspects of Rodriguez's abilities (or lack thereof, I suppose). He's very gifted visually, but not in terms of writing. He can pop out good ideas, but he lacks the ability to develop them. That's not a shot at the guy, there are plenty of absolutely amazing filmmakers (Ridley Scott, for example... although Rodriguez obviously isn't at Scott's level) who aren't writers, but focus more other elements. The fact that he handles everything is absolutely amazing and nobody can take that away from the guy. As much as he falls short occasionally (for example, that action scene in Once Upon a Time in Mexico with Danny Trejo and the dirt bikes... who the shit edited that? It's a goddamn mess!), you've got to give the guy credit for doing as much as he does. What I'm most disappointed about here is the fact that the script was apparently well done, so we missed the first opportunity to see Rodriguez pull off a good script that wasn't his own (From Dusk Til Dawn and Sin City not being counted because of the involvement of the writers... The Faculty not counting because that wasn't exactly the strongest script anyway). I'm really intrigued to see the guy get a good script and see what he can do with it. As for Barbarella, how insane was it that he demanded a hundred mill for it with ROSE MCGOWAN STARRING?? Jesus, that's like demanding the same amount for a remake of Grizzly with Giovanni Ribisi starring (as Richard Jaeckel's part, because Jaeckel was awesome). That was just a mind-numbingly stupid situation that I was actually surprised. The whole appeal of Rodriguez is that he's the punk rock filmmaker... he shows everyone that if you do your own thing CHEAP, you can get by rather well. Hopefully he gets shit back in line and continues to improve and bust out some good stuff like everyone's been expecting, instead of the usual "just okay" stuff with moments of quality.
Rodriguez is way too self absorbed!
by FILMFUNK
Nov 5th, 2007
06:21:55 PM
He wants to churn out pet project about Shark boys or Spy Kids let him, I think they actually contain really crap CG made to look like, or probably actually is real Shite Stop motion creatures in that would make Harryhausen puke!!!

He only made 2 decent movies - The second Mariachi movie coz of Salma Hayek and Sin City both are good not Great! Once Upon a Time in Mexico was Incoherent Piss, his kids films are shite and I've yet to see Planet Terror but he insists on spouting shite like 'My movies always do better than Tarantinos' well maybee at box office but not in the long run!

Rodriguez is a one-hit wonder
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Nov 5th, 2007
06:34:20 PM
Desperado rocked. But everything else this guy has made ranges from disappointing to complete crap: SPy Kids, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, His crappy half of From Dusk Till Dawn, Sin City, Shark Boy/Lava Girl, Grindhouse... it's all crap. I wanted to like him as much as the next guy, but it's time to admit he wasn't the great director we hoped he would be.

It would be interesting to see this re-done
by Yeti
Nov 5th, 2007
06:35:57 PM
with CGI and other modern effects. Stop motion is so sixties.
This is the first remake I'm actually looking forward to
by Live.
Nov 5th, 2007
06:41:18 PM
This has the potential to be very awesome. Kasdan can be hit or miss, but if he is in the mood to go epic, this could spawn a POTC-sized franchise. But it needs a big director, with a lot of vision.
Pound Sand
by CherryValance
Nov 5th, 2007
06:45:25 PM
You almost made me do a spit-take with your Bubo casting. It's perfect.
Thank CHRIST for that
by Laserbrain
Nov 5th, 2007
06:54:01 PM
Get a bloody decent director for this. The story has incredible potential is Kasdan's nailed the script.
Seriously, GIVE IT TO KASDAN! HE IS AWESOME!
by Proman1984
Nov 5th, 2007
07:25:59 PM
Seriously.
prof. pop-cult
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 5th, 2007
07:35:29 PM
Good summation of Rodriguez. I totally agree with you. I want the guy to be good. He is obviously not afraid to take risks. I guess he just needs good people around him to pull things off the right way...
Enjoyed the first one sure.
by TomBodet
Nov 5th, 2007
07:43:48 PM
They should give it to Stephen Sommers, you KNOW this is right up his alleyway. I saithe this is total honesty, too-non-ironic etc. I think this is something the guy should try. *BUT INCLUDE the Giant Robots in it this time! okay?!
Zack Snyder, the only one to do high def right?
by SK229
Nov 5th, 2007
08:00:15 PM
How about Fincher with Zodiac? The only one to do it uncompressed, thereby keeping the integrity and latitutde of the RAW frames. That's the ONLY FUCKING MOVIE shot in HD that looks like film or even better than film. HE'S a technical genius. While all these other jerk-offs are just going with the flow and using high def tape and proclaiming themselves technical visionaries, he's been quietly perfecting the Viper system's use with the S.2 hard drives, UNCOMPRESSED, on fucking commercials. He correctly figured out that the 35mm sensor sizes would only hold back high def when it comes to the ability it SHOULD give you as far as being able to work with a smaller crew and fewer 'movie' lights. The super 16mm sized sensor of the Viper means more depth of field in lower light. Many of Zodiac's interiors were shot at a 1.8, something that would be impossible to do in 35mm without having almost zero depth of field. The larger imaging sensor might mean something if 4k meant something and theaters actually went to 4k digital projection, but, for now, the Viper system that Fincher perfected is the shit as far as HD is concerned and, for my money, it's the only movie so far in HD that looks as good as it does BECAUSE of the format it was shot on.
Have to give props to Mann as well, though...
by SK229
Nov 5th, 2007
08:03:22 PM
for letting the high def video be its very own thing and aesthetic in Miami Vice. Stuff like that takes balls, which he certainly has. The best thing Rodriguez ever did was El Mariachi and writing that book.
I gotta agree with irrelevntelefant
by Orionsangels
Nov 5th, 2007
09:01:32 PM
Dr pepper man haha! No the man to werewolf transformation in that movie has yet to be beaten.
Stallone for Zeus
by Staldo
Nov 5th, 2007
10:06:50 PM
He played the villain in Spy Kids 5 or whatever so we know he's tight with Rodriguez. Does anybody remember that terrible Golan Globus version of Hercules with Lou Ferrigno? I always confused it with Clash of the Titans as a kid because they both featured greek myths and mechanical creatures.(the owl in Titans, a robotic hydra, fly and godknowswhat in Hercules) I always thought of the movies as extensions of each other, even though Hercules was 30 times more ridiculous.
Werewolf Schmerewolf
by thelordofhell
Nov 5th, 2007
10:08:07 PM
How about the Dragon in "Dragonslayer", by far the best dragon effects I've seen in a movie.
SK229: Fincher vs. Snyder in regards to high-def...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Nov 5th, 2007
10:27:15 PM
My argument is this: Fincher simply followed along what other high-profile directors (Lucas, Singer, Mann and Rodriguez) have been trying very hard to do with high-def video -- make the resulting footage look like it was shot on film. Snyder didn't do high-def "right" with 300. He accepted it for what it was: A completely different means of capturing moving images. He made no attempt to make 300 look like it was shot on film. He embraced high-def for all its digital, binary glory -- you see the pixels on the screen ALIVE. He used high-def, and tweaked the footage in post production, to give the movie an intentionally hyper-real look that couldn't have been achieved in film. He embraced what it was -- DIGITAL VIDEO, instead of lamely trying to make what remains a still-limited technology appear like film stock. Everybody else has been trying to shoot on high-def to fake the look of film, and calling it a day.
Thank goodness-Rodiguez is aweful
by 900LBGorilla
Nov 5th, 2007
10:38:22 PM
I couldn't think of much that would have turned me off to this faster than having Rodriguez direct...his action is invariably cheesy and the rest of what he films is generally goofy crap. Done right with new tech, a bit harsher, and someone who can actually direct- this could be a very interesting remake.
The Barbarella news blackout continues...
by Bill Clay
Nov 6th, 2007
12:06:20 AM
Every other entertainment site has reported that Barbarella has been cancelled, chiefly due to Rodriguez insisting that his girlfriend had to be the star. Not one word about it on this cutting edge site, though. Guess that happens when you get too close to the people you're SUPPOSED to be reporting on.
CLASH OF THE TITANICS--PERSEUS VS. THE BOAT
by thelordofhell
Nov 6th, 2007
12:10:07 AM
This is what happens when screenwriters go on strike.
Exactly, Kuldan.
by TomBodet
Nov 6th, 2007
05:04:03 AM
I always thought the first Mummy was dead on, but he's lost the ability to just stay focused since then, tosses in EVERYTHING. Not good.
This is gonna be even better than
by Spazatronic 2000
Nov 6th, 2007
05:29:59 AM
Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King
Uwe Boll would be my first choice for this
by Spazatronic 2000
Nov 6th, 2007
05:33:33 AM
Him or Paul W.S. Anderson. Actually Anderson might be a better choice hes made more kick ass science fiction action movies.
Don't remake this
by Lost Jarv
Nov 6th, 2007
06:05:54 AM
instead go back to the original myth- there is a shit load of Greek mythology that would be amazing filmed, the perseus story is just one.

Seriously, they could do the seduction of his mother (Zeus as a golden shower, I think), the prophecy, his adoption, THe sibyl, killing medusa and then accidentally wasting his human father. It would be great, and then afterwards do Jason, Theseus, Belleraphon, or even the 12 labours of Hercules. How great would it be to see Hercules v some of the monsters in that tale.

And if you must just label them Clash of The Titans: Perseus, and bookend them with the gods playing chess.

I wish.

Here's an idea
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 6th, 2007
07:51:56 AM
let the South Park dudes remake Clash of the Titans with puppets, Team America-style. You know you want it.
Please summarize the whole Latino Review text.
by Stalin vs Predator
Nov 6th, 2007
09:06:52 AM
I just don't feel like going to that site again - for the n-th time - expecting to read a review of a script and instead finding out a review of how many Latinos are in the story and how they are represented. It really gets boring. Plus, when I watch a film, I want to know how the Papuans are represented.
SHIA LABEOUF AS PERSEUS
by Ye Not Guilty
Nov 6th, 2007
09:24:06 AM
Assuming he isn't too busy playing "The Prisoner." Heh. Indeed.
To Renonevada2000
by All-In
Nov 6th, 2007
11:57:06 AM
No, Latinoreview didn't get anything wrong. They said in their article that the studio merely wants Rodriguez. AICN got it wrong by saying Latinoreview said it was a lock.
I don't want to see Shia
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 6th, 2007
12:25:58 PM
in a loincloth, brandishing a shield in one hand and a sword in the other. Then again, I never wanted to see Harry Hamlin that way, either. But I was only 11, Harry was in shape, I'll give him that, and now he gets to bang the Holy Medusa out of that Lisa chick, whose body and mouth were made for receiving a man.
I saw Rodriguez on the SCREAM awards
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 6th, 2007
01:24:42 PM
A fuckin' tool. The Scream awards function as little more than a plug for Liongate's cheap commerce. I mean, they're awarding movies that haven't yet been released! It's just a huckster fest. Rodriguez barks, "This is better than the fuckin' Oscars." Sour grapes from a hack who hasn't a chance in hell of nailing an Oscar. GRINDHOUSE was also awarded some shit to mollify Tarentino who obviously has nothing to do but listen to an audience of stoned fanboys. Never mind that GRINDHOUSE was one of the worst commercial disasters since HEAVEN'S GATE.
Rodriguez insists that Rosie McGowan play Barbarella?
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 6th, 2007
01:28:42 PM
No wonder she jumped down his pants. And Ms. McGowan's last "hit" movie was--??? She was billed as the star of GRINDHOUSE and the studio brass isn't blinded by that film's nosedive at the boxoffice.
Maybe now he can get back to work on Sin City 2
by Reel American Hero
Nov 6th, 2007
02:34:15 PM
Hopefully with a better title than Sin City 2, but my wife worked at AMC close to two years ago, and the movie at one point was slated for release in April of 2006. Here we are almost a year later and still no sign of more Sin City. Come on, get to work on that. That's what I want to see at least.
If Seth Gecko is in it
by jivatmax
Nov 6th, 2007
05:32:52 PM
I will watch.
Awesome blossom
by 5 by 5
Nov 6th, 2007
06:42:40 PM
Yeah this movie is crying for a remake. It's great material that deserves state-of-the-art storytelling & effects.
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