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DUNGEON SIEGE: IN THE NAME OF THE KING: AN EPIC ADVENTURE BEGINS, PART I: THE BEGINNING Test-Screens In The Valley!

Wait till you see Postal!! by tmifune78	Nov 5th, 2007 12:37:03 AM
whoop!!
R WE REALLY SURISED??? by billybobhoyle	Nov 5th, 2007 12:37:04 AM
FIRST!!
FUCK!!!! by billybobhoyle	Nov 5th, 2007 12:37:29 AM
DANG IT!! I THOUGHT I HAD IT.
How could this miss? by Pound Sand	Nov 5th, 2007 12:44:02 AM
It had everything: an over long title, Uwe Boll, Kristianna Loken, monsters, Uwe Boll...,
Has Uwe Bol by Mixiboi	Nov 5th, 2007 12:47:10 AM
Made one critically acclaimed movie? . Seriously
sounds awesome by The Real MiraJeff	Nov 5th, 2007 12:48:19 AM
ppppppttttttthhhhhhhh!!!
I almost by ApneicMonkey	Nov 5th, 2007 01:28:04 AM
want to see this movie just to know how bad it truly is. Luckily, it's against my religion to give fucktard untalented Germans my hard-earned. *Note; I don't think all Germans are fucktards!
Let Boll direct Marion Cobretti. by hamslime	Nov 5th, 2007 01:34:50 AM
I would actually let Boll and Stallone go double deep in my tracheotomy wound if they made that happen.
PLANT! by bigbaldpapa	Nov 5th, 2007 01:42:34 AM
Seriously. This guy is a plant from the competing studios. They are trying to get folks to see other movies instead! -= End Sarcastic Talkback =-
Giant Burritos. Exploding Cleavage. Burt Reynolds. by Alonzo Mosely	Nov 5th, 2007 01:48:26 AM
Damn this review makes me want to see it...
After watching Bloodrayne, I don't think I could sit thru this by George Newman	Nov 5th, 2007 01:59:27 AM
That movie was painful bad. It was 'boring" technically, but it was absolutely uninteresting. But I made myself watch it cuz I had never seen a Boll flick, and I had to see it to believe it. I definitely believe now; this man make horrible movies. Not even funny bad. Bad bad
We got rid of Saddam... by UltimaRex	Nov 5th, 2007 02:04:13 AM
But this guy still breathes? Come on people, let's find a way to use Bush's only talent, namely destroying something.
What the hell happend to Postal? by Mike_D	Nov 5th, 2007 02:33:05 AM
wasn't Vern Troyer raped by monkees in it?
Boll is terrible.... BUT: by Jarek	Nov 5th, 2007 02:33:17 AM
Postal is a lot of fun. It's like a $10 million Troma film. It's actually genuinely funny. The only flick of his i've seen where I didn't want to stab my own eyes with my fingers.
"So the film pretty much ends... by xavier masterson	Nov 5th, 2007 02:58:23 AM
...like you expect it to end. Farmer is attacked by books,..." Oddly enough, that's exactly how I expected the film to end.
That's the best review..... by D o o d	Nov 5th, 2007 03:31:06 AM
I've ever read. I hate Uwe Boll but not because it's fashionable or the right thing to do, but because I hate him.
Seriously? A bad Uwe Boll movie? by spud mcspud	Nov 5th, 2007 03:33:10 AM
This could be the most unnecessary review of all time. OBVIOUSLY it blows. We just needed to know to what degree this movie blew.
Postal by ImMorganFreeman	Nov 5th, 2007 03:34:29 AM
Postal is pretty bad, but it's still the best thing that Uwe Boll has made. Ever. http://www.moviesonline.ca/mov ie_review_detail.php?id=8399 too bad Uwe's a douche and doesn't understand things, like not saying they need to re-do 9/11
Books are the villains? by MattmanReturns	Nov 5th, 2007 03:35:26 AM
That settles it. Boll IS a Nazi.
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell	Nov 5th, 2007 03:40:53 AM
one of my most anticapated movies of the year. should be funnier than knocked up and superbad combined
I'm in awe of Boll for all the wrong reasons... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Nov 5th, 2007 04:04:51 AM
I've been stunned by his ability to secure so much money, and to be able to get himself to direct and produce so many movies, with so little talent, in such a few number of years. And Boll has consistently managed to cast decent actors -- several of them, in fact, to appear in just a single film. Boll has proven to us what we've always suspected -- that most actors are essentially whores who will prostitute themselves for the right price. Seriously, if you are an aspiring filmmaker, you should study up on Boll's dealmaking abilities.
boll spends all of the fuckin money on a few semi big actors by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell	Nov 5th, 2007 04:14:15 AM
then just grabs a camera and randomly shoots them in a forest with plastic swords
Sounds wonderful. by Knuckleduster	Nov 5th, 2007 05:17:16 AM
The one thing that makes Boll movies worthwhile is listening to his director's commentries on the DVDs (For the love of Jeebus, do not watch that shit on the big screen). Just listening to what this guy has to say is the strangest mix of shock and pitiful laughter you'll ever experience. There is no man alive today with his level of naivety, paranoia and incompetence. And for some reason he still thinks he's the dog's bollocks. Great fun.
who knows? the reviewer's a moron by Teko	Nov 5th, 2007 06:26:33 AM
For all I know this film's a gem, considering the ridiculous misspelled review this guy wrote.
The previews for this thing look hilarious. by rbatty024	Nov 5th, 2007 06:55:44 AM
I might have to rent this when it comes out on DVD. How did this guy get $60 million? Damn, maybe if I was incompetent enough, I could be rich. I'm sure he embezzled most of it anyway, judging by the crap that's on screen.
Boll Bashers! by Super Rabbi	Nov 5th, 2007 07:54:20 AM
There's a 3-part interview with him on Gametrailers.com
Finally! by Purgatori	Nov 5th, 2007 08:32:19 AM
I've been waiting for this piece of shit to come out to have something to laugh at. Ever since the trailer that nearly made me pee m'self. Good to see Lillard carrying on Michael Madsen's tradition of getting drunk during filming of a Uwe Boll flick.
You've gotta hand it to Boll though... by HueyFreeman	Nov 5th, 2007 09:13:55 AM
The man's got talent; I mean, somehow he manages to butcher all these video game properties with his shitty-ass movie adaptations, manages to get a budget to do it, AND actually manages to get actors among the likes of Ray Liotta and Ben Kingsley. If that's not talent, I have no idea what is.
I'm more surprised that Russell Mulchay still makes movies by judderman	Nov 5th, 2007 09:17:14 AM
after he splurged $60 mil on Highlander 2 (and that was back when the dollar was actually worth something). I haven't yet seen a Boll flick (life's too short) but I doubt he will continue to make films for much longer; apparently the tax loophole he relies on to get financing has closed.
Explosive Diarehea.. by mitemike	Nov 5th, 2007 09:37:25 AM
I think this review actually MAKES me want to see it...damn you! I havent seen a good comedy in a long time ..
Line from House of the Dead... by I Dunno	Nov 5th, 2007 09:54:23 AM
"You're trying to become immortal! Why?" "To live forever!!!!" Makes sense. Other than a few gems like that though, the poster above is right. His movies aren't even funny bad, they're "pissed off because they're so boring" bad.
"his son gets turned into a burrito..." by Datascream	Nov 5th, 2007 10:02:32 AM
Gold, pure comedy gold. Well done sir!
Uwe would be better off by veritasses	Nov 5th, 2007 10:04:32 AM
if he only made B-movies with a B-movie budget and B-movie actors and didn't take himself so seriously. Granted the movies would still be awful but at least people wouldn't be angry that he wasted good money and talent. And I bet he'd actually develop a real cult following.
AND BLOODRAYNE IS HILARIOUS by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell	Nov 5th, 2007 10:04:37 AM
a guy fuckin tackles a horse.
Explosive diarrhea... by Darth Macchio	Nov 5th, 2007 10:05:41 AM
...is the greatest excuse for missing work/school EVER. I mean think about it..."I can't come in today...I've got explosive diarrhea." What the hell do you say to that? How do you follow the words "explosive diarrhea" with anything resembling a conversational response? Oh...and tho I don't believe it needs to be said...Uwe Boll is ass. He wouldn't box me tho...I've actually done martial training and am considered a Ninja of significant skill by many many people who have all sorts of serious jobs like a substitute teacher and a greens keeper.
If you're discouraging people... by DocPazuzu	Nov 5th, 2007 10:24:04 AM
...from seeing this film, then don't say "Burt Reynolds" and "exploding cleavage" because as much as I hate Dr. Boll's films, words like that make me want to see it, dammit.
When I read the title... by dr sauch	Nov 5th, 2007 10:36:34 AM
I thought this was an Apatow movie, like WALK HARD or something. I don't know who Uwe Boll is, and I'm not going to try and make the mods here think I'm cool by bashing him. I may take my little brothers to see this, but get like reeeeeeally stoned before we go. I was high when I took them to see SW Episode I. Being high in a theater full of hyperactive kids with a shitty, deafness-inducing multi-million dollar sfx bomb while eating loads of shit from the concession stand is an experience I recommend to anyone.
boll sets up actors w/ hos - takes photos by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 10:43:29 AM
thats the way he gets liotta and kingsley in his movies.
"his son gets turned into a burrito..." by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 10:47:23 AM
instant box office $ $
zom-bot.com by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 10:50:32 AM
just say 'lotted, rottik' and 'dis not kebab pert one teebee!'
dis it not kebab pert one teebee! by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 10:55:52 AM
fixed
that includes Turkey and Kazakhstan and america by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 11:26:53 AM
korea is full of good directors, america isn't.
i think this Boll shit has gone on long enough... by BMacSmith	Nov 5th, 2007 11:33:45 AM
seriously. his ability to make shit movies was funny for awhile but now he needs to be stopped. put all this money to better use. Even Ed Wood's career tanked, why hasnt this douchebag's?
Im not a Uwe Boll apologist by kilik777	Nov 5th, 2007 11:34:17 AM
but most of his movies are at least somewhat fun even if they arent good. Yeah his review makes me wanna go see this. I just saw all 4 of his modern movies last weekend. Heres the review. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
How does he get these AAA actors? by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Nov 5th, 2007 12:36:46 PM
I mean wtf? Why do they work for this turd? He has a terrible rep. He's also one of the only directors to even have his own permanent topic over at IGN because he's hated so fucking much. And don't come back with money because it just doesn't make sense. These actors should fire their agents for sticking them in such shit.
Beating up critics makes your films good! by MattmanReturns	Nov 5th, 2007 01:23:36 PM
Or having a critic killed by a scrunt in your movie.
Mr Saxon by DocPazuzu	Nov 5th, 2007 01:49:58 PM
I own House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark. I have neither pride nor a soul.
He beat up MiraJeff? by DocPazuzu	Nov 5th, 2007 01:50:41 PM
Sweet.
wait wait wait... by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell	Nov 5th, 2007 01:58:40 PM
the boll boxing match i saw was fuckin horrible and theres also the fact that he used to be a boxer so that might have something to do with him winning. or maybe he fought a nerd.
hold on... that's not really the title is it? by turketron	Nov 5th, 2007 02:15:49 PM
I would contemplate going to see that movie just so I can tell the ticketer that I am there to see, "DUNGEON SIEGE: IN THE NAME OF THE KING: AN EPIC ADVENTURE BEGINS, PART I: THE BEGINNING". This is just a joke, for the talkback, right? Oh yeah, and I remember browsing IMDB about a year or two ago and telling a friend about Mr. Boll's upcoming shitfests, and they replied, "Fucking DUNGEON SIEGE? A FUCKING DUNGEON SIEGE MOVIE? YOU CAN'T MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT FUCKING DUNGEON SIEGE! WHAT THE FUCK!?" hahaha
The scariest part of the movie's title: "Part I" by Prof. Pop-Cult	Nov 5th, 2007 02:25:43 PM
I wonder what popular actors Boll will manage to cast for the sequel.
Yo come on! Dont any of you people want to see this film in a MS by Rogue_Leader	Nov 5th, 2007 02:29:29 PM
I mean this film would be perfect to go and heckle and laugh the shit out of / I obviously wouldn't pay full price but a cheapo threatre and a matinee might work. This guy is the new Ed Wood.
I meant to say "MST3K sort of way" above. by Rogue_Leader	Nov 5th, 2007 02:37:01 PM
For some reason this friggin message thing cut the rest off.
I meant to say "MST3K sort of way" above. by Rogue_Leader	Nov 5th, 2007 02:37:03 PM
For some reason this friggin message thing cut the rest off.
I'm convinced he's a joke director, not real by performingmonkey	Nov 5th, 2007 03:03:49 PM
I think he's a character actor going around pretending to be a director making spoof movies. There's no other explanation!
In fairness to Uwe Boll... by palimpsest	Nov 5th, 2007 03:09:52 PM
...I watched ALONE IN THE DARK and HOUSE OF THE DEAD a year or so ago. Not on the same day, I hasten to add. Frankly, he's not a director. In fact, "camera pointer" might be more accurate a description, though others were credited with that task on these movies. He's adept at buying up vaguely bankable properties, making shit movies for pennies, then giggling on his bed of money while we fume about his lacking artistic integrity. I raise my hat to him as a businessman, though that's not the same as welcoming his cinematic ginger orphans into my presence ever again...
everyone in here will watch this one and you know it by greekCopter	Nov 5th, 2007 03:40:22 PM

dis it not kebab pert one teebee! by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 04:09:58 PM
dis it not kebab pert one teebee!
german peeps love to inflict sadness. by ironic_name	Nov 5th, 2007 04:12:32 PM

Its like my grammy used to tell me by kelli_picklers_cooter	Nov 5th, 2007 05:37:11 PM
Don't eat flies and expect not to get shit in yer mouth. Grammy was wise beyond her 36 years.
I thought this was one of those Zucker bros. parodies by Bobo_Vision	Nov 5th, 2007 07:21:18 PM
...of geeky fantasy films. Turns out its just trying to be a geeky fantasy film and doesn't even accomplish that.
I'm in it for the Ching Siu-Tung choreography by Harry Weinstein	Nov 5th, 2007 07:25:24 PM
Uwe's got my money this time, and for POSTAL which is supposedly rather good. His other English-language films have been shit, and I'm sure this is also shit. But the trailers show a whole lot of stuff that looks like Jason Statham wandered onto the set of Ching's wild 1982 classic DUEL TO THE DEATH. That's what I want to see.
I MUST SEE THIS FILM by Mullah Omar	Nov 5th, 2007 11:57:39 PM
While there is no way in hell I will ever pay to see this film, I plan to make my own double feature in whatever multiplex is screening this flick. Remember - we probably only have a week or two before thins gets yanked! I still regret not seeing "Battlefield Earth" in the cinema when I had the chance. The big screen makes a bad movie bad on an epic level.
UWE BOLL IS A GENIOUS by chris2million1	Nov 6th, 2007 02:02:04 AM
Well actually he's a really crappy director, who knows his tax law. Everyone is asking how does this guy keep making movies?! How does he do it!? Well it is because of tax shelter laws in Germany that investors can make zero money and still make money in the form of valuable write offs. So until they change the law, unlikely, Uwe boll will keep making movies, well, because he can...thank you German government.
Is this movie worst than Eragon by CuervoJones	Nov 6th, 2007 02:22:55 AM
Man that movie was a torture. It made the book looks like Macbeth
Boll is a bad director, but a great producer by CuervoJones	Nov 6th, 2007 02:43:57 AM
Sad but true
"UWE BOLL IS A GENIOUS" by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell	Nov 6th, 2007 05:31:45 AM
WOW
Damn it, I have to see this now by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 06:22:17 AM
Great Actors slumming it? check. Shitty special effects? Check Incomprehensible story? check. Gratuitous cleavage? check. really stupid costume/ set/ prop decisions? check. this sounds like it has all the makings of crap classic a la troma: Toilet of Doom+ monsters that set themselves alight to become catapult ammo + breasts + ott acting from people that should know better= hysterical mess. I bet it sucks though- Boll is german and therefore too humourless to apreciate what the comedy gold of his bastard creation. I also own Alone in the Dark. I got suckered in because I loved the game. It currently resides in a special "DVD's of shame" vault under the floorboards, beneath a stack of porn at casa del Jarv. You can only get access to it if you defeat the evil hybrid of Boll and Anderson that I keep chained in the cellar and feed only the chopped up livers of aspiring screenwriters/ directors that have talent. And fish heads. I warn you- it is a quest not to be undertaken lightly, especially as the reward probably isn't worth it.
Lost Jarv by DocPazuzu	Nov 6th, 2007 06:39:57 AM
I, too, have a cinematic stash o'shame, filled -- I am loathe to admit -- with things far worse than the discs of Dr. Boll. This stash has brought me an equal amount of joy and anguish, laughter and tears. Mostly tears. I do wonder about myself sometimes. Especially heinous is my copy of Highlander: The Source (the original cut) which makes Dr. Boll look like Lindsey Anderson.
the filmic love that dares not speak it's name by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 07:27:00 AM
Even my copies of troma's finest rate preferential treatment over some of the dogs residing in the vault of shame. The ones that make it into the vault are the ones with no value whatsoever- not even curiousity value. I should throw them out, or give them away, but I can't bring myself to.
also Doc- by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 07:31:20 AM
Dr Boll did hand mirajeff his own ass- it was in that stupid postal publicity stunt. He whipped Mirajeff (and 4 other critics) good. That bought a smile to my face for days
We should thank Uwe Boll. by orionazul	Nov 6th, 2007 07:31:28 AM
I believe that we appreciate great movies like Lord of the Rings, among others, more when we are exposed to "the waste of time and money" movies that Uwe Boll poop out his ass.
Another thought. . . by orionazul	Nov 6th, 2007 07:40:11 AM
Why do actors who have actually made a decent movie before keep signing up for Uwe Boll's cinematic abortions? Why does Jason Statham sign up for a movie by this guy? These actors must do some research, right? They have to know that this guy couldn't make a decent movie to save his life. The only thing I can think of is that these actors need the money. . .
I've read another review and it seems Krug is in it! by Stalin vs Predator	Nov 6th, 2007 09:03:45 AM
It made references to Krug several times. Strange, I thought Craven killed him off in the end of "Last House..." Perhaps it was only an evil clone.
rereading the interview by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 09:32:22 AM
It reminds me of a funnier version of that cinematic abortion Dungeons and Dragons. I feel a real yen to see this.
As an actor by carpetofstars	Nov 6th, 2007 09:56:04 AM
I'd be in one of his movies anyday. You already know it's going to suck so all of the pressure is off of you to deliver a great performance.
AhHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! by DocPazuzu	Nov 6th, 2007 10:32:51 AM
I knew, of course, about the Boll beatdowns, I just didn't know MiraJeff was one of the beatees. I, too, feel floods of violent rage course through my body whenever I read anything MiraJeff writes -- even when I agree with him. That takes a special kind of talent, I must say. He's like the Fettastic of AICN reviewers. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I salute you, Dr. Boll.
Lost Jarv by DocPazuzu	Nov 6th, 2007 10:35:55 AM
It's weird about those DVDs with no value whatsoever, that one hates and really should be rid of, but... just... CAN'T. I swear, sometimes when I see them there on my shelves I can almost sense them watching me and chanting "One of us! One of us! One of us!"
It's more of a sibilant whisper for me by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 10:42:46 AM
"come choosssse one of usssss- don't rewatch Esssscape from New York, watch sssssstttrrriiiptteeeeaaassse" Pah, bastards all of them. THe funny thing is, if armageddon was tomorrow and North London got levelled, I'm pretty certain that future archeologists would find the vault of shame and harshly judge early 21st century man on my copy of such masterpieces as Half Light (don't watch it ever- not one redeeming feature to it)as all the worthwhile stuff would have been destroyed.
Lost Jarv by DocPazuzu	Nov 6th, 2007 10:44:52 AM
Oh God... I own Half Light.
I had to see the Uwe fights for myself by Bobo_Vision	Nov 6th, 2007 10:46:09 AM
And I found them on YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/2blkxj Did he fight all four fights in one night? If so, you've gotta give the guy credit, that's quite a feat. Mirajeff had some good footwork, but wasn't quite able to get off of a defensive stance...but I give him credit for at least getting in the ring to take shots at Uwe, successful or not.
and Doc by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 10:49:20 AM
I've just noticed one of MiraJeff's essential TB interjections above. For a professional critic he really is a complete tit. Do you think that if we ask nicely and promise to go and see this, the good doctor will administer another beating?
unlucky man, unlucky by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 10:51:25 AM
I honestly believe it is the worst film I own. The wife bought it because someone told her you could see our flat in it. Despite the fact that almost every movie in London has at least one scene where you can see the flat. Fucking dreadful waste of time. Everybody involved should not be allowed to work again.
Bobo- by Lost Jarv	Nov 6th, 2007 10:53:24 AM
It wasn't as cut and dried as that- He has boxing experience and told them that it wasn't for real. So the silly buggers didn't do any training, and therefore received a whupping. They should have been training like fucking Rocky. This was a once in a lifetime chance to stick one on Uwe Boll for fuck's sake.
Fucking hell, Jarv... by DocPazuzu	Nov 6th, 2007 11:35:14 AM
...you must live in an awesome neighborhood! Well, either that or you live in a remote Scottish fishing village. Seriously, though, Half Light has the worst - WORST! - so-called "twist" I have ever seen in a film.
As for MiraJeff... by DocPazuzu	Nov 6th, 2007 11:36:35 AM
...I think we should get him riled up to the point where he'd be willing to fight talkbackers.
The only Boll film I've seen any of by Mattyboy122	Nov 6th, 2007 03:52:18 PM
Was Bloodrayne and it was dreadful. Some bad movies are entertaining (Batman & Robin, Wild Wild West) because they have so many 'wtf?' moments and are just complete trainwrecks filled with unintentionally funny moments. Bloodrayne, however, was just boring. I don't know if anybody here has seen Simon Sez, but that's another terrible film that commits the cardinal sin of boring its audience (well, aside from a few unintentionally hilarious moments involving Dennis Rodman pulling off inexplicable stunts). I wish Boll could make bad movies that were somewhat entertaining by being unintentionally hilarious, but as far as I can tell, his films are terrible and boring. For shame.
i like to think i know a thing or two about the talkbacks by aestheticity	Nov 6th, 2007 06:01:50 PM
so id like the inside scoop on why we hate mirajeff. since im not clear on that right now.
Boll is a cool guy by s0nicdeathmonkey	Nov 6th, 2007 06:51:46 PM
I email with him lots.
Part 1: The Beginning by 5 by 5	Nov 6th, 2007 07:02:12 PM
Was it supposed to be Part 1: The End? Jesus Pleasus
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! by WONKABAR	Nov 6th, 2007 09:09:00 PM
I seriously want this movie RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Bay, Wiseman, and Anderson are worse by Gozu	Nov 6th, 2007 10:43:38 PM
See, no one is either seeing or funding Boll's movies. He's having trouble finding investors because everyone knows he's the worst director alive. However, Paul W.S. Anderson, Len Wiseman, and Michael Bay keep making really shitty movies but they can turn a profit. Those are the guys who are killing the industry, not this wannabe Ed Wood.
A painfull viewing by warocketajax	Nov 7th, 2007 01:54:27 AM
I happened upon this movie some time back (I think almost 4-5 months back) and well i could not resist a viewing. I must say the content of the film was... um....well lets just say it left me ill. I will give any movie a look, even Uwe's films, as i love films. I stopped this one about 20min into it, I tried to push on, skipping ahead looking for good bits...but the more I did the more my stomach started to pull its way up my esophagus to escape the true horror of what Mr Boll can produce. So yes go catch this film and even pay for viewing if you wish, but take the advise of all those posts that say NO! NO! BAD Uwe BAD!
Doc by Lost Jarv	Nov 7th, 2007 04:08:49 AM
It's where I used to live- the current domicile is in somewhere far less plush. and on Half Light- what you mean he wasn't a ghost? wow. I never saw that coming.
Right, Jarv... by DocPazuzu	Nov 7th, 2007 05:54:53 AM
...not to mention that - SHOCK! HORROR! - there actually WERE real supernatural shenanigans going on, and - GASP! NO! - pretty much everyone Moore's character knew was in on the "plot". Stinko!
There were 3 things that may have redeemed that film by Lost Jarv	Nov 7th, 2007 07:45:08 AM
1) Supernatural shenanigans turned out to actually be some kind of sea-zombie type job. As opposed to some very, very lame ghost. 2) Gratuitous lesbian scene between Demi Moore and that chick from coupling that I've always rather fancied 3) Demi drowns in Regent's canal trying to fish her son out in the first 5 mins. They didn't have the nous to do any of those. A bloody awful film- without being fun

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