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Wow. freaky!!! Second?
by DublinDude
Nov 4th, 2007
04:29:04 AM
Wow!
by Evil Lincoln
Nov 4th, 2007
04:29:21 AM
This could be somerhing really special! I love these pics...
The Possum People
by Bobo_Vision
Nov 4th, 2007
04:32:46 AM
The story of interspecies lovin' in the Bible Belt.
Bat Wings as Shocking Transformation?
by onusbone
Nov 4th, 2007
04:36:51 AM
I know I get bat wings whenever my inner thighs are sweaty, but I guess I'm a dude, afterall.
That is some freaky shit.
by LlGHTST0RMER
Nov 4th, 2007
04:42:22 AM
For me, though, the best horror movies aren't "scary," they're creepy as fuck. Show me something gory, and I'm not impressed. Show me something unsettling and creep me the fuck out... that's when I gotta sleep with the light on.
Looks like something Cronenberg would do.
by TattooedBillionaire
Nov 4th, 2007
04:56:32 AM
Basically, that means I really want to see this. Those pics are really cool.
weird
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 4th, 2007
05:01:39 AM
weird
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 4th, 2007
05:01:39 AM
Aw hell, I was just about to go to bed too
by zillabeast
Nov 4th, 2007
05:07:14 AM
So damn crazy.....
Ha !
by Jaws Wayne
Nov 4th, 2007
05:07:14 AM
Seeing those pics again is like welcoming an old trusted friend. Again,looks like a must-see.
Anything Don Murphy IS essentially NSFW
by SpencerTrilby
Nov 4th, 2007
05:08:50 AM
Non Suitable For Watching
Those pics are filthy yet strangely arousing
by ELGordo
Nov 4th, 2007
05:17:27 AM
For a weird looking DNA fusion she's a hottie.
I agree w/ LlGHTST0RMER
by codymr
Nov 4th, 2007
05:29:05 AM
"Gore" is dull and uninteresting... "Creepy" may not have shock value, but it stays with you well after you have left the theatre... and damn... this looks CREEPY!
Can't believe no-one
by loafroaster
Nov 4th, 2007
05:29:52 AM
Can't believe no-one's mentioned...
by loafroaster
Nov 4th, 2007
05:31:50 AM
...how much the plot sounds like Species. And THAT was a great movie, right?
Fellas !
by Jaws Wayne
Nov 4th, 2007
05:35:52 AM
Here we go again... Are you kiddin' about "doin her" ? Can't be THAT desperate and horny right ? Can you ? CAN YOU ?!!!
Yep, looks and sounds a lot like Species...
by Sledge Hammer
Nov 4th, 2007
05:43:53 AM
...but with human mutation in place of the Giger designed reptile-like mutation that flick had. Does she escape the lab and go on a (misunderstood) rampage, while Brody desperately tries to stop her any way he can as well? Right now this could go either way, and this bunch of images convince me not one iota, personally I'll wait until I see a trailer or something and get a proper vibe about the flick from that before it earns a spot on my radar of things to watch out for.
Looks like Mewtwo
by Iowa Snot Client
Nov 4th, 2007
05:46:27 AM
Maybe it's a live action Pokemon, The First Movie.
Are you kiddin' about "doin her" ?
by Iowa Snot Client
Nov 4th, 2007
05:47:58 AM
There goes my joke about "getting some tail."
So is this IT'S ALIVE V?
by Negative Man
Nov 4th, 2007
05:53:04 AM
Seriously, IT'S ALIVE is a movie that cries out for a brutal remake. Big headed babies eating the flesh of the living, yet crying like defenseless tykes in need of a change...creepy priceless.
Excuse me for a sec, darling
by ButtfuckZydeco
Nov 4th, 2007
06:01:55 AM
I'm just stepping out for 3 paper sacks and another brandy
Brody/Polley
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 4th, 2007
06:06:02 AM
Good casting - me impressed.
IT'S ALIVE is already being remade
by TheBloop
Nov 4th, 2007
06:11:52 AM
Shocking I know. I mean, there aren't enough remakes being done as there should be. Check out: http://www.bloody-disgusting.c o m/fil m/1 512
Why does this smell like SPECIES to me?
by Redfive!
Nov 4th, 2007
06:16:19 AM
Its alive meets Species,but trying to be ALIEN.Could be intresting,or another lame sci-fi channel flick. Ill give it a rent.
i think...
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 4th, 2007
06:49:56 AM
i think they need to re-evaluate the situation
Wow.
by Mezzanine
Nov 4th, 2007
07:13:56 AM
"The Island of Dr. Moreau" starring Adrian Brody and that chick who showed us her tits in Road Trip! Either I am one jaded motherfucker, or this movie doesn't look very good at all.
Cool wallpapers
by can-D
Nov 4th, 2007
07:14:55 AM
Home made wallpapers! http://img155.imageshack.us/im g155/7033/wallpaperspliceag1.j pg http://img155.imageshack.us/im g155/7033/wallpaperspliceag1.j pg
I loved species
by johnnyangel
Nov 4th, 2007
07:23:25 AM
Am I a bad person because I was rooting for Sil? Anyway Splice looks awesome.
It DOES smell like Species....
by UltimaRex
Nov 4th, 2007
07:24:32 AM
...I'm also getting a Primer vibe of the promo art. However, with Del Toro and the Cube guy behind this I bet it'll be better.
How exactly is this movie interesting?
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
07:27:49 AM
Its already committed three sins: its copying the premise of Species (which was just a play on the Alien creature), the fetus image seems a direct lift of Alien 3, and the creature just seems to be a spiffed up version of those on The Arrival. Judging by these stills and the premise, this film doesnt seem original or edgy, just hackneyed and cliche.

Of course, this has Del Toro's name attached to it, so I expect this site's objectivity will be checked at the door.

I'd fuck her
by darrenspool
Nov 4th, 2007
07:32:28 AM
She's definitely up the evolutionary ladder.
Dont get me wrong...
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
07:33:49 AM
The creature is obviously much better looking then those on Species and Arrival, but its hardly revolutionary. The plot, likewise, reads almost exactly like other films before it.

All I'm asking is why does this seem so interesting? Is it because of Del Toro? Naked tits? Cause if thats all its got going for it, count me out.

And for the record, youngins'
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
07:50:21 AM
This chick is NOT hot. She's got the body of a 12-year-old asian boy. Christ, I can count her fucking ribs!! Since when did androgynous girls become the pinups for you sick little fucks? Back in the day, my pinups were the likes of Catherine Bach, Tawny Kitaen, and Cindy Crawford. Thats right, kiddies--the days when models actually had *gasp* breasts, and even asses! Oh yeah, they also had faces that didnt resemble aushwitz survivors, either. Yeah, I'm an old fart!
not bad... :) ...It seems Species-ish
by theonecalledshoe
Nov 4th, 2007
07:51:12 AM
and a Mira Sorvino pic on the side. I gotta know who's the gal. If I was in my Prime I'd go for her in the name of humanity. BTW: NSFW stands for not suitable for vieWing?? I thought it meant not safe for work.
Moondoggy
by Jaws Wayne
Nov 4th, 2007
07:53:41 AM
I guess a lot of us being fans of G. del Toro and Natali surely helps. But the pictures posted look really really great,I just can't wait to see that creature in action, in all cycles and stages. And hey, count me in as a Sarah Polley fan as well.
Wow, that was some fucked up shit
by Vesuvio
Nov 4th, 2007
07:56:31 AM
Meanwhile, AICN guys, I know I'd sound stupid for asking you to do that, but could you please (in some next opportunity) ask DelToro if he's familiarized with the game Silent Hill 2 and, if so, what would he say about directing it? Because if you ever played the game, you KNOW he is the man to do it. "Uterus" has DelToro written all over it.
Devon Aoki
by GCH888
Nov 4th, 2007
07:56:39 AM
They could've saved a fortune on make up special effects if they'd just case Devon Aoki: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/gr anitz/2897/DevonAoki_Caulf_470 5944_400.jpg.html?path=pgaller y&path_key=Aoki%2C%20Devon&seq =9
Premise of the movie sounds like Frankenstein
by Octaveaeon
Nov 4th, 2007
07:58:19 AM
People playing God is relevant now more than ever. I would like to see someone do a more traditional golem story though. When people talk of genetic experiments and cloning, they get too stuck in the scientific aspects. There is something inherently creepy about making man out of clay, more so than making AI or a genetically modified (neo)human, while the Promethean aspects are brought more fully into light. I wouldn't mind seeing Harry Mulisch's "The Procedure" for example.
Refusing to click on GCH's link on principal
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
08:02:01 AM
You've got a goddamned Tinyurl link right below the "post talkback" button, jackass. Why post all that and make us all get retinal burnout while we sift through that damned thing looking for spaces. Conformity isn't always a bad thing, you know!

Yeesh, I think I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, today.

Whoa GCH888, that was mean
by Vesuvio
Nov 4th, 2007
08:02:28 AM
But since she's rich, I guess we can say she's ugly as a hellhound without hurting her feelings. Since, in the end of the day, she could probably still get more pussy than I could if she wanted to.
Octaveaeon--check out a book called The Kiln People
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
08:06:56 AM
It has a somewhat convoluted plot, but the basic premise is actually very, very interesting.
Reminds me of
by soulsonic
Nov 4th, 2007
08:07:55 AM
that Chris Cunningham Playstation ad from years ago. Don't know if it was shown outside the UK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =wpBPi4CjDMQ
Bat Boy, call your lawyer.
by Bubba Gillman
Nov 4th, 2007
08:15:02 AM
Actually, it looks and sounds pretty cool.
by Bubba Gillman
Nov 4th, 2007
08:15:41 AM
holy deoxyribonucleic acid !
by AllieJamison
Nov 4th, 2007
08:29:30 AM
Wow. I missed these the first time they were up. They are stunning, fantastic, transcendent, thought provoking, beautiful and scary. They are fucking amazing. I really hope the script is any good.
Yes, it is completely derivative...
by Immortal_Fish
Nov 4th, 2007
08:52:09 AM
...and I will see it anyway because I love this kinda stuff and dig the talent involved. Del Toro has mastered Harryhausen's principle that the most terrifying monsters are the ones that appear peaceful when at rest. The profile image where she's holding the doll is amazing.
AllieJamison said it...
by Lord_Galvatron
Nov 4th, 2007
08:52:21 AM
...the same way I was thinking it! Now let's see if the movie is a success and Don Murphy will say he should have writing credits too.
WHAT ANIMAL DID THEY CROSS HERE WITH?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
08:54:19 AM
Her feet look like hands. I feel sick.
that's cool about harryhausen
by occula
Nov 4th, 2007
09:14:38 AM
i never heard that before, but it's extremely apt. even if this is all derivative and yada yada, it still looks nifty, and i think i have faith in those guys to do something interesting. unfortunately, a step forward in human evolution wouldn't look anything like that snazzy girlie creature. it would look like a hunchbacked toad with overdeveloped appendages. but that's OK, i'm all for sex-ay!
I wouldn't bet against it, saxon
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
09:37:16 AM
Other cliches will include weird, high pitched screams, an over-zealous project leader who adores/worships her and willing to play judas for her, and a character calling her a bitch. Anyone wishing to bet against?
BE AFRAID.
by wackybantha
Nov 4th, 2007
09:49:50 AM
BE VERY ARAID. MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
Tits and Tails
by messi
Nov 4th, 2007
09:54:17 AM
fuck yeah.
Finger feet...
by veritasses
Nov 4th, 2007
10:02:45 AM
That's a good way to sprain, dislocate or break a finger. Fingers weren't designed for leg-based activities like running, jumping, sudden stops, quick change of direction etc especially with there's that extra reverse joint stuck in the middle of the calf. The tail, if it's meant to be used as counter balance, might also be a little small too. And instead of spaced out eyes, wider wrap around eyes, multiple eyes or multi-lens eyes might've made more sense. But that's just the nerd talking. I think the movies sounds pretty darned cool.
MR SAXON, THAT WOULD MAKE HER A FOOT FETISHIST'S DREAM
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
10:03:18 AM
Maybe there'll be a footjob scene?
SPLICE 2: MICHAEL JACKSON AND HIS MONKEY TOGETHER AT LAST
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
10:05:32 AM
Whatever happened to that child molestor?
A footjob would make this
by veritasses
Nov 4th, 2007
10:05:40 AM
live action hentai...
SPLICE 3: RISE OF THE SON OF EQUINAS AND WILBER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
10:06:41 AM
Pray he's not your neeeiiiiiggghhbor
SPLICE 3: BRITNEY AND TUNA
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
10:07:46 AM
It smells fishy because ... it's part fish.
I feel bad for the Korean lady...
by GrandMuffTarkin
Nov 4th, 2007
10:08:46 AM
that had to wax her.
Sorry that was supposed to be number 4
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
10:08:48 AM
Must notify IMDB
Gorgeous - like a William Blake Painting
by picardsucks
Nov 4th, 2007
10:22:20 AM
Maybe we have a new HR Gieger on our hands. Kind of like an old school HR Gieger crossed with those William Blake paintings (Red Dragon - for you jelloheads who don't know who William Blake is but may has seen the lame movie)
I fapped.
by crayon
Nov 4th, 2007
10:28:01 AM
Hey, what can ya do?
splashback
by vicious_bastard
Nov 4th, 2007
10:30:20 AM
Ignoring the lack of anus in the first pic, those knees mean she'll be 'dropping the kids off' from a great height, even into a heavily modified toilet. The mind boggles!
SPLICE 4: A LAST SPLICE
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 4th, 2007
10:48:07 AM
SPLICE 4: ONE LAST SPLICE
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 4th, 2007
10:48:42 AM
thats what i meant to say
Yeah, but can you mate with it?
by PornKing
Nov 4th, 2007
11:06:46 AM
Inquiring minds want to know. Or does she go Species on you?
Foot Fetish?
by thatothercaptainjack
Nov 4th, 2007
11:11:25 AM
I guess Quentin Tarintino is gonna love this one then.
a couple fake tits are nsfw?
by Bob C. Cock
Nov 4th, 2007
12:18:02 PM
weak
HOT
by Pipple
Nov 4th, 2007
12:24:54 PM
Will she be naked on the show?
I knew the next step in evolution...
by I Hope You Die
Nov 4th, 2007
12:28:54 PM
...was the Brazilian wax!
cal

biff

tannen
by ironic_name

Nov 4th, 2007
12:47:12 PM
coz shes a butthead!
call

biff!
by ironic_name

Nov 4th, 2007
12:50:14 PM
meh
This is NSFW?
by flossygomez
Nov 4th, 2007
12:58:09 PM
A couple of cgi tits? ...oh, that's right, this is America, home of the puritanical hypocrites. I wish Cronenberg and Clive Barker would get together and make a movie with Howard Shore doing the music, this looks like the kind of movie they would make.
Didn't I already see this back when I watched SPECIES?
by Squashua
Nov 4th, 2007
12:59:36 PM
Seriously.
flossygomez
by ironic_name
Nov 4th, 2007
01:05:50 PM
this isn't america, this is australia.

geocentralize, man!

I'd totally fuck that nasty mutant bitch...
by Riley Martin
Nov 4th, 2007
01:35:50 PM
Till she....something'd....like a....something
Someone'
by wash
Nov 4th, 2007
01:38:12 PM
Someone's been watching Chris Cunninham videos
by wash
Nov 4th, 2007
01:39:00 PM
Ya think?
Cunningham
by wash
Nov 4th, 2007
01:39:28 PM
*
Tool Schism video comes to mind.
by Baron Karza
Nov 4th, 2007
01:55:44 PM
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT!
veritasses
by justin s
Nov 4th, 2007
02:00:30 PM
wtf are you talking about? ever see Thing on the Adam's Family? ... fucker could move.
The only hope that the writers don't go straight-to-DVD Splice G
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 4th, 2007
02:00:58 PM
Is if they have the sci-fi background to have read either "The Ugly Little Boy" or "Darwin's Radio". This picture will stand or fall on how Sarah Polly and the splice-baby bond; otherwise it's just another flipped-out Splice Girl movie like Species.
Splice? Looks nice!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 4th, 2007
02:07:29 PM
I like the movies of Natali!
This Script is AWFUL
by Mr. Winston
Nov 4th, 2007
02:20:19 PM
I know that no one here at AICN, much as I respect all of them, will have the balls to say anything bad about a project that del Toro is involved with, but this script and this story straight-up sucks.

Imagine, if you will, a less-intelligent, less-believable, more Direct-to-Video version of SPECIES and you have this script. The last 30 pages are actually so bad that they're laughable.

Go ahead and get excited about this one if you want, but remember that I told you you're going to be monumentally disappointed with it. I will go so far as to say that this movie could singlehandedly ruin Adrien Brody's career.
What a disappointment.
by Pops Freshemeyer
Nov 4th, 2007
02:30:31 PM
I guess we've got different definitions of NSFW. :-\
TOO MUTANTY!
by thebearovingian
Nov 4th, 2007
02:37:43 PM
yep.
Its taken from that old playstation advert!
by hellboy1979
Nov 4th, 2007
02:38:05 PM
minging!!! yuk. say no more!
So, even horror movie monsters are anorexic nowdays?
by Lezbo Milk
Nov 4th, 2007
02:47:12 PM
For crying out loud...whats the fucking fascination with women who are so ungodly skinny their fucking rib cage's are popping out like they just got done doing a year long stint in a Nazi concentration camp?
Creepy but still a bit of doubt.
by Violator90
Nov 4th, 2007
02:53:28 PM
The pix look freaky but the question is: how creepy/disturbing can it actually be if is on a cable show? I do hope is good considering the talent that's on it but, still there is some part of me that has doubt about it. Hope I'm wrong on this, it'll be a shame if it comes out like some rehash of other movies.
hot
by Staldo
Nov 4th, 2007
03:27:45 PM
That genetically engineered she-thing is hot. I am not ashamed to say it. I don't care if she has venomous fangs or a serin-lined vagina.
Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
Nov 4th, 2007
03:57:00 PM
...that came up with this one?
many good times with Species....
by Judge Briggs
Nov 4th, 2007
04:00:08 PM
Looks cool
by Rindain
Nov 4th, 2007
04:14:06 PM
I hope they keep the head looking alien in the adult pics...it looks like they just used a regular women's head and added a bit of makeup to make the eyes seem a bit farther apart. If they could use CG on the face to give it that alien twist (far apart eyes, different shape, etc) it could look awesome.
JurASSic park
by Staldo
Nov 4th, 2007
04:25:26 PM
This is stealth marketing for Jurassic Park 4. Instead of mounting missiles on raptors, they're splicing them with girls from rural Poland to create super whores/high fashion models/Tool video actors.
Holy Arrival Hotties BATMAN!!!
by Neosamurai85
Nov 4th, 2007
04:39:33 PM
Opossum people? My attention you now have.
Mr. Winston
by JimBobCooter
Nov 4th, 2007
04:53:57 PM
How about a script review?
Bird Bones
by JimBobCooter
Nov 4th, 2007
04:57:46 PM
If she flies, then she'd probably have hollow bones like a bird. So the hand/feet could work like bird claws. She'd be faster but not stronger than a human. Then again, after researching the design, they'll probably just make her super-powered anyway and forget physics.
'Anorexia' vs. Health, & Whatever
by Prague23
Nov 4th, 2007
04:58:04 PM
You people are confusing 'being able to see the human form' with 'thinness' I believe.

See, 'healthy' people are not 'fat,' although they can be 'big boned' and 'healthy.' Some people have a shape or form which isn't 'brick like' and honestly is very much attractive, especially considering the female form. If you're a 'fatty' or if you can't appreciate 'fitness' or the like perhaps you've just got issues with yourself.

Don't criticize attractiveness of a women just because she has the time to appreciate the beautiful body nature/God/what have you has graced her with and she takes care of it.

And don't criticize people for finding 'healthy' (ie, thin) women attractive. Perhaps you should take the 30 minutes daily (or less) to care for yourself and learn about the common knowledge of proper diet which is EASY to maintain if you want to be healthy yourself, which can feel great once subscribed to and won't leave you hungry either.

I've lost around 50 pounds myself (in 6 months) and have maintained it through what I now consider to be 'daily exercise' & 'smart eating' which, once one finds the motivation to do & stick to, creates a healthy appearance. Which is, yup, a thinner one.

Seriously, just because an actress (probably aware of such practices) looks 'in shape' doesn't mean she has an eating disorder. I'm not saying to be sexy you have to be thin, nor am I saying that thinness is the only way to be 'sexy' just that if someone happens to be that way, you shouldn't shun her because your own GF makes a comment about 'what is realistic or typical.' You're just justifying an unhealthy lifestyle and all the socio-political injustice that influences and in fact supports that sad existence.

It's mostly not about diet, but about exercise for the most of us. God knows, for me, it takes a strong principle of both.

This film gives nod to many others so far but genetics is a muse for horror films for the foreseeable future and this looks like a great and horrifying next step (if only a sideways one) along that genre's collection of talent. I'm looking forward to this and hope it scares the (bleep) out of me.

opposable thumbs
by Napoleon Park
Nov 4th, 2007
05:07:33 PM
and fingers on toes might be good from grabbing or typing, but not too practical for walking. Especially as they get older and osteoporisis sets in. I practically sprained my thumb just getting up from a chair, I wouldn't want to salk on my hands.

Not all mammals have enlarged modified sweat glands to produce milk... but who wants to fuck a dolphin?

That could be a new reality show during the writers strike: "Who wants to fuck a dolphin?" Hosted by Regis Philbin and Sandra Oh.

Uh, Prague
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2007
05:18:20 PM
I'd hate to break it to you, but if you think its healthy for a woman's ribs to show like that, then you are living in a reality all your own. I'm not saying its healthy to be fat or that thin is unsexy. All I'm saying is that if your ribs are as visable as that girl's, then you are not healthy--you are malnourished. My wife runs marathons, my friend, and helps coach some of the local girls for cross country running as well. Beleive me when I tell you that I'm around all kinds of women in all various forms and when someone's ribs look like that (especially given her lack of muscualture) she isn't "fit;" she is borderlined anorexic and is most definitely malnourished.
Those pictures...
by Jaws Wayne
Nov 4th, 2007
05:19:04 PM
I can look at those again and again. I get the feeling it's the same fellas that came up with Abe Sapien, Pan and the Pale Man (God bless all three of em). If they get it REALLY right, this movie could be amazing.
Creepy and Relevant....
by Yeti
Nov 4th, 2007
05:33:47 PM
given all the hoo-haw over genetic enginering, stem-cell research and bio-mechanics lately.
maybe she's veggie?
by TheNorthlander
Nov 4th, 2007
07:05:41 PM
veggies are scary.
Batman Beyond is against splicing
by INWOsuxRED
Nov 4th, 2007
07:21:51 PM
Terry McGuinnes is not going to like pop culture glamorizing such a dangerous fad.
Still great but...
by FILMFUNK
Nov 4th, 2007
07:28:49 PM
Why do they always resort to that green glowing Typeface to convey Alien/Species type genetic horror!? a nice shade of blue would be better or violet, and also the feotus in the ''Glowing green'' pod is very Matrixy!

Other than that the images and talent behind this are good, just hope it has enough originality of it's own in the end to shake the de-ja-vu vibe i get from these concepts!

healthy?
by Staldo
Nov 4th, 2007
07:54:04 PM
She's a fucking bald hybrid thing with raptor feet and bug wings, maybe the ribs showing is a healthy thing for her. It's not like little girls are going to stick their fingers down their throats to look like her either. I thought the xenomorph was cool as hell when I was a kid, but I never starved myself or painted myself black to look like it.
Feet look a bit impractical, but I am quibbling - that's awesome
by Harry Weinstein
Nov 4th, 2007
08:02:20 PM
And yes, barring vaginal fangs or other such unpleasantness, I'd totally fuck whatever the hell that is, completely on general principles. I normally won't eat anything that's been genetically altered but I'd certainly make an exception here. (Mutants, aliens, scientifically altered genetic freaks - fuck them when you can and leave them smiling, because you probably aren't getting another chance to do so. As a bonus you get hellified bragging rights over your friends - how many of them ever got to fuck one of those things? None, that's how many.) ANYway, if I survive the experience, I'm almost certain to get some sexually transmitted superpowers which I can then use for charitable good on weekdays while earning my keep as a no-bullshit bouncer at a posh New York nightclub on the weekends. Man's gotta eat if he wants to keep the Down's Syndrome Devil Tailed Gene Freak satisfied in the sack, thus allowing me to build up my powers even further via the aforementioned sexual transmission. And so on, and so forth - I got the shit covered, homepiss.
Don't all babies look like that?
by couP
Nov 4th, 2007
08:11:15 PM
Except not as cool.
hey, at least she's white.
by samsquanch
Nov 4th, 2007
08:22:37 PM
kidding.
Chris Cunningham did this ages ago
by Psalmolive
Nov 4th, 2007
08:39:59 PM
Cunningham did this for the Playstation Mental Wealth ad campaign, and did even more shocking better special FX in Rubber Johnny. Welcome to 1999.
JimBobCooter
by Mr. Winston
Nov 4th, 2007
09:11:23 PM
Funnily enough, I offered to do a script review for AICN. They've used several of my reviews and tips in the past, but I didn't hear from them this time. Perhaps they didn't deem my opinion worthy, which is totally possible, but do you think they're going to print something negative about a del Toro project?

That said, maybe they're on to something - this script doesn't deserve a review. In lieu of one I'll set you up with some quick hits:

--This doesn't actually have anything to do with aliens whatsoever; the "girl" in question is the result of a rogue lab experiment carried out by two genetic engineers. They never really say, other than human, what they spliced together to make her.

--The geneticists in question here are dating. They're "rockstars" in their field, and when they're not in the lab they're partying it up at discos (seriously) as they dodge assassination attempts (seriously again).

--The "splice" is supposed to be killed because the procedure used to create it is illegal, but the female geneticist - who up until the splice was steadfastly against children - becomes attached to it. For months as it grows they hide it in the lab. They hide it - from all of their colleagues and the people who pay for their research and are around the lab constantly. For months. A semi-human hybrid. When the splice nearly outs itself, they care for it at an abandoned farm.

--There are two sex scenes in the movie. Let your imagination do the work for you. One you could probably guess. The other so insanely redefines idiotic that you'll think they're trying to trick you.

Now that I think about it, maybe this is genius. People will be hailing this as one of the worst films ever with perhaps the most preposterous and unintentionally hilarious ending in cinema history. Maybe that will attract a following.
Hey big boob loving guys...
by gotilk
Nov 4th, 2007
09:32:57 PM
.. at least she has that prehensile tail of hers to whip around while you're on top and poke a little of the tip into your browneye. I read a study that said guys who "say" they're into really big boobs in public are on average 40 percent more likely to be open to non-hetero experimentation if they know they will not be outed. Fact.
Otherwise, hands for feet aside, nice body. Oh and if you think her body looks like an Asian boy's, you've actually been fucking Asian girls. Just a heads up so the next time you go to Thailand you hook up with the right prostitutes from now on.
Is anyone looking forward to seeing Sara Polley breast-feed the
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 4th, 2007
09:42:04 PM
Or are your interests purely scientific? Anyway...she could have hollow bones and still be stronger that a human. Strength is a function of muscle fiber density and tendon connection, not muscle size. But...she will still be only to hop and glide, like a tree-squirrel. To fly, she'd need a 100-foot wingspan, and 3-feet deep chest muscles. Physics is a bitch.
moondoggy: it looks like a 12-year-old boy
by kabong
Nov 4th, 2007
09:47:29 PM
because that's what Hollyweird studio bosses are into
g@briel.gray=12 year old bedwetter?
by Staldo
Nov 4th, 2007
10:29:04 PM
also has aspergers and is into trains. he was made from the useless genetic shit left over after they created the splice chick. his mom thinks he's a special snowflake.
HD-DVD Supports Goat Women - Here's Why
by CubanSteel
Nov 4th, 2007
10:41:58 PM
SHERLOCK HOLMES IS RIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
11:35:12 PM
That's more than a passing resemblance. The tail, legs and overall look ... definitely a design rip-off. I wonder if this will become an issue.

In any case, Anchorite should be pissed they're all using his likeness without permission.

SHERLOCK - THE FIGURES IN THE 'YOUNG FAMILY' EXHIBIT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2007
11:38:41 PM
also have hands for feet. Wow, this is pretty blatant a rip off.
G@briel fuckin' Gray.
by Al Swearengen
Nov 5th, 2007
12:21:53 AM
You speak as if you've got a fuckin' horse prick in your mouth.
can someone ban that asshole?
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2007
05:14:41 AM
He gives me a headache. Pathetic sub-adolescent stupidity.

To be fair though, he is typing on some nascent technology that has found a way to stop short-circuiting when drool hits the keyboard. Or he is writing with a crayon on a touch sensitive screen that is somehow translating his gibberish into postings.

BTW- this looks like the island of dr. moreau. Again. And species is good.

Species was a ripoff too.
by TheNorthlander
Nov 5th, 2007
06:25:21 AM
of Lifeforce and Alien.

Stellar cast though. What was Michael Madsen, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina and Forrest Whitaker thinking??
I can't believe he called you a waffle LP...
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2007
06:51:49 AM
The gloves are off!
Listen, pustule
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2007
07:55:26 AM
Seeing as you clearly did read the post- so therefore are clearly listening to our "meandering waffle" (Nice turn of phrase btw), can you answer this?

Was the last time you saw your father really when you were flying out the end of his cock as he quickly departed the 20 cent hooker dive your mother works in?

Just out of curiousity
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2007
07:57:39 AM
You seem to get banned about once a week, only to reincarnate with a variation on the same name. How many times have you been done and how can you be bothered to continue with this shite? Have you nothing better (I know, I know- LAUGH AND FUCKING LAUGHED, WANKED IN ALL OUR FACES, etc) to do?
Species is a great "bad" film
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2007
08:01:02 AM
honestly, some of it is inspired- Forrest Whittaker the empath who only exists in the movie to state the blindingly obvious- (The door knocks- "someone's at the door"), Alfred Molina the Sociology professor who does the nasty with the Alien. Michael Madsen the assasin and a monster by Giger. What's not to love?
this isnt the first time G@BRlEL.GRAY has done this
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 5th, 2007
08:21:20 AM
FAGFAGFAG
LOOK IM GABRIEL GRAY!
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 5th, 2007
08:24:05 AM
ALL I DO IS TYPE IN CAPS AND SAYS COCK ASS AND SHIT BECAUSE I LOVE THOSE THREE THINGS COMBINED IN MY ASS!
OH NO GRAMMAR ERROR!
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 5th, 2007
08:26:00 AM
MAYBE I SHOULD ACT LIKE GABRIEL FUCKIN DICK ASS GRAY AND KEEP RANTING UNTIL MY MEMORIES OF MY DAD COMING IN MY ASS GO AWAY! COCK SHIT ASS CUM FUCK DICK!
I don't think G@briel fuckin' Gray...
by Al Swearengen
Nov 5th, 2007
08:42:21 AM
will be doing much wankin', or laughing for that fuckin' matter, when he finds my blade at his fuckin' throat.

Who cares about banning the fuckin' cunt when you can just throw him to Wu's pigs?

NATALI is the best Sci Fi director right now.
by Keanu Gives
Nov 5th, 2007
08:56:34 AM
Just look at his films. And he has proven that he can make great things with a low budget; let's se what he can do now with money in his pocket.
I'd do her...
by boba_rob
Nov 5th, 2007
09:04:22 AM
Even with the tail and the deer legs, shes pretty hot. Seriously, cool designs though.
Who shaved Devon Aoki?
by GilesT
Nov 5th, 2007
09:27:43 AM
Apologies, GCH888.
by GilesT
Nov 5th, 2007
09:29:20 AM
'Great minds think alike' or 'fools never differ'? Your choice.

Moving on...
This movie looks neat.
by DuncanHines
Nov 5th, 2007
09:45:17 AM
But, G@brielGray, what's with all the hate? AICN is a pretty fuckin good site. Who cares if they're behind some other sites? Do you need to know every bit of movie news as soon as a director farts onset? Calm down, man. The articles here are fun to read and they're pretty user-friendly. And, for a site you seem to hate, why are you posting here at 540 in the damn morning. Did Harry buy the domain name out from under you or something?
Wow! It's Ilea from Star Trek the Movie!
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 5th, 2007
09:49:03 AM
I can't decide whether I think she's sexy or not. She IS, but then there's those legs...and the tail might get in the way.
Lost Jarv
by DocPazuzu
Nov 5th, 2007
10:27:59 AM
Well played, sir, well played.
If only they genetically engineered hairless babes
by darrenspool
Nov 5th, 2007
10:34:48 AM
Jesus, the world would be perfect.
YAY! TALKBACK EXPLOSION!!
by dr sauch
Nov 5th, 2007
10:51:32 AM
I love when the forums explode. G@BRIEL GRAY is my hero. Btw, I know a Gabriel Gray in real life. Gabe, a little free association: Poyda A1, slabarbra. ?
cheers doc
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2007
11:01:17 AM
I wish I'd thought of that line when I was dealing with M-O-M. Mind you he requires a bit more subtlety and a bit less blunt force trauma.
Now I look at it-
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2007
11:04:28 AM
There is at least 3 different versions of the same cocksucker posting: G@BRlEL.GRAY, G@BRIEL_GRAY and the one that got banned. I also think he has popped up as Mandalorian Sage and TB death recently, what a clown

Gabe, old chap- I think you need to go to the "life" shop and buy one.

the life shop?
by theredtoad
Nov 5th, 2007
12:30:49 PM
puhhhlease!
Gabriel gray got banned before
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 5th, 2007
12:33:17 PM
for being really fuckin annoying but he keeps makin more accounts...ive been banned to (my uther names were supercowbell and a few others, thats why my name is what it is now) but jesus fuckin christ this guy is annoying as fuckin hell. i remember people were saying they shouldve gave him a ip banning but i guess that will never happen...some things about aicn annoy the fuck outta me (EDIT BUTTON ADD IT ALREADY WE ALL WANT IT) but if someone really didnt like it here then WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KEEP POSTING HERE?
Starts out good but
by Valin Kenobi
Nov 5th, 2007
02:27:45 PM
it's pretty cheap how her head gradually gets less freaky as she ages. Oh well ... looks interesting still.
G@BRIEL GR@Y
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2007
02:36:58 PM
YOU ARE SPLICED FROM A COMBINATION OF FUCKING CAMEL SEMEN AND AMPHIBIAN SHIT!!! YOU ARE THE BASTARD SON OF A VICTORIAN FREAKSHOW DWARF AND A PIN-HEADED WEB-FINGERED HAIRY WOMAN! YOUR IMPOTENCE IS LAUGHED AT BY EVERY INFERNALLY SPAWNED ALIEN IN THE SEVEN UNIVERSE THAT CREATED OUR OWN! YOU LOOK LIKE A COCK-HEADED DRAGON CHILD! YOU SMELL LIKE THE RETARDED SHIT OF A YEAR-OLD DEAD DOG'S DICK! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

G@BRIEL GR@Y - YOU ARE OFFICIALLY SADDER EVEN THAT TEGUJAI BATIR! FUCK OF AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Oh, and in today's topic news... SPLICE looks to be as distubring as hell. If Natali keeps this run of strangely upsetting movies going, he could well be the new Cronenberg, but with the body-horror morphed into machine-flesh fetishism. CUBE still disturbs me (take THAT, fucking SAW!!!) and this looks intensely creepy! I am already there.

Gabriel, there's no such thing as "written tourette's"
by TheNorthlander
Nov 5th, 2007
03:51:46 PM
Faker.
All it takes is one post to keep him coming back
by ewokstew
Nov 5th, 2007
04:56:27 PM
don't address him directly or indirectly. He'll get bored and go away. That said, this is my first and last post regarding him. Also...The girl looks like one of those David Choe designed mannequin in the face. http://davidchoe.com/store.htm l
Is that G@BRlEL.GRAY's mom?
by finky089
Nov 5th, 2007
05:01:45 PM
Actually I like the feet.
To this movie's defense, I have to say
by TheNorthlander
Nov 5th, 2007
05:02:22 PM
this is what actual gene splicing does look like.

http://tinyurl.com/27ynua
Gives a new defintion to "chase some tail".
by WickedMonster
Nov 5th, 2007
05:55:42 PM
Damn you all for stealing my joke...err..the joke.
Why Has No Called Her 'Splice Girl'?
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 5th, 2007
06:52:11 PM
The name seems fitting. She'd be perfectly normal-looking fronting a Death Metal Thrash band. Three Days Grace would probably bathe, just to back her up.
......would ja?
by JDanielP
Nov 6th, 2007
07:36:18 AM
heh,heh... Seemed like the nerd/geek thing to ask.
Remember the Sci-Fi Channel commercial?
by JDanielP
Nov 8th, 2007
12:33:15 PM
I'm actually embarrassed by my previous post, but I was reminded of that....oh, heck. Forget it.
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