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If Kyle Sucks Cartman's balls...
by Bobo_Vision
Oct 31st, 2007
11:22:37 AM
...I'll never watch South Park again. When Cartman put his dick in Butters mouth and took a picture, I let that slide because Butters was asleep. But if Kyle sucks on Cartman's balls, they will have crossed a line which I cannot follow...and there will be no coming back.
I am totally..
by halcyonseven
Oct 31st, 2007
11:24:06 AM
Supercereal.
I hope this won't be a let down..
by Ironmuskrat
Oct 31st, 2007
11:40:53 AM
I have wasted way too much time this week wondering how Matt and trey will end this trilogy. I really can't think of a ending that will satisfy the geek in me. Just guessing that Butters will be sent on some kind of Lord of Rings type quest to do something that will save the good imagination land.

I just wish good imagination land would fight back a little, I mean, there are some bad ass good guys out there.

Also Kyle better not suck Cartman balls, I want hear Cartman scream out to the gods as he is defeated in his quest to wet his dry balls.

Guys....I'm Totally Cereal...
by fedrich519
Oct 31st, 2007
11:55:58 AM
These balls are dry..
by gotilk
Oct 31st, 2007
12:21:40 PM
and I'm... runningoutoftime.
YES!
by El Scorcho
Oct 31st, 2007
12:26:14 PM
I love Manbearpig and making fun of Al Gore. This will be brilliant.
Holy crap!
by Shermdawg
Oct 31st, 2007
12:26:20 PM
"Episode II Was The Most Watched Program In All Of Television Among Men 18-24, Beating Out The World Series And Ranked #1 In Cable Among Persons 18-49"

I guess they're gonna push the guys into doing another movie now. Which is all well and good, but dammit, I want a ManBearPig flick!
What? Can it be?
by Dreadlock Holmes
Oct 31st, 2007
12:33:37 PM
An actual postive talkback on AICN? *Cries tears of joy* My momma told me she'd never live to see this...
Yeah, let's pee in her eye socket!
by indyjonez100
Oct 31st, 2007
12:36:19 PM
Love that Jason had a high effeminate voice. First with the good Imagination characters and then with the bad Imagination characters.
Al Gore wearing a red towel as a Superman cape...
by SpyGuy
Oct 31st, 2007
12:40:01 PM
...is a good omen for "Imaginationland Episode III." And considering Kyle's WoW character was a chick, is it any wonder he offered to suck Cartman's balls?
THEY'RE RAPING ME!
by TheTagger
Oct 31st, 2007
01:16:11 PM
THEY'RE RAPING ALL OF US! OH, IT HURTS! THEY'RE RAPING US AND IT HURTS!
Kurt Russell's gotta eat!!
by Mezzanine
Oct 31st, 2007
01:24:20 PM
I have faith that this will turn out great. And I really doubt that Kyle will suck Cartman's balls.
Come on y'all
by Nairb The Movie
Oct 31st, 2007
01:44:48 PM
Maybe we can find some AIDS in the woods!!!
I smell...
by Banky the Hack
Oct 31st, 2007
02:39:11 PM
A Terrance and Philip Halloween special...
I'm going to stay in to watch this...
by DarthCorleone
Oct 31st, 2007
03:09:14 PM
...instead of going out to look for women in skimpy Halloween costumes. What a sad testament. Maybe I should suck Cartman's balls.
But, we've got to have AIDS before we can pee in her eye sockets
by shitstorm23
Oct 31st, 2007
03:10:09 PM
I'm down for a Christmas Critters spin off show.
Perfect Timing for Terrance and Phillip
by panzervike
Oct 31st, 2007
03:12:44 PM
I wonder if they will do it to us again? I would probably piss myself laughing if they do.
Did they use the song form 28 weeks later?
by DigitalDong
Oct 31st, 2007
03:12:46 PM
At the end of Ep 1? It sounded familiar but I deleted it off my Media Center and its been bugging me for 2 weeks.
re:If Kyle Sucks Cartman's balls...
by sleepingbear
Oct 31st, 2007
03:43:51 PM
really though, would Kyle sucking Cartman's balls be any worse then Cartman giving Ben Affleck a hand job?
Sucking Balls
by Darth Melkor
Oct 31st, 2007
03:59:01 PM
Cartman isn't gay. He likes to dominate people. And yeah, Kurt Russell screaming "They're raping us and it hurts" is one of the funniest South Park moments ever. Can't wait for Al Gore's pursuit of manbearpig to continue tonight.
"Is this show still on?"
by Angry Mean Panda
Oct 31st, 2007
04:38:44 PM
Yes, it is. And you know it is. Pretending you don't know something still exists doesn't make you cool. Especially when that something has just had two episodes that are not only as good as the show was in it's absolute prime, but will easily be ranked among the best the series has ever done. Hopefully the third one keeps it up.
While I always enjoy seeing Cartman win...
by photoboy
Oct 31st, 2007
05:53:42 PM
... I don't really want to see Kyle suck his balls either. Maybe they'll do something weird like Kyle sucks his balls in Imaginationland and it wasn't the real Kyle or something.
Kyle finally agrees to suck Cartman's balls...
by nalapou
Oct 31st, 2007
06:29:46 PM
Cartman drops his pants, Kyle goes in for the approach, Cartman wakes up, it was all a dream: "SON OF A BITCH!!" cut to end credits. Best Trilogy Ever! "Is this show still on?" "Are you still retarded?" Both answers are yes.
Cartman giving Ben Affleck a handjob...
by Bobo_Vision
Oct 31st, 2007
06:42:19 PM
...I don't really have a problem with. But Kyle and Stan are like the show's moral and sane center, and keeps the show balanced despite all the insanity all around them. But if Kyle sucks Cartman's balls, sanity will be derailed. I think the concept of Kyle sucking Cartman's balls is more amusing to Matt and Trey than anyone else, as they say to themselves "I can't believe we're getting people to watch this!"
I really thought in pt 1
by Bloo
Oct 31st, 2007
07:02:59 PM
that Matt and Trey would wuss out and Kyle would suck like some of Cartman's golf balls or something, but then last week I reliezed that wasn't the way they will go

I also don't see them doing a Terrance and Phillip on us, there's been too much set up here, although if they did I would probably pee laughing and then go look for hot women in skimpy Halloween outfits

I've no idea how they'll end this but i'm curious to find out

"...doing a Terrance and Phillip on us?"
by MisterE
Oct 31st, 2007
07:15:44 PM
Ok, folks, I know who Terrance and Phillip are, but what is meant by "doing a Terrance and Phillip on us?" Did Matt and Trey end some other cool story with an appearance by the guys from Canada (that would suck)?
can this show get any funnier?
by Judge Briggs
Oct 31st, 2007
07:29:24 PM
REALLY? CAN IT?
terrance and phillip
by mattdvs79
Oct 31st, 2007
07:48:31 PM
MisterE... what they mean is when SP had the Cartman's mom episodes, they were set to air the conclusion (which happened to be on April Fools Day) where we'd find out who Cartman's mom is, Matt and Trey fooled us by instead airing some unrelated, and totally retarded, episode entitled "Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus." Turns out it was just an April Fools Prank. They didn't air the conclusion about Cartman's mom until a few weeks later
T & P
by mattdvs79
Oct 31st, 2007
07:50:41 PM
I really don't think they'd do it again because last time they telegraphed the prank by having a reference in the first Cartman's mom episode where something like the TV in stans house talked about the new T & P special being on TV next week. I didn't catch anything like that last week. Also, the audience got so fucking pissed at being tricked that Comedy Central actually got hate mail.
the TandP episode
by Falcon5768
Oct 31st, 2007
07:55:13 PM
Actually they had never intended to conclude the Cartman's mom episode.. they only did because people flipped the fuck out and sent death threats for being scammed on the conclusion, and Comedy Central told the guys they need to do something and fast.
really?
by mattdvs79
Oct 31st, 2007
07:58:26 PM
I never knew that... I saw some british documentary on SP and Matt and Trey were saying they intended on airing the conclusion but not for like 4 weeks... since people flipped out so badly they pushed it up and aired it in like two weeks

by mattdvs79
Oct 31st, 2007
07:58:31 PM
Evil 9
by mattdvs79
Oct 31st, 2007
08:00:53 PM
and btw... i really hope the evil imaginary forces have their own council of 9. I can only imagine who M & T would put on there. The good council of 9 were awesome. (Jesus, Wonder Woman, Zeus, Popeye, Morpheus, Gandalf, Luke Skywalker, Aslan, & Glenda the Good Witch)
see i remember it as being
by Falcon5768
Oct 31st, 2007
08:04:30 PM
they never intended to. I know when it comes to episodes, they can pop out one in a couple of days, which is why in terms of topical humor they are the reigning champs now. It wouldnt shock me that they rushed a conclusion episode because they have said they can if pushed get a episode written, animated, and voiced in 3 days.
Proper evil council:
by Raymar
Oct 31st, 2007
08:14:17 PM
Sauron, Palpatine, Satan, Xenu, Blofeld, Dr. Doom, Hannibal Lecter, Dracula, & Stansfield.
evil 9
by mattdvs79
Oct 31st, 2007
08:18:34 PM
not bad... although i'd sub vader for palpatine, Professor Chaos, David Blane, or Manbearpig has to be in there somewhere, and who the hell is Stansfield?
Raymar...
by expert_40
Oct 31st, 2007
08:32:18 PM
... you forget to go along with Xenu, Joseph Smith (Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum!) should be in there, too. Also, instead of Palpatine or Darth Vader, it should be Darth Chef.
The Terrence and Phillip joke goes farther..
by DanielKurland
Oct 31st, 2007
08:35:41 PM
Last year, with the conclusion to Cartoon Wars, that called back to the joke by starting the episode off as un related Terrence and Phillip episode. They know it pisses people off, and that's why it's funny. Since this is their only three-part episode, and easily the biggest episode, I could see them doing it again, as it'd be even more frustrating. I don't think they'd postpone the whole episode, but maybe do something like they did last time.
Luke Skywalker
by localhero12
Oct 31st, 2007
09:13:47 PM
Really hoping for Luke Skywalker to get into the fight.
Damn
by Banky the Hack
Oct 31st, 2007
09:34:21 PM
I so wanted Terrance and Philip. But that ending was pretty sweet.
Very Satisfying
by Mr. N
Oct 31st, 2007
09:48:34 PM
I had such high hopes and it was pulled off in such a way I didn't expect but was quite pleased. Hopefully this gives them more material for the next few years cause the episodes before this one were not as on par. But don't y'all dare hate on this episode on any respect, better TV than almost anything else (especially Animated shows).
Cavity Creeps!!!!!!
by picardsucks
Oct 31st, 2007
09:51:54 PM
Popeye punched out Khan
Rom, Spaceknight!
by MisterE
Oct 31st, 2007
10:25:43 PM
Even Rom made a couple of appearances!
Has anyone started a list?
by MisterE
Oct 31st, 2007
10:31:41 PM
Anyone know of a list of characters that appeared in this trilogy?
Great Ending
by Darth Melkor
Oct 31st, 2007
10:34:13 PM
The way they finished off the "ball sucking" storyline couldn't have been more satisfying. It was very clever. The list of characters? Too many to name... Tons. I even saw Goro from Mortal Kombat.
Butters.....
by davywankenobi
Oct 31st, 2007
11:32:00 PM
is the best character they have created. Their best stories involve him or Cartman, who is a distant second. Great ending to the episode, by the way.
Awesome ending...
by Varakor
Nov 1st, 2007
01:03:07 AM
to a great trilogy which I agree, will go down as one of the best. I dare say even cartoon wars doesn't hold a candle to the imagination trilogy. The Funniest was the cavity creeps, I didn't see that coming. Butters was great and yes he is one of the best characters matt and trey created. Oh ya and they definitely should make another movie. I'm super serial about that.
The "O" Face Cartman made
by The Winged Doucheman
Nov 1st, 2007
01:21:23 AM
whilst he got his balls sucked was priceless. Stan seemed very happy to oblige.
I love South Park, but...
by Musicballs
Nov 1st, 2007
02:35:12 AM
Can someone explain what point they were trying to make with this trilogy? There were lots of funny things but there's usually some sort of message and I think got lost along the way this time.
Can I call it?
by fabiodeniro
Nov 1st, 2007
03:27:46 AM
the best South Park effort so far. If you dont agree, lick my balls. So meaty.
ah shit.
by rebel299
Nov 1st, 2007
04:47:41 AM
i love butters
Butters RULES
by Steve Rogers
Nov 1st, 2007
06:15:41 AM
That is all.
Great bunch of episodes...
by BizarroJerry
Nov 1st, 2007
07:13:28 AM
But I haven't seen SP much lately. What's Kenny's status? Is he back to being "permanently" dead? First they did that, then they brought him back and stopped killing him. Where is he these days?
"Even if Jesus IS imaginary..."
by BizarroJerry
Nov 1st, 2007
07:15:42 AM
Leave it to Matt and Trey to compare Bugs Bunny and Jesus Christ.
Musicballs
by JBouganim1
Nov 1st, 2007
08:18:11 AM
How can't you get what the message of this trilogy is? They are mocking our government and all the stupid shit they say and do.....Terrorists are nuking our imagination and the only way to get rid of them is by destroying our imagination?
I too was happy to see the Cavity Creeps
by CherryValance
Nov 1st, 2007
10:01:43 AM
I used to look forward to that commercial as a youngin'. I loved those guys. And that speech at the end about Luke and Jesus and Harry Potter made me tear up a little. I loved the guilt trip imagination group phone call Kyle got too.
Section 2 ??
by Hagakure
Nov 1st, 2007
10:11:40 AM
"Could someone please tell me why it is so easy for a couple of kids to sneak into the Pentagon?" ... and even though you knew it was coming, Kyle's body smashing through the unbroken glass next to Cartman's already shattered window was great.
brilliant
by bluebottle
Nov 1st, 2007
11:20:42 AM
absolutely brilliant.
Kyles sucks BALLZ!
by fiester
Nov 1st, 2007
11:20:43 AM
Awesome. And manbearpig was pretty cool too. He needs to run amuck some more so we get more of super Algore.
The Message
by mostsavage
Nov 1st, 2007
12:21:04 PM
Did no one get the message that terrorists greatest power lies in their ability to screw with our imaginations? And more over that the government, in their attempts to look liek they're doing something, only end up adding fuel to the fire and fucking with our imaginations even more.

By the way how perfect was that ending? I read a bunch of people posting that if Kyle sucked Cartman's balls that they were done with the show, and a bunch of other folks say if he didn't then its a cop out lame ending. Seemed there was no way out that would appease the drooling masses, but that genius Trep Parker found away aroud it. Hazah! to you sir.

Too Funny
by baddaddy
Nov 1st, 2007
12:37:25 PM
This may go down as my favorite story ever. Even as good as the Lord of the Rings parody. How did they use all those characters without getting sued for copyright infringment?
baddaddy...
by BizarroJerry
Nov 1st, 2007
12:43:27 PM
I believe copyright infringement has some wiggle room where parody is concerned. You are allowed to parody characters. Even so, I could see some toy executive protesting the bloody severed head of a Care Bear. Poor little guy. He just wanted to make people care!! Glad to see Optimus showed up on this ep.
"Oh God"
by Fieldy
Nov 1st, 2007
12:45:28 PM
"Yeah, he's here too. He wants to talk to you after Captain Crunch."
great episode
by steelerman
Nov 1st, 2007
12:46:20 PM
this trilogy is the best South Park has been in a while, I hope they keep it up
Cartman has had more cock than anyone should!
by captboulder
Nov 1st, 2007
01:12:25 PM
Matt and Trey NEEDS to have Cartman outta the closet as that fat little fuck is queer to the 10TH power! ImagineCartman was enjoying that and it had nothing to do with keeping the bet, IMO! I'm just glad it wasn't the real Kyle.

Best parts of the ep was as someone stated was Cartman smashing through the same window from the last ep and then Kyle smashing through the other side!

Crazy Al Gore acting like he could fly and BUTTERS!!! He reminded of Kenny as Keanu Reeves, but it was still good nonetheless!

The ending getting nuked and going blank was awesome and Butter putting things back was cool! Only wish he could have gotten back at his parents for being bastards, though!

Where was Kenny in this episode?
by fiester
Nov 1st, 2007
01:35:06 PM
Did he get killed in the first part? Anyone else notice how Kenny has pretty much become a peripheral character now? Butters has pretty much supplanted him in the show. Kenny was pretty much a two-note gag anyway. Still, they ought to do something with him. Maybe his family could win the lottery and become super-rich white trash and Kenny could lose the hoodie coat and develop a personality. Something anyway.
"Am I real..?"
by skimn
Nov 1st, 2007
02:19:31 PM
The labworkers question after Kyle's imaginary/real statement. Within the South Park universe, the character is real, but, of course, not because he is , after all , an animated character in an animated series. Its one of those little meta-moments that makes me love this show.
can't wait to get home and watch
by pikagreg
Nov 1st, 2007
02:24:34 PM
thank god for tivo
Musicballs and mostsavage - the message
by rbrog77
Nov 1st, 2007
02:26:41 PM
That was a great call savage, but a little more to it I think. The morale of the story was terror may be (is) real, but what we imagine terror to be is worse. A further point seems to be not only that the government makes it worse, but they are ready and willing to squash our imaginiations by any means possible.

We've all heard of the dumbing of america, and it's my belief (as an educator) there's a certain percentage of the population that don't want to think for themselves. A certain percentage of the government has "discovered" they can use this to their advantage. I hope I'm wrong, but from what I see I don't think I am.

"BELIEVE IN SANTA!! RIGHT NOW!!!"
by TallBoy66
Nov 1st, 2007
02:27:33 PM
Yearrrgghhhhh!!!


by rbrog77

Nov 1st, 2007
02:28:06 PM
...and it was a great 3 part episode...although my favorite to this day is the LOTR episode. Butters and his precious makes me laugh to think of it.
Bobo vision ...
by 300 monkeys
Nov 1st, 2007
03:01:08 PM
was not-Stan sucking not-Cartman's balls offscreen enough for you to give up this show? After all, "whatever you imagine is real." LMAO I also think there was a buried anti-Hollywood message, as in "stop raping our childhood imaginations." Great epiosde, great trilogy; could been a movie if they'd fleshed it out a bit and added some music.
rbrog
by skimn
Nov 1st, 2007
03:02:34 PM
I think they could have added the color coded terror alert, which is the stupidest concept I have ever seen. Remember the stories of people duct-taping there homes, or the idiots who wrapped there homes in plastic, for fear of terrorist attack. It was a great leader that once said , "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.." Not according to this administration.
Kenny shows up from time to time
by 300 monkeys
Nov 1st, 2007
03:03:33 PM
but you're right that Butters has pretty much supplanted him
If God is in Imaginationland, and he's omipotent...
by DarthCorleone
Nov 1st, 2007
03:06:31 PM
...just nitpicking. I enjoyed it. I did half-expect a meta-twist at the end in which the imaginary status of all of South Park played into the resolution, but I'm glad they didn't go that route. I too would have enjoyed an evil Council of 9, though.
omnipotent, that is
by DarthCorleone
Nov 1st, 2007
03:07:14 PM
"Omipotent" sounds pretty formidable too.
I meant their
by skimn
Nov 1st, 2007
03:15:08 PM
instead of there, I hate that.
Butters IS awesome, but Randy is better..
by Billyeveryteen
Nov 1st, 2007
03:17:48 PM
Still, Imaginationland is movie quality great.
Great Trilogy
by turketron
Nov 1st, 2007
04:14:55 PM
I wonder if they'll release an extended dvd version of the Imaginationland trilogy? I loved how Butters kept imagining twisted versions of what he was trying to imagine.
Does anyone else sort of hate Kyle?
by fiester
Nov 1st, 2007
04:23:38 PM
I can't friggin' stand him. I recognize he's the Lisa Simpson character of this show, there to be a sort of sanctimonious moral presence, but then I friggin' hate Lisa Simpson too. I wish they'd get rid of Kyle or give him the Kenny treatment. Craig or Tweak or any of the others would be better. Even Kyle's whiny cousin Kyle is ten times funnier than Kyle is. I just can't stand Kyle. I'm with Cartman on this one. Kyle sucks.
God in Imaginationland...
by ZeroCorpse
Nov 1st, 2007
04:24:55 PM
And He's not even one of the Nine? Luke Skywalker and Glinda the Good Witch rate higher than Jehovah! Ha!

Oh, God's not omnipotent. He was bested by a suggestive snake, if memory serves.

Butters
by tme2nsb
Nov 1st, 2007
04:43:09 PM
Needs to have another episode dedicated to him...the one with his dad being gay and the whole Jon Benet stuff was nice...and with his role getting better every ep, I think he needs another chance. Maybe a Butters movie...
Butters vs. Kenny
by Hagakure
Nov 1st, 2007
04:55:40 PM
I think Matt and Trey realized they Butters is a more versatile character simply because the joke to Kenny is that the audience doesn't understand what he is saying. There are only so many jokes that is good for. Butters gets to be the butt of the joke and he is able to articulate it. Did anyone else laugh out loud in Episode one when Butters call sign on the walkie-talkie was 'Faggot' and him complaining about it to Cartmen. And when he said "'Faggot Out'...ahhh" I lost it.
Evil concil of nine...and..no...Kyle is cooool
by davywankenobi
Nov 1st, 2007
06:07:31 PM
First of all, whoever said put Joseph Smith on the evil council of nine needs to remember that he's one of the Super Best Friends and he appeared in Good Imagination land in part one, with some of his team mates...secondly, Cartman's crap would not be near as funny without the voice of reason, and Kyle is by no means as preachy as Lisa Simpson, or are you jut Mel Gibson trying to ferret out all the Jews, hmmmmm? What say you, Fiester? Does anybody else realize how closely "feister" resembles "hitler?"..yes, well, Feister...I have just proved Kyle is cool, so you have to suck my balls...or just lighten up.
ZeroCorpse
by TheNorthlander
Nov 1st, 2007
07:42:01 PM
If god ever becomes omnipotent, there's always Viagra.
Bobo_Vision . . .
by Mundungus
Nov 1st, 2007
09:38:07 PM
Cartman didn't put his D in Butter's mouth, He put Butter's D in his own, Hence Cartman going nuts the rest of the episode trying to get the picture back. "Look Butters is so Gay, He has his D*** in my Mouth" Remember . . . .
"God wants to talk to you..."
by Bobo_Vision
Nov 1st, 2007
09:39:01 PM
"...right after Captain Crunch." The scene with Stan talking to Jesus, Luke Skywalker, Superman, and then Hercules was pretty damn funny. As for Cartman imagining Kyle sucking his balls, as long as it wasn't actually the real Kyle deciding to suck his balls...I'm okay with that. But its still pretty messed up.
cobra commander
by pikagreg
Nov 1st, 2007
11:40:39 PM
saw him in the intro to this episode...i know some people were asking for him in other talkbacks
someone should call cps on butters parents
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 2nd, 2007
02:44:01 AM
seriously
why the fuck do you talkbackers keeping getting Stan and Kyle mi
by Lemming
Nov 2nd, 2007
07:12:07 AM
Everyone here who said 'Stan' should have said 'Kyle'. What's a matter with you all, is it ADD? ;)
that subject line was supposed to be...
by Lemming
Nov 2nd, 2007
07:13:01 AM
'why the fuck do you talkbackers keeping getting Stan and Kyle mixed up'. Damn character limit..
The "Message" was...
by Kid Z
Nov 2nd, 2007
07:42:06 AM
... Even if someone is imaginary, they can still have a great ifnluence on people's lives.
If there had been an Evil...
by Kid Z
Nov 2nd, 2007
07:55:38 AM
Council of Nine, my list would be: Sauron (Just a big fiery eye floating above the council table), Lex Luthor, Emperor Palpatine, Ben Linus (yeah, I threw a Lost character in there... sue me), Michael Myers from Halloween, Loki, the Corinthian (from Neil Gaiman's Sandman series, it's an obscure character, but nothing's more evil than a serial killer with mouths for eyes!), Pazuzu (in possession of Linda Blair, of course) and, as head of the council, Dick Cheney (don't tell me he's not imaginary... nothing that evil could be "real"!)
Lemming
by CherryValance
Nov 2nd, 2007
09:49:23 AM
I always get Stan and Kyle mixed up and I've been watching since the beginning. I actually had to check before I posted.
Butters' final word should have been Hamburgers
by TimBenzedrine
Nov 2nd, 2007
09:55:18 AM
and not "shit". Butters is this moral optimistic kid that almost never ever swears, that what makes him unique from the rest of the foul-mouthed kids. All the Butters episodes have been hysterical, and yes, his parents are seriously fucked up.
Great trilogy
by Reel American Hero
Nov 2nd, 2007
11:27:56 AM
I never looked forward to Wednesdays as much as I have the last few weeks. I hope they edit the three episodes together for a dvd release. Hell, if Family Guy can do the same thing with three of their episodes and call it a movie, then South Park should definitely be able to put this out. If only so I can freeze frame and zoom in and finally count all the characters they had in those eps.
Evil Council of Nine:
by fiester
Nov 2nd, 2007
11:58:56 AM
Mr. Burns, Queen from Aliens, Skeletor, big horns devil guy from Legend, Yosemite Sam, Dr. Evil, Gargamel, Tony Soprano, Snow White's Wicked Queen.
davywankenobi
by fiester
Nov 2nd, 2007
12:01:13 PM
Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son-of-a-bitch knows story structure. Also notice nowhere in my post do I mention Kyle's religion. I could care less that he's Jewish. My post was about his character. Your honing in and focusing on that says more about you than it does about me. Oh, and such my extra vinegary balls, you peasant.
Evil Council of Nine
by Dopenose19
Nov 2nd, 2007
02:56:05 PM
If they had done an evil council of nine, it should have been a reflection of the characters from thegood one, so it would have been comprised of Darth Vader (for Luke Skywalker), Bluto (for Popeye), The Wicked Witch of the West (for Glinda), Satan (for Jesus), Lex Luthor (for Wonder Woman, just becuase her own villains are lame), Agent Smith (for Morpheus), Sauron (for Gandalf), Hades (for Hercules), and maybe the Queen of Hearts for Aslan, since they are both characters from christian themed authors.
I only get basic cable
by Napoleon Park
Nov 3rd, 2007
02:59:22 AM
and the censored syndicated reruns on the local Fox affiliate are lame. So I don't even bother to read the South Park articles or post on the talk-backs. The taped episodes I've seen at friends houses have been pretty funny, though.
fiester
by davywankenobi
Nov 3rd, 2007
07:06:21 PM
Don't you hate when you mouth off to someone and can't say "Suck" right? Again....lighten up, you egocentric myopic 'tard
Very satisfying. Well, almost very.
by I am Batman
Nov 4th, 2007
03:15:12 AM
Although, since Butters re-imagined Imaginationland, I'd've wet myself hearing Aslan or Santa drop a "Oh, hamburger" or two.

As for Kyle "suching" Cartman's balls: I'd have preferred THAT to have happened "off-camera." Cartman imagines himself and Kyle. Suggests it. Then, immediately, Butters wakes. Then, for the rest of SOUTH PARK you could've had Cartman insisting Kyle had done it, and Kyle insisting he hadn't, fatass. Instead, having all the imaginary characters standing around laughing at Kyle seemed a dopey, and unsatisfying, resolution to the sub-plot. Only assholes want to see Cartman win.

Hmm, laughing at Kyle being forced to suck extra vinegary balls? Just which side of the wall are these guys on? I've always been suspicious of talking animals, anyway. Ever since Shere Khan, I've thought talking animals were evil fucks.

Evil Council of Nine
by I am Batman
Nov 4th, 2007
03:41:06 AM
Yeah, obviously: Satan (conspicuously absent from the trilogy), Saddam, Darth Vader, Dracula, The Joker, The Wicked Witch, Sauron (god, what a worthless representation of evil, but it'd be funny if, to prove he was the most evil of all, The Joker constantly was finding things to poke it in the flaming eye). Less obviously: The shark from Jaws (just John William's theme music and that triangular snout), a hunter ("Who are you, again?" The Joker asks. "Well, I'm the one what shot Bambi's mother"), and a woodland critter (if only to piss in Sauron's eye).

That's ten, you stupid moron, says you. Yeah, ten, says I, 'cause they're evil. Evil thinks nine is a number for pussies.

On second thought.
by I am Batman
Nov 4th, 2007
03:46:01 AM
Substitute Ann Coulter for Saddam. Just have Hussein interrupt the council by calling Satan's cell. Ann Coulter is WAY-more evil, anyway. Plus, Saddam was real, not imaginary. Ann Coulter is more made-up than Stephen Colbert.
I just wasted my extra hour.
by I am Batman
Nov 4th, 2007
03:47:43 AM
Goodnight, Daylight Savings Time.
Evil Council Of 9
by DirkD13"
Nov 4th, 2007
06:45:47 PM
1. Darth Vader

2. Pee Wee Herman

3. Skeletor

4. Satan

5. Lord Humungus

6. Venger (and you know that Trey and Matt would have him and Satan flirting)

7. Pennywise

8. Texas Pete

9. Shredder

why not? my evil council of 9
by waggy
Nov 4th, 2007
11:07:52 PM
Dr Doom, Bowser, Cobra Commander, Hans Gruber, Emperor Palpatine, Mecha-Streisand, Stalin, Dracula, and Hannibal Lecter
Judas, not Satan, for the Evil Council of Nine...
by workshed
Nov 6th, 2007
03:06:52 AM
...as i believe he is Jesus' true nemesis, isn't he.
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