And I'm with BetaRayBill07 Eddie Izzard makes Fallon, Leno, Letterman, and O'Brien look like rejects from MadTV.

Thank the gods that Conan is not set up for CBS, and there is still a chance that someone even better than Letterman will get a shot.

Stock up, cuz you will be drunk about 100 time faster than if you played the "whenever Jack F. Bauer says dammit" game...

In an oh-so-childlike way, right in the middle of a trick, she asked him: "Do you have a lot of cards at your house?

I love her, I really do! She sparkles and shines whenever she is on Letterman, and he loves her, too, you can just tell.

That's assuming you were born in an English-speaking country. How would we know, though, when you hide behind a fake identity. And don't say shit about "Bronx Cheer" not being my name. My father Tempa named me after his great-grandfather.

Fallon would be a terrible choice for a late night host. Conan's my fave of the three, and Leno will beat him in a head-to-head. Amy Poehler thinks so.

The first month of Conan was the best TV show ever - he was so nervous, insecute, self loathing, like he expected the hook to come out and drag him off stage at any moment. Having his first musical guest ever be Radiohead singing "Creep" was genius! (remember when all the bands played in fromt of a green-screen with footage of a bowling alley?)

Jimmy Fallon and Carson Everyday should team up on a show called "Men Being Tortured Slowly", with guests Horation Sanz, Spike Feresten, Adam Sandler, that what-is-name Quinn guy from Weekend Update, that guy who played the stripper nd the monkey,... How soon they (I) forget...

Norm McDonald should have a sit-com set in a prison where he gets anally raped by crack whores every week. That would be comedy gold... he thinks!