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RAMBO eviscerates all that watches his 1st Official Trailer!!!

Looks pretty damn cool by TheBigDogg	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:27:41 PM
I'm hyped.
First! by Jak0lantern01	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:27:53 PM
I'm lame, I know.
What the hell? by TheBigDogg	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:28:51 PM
Did I just get a first? Does that make me cool? Or would it only have been cool if I actually posted 'FIRST!'? I hate first posters.
yawn by DigitalDong	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:30:23 PM
yeah
This is the textbook definition of kickass by SpencerTrilby	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:33:35 PM
FUCKING YEAH!!!
King Cobra... by KarmicRelief	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:37:28 PM
...check. Spitting Cobra...check. Cobra Cobretti...check.
HELLS YES... and I cant wait for Rocky 7... by DeeboShanks	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:37:52 PM
The one where Rocky faces his greatest challenge yet: an abusive nursing home attendant and an old German soldier who steals his pudding! www.youtube.com/eyowzitgoin
Silly and Redundant by fiester	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:38:59 PM
This looks exactly like that lame-ass second Rambo movie. Look: First Blood is a classic. It worked because everything clicked. The more and more I look back, the more I realize that the '80s were the height of action movies and nothing else has come close since: First Blood, Predator, Die Hard--all pretty much perfect action movies. Hell, even the first Conan was kickass. Even Bloodsport! But nothing done since has measured up and you can't go home again with any of these franchises. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
80's flavor, 00's effects... by rock-me Amodeo	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:39:02 PM
...I hope. Still, I rather see this than the extended version of Grindhouse.
Fuck YouTube, here's a better copy. by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:43:50 PM
http://tinyurl.com/39k3om
I wish Goldsmith's Rambo theme was in the trailer by Tacom	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:43:55 PM
I know that they're using the music Jerry Goldsmith wrote for the previous 3 movies in the new one but it would have been nice to hear it in the trailer.
Rambo has a bomb in his ribcage... by jabbayoda	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:44:06 PM
...do we still say that? I've been away.
"Live for Nothing, or die for something" by George Newman	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:47:28 PM
sounds a little "lose/lose" to me
Thats my vid by JohnRambo	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:48:02 PM
lol yo harry im the one who emailed this to you and uploaded it. thanks for the non-credit. wonder why break.com is at the end.
AWESOME : TITLE GRAPHICS NEED SOME WORK by TheDohDoh	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:48:53 PM
Yeah, woooo boy. Nice trailer. I think the title graphics still need a little work, they are a little to direct-to-video. Too chunky. Need to be sharper and more modern. Definitely in red though. If "RAMBO" keeps expressing the kills, then it's going to be a hit. Relentless, war means war motherfuckers. It's great the he doesn't have a country, so the media can't pin the film for being pro-Iraq War. The "You got weapons..then you ain't changin' nothin'" line is great. YES. Officially siked. AND REMEMBER GUYS, THANK THEDOHDOH FOR THE NEW TITLE, I AM THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT.
No John Rambo? by christian66	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:49:34 PM
I thought Sly cleared this was Harry...
LOL Cheesy as Hell but I love it! by KillaKane	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:50:10 PM
Sly sounds like a rumbling volcano, the shite Golum Globus style 80's musak does'nt help elevate the trailer, prefered th original teaser with Goldsmith's cues much more brooding and epic sounding. It does'nt really feel like a Rambo film tbh, not getting a 'First Blood' vibe from it, feels more like a pastiche of 80's action exploitation. Cringe worthy tag lines too. BUT...In spite of all that (or maybe because of it) this looks like a great piece of mindless popcorn action, gotta support ol Sly, he's the last of his kind, hope this film earns it's place in the Rambo cabal.
Let's see.. by sean bean	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:50:10 PM
Gravel-throated voice-over? Check Wailing female voice? Check Meaningless taglines? Check Explosions? Check? Yep, that's all the movie trailer cliches covered. Good job.
Is it the 80's already? by metaluna	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:50:24 PM
What time is it mother? Half past 1983? I need to get my mullet trimmed and the go down the mall. Is Alf still on tv? What... they're making a Knight Rider movie? Shit - IT IS THE 80's! WTF???
Rambo is back! by Terry the geek	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:51:27 PM
It's time to pull out my older borther's First Blood: Part II utlity belt.
Damn, sorry, go here. by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:51:48 PM
http://tinyurl.com/235vau Right click and save the link, if you have Quicktime it will work (it did for me anyway).
John Rambo by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:52:14 PM
is the coolest name for the film. Especially since there was already a film called Rambo. Cool trailer though.
Your call? Did he steal Anton Chigurh's tagline, friendo? by Mostholy	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:52:50 PM
Then again, I'm betting Massawyrm will actually get this movie.
Yea by TheMcflyFarm	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:56:25 PM
I like the uncut first "trailer" better, but that's to be expected. Also, I hope that te line is "killing's as easy as breathing" and not "shoving's as easy as breathing like this trailer suggests.
where the hell is my MARION COBRETTI trailer?! by Kurzinski Valentine	Oct 23rd, 2007 02:56:26 PM
Hurry it up, Stallone! Resurrect the Lead Sled.
"I wish Goldsmith's Rambo theme was in the trailer" by Banshee7	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:00:58 PM
Same thing I thought. This film will kick ass.
The trailer is good. by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:04:40 PM
Not great, but it works. It shows some serious issues (this shit is happening there right now), it has cheesy elements which hark back to the old school action films, which is good for the older crowd, nostalgia. It also should appeal to kids who want to watch a violent action film for once!
Live for Nothing...or Die...for Something... by Somerichs	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:04:45 PM
That's about the most classic 80's cheese ever. EVER, I say!
Still waiting for STOP 2: My Mom WILL Shoot by sapno_krei	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:07:30 PM

Looks cooooool!!! by Lord_Soth	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:12:18 PM
Man, I feel myself in the 80s, whoa!
I was expecting something a little more low-key. by Knuckleduster	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:14:40 PM
Something a little less flashy, more political in nature, more reflective and slow-paced. If anyone had told me earlier this was gonna be more like First Blood Part 2, I probably would have been disappointed... Then I saw that trailer! Bring it on, Sly! Bring it on! And fuck the censors!
this is a claymore packed with cobras by ButtfuckZydeco	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:14:52 PM
who've been given HGH suppositories.
WELL EXCUSE ME! by THE KNIGHT	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:15:45 PM
i'm there!
Can't wait till Rambo, "The Pattaya Trilogy". by conspiracy	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:17:11 PM

fuckin rambo!!! yeah!!! by billyhitchcock	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:23:28 PM
the end
Stallone - A "Surprise" Intellectual by www.revyou.tv	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:24:41 PM
Stallone knows his stuff and he's actually pretty deep, so odds are this movie will be good. However, after so many years, why wouldn't he change his look at all? That's the only thing dating this movie, IMHO. Also it would be cool to see Rambo fighting in Iraq or something - this kind of setting isn't very current and pulls the focus from Rambo himself.
I posted this on another forum! by mastes360	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:25:28 PM
http://rapidshare.com/files/64 659400/Rambo_Trailer.mov This is high quality off my pc.
Breathing is easy isn't it? by Boba Fat	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:25:56 PM
This looks like fun though and Sly has got my ticket money. The cheeky, steroid smuggling rascal!
STALLONE FOR GULLYFORNIA'S NEXT GOVERNOR by Pound Sand	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:28:22 PM
"Someone started these fires. Now, I'm gonna put 'em out."
by mastes360	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:28:31 PM
http://rapidshare.com/files/64 659400/Rambo_Trailer.mov
by mastes360	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:29:17 PM
Without the space in between the 4 and 6 ^.
I will always say that calling it "Rambo" is a mistake. by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:33:07 PM
"Is it the same Rambo from the 80's? I ain't watching that again". "Is this a prequel to Rambo III starring Stallone? That's absurd, I ain't watching that". The title makes no sense! Oh well, I guess the title is locked now, hopefully Sly won't regret not calling it "John Rambo" like he told us he would (bit of respect lost there Sly).
CAN'T WAIT! But... by charlesgrodinsux	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:37:27 PM
John Rambo should have been the title. Not too late Sly! Not too late.
Fuck Yeah!! by BetaRayBill07	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:39:20 PM
Should've stayed with John Rambo.....but who fuckin' cares. This is gonna kick ass!!
I'm really pumped up, but... by Azazyel	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:43:59 PM
I like the other trailer more - this was too generic. The other one was more of a statement of intent. Looking forward to it. A lot. Rocky Balboa was everything I hoped it would be and John Rambo is looking nice...
RAMBO 4: ASS TO SKULL by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:55:24 PM
Rambo gets his rocks off in ways that would make a billygoat puke.
Rambo Messin' with Dexter's Girl by Regina V. Dudley	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:57:54 PM
As I said, Dexter is gonna fuck.him.up.
I'm so glad Sly is back by Vamp-AICNchat	Oct 23rd, 2007 03:58:24 PM
I wish Arnie would come back too and make a film with Stallone - how cool would that be. As there been two biggers stars since these pair..... NO.
So fuckin CHEESY by Frye777	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:00:40 PM
I feel embarrassed for SLY.
Great Trailer STALLONE! by ABking	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:02:27 PM
This is a well made KICK ASS trailer. Glad they played up the legendary status of RAMBO in the trailer. Love the simple title of RAMBO like Harry said. January 25th can't come fast enough for Sly to open to number one at the box-office.
Who's he talking to at the end of that? by Bert Fischer	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:03:26 PM
Is he addressing the audience? I'd rather that than read that horrible title font.
RAMBO: STOP OR MYANMAR WILL SHOOT! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:11:10 PM
I don't get tired of that one.
I wonder what the German title will be. by DerLanghaarige	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:16:07 PM
Because "First Blood" was already titled "Rambo" over here.
by Larry Sellers	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:16:10 PM
GRUNTshinkGRUNTshinkGRUNT* boomGRUNTshink*...etc.
I wanna put a technobeat under that Cobra-speech! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:17:06 PM
In fact that was the only thing in that trailer that I can remember.
Bring the Goldsmith... by KillaKane	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:18:38 PM
C'mon Brian Tyler, don't let us down!
Fuck Em! by omega_786	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:24:39 PM
Fuck em...fuck em...fuck em...fuck em...fuck em....fuck em...fuck em...fucking kill every last one of them sons of bitches!!!!!!!!FREE BURMA
Sly vs. Ahnold vs. all comers by Det. John Kimble	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:33:14 PM
IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE! Make it happen Hollywould.
Meh. by Executor	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:33:51 PM
Loved the leaked Hard-R trailer months ago...but this is boring B-movie straight to video looking. All the bloody Grindhouse fun is gone. I think I would feel embarrassed buying a ticket to this. It's gonna tank.
Who would have expected that pyscho ABKing to like this trailer? by IAmJack'sUserID	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:34:23 PM
I mean, he only mindlessly gets down on all fours for whatever his has-been idols do.
Hehe, btw I look forward to Rambo... by IAmJack'sUserID	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:37:28 PM
I just think ABKing is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. There aren't enough virgin basement jokes to fully describe the guy.
Frye77, and other disparaging talkbackers.. by dr sauch	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:38:39 PM
FUCK YOU! SAY THAT SHIT TO HIS FACE AND GET STALLOWNED! No seriously, i think that this will be so fucking cool. I mean, he's making a new Rambo, with what looks to be the same feel of the old movies, WITH timeline continuity, AND a (probable) R-rating. Like, he could not have done it better. SLY DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, THEY'LL SEE IT AND YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IT AND ENJOY IT TOO!
^ literally the most disjointed thing i've every written by dr sauch	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:39:14 PM

^ ever* by dr sauch	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:40:35 PM

Fix the music by criticalbliss	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:40:43 PM
But the trailer kicks ass. I'm officially "hyped".
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 7: RUMBA IN THE JUNGLE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:40:50 PM
Let John teach you how to 'slay' your woman with this sexy dance.
please bring on Mad Max 4!!!!!!! by Prossor	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:43:31 PM
please Miller/Gibson, to get the bad taste out of Thunderdome, and back to octane mayhem of 1 and 2. then it truly will be the 80s STRIKES BACK!!!
Hmmm . . . Stallone is using his Cobra voice. by lavaboat	Oct 23rd, 2007 04:53:19 PM
Did anyone else notice this? I mean really, the cadence and throatiness is the same as -- you're the disease and I'm the cure.
YEARS FROM NOW PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT THIS PATHETIC CRAP by Proman1984	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:01:06 PM
I mean this seriously. This movie LOOKS TERRIBLE. Terribly shot, terribly paced, cast of amateurs giving one-note performances in an stupid and obvious script. This has the suck written all over it. This is definitely the worst trailer I have seen in years!
Ryan Chapelle lives! by BackRiverCatfish	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:04:50 PM
I thought Jack Bauer blew his head off in Day 3?
Proman, you obviously hate movies... by Datascream	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:09:07 PM
...why are you even on this website? Seriously, go away. Now back to the movie. I'm hopng no studio execs fuck this movie up with the "well a PG-13 would sell it more to a bigger audience" crap. I really hope Stallone can keep this hard-R.
Wow that's good trailer by toshiro-solo	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:09:20 PM
Not "red band John Rambo" good, but still good. I can't claim it's good for me, but I have to admit that I have a definite desire to just plain watch a guy kill a bunch of bad guys. World situations being as complicated and fucked up as they are, cutting back to that basic seems like a great idea, even if it's a dumb idea, if you know what I mean.
Proman1984 by antonphd	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:09:40 PM
Aren't you supposed to be busy putting out all those fires in your state?? A little less talk and a little more action, please.
Trailer doesn't show the true Rambo dynamic by lavaboat	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:11:44 PM
Here's the thing, Rambo is human weaponry, always has been really. He's a bones and blood war machine, a crafted thing for killing. Rambo chose this road, signed up for it and everthing. And then it came time to stop making stuff bleed all the time, which is fine. But now Rambo is the sole steward of his own psychic storms. This requires lots of work and a shitload of normalcy. And when this process gets fucked with Rambo finds it's natural to make stuff bleed again. The trailer doesn't show a man pushed too far, it doesn't show a man with a questionable grip on his own frailties. Sorry, it just doesn't.
Datascream by Proman1984	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:14:07 PM
No I love movies greatly, especiallt great movies, but even if that wasn't enough for me to come here, it is because most of all I have debils like yourself. That's right I come here to tell fucking morons like you how much they suck.
It's already been rated R. by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:17:36 PM
"Rated R for strong graphic bloody violence, sexual assaults, grisly images and language."
awesome about keeping it R..... definately got me hooked by wolvenom	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:21:11 PM
but wtf is with Rambo's hair? Why is he still sporting the 80's mullet type hair? i guess if its not broke dont fix it.
A WARRIOR WILL COME... by frankenfickle	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:22:11 PM
did no one laugh at that? he's gonna come? i was waiting for the next card: "ON YOUR FACE!"
Lose the Narration! by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:22:26 PM
It didn't add anything to the trailer, that red band trailer released earlier worked so much more, it got me hyped to see it and not because of the blood and guts. It was also edited better. This will still get my dollars yo!
They should have had rambo in iraq... by wolvenom	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:28:41 PM
this stuff doesn't seem politically significant to our times... haha
I know the ending spoilers! by TheNorthlander	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:29:00 PM
Rambo's suicide alternative ending from First Blood was filmed right? So this movie will end with that footage, making Rambo 2 and 3 and 4 just flashforwards that will never happen. Like Jacob's Ladder.
I want to see Rambo lay woop ass on some terrorists... by wolvenom	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:31:05 PM
not some jungle guerillas who are no doubt there only peddling drugs or something... I want to see rambo take on the real bad guys of our times.
wolvenom by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:36:23 PM
Actually do some research into the area this film is set in before making ignorant comments.
Budgie smuggler by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:37:58 PM
Because he is, and? He'd still kick the fuck out of you.
Bad trailer... Preffered the earlier footage by P2Rock	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:41:05 PM
this should kick ass but it looks like a DTV movie. Stallone should kick the guys ass who made the trailer..... unless it was him?? Especially timely with the current situation in Myanmar (Burma)
RAMBO SAVED RAMBO SAVED RAMBO SAVED MY LIFE TONIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHH by Librerarian	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:52:48 PM
I must reiterate: RAMBO IV = GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. Period.
I doubt by Mattyboy122	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:55:59 PM
This will be as good as Rocky Balboa was, but it still looks like a fun time at the movies. It's good to see Stallone back in his element. Here's hoping we get more stuff from him in the near future.
Font looks so 80s.... by GrandMuffTarkin	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:57:23 PM
Why did they use that old ALL CAPS style ROCKY III 1986 font? Bad choice
Sweet. by TattooedBillionaire	Oct 23rd, 2007 05:59:39 PM
It's looking sweet. And yes, Goldsmith's score would have been a nice touch.
TYLER PERRY'S RAMBO'S BURMESE VACATION by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:05:35 PM
Laughter ensues in this light-hearted and touching story.
Looks good by CherryValance	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:06:10 PM
can't wait :)
RAMBO: HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW? by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:08:36 PM
There was a time when I was in a hurry as you are I was like you There was a day when I just had to tell my point of view I was like you Now I don't mean to make you frown No, I just want you to slow down Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you? Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong? Running around as you do with your head up in the clouds I was like you Never had time to lay back, kick your shoes off, close your eyes I was like you Now you're not hard to understand You need someone to hold your hand Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you? Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?
RAMBO 4: HE WILL FUCK YOUR SKULL by Mike_D	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:09:15 PM
oh he will, he will.
coming to BNAT by thecrazyarmenian	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:11:46 PM
Oh yes, this will play, the only question is when...
Cobra song made me laugh. by hegele	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:20:03 PM
Besides that, looking forward to it.
Hey Sly, you gave Harry your word on the title by Vesuvio	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:27:42 PM
If celebrities are becoming liars now, than the terrorists have truly won.
RAMBO is by far the most badass title!! by invictus005	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:38:23 PM
It's the very best title this movie can have!
SHIT. EXCRIMENT. FECES. STALLONE. STEROIDS by Proman1984	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:40:39 PM
Just add some shaky cam. It's all this movie is.
Rambo IV: Post-Puglilist Syndrome by Aquatarkusman	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:42:29 PM
"Sorry, Mr. Rambo, could you please repeat that?" "mmcxmxmxmxm war zone blashdhdhd" "A thousand apologies, but run that by me one more time?"
Who the hell is A B King??????? by human2	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:50:47 PM
OK, those of us who have been around on the net's film scene know the name. Does anyone know who the hell A B King is and why he's got such a hard-on for Stallone and Willis? Does he have an autobiographical blog/site somewhere?
That was ...uh, kinda weak. by DoctorWho?	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:54:21 PM
The first trailer truly eviscerated. This one just kind of tickled my belly.
HUMAN2 by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:54:56 PM
ABking is a Talkbacker who is allegedly Stallone's biggest fan. He has yet to make an appearance on this TB, but he inevitably will.
HI DOCWHO by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:55:25 PM
Wassup
This trailer was tamed down compared to the original one by NoCalFlicks	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:56:50 PM
I hope this trailer was just tamed down because it is for the masses and not because they made all these edits to the uber-violent sequences.
I dig the first trailer better by Spacekicker2001	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:57:49 PM
It builds better, plus Rambo is more subdued. It sounds like he did some voiceover some of the same lines he used in the other one. Plus the other one lets you know some of what's at stake. Either way I'm pumped
TOP TEN THINGS FOR THE NEXT TRAILER by omega_786	Oct 23rd, 2007 06:59:24 PM
1. A topless Sly 2. A red headband 3. A signature survival knife 4. A rocket launcher 5. A villain 6. Hand to hand combat with someone of Sly's equal in build. 7. Less talkiing 8. Goldsmith music from Rambo: First Blood 2 9. footage of the mercenaries with Rambo. 10. Rambo tending to his signature wound
WOW...now this is an ACTION MOVIE to wait for!!! by ABking	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:03:52 PM
LIVE FOR NOTHING or DIE FOR SOMETHING!!! I LOVE IT...the action, the deaths, the explosions...STALLONE looking like a tank of muscles...RAMBO is gonna OWN!!! The only complaint is the missing Jerry Goldsmith score:(
RAMBO: DIE HARD AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE SEEN by omega_786	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:07:08 PM
LIVE FOR SOMETHING OR DIE FOR NOTHING...has to be an inside joke to the shitty PG rated Live Free or Die Hard. Very funny!
RAMBO: Free Burma and screw McClane by omega_786	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:10:33 PM
Sly film pitch to studio execs....
It's a good trailer by veritasses	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:19:45 PM
Though I'm still not sure what type/style of movie to expect. And the title 'Rambo' says it all. Adding the first name ie 'John Rambo' or having any other title/tagline would have a much different effect.
Are we there yet? by theycallmemrglass	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:26:56 PM
Huurrrggggg, YES. Thats real old skool trailer for us old skool boys! Have to admit, though, others would have damn good reason to laugh! I admit, I did, but loved it. It did play off like a joke trailer as if it was ghandi 2: The Return - "Ghandi's back and he's pissed, he's bad.." - cut to Ghandi with machine gun as he utters "die you taliban fukkas". Live for nothing or die for something - ha - yeah when's it out - we there yet?
Argh I fucking loved the original preview but... by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:28:00 PM
this trailer is EMBARRASSING, cheesy as fuck, horrible typography, awful out of context lines. BAD BAD BAD. This will drive people away, the other trailers were so much better particularly the first preview. Let Sly cut the fucking trailer instead of the marketing bozos! They are going to fuck up Slys triumphant return.
isnt Rambo the title for #2? by WolfmanNards	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:29:42 PM
"Rambo" is already used. Lame.
Yeah and where the fucking Goldsmith! by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:36:08 PM
Sly need to sort this shit out, marketing bozos are trying to kill this movie.
C Legion... by wolvenom	Oct 23rd, 2007 07:56:57 PM
what? that it has something to do with some burmese guerillas attacking missionaries?!?! wtf does that have anything to do with what i said they should have in this film?
Stallone the intellectual??? by metaluna	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:05:58 PM
Seriously? Like Ingmar Bergman intellectual? Or like rip your head off and shit down yer neck intellectual? You know, the redneck shoot first ask questions later style of diplomacy, cause that's who this film is for. All this bull from posters on here about Myanmar and 'it's happening now' so that makes this turd of a film somehow 'intellectual' and worthwhile? Are people going to see this for it's political content? No. They're going cause they can see some American lunkhead shoots people as if that somehow saves the world and is the right answer to the problem. Great. Reinforce that shit. Just what the world needs right now, I don't think. And yeh, where is the thread on 'Assassination of Jesse James'? You're right, I thought this was a film site too. Enough about this cheap, war porn tat. This is on a par with a tape full of random explosions, some bikini clad ladies firing automatic weapons and a few buckets of blood. Didn't we have enough of this bull in the 80's? Haven't we moved on at all? Maybe not. I'm sad. Enough!
#2 was Rambo: First Blood Part II by Barry Egan	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:13:49 PM
I think that's right....
take the last train to lamesville... by captain_kirk	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:22:59 PM
and I'll meet you at the station... Boy oh boy, you TB'ers who are enamored--I just want to slap you. You're as dumb as Parkman and Petrelli bitch-slapping each other because they don't realize they're in the same room. Rambo looks like a lumbering old elephant. He won't take his shirt off in the movie because, presumably, of massive steroid-induced man-booobs. The mullet? Come on, granted there's a dearth of good barbers in the jungle, but still..if he can shave, he can cut his hair off. This movie will sink stallone. Looks 10x worse than LFoDH
POTENTIAL TO GROSS $80 MILLION by TheDohDoh	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:28:00 PM
I swear to god, this is just what moviegoers need in these days of World War III (Good luck removing Turkey from Iraq, Bush). Fuck Lions for Lambs, I just want Rambo to reap havoc on all of these fucking warmongers. It's going to gross more than Rocky.
I don't know about 80 million... but by Spasmoyltic	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:50:27 PM
The trailer is good. I agree with less talking. Also, Keep the gore out of the trailers. Shock the hell out of the audience in a good way and this movie will pick up through word of mouth.
RAMBO, RAMBO, RAMBO JANUARY 25TH!!!!!!!!! by ABking	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:51:50 PM
This trailer is gonna look nice in front of SAW IV!
Neat! All it needs now is a Steven Berkoff, Brian Dennehey or Ch by artyfufkin	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:51:55 PM
Get him a real villain to kick shitless. Please. Not a platoon of poor soldiers.
TheDohDoh is wrong by Proman1984	Oct 23rd, 2007 08:54:03 PM
No way is this grossing more than 8 million dollars. And by the way, do you include USA among the "warmongers"?
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 8: DISCO INFERNO by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:06:56 PM
With real inferno. Order your flamethrower at Rambodance.com today! * Some assembly required
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 9: ELECTRIC CHAIR SLIDE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:20:39 PM
Rambo don't care about no Geneva Conventions. Rambo wanna get down. To business.
METALUNA by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:25:16 PM
Great post, I totally agree with you. But we already have Rendition, The Kingdom, Redacted, Stop-Loss and many other films that are responsible. You can't eat Kashi 7 days a week. Sometimes you need to sneak in a Twinkie.
FOR THE RECORD by TheMcflyFarm	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:43:05 PM
Rambo: First Blood Part II is a great action movie, fuck the nay sayers. If this movie is as good as that (but with more gore) it will have met my expectations.
I can't wait. by SebastianHaff	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:47:36 PM
Will be there opening day. Still wish it were called John Rambo, though. Regardless, Stallone is the bee's knees. "Killin's as easy as breathin.'" Fuck yes. This is how all action movies should be made.
TheDohDoh by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:50:56 PM
What the fuck do you mean "removing Turkey from Iraq", they aren't in there, fucking Bush and his troglodytes are. Let me put this simply for you, America have never been attacked by Iraq. Turkey have been attacked for decades by the PKK, with ten's of thousands of casualties. They've kinda got a reason to be pissed with a bordering nation escalating terrorist activity's against them. Do some fucking research before you post, idiot.
C Legion by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:56:09 PM
I think the Dohdoh meant that Turkey is likely to invade Northern Iraqi Kurdistan if the current conflict isn't resolved. I've always supported the Kurds, but they've been dangerously provocative. Doesn't make sense. Something must be going on in the background.
The Unrated Trailer Was Much Better...And Not Just The Gore by Acquanetta	Oct 23rd, 2007 09:59:50 PM
I thought the unrated trailer was a lot more interesting- and I'm not referring to the action. I really liked the quiet moments it had, with Rambo admitting he had been living in seclusion "a long time". By comparison, the announcer's voiceover in this trailer is lame and cheesy. The only addition I really liked in this one was the cobra fight intercut with the action footage. Otherwise, I'd be very worried if this had been my first glimpse at Rambo IV.
BringingSexyBack. by C Legion	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:03:06 PM
Speak for yourself, not for him. Better all round, as you speak sense, and he talks shit. Regularly.
I Got An 80's Boner Watchin' That... by Cheif Brody	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:05:05 PM
1. Trailer is NOT the movie. Learn to separate the two. Some awful movies get GREAT trailers and some fantastic movies get LAME ones. Some get it just right...I hope this is one of those. 2. The Red Band trailer from a while back was just that...RED BAND...Not approved for eyes under the age of 17. It doesn't mean any of the carnage we saw in that one is now OUT of the finished film...it just means this one is the official trailer you will see in movie theater previews...approved for ALL audiences. 3. New title sucks. 4. A "Rambo" already in Germany? Who the fuck cares? Germany will just call this one something different....Like..."Rambo 4". So, obviously...Rambo turns his back on the team that wanted to borrow his boat & services. They find another boat & captain and go anyways...and are promptly captured & tortured. Rambo, feeling guilty, catches wind of this and decides to go set these "prisoners of war" free. Same plot as Rambo 2...and I'm fine with that...but, in the end...who does Rambo give his big "What I want...is what they want..." speech to...seeing how he no longer..."has a country"?
rambo 2: electric boogaloo/ DOHDOH C LEGION by captain_kirk	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:05:18 PM
first, turkey is fighting with ethnic kurdistan on the turkey/iraq border, and they have indicated their intention to enter the kurd region/kurdistan for purposes of quelling rebellion in that area given that the US Congress is likely to pass a law condeming the Ottoman Empire's slaughter of Armenians after the turn of the 20th century. Is Turkey already IN Kurdistan? That may depend on your perspective. Back to Rambo: if the point is that we need a good villain, fight, etc...Burma seems an odd choice, given Darfur and tons of other problem areas. But for all I care, Rambo can go into the Congo and kill the gorilla poachers. There's a movie--gorillas preparing for war, led by ONE MAN OUT FOR VENGEANCE after the death of his orangutan love. Rambo 8: Bedtime for Bonzo. Rambo: The First Blood Part II was an excellent, if cheesy, action movie. However, the ridiculousness of the plot in Rambo II somehow was overcome by the plot, fx, and ass-kicking. Whereas R:FBII had a legitimate-enough reason for Rambo to do "one last mission", you can't have a third movie in a series where the "one last mission" happens again. THat's like giving a movie the name "Final Destination 3". It makes no sense. So Rambo III didn't work, though I love how Sly cauterized his bullet wound with a large caliber shell. I'm sure they use that technique in Iraq now as standard operating procedure. So Rambo I.V. Not Rambo 4, Rambo I.V. - where he's so old he needs something pumped in his system--is another "one last mission" movie. Only now, it's Rambo I.V. - Burmese Fishing Guide. I'd rather see Cobra 2, Over the Top 2, Stop or My Mother Will Shoot 2, Tango and Cash 2, Oscar 2, Lock Up 2, Rhinestone 2, or something else than Rambo I.V.
Moaning Woman and heavy metal by Osmosis Jones	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:10:45 PM
Jerry Goldsmith is rolling around in his grave.
IF YOU THINK RAMBO IS GORY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:16:38 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2473nl
Not Great, but.... by jermcdee	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:25:31 PM
The Trailer wasn't great. But I'm "so" there, Sly.
TO SLY: If you can...with TRAILER #2!!! by ABking	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:27:12 PM
Sly if you release a second trailer in December...please use JERRY GOLDSMITH'S SCORE in it and spell out R A M B O's name while action scenes are being shown...that would make for a cool follow up trailer to this new one...
Stallone no longer fits Rambo- surgery, dyed hair, shaved arms by Mr. Waturi	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:32:20 PM
He looks pretty ridiculous. A grizzled badass veteran in his 50's with a polished face, jet black hair, and shaved body hair? Ed Harris would make a much better Rambo now. At least he looks his age.
Trailer was cool until.... by Johnny Law	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:32:56 PM
Break.com at the end. John (freaking) Rambo does not need to be spearheading his ad campaign through a soft-core porn site. That is just stupid. While Break.com certainly isn't a bad site (I'll admit, I peek in now and then) it's not the place for Sly.
Release TRAILER #2 with A v P 2 or NATIONAL TREASURE in DECEMBE by ABking	Oct 23rd, 2007 10:52:02 PM
Sly, keep this new trailer running in theaters until TRAILER # 2 and then put that one over either A v P 2 or NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS!
Everyone loves a comeback by fuzzyrock	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:03:58 PM
You have to love that Sly didn't cut the balls off of this film at least what we have seen. Finally in the tradition of the first Rambo this looks like a very entertaining film. I wasn't sure at first but now I know I'm going to see it at the theater. Everyone loves a comeback story and Sly is back.
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 9: SAMBA SLAUGHTER by BringingSexyBack	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:10:50 PM
It's a bloody sexy dance, as only Rambo can do it.
I'm DRIVEN to see RAMBO by AlwaysThere	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:24:29 PM
Hell yeah.
"In the heart of the jungle / Come will flow" by Frisco	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:31:29 PM
"And a warrior will bleed." This looks great--I'm definitely there opening weekend. Rambo practically has more lines in this trailer than he had in the first movie, heh.
why? by Live.	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:38:42 PM
Much as I love Rambo (and I do), does anybody think there is anyway this WON'T be a huge bomb? What ever happened to letting our cherished memories stay cherished, instead of dragged out and beaten like a dead horse?
11 million opening weekend, 30 mil total by Executor	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:50:55 PM
if he's fucking lucky.
20-30 million opening weekend! 80 million total! by ABking	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:58:02 PM
JANUARY 2TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lincoln Hawk by Dingbatty	Oct 23rd, 2007 11:59:58 PM
Meet me halfway, across the sky...again.
BURMESE BOX OFFICE: $0 by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 12:00:42 AM
Sorry Sly
Get LIONSGATE to market the HELL out of this and it will SUCCEED by ABking	Oct 24th, 2007 12:13:50 AM
Sly, HYPE, ADVERTISING AND MARKETING is the key to RAMBO being a BIG box-office hit! You also need to open this film around the WORLD almost day and date to be a WORLDWIDE BLOCKBUSTER!!! GET LIONSGATE to PUSH THIS BABY!
HELL YES .....CANT WAIT TELL JANUARY. by crossfox	Oct 24th, 2007 12:17:03 AM
My take on people whom hate these kinda movies, is don't watch them....I'm just curious to why anyone would spend the time to log onto this website and then post for RAMBO. Then take the time to download the trailer,and then start talking down,and bad mouthing a film that they already seem to dislike. Anyone one who loves movies should know that people either love this kinda shit or hate it,and if you hate it go watch 1-18-08 that film from j.j.,or something else that your into "maybe on dvd" I'll personally pay good money to watch both of these kinda films. So yes bring on the 80's action "blood guts and bullets.
Doesn't seem politcally significant to our times?... by Phil Spiderman	Oct 24th, 2007 12:24:59 AM
Do you flag-waving morons not know what's going on anywhere in the world unless you actually invade a country? Burma actually fits the Rambo ethos far better than Iraq. It's a war zone with atrocities going on, that no-ones seems to give a shit about.
Rambo's not going in to save the Burmese people by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 12:32:49 AM
he only went in cuz of the white missionaries. As soon as he rescues them, it's back to business for the junta. That's how Rambo rolled in Afghanistan too. The mujahadeen begged him to help fight and he said no. Maybe if he stayed the Taliban wouldn't have won.
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 11: MERENGUE MASSACRE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 12:38:45 AM
You've got to destroy the village in order to save it. But can you do it to a spicy Latin beat? Let Rambo show you how.
Oh Hell Yeah! by Navin79	Oct 24th, 2007 12:48:31 AM
Not only will I see this on opening night...I will also be pleasuring myself and those around me while I watch it!
RE: TURKEY : C LEGION/ BringingSexyBack = RAMBO $80MILL by TheDohDoh	Oct 24th, 2007 12:54:29 AM
C Legion, what's your deal, mate? All I meant was that Turkey is going to invade the Kurds w/o the U.S.'s approval and turn Iraq into a bigger, unecessary blood bath, thus allowing any country with qualms to enter and bring hellfire and death to the Iraqi people. BSexyBack was totally right (thank you) in understanding my point. I spout bullshit you say? Dunno about that man. Don't agree. Again, I think RAMBO (all CAPS) will connect with audiences who are tired of war-propaganda (via Fox News) and anti-war propaganda (via Lions of Lambs, which will gross $40 mill tops, looks soooo lousy) and end up grossing $80 mill like a mini-300. Sly has a way of connecting with audiences who both want blood and want blood to stop (conservatives/liberals if you will) and I'll be honest. As a liberal, no fucking movie is going to enlighten or resolve or resonate in the build up to World War III (Iran awaits Cheney's wolf whisper) more so than RAMBO, No JOHN. I think this will expand beyond the normal nostalgia audience and break into the Monday Night Football crowd, the hipster demographic, and the urban audiences. Also, he's got the cruicifix in there, so there's the Christian demo too. RAMBO is for the people. And like I said, OF COURSE I CONSIDER THE U.S. AMONGST THE "WARMONGERS," that's what we love about RAMBO. The dude is without a country. He'd go over Bush if he was camped out in Maryland taming cobras. Fate would have it that he's near Burma. The guy is a soldier of fortune. And, we all are at this point. Anybody who defends the U.S. government's occupation(s) is out of their fucking mind. Bush should be tackled like Sadaamn's statue. He's an evil evil man. Cheney should be hung. I'm quoting Hunter Thompson. Our government is not a government but a front for corporate interests that will bring this country to its wobbly knees. I love how Bush wouldn't visit California today b/c he doesn't want to make it look like he'll jump to the rescue for rich whites in Malibu but leave the blacks in New Orleans waiting for months post-Katrina. It's a fucking Larry David CYE commentary in the making. SO, SLY, BRING ON THE RAMBO, DON'T TAME DOWN THE VIOLENCE. THIS AIN'T SAW V. THIS IS THE FUCKING 80S COMING BACK TO HAUNT AND PULVERISZE OUR ASSES. FUCK ARNOLD, HE FIGHTS FIRES, RAMBO FIGHTS THE WARS FOR THE PEOPLE. Can you believe Arnold is governor? What is this Southland Tales the Prequel??????????????? Long Live Rambo, bring on the fucking sequel. I'm calling it: $80 million total
Everyone loves SLY! by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 12:54:38 AM
Look how fast this Talkback filled up!
YEAH this looks so kickass!! by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 12:58:12 AM
But where's the helicopter? Every single Rambo movie must have a helicopter...its like tradition or something.
Silver logo=No........Red logo=Yes. by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 01:05:18 AM
Love the Rambo logo Sly, but could you please change it to red? That makes it more Rambo. Otherwise its perfect everything else should stay exactly the same with the logo.
This trailer isn't as good by darrenspool	Oct 24th, 2007 01:22:37 AM
The first one was better.
friday 13th by conbarba	Oct 24th, 2007 01:30:49 AM
I cant see now any difference between this and any Cystal lake film. Funny, Sly looks more and more as his mother.
Rambo by Kirkdb	Oct 24th, 2007 01:35:58 AM
Perfect title, and a perfect poster. Been waiting 20 years for this movie!
HUUuuuuuuuuaaaAAAARRrrrrrrgggGGG HHHhhh! by The True Priapic	Oct 24th, 2007 01:44:56 AM
I am presently in China.Frankly,Stallone saved last year's Christmas Day.He won't be happy about it but Rocky Balboa went on sale in all the dvd shops here on that fateful day.Generally,laowei spend Christmas Day in pubs desperately trying to celebrate 'something' as Chinais fairly godless.Rocky Balboa was found(by yours truly) and thus put on in the local pub.It was a fucking great day because of it.A very old American Businness man came in halfway through and hilariously asked "Ahh,Rocky.Have you guys seen it?" No, was the reply. "HE GETS HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM." was the drunken business mans retort. Seriously,Stallone has earned a great deal of charity and good will.Good luck to him,I think he'd be a nice guy to share a beer with.Rambo?Yup,I'll happily watch it.I know he's hate me for it as I'm not helping box office but ...TIC.This is China.Must say......hopefully Goldsmith's theme will be used.
125 million total us box office 269 forgien box office by crossfox	Oct 24th, 2007 01:48:08 AM

Oh, FUCK YOU, ya' haters... by Big Dumb Ape	Oct 24th, 2007 01:52:15 AM
You know what it looks like? It looks like a solid RAMBO movie. Nothing more, nothing less. From the trailer it has that entire "Stallone" feel to the way he personally approached his better action movies, yes, right down to having a catch line like "Live for nothing, die for something." Which doesn't make it Eighties per se -- for crying out loud, what movie (even now) DOESN'T have some screenwriter inserting into the story OR the studio marketing department plucking out of the movie itself some sort of catch phrase that they can then ram down your throat? I was genuinely shocked at how great I thought ROCKY BALBOA was, especially given how utterly shitty I find ROCKY 5 to have been. I thought Stallone had really regained some class and form with ROCKY and so far the trailers for RAMBO or JOHN RAMBO, which ever it ends up being, seem like he's back in form over this one, too. If I have a choice of spending 10 bucks on a Friday or Saturday night to get out of the house and munch on some popcorn and have some fun at the movies, given this or having to sit through some hammy two-fisted lecturesome bullshit like RENDITION and all those crappy anti-American policy movies where the Hollywood Left wants to have a circle jerk in an election year, guess which one I'm going to? Yeah, that's right -- to RAMBO. The same movie as fucking everyone else who is out for a good time. Stallone was the man back then, and its a blast to see him back having fun again or at least TRYING to make something fun unlike a lot of other stars who continue to hack their way through completely unforgettable and truly non-fun movies for an easy paycheck. GO, SLY!
Can someone out there score the trailer with original Goldsmith. by JackBauer@CTU	Oct 24th, 2007 01:56:41 AM
and then post in on youtube, please?
Great to see Rambo setting traps in the jungle again! by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 02:05:02 AM
That's what was missing from Rambo III. Sand and Rambo don't mix...Rambo is to be running through the trees hiding in bushes. I may watch this with my dad...we watched the first one the other day. Speaking of which, I hope there are winks and inside references to the first movie in this movie. Kind of like how Bruce Willis referenced the first movie in his sequel this year. Wink wink...only the fans noticed! have Rambo try to ride a motorbike in the forest again and fall of again.
The font is a mix of Rush Hour 3 and War.... by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 02:14:33 AM
There must be some research that says that look works...or, everyone is just copying each other. But nevertheless the font is not meant to target us. We are likely to watch the movie no matter the font. It's those ham n' eggers sitting in the theater throwing popcorn at each other's heads before Saw IV that this trailer is trying to get the attention of.
Missionaries Portrayed as Complete Innocents?! by Kal Reeve	Oct 24th, 2007 02:18:17 AM
I grew up inspired by Stallone performance as the true-hearted Rocky Balboa. And he moved me profoundly with his awe-inspiring return to the character last year. But I think "Rambo" will be a misstep for him. He is clearly giving a white-washed portrayal of Christian missionaries. There is nothing wrong with loving God and being guided by your belief in Him to do good by others. But history has proven that the kindness and charity of most missionaries is guided by an agenda to promote their slanted form of Christianity. Where are they for the members of the third world after they use food and warnings that Jesus is the only way to salvation to convert them. There are missionaries who actually do good and keep their religious beliefs to themselves. But history shows that many are manipulators and not the humanitarians they claim to be. I sincerely hope Mr. Stallone's portrayal of the missionaries is not as ill informed as the trailer indicates.
Aren't missionaries by definition those who seek to convert othe by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 02:47:20 AM
If they didn't seek to promote their form of faith, wouldn't they no longer be "missionaries"? And there are missionaries of many faiths, not just whites, who share similar agenda.
why doesnt Sly.... by GavinVanDraven	Oct 24th, 2007 02:50:46 AM
go back and revisit these characters as well and name the movies that character's name? so why not Nick Martinelli.... Lincoln Hawk.... Frank Leone.... Raymond Tango.... Angelo Provolone.... Joe Bomowski.... Gabe Walker.... John Spartan.... Ray Quick.... Joseph Dredd.... Robert Rath.... Kit Latura.... Jack Carter.... Joe Tanto.... Jake Malloy.... Frankie Delano.... or perhaps Studd.... i am just saying....would you pay to see those? wait, who is he supposed to be? the guy from cliffhanger or daylight? demolition man 2 would rock....
predator vs rambo by GavinVanDraven	Oct 24th, 2007 02:52:33 AM
its gonna happen... you wait and see but until then, there is always brokeback mountain 2: from ennis 2 dumbledore
The Title isn't right by Kizeesh	Oct 24th, 2007 02:57:19 AM
Myself I was happier with John Rambo, for me and most people my age, who were too young to see First Blood in the cinema, it was always just called Rambo. Calling it John Rambo had a finality sure (which I can understand Sly didn't want to give it) but it also had a continuation without backtracking. Imagine if you will that Aliens come down and all they find left of our civilisation is a stack of dvds. (humour me friends) and they find Rambo, Rambo: First Blood Part 2 First Blood, and Rambo 3. What would they make of it? and would they have the ideal viewing experience? zargblat'poo and xxyehn'iy'op might, but not poor Fengr'ashlll who watched them first put in Rambo first and was so confused he crashed his moon unit into Cydonia. It's all very sad...
Tango anf Cash AND Demolition Man sequels.... by Shady Drifter	Oct 24th, 2007 03:20:05 AM
Since the powers that be are churning out a bunch of crappy sequels and remakes, mights as well get a few sweet Sly sequels too. Can;t wait to see Sly and Russell back on screen together - imagine if it was written be Tarantino and directed by robert Rodriguez? Would be GOLD!
Missionaries... by Shady Drifter	Oct 24th, 2007 03:29:05 AM
I guess they would have better portrayed the team as humanitarian workers and not missionaries... and not all white Americans. I worked in that area and many of the humanitarian workers are locals (Thais) or Burmese refugees themselves helping their people. As such missionaries are not a converting group anymore - they shouldn't be at least. I know of Christian groups who help Muslims build Mosques and Buddhists temples so it is not good to generalise as some people are doing.
CNN Report on Missionaries by Kal Reeve	Oct 24th, 2007 03:42:21 AM
A year or two ago CNN produced a report on Bush allowing missionaries to work in Iraq. The report revealed that a couple of the missionary groups did not attempt to push Christianity, but the others did. So, unfortunately, it still happens.
Shady Drifter by TheNorthlander	Oct 24th, 2007 04:32:22 AM
No man, but Demolition Man vs Snake Plisken.
Rambo! Fuck Yeah! by ELGordo	Oct 24th, 2007 04:34:10 AM
Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah! Sweeeeeet.
it's official, Wayne Scott will perform the movie song by Gorgomel	Oct 24th, 2007 04:36:16 AM
http://tinyurl.com/ypt6at
The Other Trailer was better by SirNik	Oct 24th, 2007 04:48:36 AM
The Original stallone cut trailer made it look better
Plisken and Spartan... by Shady Drifter	Oct 24th, 2007 05:03:48 AM
I reckon they'd be buddies no? They've both got some scews missing and are totally cool dudes ... so they'd team up and kick lots of sorry ass! Otherwise, if they face off who would we root for anyway?
Hey, is that Tony Curtis? by CuervoJones	Oct 24th, 2007 05:13:59 AM
He looks like him. Rambo is a fascist asshole, but i think the movie will be a nce action comedy.
Looks great, asides from that logo font... by Wldmk	Oct 24th, 2007 05:35:43 AM
Original cut may have been better, but this still rocks. Can't wait...
Fuck YEEAAHHHH,Rambo WHOOOO by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Oct 24th, 2007 06:45:28 AM
Sly's gonna bring it.Seriously,I couldn't be more jazzed for this shit. For the record, Stallones greatest ever trailer was Cliffhanger. HANG ON
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 11: SKULLFUCK SALSA by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 06:46:03 AM
Latin dancing gives you a healthier body, and a healthier body means better sex! With skulls!
That Cobra-song could become a classic! by The Curious Dr Humpp	Oct 24th, 2007 07:22:04 AM
Lalalala... Sitting Cobra... Lalala... King Cobraaah. Absolutely amazing. Somebody please put some music to it!
Seems mild and cheesy by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 07:49:16 AM
Compared to the unedited trailers we've seen. I'm still there come January, and I'll still have an erection
You know what he's capable off... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 07:54:36 AM
Tearing throats, explosive arrows, and sawing off heads. Look, Michael Bay--no computers!
Spoiler by William Landis	Oct 24th, 2007 08:21:39 AM
In the third act, Rambo falls down a sewer where Man-Bat and Killer Croc are duking it out. However, both creatures put their differences aside to team up and quickly get the better of Rambo before an English news reporter says "it's so brutal", "they are hitting him", "surely he cannot survive now", "I cannot bear to watch", "he came to save us but now he is the one who needs saving", etc., etc.. Then--Kevin Costner's character from Dances With Wolves appears, sacrificing himself to save Rambo who repays the favour by separating Dr Kirk Langstrom from his evil alter-ego; "You were not born a bat...so why should you strive to be one?". The moral is REVENGE DOES NOT WORK and Sam & Ivan Raimi pop up to tell us so in the fifteen minute epilogue. End of Spoiler
NEEDS THE GOLDSMITH by Knugen	Oct 24th, 2007 08:30:45 AM
and generic voice guy? fuck off!
Nothing is over! by Pipple	Oct 24th, 2007 08:48:05 AM
looks pretty badass...
Fall out boy should do a cover of the first blood theme by Bullet_time_Facehugger	Oct 24th, 2007 08:51:47 AM
Just imagine a bunch of closet homosexuals...sorry Emo kids screeching "FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSST BLOOD!" while stallone lumbers around, lopping Burmese heads off with a machete. Speakings of lumbering machete loppers, did anyone think stallone looked a lot like jason voorhees in this trailer? If it tanks here in the states, maybe the overseas markets can change the title to "Friday the 13th part 11: Jason takes Burma". They can digitally insert a hockey mask over stallone's face, just like TBS did over all those boobies in showgirls.
Not too sure about this either by tylermo	Oct 24th, 2007 09:00:29 AM
I'm a bigger Rocky fan, but also enjoyed First Blood, and the 2nd one(to a degree). John Rambo was a better title than Rambo, and the other trailer was better than this one. Seems like there's a few (sophisticated sounding) one liners, miss the Goldsmith music, didn't like the graphics, or the feel of the trailer. Give back the best of the 80's genre, but cut the cheese out. I don't have as much riding on this film, like I did with Rocky Balboa. I kept my expectations low, and Stallone knocked it out of the park(for the most part). This film, I just don't know. I'll go see it. And, while I'm not a total Iraq hawk, I would rather see this than the usual leftist anti-military shit movie.
by TheNewAddiction	Oct 24th, 2007 09:05:02 AM
The first trailer was better in that it had much, much better pacing. This new one is too 'all over the place.' I understand they won't show the extreme violence of the one on the internet, but you can edit those parts out for the trailer. Also, I love the guy reading from the Bible over the cut scenes in the first trailer, much more effective than the 'cobra' speech delivered by the mayor of Munchkin Town.
You know his name by theycallmemrglass	Oct 24th, 2007 09:06:19 AM
The first trailer was definitley better and ironically (despite the gore) more appealing to the masses than this one. But this is cheesy in a retro old skool way that I find quite cool (and funny!) especially that voice over "You know his name. yada yada" but that same cheesy approach is really for fans only. I think Stallone always intended that - he even talks directly to us for crying out aloud so he knows what we want. But I reckon he intends to release a more modernised trailer later that will gear towards the masses.
studios might be writing this off with a feb release by palewook	Oct 24th, 2007 09:27:44 AM
but word of mouth and buzz could make this a cashcow. will come down to just how kickass it is. the title change saved it already.
agreed the 1st trailer by palewook	Oct 24th, 2007 09:28:34 AM
was better
BRINGINGSEXYBACK by human2	Oct 24th, 2007 09:44:37 AM
You know, I don't think AB King is just a talkbacker. He existed before talkbacks, I think. He emails every movie site on the net about Willis or Stallone movies. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, AB KING!
The reason this one doesn't work... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 10:18:46 AM
...is because this is clearly a gritty, grindhouse version of 21st century Rambo. The earlier trailers showed this, and because they gave us peeks at the violence, the cheesiness of it was offset. Here, this official one looks fun, but kinda cheesy, because it looks low budget and lacks the grit. Mind you, I'm just saying THIS trailer didn't do it for me. The movie is probably still decapitatingly good.
This trailer sucks balls by wash	Oct 24th, 2007 10:33:46 AM
First one was a billion times better.
WILL THIS TRAILER APPEAR BEFORE GOLDEN COMPASS? by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 10:36:36 AM
It would be funny to see parents' reactions.
PATHETIC by danton1000	Oct 24th, 2007 10:37:02 AM
I can't believe any of you thinks this looks good. "live for nothing, die for something" has to be in the running for most dumbest most pathetic line ever!
wow by Kabukiman	Oct 24th, 2007 10:44:50 AM
that was just bloody awful
Straight to DVD... by film_is_dead	Oct 24th, 2007 10:49:14 AM
that's where this should go. Come on, the best Rambo is the first Rambo. Have him mixed up with American civilians, blowing up small towns and shit. That's what i want to see.
ABking is Karl Rove by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 10:50:09 AM
I think
If Rambo were the last man on earth... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 11:03:41 AM
...who would he kill?
SIMPLY PATHETIC. by uss cygnus	Oct 24th, 2007 11:10:42 AM
What a joke. He's gutless, heartless and afraid to do a film that takes a stand in favor of our troops. The guy doesn't have the balls to do a quasi-realistic and patriotic film where Col. Trautman is one of the victims killed in the attack on the pentagon, Rambo returns to active duty with Delta Force in Afghanistan, and has been fighting there ever since. Expand on the story from there. This is laughable b-movie direct to DVD CRAP.
I'd rather see a Tango & Cash, Cobra or Demo Man sequel than THI by uss cygnus	Oct 24th, 2007 11:11:45 AM
I'll tell you that right now.
COL. TRAUTMAN IS DEAD, YOU IDIOT by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 11:18:20 AM
Maybe Stallone can do a movie where Rambo drags armchair warmongers like you from their mother's basements and into the warzone and watch you piss all over your legs.
Uh - Oh, Should We Start To Worry? by Action Hero	Oct 24th, 2007 11:35:29 AM
Sly, I'm a big fan, but this trailer is seriously going down the wrong path. It may have played well in the 80's, but times have changed. Whoever assembled it is all over the road (sorry if it was you). Your first trailer was light years ahead of this turd. This one will evoke laughter in the theaters. You should have left the whole Ken "White Shadow" Howard piece in and added more drama, not chesey one liners and explosions. You're bleeding credibility with this one, and it won't reach beyond your loyal fan base. Also, put the original Goldsmith score to it. That says Rambo like nothing else can. And don't ever listen to AB King. You could take a steaming pile of shit and he'd applaud it. Good luck!
Title font is ugly by TriggerHappy	Oct 24th, 2007 11:38:39 AM
Why did they choose such a crappy font for the title... That makes this wonderful trailer look like a Steven Seagal direct-to-DVD. Don't understand why they didn't use the same lettering like on the poster.
Whos by Series7	Oct 24th, 2007 11:39:18 AM
Looks forward to seeing this at Butt Numb a Thon? You know its gonna be shown. Maybe one day I'll get to go to one.
Richard Crenna by Tacom	Oct 24th, 2007 11:51:19 AM

It is great. You guys are WAY too critical. by SkeletonParty	Oct 24th, 2007 12:22:38 PM
Looks like scary good fun to me.
No longer available by Jeditemple	Oct 24th, 2007 12:30:19 PM
D'oh!
AICN NEWS BLACKOUT ON BARBARELLA by Bill Clay	Oct 24th, 2007 12:36:44 PM
Guess we have to get our news from websites that aren't close personal friends of Robert Rodriguez... http://tinyurl.com/2ejeny
YO SLY - trailer is "no longer available" by Mullah Omar	Oct 24th, 2007 01:10:47 PM
Come on, Sly, call your people and get this thing back up there!
Could it be that Sly is among us again... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 01:19:27 PM
...and is reading our comments? I love you sly! Eviscerate me!
Tango & Cash was not jackass by Heckles	Oct 24th, 2007 01:29:44 PM
We're talking about a great piece of cinema that brought the term 'FUBAR' into pop culture. With Jack Palance as the bad guy, Teri Hatcher as the saucy love interest for Cash, it was perfection. Even Tango thought Rambo was a pussy.
Cheif Brody by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 01:30:43 PM
Regarding Rambo not having a country anymore--I think the idea here is that Rambo is for "people," and that humanity is his "country" now. As if it matters, just as long as he tears throats out
One line I want Rambo to say... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 01:41:08 PM
I'll bleed you...I'll bleed you real good.
by huggerorange	Oct 24th, 2007 02:02:44 PM
Props to the guy that suggested the movie be called Rambo..it sounds alot better than John Rambo, that title seems like its trying to hard... I hope there are no more changes because this ones perfect. Doesnt anyone know their rambo movies? The first one was called First blood..
Rambo by huggerorange	Oct 24th, 2007 02:02:54 PM
Props to the guy that suggested the movie be called Rambo..it sounds alot better than John Rambo, that title seems like its trying to hard... I hope there are no more changes because this ones perfect. Doesnt anyone know their rambo movies? The first one was called First blood..
Whoever said Rambo refuses by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 24th, 2007 02:08:19 PM
to take the missionaries upriver is mistaken. The plot, as described at wikipedia, suggests Rambo eventually DOES take them upriver. But after things go wrong, Rambo murders everyone in the whole country with a tire iron.
They took my video down! by JohnRambo	Oct 24th, 2007 02:35:51 PM
I had over 100,000 views in one day and it gets pulled cause lionsgate complains. i only helped them get the trailer seen by more then 100,000 people yet that is some how a bad thing. hey lionsgate kiss my ass.
Title Font by invictus005	Oct 24th, 2007 03:59:48 PM

Title Font... by invictus005	Oct 24th, 2007 04:00:45 PM
I agree, the poster font is perfect, red is more RAMBO than silver.
I agree The Font is Uggly and where is the drama scene with the by slysystem	Oct 24th, 2007 04:13:00 PM
Something is missing in this Trailer...The Drama scene with the Girl. The 2 previous were a lot better ! Change the Font at least !
More Hostages? by RobertBaron	Oct 24th, 2007 04:31:06 PM
Sounds like the plots of II and III. You'd think Rambo would be capable of doing something else besides rescuing hostages or POWs again. I'm still gonna see it, but it does look like shit. And is it me or is Stallone starting to look like a juiced up Tony Curtis?
Still hope it's not the official Trailer cause they could have d by slysystem	Oct 24th, 2007 05:18:47 PM
Still hope it's not the official Trailer cause they could have done a better one without this Title Font and with more action scenes. I have no doubt the movie will be good. But the trailer could be better to attract moviegoers...
Goldsmith score is a must by Spacekicker2001	Oct 24th, 2007 05:58:55 PM
There is another trailer on YOUTUBE pro porting to being the second official, and it's really good. Someone has also cut the first and the second together with Goldsmith's score to make a bad arse one. Sly should use those.
Sly why aincha talkbackin' by omega_786	Oct 24th, 2007 06:01:08 PM
Don't sell your fans out to some 2 bit trailer! I want what they want!! a proper trailer
Goldsmith is a must! by omega_786	Oct 24th, 2007 06:02:04 PM
Msut be a budget issue if Goldsmith score aint on board!
Rambo: First Blood 2: Criterion Edition by omega_786	Oct 24th, 2007 06:12:13 PM
Always wanted this as a DVD must have especially after watching Robocop Criterion Edition.
RAMBO VOICE by omega_786	Oct 24th, 2007 06:15:02 PM
Not too keen on Sly's voice as Rambo in the trailer. I hope he doesn't talk too much and turn this into Rocky!
Where is his scar by omega_786	Oct 24th, 2007 06:18:02 PM
Need to see the scars on Rambo!
One thing I don't get about Rambo. by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 06:37:42 PM
Why is he always living in some remote place in the jungle somewhere? Can't he like...just own a farm in midwestern U.S. or something? Nobody would bother him...and it'd be a peaceful life. Why live next to a "warzone"?....if he's so not interested in getting involved, that is. You know? Just get a plot of land out in the midwest or something and work off the land....peaceful, nobody bothering you.
In fact, I'd like to see Rambo return to the U.S. somehow. by GibsonUSA	Oct 24th, 2007 06:42:14 PM
This movie upcoming looks incredible and rightfully returns Rambo to the jungle, but I'd like to see Rambo return to action in the U.S. in the sequel.
1st trailer HAS the goldsmith score,idiots... by arockfosheezy	Oct 24th, 2007 07:55:55 PM
the first trailer we got had some goldsmith music in it. the trumpets playing while hes fishing? nobody remembers that? my favorite part of the rambo music,personally. r.i.p. Jerry Goldsmith
Wow, that actually made me excited to see this... by Coughlins Laws	Oct 24th, 2007 08:42:57 PM
Didn't think that was possible. I'm glad Stallone's back on top again. All those straight to DVD movies he did were beneath him. He's a lot better actor than people give him credit for. I thought he more than held his own in Copland going head to head with DeNiro, Keitel, and Liotta.
BTW, was that Ryan Chapelle as one of the hostages? by Coughlins Laws	Oct 24th, 2007 09:06:14 PM
It sure looked like it to me. He still needs his revenge on Jack Bauer...
LIONSGATE pulled this from YOU-TUBE!!! WHY? by ABking	Oct 24th, 2007 09:46:42 PM
Is this the trailer that will play before SAW IV?
by justy4life	Oct 24th, 2007 10:27:36 PM
Come on guys and gals give Stallone a break. He's one of the few actors who mingle with the fans and care about what we think. I hope Stallone gets the chance of headlining a new blockbuster movie in the future.
IN FIRST BLOOD, RAMBO DIDN'T TALK WHILE KILLING by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 11:11:12 PM
I prefer that Rambo.
Goldsmith's music will be be referenced in Rambo... by KillaKane	Oct 24th, 2007 11:15:11 PM
http://www.scorenotes.com/bria n_tyler_2007.html check out the mp3 interview with Brian Tyler from August this year...he's staes he's going to be using some of Goldsmith's Rambo score motifs. Would'nt surprise me if Lionsgate have pulled the trailer to revise the music and edit after such mixed feedback.
GibsonUSA by TheNorthlander	Oct 24th, 2007 11:39:05 PM
Rambo living on a farm? I could see that happening. Then one day, in the middle of the night, he wakes up from the dogs barking. He goes out to check on them, and there's this weird creature there that runs away and jumps up on the roof when he chases it. The next morning, his fields are full of mysterious crop circles... He spends the rest of the movie running around in his house chasing aliens, yelling "They drew first blood!".
JOHN RAMBO VS. JASON BOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 11:40:42 PM
Make it so, Hollywood!
JOHN RAMBO AND CHUCK NORRIS AS SHEEP HERDERS ON A MOUNTAIN by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 11:47:31 PM
Love will find a way.
RAMBO V: BLOODBATHROOM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 24th, 2007 11:49:49 PM
Larry Craig makes the deadly mistake of tapping Rambo's shoes in the next stall.
Good God He Looks Old by fedrich519	Oct 25th, 2007 12:17:43 AM
What's next? "Stop or My Mom's Corpse Will REALLY Shoot!"
Wasn't Jackie Chan supposed to be in this movie? by GibsonUSA	Oct 25th, 2007 01:35:44 AM
He's a lighter skinned Chinese guy...I can't imagine him fitting in with those bad guys. As for Rambo living on a farm, that was just a question of why isn't he. He was wandering around the U.S. in the first movie, how come in part III and IV he's in some place 10,000 miles away by himself hammering something? You'd think after the third movie he'd have headed back to the U.S. to live in his seclusion. But I want Rambo V to take place in the U.S., before he heads back overseas for any future sequels. He hasn't been home since the first movie. I want to see Rambo running around town (or in a building) in a claustrophic setting again with his big gun...almost like a Bruce Willis movie...but setting traps and doing it Rambo style.
First Blood, First Blood II: Rambo, Rambo III, Rambo by Prossor	Oct 25th, 2007 03:30:55 AM
the next one should be called Rambo II
RAMBO 5: RAM HARDER by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell	Oct 25th, 2007 04:57:46 AM
you all saw that COMING. ha get it? lol i cant wait to see this though
GIBSONUSA by BringingSexyBack	Oct 25th, 2007 06:42:22 AM
The cost of living in the US is prohibitive for Rambo. Buying a farm just wasn't in the cards. Remember when Rambo was crying about how he couldn't hold a job even though he was in charge of million dollar equipment during the war? After the events of the first movie, it's hard to see how he could live in the country anymore. He moved to a Thai monastery so he could work as a carpenter in exchange for room and board. He made side money with stick fighting. It was probably the bext existence for him - to have peace, an inner peace, while still being able to unleash his aggression in a non-lethal way. Guys like Trautman and the missionary keep dragging him into the warzone and they won't let him live in peace. They keep going to places where they don't belong, get captured, and expect Rambo to clean up their messes.
GibsonUSA by TheNorthlander	Oct 25th, 2007 06:43:59 AM
I know, I was making a funny. I agree though, the first movie is by far the best because you actually get a sense that he's human in that one. I wouldn't mind at all a throwback to that.
THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE by RAMBOISTHEGREATEST	Oct 25th, 2007 08:59:56 AM

THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE by RAMBOISTHEGREATEST	Oct 25th, 2007 09:05:13 AM
They may as well shut Hollywood down after this release, for never again will the pinnacle of cinema be reached as it will be in this picture. I predict it will win every Oscar available, including best animated feature, best short and best foreign language film. My top ten films of all time: 10) Rambo III 9) Rocky V 8) Cobra 7) Avenging Angelo 6) Rocky IV 5) Rocky III 4) First Blood 3) Stop or my Mom Will Shoot 2) First Blood Pt II 1) JOHN RAMBO. AND NO I DON'T NEED TO HAVE SEEN IT TO KNOW THIS
this shit iz gonna rock by Big_Nutz	Oct 25th, 2007 09:55:19 AM
stallone still kicks ass cant wait 4 this
Please god someone tell me when the UK release is? by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Oct 25th, 2007 10:08:58 AM
Anyone? Sly? You there?
SLY: RELEASE THIS WORLDWIDE DAY AND DATE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!! by ABking	Oct 25th, 2007 01:02:08 PM
IT WILL BE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE CALLED "RAMBO!!" by enrique_o_k2000	Oct 25th, 2007 01:29:39 PM
People are gonna think this is a remake or something...
We all say we're going to see it! by Phillyflopper	Oct 25th, 2007 01:39:11 PM

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