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Capone knows what to call HAROLD AND KUMAR 2!!

they suck by greekopa	Oct 18th, 2007 12:47:29 PM
first 1 gay
Harold and Kumar Got to Amsterdam? by Garbageman33	Oct 18th, 2007 12:48:47 PM
I hate to say this, but your proofreading has been for shit lately.
Amsterdam >>> Guantanamo Bay by gruntybear	Oct 18th, 2007 12:49:00 PM
C'mon, it's an updated stoner flick. Since Amsterdam is essentially the only sane place on the planet as far as drug policies go, the title should be a complete no-brainer.
Let the bitching about Star Trek begin! by Zarles	Oct 18th, 2007 12:49:26 PM
Who the hell are Harold and Kumar?
deborah kerr died tuesday and star trek sucks... by jig98	Oct 18th, 2007 12:50:34 PM
there i said it.
The script is shit. by Uncapie	Oct 18th, 2007 12:50:57 PM
Its racist, spiteful drivel and not funny at all. Good way to alienate the movie going public and kill off a franchise, rocket scientists at New Line.
wow chink and indian stoned ,their hip by greekopa	Oct 18th, 2007 12:51:46 PM
silly bastards, gonna go eat some cow now
In theory, I like the concept by Bobo_Vision	Oct 18th, 2007 01:00:39 PM
In theory. A parody of the whole excessive paranoia terrorist thing could be quite entertaining, and there are only so many jokes you can do about being stoned. So ideally, if they make it to Amsterdam in the end, you could have a good balance between both. And greekopa, with your comment "wow chink and indian stoned, their hip", you have successfully confirmed the theory that the majority of racists are dumber than dirt. Way to go!
Wow. by ruthless_gravity	Oct 18th, 2007 01:04:22 PM
Thats just retarded. Even though the Amsterdam title isnt exactle clever, it still, like Capone says, opens up comic possibilities. Why the fuck would u change the title to something that is bound to drum up controversy??? Oh wait. Thats right, its the only possible reason for the change: free press.
they were filming in Louisianna by liljuniorbrown	Oct 18th, 2007 01:05:26 PM
Seriously, where does that stand in for either of those places? They were filimng in like Baton Rouge or Shreveport so I hope atleast Kal and the guys got some sweet southern groupie ass out of the deal, two college towns down here in the deep south, if they couldn't score they're retarted. If they do an interview promoting this shit somebody has to ask them that.
True story: I know a guy who was at GITMO by The Dum Guy	Oct 18th, 2007 01:06:59 PM
I know a guy who was stationed there the night all those "detainees" committed suicide. He said he was drunk as shit and had less than an hours sleep when they woke him up to help take care of it. He said other than that one time, it wasn't that bad a place to be stationed. As far as the movie goes, I'm not sure what to think about the title. Do they end up going to Cuba and mess with Fidel?
awful by yer mama	Oct 18th, 2007 01:07:21 PM
First movie was somewhat entertaining. Went to a screening of this one recently and it is AWFUL. Oh, and they are in guantanomo bay for 3 minutes. Really bad title for a worse movie...
We've known it wasn't Amsterdam for a LONG time by ShiftyEyedDog2	Oct 18th, 2007 01:07:55 PM
both cho and penn had said in interviews that it wasnt the title, that they dont even go to amsterdam in this movie - they get stopped at the airport. im glad to know the new title, but it's no surprise at all that amsterdam wasnt the title.
I'd sooner suck the $h1t out of Jabba's arse... by Floyd_Dylan	Oct 18th, 2007 01:13:47 PM
...than watch this.
Harold and Kumar Go Back to the Well by Garbageman33	Oct 18th, 2007 01:15:14 PM
Only to realize it's been dry for years.
Uncapie by tracheattack	Oct 18th, 2007 01:18:05 PM
I, too, went to a screening of this piece of shit.
Oops by tracheattack	Oct 18th, 2007 01:21:43 PM
... and the only advice I gave them was to cut out Gitmo. I can't believe they think this is controversial, when all it is is frustratingly off the pulse.
I don't really care... by PurityOfEssence	Oct 18th, 2007 01:21:45 PM
The teaser didn't really grab me. Though maybe a stoner road movie that is trying to be politically topical will be successful - or maybe it will just fall apart.
IAmMrMOnkey! by ye olde shiza	Oct 18th, 2007 01:24:09 PM
That was the one scene I laughed at in the movie. I just enjoyed the idea that Kal Penn was eating Crispin Glover's shit amusing. It wasn't about shit, in general. Just some pale psychopath's. Later on, I started thinking about that scene as a metaphor for everyone in the film ... ala having to eat shit before you get some good parts in Hollywood. If you're wondering why I did all this thinking, it's because I wrote a review of it ... a truly God-awful film.
H&K Escape from GITMO = best title of the year by Mullah Omar	Oct 18th, 2007 01:25:09 PM
I hope this isn't a case of the title being better than the film itself. Like "Snakes on a Plane"...
H & K Suck Balls! by Det David Mills	Oct 18th, 2007 01:29:35 PM
I cannot believe they are making a sequel to this steaming pile of crap. I hadn't been on a date with "Mary Jane" for a long time before H&K: GTWC. SO...I took her to the movies, figuring I would really love seeing this movie with "Mary". WELL...I fell asleep! NOW...before you start talking about "Mary" having the tendency to be a boring date...I want to expound...because I too essentially thought maybe my attraction to "Mary" had wained and I just couldn't handle her anymore. SO...I took "Mary" to see Napoleon Dynamite and I ended up just about crapping myself. H&K is a terrible ?Franchise? to even invest in. The only, ONLY saving grace was Neil Patrick Harris! He was the only enjoyable part of the movie. It was awesome to see Doogie Howser, as a toked up sex addict! PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THIS MOVIE! I think it actually killed more of my brain cells than "Mary" did! - "Dave's not here man!"
HAROLD AND KUMAR: ESCAPE FROM AMSTERDAM by BRUTICUS	Oct 18th, 2007 01:37:41 PM
That would be better.
Doogie to the Rescue! by 5 by 5	Oct 18th, 2007 01:46:31 PM
So what does Doogie storm the barbed wire and rescue them from Guantanamo? I think I'd rather enjoy a BM.
HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM New York by palewook	Oct 18th, 2007 01:46:40 PM
yeah um. 1st title was better
How about...... by D o o d	Oct 18th, 2007 01:54:28 PM
Harold and Kumar the stereotyping unfunny movie with lame actors. I live in Amsterdam and I can tell you the only people who get stoned here are tourists and losers. Another turd from the place where most shit is created. Thanks Hollywood..!
I know what to call it by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 18th, 2007 02:06:55 PM
Dumb
I have a better title. by El Scorcho	Oct 18th, 2007 02:12:05 PM
Harold and Kumar Escape from Harold and Kumar. Makes more sense.
HAROLD & KUMAR KING KONG ESCAPES by Orionsangels	Oct 18th, 2007 02:17:16 PM
Featuring MechaKong
YES: THAT TITLE FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD MOVE NEW LINE! by TheDohDoh	Oct 18th, 2007 02:22:40 PM
Like I was saying, the best way to comment on the war is not via movies like Redacted and Lions/Lambs, it's through comedy. PLEASE LET BUSH STAR IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE AND BE ATTACKED BY STONED LIONS AND BEARS.
Saying that title aloud... by Kid Z	Oct 18th, 2007 02:26:18 PM
...is like gargling with a mouthful of marbles. Can't they at least try to punch it up a little?
Yeah, but Dood... by Kid Z	Oct 18th, 2007 02:28:31 PM
... what other reason is there to go to Amsterdam? The free bicycles? The many canals? Well... maybe the brothels...
STEREOTYPING? by ShiftyEyedDog2	Oct 18th, 2007 02:45:31 PM
I cant believe the people who are criticizing this movie for being "racist" or "stereotyping." That's the WHOLE POINT! They're making fun of racists and stereotypes! Did you guys even see the first movie? or the teaser for this one? ("Al Qaeda and North Korea working together?!" LMAO!!)
Det David Mills by slone13	Oct 18th, 2007 02:51:18 PM
Why not just say you smoked pot? It's ok. I smoke every day. Hundreds of millions of others do too. All the "Mary" references are just silly.
Wow could be touchy... by JunoFallon	Oct 18th, 2007 03:00:23 PM
I normally don't like these kinds of flicks but H&K made me laugh.
President Evil by slone13	Oct 18th, 2007 03:02:09 PM
You can call the movie whatever you want. It's your head. In my head I call it "Harold & Kumar made me laugh one hungover Sunday afternoon on my couch a few years ago when I decided to watch it on cable". I'm gonna title the second one pretty much the same thing. In my head, of course.
IAmsterdam by Kentucky Colonel	Oct 18th, 2007 03:26:46 PM
Love to the Dutch. Can't wait till next July and my return trip! www.iamsterdam.com
Harold and Kumar: To Hell and Back... by idahomer	Oct 18th, 2007 03:27:02 PM
well, since Sly isn't using it.
Seriously, Dude. Where's My Car? by WYLD STALLYNS RULES	Oct 18th, 2007 03:32:10 PM

HAROLD AND KUMAR AND THE 18 MONTH OLD REFERENCE by Pound Sand	Oct 18th, 2007 03:33:19 PM

I wonder... by Larry of Arabia	Oct 18th, 2007 03:36:27 PM
Will everyone at New Line be on the terrorist watch list now, or just those associated with this move?
Racist? by Sappers Forward	Oct 18th, 2007 03:51:19 PM
To all you tree hugg'n pink spandex wear'n girly men that cry about this movie being racist: South Park does it every episode and that show is still on the air and it's the funniest shit on T.V. So grow some balls you limp wristed momma's boys and learn to laugh a little on the behalf of the human race. Durka durka!
I think everyone needs to remove the sticks from their asses. by brokentusk	Oct 18th, 2007 04:00:19 PM
That title is really funny, much better than the obvious HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO AMSTERDAM, or (the pathetic) HAROLD AND KUMAR 2. The first film is a classic, perhaps you need to have smoked weed before in order to be in on the joke, but since THAT IS THE NATURE of the film, it works really well.
HAROLD & KUMAR GET BEHEADED! by TheBloop	Oct 18th, 2007 04:00:58 PM
Now that would be cool, but way too short. Plus, those Islamic Terrorists really don't know who to light their films. But at least they stay away from that "Blue" look every one is doing now.
Um... could it be more obvious? by nonsensical	Oct 18th, 2007 04:18:36 PM
This will probably be the second in a Harold and Kumar Trilogy. Amsterdam is the one after this I'm sure since the last one (and likely this one) took place over the course of about twelve hours. Since it's not weeks or months covered in this film I'll bet that these two will get stuck in airports and prison and who knows what before they actually get to Amsterdam. The girl was supposed to be gone for a couple of weeks, so the last of the trilogy will likely deal with them in Amsterdam tracking down the girl and pay off with the "get the girl" thing. I'd also bet that if they get to Amsterdam in this film then it won't be for very long. Maybe the last quarter of the film in which they get massively sidetracked leading into the next one. I'm sure someone thought that audiences might mistake this for EuroTrip or maybe a test audience just didn't like the whole Amsterdam thing all that much so the jokes and film were reworked to maybe develop the characters and the ideas better. It's definately possible... I mean story and well timed (delivered) humor are the most important things in a comedy, right? ...right??...
Free Medical Care? by Shady Drifter	Oct 18th, 2007 04:34:17 PM
Haven't these two guys seen Sicko? Why escape when others are trying to break in to get free medical assistance? The grass is always greener on the other side eh? Well I guess we should just smoke the grass we got here at this point...
Is there a competition for longest title somewhere? by CherryValance	Oct 18th, 2007 04:58:05 PM
I guess THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD has inspired people. HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO AMSTERDAM would have been fine.
Harold & Kumar escape from cinemas staright to dvd by barnaby jones	Oct 18th, 2007 05:00:08 PM
Thats what should be happening.
A comedy about extraordinary rendition and enhanced interrogatio by Trader Groucho 2	Oct 18th, 2007 05:10:42 PM
Dude! I am SO THERE! I would like to see a film that shows the Bushies all the respect the Marx Brothers would give them.
Ha ha ha Kid Z by D o o d	Oct 18th, 2007 05:24:53 PM
I'm glad you mentioned that about Amsterdam KidZ. It is amazing that Amsterdam has this reputation of Brothels, Bikes and Grass. It is the image that is spread and that's why I got so angry about this stupid movie. Let me tell you all a little secret about Amsterdam. It is a place of some of the most hottest chics in the world. I have travelled all over the world and I can tell you, I have never seen a country/race so beautiful (bar Sweden). The dutch are beautiful, fashionable, extremely intelligent and probably the most friendly and welcoming people I have ever met. (by the way I'm originally from England. I live and work here now). You guys should not go and see this dumb movie and come and visit. I have a spare couch, you're all welcome..!!
are you kidding? by onefatman	Oct 18th, 2007 06:13:17 PM
is it april the first? coz that sounds like BULLSHIT
Franchises by SPECTRE007	Oct 18th, 2007 07:01:39 PM
So when did the film geek world go from screaming about how movies have lost the art and are just paint by numbers to defending a Harold and Kumar "Franchise?" People are saying this will kill the Franchise? What franchise? Take a film class and ditch the Business 101. The only thing worse than Hollywood making movies like McDonald's is the public rejoicing in it.
HAROLD AND KUMAR AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN COCK! by Ferf Muckmeyer	Oct 18th, 2007 07:11:15 PM

Already saw the first half of the movie by iamnicksaicnsn	Oct 18th, 2007 07:22:46 PM
There's no way they could call it that, considering they're in Guantanamo for MAYBE 10 minutes.
wow Rice-Eater and Punjab stoned ,their hip:Greekopa by yippyj	Oct 18th, 2007 08:26:38 PM
Greekopa Being racist is hip(sarcasm) Point your racist name calling elsewhere, what the hell are you doing on this site I'm sure there are plenty of right wing forums for you to post coons, wogs, pakis, chinks.....and your other ignorant slurs on.
Harold and Kumar go to Honey Baked Ham Company by INWOsuxRED	Oct 18th, 2007 08:46:12 PM
Harrison Ford steals their car and get some strippers with SHilo LaBoof
by ironic_name	Oct 18th, 2007 08:55:19 PM

Harold and Kumar go America on Everybody's Asses!!! by Boondock Devil	Oct 19th, 2007 02:57:19 AM
Now THAT would be a title.
Harold and Kumar Witness the Assassination of Jesse James by the by TheMarineBiologist	Oct 19th, 2007 03:30:46 AM
I am willing to bet that the title was just cut off by AICN's new Talkback-machine.
Points to Boondock Devil by TheMarineBiologist	Oct 19th, 2007 03:31:28 AM
Dammit, Charlie!
Stupid title by Dazzler69	Oct 19th, 2007 06:58:04 AM
Should be the original. HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO AMSTERDAM Maybe for the third one.
You have got to be kidding me? by thatothercaptainjack	Oct 19th, 2007 08:48:06 AM
for fuck sake
HAROLD & KUMAR GET ASS RAPED BY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS by Darth Bauer	Oct 19th, 2007 08:59:37 AM
Part 3
HAROLD HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON KUMAR by Darth Bauer	Oct 19th, 2007 09:02:06 AM
Part 4
H&K2: 2 HAROLD 2 KUMAR by Darth Bauer	Oct 19th, 2007 09:03:10 AM
Part 2
HAROLD & KUMAR GET THEIR ASSES KICKED BY TED DANSON FOR NO REASO by Darth Bauer	Oct 19th, 2007 09:05:28 AM
Part 7
HAROLD & KUMAR MEET MUHAMMED HUSSAIN: HEYAAYYYHHHHHAAAYYHHH by Darth Bauer	Oct 19th, 2007 09:08:27 AM
Part 9
Depressing.... by GrandMuffTarkin	Oct 19th, 2007 10:41:10 AM
If they make this title work, I'd be surprised.
HAROLD & KUMAR GO INTO WHITE SLAVERY by TheBaxter	Oct 19th, 2007 11:09:42 AM
not enough comedies about white slavery these days
Seriously? by fiester	Oct 19th, 2007 11:35:20 AM
That could actually be really really funny if it's true.
I have a solution to world peace, and I will post it right here by INWOsuxRED	Oct 19th, 2007 01:12:24 PM
There you go, the one and only answer to all the world's problems.
Oops by INWOsuxRED	Oct 19th, 2007 01:13:48 PM
I guess I shouldn't have solved all the world's problems in the subject line. Here is to yet another devolution in the history of the website known as aintitcool.com
As much as I love Harold and Kumar by hallmitchell	Oct 19th, 2007 02:14:06 PM
The fact remains all movies that go to Amsterdam suck. Deuce Bigalow, Cheech and Chong. People think. Amsterdam, they have pot there. That would be funny. No it's not. It's just one of those movie laws that seems to apply.
I loved Harold and Kumar by lensproject	Oct 19th, 2007 06:11:45 PM
Shocked at the tenor of the talkback here... HAKGTWC is a pretty great film. The scene where their Jewish counterparts are eating at Hot Dog Heaven in the distance is just beautiful. I think these movies deal with race in America much more honestly than those Apatow dumbathons. I'm hoping for the best for HAKEFGB.
Since they already went to White Castle ... by Boris Baddenov	Oct 19th, 2007 10:23:28 PM
The next movie should be a slapstick road trip called HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO KRYSTAL'S. Certainly, that's the competitor's small steam-grilled burgers, eh? And instead of Neil Patrick Harris, let's have H&K meet a matronly, giant-boobed pornstar: CHESSIE MOORE !!!
HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO DENNY'S by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 19th, 2007 11:12:10 PM
They're going to eat the Grand Slam breakfast!
HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO RED LOBSTER by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 19th, 2007 11:13:57 PM
All you can eat shrimp!
HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO SIZZLER'S by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 19th, 2007 11:18:34 PM
It's more beef than they can handle!
Harold & Kumar 2 - Electric Boogaloo by Yeti	Oct 20th, 2007 05:15:47 AM
Much better.

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