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He's Cast, Jim!! McCoy, Leonard H (Son Of David) Will Be Played By...

Interesting by bloodysam	Oct 16th, 2007 05:16:11 PM

Okaaaaaay... by Brian888	Oct 16th, 2007 05:18:56 PM
This is the first casting decision I just don't see for this film.
Not exactly who I would've pictured by Acappellaman	Oct 16th, 2007 05:20:04 PM
But I guess he's good enough. It'll be a bit of a change in the role, though. He seems a bit too much of a leading man to take on the relatively meek role of Bones. Weird...
would be cool to see a composite image... by mansep	Oct 16th, 2007 05:20:20 PM
of all the Enterprise crew cast, to see how they look asan ensemble.
WHo is casting this a teenage girl? by TheRealSeveren	Oct 16th, 2007 05:22:28 PM
Bizarre choices...
Spock is played by..... by MontyPigeon	Oct 16th, 2007 05:23:28 PM
Andy Dick. :P
Casting directors shouldnt smoke weed when working... by Wonderboys	Oct 16th, 2007 05:24:52 PM
Somebody, please tell me, how this permanently frowned one-note actor can remotely resemble the late De... thats waaay worse than Simon Pegg as Scotty...
What... by Tal111	Oct 16th, 2007 05:26:33 PM
...wasn't Orlando Bloom available? And for the record everyone knows Spock is being played by Clay Aiken. Yeah, I admit, J.J. is making some odd choices.
What else? Sean Bean as a Red Shirt? by SpencerTrilby	Oct 16th, 2007 05:27:07 PM
This cast is weird, totally all over the place. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but considering my contempt for all things Abrams I'll wait to see the movie before wetting my undies.
KARL URBAN!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? by Shermdawg	Oct 16th, 2007 05:27:09 PM
THAT MUSCLE BOUND FUCK IS BONES??? YOU PICK HIM OVER GIOVANNI RIBISI??? WHAT THE FUCK J.J.??? I MEAN SERIOUSLY...WHAT. THE. FUCK?
I think it's funny... by Tal111	Oct 16th, 2007 05:28:18 PM
just to imagine Mr. Sulu saying- "or-laando Blooom". I'm easily amused.
This is BY FAR the biggest mistake so far for the flick. by Shermdawg	Oct 16th, 2007 05:30:12 PM
I was just joking about being pissed off Ackles wasn't casted as Kirk (still think he would've rocked though) but THIS? I don't like this at all.
I can see it...kinda by Bloo	Oct 16th, 2007 05:30:26 PM
when I heard Karl Urban, over at the Kirk talkback I belive I could only picture him from Riddick and that wasn't working but from that picture I can see it...sortof I mean it's weird but I think Pegg as Scotty is stranger
I support mansep proposition, unfortunately I suck @ photoshop by SpencerTrilby	Oct 16th, 2007 05:31:29 PM
but if some superpowered, way-too-much-time-on-his-hands geek could make up a pic with everyone assembled, it'd be cool. Almost as cool as if someone could remove the "writers" of Transformers from this flick.
I FOUND THE PERFECT SUPERMAN ... http://tinyurl.com/yokbst by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 05:32:36 PM
He's not a teen, he's a real man, and he can pull it off. A man's man. A man who makes you proud to BE a man.
BINO by 3 Bag Enema	Oct 16th, 2007 05:34:27 PM
Bones In Name Only. This casting doesn't just offend the dearly departed. It brings a smile to those among most who have abandoned this franchise who are Sadists. George Lucas must be among them; this film will make his prequals look sterling in comparison. I pity anyone identified with this project. Or, I would, if they weren't beyond pity.
is this gonna be a comedy? by s0nicdeathmonkey	Oct 16th, 2007 05:34:54 PM
I don't get it.
Wow. I hate this casting. by a goonie	Oct 16th, 2007 05:35:04 PM
So far, I think the casting for JJ's Trek feature has been pretty good. But Karl Urban is a terrible choice, if you ask me. One of my only problems with the LOTR movies is that they launched the careers of some truly awful actors, such as Orlando Bloom and Karl Urban. They also made Viggo Mortensen a leading man, which is a great thing, so that was cool. But Urban hasn't impressed me once and I've seen him quite a bit. Damn... I was looking forward to finding out who would be cast in this role. Now I kinda wish I didn't know...
I LIKE KARL URBAN BUT THIS CASTING IS LIKE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 05:35:06 PM
J.J. just drawing random names out of a hat. It's the most bizarre casting, even worse than X-Men or Fantastic Four. Shouldn't MCCOY be an Irish or Scottish actor? Not a New Zealander. Maybe Ireland will drop a missle on New Zealand over this casting news.
worst casting so far by Leafy McPlantsalot	Oct 16th, 2007 05:35:39 PM
you know, this one seems really strange to me, but the whole star trek babies thing...i don't know. I HOPE THIS IS GREAT!!!
No disrespect to JJ... by Seany-Wan	Oct 16th, 2007 05:36:11 PM
But if you are casting Nimoy (and possibly the Shat), get people that LOOK like younger versions of the cast. The fans will be watching and comparing. Am I the only person in this fading republic that felt that the role of young McCoy screamed GARY SINISE? Even his voice would be a good match.
This continues to suck by FatRat	Oct 16th, 2007 05:37:56 PM
I give up. I knew that we we're in trouble with J.J. in the beginning, but this continues to just get worse. I cannot see the choices he made, hopefully I'm proven wrong next Christmas, but I really doubt it.
McCoy=big muscled piece of pork loin? by DarthSnoogans	Oct 16th, 2007 05:38:50 PM
I don't buy it. Please cast Andy Dick and be done with it. Oh, and cast him in Thundercats as well, preferably as Panthro. Don't even bother with makeup, just slap a kitty nose mask and tights on Andy and let him camp it up.
"Presuming, of course, the character is patterned after DeForest by Shermdawg	Oct 16th, 2007 05:39:04 PM
If it's not, then there's NO WAY the fanbase will accept this.
Wow, this is a close second to JLA as the.... by Blackguard	Oct 16th, 2007 05:39:30 PM
WORST...IDEA....EVER. Are there no more NEW ideas?
Not bad... but man did Pathfinder suck. by modlight	Oct 16th, 2007 05:40:03 PM
I really wanted to like even a bad Viking vs. Native American movie, but it was aaawwful. Urban wasn't bad, but it was lit with this horrible flat glamerous desaturated music video lighting that made it impossible to see what was happening on screen at any moment. The "Unrated" edition looked like it was probably the same movie but with digital blood added in. All I wanted was a Saturday night where I didn't have to think and all I did was think about what a waste of time that was. ARRGHHEEH. Anyways. I think he'll be fine as Bones.
I wish they gave the fans the option to veto one casting. by Shermdawg	Oct 16th, 2007 05:40:57 PM
This would be the one.
ST in da OC on da WB by christian66	Oct 16th, 2007 05:41:13 PM
Hollywood astounds with its limited genius.
ROHIRIIIIIM!!!!! by Musicballs	Oct 16th, 2007 05:46:12 PM

They better do some damage control quick. by Shermdawg	Oct 16th, 2007 05:46:59 PM
Release some screentests or something, because letting us bitch about what looks like a drastic mistake for over a year ain't gonna help the box office none. And honestly a teaser image in full costume won't be enough. We need proof that this is the right move. But of course, WE the fans that have kept the franchise alive for forty years, have no say whatsoever, and our wishes will be overlooked if something is obviously wrong.
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J.J. Abrams Just Made My List by TheBladehelm	Oct 16th, 2007 05:54:09 PM
There was a time when I had vowed to slap George Lucas in the face for both the travesty of the prequel trilogy, but the fact that he wouldn't release the original cuts of Star Wars on DVD. He reversed that decision, and was removed from the slap list. Since then, there has been an opening, and Mr. Abrams just filled it. Given the trouncing I received in the John Cho talkbacks, I was willing to concede that just because a person is Korean, it doesn't meant they can't, or shouldn't, play a Japanese person. I like Simon Pegg generally, so despite the fact that he's also totally wrong for the part of Scotty, I was willing to go with that too. I had already prepared myself for the inevitable pretty boy they found to be Kirk, but Karl Urban as McCoy!? A big burly Kiwi who looks like he could play on the All Blacks is going to play the younger version of the wiley and spry old country doctor? Say WHAT?! Mr. Abrams, prepare for a stingy reddish hand print on your face!
Presuming the character is patterned after DeForest (bzzzzzt)... by DreadPirateRoberts	Oct 16th, 2007 05:54:40 PM
Sorry, but that is already confirmed to NOT be the case. The character is actually described as "Smart, clever and a bit danger-loving". Sorry, not the Bones of old. Smart sure. Clever, not the word I would use. and Danger loving?!?!?. Not saying it sucks, just not DeForest.
Oh man by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 16th, 2007 05:55:12 PM
What is going on? Don't get me wrong I thought Karl Urban was pretty cool in LOTR and Bourne but I just don't see this casting at all. But i've said it before and i'll say it again: Star Trek was a success because of the interplay between Shatner, Nimoy and Kelley. You CANNOT manufacture it. It was called chemistry. This project has a serious hurdle to overcome. A nigh impossible one.
He's got Bone's eyebrows by Pixelsmack	Oct 16th, 2007 05:56:52 PM
So I guess he can nail the "Curious/fascinating" look.
Call him Warts instead of Bones by Musicballs	Oct 16th, 2007 05:57:38 PM

Pegg as Scotty Wondeboys? WTF?!?! by CloneRangerUK	Oct 16th, 2007 06:01:31 PM
Please tell me that was a joke - please tell me Urban Bones is a joke too.......
Chunky Ass Drippings, Bleeding Blistered Penises and by Mr. Nix	Oct 16th, 2007 06:02:18 PM
a regurgitated shamrock shake. Name three things that are more enjoyable than this movie is going to be.
Maybe in JJ's Star Trek Urban will be Leonard "Boner" McCoy by Wonderboys	Oct 16th, 2007 06:03:12 PM

Pathfinder did suck....BUT Wait and see you haters. by mistergreen	Oct 16th, 2007 06:03:39 PM
just wait. You guys are not the director or casting director so you know nothing.
CURIOUSLY, SHIA WOULD MAKE A GREAT MCCOY by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 06:05:32 PM
McCoy's scrawny, and Shia fits just right. Karl should be the head of security, doing combat against Klingons and Romulans. Not dicking around in the sick bay for fuck's sake.
Harry, if ya got any problems with this, please speak up. by Shermdawg	Oct 16th, 2007 06:05:35 PM
We need ya here big guy.
"I would cut off, your head...Vulcan...if it but stood a little by YotzVonFrelnik	Oct 16th, 2007 06:05:55 PM
Heh. 'S'funny. Urban Bones and Spock.
...closer to the ground!" by YotzVonFrelnik	Oct 16th, 2007 06:06:37 PM
Damn short subject lines!
Could work...If the transporter malfunctions at the end! by Det David Mills	Oct 16th, 2007 06:10:46 PM
Let's say Bones started his young adulthood looking like Karl Urban...and he didn't get his nickname because he's a doctor, if you know what I mean! He's all bad ass and too big for his britches, mocking love because he's a "playa" of course...then: the transporter malfunctions and robs him of his rugged good looks and muscular frame...No longer is "Bones" the Ladies man, he's reduced to an everday man status...WHICH explains the anger and the frustration at Spock for being emotionless...SEE! He wishes he's loved himself and others, now he's old and cranky, and cantankerous! huh...HUH??? - "You guys wanna see a dead body?"
Urban Rules by calnorso	Oct 16th, 2007 06:11:11 PM
Pathfinder kicked serious ass. It should've been as talked about as 300 was (they came out roughly the same time) but it wasn't, and the movie bombed. It was just as bloody and just as stylized as 300. So it's good that Urban will get another shot
SHIA AS BALOK!! by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 16th, 2007 06:12:00 PM
"But first....the Tranya! Hahahahahahahahahahaha."
What the Fuck? by ImFixingtoDie	Oct 16th, 2007 06:13:40 PM
Seriously.
Interesting decision. Don't quite know what to make of it. by rbatty024	Oct 16th, 2007 06:15:59 PM
Well, that was certainly unexpected. I guess it's original. McCoy, in my opinion, is the best character of the bunch, and if he manages to pull it off (this is different than anything Urban has played) count me impressed. I'm sure he auditioned for the part so perhaps there's something JJ knows that we don't. I'm all for this being as different as possible with still keeping the Trek ethos, because this pretty much has to be a hail mary touchdown or Trek is dead...Jim.
wtf u bitches babbling about by jimmy_scotland	Oct 16th, 2007 06:18:48 PM
why the shit are u all gettin so upset over this give the dude a chance fuck sake
Did Urban clear this with Niocole Kidman? by Somerichs	Oct 16th, 2007 06:20:16 PM
What about his next tour, will it be on hold? :)
lame by Lt. Kaffee	Oct 16th, 2007 06:20:44 PM
i just got the enthusiasm knocked outta me on this one. all the other casting choices were stellar to at least hopeful. bones he ain't! let this dude do some more mindless action... and some more crap chronicles of riddick flicks.
This movie will make mad bank. Women control the Box Office. by zillabeast	Oct 16th, 2007 06:24:35 PM
Don't believe me? How about Titanic......
Thank God by EyeofPolyphemus	Oct 16th, 2007 06:24:48 PM
For a minute there, I thought you said Keith Urban.
What The Hell?! by CHEWBLACCA	Oct 16th, 2007 06:26:03 PM
I was with them so far, but I just don't see this one. Nothing against Karl, I just can't imagine him making me believe that he's a young Leonard McCoy. I hope I'm proved wrong.
This is just odd by mymonkeysnameisjennifer	Oct 16th, 2007 06:27:03 PM
I kind of have no feelings either way on this now. This is among the strangest casts I've seen put together for a major franchise in a long time. I don't have that "it sounds like it's gonna suck, so I might be surprised" feeling, or even a "i'm really stoked for this so don't let me down"... I just keep thinking "Really???!! THIS cast? You sure about that??"
I still don't know how they're going to fill the seats. by rbatty024	Oct 16th, 2007 06:30:04 PM
Maybe the studio knows something that I don't, but Trek hasn't been popular in over a decade. I enjoy it immensely, but a film has to have a wider appeal than a TV show. I can't imagine people showing up to this who aren't already fans of the franchise.
Shermdawg re: fan option to veto one casting decision by Gwai Lo	Oct 16th, 2007 06:30:47 PM
My god that is a brilliant idea. I don't care about Star Trek at all but that would be great.
When Is The Bitching Going to Stop? by TheBladehelm	Oct 16th, 2007 06:31:54 PM
Not the bitching about the contents of the articles the Talkback relates to, but from all the a-holes who go, "Quit bitching!" Seriously! What the hell are we here for if not to either cheerlead a decision or bitch about it? At the risk of sounding hypocritical by suggesting you not talk about something, but cut it out with that bullshit! If all you can talk about is what other people shouldn't be talking about then maybe you should save your breath!
HE'S CAST JIM by Pipple	Oct 16th, 2007 06:32:45 PM
SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT. Well this might be ok. It's kirk who's the big question.
damn i thought i was original by Pipple	Oct 16th, 2007 06:33:49 PM
whatever... fuck
The more I think about the cast... by mymonkeysnameisjennifer	Oct 16th, 2007 06:35:20 PM
the more I'm suspecting this is a spoof movie. Can anyone confirm or deny Charlie Sheen's involvement?
Composite Image HERE! by hadez	Oct 16th, 2007 06:35:42 PM
VERY Crudely done by yours truly: http://i23.tinypic.com/55kp4n. jpg
BTW, about the image... by hadez	Oct 16th, 2007 06:36:41 PM
I couldn't find a damn good image of the guy who's playing Chekov...Oh, well...
EH!? by FILMFUNK	Oct 16th, 2007 06:38:35 PM
S'like getting Arnold Swartenwhatever to play Quincey!!!??? Simon Pegg as Scotty? That nothing lookin bloke to play KIRK? and now Super Hunk to play Bones!? Who they Got fo Uhura? - Cameron Diaz!? EH!? EH!? EH!?
I'm actually excited about this... by The Bunglermoose	Oct 16th, 2007 06:39:57 PM
I like Karl Urban. And Bones is probably my favorite character in the Original Series. So this is win-win as far as I'm concerned. With regard to the accent... I read somewhere that Urban was playing Woodrow Call in a television adaptation of "Comanche Moon." Apparently, someone's seen him do an American accent.
JJ's done it... by BoggyCreekBeast	Oct 16th, 2007 06:40:33 PM
...I didn't think anyone could stack shit THAT high!
Hadez by mymonkeysnameisjennifer	Oct 16th, 2007 06:41:54 PM
that image put things into a little more perspective for me. The best cast one so far seems to be Token White Female.
mymonkeysnameisjennifer by hadez	Oct 16th, 2007 06:43:35 PM
Yes, yes she is.
Although... by mymonkeysnameisjennifer	Oct 16th, 2007 06:45:15 PM
Cho doesn't look too bad as Sulu. Let's hope JJ doesn't pull a Singer (no pun intended) and actually give him a line in this.
He's cast Uhura! by FILMFUNK	Oct 16th, 2007 06:49:02 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com /2028/1591895771_c2e7a626a0_o. jpg
Nope, just looked again... by mymonkeysnameisjennifer	Oct 16th, 2007 06:50:11 PM
Cho looks pretty awful too.
Comparison Pics by LowKeyCinema	Oct 16th, 2007 06:50:59 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yt988q http://tinyurl.com/2gkbgg http://tinyurl.com/293bxo http://tinyurl.com/ywccbd http://tinyurl.com/24mekj http://tinyurl.com/yoggny
He's a little TOO handsome.... by R L S	Oct 16th, 2007 06:52:57 PM
but I don't know, there's something in his eyes in this pic that makes me think he could pull it off. Pegg is a much stranger choice than this.
I'm just an old country doctor by Pipple	Oct 16th, 2007 06:57:27 PM
They better cgi in some blue eyes or my childhood is going to be pissed.
So the Star Trek "fanbase" is unhappy...? by Executor	Oct 16th, 2007 06:57:29 PM
Is that the same "fanbase" that brought the previous Star Trek movie to a whopping 67 million WORLDWIDE gross. lmao. And now you're crying that the franchise is ruined because Karl Urban isn't the Bones of your dreams. He's a good actor. Get a grip. This dead horse needs a reboot, filled with good actors and not "impersonators". The thing with the whining "fanbase"...when they did a regular ST movie, you'd bitch that something new needed to be done and didn't show up. When something new is done, you bitch it's not the new that YOU would have done (if you were casting or directing or writing, which thankfully, you're not.) Which is why, ultimately, no one involved gives a shit what you think.
Yeah, cgi blue eyes or your life is ruined... by Executor	Oct 16th, 2007 06:59:29 PM
...exactly my point. the filmmakers will be cgi-ing me rolling my eyes right now, as soon as they get finished laughing at you.
YAY! I know who that is! by CherryValance	Oct 16th, 2007 07:00:10 PM
woot :D
I would have cast Andy Dick by Itchy	Oct 16th, 2007 07:00:36 PM
I never pictured McCoy as a badass, and Urban is definately a badass.
You guys are like magic by Bagheera	Oct 16th, 2007 07:01:57 PM
Kirk let me down, but Urban can stand up there with the manliest of them. Keep the goodness coming.
Chemistry ... by animadictio	Oct 16th, 2007 07:06:09 PM
Someone said that the secret to ST's success was the chemistry between the actors, which can't be remanufactured. I completely agree. JJ appears to be going for a different chemistry altogether. I completely trust him (big fan of MI:3) so let's see what he has planned. Maybe the new ST's can be as good as the old Star Wars movies or Batman Begins if we give them a chance to rough it up a bit with a danger-loving doctor among other things. One thing is for sure, they're not recreating our old beloved films. Get over it. Prepare for the next ride. It could be fun. (Cry babies)
Speaking as one of the "Fanbase" by TheBladehelm	Oct 16th, 2007 07:06:22 PM
I never, EVER wanted anything NEW from Star Trek. I like my Star Trek the way it is. The formula works and shouldn't be tinkered with. If they can't make any more Star Trek without making it new, then that's totally fine with me. Sometimes, things end, and then you can appreciate them for what they are. This constant need of the powers that be to constantly freshen things and make them relevant for a new generation would only be admirable if you didn't know that there were only dollar signs in their minds. If the Star Trek well is dry, fine, let it be. But don't dig new wells and call them Star Trek, that's just fucking stupid.
Big tough guy playing BONES? by The Chosen	Oct 16th, 2007 07:07:54 PM
The guy who took out two Olliphants with one single javelin throw is going to play a doctor know by the nickname BONES. Reading the upper messages, Gary Sinise seems great, but too old... Andy Dick seems too stupid... But they look more like McCoy than Urban!
mask-a-tron... by tinyskwa	Oct 16th, 2007 07:08:15 PM
...just wanted to acknowledge & applaud your Jesus Christ Superstar allusion. As far as this movie goes, I almost wish I was a trekkie, because whether it ends up good or bad, it's a major event in the world of Trek, bigger I think than another Next Gen or subsequent-series-based movie would be. It could bring in a whole new generation of fans, ones who maybe were too young for even ST:TNG; but!--a Geek Generation Gap could tear fandom apart. Seriously, it could start the shut-in apocalypse (& I say that as something of a shut-in myself.)
SUPERMAN HAS BEEN CAST FOR JLA!!!!!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:10:17 PM
This time it's perfect!!!! http://tinyurl.com/yokbst
Spock... by mentat75	Oct 16th, 2007 07:10:47 PM
Isn't Zachary Quinto (aka Sylar from Heroes) playing Spock?
You mean Gabriel GAY ... by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:13:15 PM
because he wants to cum in my mouth, and I'm a dude. I don't like that.
HEY SOYLENT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT SUPERMAN CASTING? by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:14:18 PM
check it out!
JETT - BONES LOOKED 60 WHEN HE WAS IN HIS 30s!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:15:22 PM
He's the Abe Vigoda of the 25th Century (or whatever century they're in)
I LIKE KARL URBAN BUT HE'S NOT DOCTOR MCCOY MATERIAL by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:17:25 PM
He'd be great as any of the JLAers (Flash, Batman, Green Lantern, take your pick) but he's so fucking wrong here.
Thanks for watching that Soylent by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:18:41 PM
I didn't want to waste a tinyurl ... that was good huh?
Even tho this flick will suck by Pipple	Oct 16th, 2007 07:18:45 PM
At least we'll get to see the old mini-skirt uniforms... we need some more sexy panty shots in movies these days.
Pathfinder was awesome by Lornsorrow	Oct 16th, 2007 07:20:50 PM
Though I loved Pathfinder, and think it is a very misunderstood film (its FANTASY people, not history!), and though I think Urban is pretty cool, did a fine job in DOOM, and Pitch Black 2, I'm not so sure if he is the right choice for Bones. I guess I'll have to wait and see.
all your fanbase belong to us by I87D	Oct 16th, 2007 07:21:14 PM
someone had to say it.... [long beat] fine, no one had to say it.
He's the Abe Vigoda of the 25th century... by BoggyCreekBeast	Oct 16th, 2007 07:21:30 PM
...I smell a new catchphrase! Oh wait, that's just my feet.
I FUCK J J ABRAMS IN HIS FUCKING FACE AND LAUGH AND FUCKING by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:21:54 PM
LAUGHED AND SHOVE MY COCK DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND MADE HIM CHOKE AND CHOKE AND I LAUGHED!!!! Ahh feel much better now ...
WILL THE TRIBBLES BE CGI OR PRACTICAL EFFECTS?!?! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 07:25:31 PM
I prefer the old school practical efx.
Bones is mexican? by Mazzke	Oct 16th, 2007 07:27:50 PM
I had no idea. Meh, who cares? It's a flawed concept to begin with. Going back to an earlier period when dealing with scifi diminishes the cutting-edge aspect of it and is inherently less interesting. When the audience already know what comes next, it's like having a boring, bastardized mix of sci-fi with a period piece. Didn't they learn that lesson when they made Enterprise?
Why would Kirk need to fight anybody by zooch	Oct 16th, 2007 07:29:39 PM
if McCoy could kick everyone's ass.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GABRIEL GRAY HOOPLEHEAD? by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 07:31:05 PM
AND WHO THE FUCK LET HIM IN THIS JOINT???
Well, it finally happened... by Anna Valerious	Oct 16th, 2007 07:33:42 PM
A "Star Trek" movie has just gotten on my must see list because of this... Oooh, remember him on "Xena" as Cupid? Hottest Greek God EVER.
5 minutes on googleimage and another 10 in photoshop by sean bean	Oct 16th, 2007 07:39:30 PM
Led to this: http://tinyurl.com/yom6p3
I don't get it. by TattooedBillionaire	Oct 16th, 2007 07:39:41 PM
Why Urban? What about him screams out, "Bones?" I don't like this casting.
ATTN: TheBladeHelm by human2	Oct 16th, 2007 07:41:23 PM
I bet you're about to explode. First Sulu played by a Korean. Now McCoy, a red blooded American doctor from the future, played by a New Zealander! Who's not from the future!
No way by Super Rabbi	Oct 16th, 2007 07:46:26 PM
I've liked all the casting so far, but this one just doesn't sit well. As much as I think Urban is a badass dude, I don't see him as McCoy
Underwhelmed.... by keltic1701	Oct 16th, 2007 07:53:24 PM
I'm sorry but I'm really not impressed with the casting of this movie. The story, FX, design and acting had better be top-notch or this WILL be the final nail in Star Trek's coffin.
Human2 by kelli_picklers_cooter	Oct 16th, 2007 07:57:35 PM
You ferget korea and new zealand will be part of the us of a in the future, so there all just americans. I hope they put the american flag on the innerprize.
This cast is great by Locutus_Jones	Oct 16th, 2007 08:05:00 PM
Remember, Bones main job is to give Spock and Kirk shit. Urban should be able to haze the new recruits just fine. Also, in the begining of TOS, DeForest Kelley was the only bankable star signed on, and was considered something of a ladies man. That's why the first episode ever aired was Bones-centric, totaly out of continuity.
Attn: Human2 by TheBladehelm	Oct 16th, 2007 08:05:04 PM
It's sad that my argument about casting has fallen on deaf ears, but like Cho, Urban is not only the wrong nationality for the part, but wrong for the part outright. Wrong for nationality reasons can be overlooked if the actor has some quality that makes them the absolute perfect choice for the part. Is that what you're saying about Cho, Urban, and Pegg?
Of Course... by TheBladehelm	Oct 16th, 2007 08:09:49 PM
This IS a reboot, and therefore the characters don't really have to be anything like their original counterparts, so maybe Urban is perfect for the part as written in the Abrams Trek. But if it's that different, again, I ask this question? Who are they making this movie for? Star Trek fans don't want canon fucked with and non fans normally avoid Star Trek like a plague and no amount of recasting and tinkering is going to change that.
Karl Urban is awesome... by vezner2007	Oct 16th, 2007 08:11:54 PM
but I just can't see him as Bones. WTH JJ? I'm really starting to have my doubts about this movie. Hell, even the premise of it supposedly being set in some alternate universe or whatever is just a bad idea. This whole movie is just starting to sound worse and worse. I'm a HUGE Trek fan and I still think that Trek just needs a break. TOO SOON!!!
Even Adam Baldwin would have been better... by Drath	Oct 16th, 2007 08:27:22 PM
What the HELL?!?! Karl Urban? As this crust skinny southern doctor? What the hell next, Meryl Streep as Nurse Chapel? That's about as wacked at this can get. Oh wait, she's blonde, that could make too much sense. This doesn't fit at all. I'm curious, but damn, this is just not Star Trek. I'll have to wait to see if it is also not good--but it's looking highly unlikely.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by dr.bulber	Oct 16th, 2007 08:28:31 PM
oh fail, thou failest of the fail... the failiest fail of all failest fails.
Gabriel fuckin' Gray by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 08:35:31 PM
I'm lookin' to hire some new whores over at my place, The Gem. Typical cunt work, sucking cock and the like. Now, you seem rather fond of the male fuckin' member and I've got a mind to think that you know what to do with a good stiff prick. Be it in your mouth or your fuckin' hand. So, what do you say, Gabriel? Ya interested? All you've got to do is keep you underarms clean and your cunt braided.
Casting for an international audience by not_feeling_the_love	Oct 16th, 2007 08:35:38 PM
wow - there's a concept. Actually casting people with a broader appeal who can act, giving it a classic trek story, and a budget as well. It ain't dead, Jim.
Odd choices by jsm1978	Oct 16th, 2007 08:42:18 PM
When I told my dad (a HUGE Trek fan) they had cast Pegg as Scotty he started laughing, then said a long, drawn out, "Okay". Will be interesting to see if this works out or blows up in their faces. Bladehelm - you said the characters don't have to line up because its' a reboot... how can you say that when Nimoy is back as old Spock? Unless it's some alternate reality/universe, it's obvious they were inteded to be the same characters. Executor - that's because the last movie sucked. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Absolutely terrible. I tried justifying buying the dvd when I saw it in the $5.50 bin at Walmart and just couldn't bring myself to do it. Bad plot, makeup, acting, writing...
Dammit Jim, I'm a Beefcake, not a doctor! by captain_kirk	Oct 16th, 2007 08:44:38 PM
Oh, J. J. sigh...
Gary Sinese would be perfect, but is 52 by mraig	Oct 16th, 2007 08:45:10 PM
So I think that's just plain out. But isn't Bones, even a young Bones, supposed to be a crotchety old southern grouch? I don't know if I see it from this guy. But remember at the beginning of the first Star Trek movie, when they made him quit being a hippie living in a commune and come back to work, and he had that big bushy beard and (this is purely from memory here) an open-chested shirt with a giant gold medallion hanging over his chest-hair? That was funny.
This movie by Series7	Oct 16th, 2007 08:48:36 PM
WAS SOO CLOSE TO BEING A NASTY LITTLE CLUMP OF HARRY'S JIZ OF EXCITEMENT until Urban. I like him, but he is box office and movie kryptonite. After the promise of Doom and that viking movie i saw but can't even remember the name of... was it called blurry blueish grey blob movie or something like that. I don't think Keith Urban has the wit that the Dr. needs. Personally I'd rather see Nick Frost as Scotty and Simon Pegg as the Dr. FUCK YEAH you know that movie would be the tits. (OHH wait America does not what to make Nick Frost famous, probably because America doesn't like naturally shaped people?)
JJ is Screwing with you by InActionMan	Oct 16th, 2007 08:49:19 PM
Try it this way: Peg = Bones, Urban = Scotty. Makes more sense dose it not? The rumor Mill got it backwards.
whoa didn't see that coming! by kafka07	Oct 16th, 2007 08:51:49 PM
A surprise, but not a bad one. I think it could work, although I could see Urban better as a klingon. And I do hope they fashion the character after DeForest Kelley's, at least somewhat. I like the Gary Sinese suggestion but yeah he's too old, and gave up acting to go work on that shitty CSI show.
No, jsm1978 by TheBladehelm	Oct 16th, 2007 08:55:29 PM
I was saying that the only way these casting choices would make sense is if they were scrubbing the entire thing and starting from scratch with only a title and characters in place. But Zachary Quinto is so spot on a choice to play a young Nimoy (and the fact that Nimoy himself is in it) that the rest of the casting choices seem to be coming from a totally different movie. You agree with me without realizing it, but perhaps I wasn't being clear!
Ah by jsm1978	Oct 16th, 2007 08:59:54 PM
Gotcha
Can I post the Digital Phone Book too? by jimbojones123	Oct 16th, 2007 09:05:45 PM
At LEAST make it funny if you're going to bomb the site. This is kinda lame.
You People Are All FREAKS! by sirbroiler	Oct 16th, 2007 09:10:17 PM
Give this a chance, folks! You all sound like whiny bitches! Why don't you put some of that energy into solving the world's problems - or trying to get a datew with a real woman. No new take on Trek would satisfy any die-hard Trek nerd - you would all find a flaw no matter who was cast, who was directing, etc. I for one am ready for someone to get Trek back on track - and J.J. is as good as anyone - and this cast will surely respect the past but bring energy and life back into this DEAD franchise. WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.. Where's Shatner!? Where's Gary Sinise? Where's Giovanni Ribisi? Get a life peeps.
These choices are getting weirder and stupider by Luna Moth	Oct 16th, 2007 09:11:53 PM
I would rather they have gone with complete unknowns than this grab-bag.
Klingon would make more sense for sure by jimbojones123	Oct 16th, 2007 09:13:26 PM
That's why I don't get paid the big bucks I guess!
The time has come!! Gabriel Gray is back... by Seph_J	Oct 16th, 2007 09:15:05 PM
I have quietly been biding my time, silently watching, waiting for the day when that cock-blower would return. It seems that day has come. Fuck off and die 'big fat cock' or should I call you 'Gabriel Gray'. Fuck off and die.
I've never heard so many whiny fan boys in all my life! by Agent Blue	Oct 16th, 2007 09:17:22 PM
But I understand. Star Trek = Bible, yet Bible = Thing that-props-up-the-leg-onhich-i s-too-short-on-my-coffee-table -making-the-top-slightly-crook ed-causing-my-drink-to-constan tly-tip-over. Strange.
You get all that? by Agent Blue	Oct 16th, 2007 09:19:05 PM
Good. But I'll be pissed if I see some young punk trying to sell me shit from Priceline.com
GARY SINISE? by jbs0209	Oct 16th, 2007 09:21:08 PM
Look I like the Gary Sinise idea with one big problem He isn't a younger version of anyone! Oh, he would be a dead ringer for McCoy if they did a TOS-Era Star Trek but this is 90210 Trek and he is a good 20-30 years too old. But a dead F'ing ringer for TOS aged McCoy. Shame there are no projects for that to occur in Maybe get rid of the dying Nimoy flahback intro and do a mid-aged McCoy/Sinise flashback instead?
So what if half the actors are gay? Doen't mean they can't act. by msspurlock	Oct 16th, 2007 09:23:22 PM
Has nothing to do with it. The only thing that irks me about this project is whole MUPPET BABIES taint it has.
Saying That It's a Completely "Reinvented" Trek Is Fine, Except by CHEWBLACCA	Oct 16th, 2007 09:25:00 PM
...the FACT that Nimoy (and maybe Shatner) is in it. This sort of negates the whole "who cares what they look like" approach. These characters NEED to at least have a passing resemblance to the original actors. I now reopen the floor to the clusterfuck circlejerk.
Oh Good. It was deleted. Can the "spunk" spam.be next please? by msspurlock	Oct 16th, 2007 09:28:12 PM
BTW, I like mansep's idea a lot. "would be cool to see a composite image... by mansep Oct 16th, 2007 05:20:20 PM of all the Enterprise crew cast, to see how they look as an ensemble." They should definitely do this ASAP.
will someone by Bloo	Oct 16th, 2007 09:28:22 PM
ban this asshole
Forget Everything You Think You Know About Star Trek by Ye Not Guilty	Oct 16th, 2007 09:29:54 PM
It appears JJ is shooting for an alt. universe reboot of the whole franchise. The film will probably begin in the canon Trek universe (which would explain Nimoy's casting), then some time/space anomaly will wipe out the canon 'verse and reboot the whole enchilada. Throw out the OS tech and designs. New ship designs, new weapons, all that stuff. This Enterprise's crew's future has yet to be written. It will either be a train wreck or it will be . . . fascinating.
"What business does a Vulcan, a Man, and a Tribble have in the R by Han Ol' Buddy	Oct 16th, 2007 09:40:09 PM
That is all..
Star Trek Babies, we make our dreams come true... by Forestal	Oct 16th, 2007 09:42:58 PM
Star Trek Babies, we'll do the same for you...daddadadddaa
They're in a race with JLA for worst youth casting ever by Immortal_Fish	Oct 16th, 2007 10:11:11 PM
What? Are you expecting to read more here in the body of this TB? Really? Given the substance and what is known? I mean... how much more must be written to convince any sane, logical person of what's going on? Quinto was inspired. Pegg was inspired. Anything and everything else...? Well?
Immortal_Fish by jimbojones123	Oct 16th, 2007 10:14:36 PM
Where is Sean William Scott, and the guy from Til Death and Jason Biggs. Hell, why not get Stiffler's Mom in the damn thing as well???
Star Trek is dead by proper	Oct 16th, 2007 10:20:02 PM
They killed it themselves.So who cares if they balls it up some more.I watched every TV Star Trek ep,what a waste of time for the most part(for me,stupid hours wasted),they drove that franchise into the ground and to me the originals are still the best.Still,I'm looking forward to watching this film for free with an open mind just to see what they do with it and to read the talkbacks when the time comes.We haven't even seen the Enterprise yet,thats the TB I'm looking forward to.
Cheech Marin as Balok. by kabong	Oct 16th, 2007 10:21:42 PM
The idea of casting Gary Sinise as McCoy was brilliant. So, of course, that could never happen. Karl Urban? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ: die die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let there be no fuckin' mistake. by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 10:25:05 PM
TALKBACK DEATH is also BIG FAT COCKS SHOOTING SPUNK ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FACES. As if that weren't fuckin' obvious. You'd have to be blind as a fuckin' bat.
Harry Mudd rumor? by warp11	Oct 16th, 2007 10:26:20 PM
Anyone else hear that Harry Mudd is going to be in this movie?
If there was One questionable bit of casting, this is it by George Newman	Oct 16th, 2007 10:28:04 PM
Everything thing else has been at worst, interesting. This is bad. McCoy is NOT an Action hero. Why cast a B-list Action guy in a role that Should involve ZERO action?
Was Van Damme booked up? by JonQuixote	Oct 16th, 2007 10:28:23 PM
Most of the casting has been mediocre to cool. This is weak. Bones is the role that they should have been having the most fun with. This is not a fun choice.
TALKBACK DEATH. by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 10:33:44 PM
Do you think those of us here in the camp are fuckin' stupid?
I picture Bones... by Bobo_Vision	Oct 16th, 2007 10:34:29 PM
...as being thin and lanky, being lighthearted, and a bit of a drinker. So if whatshisname goes on a diet of fish and melon, and stops working out, and plays the role right, it could work. But if he's a buff ladies man, this movie will have a Paul Verhoeven Starship Troopers vibe.
COMPUTER...SET AUTO DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. by uss cygnus	Oct 16th, 2007 10:34:50 PM
Really? PLEASE.
And TALKBACK DEATH. by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 10:36:48 PM
I noticed you turned into a woman. You got yourself a fuckin' period - (.)
KARL URBAN FOR JLA GREEN LANTERN ... SEND HIM TO WB STUDIOS ASAP by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 10:38:39 PM
He doesn't belong in this movie. This is Superman in the JLA movie ... http://tinyurl.com/yokbst
AL SWEARENGEN - YOU ARE RIGHT, TALKBACK DEATH = GABRIEL GRAY by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 10:40:20 PM
BECAUSE WHEN I WANKED AND WANKED IN HIS FACE AND BLEW MY SPLOOGE UP HIS NOSTRIL HE WAS LOVING EVERY DROP AND I LAUGHED AND FUCKING LAUGHED!!!!!!111
DAMMIT, JIM! I'M GOOD LOOKING! by aboriginal	Oct 16th, 2007 10:40:52 PM
If it was ten years ago Gary Sinese would'a been da man, but this guy might upstage Pine's Kirk. Star Trek 90210.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Marshall of the Riddermark! by Southpaw Samurai	Oct 16th, 2007 10:41:47 PM
Karl Urban isn't the worst choice. He does have a bit of the look and a Dr.McCoy who's interested in a little danger isn't absurd. Bones in the show was shown time to time to be little reckless and wasn't above doing something dangerous. Experience and his profession made him a little cautious and cantankerous about crazy ideas, but there's no reason to believe he wasn't a bit wilder in his younger days. I'm not entirely sure Urban can pull of that Southern American charm, though. - As for the person who wondered why a Kiwi was chosen to play someone named 'McCoy', they're about as evenly removed from the Irish lineage as an American is... as mentioned above the bigger problem will be playing a Southeastern American than anything the name might imply. - At thing point, the casting has bothered me as much as the fact that we're casting just about every character. Wasn't this supposed to be an early, if not first Kirk/Spock adventure? I can see Bones and maybe Scotty... the four of them seemed to be of about the same age/experience group, but to have Uhura, Sulu, and Chekov (what, is he going to be some high school student they bump into?) almost seems like fan service. Why don't we throw in Harry Mudd, a Saavik toddler, and any other character that might help this gain one or two more viewers. I always thought it was the Enterprise that bound the bridge crew into something of an extended family... in my opinion, it would detract if all the main TOS bridge members first work together in some other form.
ONE TREK HILL by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 10:42:27 PM
hee! ;-P
Bringingfuckin'SexyBack by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 10:44:57 PM
Is that fuckin' right? Well, then maybe you saw my earlier post about my lookin' to hire some new whores for my place. You gals sound like you partake in specialty acts.
TALKBACK fuckin' DEATH. by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 10:49:48 PM
I'd say that you were trying throw some poor unsuspecting cocksucker off your fuckin' trail. That's what I fuckin' think. And I see a lot from my present vantage and no mistake. Besides, you sound like that Jack McCall hooplehead who ran his mouth too much after blowin' a fuckin' hole in Hickock's eye. Said he'd make a mark. Well, stick around. I'll make mine for you.
THEN ALLOW ME TO RESTOCK MY SPLOOGE SACK by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 10:50:30 PM
SO I CAN WANK AND WANK UNTIL DAWN THEN SHOOT MY SPUNK IN CONCERT WITH THE BEAUTFIFUL SUNRISE IN A GLORIOUS MOMENT OF BREATHTAKING BEAUTY THAT WILL MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH AND CRY AND LAUGH AND CRY AND FUCKING LAUGH!!!!111
SHUT YOUR CORNHOLE TALKBACK DEATH by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 10:54:16 PM
You loved my post, it humbled you with its gorgeous visual imagery that you can't possibly aspire to match.
RICKY MARTIN AS YOUNG KHAN by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 10:58:18 PM
I love his golden hairless chest!!!
An Open Letter to JJ Abrams by davincih	Oct 16th, 2007 11:00:16 PM
Enough is enough. This says it all: http://www.cinemablend.com/new /An-Open-Letter-To-Star-Trek-D irector-JJ-Abrams-6632.html
MY OPEN LETTER TO J.J. ABRAMS ... by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:04:09 PM
STICK WITH TV!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
I WANK ON THE RAINBOW AND ADDED A COLOR TO THE SPECTRUM!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:09:06 PM
SCIENTISTS ARE AMAZED AND DELIGHTED AND THEY BEGAN TO ... YOU GUESSED IT.. LAUGH!!!!
HEY HERC, TELL US MORE ABOUT SHATNER AS OLDER KIRK by DARTH VOODOO	Oct 16th, 2007 11:09:38 PM
In the last Trek story about Chris Pine you mentioned that you had some info about Shatner being in the movie as older Kirk. Do you know any details? Don't leave us hanging. Shatner + Nimoy together again could make this into the must see (along w/Indy IV) film of 2008.
Casting is now complete - by Laserbrain	Oct 16th, 2007 11:11:49 PM
- LY FUCKED!
KEEP SHATNER OUT OF MOVIE OR I WILL USE TRAVELOCITY INSTEAD!!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:12:07 PM
I swear to the Gods I will!!!!!
HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN AS BONES MCCOY by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:14:42 PM
because a Star Wars / Star Trek crossover will have fanboys lining up for days to get into this movie.
NATALIE PORTMAN = JANICE RAND by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:16:47 PM
and make that skirt extra short pleeze!
TALKBACK DEATH ... HMMMMMMM .... by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:18:21 PM
"ignorant talentless sluty" = thing said by Gabriel Gray a lot. Ergo you are Gabriel Gray. KA-CHING!!
Karl Urban is cool by Teddy Artery	Oct 16th, 2007 11:22:31 PM
But as "Bones"? Huh? That makes no sense. He needs to be the weaker, nerdier member of the crew.
Gabriel Gray is no fuckin' legend. by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 11:26:15 PM
But he is a fuckin' cocksucker. HUZZAH!
JAMES MCAVOY ...not this stupid Urban. by Der-Rabe	Oct 16th, 2007 11:26:49 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm056 4215/
all i wanna know is... by kname2	Oct 16th, 2007 11:28:35 PM
where will they squeeze Scott Bakula in? you just know as bad as this is shaping up, they'll have 'ol Scott passing the torch to the young Kirk on the deck of the Enterprise...i can hear the cheesy dialogue now..."she's a good ship Jim, she'll take care of you if you let her..." damn I need JJ's job...what a fucking hack
Karl Urban is the new Christopher Lambert by Luke_Cage	Oct 16th, 2007 11:45:52 PM
you know it. Word
Ha! Called it. by Yeti	Oct 16th, 2007 11:46:40 PM
Yay me.
TALKBACK DEATH by BringingSexyBack	Oct 16th, 2007 11:50:38 PM
It was a fairly pedestrian effort. You have a long way to go, grasshopper.
Jesus Fuckin' Christ! by Al Swearengen	Oct 16th, 2007 11:54:08 PM
Like we need your fuckin' verification on the Gabriel Gray / TALKBACK DEATH / BIG FAT COCK... matter, huh? Now your posts are starting to reek of cat piss.
Gabriel Fucking Gray wishes to become a legend on this site... by Seph_J	Oct 17th, 2007 12:20:46 AM
... like MCMLXXVI was (in his own fucking annoying way), however MCMLXXVI had a style that was neither insulting or obnoxious...... Gabriel Gray however is obnoxious, and were he not such a total fuckbrain, could be classed as insulting. However, something does seem suspicious. Why does nobody ban the cunt? Surely the guy repesents everything good and right about the concept of banning. Remember when he used to threaten eveyone who spoke against him? He told me once that he would change his name to something similar to mine, say some really bad things, and get ME banned. Or he pretended that he himself had the power to ban, and would indeed ban anyone who insulted him. What a cock.
Remember, most of our (collective age group’s) recollections of… by stereochad	Oct 17th, 2007 12:20:57 AM
…the actors involved in the original Trek series were neither unknown entities (at their time of casting) nor were they real well known either. But I bet at first not a few viewers had problems identifying with these actors as Starfleet officers when they first showed up on Paramount’s short lived little space adventure way back when. It’s only years later that we now think that these are the only actors who could have ever filled the shoes of JTK, Spock, Bones, and the rest. And this is the problem with casting these roles today. Young unknown actors will always bring cries of “girlyboys with no gravitas”, and beloved actors that we identify with in other great roles will never get past our collective suspension of disbelief valves for us to really accept them either. So, going with the known/unknown (50/50) casting direction is still the way to go I think. And while my 2 cents is obviously way too late and all, I would still like to give it anyways. I (like everyone else) has a few opinions on actors that I think could really lock into the roles of our favorite space pioneers. I am tired, and so I will only throw out my two favorites for tonight (along with a couple of reasons why). Please my fellow talkbackers, Google up some images of these two and see if you can find it in your hearts not to slag me (too badly) for my suggestions: Jason Segel from “Superbad” & “How I Met Your Mother’ as Captain James Tiberius Kirk. Follow along now: 1). A man (not a boy) – Check! 2). Comically gifted (read: hammy) – Check! 3). Sometimes looks large and virile, sometimes looks doughy – Check! 4). Likeable 5). Good (oily) hair that show signs of possible recession and skin that sweats just like Kirk’s used to when he would have to lift foam boulders or smash faces with some alien babe – Check & check again! And Colin Hanks (Tom’s son) from “Orange County” and a bunch of other small character roles as as Leonard “Bones” McCoy: Let’s see now: 1). A 29 year old man (again, not a boy) – Check! 2) Thin and wiry (Bones duh) - Check! 3) A droll but charming character – Check! 4) A ton of other immutable traits that approximate the characteristics of the Deforest Kelly type figure. And just because I think he would be perfect for the role, Billy Zane as (is) Spock. 1-5) The eyebrows! These guys would age well into the roles too I think. Well whaddya think? Flame on!
Ban him by Seph_J	Oct 17th, 2007 12:26:44 AM
Ban him
I'm wondering what a person has to do to get banned round here. by Seph_J	Oct 17th, 2007 12:32:03 AM
Can anyone shed any light on this?
hacker can't even spell swearengen by kafka07	Oct 17th, 2007 12:33:19 AM
multiple posts?? more like infinite. Try less posting and more watching of Deadwood.
I have been honored. by Seph_J	Oct 17th, 2007 12:37:09 AM
Tell me cock, do you remember me?
Like I said. Fuckin' catpiss. by Al Swearengen	Oct 17th, 2007 12:38:15 AM
Dan...watch the fuckin' door. Johnny...fetch my blade.
Do you? Do you remember me? by Seph_J	Oct 17th, 2007 12:41:09 AM
This thing ain't over.
I've said it before, AICN needs to appoint a few more mods. by Shermdawg	Oct 17th, 2007 12:41:13 AM
I'm tired of seeing shit like this breakout in talkbacks. Grow the fuck up guys.
Did someone leave the padlock off the gate to the idiot enclosur by palimpsest	Oct 17th, 2007 12:48:12 AM
Just wondering...
Prolly should get a mod in here. by fractureJonze	Oct 17th, 2007 01:00:41 AM
Urban could work. I can see it.
TD by fractureJonze	Oct 17th, 2007 01:03:09 AM
Get a life.
by fractureJonze	Oct 17th, 2007 01:04:46 AM

MERRICK by fractureJonze	Oct 17th, 2007 01:09:02 AM
Shits outta hand, dog. Not that you want shitty hands in the first place, but I digress...
fuck by arsonlarsen	Oct 17th, 2007 01:11:58 AM
Wheres someone cool? lt. dan!
So he can't be versatile enough to play Bones? by hamo455	Oct 17th, 2007 01:14:00 AM
Just cos the only roles he's had have been muscles, doesn't mean he's not versatile enough for this role.
yawn by honestune	Oct 17th, 2007 01:19:37 AM
wow, you're super cool.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO by polyh3dron	Oct 17th, 2007 01:24:08 AM
BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO
And with this... by polyh3dron	Oct 17th, 2007 01:28:51 AM
The Star Trek reboot has OFFICIALLY gone down the pooper. The casting up to this point was fine. Picture Urban saying lines like "Well it's life, Jim, but not a we know it" etc etc etc. Urban is going to have to pull off some Brando/Norton/Bale level acting to capture this role compared to what he's done in the past, and I don't see him doing it. He's one of those actors who plays one type of character and that character is so far from Bones it's not funny.
I take it by polyh3dron	Oct 17th, 2007 01:30:28 AM
Talkback Death is really Karl Urban.
I thought it was the CSI New York Dude?! by codymr	Oct 17th, 2007 01:33:55 AM
I had heard that it was going to be Gary Sinise?! He's a little older then the rest of the cast and a bit grumpy like MaCoy. He also looks remarkably like a younger DeForest Kelley.
TALKBACK DEATH by codymr	Oct 17th, 2007 01:38:12 AM
It never ceases to amaze me the number of assholes that are online. It is sad how pointless TALKBACK DEATH's life is.
TALKBACK DEATH is my hero. by Little Dick Wick	Oct 17th, 2007 01:51:39 AM
I want to be just like him when I grow up.
1868 total posts by Allfather Starr	Oct 17th, 2007 02:06:39 AM
Only 17 of which are actually about this article.
"And for the love of God, what do you call yourselves?" by stereochad	Oct 17th, 2007 02:17:52 AM
"The Aristocrats" How (un)original is this sad little person? I for one, am underwhelmed.
TALKBACK DEATH hates his own identity, you see: by stereochad	Oct 17th, 2007 02:22:06 AM
TBD: “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.” Some randomly chosen Octogenarian (kidnapped from TBD’s local neighborhood nursing home): “Mister, my family'll pay cash. Whatever ransom you're asking for, they'll pay it.” “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”. Yes, it will, Precious. It will get the hose.” “OK, OK. Mister, if you let me go, I won't press charges, I promise.” “Now it places the lotion in the basket.” “Please! Please! I wanna go home, please!” “It places the lotion in the basket.” “I wanna see my mommy! Please! I wanna see my...I wanna see my mommy.” “Put the fucking lotion in the basket!” (END OF SCENE.)
And before you waste any more code on the likes of me you twat.. by stereochad	Oct 17th, 2007 02:25:00 AM
I am out of here and done with this Talkback. Goodnight all.
That post never gets old... by Alonzo Mosely	Oct 17th, 2007 02:28:33 AM
I read it with fresh faced wonder all 1800 times...
by ironic_name	Oct 17th, 2007 02:34:02 AM

Talkback death is a real hacker by Der-Rabe	Oct 17th, 2007 02:41:28 AM
...haha, what a tool
by ironic_name	Oct 17th, 2007 02:50:33 AM

Wow. Ragaholic Trek Fans Set Off by Casting Choices by Yeti	Oct 17th, 2007 03:03:22 AM
Are the new Disgruntled Postal Workers.
Wakey wakey AICN! Send in the cleaners here by BenBraddock	Oct 17th, 2007 03:07:08 AM
Can't u block this ass?
Who is the twat? by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 17th, 2007 03:27:25 AM
Talkback Death/Sucks Cocks or whatever his name is? He better shut the fuck up quick.
Good for you JJ! Show these bitches how it's done! by Maniaq	Oct 17th, 2007 03:36:55 AM
It's been said before. Lemme say it again. "The fanbase" KILLED Star Trek. Dead. Way before the exponential drop in quality of the movies, and before anyone even had the (not) brilliant idea of doing a series based around the period after the second most successful Trek movie (I believe number 4 takes the biscuit). Now before anyone starts frothing at the mouth, number 2 was possibly the best of the movies, but the whale movie touched a much larger audience and the Borg one (9?) only came close... Those who are honest about it will admit the franchise ate it's own tail. Ron Moore sites this as the biggest reason he got out and takes great pains to not get bogged down by the geek details in BSG. Doesn't matter if the Simpsons did it. I for one welcome our new- err.. I mean I applaud the idea of a reboot and you can cast anyone you goddamm like because the fanbase are a guaranteed audience and forget them - they can bitch all they like on sites like this one. JUST MAKE IT A GOOD MOVIE! AND DAMN YOU BERMANN AND BRAGA!!!
Wow, that came from Leftfield, ballsy choice that's at odds with by KillaKane	Oct 17th, 2007 03:42:54 AM
Urban's established screen persona as a Hero/Badass villain. Great cast assembled so far, starting to get excited about this.
Maniaq by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 17th, 2007 03:48:29 AM
The fanbase didn't kill Trek. Berman and Braga did. Trek for me died about the 5th season of TNG, everything that came after that was an unimaginative rehash. As for the movies VI was great, Generations was awful, First Contact was fun, Insurrection was lame (TV idea blown up to the big screen) and Nemesis was too little too late. The problem with nearly all of the new franchises these days is they hire fans to make them, fans who, ironically, never seem to understand what makes these shows tick. Nicholas Meyer had never seen Trek in his life before he took it on. Hire professionals, not fans.
Bizarre choice by photoboy	Oct 17th, 2007 03:48:33 AM
Most of the casting has been very good, but I don't really see Urban as McCoy. Still, Urban is always very good in everything he's in so I'll definitely wait and see how he plays it.
Talkback Death by damned-dirty-ape	Oct 17th, 2007 04:19:41 AM
You really need to get a woman or a man to fill your time. You are one sad, pathetic little person. I don't get why you would spend so much time and effort into being a total wanker.
Photoshop by tomo77	Oct 17th, 2007 04:29:53 AM
there was mention of photoshop master - I'm not http://img85.imageshack.us/img 85/8997/newtrekdl1.jpg
Sean Bean as a Redshirt! Brilliant! by Trader Groucho 2	Oct 17th, 2007 04:35:37 AM
Who better to stretch a death scene to ten minutes than Boromir???
kwisatzhaderach - VI was great??? by Trader Groucho 2	Oct 17th, 2007 04:40:08 AM
Six was okay. They made Chekhov look like a moron. Everyone else gets to ruminate about aging, while they give him shit that would have made him look stupid even if he was a 22-year-old fresh off the frakking Steppes ensign. Inexcusable. Only thing that rescued that movie was Spock line, "On Vulcan we have a saying. Only Nixon could go to China."
WTF? It's getting wet in here... better call by Mace Tofu	Oct 17th, 2007 05:55:08 AM
the old @ man... just kidding. here we go again. Call in the cleaners.
Urban may have good "bone structure"...but he ain't no BONES! by Cinemajerk	Oct 17th, 2007 06:05:31 AM
Sorry. I just don't see it. And I'm not even a "trekkie" as it were. I'm more of a Star Wars guy. But if I was casting Star Trek, I'd pick someone more "Bones-ish"...like Robert Forster. I dunno. I think turning Bones into a "hunk" will be too jarring for fans.
casting has been awful so far imo... by datachasm	Oct 17th, 2007 06:33:59 AM
no disrespect to these guys... but i find myself less and less interested in this movie. its looking more and more like the same old from the Trek license... meh~!
Last good Trek movie was First Contact. by rbatty024	Oct 17th, 2007 06:48:57 AM
Last good series was DS9. They have a lot of work ahead of them. I say do whatever you can to make it relevant again. If it ends up sucking then we've lost nothing because Trek isn't exactly a hot property right now. In the immortal words of Ezra Pound, "Make it new!"
Well they both have moles on their forehead by ATARI	Oct 17th, 2007 07:07:54 AM
so why not? I'll give him a chance. Maybe in JJs reimaging, Bones gets the girls, and Kirk gets the guys.
Everybody chill about the casting! by Kefrif	Oct 17th, 2007 07:21:38 AM
Gotta chime in here. Does everyone here remember the furore that surrounded the casting of Daniel Craig as James Bond a couple of years ago? And yet he worked out extremely well despite the highly publicised minority of complainants sticking the boot in. I'm reading some talkbacks surrounding these casting decisions and getting the same feeling as I did back then - people are overreacting. JJ Abrams is not a fool. He did a far better than expected job on MI:3, and LOST is the hit show of the last couple of years. He knows his stuff, so I think you should trust him. For sure this will be different from what we have seen in the Star Trek Universe before, but you gotta have faith - and if he fails, then you've got all the other Star Trek to watch (and we ain't short of them!). And if you feel like you can't trust him, then remember what Shatner said on SNL - "It's just a TV Show". Peace, Kefrif
This piece of casting definetly got my interested! by MRJONZ72	Oct 17th, 2007 07:44:43 AM
but you cant really call him Bones no more, unless he has the nickname for some other reason.
As musch as I love Lost by jtp8000	Oct 17th, 2007 08:03:43 AM
JJ may be doing more damage with this casting than B/B ever did
talkback douche by spidercoz	Oct 17th, 2007 08:11:37 AM
So for two hours this idiot had nothing better to do than post the same stupid bullshit 1700 times. Would someone please find and kill this fuck immediately? Seriously, do the world a favor.
Since Nimoy is in this you need to wonder by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 17th, 2007 08:37:02 AM
where do they pick up? Has there been a Romulan unification since Spock was in the underground? Think about it: the Federation and Romulans and the Klingons no less to beat the Dominion, the whole Romulan senate was wiped out, and Picard and crew saved the Federation and Romulan empire from the Remans. Just a thought. As far as Urban, I'll reserve judgment. Muscles aside I loved his cool (as in cold, not stylish) demeanor in Riddick. Perhaps on the day of the Romulans joining the Federation and Spock being asked about this great accomplishment he will reflect on where it all begin. Not a bad idea. Cameo for Picard at Spock's deathbed would be nice. Having read very few of the books, even though they are non-canon, you gotta wonder. Did Abrams read Enterprise: The First Adventure? I believe that was the title of the novel about Kirk's first shakedown cruise as captain. Or, will he go back farther than that. If he's going to the beginning he must understand that Spock and Kirk weren't close in the slightest. Gary Mitchell (I think that was the last name) was his best friend. Granted, he was killed in the first episode of TOS (not the pilot), but references abound in the books and other works about their relationship.
Bones wasn't Irish... by Kid Z	Oct 17th, 2007 08:42:24 AM
... He was an (American) Southerner (from Alabama, I think). Sure most white people in the South have Irish-Scots in their ethnic background, but calling them Irish is like calling someone from London 35th generation Roman (even though Mike Skinner did just that in some song I forget). When I heard this news, I thought they were talking about that country singer who's married to Nicole Kidman... who', oddly enough, is also a Kiwi named "Urban". Another ting... you Ireland wouldn't need to actually bomb New Zealand... just send a boatload of shalayleigh (sorry, Celtic is a bitch to spell)-swingin' lads to bust some Kiwi heads! (Though they would have trouble with those Maoris... those guys are hardcore! It'd be some, fight, though.) And Harry... delete the multiple all-caps postings of the internet version of a raving, homeless lunatic in the middle of a city street... please!
back on topic... by spidercoz	Oct 17th, 2007 08:42:27 AM
Eomer? Really? Hmmm... well... perhaps... if he... maybe... unless... but... no... no... no. Sorry, can't see it. I knew Bones would be the toughest one to cast. Can this Kiwi do a decent Georgia accent?
Sorry about the crappy grammar... by Kid Z	Oct 17th, 2007 08:44:31 AM
... bad fingers today!
So... by Rufferto	Oct 17th, 2007 08:46:31 AM
Not only is this talk back impossibly out of date but it apparently isn't moderated either?
Not sure what to think by tylermo	Oct 17th, 2007 09:00:22 AM
I've only seen Urban in LOTR, so I don't have much to go on. I know what happens when most BRITISH actors in Doc Who try to do American accents. Uugghh. Then again, there's the brilliant Hugh Laurie. Oh well. I hope they don't blow this. Bones was a great character, and De Kelley always brought that much needed common man approach to his role. Although, he sucked in Spock's Brain. Then again, everybody did. hehe Should have take 3-5 years off, and launched some new show, with a new cast. Time will tell, I suppose.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and scream by DeeboShanks	Oct 17th, 2007 09:00:34 AM
NON CANON! NON CANON! NON CANON! I mean, let's get serious here, boys and ghouls, this is NOT Star Trek. This is HUNK Trek, and while I most certainly enjoy the idea of Zachary Quinto as Spock, I simply cannot handle the idea of this meat head as my favorite character of The Original (and SACRED) Series, Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy. Jesus CHRIST! Danger-loving? Bones didn't sign on to the Enterprise to get his atoms scattered! REMEMBER!? He doesn't love danger! HE HATES IT! He's not the reckless adventure-seeking swagger sap Kirk is! He's smart, charming, clever, and sharp. Cantankerous, curmudgeonly, curious... not danger-loving. BULLSHIT. First we have to deal with Checkov being in the movie (a bullshit move if I ever saw one), now we have to deal with the fucking retard with the mullet in The Chronicles of Riddick pretending to be DOCTOR BONES McCOY!? This whole idea smells like ferengi dick cheese!!! They shouldn't be fucking with the history of Star Trek, anyway. They shouldn't be touching these characters! And if Leonard Nimoy thinks this is a good idea, then I GUESS HE REALLY HAS GONE WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE! AND NO! I DON'T DOUBT THAT HE'S RECEIVING A NUMBER OF DISTRESS SIGNALS--they're coming from the FANS!
The New Cast by ThomasServo	Oct 17th, 2007 09:26:52 AM
Here's my new cast, using a Photoshop-brand Photo Manipulation(TM). I used some chick from Smallville as a Nurse Chapel stand in. Is she even going to be in this? http://tinyurl.com/28xo3c
AICN should post and give out Talkback Deaths info by ZO	Oct 17th, 2007 09:28:53 AM
because he deserves it his email, ip address etc
Also... by ThomasServo	Oct 17th, 2007 09:31:08 AM
I'm a Star Trek nerd, and I've liked every casting choice except this one. However, I trust my man JJ. He's not an idiot. I mean, it would have been really easy for him to just go out and find some skinny southern comedian to play Bones. Urban must have shown JJ something really good in his reading. I figure, the dude's a crap dramatic actor...maybe he was always meant for dry comedy? And he DOES have the McCoy, slightly googly, eyes...
new COMPOSITE IMAGE by skynetbauxi	Oct 17th, 2007 09:40:00 AM
I actually sent this to Harry and Merrick yesterday, even before Urban was confirmed, but here you go (remove the spaces in the URL): http://www.avi-film.com/crew.j pg
jumped the shark by sokitome	Oct 17th, 2007 09:44:44 AM
This movie has officially lost me. I am a big star trek fan and this movie is going nowhere fast. ANYONE who thinks this casting is good is a fucking plant. Urban would have been good for Kirk but Bones? Are you fucking kidding me! Is this a FUCKING joke? and by the way First Contact was not that good. It was a pale imitation of what a movie with the BORG should have been. Star Trek is now officially dead.
ThomasSErvo by sokitome	Oct 17th, 2007 09:49:07 AM
are u sure JJ is not an idiot? don't get me wrong I think he comes up with Brilliant ideas but the ending of MI3 was so laugh out bad I couldn't believe it was JJ.
An agent probably forced this. by Omegaman	Oct 17th, 2007 09:53:24 AM
Urban was part of a package deal (with who else I dont know). Thats what alot of these casting decisions are about.
sokitome... by ThomasServo	Oct 17th, 2007 10:01:52 AM
I don't think he is, but there's still time for him to prove me wrong. I just think all these other casting choices have been so cool...WHY would he screw this one up so completely? We don't even know the storyline. And who knows? Maybe he's like best friends with the dude playing Kirk-- instant chemistry! Okay, I doubt it...but you know what I'm saying? We have no facts or context for his being cast.
i'll still see this by LegoKenobi	Oct 17th, 2007 10:06:04 AM
karl urban was great in LOTR. i'd be interested to see how he and pegg put their own spin on the characters. in other news, HARRY WILL YOU PLEASE CHANGE THE CORNER ANIMATION?? it's been there so long, i can't recall any others...oh, and please ban the loser with the bazillion posts. thank you!
Jett by skynetbauxi	Oct 17th, 2007 10:14:45 AM
thanks :-)
What was exciting at first... by Stark Industries	Oct 17th, 2007 10:15:51 AM
now really scares me. I'm 48 and have loved (not in a geek way) the series(s) all the way thru the movies. I couldn't be more disappointed with ALL the casting. I haven't been to the Star Trek sites to check them out but I'm guessing that everyone 'there' loves the fact that a movie is being made at all! (And could care less about the casting. Just add me to the 'JJ WTF!!!' list. I'm sure that I'll see this, but wait to RENT the DVD for 2 bucks at Blockbuster. Maybe if we all do that, the 'box office' will speak louder that we do! Stuff to think about... - Stark
J.J. Abrams, you are officially ON NOTICE! by SpyGuy	Oct 17th, 2007 10:17:30 AM
Karl Urban? Are you fucking kidding me with this? Time to push back from the lines of white powder, I think...
SKYNETBAUXI THAT'S A GREAT COMPOSITE SHOT by BringingSexyBack	Oct 17th, 2007 10:21:16 AM
They kinda look like creatures from the Island of Doctor Moreau hehe ... I wish I could Photochop
skynetbauxi by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 17th, 2007 10:21:52 AM
Oh man, that is just wrong in so many ways. LOL
by knobjockey	Oct 17th, 2007 10:26:01 AM
Wow, there is a LOT of interest in this film, look at the amount of Talkbackers here! Good luck to Urban, I enjoy watching him and hope he inhabits the role of McCoy as brilliantly as the dear departed De did. Feels the same about Simon Pegg as Scotty. Totally don't see it, but know what a great voice actor he is and hope he hits the right notes. And I mean the humourous Scotty, not the 'knock an old man out on a low beam' pratfall Scotty.
He can be bones by optimus122	Oct 17th, 2007 11:03:25 AM
He's a good actor , he will do fine..you all suck anyway.
Star Trek meets One Tree Hill ! by Bill Clay	Oct 17th, 2007 11:15:38 AM
Chad Michael Murray as The Guardian of Forever and this teeny-bopper cast is complete!
Not bad by ThomasServo	Oct 17th, 2007 11:15:50 AM
Yeah, I just watched an interview with him, and I'm won over. When he's not playing "Generic ActionStar Man!" he really does kinda resemble Kelly. And he's gotten pretty good at the American accent thing. http://tinyurl.com/28xo3c
This one is a head-scratcher. by riskebiz	Oct 17th, 2007 11:52:23 AM
It's beyond me how anyone can see Karl Urban as Bones. Gary Sinese? Abso-f@#%ing-lutsey. Karl Urban? One of the other posts was right ... it's starting to feel like a 14-year old girl is casting this picture. Karl is great, but 200% wrong for this part.
Is he going to utter this line: by Kid Z	Oct 17th, 2007 12:23:01 PM
..."Dammit Jim! I'm an INTERN, not a miracle worker!"
Talk about peaking early by badboymason	Oct 17th, 2007 12:33:03 PM
We get Quinto as Spock. Fucking great. Since then, apart from Bana, it's been a complete downhill shitstorm of horrible casting. Who is going to watch this movie? If the time travelling Romulan plot is for real, its going to be too convoluted for mainstream audiences - and hardcore Trek fans are going to be pissed at the casting. I know I am - I didn't mind them rebooting, BSG did it fantastically - but either do it, or don't - you can't have Nimoy in it on the one hand to tie it to old Trek, and on the other hand cast a Kiwi warrior as a country doctor and expect us to buy they are the same characters. I said it before and I'll say it again. Do a clean reboot - keep Kirk, Spock and McCoy vaguely the same, stick them on the Enterprise and have them as space explorers discovering some wierd shit, going on away missions etc. More Event Horizon or Lost in Space than this time travel/save the world shit they keep thinking Trek needs.
I agree with the guy who said... by Kubla_Khan	Oct 17th, 2007 01:38:28 PM
...Pegg would be a far better Bones, Urban looks a hell of a lot more like Scotty. Also Pegg is that bit older than the rest. Maybe we HAVE been fed bullshit...
Matthew McCounaghey / Kirk by samurai sark	Oct 17th, 2007 01:41:39 PM

Adrien Brody / Spock by samurai sark	Oct 17th, 2007 01:43:37 PM

David Strathairn / Bones by samurai sark	Oct 17th, 2007 01:44:48 PM

David Strathairn / Bones by samurai sark	Oct 17th, 2007 01:47:15 PM

anybody like this? by samurai sark	Oct 17th, 2007 01:56:04 PM
"...the basic story is that a ship of Romulans are somehow thrown back in time and decide to find Kirk's parents and off them so Kirk is never born, thus altering the history of everything. The Nimoy version of Spock finds out about it somehow and goes back in time to save the day -- which he does, of course, but in so doing essentially creates an alternate universe timeline. It's a pretty brilliant conceit on Abrams's part since, if this turns into a new franchise, it'll completely free him from the niggling continuity issues that Trek fans love to hate directors, writers, and producers over." (Taken from: Random internet balyhooo)
Typical Abrams looktogooditis casting... by Darth_Inedible	Oct 17th, 2007 02:05:04 PM
So who's going to be the token fat ugly crewmember that we can all relate to? Jorge Garcia should be Scotty.
Talkback Death by jettcorrigan	Oct 17th, 2007 02:06:38 PM
That was the longest, most repetitive Aristocrats joke I have ever heard. And you forgot the setup and punchline. Douche!
I think its decent casting, and I'm not a plant. by Deathpool	Oct 17th, 2007 02:09:39 PM
I don't see what the big deal is to be honest. I like how if Abrams does a couple good things, like the casting of Quinto and Pegg, everyone's okay. But the minute he does something people dislike he needs to be off the project. Seriously, its not going to match up with your skewered perspective on what Star Trek needs to be. You have to take the good with the bad. The sooner you learn that, the better. Oh, and everyone saying how they're not going to see this because of Karl fucking Urban. I hope you stick to that, but somehow I doubt it.
Karl Urban by Archive	Oct 17th, 2007 02:10:00 PM
I've always loved the Star Trek characters, but I'm all for trying new ways to tell a story - my issue here is that in every film I've seen Karl Urban in, he's only really shined in roles that demand one dimensional performances. In fact, I'd say that his best work was either "loud" or "quiet", and whenever he's been asked for any kind of performance beyond those two descriptives, he's bogged the movie down with insincerity in his performance. I get the feeling he's a very well-meaning, earnest guy, but I haven't seen him act in the Stanislavski sense, beyond his demanding but simple performances in LOTR and Bourne. JJ Abrams' casting choices in MI:III were pretty rich across the board - be brought people like Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Asking him to play a grump like Dr. McCoy... I'm worried we're going to get an obnoxious mess of intolerance and life lessons, without any of the loyalty or compassion that made Dr. McCoy the perfect third leg of the trio.
Caesar = McCoy!! by United States	Oct 17th, 2007 02:12:39 PM
Karl Urban played Caesar in Xena, and I've followed his career ever since, noting his presence more and more in great films. He is a gifted actor, and he is an excellent choice for this. This raises me expectations for this project quite a bit.
Go here please by LukeMorrison86	Oct 17th, 2007 02:23:41 PM
www.myspace.com/elephantsinthe room without the space obviously. i tried sending this link to moriarty but he wouldn't post it. Its going to be playing at festivals around the country and thought it looked interesting.
Karl kicks kirks ass! by stardogg	Oct 17th, 2007 02:40:45 PM
I know "Bones" is older than Kirk but Karl Urban looks like he can chew up the new kid playing Kirk and be home in time for Kornflakes. Catch my Total Recall reference at the end? Anyway I'll be in line when this puppy comes out.
3:10 To Yuma wasn't good. by thebearovingian	Oct 17th, 2007 02:48:19 PM
I finally saw it the other day and, well, yeah, it wasn't good. I'm just as disappointed as you.
Odd... by Bald Evil	Oct 17th, 2007 02:51:52 PM
I thought Rainn Wilson would've made a good McCoy. But Eomer is fine... I guess...
somebody clean up this talkback! by oisin5199	Oct 17th, 2007 02:55:19 PM
What the hell happened? Anyway, I agree that since Sylar as Spock, I haven't been impressed with a single casting choice. Urban is just far too pretty and one-dimensional. I'll have to wait and see.
Okay... I have some comments... by nonsensical	Oct 17th, 2007 03:10:41 PM
So first... this Talkback Death person. I hope they've been banned. It's very annoying to have to go through all this shit just to get to anything of any substance. However, he did make it easy to find where real posts were since he changes the name of the person each time they post. I guess that makes him a moron with a plan. Looking at the cast, I have to say I didn't care for Sylar as Spock at first, but as of now he and Simon Pegg are the best choices for the film. I do like the girl playing Uhura too, but I'm not sure if that's my pants talking or not. As for Kirk, McCoy and the rest well... I don't know. I mean really, I don't know their work. Well, except for John Cho (Harold). I think he can be funny... sort of but I don't like the idea of him as Sulu. He just doesn't look like he can be a badass. Personally, I think Dante Basco would have been better. I mean come on, he's a freakin' badass. Other than that, if someone could point me to a film where the new Kirk, McCoy, and Chekov show that they are good actors and not just pretty faces. I would appreciate that. Thanks. Oh and one more thing. How's it going BSB, Yack, Superninja, and anyone else that I haven't said hello to in a long time.
I wrote both Harry and the webmaster and by Bronx Cheer	Oct 17th, 2007 03:12:23 PM
they've done nothing about cleaning this TB up. Probably too busy giving each other sponge baths.
Could work by droids22	Oct 17th, 2007 03:34:57 PM
after a shave and a haircut. And then it's all in the acting. I think it's a mistake to cast someone that totally looks the part and can't act worth shit. (Superman Returns)
The Price Is Right by Reasonaxe	Oct 17th, 2007 04:05:20 PM
Everyone is so concerned with Star Trek, I'm waiting to find out when George Lucas is finally going to fix up the mishaps in Happy Gilmore by removing Bob Barker and digitally putting Drew Carey in his place
A little strange... by TheNothing	Oct 17th, 2007 04:06:50 PM
Not really sure what to think about this. The Quinto and Pegg castings were cool, but Kirk-boy is kind of an unknown quantity and Urban seems like too much of a badass for this. An above-poster was correct, Bones LOOKS like he could kick Kirk's ass, so it'll have to come down to acting. Also, Uhura's going to be good, and that's my brain AND my pants talking. One vote here for putting Zoe Saldana in that classic little red dress.
droids22... by TheNothing	Oct 17th, 2007 04:08:42 PM
Routh was not the problem with Superman Returns. That title goes to Mr. Singer.
Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Cover Model for Harlequin Romanc by conspiracy	Oct 17th, 2007 04:10:16 PM
Well Fuck me Judy... Can someone please explain exactly what the flipping Fuck this director is doing to Trek? This is looking more and more like some stupid comic book adaption of a beloved series. I swear to fucking Mohammad..is there any possible way this WON'T suck?
Routh helped kill Superman Returns, though... by JoshtheCaptain	Oct 17th, 2007 05:01:15 PM
His Superman was stoic enough, but his Clark Kent was so lifeless and awkard that it bothered me throughout the movie. Let's re-reboot Superman, ok? Give it to Peter Jackson or something.
Bones In Name Only = BINO by 3 Bag Enema	Oct 17th, 2007 05:14:07 PM
BINO, meet my childhood. Childhood: BINO. Let the raping begin.
you mispelled by godhelpus	Oct 17th, 2007 05:15:26 PM
phenomenal
BINO, lol by zillabeast	Oct 17th, 2007 05:31:55 PM
Good one.
This is crazy. by dr sauch	Oct 17th, 2007 05:46:15 PM
Lol. I love when the talkbackers reach critical mass and explode. Also, that whole rant about someones mother sounds like its from the Aristocrats.
a plank of wood would be better casting by The Dude Abides	Oct 17th, 2007 05:48:07 PM
jj's a fucking tard.
"The White Wizard is cunning!" by MattmanReturns	Oct 17th, 2007 05:52:53 PM
I've liked all the casting until now. This dude has never impressed me, and I was sure his career was dead after Doom, but I guess I was wrong. Maybe he did something in the auditions (other than suck J.J. off) that made everyone say, "OMG that's McCoy," but I just don't see it at all.
Gary Sinise was too busy? Why Karl Urban? by JoeSixPack	Oct 17th, 2007 06:02:07 PM
Doesn't make sense. Sinise was born to play Bones.
Its a talkback Jim, but not as we know it!! by boyblue	Oct 17th, 2007 06:03:00 PM
Has anyone ever thought we might just be getting older since every casting anouncement for films coming out in 2009 seem to be getting younger??
DON'T FORGET FOLKS... by Specktron	Oct 17th, 2007 06:07:39 PM
....Karl Urban is an ACTor. I bet it works, kinda.
The more I think about the casting the more I like it. by rbatty024	Oct 17th, 2007 06:08:38 PM
Maybe because it's pissing everybody off, but I like the casting more and more. It's completely unexpected, which doesn't mean it will work out in the end, but maybe, just maybe, this movie will be just as interesting as this cast decision.
heh...STAR TREK: DEEP THROAT NINE by Specktron	Oct 17th, 2007 06:24:05 PM
Fuckface 2000, or Schtonkbath Breath is a large dildo. Everyone post that, and a reason why he is damaged if they agree. No harm meant though, I bet she's popular, and not in a bad way. BTW, scriptwise Karl Urban will save the day in this film, unless JJ Abrams reads this and changes it.
Oops, dropped an 's' - I really do think it s a girl. by Specktron	Oct 17th, 2007 06:25:38 PM
Dunno why.
MAYBE IT IS YOKO!!!!! by Specktron	Oct 17th, 2007 06:26:44 PM
That might explain a lot.
Samuel L Jackson as Bones by Monkey_King	Oct 17th, 2007 06:37:04 PM
Hell, he's horribly miscast as Nick Fury in Favreau's ULTIMATE IRON MAN flick, might as well ruin STAR TREK as well.
godhelpus, you misspelled "misspelled" by Bronx Cheer	Oct 17th, 2007 06:40:54 PM
Oops.
The Next Generation by Vi	Oct 17th, 2007 06:41:10 PM
Why couldn't they have just dreamed up a new crew to pilot the Enterprise-E. That's one badass ship.
Just ignore it. by Bronx Cheer	Oct 17th, 2007 07:18:03 PM

Stupid casting... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Oct 17th, 2007 07:30:31 PM
It looks like they're trying to re-cast Beverly Hills 90210, rather than Star Trek! Why hire some stud model/actor to play a doctor whose job is basically hanging out in the med lab and bickering with Spock? Unless they're "re-imagining" Bones as some sort of two-fisted army medic (which wouldn't surprise me) this casting seems pretty weak. They probably won't even make him Southern, either, which would stink! They SHOULD'VE cast Lucas Black, he guy who (as a kid) started in American Gothic, Slingblade, the X-Files film, and more recently, Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift! The guy can act, AND he's got a cool Southern accent... plus I'm sure he wouldn't have minded the work.
Mmmm, dogs. by Bronx Cheer	Oct 17th, 2007 07:31:59 PM
Here doggy doggy.
This movie may very well suck ass...but... by Bronx Cheer	Oct 17th, 2007 07:40:08 PM
But I figure I'll let it get made first and watch it. I remember how many people screamed bloody murder over Daniel Craig as Bond, and that flick was terrific.
he'd be a better christopher pike by nippleslipz	Oct 17th, 2007 09:29:56 PM
leaving doogie howser to play mccoy.
Boreanaz would make a better Bones...irony by lynxpro	Oct 17th, 2007 10:42:52 PM
Sure, Boreanaz can't do accents that well, but call me crazy but I bet he could do a better "Southern" accent than Urban will.
Casino Royale was good regardless of actor... by lynxpro	Oct 17th, 2007 10:45:56 PM
I was one of those online h8ers over Daniel Craig's casting. The film would have been just as good with Pierce Brosnan in it. In fact, it would have been even better because it could have been a swan song for him. An older and wearier Bond tired of the "game" would have been much more believable about cashing out and settling down with Vesper. He wouldn't have given a damn at that point about a burn notice. So in that aspect, Casino is much like On Her Majesty's Secret Service; an awesome movie regardless of the actor involved.
fire Photon Torpedoes at Bad Robot HQ by lynxpro	Oct 17th, 2007 10:48:49 PM
Seriously, I want to see a series of photon torpedoes aimed and fired at the HQ of JJ's production house Bad Robot. Let Danger Man/Number 6 personally ride one of those torpedoes all "Dr. Strangelove" style right into there and incinerate those hacks once and for all for swiping The Prisoner and trying to pass it off as an original work.
Karl Urban would be good as Captain Garth of Izar. by kabong	Oct 17th, 2007 10:55:20 PM
JJ Binks wouldn't know who Captain Garth of Izar is. Which is what is wrong with this STINO.
oops by reckni	Oct 17th, 2007 11:18:30 PM
miscast at its finest. boo
is this the new uwe boll talkback? by reckni	Oct 17th, 2007 11:19:44 PM
i sincerely hope so . . .
everyone is pike by ironic_name	Oct 17th, 2007 11:30:52 PM
nothing but pikes.
Set phasers.... by 5 by 5	Oct 18th, 2007 01:17:24 AM
...for the dwarf's head, no matter how damn low it is to the ground! I like this actor though, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Why? I'm usually in a good mood after I drink coffee.
Are we sure that J.J. is directing this? by thelordofhell	Oct 18th, 2007 02:49:30 AM
Because the way this cast looks, it seems like something Roger Corman would do.
Karl is a great guy, good for him by darquelyte	Oct 18th, 2007 06:41:07 AM
I met Karl nearly 10 years ago at a sci-fi convention, and my ex-wife actually hung out with him and the late Kevin Smith (the Aussie actor, not the American director) at a club for a few hours. He's a really nice guy, and very humble, or at least was back then. Although I don't see him as the "classic Bones," he's a very capable actor and will do a fine job with this role. I'm very happy for him!
Oops, I meant Kiwi, not Aussie by darquelyte	Oct 18th, 2007 06:47:06 AM
I know Kevin Smith who unfortunately died tragically 5 and a half years ago, was a Kiwi, not an Aussie. My fingers typed faster than my brain worked. Happens a lot when I first wake up from an all night work marathon. Oy.
The Shat is Back! by Old Darth	Oct 18th, 2007 09:34:59 AM
http://www.hollywood.com/news/ Shatner_to_Appear_in_New_Star_ Trek_Movie/4949771
Shoulda been Neil Patrick Harris by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 18th, 2007 09:51:57 AM
and everyone knows I'm right
Metrosexual Enterprise by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 18th, 2007 09:53:25 AM
That's what the casting for this movie will have it be. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy will be so pretty that even a straight up hetero man like myself will be sexually attracted to them. It isn't right. It's Dawson's Creek in space, and that's not good.
You guys are all wrong by Vigilant	Oct 18th, 2007 12:24:23 PM
You didn't know Bones when he was a young hot stud. McCoy was basically Mr. Urban with a stethoscope. It's a TRUE fact.
"Dawson's Creek in space" by just pillow talk	Oct 18th, 2007 01:27:29 PM
That's as good a summation as any...
Guess who's back? by Bono Luthor	Oct 18th, 2007 03:08:02 PM
Shatner's back! Shatner's back! Shatner's back! Shatner's back! The f*ckin' Rocket Man himself.
he was fun in Bourne by BadMrWonka	Oct 18th, 2007 07:48:58 PM
and passable in the lord of the rings, but he's like 6'4", and looks like he would beat a woman after 10 beers. not exactly Bones, in my mind. but I'm not a big star trek fan. him across from shaun of the dead is going to be a HUGELY different dynamic than in the original though, isn't it?
Guess who's back? by ironic_name	Oct 18th, 2007 09:04:54 PM
tell a friend, Shatner's back, back again. guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back dunnanah oowieoowieoowieoowie..
this is... by kname2	Oct 18th, 2007 10:44:32 PM
the single stupidest fucking thing Hollyweird's corporate demographic commitee Mtv oriented mindset has done in the last few days...I'd puke, but I'm saving that for the next likely boneheaded move yet made...
Karl Urban as Bones? WTF? by Ferf Muckmeyer	Oct 18th, 2007 11:09:46 PM
This dude is like an action hero, muscle-bound and shit, and they cast HIM in the role that skinny DeForest Kelly made famous? I say don't fuck with the characters, J.J.! This guy is a decent actor, but don't CHANGE what Bones was! Hope this works, otherwise lots of pissed-off fanboys.
Great Casting... by TinkerTIW	Oct 18th, 2007 11:31:32 PM
Who's playing Yeoman Rand, Pam Anderson?
longtime reader first-time poster yaddayaddayadda by BruceBayliss	Oct 19th, 2007 12:11:01 AM
Congratulations! After years of visiting this site, reading the comments by the fucktards on this thread has driven me to register so I could make a comment. Despite some of the roles he's taken since landing in Hollywood, Urban has actually got a lot of range - check out The Price of Milk or Out of the Blue (which has just opened in NY and is also available via VOD in the US). It actually looks like Abrams is intent on making an interesting movie, and not mired in some quixotic attempt to produce a facsimile of fanboys' fond memories. If you can't bear the idea of a new Star Trek that's somehow exactly the same as the old one, that's fine and dandy - you've presumably your DVD collection of the first three series, plus whatever spin-offs series and movies you can bear to acknowledge as worthy, to comfort yourself with. I mean, sheesh...

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