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JOHN RAMBO Will No Longer Be Called JOHN RAMBO!! Because, You Know, The Title Was Too Complicated And All...

first by arrangedletters	Oct 12th, 2007 08:09:32 AM
to say crap
So Rambo meets Satan in his new movie? by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 08:11:44 AM
Count me in! ;)
They should have Rambo go back to Afghanistan and confront the T by rev_skarekroe	Oct 12th, 2007 08:13:22 AM
He'd be all like "I helped you people beat the Soviets! I blew up a helicopter with a bow and arrow and you crash planes into my buildings? You fucking ingrates!"
The rest of my subject line should be "Taliban" by rev_skarekroe	Oct 12th, 2007 08:15:03 AM
Why is AICN screwing around with the way the Talkback works anyway?
I prefer "Rambo: The Golden Age" by tonagan	Oct 12th, 2007 08:19:20 AM
Especially if it features the dreamy Clive Owen.
what the fuck by JeanLuc Dickhard	Oct 12th, 2007 08:20:14 AM
fuck the the man for always keeping a brotha down like this
How about... by Kid Z	Oct 12th, 2007 08:20:32 AM
...Rambo: OY! My Aching Back!
Marketing people by 11dayempire	Oct 12th, 2007 08:21:06 AM
are cunts. That is all.
New Title Is Crap by Playhouse	Oct 12th, 2007 08:25:47 AM
But I wasn't a fan of JOHN RAMBO either. I thought it was trying too hard to recall what Stallone did with Rocky and gave it an air of deperation that was already kind of inherent in the project being born to begin with. Don't get me wrong. The footage we've been shown so far is a flat-out balls-to-the-wall action and carnage fest that really recalls the earlier pics (and then is even more gruesome). I was of the opinion Stallone should've only resurrected one of these guys, but it looks like both might turn out to be good send-offs to these characters. Still, the title JOHN RAMBO, while simple and direct, didn't instill much confidence. I'm glad they are changing the title. I just hope they can find something better than RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK.
Then we can "shower" in the glory of "Rambo: The Golden Age" by The Baker Man	Oct 12th, 2007 08:26:51 AM
Just like Massawyrm. Classy.
RAMBO TO HEAVEN AND BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:30:43 AM

RAMBO : TO MCDONALDS AND BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:31:02 AM

RAMBO : TO THE BATHROOM AND BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:31:22 AM

RAMBO : BABY GOT BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:32:21 AM

RAMBO : TO THE FUTURE AND BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:33:12 AM

Rambo: Rise of the Burma Surfer by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:33:51 AM
RISE!
RAMBO : DIRECT TO VIDEO AND BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:34:19 AM

I wonder if Christians will be offended by the new title. by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 08:34:57 AM
Since it contains "hell". And it even implies that Rambo will be resurrected after his death, just like Jesus.
Rambo: Mullet of Vengeance by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:35:36 AM
This summer, action is business in the front....and a party in the back!
RAMBO : ATTACK IRAQ BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:36:02 AM

Rambo: Sleeveless and Furious by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:37:53 AM
This summer, cufflinks aren't necessary... and neither is the law!
Rambo: To the Cocoon and Back by Bobo_Vision	Oct 12th, 2007 08:38:38 AM
Special Guest Star, Steve Guttenberg.
Rambo: Bandana of Justice by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:41:38 AM
This summer, keep the sweat off your brow and pray for death!
Rambo: To Retirement...and Beyond! by Whitemouse	Oct 12th, 2007 08:42:03 AM
Just thought I'd add that
2008 is going to be cool. by batmans_pants	Oct 12th, 2007 08:42:05 AM
I can relive my childhood/early teens with a new Rambo film and the return of Indiana Jones. Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!
Rambo eats things that would make a billy goat puke. AND BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:42:55 AM

Rambo Versus the Burmese Python Gang And Back by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:44:10 AM

Rambo: As seen in that Weird Al movie by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 08:44:37 AM

Rambo : Send the Script Back by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:44:56 AM

RAMBO'S EXCELENT ADVENTURE by knifeandfork	Oct 12th, 2007 08:45:47 AM

RAMBO : TO HELL WITH THESE SLACKS by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:46:19 AM

Rambo : operation BALCO by greekopa	Oct 12th, 2007 08:46:28 AM
Juice it up
Rambo: 100% Shia LaBeouf free by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 08:46:57 AM

Rambo : A Postcard From Hell by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:47:12 AM

Rambo: This Time we get a Beverly Hills Cop Villian again by EriamJH	Oct 12th, 2007 08:47:27 AM
I got nuthin... unless we bring back the "Indiana Jones and the [insert old actor joke here]" headlines.
Rambo : My Dinner With Satan by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:47:34 AM

BTW: Is a new Stallone Q & A planned? by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 08:48:06 AM
If not, WHY?
Rambo : Hell On Wheels And Back by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:48:28 AM

RAMBO : BAREBACK TO BROKEBACK by Benway1	Oct 12th, 2007 08:48:30 AM

John Rambo by The-Warrior	Oct 12th, 2007 08:48:33 AM
Hell and Back sounds like a bad 90's direct to video shit-can. Please stick with the awesome title, douche-baskets. Thank you. See you in Hell.
Rambo: Like a Bat Out Of Hell And Back by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:48:58 AM

Lionsgate Publicity by CherryValance	Oct 12th, 2007 08:49:31 AM
That's not meant for public consumption is it? I mean if it is, they might as well have written it on a napkin. I liked the title JOHN RAMBO. RAMBO TO HELL AND BACK seems a little, I don't know, cheap. If they don't want to go with JOHN RAMBO, they can come up with something else. Maybe something with rescue, or mission, or deliver in the title (something holy anyway). TO HELL AND BACK makes me think of either SOUTH PARK or BILL & TED.
RAMBO : A HALF-HEARTED RETURN TO FORMER GLORY by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 08:49:46 AM

RAMBO: BACK IN BLACK by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 08:50:28 AM
Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution, Murdoch!
Rambo:And Rocky Back to Back by FILMFUNK	Oct 12th, 2007 08:50:52 AM
That sux! John Rambo was cool, like calling a film Malcom X, or Scooby Doo, it's Stylish and simple, You don't care no more who or what he's fighting or where he's doing it (thought it was the Jungle not the underworld anyway) you just know it's about this guy who you like called JOHN RAMBO nuff said. Although when it comes out on DVD it will look better with the new title so maybee they figured the arthouse crowd weren't ready yet!
HA! I called this a few hours back in other tb's by RockLobster800	Oct 12th, 2007 08:51:56 AM
GO NIALL ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY....actually its my flatmates birthday, but thats neither here nor there....I predict theyll report the new Southland Tales poster next! Heads up on it-its bland as fook!
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING RAMBO by knifeandfork	Oct 12th, 2007 08:52:15 AM

RAMBO: BURMA GOT SERVED by knifeandfork	Oct 12th, 2007 08:52:54 AM

What? Tell me something that moronic wasn't conceived by Stallon by Stalin vs Predator	Oct 12th, 2007 08:53:07 AM
After the 20 questions I have a very changed and high opinion of him - I can hardly believe he would think of such a wretched title (and ditch the excellent original one)...
RAMBO: BACK TO THE FUTURE by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 08:53:29 AM
This is heavy, Colonel. Weight has nothing to do with this!
John Rambo and The Death-Proof Planet of Terror by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:53:34 AM
Presented in Grindhouse-o-vision!
RAMBO:Back, Sack and Crack by FILMFUNK	Oct 12th, 2007 08:53:39 AM

Rambo: Rise of the Cost of Living by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:54:08 AM
This summer, inflation hits home!
RAMBO:BACK IN BLACK (its more slimming) by FILMFUNK	Oct 12th, 2007 08:54:23 AM

Rambo: To HAM and Back by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 08:54:26 AM
All he wanted was some ham to eat.
Rambo: I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back by Bobo_Vision	Oct 12th, 2007 08:55:01 AM
Babyyyyy Back Ribs.
Rambo: Hell Harder! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 08:55:11 AM
Uhm...yes?
Rambo: Burmese Drift by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:55:13 AM
This summer, vengeance has no speed limit!
Rambo: Live Mulleted or Die Hellishly by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 08:56:14 AM
This summer, one hairstyle alone will grant immortality!
I want...what they want by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 08:56:25 AM
And every other guy who gave everything he had wants. For our ham to love us, as much as we...love ham.
RAMBO:In jungle with Jizz on Back by FILMFUNK	Oct 12th, 2007 08:56:39 AM

Rambo: John Gets the Sack! by cameron1975willi	Oct 12th, 2007 08:56:53 AM

RAMBO: TO GUTLESS FILMMAKING AND BACK by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 08:57:05 AM
...Cause I didn't have the balls to make a movie fighting Al Qaeda or the Taliban, lest I be destroyed in Hollywood for actually supporting our troops...
We was in this bar in Saigon... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 08:58:20 AM
...and this deli boy comes up, an' he says, "Ham please, ham?" And I sez no, but Johnny, he sez yeah, and the ham is wired...
RAMBO: TO THE JACK SACK AND BACK by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 08:59:10 AM
Get me a hacksaw to kill that Cougar, Dammit!
Venom by godhelpus	Oct 12th, 2007 09:00:44 AM
They should use Venom's "To Hell and Back" for the trailers, that would KICK ASS like John Rambo
I WANNA GO HOME, JOHNNY! I WANT TO DRIVE MY CHEVY... by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 09:01:31 AM
And I said "with WHAT?!? I can't find your fucking legs!" I can't find your legs...so how are you going to get up and get that ham from the buffet..." ...Sorry abominable...had to play.
Rambo: To Razor and back by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 09:02:32 AM
"We're going the wrong waaaaaaaaay!!!!"
Rambo: Fourth Blood by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:02:43 AM
That would at least make a little bit sense...
This film title also contains a spoiler by Bobo_Vision	Oct 12th, 2007 09:03:42 AM
"To Hell and Back" infers that Rambo survives the experience, and comes back. It also provides ammo for the critics who will describe it as an apt title because sitting through the movie is like 2 hours of hell. Producers have to think about these things.
Rambo: To Fight Club and Back by uss cygnus	Oct 12th, 2007 09:04:46 AM
"Rambo's not here right now, Marla..."
Rambo: AICN Talk Back by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:04:52 AM
Uh No...I'm not making a title piss take joke - I leave that to the pros ;)
Hey talkbackers, how about Rambo: To Hell and Back! oh,,,, by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:07:06 AM
...that is the title..... WTMF ?!?
Hey talkbackers, how about Rambo: To Hell and Back! oh,,,, by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:07:09 AM
...that is the title..... WTMF ?!?
Rambo: ___________________________ by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:07:17 AM

EVERYBODY LOVES RAMBO by knifeandfork	Oct 12th, 2007 09:08:08 AM

RAMBO: TALK TO THE HELL AND RECOGNIZE BACK by Acne Scarface	Oct 12th, 2007 09:11:49 AM

RAMBO: TO POUND SAND'S ASS AND BACK by Reload	Oct 12th, 2007 09:12:47 AM
ftw
Doe that mean Tenacious D will do the soundtrack ?!? by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:13:30 AM
Me and Kyle here were walking down a long and lonely road. When suddenly there appeared a shiny Rambo. And he said: Snort...Uhhh.... You know...make the best mullet in the world...Or ... like...you know...I'll eat your souls
Rambo: Full Throttle by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:13:35 AM

RAMBO: SHAVE MY BACK by TurdFerguson44	Oct 12th, 2007 09:13:59 AM

When I say Ram, you say Bo! Ram! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:16:06 AM
Bo! Ram! Bo!
that name is awful by TenderBranson47	Oct 12th, 2007 09:16:36 AM
"John Rambo" was a great name, this new name is unthinkably bad. Im worried.
There and Back: A Rambo's tale by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:17:08 AM
Fuck me, how fun is this?
RAMBO: FULLY LOADED by TurdFerguson44	Oct 12th, 2007 09:18:02 AM

Nah , all jokes aside by knifeandfork	Oct 12th, 2007 09:18:14 AM

It probably means the film is real good. by Darth Sicilian	Oct 12th, 2007 09:19:07 AM
The film has probably impressed the powers that be so much so that they changed the title to allow for sequels. The title John Rambo had a touch of "finality" to it. This title allows for possible additional adventures of the character. Harry should fire off an email to Sly to get the logic behind the name change.
No Jerry Goldsmith score... by Osmosis Jones	Oct 12th, 2007 09:19:36 AM
= no reason to see this. The Rambo movies fucking sucked and are embarassing now.
Rambo: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:19:50 AM
Or maybe just Bang Bang?
Nah, all jokes aside.... by knifeandfork	Oct 12th, 2007 09:20:56 AM
.....RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK really is an awful title.
Rambo: High School Musical 3 by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:21:33 AM

Superscar-the John Rambo story by RockLobster800	Oct 12th, 2007 09:21:35 AM
once mans struggle against....I dunno being Rambo?
There and Back Again: A Rambo's Tale - The Director's cut by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:22:22 AM
Remastered and restored including the famous addtional Word "Again" restored in its original context as the Director initially intended
Rambo: Curse of the Swollen Prostate by tvspace	Oct 12th, 2007 09:23:54 AM
Should be subtitled "To the Ulrologist and Back." Outside of the fact that the movie will blow chunks, the original title "John Rambo" was simple and carried a tiny bit of hope. Rocky Balboa wasn't horrible. Oh well, it's lost cause.
by ronniepooch	Oct 12th, 2007 09:24:01 AM
Rambo: Rambo
And to hell it can go...Sounds like a DTV schlocker now, deserve by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 09:24:07 AM
I really want to see this movie where it belongs...at the Cineplex, that kind of lame titling would consign it to the same fate as D-Tox, should have stuck with John Rambo. I'm sure the intent was for an apt Grindhouse title, but most TB'rs could come up with something more inspirational than that cheese.
Rambo: Rambo by ronniepooch	Oct 12th, 2007 09:24:30 AM

Rambo: Italian Stallion Redux by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:25:07 AM

the trailer narration goes like this.... by RockLobster800	Oct 12th, 2007 09:25:33 AM
"They Killed his wife, his kids, his bar man, everyone he ever met, including themselves.;...but they messed with the wrong Rambo.....cos, like every other person would just put up with it....Sly Stallones career has been TO HELL AND BACK. and then back to hell again by the sound of it."
I'm sure they were afraid by BLWiseass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:28:03 AM
That if the name John was in front, people might not know who this Rambo guy was
My name is Bo. Ram Bo. by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:28:18 AM

Jerry Goldsmith - To heaven and Back.... by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:28:34 AM
...if only...sob.., Osmosis, I think better still have his Rambo theme tune intact though. Cant see why not as they own the rights to it anyway. Anyway back to this fun title game....
STICK WITH JOHN RAMBO by misnomer	Oct 12th, 2007 09:30:31 AM
c'mon sly if youre reading this
2 John 2 Rambo by Johnno	Oct 12th, 2007 09:32:38 AM
Even if it is, like what? The 4th film?
Rambo vs .... by batmans_pants	Oct 12th, 2007 09:32:44 AM
General Zod! It could work...
RAMBO: To BALCO and Back by sharki	Oct 12th, 2007 09:34:00 AM

I wonder if the european title will be Rambo 4.0 by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:34:20 AM

Rambo Vs. Sportacus by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:38:35 AM
Bing Bang Boom Boom!
Rambo: You Know - Im back - you know by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:39:26 AM
Damn, where's Pund Sand when you need him. I reckon Stallone may kinda of get the drift of what most people think of the title methinks. Some one said it paves way for more sequels which is possible but oh man I dont know, it'll probably grow on me. Like Die harder, Like the Phantom menace. So OK damn it - Bring on RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK as long is it fraking rocks
Tylers Bates will reference Goldsmith... by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 09:40:51 AM
Thankfully he's sounds super referential towards the late great Goldsmith's 'Rambo' scores in interview, my only worry is that his music is more in the contemparary (flavour of the moment) vein of Media Ventures (he's definately a Gigastudio DAW composer)than the kind of old school writer/orchestrators as Williams, Horner, Silvestri, Newton Howard etc. Having said that his percussively driven score for 300 was excellent, I'm sure he'll be tapping into that style and fusing it with Goldsmith's thematic material, ostinato motifs and hopefully John J's signature DX7 Rattlesnake sound! I could'nt imagine a Rambo movie without Goldsmith's music albeit in interpretive form, I'm sure Stallone is savvy enough to realise how many fans of the original scores there are out there.
RAMBO GOES TO MARS by Uncapie	Oct 12th, 2007 09:41:11 AM
And meets Deja Thoris and the Tharks.
How Rambo Got His Groove Back by Bobo_Vision	Oct 12th, 2007 09:41:54 AM

Do you think Stallone reads this talkback? by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:42:45 AM

RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK WITH A LOT OF BLOOD AND GUTS ALL OVER MY by Wilclas	Oct 12th, 2007 09:43:15 AM
Go John!
Rambo, Back to the Party at Kitty and Studs by Bobo_Vision	Oct 12th, 2007 09:45:21 AM
And everything comes full circle.
Rambo, The Cat Came Back by Bobo_Vision	Oct 12th, 2007 09:45:50 AM
...from the Party at Kitty and Studs.
Rambo: The real Brock Samson by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 09:46:05 AM

The Two Johns vs The Terminator by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 09:48:25 AM
John Mclane and John Rambo faces their biggest nemesis, The T800 in this years most anticipated movie to come out of Planet hollywood. Starring The mullet, the bald guy and the Guv
RAMBO: THE LAST STRAW by Cult Exiter	Oct 12th, 2007 09:51:35 AM

RAMBO: DON'T PUSH ME (I've just had a hip replacement) by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 09:52:16 AM

RAMBO: KILL EM ALL, EXCEPT DA FLUFFY WABBITS by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 09:55:20 AM

RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD IN YOUR STOOL by nunz	Oct 12th, 2007 09:55:31 AM

RAMBO: EYE OF THE PROSTATE by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 09:56:42 AM

HUGE MISTAKE by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 12th, 2007 09:56:50 AM
John Rambo - simple, effective, iconic. Rambo To Hell and Back - clumsy, cheap, stupid
RAMBO: 4 TO THE GORE by Cult Exiter	Oct 12th, 2007 09:58:22 AM
RAMBO: HEART OF GORE... RAMBO: GUTTING 4EVER...
Brian Tyler's score to feature action cues in 19/8! by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:00:03 AM
Deep down you all know Brian Tyler is better than Jerry Goldsmith ever was!
RAMBO: ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:00:11 AM
I'll get my coat...;-)
I agree, KillaKane by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 10:01:55 AM
Your post is re-assuring and informative - I didnt know who the heck was scoring - not familiar with the name but I have the 300 soundtrack which is excellent - gonna have another listen to it...
RAMBO: ATTACK OF THE MULLET WEAVE! by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:02:37 AM

It's not Tyler Bates, it's Brian Tyler! by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:05:04 AM
Let's get this straight: Tyler Bates is the composer of Titus. Brian Tyler is the composer of Time Line!
NEW TITLE SUCKS!!!! CHANGE IT BACK by darthnoodle	Oct 12th, 2007 10:05:45 AM
blah
There's only one To Hell and Back... by idahomer	Oct 12th, 2007 10:07:17 AM
And it belongs to Audie Murphy. A real person in a real war that truly did go to Hell and come back. Sly, I support you on this movie and will see it, but for God's sake DO NOT co-op the name of the book and movie about the MOST DECORATED SOLDIER IN UNITED STATES HISTORY.
RAMBO: BRINGING OUT THE MONKS by Cult Exiter	Oct 12th, 2007 10:08:12 AM
RAMBO: MACHETE +4
Rambo and the Bloodied Deathly Chambers of Torture by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 10:10:30 AM
Blood - check, Death - Check, Torture - check. Mr Stallone, I have your new title.
They better get Meat Loaf to do all the songs, then by chrth	Oct 12th, 2007 10:12:45 AM
I need more Meat in my life!
Rambo: Copland by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 10:12:52 AM
I gave you a chance but YOU BLEW IT!
Rambo: To Paradise Alley and Back by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 10:14:03 AM
"I'm a sensitive guy, you know"
Rambo: To Australia and back with a suitcase full of HGH by Garbageman33	Oct 12th, 2007 10:15:07 AM
Who'd have thought Rocky was on the juice? Shocking.
Rambo: The Wart on Victor Maitland's Head by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:15:26 AM

Rambo: I'm all Out of Crap Titles and Back by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 10:16:09 AM

Thanks, Theycallmemrglass by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:16:59 AM
Goldsmith is one of my all time fave film composers, a true genius of the medium. BTW: Bates work on Resident Evil 2 is worth checking out, his work on that show was temped during production on 300, along with Goldenthal's score for Titus Andronicus (you can hear the influence in the final score quite distinctly).
I knew it was too good to be true... by The Moseph	Oct 12th, 2007 10:17:59 AM
How completely gay of Lionsgate...Come on, Sly!!! You read these talkbacks!! Take the word back to the dillweeds at Lionsgate...WE DON'T LIKE THE NEW TITLE...
To John Rambo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar! by Zorak5	Oct 12th, 2007 10:19:28 AM
But seriously, now we have a great talking point at least for when Stallone comes back for another Q & A. Would like to hear what the deal is with the name change, how it came about, and if he had any say in the matter.
JOHN RAMBO: EXTREME BACKPACKER by Mullah Omar	Oct 12th, 2007 10:20:44 AM
The guy lives in Thailand, after all. He may as well try to enjoy himself amid all the carnage.
Elliot Goldenthal was the composer of Titus Musicballs... by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:22:19 AM
Tyler referenced the choral motifs from Titus that were used in the temp score for 300 (not his fault, I'm sure)the two are very similar though.
crap title by palewook	Oct 12th, 2007 10:23:58 AM
original was better
Titus Musicballs by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:25:24 AM
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I get confused sometimes!
Rambo: Not Copland... Rambo: Jerry Goldsmith by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:27:13 AM
I know there has been some confusion on this talk back, but the first three Rambo films were scored by Jerry Goldsmith, not Aaron Copland
RAMBO: TOO VET TO DIE by Cult Exiter	Oct 12th, 2007 10:28:12 AM
RAMBO: JUST GUT THEM
FUCK OFF by ObiWanCon	Oct 12th, 2007 10:31:15 AM
THEY FUCKING RUINED THE MOVIE
RAMBO: WHEN MULLETS GO BAD by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:34:25 AM

JOHN RAMBO is the best title! by Demode	Oct 12th, 2007 10:35:48 AM
Simple... perfect! Leave it alone!!!
HHHHUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuaaaAAAAAAR RRRrrrgGGGGgghh! by The True Priapic	Oct 12th, 2007 10:36:00 AM
I think the film should have been about John,now living as a hermit in the Montana wild,coming across Bigfoot and slowly bonding with said wildman and his family.Rambo,understanding these beasts gentle ways and simple life lives with them only to find out they are being hunted by the BFRO who want to capture and parade the Sasquatch a la King Kong.Rambo helps kill all the unarmed BFRO researchers only to find out he's been duped by the Bigfeet for their own purposes..yes,they were hungry.Rambo dismayed at his own stupidity,vows to hunt down and butcher ever Bigfoot alive.There are only 5 of them,thus the film wouldn't last too long seeing 3 of them explode into the air in slow motion as Rambo detonates a bomb made from twigs and lighter fluid only to land on broken glass bottles of Colt 45 left by the researchers(Oh,the humanity).With only two left John could have a long fist fight with the one female left,arguably the most ferocious,wher he grabs her pendulus breasts and rams them into her mouth breaking her jaw and then throws her off a cliff in slow motion,arms a flailing,onto a row of spikes,made earlier and off-screen.Standing atop the ridge,beaten but not out Rambo flexes his muscles-for 2 minutes then turns to see he is face to face with the last Bigfoot.The Bigfoot talks eloquently to John about how misunderstood his people have been(he will be voiced by Viggo Mortenson)and how he knows "what he must do".The Sasquatch then runs in slow motion at John,John jumps aside only too late to realise the Bigfoot wasn't trying to hurt but to commit suicide and sees the noble 8 ft monkeyman to jump to his death landing ontop of the same spikes as his mate did earlier.John realising his terrible mistake vows revenge on this cruel world and sets out to attack all Bigfoot research centres on Earth.Frank Stallone will sing the credit music "He was fucking heavy but he was ma' BRUTTTTHHHHHUUUUUUUU!" The movie will make very little money as it was the only movie Sly ever made with out a slow motion run toward the screen as a fireball explodes behind him,cued to Jerry Goldsmith music.Even that Dolly Parton movie had one.
RAMBO: THE QUEST FOR ROIDS by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:36:36 AM

If we can convince Sly to change the title back... by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:37:07 AM
... maybe we can convince him to hire Bruce Motherfucking Broughton to write the score!
That SUCKS. It should be JOHN RAMBO by jrbarker	Oct 12th, 2007 10:40:08 AM
Period.
Ro-sham-rambo! by Aquatarkusman	Oct 12th, 2007 10:42:28 AM
Rambo-tox: The Smoothening!
Did they think people would get thgis confused with Michael Clay by anchorite	Oct 12th, 2007 10:42:54 AM
Or perhaps Rob Roy? How about King Kong? Ben Hur? Jesus, the execs are friggin' idiots.
Rambo: The Last Final Stand: Extinction: Endgame: Trinity: Revol by Spandau Belly	Oct 12th, 2007 10:46:19 AM
Will special introduction by "Machete".
My God! Are they TRYING to sabotage this movie? by anchorite	Oct 12th, 2007 10:47:08 AM
Those pics are awful! Lion's Gate, please fire those imbeciles responsible for that website!
Michael Clayton, it should have read. Stupid subject line! by anchorite	Oct 12th, 2007 10:48:35 AM
Why can't they get this website right? Lion's Gate, please fire those responsible for THIS website, while you're at it!
RAMBO: I CANT FIND YOUR F***ING LEGS! by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 10:50:36 AM

So are they changing things to Myanmar instead of Burma? by anchorite	Oct 12th, 2007 10:52:14 AM
Does Rambo get attacked by a Myanmarese Python? Does the government shut down his internet access? The world wants to know!
RAMBO: John, J. by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 10:52:40 AM
You gonna talk to me, soldier boy. I swear to GAWD you gonna talk to me. LOOK! Leave the INK on the HAM!
I gotta go to the john, Rambo. by Snookeroo	Oct 12th, 2007 10:53:11 AM

This new name is a stunt... by Musicballs	Oct 12th, 2007 10:53:52 AM
...so Stallone can change the name back and win points with the fans.
Rambo IV: Live Free or Rambo! or The Wrath of Rambo! by anchorite	Oct 12th, 2007 10:55:34 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAMBOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!
LITTLE MISS RAMBO by WYLD STALLYNS RULES	Oct 12th, 2007 10:56:24 AM

They should just call it "John" by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 10:57:03 AM
or the more descriptive "War Movie." Or, if they insist on being fancy, "Easy as Breathin'"
Rambo IV: Son of the Revenge of Electric Boogaloo vs. Jason by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 10:59:27 AM
Featuring the world's first CGI mullet. All breakdance battle sequences will be meticulously hand-crafted, frame by pop-lockin'frame, by renowned stop motion genius Ray Harryhausen. And you will throw money at it
Batman: The Dark Night by Lutz	Oct 12th, 2007 11:00:54 AM
You know they will.
Cancer ate that HAM down to NOTHIN' by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:02:22 AM
I could lift the ham off the sheets. Now why would you be carryin' a knife like THIS? Carving ham. Don't be a wiseass! What do you HUNT with a KNIFE? Glazed Ham.
John Rambo Day Camp by Series7	Oct 12th, 2007 11:03:57 AM

Awright, Rambo, this is Clinton T. Morgan by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:04:24 AM
And I'm giving this ham three-zero minutes to finish baking....who's got the turkey launcher?
If you don't fly this thing right, I swear to GAWD by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:05:37 AM
you'll be eating your Boston Market ham sandwich in HELL
RAMBO: SWEAP THE LEG JOHNNY! by TurdFerguson44	Oct 12th, 2007 11:05:41 AM

Eye See You John Rambo! by Series7	Oct 12th, 2007 11:06:53 AM
See John Rambo as you've never seen him before in: Jon Rambo The Italian Stalllion, watch him as he parties at Kitty and Stud's.
SNOOP RAMBO : TO HIZZELL AND BIZZACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 11:07:23 AM

First Blood Author David Morell agrees... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:08:39 AM
...that title sucks, but ham, in moderation, is good. He thinks a better title would be, "Murderdeathkill 5000."
RAMBO : I WANT MY DIGNITY BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 11:09:44 AM

There's one ham dead...I don't want any more burnt by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:10:26 AM
You keep cookin'...I'll feed you some ham you won't believe. Don't cook it. Don't cook it.
JOHN RAMBO: GOES BLACK & DOESN'T COME BACK! by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:11:10 AM
...well, a few do.
RAMBO : BACK THAT THING UP by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 11:12:05 AM

JOHN RAMBO: TAKING "PORCH MONKEY" BACK! by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:12:44 AM
It's ok
It's a good thing you came when you did by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:13:02 AM
They move the hams around a lot. What temperature are they, anyway? 395. Banks (looking incredulous)
Welcome back Pound Sand by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 11:13:02 AM
Titles here were getting a bit desperate - I was one of them Im afraid
RAMBO : SO BACK HE'S FRONT by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 11:13:22 AM

MRS. JOHN RAMBO : THE BITCH IS BACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 11:15:30 AM

RAM BONE: TO SMELL UP HER CRACK by future help	Oct 12th, 2007 11:15:57 AM
yeah. ass to mouth baby.
JOHN RAMBO: YO, ME & BRIGITTE ARE GETTIN' BACK by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:16:01 AM
Flava Flav, my ass!
The title is almost as stupid and annoying as Pound Sand by Razorback	Oct 12th, 2007 11:16:11 AM
Almost.
Hey Musicballs by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 11:16:30 AM
I was referring to Stallone's Copland Movie. not the composer, dude. Check the movie out to see De niro slice up Stallone with some might strong words - actually the words arent so strong its the way he says it - classic. Film is ok too
JOHN RAMBO: TAKES TITLE FROM MEATLOAF...BACK by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:17:03 AM
Yo, I'd do anything fer love, but I won't do that!
RAMBO: AND THE KINGDOM OF THE ATTACKING CRYSTAL CLONES by aceattorney	Oct 12th, 2007 11:18:31 AM
Great job peoples.
JOHN RAMBO: AUSTRALIA! GIVE ME MY LUGGAGE BACK! by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:18:35 AM
Yo, dere's nuthin' in there!
RAMBO : TO HELL AND BRINGINGSEXYBACK by Pound Sand	Oct 12th, 2007 11:18:54 AM

JOHN RAMBO: STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT BACK! by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:21:17 AM
She's a crackshot, too!
JOHN RAMBO: IF YOU SAW CLIFFHANGER, HERE'S YOUR MONEY BACK! by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:22:12 AM
Reeee-fund
Rambo Shouts: The defintive Translation by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 11:22:38 AM
RgrGhgh Hhhhhuhhhggg
The Sweatband and the Mullet by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:22:41 AM
A title that says it all without sacrificing pretension
JOHN RAMBO: FUCK BOTOX! WHEN DOES MY FEELING COME BACK? by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:25:52 AM
200 CCs
RAMBO: ONCE MORE TO THE WELL AND BACK by honestune	Oct 12th, 2007 11:27:45 AM

Color Me Surprised! by ballsmcretard	Oct 12th, 2007 11:27:51 AM
I am actually excited for this one! Rambo has always basically been Jason Voorhees with a headband instead of a mask and this one seems to embrace it. I think if we all go in expecting nothing - this movie is going to punch our brains!
RAMBO: TO HELL WITH RAINIER WOLFCASTLE by Acne Scarface	Oct 12th, 2007 11:28:45 AM

Rambo: The Specialist by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 11:29:36 AM
OK OK ...I officially retire at an all time low.. KillaKane, I'll go check out Resident Evil 2 Soundtrack too...
JOHN RAMBO: SPEECH THERAPY AND BACK by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 12th, 2007 11:31:49 AM
I kid. I kid because I love!
Rambo: I had no idea Brigitte Nielsen was a dude by Garbageman33	Oct 12th, 2007 11:33:57 AM
Really, I didn't.
I'm sorry, but as much as I enjoyed the first Rambo... by ckone	Oct 12th, 2007 11:35:19 AM
And as much of a fan of SLy I am, I cannot seem to get excited about this film. Here is the reason: In first blood, the movie was about a Vet returning home to find his personal life completely destroyed as well, his only friend dead, and that people care nothing for him and what he did, on top of it, he gets hassled and put down by the only guy with power in said town, then he snaps and goes to town on them. And it was awesome, the shit he did in that one movie blew me away. ALL the other sequels do not compare to it. As soon as they make Rambo a force TO vbe reconned with rather than a force they don't want to disturb, it changes the entire thing. Now he goes out on missions and covers himself in mud and all that, and I like RAMBOII..but to me , it never was about the body count or the amount of apendages I can literally see fly apart on screen, that is a completely different movie and character in my opinion..So I am not surprised that this goes straight to video...even in all the images we have been thankfully given by Rambo himself, it all looks amature to me, nothing that I see in the footage, feels like an amazing cohesive fully thought out film...more like "wouldn't it be cool to have Rambo at point black range unload on an entire Jeep of extras??" oh well.
One more, one more, please, I promise, last one by theycallmemrglass	Oct 12th, 2007 11:36:28 AM
THEY CALL ME RAMBO. Ah Jeez what an anticlimax. Alright, thats it. Im out of this talkback to eat me dinner...hurrrgh.
RAY TANGO & GABE CASH: TO HELL AND BROKEBACK by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Oct 12th, 2007 11:37:47 AM
KURT LAUGHED AND LAUGHED
RAMBO: A LOT OF YELLING AND BULLETS by AI Joe	Oct 12th, 2007 11:39:44 AM

RAMBO: STOP...OR MY MOM WILL READ YOUR ASS! by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 11:40:01 AM
"Yeaaaah Jackieeee". Apropos of all things Tyler, I wish it to be knon that it is Brian Tyler scoring Rambo's nexy outing, and not as I erroniousley stated Tyler Bates (Damn you Music from the Movies!). Got my nibblets twisted there, but it's all good, Brian Tyler replaced Goldsmith's rejected (Booo) score on Timeline, and truned in a solid score for that, he also can skip genres quite easily, Bubba Hotep being a case in point. He has gone on record (MFTM editorial) as being a Goldsmith devotee and will incorporate Jerrys themes and motifs etc. Props to Musicballs.
You know we're dissing Sly pretty bad considering how cool he wa by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 12th, 2007 11:40:38 AM
to answer all our questions when Rocky Balboa came out. He made the movie that Rocky V should have been, and we were all better for it.
Rambo and Cash by TheMcflyFarm	Oct 12th, 2007 11:41:02 AM
...sorry
RAMBO: THE JOURNEY INTO SELF-PARODY by Garbageman33	Oct 12th, 2007 11:41:57 AM

RAMBO: MORE THAN A PORN NAME by AI Joe	Oct 12th, 2007 11:42:12 AM

This is how we show our love and support by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Oct 12th, 2007 11:42:13 AM
Or at least it's how I do, don't know about the rest of you assholes
OH COME ON by fractureJonze	Oct 12th, 2007 11:42:25 AM
Please just call it John Rambo. I'm tired of subtitles! I really am!
Rambo: To the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Back by Diagnostic	Oct 12th, 2007 11:46:09 AM
yawn
Well Nosferatu, if you insist by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 12th, 2007 11:46:51 AM
RAMBO: NOW WITH 60 PERCENT LESS STEROIDS
I'd rather they just call it RAMBO IV. by fractureJonze	Oct 12th, 2007 11:47:11 AM
You know?
Hopefully they won't use "R4" by AI Joe	Oct 12th, 2007 11:47:23 AM
Marketers need to collectively die.
If anyone recalls the TV show Alien Nation there was a marquee by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 12th, 2007 11:49:41 AM
with Rambo 16 above the box office in one scene. I don't know how these tiny bits of minutia remain in my brain to be recalled later, but there you go.
Rambo: Missionaries Disposition by Guy Gaduois	Oct 12th, 2007 11:50:25 AM

Can't we just call it RAMBO! by Fataleye	Oct 12th, 2007 11:51:16 AM
Damn it, why all the stupid subtitles?????
Rambo: The seach for Richard Crenna by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 11:52:31 AM
Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
Rambo: Nothing Is Over the Eye of The Burmese Tiger by Guy Gaduois	Oct 12th, 2007 11:52:39 AM

How about LAST BLOOD! by Fataleye	Oct 12th, 2007 11:52:49 AM
Stupid executives. Bunch of uncreative children. To hell and back? To hell with them!
LAST F#&CKING BLOOD! by Fataleye	Oct 12th, 2007 11:54:48 AM

You send that many, don't forget one thing by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 11:56:05 AM
A good supply of Diaper bags.
Get A Brain... by Regina V. Dudley	Oct 12th, 2007 11:57:21 AM
Morans!
If we had a brain we could spell morons correctly. by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 12th, 2007 11:59:07 AM
Nuff said.
Rambo: Use Your Damn Articles by Guy Gaduois	Oct 12th, 2007 12:04:08 PM

RAMBO: NEVER HESITATE TO PUT A FOOL ON HIS BACK by Acne Scarface	Oct 12th, 2007 12:04:21 PM

Rambo: If It's Gonna Be That Kind of Party, I'm Gonna Stick My D by Darth Sticky	Oct 12th, 2007 12:05:52 PM

Actually, I like it by wash	Oct 12th, 2007 12:06:33 PM
It makes it sound like the bloody exploitation flick I'm expecting it to be.
Rambo: Swimming to Cambodia and back again. by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:07:09 PM

They Call Me MISTER Rambo !! by skimn	Oct 12th, 2007 12:11:56 PM
!!
If changing the title is the worst by Daddylonghead	Oct 12th, 2007 12:12:14 PM
interference that Sly and we, his fans, have to deal with, then we're getting off lucky. Call it whatever you want, just don't fuck with Sly's actual film itself!
John Rambo and the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Ro by TheMarineBiologist	Oct 12th, 2007 12:15:19 PM
That sounds better...
bert Ford by TheMarineBiologist	Oct 12th, 2007 12:16:01 PM
Something makes me think that there are still a few bugs in this new system.
Directed by Wolfgang Peterson by skimn	Oct 12th, 2007 12:19:26 PM
Das Ramboot !!
by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:22:15 PM
RAMBO: BIG MAC ATTACK AND BACK
RAMBO: BIG MAC ATTACK AND BACK! by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:23:03 PM

RAMBO:ATTACK OF THE WERERABBIT by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:23:57 PM

Rambo: 28 Years Later by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:24:17 PM

Stop with the fucking fake titles, retards! by Daddylonghead	Oct 12th, 2007 12:24:30 PM
Or at least just save them all up and post them in a single post. Seriously, you're ruining the fucking talkbacks! I don't care if you do it to Indy-- hell, I did it in an Indy TB (though at least mine were funny), and Indy is crap anyway-- but LEAVE THE FUCKING RAMBO TALKBACKS FOR THE ACTUAL RAMBO FANS... Some of us over-the-age-of-14 folks are extremely, extremely excited about this movie, and wrecking the talkback with unfunny bullshit is mega-frustrating. So fucking stop, please!
RAMBO: BACK TO THE WELL. by Gilkuliehe	Oct 12th, 2007 12:24:32 PM
You guys are funny.
To Hell and Back by skimn	Oct 12th, 2007 12:24:51 PM
Rambo battles Satan's gay lover Sadam Hussien, in a winner takes all arm wrestling tournament.
Sorry Daddy. by Gilkuliehe	Oct 12th, 2007 12:25:23 PM
I really feel like a douche after your post.
RAMBO: NIK NAK PATTY WAK AND BACK by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:25:30 PM

Rambo: Daddylonghead Mega-Frustrated by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:28:23 PM

Rambo: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! by joegiant	Oct 12th, 2007 12:28:46 PM
I'll still be there opening night...what can i say?
RAMBO: DUDE WHERE'S MY SCAR? by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:31:11 PM

Rambo: Bush Did 9/11 - What, Too Soon? ... And Back by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 12:33:18 PM

JOHN RAMBO: And the Curse of the Rogaine Mullet by palewook	Oct 12th, 2007 12:33:35 PM
would be better..
Rambo: Stallone Will Sell This In An AICN Talkback by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 12:35:01 PM
Sorry to sort of double post but...you know. It's kind of a gem. Or barring that, TRUE.
RAMBO: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:35:04 PM

Yes, I am a cranky old fart by Daddylonghead	Oct 12th, 2007 12:35:11 PM
...until I get drunk in a couple hours and decide it is hilarious to rampage in a talkback and mock and aggravate fans of Star Wars or Transformers or Kevin Smith or whatever other thing I happen to dislike, with my own off-topic crap... So I am a hypocrite, but I am a hyprocrite who is extremely excited about Rambo, goddammit!
The John Stays! Just make the text for "J'" smaller Than the Te by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 12:35:34 PM

The "JOHN" Stays! Just make the text for "JOHN' smaller than the by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 12:37:14 PM
Place JOHN above the RAMBO text and make John smaller in size. Stupid fuckers!
RAMBO: TO HELLO KITTY AND BACK by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:37:15 PM

Daddylonghead to AICN: "Leave Rambo ALONE!" by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 12:39:16 PM
Leave him alone! You all make your money off of him and then make fun of him! It's not his fault! He's only human -- LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Rambo: West Ham Story by Chilli815	Oct 12th, 2007 12:40:33 PM
About a survivor of Vietnam and the ham sandwich that he can never be with because he's married to the mob.
RAMBO: NO RESOLVE by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 12:41:20 PM
Thats a better title.
Stop! by skimn	Oct 12th, 2007 12:41:56 PM
Or Daddylonghead Will Shoot!!
LEAVE DADDYLONGHEAD ALONE! by TheMarineBiologist	Oct 12th, 2007 12:43:13 PM
He loves his grandmother!
Rambo: Yobo by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:44:12 PM

TYLER PERRY'S RAMBO by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:45:26 PM

RAMBO: There and... dammit, already used. by TheMarineBiologist	Oct 12th, 2007 12:47:02 PM
~
KITTY AND STUDS 2: RAMBONER by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:47:24 PM

Rambo wins Nobel Peace Prize by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:48:58 PM
Blows money buying new weapons
Rambo: Get to steppin' by Ang_Lee	Oct 12th, 2007 12:49:04 PM

RAMBO: TO HELL WITH CRACK (IT'S WHACK) by Acne Scarface	Oct 12th, 2007 12:49:22 PM

WHAT THE FUCK! by C Legion	Oct 12th, 2007 12:53:42 PM
I have not read any of the Talkback, so do not know if this is a joke. If it is not, CHANGE THE TITLE BACK! Ya hear me? Get Mr. Stallone back here so we can discuss this, he has already proved he is receptive to his fanbase, and respectful to film fans in general. He also proved he is a clever fucker, and this change is surely not his idea.
RAMBO: ABSOLUTE RAGE by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 12:54:15 PM

Rambo: Murdock... I'm coming to get you! by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:54:24 PM

When Rambo Met Borat by Mr. Jack Burton	Oct 12th, 2007 12:55:02 PM
Jagshemash! Today I haves her the most famous soldier from the whole US of A. Rambos!! So tells me Rambos, why does your mouth looks like the vagine of a hooker that had stroke???
Rambo: God didn't make Rambo, I made him! by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:56:20 PM

Rambo: What's the matter Mitch? Don't you like water sports? by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:56:47 PM

RAMBO: ReVengeance by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 12:57:28 PM

Rambo: Salvation's End by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 12:58:39 PM
Admit it, you like it. Either that, or "Rambo: Son of the Revenge of the Curse of Crystal Ham"
RAMBO: CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 12:59:02 PM

Rambo: Texas Ranger by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 12:59:03 PM

Rambo: And The Chipmunks by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 12:59:26 PM

Rambo: Nothing is over! Nothing! by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 12:59:51 PM
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
R-A-M-B-O, R-A-M-B-O, R-A-M-B-O by skimn	Oct 12th, 2007 01:00:04 PM
And Rambo was his name - O !
Rambo: It's not a hate crime if they attack you first! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:01:13 PM

Rambo: Back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:01:17 PM

RAMBOFINGER by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:03:30 PM

Rambo: So The Drama by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:05:18 PM

Rambo: Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:05:20 PM

RAMBO: SCORNED by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 01:05:26 PM

RAMBO: HELL HATH by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 01:05:56 PM

Rambo Vs Ocean's 11 by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:06:41 PM
Ocean's 10, Ocean's 9, Ocean's 8, Ocean's 7, Ocean's 6... (We all know that The Incredible Yes will die first!)
RAMBO: CONTEMPT by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 01:07:13 PM
Anything, anything... "Too Hell & Back" That is Meat Loaf. It sounds dumb.
Whoops, not Yes, YeN! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:07:25 PM
How to ruin a bad joke...
Rambo: There are no friendly civilians! by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:07:53 PM

Somewhere Over The RAMBO! by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 01:09:11 PM

Rambo: Look John, you've done some damage here by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:09:36 PM

John Rambo IV by skimn	Oct 12th, 2007 01:09:47 PM
The Vet Who Shagged Me
Rambo: knee-deep in all that blood and guts. by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:10:49 PM

Rambo: I covered your ass more than once. by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:11:24 PM

Rambo: It's good to hear your voice Johnny by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:12:02 PM

This movie will Ramblow by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 01:12:32 PM
Seriously, is there even a need for this sequel? I can see Indy 4 - which, granted there is no need for either but... but I can see it. But this is like... hey why not do another Police Academy or a Meatballs 69, while we're at it? Where is the public demand for another awful Rambo movie?
Rambo: 3rd blood part 4 by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:13:44 PM

Rambo: The only guy who had a tough time in Vietnam by Norseman1111	Oct 12th, 2007 01:13:56 PM

Rambo vs. Megaforce by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:14:30 PM

Rambo: Up Your Ass and Back by WONKABAR	Oct 12th, 2007 01:15:12 PM
Seriously though, I'm 100% with Merrick. The new title really sucks
RAMBO AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (and blow the sh%! out of it) by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:15:24 PM

Rambo vs. Ron Kovic by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:16:00 PM

Skittles: Taste a Rambo of fruit flavors! by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:16:49 PM

Skittles: Taste a Rambo of fruit flavors! by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:18:00 PM

Rambo: Just because I wear a Jade necklace doesn't make me gay. by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:19:14 PM

Rambo Vs Delta Force by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:19:48 PM
STALLONE:NORRIS (Cool profile poster of both staring at each other like the "War" poster. Remember that movie? No? Ok.) In a battle to see who can market a new grill that doubles as a resistance trainer made of protein pudding.
COLONEL TRAUTMAN:THE RAMBO WHISPERER by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:19:59 PM

Rambo: The only guy who had a tough time in Vietnam - still laug by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 01:20:02 PM
That's fucking genius.
laughing, I meant. by www.valiens.com	Oct 12th, 2007 01:20:50 PM

RAMBO: NOMAD GONE WILD by ThePilgrim	Oct 12th, 2007 01:21:06 PM

RAMBO: THE DOVES OF PEACE by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 01:21:14 PM
"This time he's going to talk it out"
Rambo: To hell with the MPAA by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:21:21 PM

RAMBO VS JOHN SPARTAN VS COBRA VS ROCKY VS TANGO OR CASH by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:23:26 PM
Its a comedy where he plays every role just like Eddie Murphy!
Desperately Seeking Rambo by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:23:37 PM

RAMBO GETS CARTER by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:24:30 PM

who cares,this movie still looks great by liljuniorbrown	Oct 12th, 2007 01:24:33 PM
I'm in Rambo. Together we'll eat things that make billy goats puke.
Rambo On A Plane by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:24:41 PM
Helicopters are so 1985...
RAMBO DETOX by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:24:50 PM

RAMBONER by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:25:21 PM

Rambo: The Real Demolition Man! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 12th, 2007 01:25:22 PM

RAMBO: MARITAL THERAPIST by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 01:25:28 PM
Err...I think that should have been 'Martial'
DODGE RAMBO by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:26:21 PM

RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK-WITH A LAYOVER IN JERSEY by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:26:39 PM

RAMBINA: TRANSSEXUAL HELL IN THE L.Z by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 01:28:10 PM
Adrieeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
RAMBO VS JASON GOES TO HELL...AND BACK by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:29:07 PM

RAMBO: WHO'S KEEPING A BODYCOUNT? by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 01:29:22 PM

RAMBROCKOVICH by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:29:36 PM

RAMBO IN SPACE by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:29:46 PM

RAMBO: BACK TO DA HOOD by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:30:49 PM
He and the Leprechaun fuck some shit up.
Lionsgate are morons by DirkD13"	Oct 12th, 2007 01:31:15 PM
John Rambo is succint and a hell of a lot more sophisticated then Rambo: To Hell & Back. I wonder if he'll meet Dutch missionary Stanna Staerleeft on his adventures.
Why isn't this on AICN? by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:31:41 PM
http://optimus.transformersmov ie.com It's cooler than shit.
ITALION STALION 2: JOHNS RAM BONE by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:32:11 PM

RAMBOWLER: THE BIG LEBOWSKI by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:33:00 PM

RAMBO VS TECH JANSEN by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:33:18 PM
STALLONE:COLBERT Oh yes there will be funny.
RAMBO: I AM DA LAW!!! by DudeNYC	Oct 12th, 2007 01:33:26 PM

RAMBO VS THE VOLCANO by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:34:32 PM
Starring Tom...er...Colin Hanks!
RAMBO: PENTIONERS IN ARMS! by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 01:36:44 PM

RAMBO AND THE ENCHANTED LOCKET by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:38:02 PM
John Rambo must face his greatest enemy: His broken childhood. He is guided through a whimsical tour of a magical world of adventure by a duck billed platapus named Pepe. Soon he discovers that it doesn't matter how many people you've killed because its never too late to be a child!
RAMBO BABIES by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:38:32 PM
A baby Rambo escapes from his crib by savagely beating down other babies in the crib that have been harrasing him. He is then chased by lil'Teasle who with the help of babysitter Trautman finally capture baby Rambo just in time as baby Rambo has jujst shit his diapers.
RAMBO: EYE OF THE TROUSER SNAKE by KillaKane	Oct 12th, 2007 01:38:56 PM

THE RAMBO RELOADED by Acne Scarface	Oct 12th, 2007 01:39:20 PM

RAMBO 4: RAMMING SPEED by The Winged Doucheman	Oct 12th, 2007 01:40:22 PM
Starring David Cross as speed.
Holy. Fucking. Shit by finky089	Oct 12th, 2007 01:41:21 PM
I'm not sure which I'm more stunned by: the crappy title change or the amazing number of Rambo titles already birthed in this Talkback. "Rambo" really IS the new "Indiana Jones"...at least for now.
RAMBOT VS TRANSFORMERS VS KNIGHT RIDER by WONKABAR	Oct 12th, 2007 01:41:41 PM

No seriously, go to this link now by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:43:11 PM
Remember how you could have Samuel Jackson call your friends for the Snakes on a Plane Promo? Well, how about Optimus Prime? Geeks, unite and sport wood http://optimus.transformersmov ie.com
RAMBO: THE SEARCH FOR DIRTY SANCHEZ by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:44:31 PM

Rambo Hates The Browns by rodcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:44:36 PM

RAMBO: JUST SET IT AND FORGET IT by DAVIDDOGG	Oct 12th, 2007 01:47:42 PM

RAMBO 4: SUPERBAD by The Winged Doucheman<

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