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by RedSpartan
Oct 10th, 2007
05:02:05 PM
Firsty McFirsterson
Ohhh...hell no!
by Garbageman33
Oct 10th, 2007
05:02:07 PM
James Newton Howard will own your asses on 12/14/07
by Musicballs
Oct 10th, 2007
05:02:30 PM
So they took my advice and gave him a big ass gun!
by Batutta
Oct 10th, 2007
05:03:13 PM
Better...Hated Constantine though so I'm not holding my breath about the movie.
Is this the one where robots attack? Or aliens?
by Heckles
Oct 10th, 2007
05:04:18 PM
Or Kevin James? I'm confused.
Vampires you fool !!
by barnaby jones
Oct 10th, 2007
05:06:18 PM
Smith is fast running out of creatures to save the world from.
Of course he's not alone!
by Gozu
Oct 10th, 2007
05:11:15 PM
He has a dog.
Will Smith.
by Tal111
Oct 10th, 2007
05:12:12 PM
Why'd it have to be Will Smith?
Oh! You did not just try and bite me with them big ol fangs!
by Virtual Satyr
Oct 10th, 2007
05:12:53 PM
Kiss your garlic fearing. blood sucking, ugly ass face goodbye!
A few of my friends were hoping this would play Fantastic Fest..
by TheRealSeveren
Oct 10th, 2007
05:16:13 PM
because they refuse to see it in theatres. Theyre in the minority of course and i hope this is a huge hit for Francis Lawrence. I dont like the casting but Will Smith and Tom Cruise are the only stars that really put asses in seats so I understand why a studio would want a bankable actor when putting up so much $$$ for a story like this. Its a compromise. I for one, will be there opening night and I have a good feeling about this movie even though I would still like to see a simpler version that follows the book at some point. I still think Ryan Reynolds as Neville and Jack Black as Cortman would have been inspired casting. Having a flashback of the two of them carpooling to work before everything happens and seeing what a good guy Cortman was and then trying to make Black truly scary would have been really interesting to watch. By the way, I respect all of you.
seeing this poster makes me want them to remake Boy and his Dog
by JackLint
Oct 10th, 2007
05:27:37 PM
One of the best post-apocalypse movies i've seen. Also has one of the best endings ever.
The Last Man on Earth 2 - Second 2 Last...directed by M. Bay
by StudioPlant69
Oct 10th, 2007
05:27:47 PM
gfy
Aw, sheet no!
by JackPumpkinhead
Oct 10th, 2007
05:32:29 PM
Will this slimebag ever stop ruining sci-fi classics with his nonpresence? What's next, "Will Smith's Isaac Asimov's Foundation"?
Yes, he has a dog! Hooray for Fluffy!
by Proman1984
Oct 10th, 2007
05:37:53 PM
Still not TOO excited.
Looks lame
by Klaus Herzog
Oct 10th, 2007
05:37:54 PM
I can't even be arsed to explain why
JackPumpkinhead
by D_T
Oct 10th, 2007
05:38:57 PM
Oh shit, you've just doomed us, hahahaha!!
Those birds are fucking huge...
by Hellboy
Oct 10th, 2007
05:39:08 PM
...
Poor Photoshop job
by sean bean
Oct 10th, 2007
05:39:41 PM
I like the sepia palette except but the Fresh Prince & dog look totally out of place in colour... like they've wandered in from a different poster
Vampires, marketing spin...
by D_T
Oct 10th, 2007
05:41:09 PM
...I wonder if they're going to try to keep the Vampire element "secret" during most of the ad campaign? So far - though it's early still - they haven't made any mention of it.
sean bean
by D_T
Oct 10th, 2007
05:43:12 PM
They're Colorforms® so you can have an I Am Legend action pack: "Use your favortite action star! Will Smith! Tom Cruise! The Rock! Have fun, it won't effect the excitement!"
yeah, those bords ARE big
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
05:47:04 PM
perhaps they ate all the other humans?
Change the movie title..
by tehDude
Oct 10th, 2007
05:48:00 PM
Cause that poster is for The Littlest Hobo the Movie...
I agree that Smith is one of a handful of actors that puts
by skimn
Oct 10th, 2007
05:48:29 PM
actual butts in seats, as his last films can attest. Cruise can hit and miss at times, and we'll see how Hanks does this winter. Smith has proven he can act with the proper material ( Ali, Happyness ), so I'll reserve judgement until this comes out. I recently rewatched 28 Day Later and was impressed with the desolution Boyle was able to acheive on empty London streets on a low budget. I am a sucker for "last man" stories, and the highly digital "New York ghost town" does look good here though.

by TiPPiDa
Oct 10th, 2007
05:50:15 PM
I think this can be made better if you still have Smith walking with his dog, but make it down the middle of San Francisco... and have some blurry photoshop images of what could be faces or eyes or something looking at him through the buildings windows.. something subtle.. something that you have to actually look at to spot. Like the radio transmission text though... kinda cool.
The Omega Man and Last Man on Earth
by Dark Knight Lite
Oct 10th, 2007
05:56:10 PM
Chuck Heston and Vincent Price would take turns shooting and pounding stakes into Will Smith's sorry hide. Pass.
I dont think anybody cares....
by Redfive!
Oct 10th, 2007
05:56:33 PM
About this,really.Its fuc*en Will Smith,it reeks I,Robot and all the other crap special effect films he's ever done. It should of been someone like Guy Pierce or Jim Cavazel not the fresh prince,hell might as wel had Alfonso roberto or uncle phil.Im avoiding this like the plague.
if they want this movie to be a hit
by Magic Rat
Oct 10th, 2007
06:00:34 PM
I guarantee you they changed the ending.
the love interest...
by PotSmokinAlien
Oct 10th, 2007
06:04:20 PM
will she be a white chick in this? since charleton heston's was a black girl.

also on that note, will this end with will smith in a jesus pose in a fountain of his own blood?

the dog dies
by crackydoodledoo
Oct 10th, 2007
06:07:05 PM
pretty quickly in the story, I figured it would not in a Will Smith vehicle- the poster makes me think I was right and this will be a large piece of crap.
Why not just give him a kid too?
by CarmillaVonDoom
Oct 10th, 2007
06:15:32 PM
Worst. Adaptation. Ever.
A Bridge Too Far
by bythehairofsanjaya
Oct 10th, 2007
06:19:39 PM
Uh, why did the bridge collapse? A million vampires walked across in lock step?
To those who have read the source material....
by CarmillaVonDoom
Oct 10th, 2007
06:20:32 PM
Are ANY of you excited about this abomination? I'm practically choking on my hatred of this and I haven't even seen it yet!
Referencing
by The Duke Of Madness
Oct 10th, 2007
06:22:27 PM
Me and the Omega Man wouldn't see this film if it was the Last Movie on Earth.
ANOTHER BIG EXPENSIVE WARNER BROS BOMB?
by CopOnTheEdge
Oct 10th, 2007
06:24:44 PM
Yep. Don't mean to be negative, but I feel no buzz and have seen no ads on TV and no trailers in theaters for this and it's supposed to open in a couple months. This is supposed to be an EVENT film, right?
I pray this does not suck!
by RoarsLoudly
Oct 10th, 2007
06:25:40 PM
No pun intended.
Um, the Axe "Gamekillers" rollover on top is actually FUNNY!
by CopOnTheEdge
Oct 10th, 2007
06:28:44 PM
They got a good concept there, with some funny writing and good casting. Better than any major studio $100 million comedy any day.
Road Warrior
by bluebottle
Oct 10th, 2007
06:31:13 PM
this is taken directly from a publicity still for the road warrior.

http://tinyurl.com/yplxmc
Akiva Goldsman had his hands in this?
by TheSeeker7
Oct 10th, 2007
06:31:36 PM
I didn't know that. uhhhh boy... *eeek*
Apocolypse Movies 101: FUCK UP ALL BRIDGES!!!!
by SydBarretsMyDad
Oct 10th, 2007
06:34:02 PM
Thats why Im storing up bridge spans in my back yard. Fuck the neighbors, im gonna be ridge!!
So this happens after the JJ Abrahams monster attacks Right???
by DarthRazor
Oct 10th, 2007
06:34:24 PM
I can not wait for this movie
by johnyaztec
Oct 10th, 2007
06:56:02 PM
...wait, wait... What the fuck am I saying this movie is going to be SHIT, The first one with Vinnie P. was the best, Omega MAn was just silly this one will suck harder than a white highschool girl giving her black boyfriend head for the first time. Face it folks, Hollywood is out of ideas. Until we stop going to the movies they are only going to keep putting shit like this out. PS the 1-18-08 poster OWNS
Sorry, Mode_7
by Garbageman33
Oct 10th, 2007
07:06:35 PM
I got my Big Willie "Awww, hayllll naw" confused with my Kanye West "Ohhh, helll noooo". My mistake. Frankly, I'm embarrassed.
No way the ending...
by slickjohnny
Oct 10th, 2007
07:19:33 PM
... will be the same as the book. Will Smith can't die in the end- he'll find a complete cure and everyone will be happy, or something similarly lame. And with all the mentions in the talkback of zombified vampires, where are all the "gimme a spolier warning" crybabies?
JackPumkpkinHead
by QuinnTheEskimo
Oct 10th, 2007
07:25:09 PM
What, you can't see Smith as Hari Seldon?
Poster Should Show His House...
by skoobyx
Oct 10th, 2007
07:27:57 PM
With the houses on each side burned down and garlic in the windows. That better be in the movie at least.

BTW are we lucky Rob Zombie isn't directing this? Its his favorite book...

And another thig
by johnyaztec
Oct 10th, 2007
07:29:29 PM
Why the fuck is Will Smith the hero in this? You know he is going to do a dumb as fuck video singing about how he's a legend. This is going to be nothing more than Men in Black with attitude. Where in the hell is wesley snipes when you need him? At least I know he can kick Vampire ass
thanks for spoiling the ending
by jivatmax
Oct 10th, 2007
07:30:09 PM
ass wipes
Welcome to Erf!
by Aquatarkusman
Oct 10th, 2007
07:31:03 PM
A Fresh Prince and His Dog!
Of course he isn't alone, I see a dog....
by The Dum Guy
Oct 10th, 2007
07:42:20 PM
I bet he lives off Twinkies.
Book had a wonderful pace.
by kikuchiyoboy
Oct 10th, 2007
07:55:17 PM
Can't imagine this being like that. I wonder if it will keep the ending. Either way I actually enjoy Will Smith. I Robot was hard to watch though. So what evs. The book was good and that's all I need. I hope this movie is at least half decent.

If they get the desolation of the character and the somber pace of the novel right, then sweet. If not... oh well.
BY THE WAY IF YOU JUST JUMPED IN THIS TB DON'T READ ANY POSTS
by kikuchiyoboy
Oct 10th, 2007
07:57:23 PM
Unless you've already read the book or don't care about possible spoilers. But by now I guess it's too late.
Not alone....duh there are Vampires type guys trying to kill him
by PervOmatic
Oct 10th, 2007
08:00:44 PM
How can Harry not figure that out?
If this is about vampires...
by Darwyn
Oct 10th, 2007
08:01:21 PM
...Then why does the trailer show the bridge being blown up with missles during the human exodus? Do the vampires have jets?
If that was Clive Owen or Christian Bale there you guys would di
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Oct 10th, 2007
08:05:56 PM
Fucking racist assholes. Of course I'm partly kidding, jeez calm down. I know Will Smith is shitty cause he's a goofy bastard not because his skin is a brown color.
Yea, he's not alone
by vini77
Oct 10th, 2007
08:07:32 PM
cause his dog is there, DUH.
So this is a Cop/Dog buddy movie right?
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Oct 10th, 2007
08:16:44 PM
Like the one where Chuck Norris saves the Pope with his dog partner
Itty Bitty Bow Wow
by FILMFUNK
Oct 10th, 2007
08:18:02 PM
that's a diddy alsation and a rubbish paste job altogether! says nowt about nowt about nowt cept jug lugs Knob end Fresh Twat's in it with a little dog and a big gun and he's coming back from the end of the pier after a hard day shooting fish and or bridges.
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH...
by mrdinky
Oct 10th, 2007
08:21:04 PM
...AND HIS DOG.

seriously, what gives with these promos? "the last man on earth...is not alone." but all of the promos show him alone...with his dog. wtf? it's a remake that's been remade before. what exactly do they think they're hiding? it just looks stupid.

Getting ready to go on a trip
by Turd Furgeson
Oct 10th, 2007
08:21:20 PM
and bought this book for my plane reading..... Cool concept. I hope we get less bad boys wil smith in this one...
As a Die Hard I AM LEGEND fan...
by moto
Oct 10th, 2007
08:44:43 PM
I was worried when Smith was cast last year. VERY worried. I didn't want to see the Smith acting antics of the popcorn flicks ID4, MIB, etc. I didn't want that type of Neville. Nic Cage was attached for quite awhile, which would have been okay... although now I'm kind of sick of the guy. Sadly enough, I even wanted Arnold himself in the role back when he and Ridley were going to tackle this.

BUT, after seeing Smith in Pursuit of Happyness, I WAS 100% SOLD ON HIM in this role! 100%. That was really the first role where the antics of Will Smith the blockbuster movie star were null and void. He's sporting his natural gray now too (as he did for that role).

I'm pumped to see this. Whoever said "Worst Adaptation Ever" is an idiot because THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT YET.

Hopefully they pull off the last man on earth shit very well. It's compelling. As far as the vampire-like tribes go, all I hope is that they inject some realism and humanism into them, rather than make this some lame zombie flick. They gotta be scary, but we gotta see why they are like that. Hopefully they treat them like cursed souls trying to survive, rather than blood thirsty ferrel monsters.

But I'm sold on Smith. I think naysayers will be surprised. Trust me, I too was appalled at the idea of a Will Smith I AM LEGEND. But you gotta see PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS to know what I mean.

Holy Richard Chase childhood stories BATMAN!
by Neosamurai85
Oct 10th, 2007
08:47:57 PM
He's not alone... he has a dog... and those are some big fucking birds in the background. Will this tie in with Macbeth?
Fact Checklist:
by ballsmcretard
Oct 10th, 2007
08:52:00 PM
1.A Boy and His Dog is a great movie. But we have to be quiet, if some asshole hears about this movie and how great it is...they might remake it...and you just know they will change the end! 2.Will Smith and this movie will ruin a classic novel that inspired many great things.
CarmillaVonDoom -> Source Material
by D_T
Oct 10th, 2007
08:54:49 PM
So far nothing I've seen is even close to the source material - the book is a slow burn, it's claustrophobic - hell Tom Hanks slowly losing it in Castaway is more more on point. I always thought maybe someone like Adrien Brody? I think they've designed a movie to work with how they think Will Smith should be used (Independence Day, I Robot, Bad Boys). My fingers are crossed, it's one of my favorite books.
Will Smith vs. Adam Sandler
by Series7
Oct 10th, 2007
08:59:36 PM
Who can crap out the most consecutive $100 million grossing pictures? Well at least Will Smith makes movies I may want to see, while Adam Sandler just seems to be hoping that his fans will just show up ...just because. Constantine was the tits though.
This uh...this dog looks...well
by topdolla69
Oct 10th, 2007
09:02:46 PM
I want to know why the fucking dog looks so healthy, were they too scared to use the dying dog who eventually dies after the dude finally wins his love, or what? that was a big part in that story, and my favorite part. shit, its a short story, why would you need to cut it up anymore?
the bridge
by topdolla69
Oct 10th, 2007
09:06:04 PM
i think they're probably gonna have the army blow up the bridge to prevent this outbreak from...uh...breaking out. just a thought
why dont they..
by nolan bautista
Oct 10th, 2007
09:59:08 PM
..emphasize the vampire/undead vibe in the story? I dont know..just mumbling..throwin' that in there..you know..ahh never mind!! somebody should take a flame thrower to this place and..and..ahh fuggit about it..fart-knockers..
The trailer was lame
by crackydoodledoo
Oct 10th, 2007
10:11:27 PM
I don't know why they even used I Am Legend as the title, Will Smith cruising in a bitch'n' red mustang, the world destroyed, the dog- It should have been called something else all together- why butcher such a great short story?!?
What's with the blatant SPOILERS all over this project?!
by DanDelion
Oct 10th, 2007
10:20:01 PM
The way the add campaign is going it seems like it's supposed to be a big mystery, but every fucking website everywhere can't mention this film's title without going VAMPIRES OMFG!!! right along side it. I'm sorry, not all of us have read the book, and it would have been nice to go into something like this with a surprise or two in store.
HARRY HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US ABOUT THE SEQUEL?!
by Deus Vult
Oct 10th, 2007
10:20:02 PM
The original screenwriter of I Am Legend, Mark Protosevich, pitched the idea of a sequel to Warner Bros., though a deal has not been finalized. The Los Angeles Times reports the possibility of Protosevich setting the sequel at least ten years in the future.
It doesn't have "umph"?
by Osmosis Jones
Oct 10th, 2007
10:36:39 PM
I believe you mean "ooomph".
the bridge...
by seekshelter
Oct 10th, 2007
10:38:03 PM
are they really going with the 'black people can't swim' stereotype? i'm sure he can find some way to get out of there...
spoilers....
by seekshelter
Oct 10th, 2007
10:40:09 PM
the story is old as hell and already been filmed twice... how can you be a movie geek and not know that this has undead mutant vampires??? ... and i haven't read the book either and i know that much..
No 'true; sequel. Matheson never wrote one. Main Character dies
by Stormwatcher
Oct 10th, 2007
11:11:17 PM
So what Sequel shit are you talking about? I can write a Sequel to Scarface too. Pay me enough
Twenty bucks the dog dies.
by mefrog
Oct 10th, 2007
11:12:38 PM
I mean, of COURSE it's gonna happen.
dude...are you kidding
by Bagheera
Oct 10th, 2007
11:20:25 PM
I'm not nitpicky, but that has got to be the worst cut & paste photoshop job I have ever seen, and for a Hollywood poster? Do you see the shadows under their feet, or lack of? I'm not even going to talk about the wonky perspective. Mon Dieu, people.
Big Willie is a 1st-class douchebag
by JohnnyS2
Oct 11th, 2007
12:23:28 AM
But the man is money in the bank, you got to admit.
this will be krap with a capital K...
by lynxpro
Oct 11th, 2007
12:30:50 AM
First off, the script wasn't so hot to begin with. Any semi-competent search will land you the script from online. Then you realize that we went from the possibility of Sir Ridley Scott directing this mofo back in 1998 with the Governator in the lead role to now watching Will "Awe Hell Nah" Smith in it and adding to the tally of scifi flicks that he has personally ruined. Awesome! Fandango this biotch now! Warner Bros. Pictures needs your hard earned drachmas pronto so they can afford more magic nose candy that allows them to make such brilliant greenlight decisions!
this is not the present I asked for the day after my birthday.
by lynxpro
Oct 11th, 2007
12:32:36 AM
Probably just as bad as "Star Trek Nemesis" was. Hollywood, stop opening up shite movies on my birthday (or on the day after)!
You people just don't understand
by I_Snake_Plissken
Oct 11th, 2007
12:36:26 AM
Dialogue snippet after Will Smith meets his love interest: She said, "How do I know you're not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic" I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince, beside, would a lunatic have a dog like this?"
of course he isnt alone...he has his ears
by CQuest
Oct 11th, 2007
12:38:11 AM
he can fly fly away
Heston with alzheimers would still out-act Smith in this role...
by lynxpro
Oct 11th, 2007
12:39:12 AM
"The Omega Man" will still kick the cinematic ass of this flick because Heston is believable in the role. Granted, Heston's Neville seemed to enjoy his status a bit too much, but watching him cheerfully blast those mutant bastards is still fun to watch. I look forward to being able to purchase it on Blu-ray in November. I hope Warner spent more than $5 on the HD transfer, but I won't hold my breath on that assumption. I've yet to be impressed with a WB transfer on HD when compared to the high bit rate [AVC] transfers Sony has done for even films that I consider mediocre like "Hellboy".
Why didn't they just get Wesley Snipes?
by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu
Oct 11th, 2007
12:44:43 AM
This would have been a great Blade movie.
hell, Ron Glass would make a better Neville than Smith...
by lynxpro
Oct 11th, 2007
12:49:49 AM
I still wish the WB would have filmed this movie back in 98 with Kurt Russell in the role and Rob Bowman in the director's chair. Sigh.
I AM GOLLUM
by Nezzer6364
Oct 11th, 2007
12:54:24 AM
With his pointy ears and bald head, Will Smith looks like Gollum. The one sheet looks so bad they should have just pasted in Gollum instead of Smith like this one h ttp://tinyurl.com/335bfc
will's facial expression
by PotSmokinAlien
Oct 11th, 2007
01:01:41 AM
don't get me wrong--- this poster is dogshit and i would bet money this movie will suck. but i don't think will smith is going to be the guy who ruins it and here's why, i just zoomed in to read the small radio transmission text or whatever and scrolled down and noticed that will smith's facial expression actually is the expression of a man who is not quite convinced he is alone in the universe, who has gone to the same place day after day hoping to have someone else there meet him-- and getting that last little piece of his hope crushed when no one is there, for god knows how long, every single day, and all he has is some stupid looking dog to hang out with. so blame warner bros or (especially) akiva goldman or whatever, but don't blame will smith for the reason this thing will probably suck. the reason people like him isn't because he says 'aw hell no', it's because he seems believable and soulful when he says it and many other things.
Best thing about this: The Dark Knight trailer!!
by Mike_D
Oct 11th, 2007
01:07:49 AM
I cant wait.
this movie was made for those unfamiliar with the book or the pr
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Oct 11th, 2007
01:18:40 AM
it was made for an audience that doesnt read and hasnt got the patience to sit through scifi/horror b movie classics like "the last man on earth" and "the omega man" - in other words - not me - having seen "i robot" (which had a good director "dark city") im not hopeful here - but wouldnt it be great if im wrong - if the director for this and even will smith convinced the studio to pay for and release a movie with balls (for a change) - that is scary thought provoking and dares to break all conventions (the hero dies but manages to save someone else in the process - like in "omega man") - i have to admit the trailer looked pretty good - i agree with a previous poster that if this gets a pg-13 im passing - will smith in a big budget scifi/horror/action movie released in december thats rated R - i doubt it
as far as posters go
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Oct 11th, 2007
01:27:29 AM
no one uses actual painted art anymore - for the same reason most movies suck - the audience theyre for are morons that are turned off and confused by real art - they need to see actual photos of the actors in these movies so they can point to the poster and say "me like him - ugh - me see this movie" - even classics like the original star wars trilogy opt for bad photoshop comps for their dvd covers - instead of their great original movie poster art - lame
Magneto's back, and no bridge is safe
by MattmanReturns
Oct 11th, 2007
01:31:08 AM
Cuz the only way to get across a body of water is to tear apart a bridge and make it float. Anyway I like the color scheme of the poster.
The last man alive is black
by Mr_X
Oct 11th, 2007
02:29:15 AM
word. you rascist motherfuckers.
why wear clothes?
by ironic_name
Oct 11th, 2007
03:36:05 AM
shuttlepod
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Oct 11th, 2007
03:48:11 AM
thanks for proving my point - stick to your flock - speaking of struzan - he wouldve done nothing bought made this will smith movie better had he painted a poster for it - his unused hellboy poster is amazing - and it was never seen - replaced by more photoshop crap - the studio opted for "x-men" like images of the cast instead of a real old school movie poster that captured the essence of and even elevated the movie it was for - like the hildebrandts star wars poster - or the jaws poster - or the indy posters - in the old days (before laptops) movie posters were a real art form - even the ones that were photo montages - now theyre just disposable diversions - like the movies theyre for
THIS WILL FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 11th, 2007
03:52:00 AM
At least I hope so.
This had better be better than I, Robot
by Lost Jarv
Oct 11th, 2007
06:13:49 AM
shitty things in I Robot:

1) Will smith

2) raping the premise

3)Shia Leprick

4)Horrid product placement

5)Crappy, cheesy lines and stupid backstory

6)crappy product placement

7)Shitty pseudo-ironic comments on petrol based motorbikes

8)Horrid product placement.

I wonder how they are going to shoehorn in his "classic" 2007 vintage converse trainers into this, when there are no other characters to comment on it.

unless the dog talks. "WOOF, NICE SHOES, WOOF"

this is going to be bad because
by crweb
Oct 11th, 2007
06:40:23 AM
Sorry, but if anyone has read Richard Matheson's original novel. If anyone is an I Am Legend fan, I cannot see how anyone will like this. Last Man On Earth with Vincent Price was the best adaption even though Price was woefully miscast as Neville. Heston perfect for the part but Omega Man was no more I Am Legend than Rebbeca Of Sunny Brook Farm. If you're not going to film or stay true to the book why even use the title? Lets do Gone With The Wind, we'll cast Will Smith as Rett Butler and set it in New York. Read the book, Robert Neville is white, story takes place in L.A., no explosions, VERY little gunfire, Neville dies at the end, doesn't need a big budget. I've read the script, it's not I Am Legend. Any talented filmmaker could sit down with the book and use it as the script. This is a disaster.
This is not Will Smith's fault.
by Dokkalvar
Oct 11th, 2007
08:08:38 AM
Will smith is honestly fine for the character, but it was written by Akiva Goldsman and directed by a hack. They took it far far away from its original setting and completely eliminated much of the plot. It's rubbish and I hope it flops but not because Will Smith is a black guy, gets type-cast as the sassy black guy, or that NY is an overused setting or ANY OTHER EXCUSE that will be made other then the money men got in the way and they are the ones who failed. When the fingers start pointing they should be zoned in square towards the suits not Will Smith.
How does Goldman keep getting work?
by Lost Jarv
Oct 11th, 2007
08:21:43 AM
He isn't fit to write the jokes on lollipop sticks. Or the copy for tampon ads. Or the Reader's Letters in magazines that little people can't reach. Or the instructions on tubes of hemmarhoid cream. I can go on with this for ages...
Lost Jarv
by Dokkalvar
Oct 11th, 2007
08:26:07 AM
Because he does what he's told.
Charlton Heston Owned
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 11th, 2007
08:32:51 AM
all apocalypse genres in the seventies. Omega Man was awesome. Vincent Price is great, but I really didn't care for Last Man on Earth. I do own a good copy of the DVD, only $1 at Target, I kid you not. Too bad Chuck is suffering from Alzheimer's or some similar condition. I own a copy of his autobiography, and read his letter to friends and family when he learned of his condition. The man just oozes professionalism, class, humility, and common sense. It's going to suck when he and Clint are gone. At least Clint's in good health. As for Smith being black: who cares? As for him not being a "real" action star I suggest you watch the tunnel scene from I Robot again, especially where we find out about his arm, and when he confronts the other cops. To quote Smith "Does it look like I give a damn what you think?"
whether or not he does what he's told
by Lost Jarv
Oct 11th, 2007
08:33:30 AM
It's like if a builder is told to build a house to a design produced by a developer and then through slipshod technique produces a piece of shit that blows over with the first gust of wind, so the developer comes back and says "don't worry, these things happen" and has him build another house. This goes on and on, with the houses falling in until eventually people stop buying them. Yet the developer still keeps getting him to build houses to the his specifications.

enough is enough- put him out to pasture and maybe this shit will stop.

you are all dumb.
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Oct 11th, 2007
08:33:31 AM
Smith can do just about whatever he asked to do. Bad actor? Did you pricks see Ali or Pursuit of Happiness? Sure, he started with campy movies like ID4 and whatever else, but he's grown into a good actor.

not knowing the book i'm looking forward to this. and if you assholes where a more open minded and less fashionably pessimistic, you would be too.

so put that in your morning pipe and smoke it.

Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 11th, 2007
08:39:20 AM
Didn't see Pursuit, and only saw clips of Ali, but you are dead on. If Will Smith is told to play a comical hero, that's what he does. From what I saw of the POH trailer he nailed it. As far as his Aw Hell naaaah line that he does in almost all his movies I have four words for all haters: Arnold "I'll be back." Interestingly enough, he was once attached to this project in his pre governator days.
No you're not Mr. Monkey
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 11th, 2007
08:47:15 AM
To recap all I, Robot haters: First how many have read every single Asimov robot novel. Second, other than knowing the three laws I knew nothing about his robot novels before seeing the film. After I read them I was impressed with how many elements from his novels AND his myriad of short stories were incorporated. Three, now that I've read many robot shorts stories, and most of the novels I know that it would be next to impossible to make a "real" I,Robot movie. Four, Smith was awesome. Five, if the movie sucked, and everyone hates it, then why does FX run it everly week a la TNT Shawshank Redemption?
I'm sure it's already been mentioned but
by Black And Gold
Oct 11th, 2007
08:47:26 AM
that is some seriously craptacular photoshop work. wow.
dammit someone stole my hes not alone, he has a dog line!
by kilik777
Oct 11th, 2007
08:53:53 AM
The movie looks ok. It still looks too Hollywood style to be truly horrific. Im still hoping for the best though. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
crweb
by Black And Gold
Oct 11th, 2007
08:57:34 AM
Agreed 100%. Why even call it I Am Legend when it's drifted so far from the original source? A frickin red hot rod? COME ON!!! I will not be seeing this in the theater.
Even if you ignore the asimov novel
by Lost Jarv
Oct 11th, 2007
09:18:06 AM
Then you still have two insurmountable problems: Shia Lebeouf and the utterly nauseating product placement- "Nice Shoes".

They can fuck off with that shit, I actually cringed and wondered if I had accidentally paid to see a 2 hour ad.

hopefully Hulk Hogan will play Cortman
by Bullet_time_Facehugger
Oct 11th, 2007
09:19:47 AM
and Will Smith will have a beer and cheat on his dog.
Have no problem with the man known as Will Smith in this movie.
by mrfan
Oct 11th, 2007
09:37:03 AM
He is a good actor. Yeah. There are other actors I would have picked for this role. But WS should be decent in it. My only fear is how far this movie will veer off the original material. I Am Legend is one of the greatest stories. I will see it. Looking forward to it.
Z is for Zachariah
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
09:38:40 AM
This Winter, "L" will be for...leggo my leg you ugly-ass damn vampire!
Why poop scoop when you can blasts dog turds apart with a rifle?
by Spandau Belly
Oct 11th, 2007
09:45:22 AM
Is that the message they're going for here?
Why does FX run I Robot every weekend?...
by Kid Z
Oct 11th, 2007
09:52:28 AM
... because the TV rights were cheap, they run it on, like, Sunday morning when there's NOTHING else on but bad anime and lunatic bible-thumpers, and they make some $$s by doing so... doesn't make it a good movie. It is watchable, though... on a Sunday morning when there's nothing else on but bad anime and lunatic bible-thumpers, you have a hangover and just want to kick back with your coffe and Excedrine Migraines and some halfway decent special effects on the tube (even though those iMac robots are kinda creepy!)
I keep thinking 'A Boy and His Dog'
by CherryValance
Oct 11th, 2007
10:23:28 AM
instead of 'Last Man on Earth'. It'd be interesting to see Will Smith in that remake. lol
JackLint
by CherryValance
Oct 11th, 2007
10:31:39 AM
I missed that you already referenced 'A Boy and His Dog'. It's so true though. That's all this poster makes me think of.
A Boy and His Dog
by D_T
Oct 11th, 2007
10:45:39 AM
I have a nice original poster I need to get framed - I completely forgot about, so ummm, thanks! ;^)
A Boy and his Dog was okay, but give me
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 11th, 2007
11:09:37 AM
The Blood of Heroes anyday. Rutger Hauer in his prime playing football with dog skulls and chains. Aaaand Vincent Donofrio in his post Gomer Pyler days taking all his boot camp agression out on the other Juggers. Nuff said. I am a Jugger, this is my dog skull, there are any others like it but this one is mine.......
Not really vampires
by President Plissken
Oct 11th, 2007
11:09:49 AM
They're more like afflicted humans that don't like the light. Oh and they drink blood. In the book they "Hulk-up" when they consume. The group that comes to his house every night to mess with him actually sacrifice a few of themselves to the group so a couple of the "warriors" can eat and get bigger, stronger, and more resilient. Then they try to attack. Story better show his fortress house, fences, moats, speakers, weapons, tricked out SUV, and how he DIES at the end!
Oh I almost forgot I guess they'll take out the line about it
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 11th, 2007
11:12:46 AM
being a honky paradise.
You are crazy if you think...
by chi3fhog
Oct 11th, 2007
11:45:10 AM
Will Smith is going to die at the end of this movie. There is no freaking way.
I'm pretty sre that's really Chris Tucker.
by JAGUART
Oct 11th, 2007
12:15:33 PM
The Blood of Heros
by Neosamurai85
Oct 11th, 2007
12:24:08 PM
Fucking. Love. That. Movie. Peace.
I Loved ID4
by bythehairofsanjaya
Oct 11th, 2007
12:30:29 PM
No, really.
Will's starting to look old
by ZoeFan
Oct 11th, 2007
01:34:20 PM
Turning into an old man he is.
This is gonna be shit...
by Sulla
Oct 11th, 2007
02:14:29 PM
Another film ruined by Will Smith. "Aw hell nah!" Let's just take bets now on how many cheesy one liners will liter this movie.
Will Smith is a NUBIAN GOD that brings out the insecurities in M
by glodene
Oct 11th, 2007
03:15:30 PM
Stop your pseaudo-elitist hateration. It annoys Glodene.
*LOOONG SIGH*
by sarahlizard
Oct 11th, 2007
03:58:14 PM
I already accepted a long time ago that this movie was going to let me down. It isn't even Will Smith, although that has to be the most uninspired casting of all time. It is the fact that I really don't know how it has anything to do with the origin story other than sharing a name. It is basically an apocalypse story about a guy in NY being chased by monsters. I have read and seen evidence that the "creatures" aren't vampires in any sense of the word other than they hunt by night. "I Am Legend" could have been a haunting thriller and instead it will be a testicle-driven machofest. It just makes me so sad, because the origin story is my all time favorite short story. Just a shame. Hollywood should be forced to stop making films until they can make something that isn't a remake or an adaptation or a rehashing. It is getting pathetic.
Memories-Of-Murder
by Dokkalvar
Oct 11th, 2007
04:09:42 PM
Sorry but I don't see where Will Smith is credited as a producer? Sure he's a heavy-weight but he's not going to tell the producers what to do after they've set themselves on the road to ruin. If anything Smith's sin in this is that he didn't turn the project down. For all I know he took it when it looked something more like the book.

And for whoever asked whether or not Neville dies in this adaptation, well according to the gold-rod script he simply drives to Jersey with Block-buster woman and girl. Oh, and there's a scene involving him acting like Shrek. So brace yourselves for anger and outrage.

Oh and spoiler alert.
by Dokkalvar
Oct 11th, 2007
04:10:49 PM
oops. Shows how much I care :-/
I Robot worst line = "Sugar? No I wasn't calling you sugar..."
by StudioPlant69
Oct 11th, 2007
04:26:29 PM
That dialog is usually found in direct to video junk starring Seagal, Van Damme, etc. Seriously who cringed when the girl killed the robot by shooting him with her eyes closed? Dear Mr. Smith, Please leave big willie and/or the fresh prince personnas at home and bring Will Smith - decent actor. Sincerely, SP69
M-O-M
by skoobyx
Oct 11th, 2007
07:53:24 PM
I suppose he might do a good job. 'The Devil's Rejects' showed improvement over 'House of 1000 Corpses' which was basically a fan film, and he might do better with preexisting material especially if its near and dear to his heart.

It would be a real crap shoot however, which is why I made my comment.

House of 78 Corpses
by lynxpro
Oct 12th, 2007
12:02:42 AM
Get it right...it was totally exaggerated.
Morons bitching about product placement
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
12:32:48 AM
Would you rather see products with ACME on it?

Idiots.

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