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Holy Smoke!!! Quint visits with Steven Spielberg on the INDIANA JONES 4 set!!! Plus news on TINTIN & TRANSFORMERS 2!!!

FIRST!!!! by DirkBelig	Oct 9th, 2007 05:45:00 PM
Woohoo!!!!
SECOND!!!! by DirkBelig	Oct 9th, 2007 05:45:41 PM
Yay!!!!
THIRD!!!!! by DirkBelig	Oct 9th, 2007 05:45:54 PM
Booyah!!!!
Sorry.... by DirkBelig	Oct 9th, 2007 05:46:19 PM
I've never caught a story as it was posted before. I'm calm now.
oh shit by AllieJamison	Oct 9th, 2007 06:05:30 PM
am I dreaming? My friend sharing this room with me is...so...maybe I am as well. There was a fucking set visit. Can't believe it. Have to read now. Read...
Top Ten! by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Oct 9th, 2007 06:09:40 PM
thats the closes i'm ever gonna get!
Is this movie a Nancy Drew tie in? by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Oct 9th, 2007 06:14:26 PM
Because Nancy Drew and the Legend of the Crystal Skull PC game dropped today you know.
69 dude!! by theonecalledshoe	Oct 9th, 2007 06:16:43 PM
I'm not too keen on this sequel business but it's Speilberg doing his thing... I had a couple of dreams (i.e. sleep) some time ago. One was me all hurt and sad that my writings weren't going anyway and Speilberg was around and I just plainly said "I just wanna get my ideas out." We huddled. Much later a following year whatnot I dreamed that I came across him (basically invading his personal space acting like a I knew him and all) and he said with a amusing tone of "You do know you're going to jail right?"
Michael Kahn still cuts on a Movieola? Damn, that's old school. by Lance Rocke	Oct 9th, 2007 06:17:52 PM
Must be one nice Movieola...
11 by watchman13	Oct 9th, 2007 06:19:18 PM
Gotta Love It
"I got to chat him up a bit" by BobWalnut	Oct 9th, 2007 06:27:26 PM
...really? Interesting... Been on the boat alone for too long my friend...
We'll be just fine... by MC Vamp	Oct 9th, 2007 06:29:25 PM
"Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.” " Yeah, we're good. Too bad he didn't direct the prequels...
Aha. by AllieJamison	Oct 9th, 2007 06:32:50 PM
Aha. So this was rather a Spielberg than a set visit. Interesting. Cool that only a few online folks were invited. Not so cool that the little chat was all there was. Still...thanks for the quick write up. Latino Review -Chavez says they'll be wrapping in two days. Maybe that means we'll get a little 20sec video the end of this week. Would be neat. I hope you told Bouzereau to not fuck this up, Quint.
Spoiler? by Toht	Oct 9th, 2007 06:32:57 PM
Abner Ravenwood? Might a spoiler warning not have been in order? Or am I the last person to hear this bit?
I am comforted by freydis	Oct 9th, 2007 06:36:21 PM
Still worried, but what can I say, Spielberg's a reassuring guy to have at the helm.
looking forward to this the most next year by barnaby jones	Oct 9th, 2007 06:37:40 PM
Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.” - thats hilarious.
Toht, by raw_bean	Oct 9th, 2007 06:37:52 PM
...you're just the last to hear this. There's been a casting announcement and everything! Unless great efforts are gone to to make some big secret surprise out of it, you can't usually count a 'this actor is playing this character' piece of info as a spoiler.
Fedora actually stapled to Ford's head by Anakin Whoopass	Oct 9th, 2007 06:40:14 PM
Harrison must love the hat. He has it on in all the behind-camera pics we've seen. I thought maybe it was because of the sun on location but he's even wearing it to lunch at the studio. The only pics I've seen without the hat were with him and Shia on the bike because Indy doesn't wear it in that scene.
In order? by tme2nsb	Oct 9th, 2007 06:41:53 PM
This takes place after all of the other movies...
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! by Playkins	Oct 9th, 2007 06:42:27 PM
"...listen to George talk for an hour then say 'no'". That's the funniest thing I've heard all year. I can picture the whole thing.
Did Spielberg comment on your name? by Kirbymanly	Oct 9th, 2007 06:44:57 PM
Your AICN name that is...
Way to go Kahn! by hegele	Oct 9th, 2007 06:46:32 PM
With the stock strapped around your neck, thats f*ckin filmmaking.
They have final cut already? by wadi77	Oct 9th, 2007 06:48:23 PM
So will we see the trailer or Thanksgving or Christmas?
In England and Australia by Allfather Starr	Oct 9th, 2007 06:52:12 PM
To 'chat someone up' is to try to get into their knickers.
Indiana Jones vs Predator by theonecalledshoe	Oct 9th, 2007 06:54:02 PM
battle of the whips as Indy goes toe to whatever the creature has (ala temple of doom) Indy beats him and the Predator people give him... a lightsaber. Makes me wonder about about a Wookie fighting a Predator. A wookie would more than likely win.
Sounds like Spielberg is on the right track! by odysseus	Oct 9th, 2007 06:54:38 PM
Every once in a while I remember there's an Indiana Jones movie being shot RIGHT NOW and I get chills.
No difference if you'd brought a tape recorder or not by Riley Martin	Oct 9th, 2007 06:55:02 PM
You still covered all the important points. If you weren't supposed to write about the visit, how are you getting away with this article?
wadi77: Final cut means... by Anakin Whoopass	Oct 9th, 2007 06:57:17 PM
Having final cut means having the contractual right to control the final content of the film. It doesn't mean it's done or even started.
Talkback death by Bass Bastardson	Oct 9th, 2007 07:05:46 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anakin Whoopass by wadi77	Oct 9th, 2007 07:06:28 PM
Oh OK. Didn't see it that way. In that case, he always have final cut, except for "Close Encounters" I think. Thanks.
Did anyone ask about that stupid extra who... by Bass Bastardson	Oct 9th, 2007 07:08:22 PM
Leaked all those spoilers to his local newspaper a few weeks back? I REALLY want to know what has happened to that guy.
Tin Tin And the Transformers... by Uncapie	Oct 9th, 2007 07:20:15 PM
...playing nightly at the Key Club.
I would have to disagree with Spielberg on Drew Struzan. by one9deuce	Oct 9th, 2007 07:39:12 PM
The three best Indiana Jones posters weren't even done by Drew Struzan. The three best are the RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK release and re-release posters done by Richard Amsel, and the INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM style A release poster done by Stephen Hopkins. I love Drew Struzan's work, and particularly his work on the Indiana Jones films, but having someone else do the poster wouldn't be like having someone besides John Williams do the score or anything. This movie is really pushing it on the ROTLA references. It makes me feel like they are saying "Hey, it's just like in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK!" because this film's story isn't strong enough on it's own. Why is Abner still alive? It's a little too soap opera. Besides, having Abner alive takes away from ROTLA. Now instead of understanding how truly lost and alone Marion is in ROTLA, people will be thinking "But no, her father IS alive!".
This is sounding better and better: Indiana Jones is my hero by Stormwatcher	Oct 9th, 2007 07:44:03 PM
Of cinema. Favorite character of all time. The DVD set came out the day after a deadly storm in Whistler and I was paniced that it wouldn't arrive on the day. It did. Happyness.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE HAM STATION by Pound Sand	Oct 9th, 2007 07:47:28 PM
True Story: Ford really likes the end pieces the best. He says, "the combination of that sweet - salty contrast with the overcooked edge mixes with the rendered pork fat, and makes each bite a sensation." Then, he went back for sixths. Oh, and always stoneground, never Dijon mustard because, "that's for Nazi's." I think he means the actors, but I dunno.
MTV editing by Batutta	Oct 9th, 2007 07:49:16 PM
And how does he explain his affiliation with Michael MTV Bay?
Yes it's Gabriel Gray by Allfather Starr	Oct 9th, 2007 08:06:47 PM
The 'wank in your face' line confirmed it. Although reading that script review he posted, it's actually pretty funny. Sorry Mori, if you did write that, ouch! He's tearing it to pieces.
WHOOOAAA by THE KNIGHT	Oct 9th, 2007 08:07:39 PM
WHOOOOOAA!
Awesomsomesomeness! by Proman1984	Oct 9th, 2007 08:19:46 PM
Can't wait to see the movie. Thanks for the report!
I'll see it by Gozu	Oct 9th, 2007 08:30:45 PM
I don't have to like it. Also, Talkback Death is a child molester that denies the Holocaust. Just saying.
take off caps lock off TALKBACK by T 1000 xp professional	Oct 9th, 2007 08:33:41 PM
i get the constant idea that you're screaming everything you are writing. It's a little confusing as if your responses are all a result of turret's syndrome..... in the words of Brick Tamland "LOUD NOISES!"
take caps lock off* ...damnit by T 1000 xp professional	Oct 9th, 2007 08:34:19 PM

"he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.”" by biginjapants	Oct 9th, 2007 08:54:26 PM
steven, where were you when we needed you?
TALKBACK DEATH, how can you type so well with those truckers'... by Bronx Cheer	Oct 9th, 2007 09:03:48 PM
wangs in your hands?
There's nothing inherently wrong with digital cinema/video by Gozu	Oct 9th, 2007 09:08:04 PM
The problem is content. Star Wars Episodes II and III looked fine, the only thing they were lacking in is content. "Once" and "28 Days Later" are good examples of films shot on video that don't suffer for it. The format isn't really what's at issue here and Episodes II and III would have been just as bad on film.
Jack Colby: RE: Amsel by Mirthquake Cartoons	Oct 9th, 2007 09:13:32 PM
Richard Amsel died back in '85, of AIDS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Richard_Amsel
TALKBACK DEATH... by damagedinc	Oct 9th, 2007 09:28:12 PM
Have you ever hung out with someone who, in hopes of fitting in with an established crowd, will try to say something funny but instead ends up having their joke crash and burn? And, instead of letting the unfunny joke die and move on (maybe even listening into the conversation and contributing when appropriate), says even more shocking and unfunny things to somehow justify that intial awkward moment? TALKBACK DEATH, you're becoming that guy. It's okay to move on, you're not being a bad-ass. You're just using caps and being unfunny. I know these are just words on a screen, but no one will ever know if you change your talkback name and contribute something positive.
I think you mean "palette", not "palate" - but a great report no by Robogeek	Oct 9th, 2007 09:29:51 PM
I love the bit about him letting George talk for an hour and then just telling him "No." Awesome.
that's good to hear by vicnameless	Oct 9th, 2007 09:30:59 PM
good news all around, i was worried about it getting to digital and i was concerned about the style, and of course Ford's age. i'll be there when this comes out.
Avenge the Yankees! by thebearovingian	Oct 9th, 2007 09:40:31 PM
Play MLB2K7!
Hey TALKBACK DEATH... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Oct 9th, 2007 09:53:40 PM
...we all know you're Gabriel Gray. But, by chance, are you really Mercier, KOTB? What's your beef anyway, man? Care to share?
As if Spielberg would say something like this instead: by Bronx Cheer	Oct 9th, 2007 09:55:59 PM
"Well, you know how Harrison used to run like he was about to suffer a bout of explosive diarrhea? Well, he's even worse now. I swear, it hurts me to watch him get out of a chair, let alone run." Oh, and why do people forget the Soviets were the ones who defeated Hitler? It really sucks that Spielberg is being an ignoramus. Instead of taking the opportunity to correct some false impressions about WWII, here he is pouring on the anti-Soviet propaganda.
WHY IS THIS DEATH DUDE by THE KNIGHT	Oct 9th, 2007 09:56:01 PM
Being a dumbass? I'm rooting for you SPIELBERG!
You Blew It Bouzereau! by CyberVishnu	Oct 9th, 2007 09:58:01 PM
He does all of Spielberg's DVD stuff? Way to fuckin defecate all over the 25th Anniversary of Poltergeist, by letting the fans have some piece of shit transfer with no extras pertaining to the movie. Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood!
one9deuce by slone13	Oct 9th, 2007 10:00:11 PM
I concur with your statements RE: the non Struzan Indy posters. They happen to be the very same 3 Indiana Jones posters I've got framed hanging on my walls. All 3 have an organic look that Struzan just can't quite capture. I wonder if we see Abner in a "flashback", ala the beginning of Last Crusade when we saw a young Indy. I'll admit I'm having a hard time believing they're gonna be able to make me swallow his "return from the dead". I've always been fascinated by the few lines in Raiders that tell us about Abner and his raising of Marion as well as his relationship with Indy. I do think John Hurt is a really interesting casting choice for the role, but I wonder if Abner Ravenwood was a "character" that was best left having never been seen in the Indiana Jones universe.
one9deuce by slone13	Oct 9th, 2007 10:00:12 PM
I concur with your statements RE: the non Struzan Indy posters. They happen to be the very same 3 Indiana Jones posters I've got framed hanging on my walls. All 3 have an organic look that Struzan just can't quite capture. I wonder if we see Abner in a "flashback", ala the beginning of Last Crusade when we saw a young Indy. I'll admit I'm having a hard time believing they're gonna be able to make me swallow his "return from the dead". I've always been fascinated by the few lines in Raiders that tell us about Abner and his raising of Marion as well as his relationship with Indy. I do think John Hurt is a really interesting casting choice for the role, but I wonder if Abner Ravenwood was a "character" that was best left having never been seen in the Indiana Jones universe.
TALKBACK DEATH part 2 by damagedinc	Oct 9th, 2007 10:04:26 PM
If Moriarty's script sucks, so what? This doesn't make him a hypocrite, he's still a great critic and a good read. Artists and art critics work on different planes. I'm a huge Black Sabbath fan, but I would never trust a single band that any member would recommend to me today, not even Tony Iommi. Lester Bangs was a great rock writer, but his band didn't reinvent the wheel either. But at the end of the day, I'd trust Lester Bangs' word on music over Sabbath's. As for yourself, you can post all the invective you want but I'm sure you've got more to say than that.
OK, TALKBACK DEATH but... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Oct 9th, 2007 10:11:59 PM
...you didn't answer my initial question. Does the name "Mercier, KOTB" ring a bell? Do you write scripts, TALKBACK DEATH? Are they of any particular magnificence?
I'm with damagedinc. Mori is the only reason I still come to thi by Bronx Cheer	Oct 9th, 2007 10:18:53 PM
Drew writes good reviews. There's actual thinking behind his words. He's got some talent, and he also continues to produce. What TBD is up to is at best immature and rude, and at worst libelous and dastardly.
Mercier you rule! by CarmillaVonDoom	Oct 9th, 2007 10:20:54 PM
Good to have you back, hasn't been the same without you, etc. etc. xoxo
I hope he doesn't forget the Wilhelm Scream by Osmosis Jones	Oct 9th, 2007 10:23:01 PM
I heard it while watching The Invisible on DVD tonight. Ahhh-AHHHH-ahhh!
Drew wrote a bad script? So does Paul Haggis. But I like Drew. by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 10:41:51 PM
I WANK AND WANK IN YOUR FUCKING FACE AND LAUGH AND FUCKING LAUGHED!!! Ahh... that feels much better.
Quint, you're a lucky man. by TattooedBillionaire	Oct 9th, 2007 10:42:03 PM
It's not everday that movie fans get to see Mr. Ford dressed up as Indy. That's pretty damn sweet. Awesome wrap-up, by the way. I just keep getting more excited about this thing.
i hope he uses his whip alot by LarryTheCableGuy	Oct 9th, 2007 10:42:33 PM
in this one. thats the one thing he can do no matter how old he gets. unless he has arthritus. anyway if he does some cool whip tricks he might bring whips back. whips are cool.
Talkback Death pt 3 by damagedinc	Oct 9th, 2007 10:43:30 PM
Yeah, his script is up for critique...and in this case it did bad. No one is arguing that the script is good or bad, but his reviews have been solid for years. I would maybe argue that here and there they've begun to slip a little and when that's the case it seems like the review wasn't a priority. And sometimes he's into a certain kind of movie that I'm not interested in (most recently "Lust, Caution). But he almost always provides a good rationale for why he likes this movie or that. He's a solid reviewer by anyone's standards. This is getting pretty rediculous because now this Talkback is getting to be less and less about Indiana Jones and that just sucks.
More importantly, Drew .... this new Talkback look really SUCKS by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 10:44:27 PM
What the hell was the update all about?
One last response to TBD by Bronx Cheer	Oct 9th, 2007 10:44:51 PM
I have seen on a number of occasions Tbers offer constructive criticism and he takes it like a grown-up. But leave it to that, then. Criticize his writing. Don't create a smear campaign (as you have done). I have stated many times in the past that I am in complete disagreement with the ethics of this site. I come here for the sparking wit and conversation of TBers such as yourself. I think it is very hypocritical to spotlight other's projects, but when it comes to Harry's ventures into filmmaking, there's not a peep out of anyone here. And there is an unacceptable amount of homophobic and locker room humor on this site for it to be taken seriously. But it's got some entertainment value, and while I don't come around much anymore (probably to the great pleasure of the regulars), I was bored tonight and stopped in. Now please wipe off that cum that's dribbling down your chin and take a pill and go to sleep. (See, I understand you fancy a bit of the penis yourself.) Gulp.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BOTTLE OF ROGAINE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 10:47:08 PM
Rogaine now comes in an easy to apply mousse. Available at all CVS and Rite Aid stores today.
I still recmember the feeling of walking out of the Bruin in Wes by Bronx Cheer	Oct 9th, 2007 10:48:16 PM
after seeing Raiders for the first time. They've never gotten close to capturing that magic, and they never can. It was a special film that came out at just the right time. Just like Star Wars, it was movie magic.
Drew's review got me to go see YUMA and EASTERN PROMISES by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 10:50:10 PM
this past weekend. Eastern ROCKED, Cronenberg and Viggo are gonna have a very successful future together. YUMA had so many illogical missteps I would've walked out if it weren't for the great performances by Bale, Crowe and Foster.
INDIANA JONES AND THE WONDERFUL CATERED LUNCH by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 10:52:13 PM
Indy should be sucking on dates and chewing tree bark, not sitting in an air conditioned tent eating catered lunch. The magic is gone.
Using Last Crusade as a reference is Spielberg's fatal mistake by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 10:54:47 PM
He should go back to Temple of Doom as reference for this movie. That was the quintessential Indy movie. Shia will ruin this with his oiled up fro.
Talkback Death / Gabriel Gray - did Drew tap your shoes at the a by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 11:07:15 PM
Why so much hate for a good guy like Drew? We all know him here primarily as AICN co-honcho, and reviewer extraordinaire, with a curiously funny penchant for smacking down some unruly Talkbackers from time to time. So what if he wrote a bad script? He's a good guy, who's good to his wife and kid. Quit shittin on him already and have some fun on the Talkbacks he generously gives us. Peace!
That's "tap your shoes at the airport bathroom" by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 11:08:00 PM
Stupid new format.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BADLY WRITTEN SCRIPT by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 11:09:25 PM
Indy says ... no need to crucify the guy!
Bronx Cheer - I come to the TBs to talk to horse fuckers by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 11:11:49 PM
Can't find them anywhere else but here.
Drew, I think you should write some porn scripts by BringingSexyBack	Oct 9th, 2007 11:17:31 PM
Porns need good scripts to elevate it back to a respectable artform. Just please leave the gagging and spitting out. That's fucking disgusting.
QUINT YOU BASTARD!!! by Laserbrain	Oct 9th, 2007 11:22:58 PM
Very jealous. Congratulations. :)
Christ the TalkBack guy is a tool. by Datascream	Oct 9th, 2007 11:32:41 PM
someone ban this guy please.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LUNCH BUFFET by ironic_name	Oct 9th, 2007 11:49:00 PM
COOL.
How much more proof do we need of Lucas's suckage? by performingmonkey	Oct 10th, 2007 12:03:28 AM
Thank the Christ-child Spielberg can say 'no' to him. He's probably the only person in the world who can, simply because Indy would be nothing without the 'Berg. If Lucas can't see why it's a crap idea to shoot Indy digitally then there is officially no hope for him. Spielberg's going old school on all our asses! I can't wait to see the results.
Speaking of those who love on the horses... by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 12:04:09 AM
Whatever happened to that Equinas dude? That whole talkback was like a bad italian horror movie on acid.
BSB, there's that too. by Bronx Cheer	Oct 10th, 2007 12:04:56 AM
Mori's writing, awesome Talkbackers, and Horsefuckers. Thanks for reminding me.
by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 12:07:51 AM
maybe this talkback will turn into a "greatest hits" of talkbacks...someone can mention the fateful day when Harry said that George Lucas raped his childhood and having that still ring on 5 years later.
Hasselhoff, NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! by The Atomic Worm	Oct 10th, 2007 12:50:24 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3yayqo
T R A N S M O R P H E R S 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1 by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 10th, 2007 12:54:02 AM
yay
Jumper trailer is online by wadi77	Oct 10th, 2007 01:03:25 AM
http://www.jumperthemovie.com/
Why on earth by JiveTalker	Oct 10th, 2007 01:17:22 AM
are they making Transformers 2? (Besides money of course). If ever a sequel never needed to exist, it's this one...
Quint, you forgot to ask him the question whether that idiot Tyl by BadWaldo s Revenge	Oct 10th, 2007 02:04:04 AM
...replaced by another talented extra specializing in Russian dance or a scene cut out altogether because of the spoiler leaked to the Midwest newspaper by the kid (despite he being 24-yo) who sabotaged his budding film acting career in the process. Why didn't Quint ask him about the pathetic incident of NDA violation? Does he fear Spielberg's wrath if the forbidden question were asked? Anyway, it turns out Spielberg is a pretty mellow guy. Even though he remains the most powerful Hollywood producer with the ability to decide who gets blacklisted so they can't work in Tinseltown even if a lowly production assistant talks shit bashing Hollywood's favorite choice for "hyena-laughing elitist shill" presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. I hope Spielberg teams up with James Cameron -- maybe exec-produce Battle Angel Alita trilogy. Can't wait to see Drew S.'s Indy 4 poster, he's an extremely talented legend. As for the movie, I'm reserved. No excitement. I refuse to see live-action Transformers 'cause Michael Bay is a H-A-C-K.
By the way, I have greater respect for Spielberg by BadWaldo s Revenge	Oct 10th, 2007 02:12:36 AM
...because he sticks to old school filmmaking -- old-school film editing and traditional 35mm film stock rather than go digital. A true connoisseur. I love the analog technology as well and I still miss laserdisc a great deal since it "passed" away 7 years ago. Laserdisc kicks DVD's ass anyway in terms of visual-audio quality. Although I wish Hollywood FX would focus on developing advanced optical effects the traditional way rather than fake CGI effects that immediately give away that "ehh, this is CGI" feel. A.I. was the last film with the aesthetically convincing use of CGI effects except for some scenes with Teddy. I refuse to see War of the Worlds because a co-worker friend called it "garbage".
IS that Talkback Death dude by Lost Jarv	Oct 10th, 2007 02:43:43 AM
also the Mandalorian Sage twat that posted gibberish in capitals? wanker.
Spielberg's War of the Worlds by Jaws Wayne	Oct 10th, 2007 02:45:32 AM
Some advice; especially if you're a big fan of the original WOTW, don't put yourself through watching the Spielberg remake. Sheesh, what a travesty that was. I re-watched the original film last week (hadn't seen it in about 20-25 years) and that 50 + year old movie really was so much better as the Spielberg film. I still don't understand how Spielberg could fuck that up so badly the way he did.
Struzan by Laserbrain	Oct 10th, 2007 03:01:33 AM
Yes, Struzan's maybe a little too slick for some and has been repeating himself for years but his work's "not much better than Photoshop"? Dude, he hand drew and painted those posters, of course they're much better than Photoshop. And his design skills have always been, to me, nothing less than consummate. I couldn't tell you who was the better illustrator of the two but I imagine if Amsel had lived long enough for people to tire of his style he'd be copping the same jaded indifference from fans as Struzan has in recent years.
Oh yes. by Bono Luthor	Oct 10th, 2007 04:22:07 AM
Spielberg has final cut. Spielberg listens to Lucas and then says no. Relax everybody.
This is just about... by metaluna	Oct 10th, 2007 05:23:51 AM
the only action orientated movie coming out of the US that I wanna see next year and maybe, MAYBE Iron Man only cause Jon Favreau knows character comes first. Everything else, you can have it. I just read that some goof is making 'Thundercats'. I mean, COME ON. Next they'll be making films outta the ads on TV. And when they do, the US film industry will implode like a dying star. All kudos for Spielberg for still using film and not getting sucked into that digital world of flatness.
Amazing. I cannot wait... by Kubla_Khan	Oct 10th, 2007 05:36:36 AM
...I've been saying since the earliest rumours that this would be made and it would be great, and that I have faith. Hearing Spielberg talk just confirms that this will be spectscular... Oh, and Talkback Death? We may not agree with Moriarty all the time, but the guy carries a lot of sway around here, and we at least respect him because he's doing something with his life. You're acting like he fucked and then dumped your mom - what's that all about? Unless he DID do that. In which case...GO MORI!
Let by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Oct 10th, 2007 05:47:41 AM

Let' by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Oct 10th, 2007 05:47:49 AM

LET'S SEE THAT POSTER.... by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Oct 10th, 2007 05:48:14 AM
Sorry about the earlier fuck ups.
Cool as, now that's my kind of scoop! by KillaKane	Oct 10th, 2007 05:59:45 AM
Salivating at the prospect of new Struzan Indy art and another Williams score, cannee wait!
Steve Spielberg is the best director alive by CuervoJones	Oct 10th, 2007 06:25:26 AM
" he likes to give audiences a master shot and let them become the editors and decide which of the 8 characters on the screen they’re going to look at. He jabbed at MTV type editing"
How can he bash quick cut editing while being in cahoots..... by IndustryKiller!	Oct 10th, 2007 06:47:35 AM
with Michael fucking Bay, the styles biggest hack promoter. It's blatant hypocrisy. Although I suspect most of the fanboys on this site have their heads too far up their asses to admit that.
Spielberg's War of the Worlds by CuervoJones	Oct 10th, 2007 06:53:34 AM
Is closer to the novel. And a better film than the 50´s version. And it has no religious crap (H.G. Wells was a socialist)
It's Spielberg and he still makes good stuff but... by FILMFUNK	Oct 10th, 2007 07:04:26 AM
He unapolajetically produced Transfuckingformers and promoted and cashed in on one of the worst, epileptically directed, souless pieces of worthless cinematic shite ever made so my respect goes down a touch until he fesses up it's total poo.
Spielberg made the Anti-Zionist Munich and pissed by BringingSexyBack	Oct 10th, 2007 07:07:50 AM
off Anchorite, so he gets a pass for Transformers. Sorry M-O-M ...
Hey Yack wassup ... have you seen Yuma and Eastern Promises? by BringingSexyBack	Oct 10th, 2007 07:09:43 AM
Also have you seen the trailer for The Kite Runner? I've watched it 8 times and cried and cried and fucking cried. I can't wait til November. And I didn't even read the book. Best trailer I've ever seen.
WHERE'S THE KITE RUNNER TALKBACK??? by BringingSexyBack	Oct 10th, 2007 07:10:33 AM
Never mind, we don't need one. That movie will win the Oscar.
Spielberg should direct a porn on film by BringingSexyBack	Oct 10th, 2007 07:12:02 AM
That will set a box office record and you all know it.
Hey Quint by Zarles	Oct 10th, 2007 08:26:22 AM
Can we get a scan/photo of the poster? Please?
Awesome, Quint. by Rando Calrisian	Oct 10th, 2007 08:48:25 AM
Very cool report. Would have liked some tougher questions for the Man, but I can feel that he's excited about this project, and when Spielberg is excited, we are all in for a treat. Can't wait.
Ahem.. by smylexx	Oct 10th, 2007 09:07:47 AM
Isn't Abner dead? I mean his lovely daughter thought he was dead, right? Why didn't Quint shake Spielberg over and over again til he explained? Whyyyyyyy?
KIMCHEE KILLERZ by BringingSexyBack	Oct 10th, 2007 09:26:33 AM
Remake title.
Sorry by BringingSexyBack	Oct 10th, 2007 09:27:03 AM
wrong talkback
I just hope the action pieces don't suck by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 09:51:34 AM
I watched "Last Crusade" last week and was reminded again that those action sequences weren't especially original. It's like, "Well, what haven't we used in the first two movies? I know! A motorcycle chase. And a tank! Oh, and maybe a blimp. And Indy needs to get on a horse again." The intro with River Phoenix didn't age well. I find it hard to believe that the young Indy got his 1) hat 2) whip skills 3) chin scar 4) fear of snakes and 5) purpose all on the same afternoon. No.
I hope this movie doesn't feature by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 09:55:25 AM
The tearing out of still-pumping human hearts by hand, which burst into flame when held aloft and accompanied by the magic voodoo chant, "Mola ram booga-lam!" Or bratty little Indian princes under a "dark sleep" spell. I pray to Allah every day, let me die. But he does not.
Cuervo Jones by Jaws Wayne	Oct 10th, 2007 10:00:31 AM
Perhaps Spielberg stuck closer to the book, but his movie sucked hard. It re-hashed too many scenes from his earlier films as well and worst of all, the whole movie lacked suspense. It was definitely not a better film than the one from the fifties. Yes it was ! No it wasn't ! Ha ha.
Wookie vs. Predator by Rei-Ginsei	Oct 10th, 2007 10:25:42 AM
Someone mentioned this pairing above and said they thought that the Wookie would win. If it's bowcaster vs. plasma caster, I'd call Predator. Claws vs. extendable metal arm blades, I'd call Predator. Bare handed (pawed?), I'd call Wookie. Drinking contest - let the Wookie win!
Yackbacker by Shaw	Oct 10th, 2007 10:36:53 AM
He spared no expense
War of the Worlds by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 10th, 2007 10:59:55 AM
Everything is relative. War of the Worlds isn't up to the standard of Spielberg's early work but compared to most of today's summer blockbusters it's terrific.
By the way, why hasn't AICN talked about the leaked TF2 script? by Rickey Henderson	Oct 10th, 2007 11:08:43 AM
Because an alleged one is out there. Not sure if it's legit, but it definitely reads like it is.
I agree with the porn comment by kilik777	Oct 10th, 2007 11:23:59 AM
If there ever is a huge name director make a legitimate porn film not only would his career be ruined but it would break box office records! http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
Keep the momentum going and shoot Indy 5 while everyone is enjoi by alucardvsdracula	Oct 10th, 2007 11:33:25 AM
Or not.
The Cold Dead Hand - Lucas's Influence by Palhaco	Oct 10th, 2007 12:30:00 PM
Hey, as long as Lucas can't mess with the writing, have too much say on the casting, or do any directing of the actors, he's probably harmless enough. Offering his input on the editing might be useful.
Wonderful buffet or not, it sounds like a cool experience by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 12:46:33 PM
The ham, that is.
"Throw me the idol, I throw you the HAM." by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 12:47:56 PM
"Throw me the HAM!" "Adios, senior."
"How did you know Henry Jones Jr. was a Nazi?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 12:49:18 PM
"He likes the HAM."
"The HAM, Lao. The deal was for the HAM" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 12:52:14 PM
"What's that?" "Antacid." "Antacid for what?" "For the HAM you just ate, Dr. Jones. HaHaHaHaHa!"
What? No Dennys Buffet? by Rickey Henderson	Oct 10th, 2007 12:57:06 PM
Indy has a Dennys card you know. Cause he's so goddamned old.
"Indy, covet your HAM! Covet your HAM!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 01:08:04 PM
"Molaram, molaram. Molaram soogah rum."
Indiana Jones... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:08:44 PM
...and the Public Employees Retirement Income
Indiana Jones... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:09:09 PM
...and the Honey Wheat Bran Muffin of Death
Indy snags ham hunk with the flick of his whip. Film at 11! by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 01:09:29 PM
Mmm, this pig is even better than Snake Suprise at Pankot Palace!
Indiana Jones... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:09:44 PM
...and the Lost Tube of Fixadent
"You did it, didn't you?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 01:10:43 PM
"They want you to go for it. And they're prepared to pay handsomely for that HAM" "Oh, Marcus!"
Indiana Jones in... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:11:11 PM
The Tales of a Tenured Professor
"The HAM is mine, Dr. Jones!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 01:11:30 PM
"No. You betrayed Shiva! You eata ham. Shiva nolika you!"
Indy rips into HAM like the crocs ripped into Molaram. Film at 1 by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 01:12:19 PM
(Insert Wilhelm scream)
"Indy...this HAM is like nothing you've gone after before." by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:12:21 PM
"Don't worry Marcus." (Tosses fork into suitcase). "You know what a cautious fellow I am."
"Indy...they've put the HAM into a truck." by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:13:38 PM
"Truck? What truck?"
"Go ahead Jones! Blow this HAM back to God." by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:14:55 PM
"You know you want to taste it as much as I...do as you will."
"That's more HAM than these people see in a week" by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 01:16:36 PM
"Eat the HAM. You're insulting them, and you're embarrassing me."
HAM.... why did it have to be HAM? by Proman1984	Oct 10th, 2007 01:37:45 PM
Enough is enough
"Don't look at the HAM Marion! Keep your eyes shut!" by Tacom	Oct 10th, 2007 01:42:11 PM
This could go on for days.
Were there any dancing Russians? by Stalin vs Predator	Oct 10th, 2007 02:10:20 PM
Or maybe dancing puppies? Or at least dancing Shia?
Nice work while I was gone, Abom by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:11:23 PM
Can't believe I was so close to the "this is like nothing you've gone after before" one, but missed it.
"HAM of Rah?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:14:01 PM
"The Staff was a stick about this big- well, no one really knows for sure how big- with a golden HAM on top with a crystal in the center. And if you took this staff to a special room at a certain time a day, a light shone on the HAM and made a beam of light that gave you the exact location of the Well of the Souls." "Where the Pork of the Covenant was kept?" "Which is exactly what they want Abner for!"
"Shorty, where's my HAM??!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:15:17 PM
Short Round disappears from a high window in Pankot Palace.
"So, where'd you find your little HAM?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:16:42 PM

"So, where'd you find your little HAM?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:17:36 PM
"I didn't 'find' it, I caught it." "Huh?" "Trying to pick my pocket, isn't that right, short stuff?" "Hey, you EAT! You EAT, Dr. Jones!"
"Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than HAM" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:19:47 PM
"...to save you."
"I had it Marcus. I had HAM right in my hand." by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:23:14 PM
"Heh. Belloq?" "Wanna hear about it?"
"Get the HAM away from here immediately!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:24:19 PM
"Have it put on a truck. We will fly it out of Cairo!"
"In-DEE! The HAM is running owooooout!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:25:54 PM
Indy crashes a huge Anubis statue through a wall, spilling HAM everywhere!
"Ham. Why'd it have to be HAM?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:26:35 PM
"Sugar-cured. Very bad for diabetics. You go first!"
"Ham. Why'd it have to be ham?" by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 02:27:56 PM
"There's HAM in the plane, Jacques! I HATE HAM!" "Aw, that's just my pet ham Reggie. Show a little backbone."
"Well Jones, it seems you haven't forgotten how to eat HAM!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:28:20 PM
"Boy, you're something." "Yeah, well until I get my 5,000 pounds of HAM back, you're gonna get more than you bargained for. I'm your godHAMMED partner!"
Bored minds think alike, eh finky? by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 10th, 2007 02:28:36 PM
Jinx, you owe me a ham
"What's this" - "It's HAM. You eat it." by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:29:04 PM
Indy drags amrion on through the market....
heh, nice Abom by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:29:55 PM
I guess it's true...sad but true. ;)
"Neo, meaning 'new' and 'HAM', meaning 'tasty treat'..." by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:31:53 PM
"now, talking about folklore, tradition holds that there was a golden HAM buried here..."
"Where IS the HAM?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:32:54 PM
"I told you we have top chefs working on it right now." "Who?" "Top. Chefs." snort
"Come on, I'll buy ya some HAM. You know, some HAM?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:34:25 PM
Cut to: an old man boxes up a LARGE SLAB of HAM and pushes the crate into a sea of other similar looking crates. Cue end titles.
"Only the penitent HAM will pass..." by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:35:13 PM
...
"If you are Scottish HAM, dan I am Babe dee peeg!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:35:58 PM
"How DARE he!!"
"Indy, what is HAMkara?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:36:35 PM
"Fortune and glory, kid. FOrtune and glory."
So, Peter Jackson is keeping busy... by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 02:38:52 PM
...does anybody else remember the (supposed) two King Kong sequels that were announced in one of Jackson's video diaries from the Kong set? I'm glad to see that those films seem to have slid off of the development table. Of course that's assuming they aren't being developed at this very moment. Oh... and Quint, I envy you the day you got to spend in such close proximity to the Indy set. ...can't wait 'til next Memorial Day weekend...
"No HAM or water! What kind of friends are these? " by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:39:54 PM
"At this time and place they are necessary evils...." Bellow takes a box out and opens it. Inside: a BEAUTIFUL hunk of HAM. Marion eyes it. "Beatuful" "I woudl very much like to see you eat it. "Hah! I bet you would.
"Bellow" = "Belloq" -I hate fucking mistypes! by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 02:40:23 PM

They call him Belosh... by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 02:41:53 PM
Beloq! ...it's Beloq!...
"That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be!" by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 02:44:24 PM
..."all I want is the HAM!"
"HAM!!!" by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 02:46:12 PM
..."Very dangerous... YOU go first."
I am so excited by Evil Hobbit	Oct 10th, 2007 02:46:30 PM
My ham agrees
Hammit! by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 02:48:35 PM
I should've checked farther back for the "You go first" line ...should've known it was used already...
INDIANA JONES AND THE INDESTRUCTABLE HAM OF DOOM by THE KNIGHT	Oct 10th, 2007 02:56:14 PM
you seen it coming.
HAM?? by FleshMachine	Oct 10th, 2007 02:59:00 PM
i dont get it.
Ham station to be in Fresno tomorrow by AllieJamison	Oct 10th, 2007 03:02:03 PM
Ooh Finky, I missed your hammered style. See here for the Fresno location: http://tinyurl.com/2pzr45
"Your fire is dying fraulein"... by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 03:43:14 PM
"Why don't you tell me where the HAM is... RIGHT NOW?"...
"...any army which carries the HAM before it"... by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 03:47:33 PM
..."would be, ...invincible"...
I'm Ham Solo, by Shaw	Oct 10th, 2007 03:50:01 PM
captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.
I didn't kill my wife by Shaw	Oct 10th, 2007 03:56:45 PM
You find that ham... find that ham... find that ham
It's like what Bay does with Speilberg. by Neo Zeed	Oct 10th, 2007 04:01:08 PM
He lets Steven jabber on about making Transformers remotely coherent, and then says, "No."
Re-release by AllieJamison	Oct 10th, 2007 04:02:17 PM
Slashfilm says: "They had thought about re-releasing the original Indiana Jones trilogy in theaters, maybe as a one night or one week event, but he seemed pretty against the idea as it would take away from the event nature of seeing Indiana Jones back on the big screen after almost 20 years. He said that it is still a possibility and that he needs to have a conversation with George and Lucasfilm about it." Mmmhhh. I've never seen those films in a theater. Why not re-release the previous three films after May 22nd or when Indy IV hits DVDs? Normally I would say it's the task of those people responsible for film programming at museums, festivals and theaters. But in Europe or Germany just none screens these films. I so hope for a worldwide re-release...
"If you're thinking of trying to escape"... by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 04:07:31 PM
..."the desert is three weeks in every direction. So,... please... eat some HAM."
Ally J- right back at ya by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:26:00 PM
;) Thanks for the link, too.
Head In A Box & jimmy rabbitte and others by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:27:24 PM
I like what you've been doing here May the HAM be with you
Pull over to the next Ham station dear that rump roast is kickin by Knobules	Oct 10th, 2007 04:30:07 PM
Oh whatever!
What a HAM FEST this has become by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:35:22 PM

"He no nuts. He's HAMMY" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:36:20 PM

"Molaram, prepare to east HAM. In Hell!" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:36:46 PM

"Mr. Kantanga these are my friends and I will hear if they by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:38:05 PM
are not treated well." "My Ham- is theirs."
"What about HAM?" "There's no trace yet, sir" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:38:45 PM

"A British HAM is a soaring boar, as free as the mountain pig... by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:39:24 PM

"Hey, how about some HAM for you and your men?" by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:42:02 PM
"You're fire is dying. Why don't you tell me where the HAM is right now?"
that's enough for me - gotta get back to work by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:42:34 PM
have fun, gents!
Funny what the little mention of a "ham station" can do to a TB by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 04:44:03 PM
Harrison Ford/Indy and "ham" may be forever linked in my mind now.
The Breath of Ham by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 04:58:45 PM
"Only the penitent HAM shall pass...a panitent HAM...a penitent HAM...a penitent HAM squeals before G-...SQUEALS!!!"
Buzz Maverik To Direct The Third TIN TIN by Buzz Maverik	Oct 10th, 2007 04:59:27 PM
Spielberg has agreed to my one million dollar directing fee, will purchase me a custom made Purdy shotgun and a H2 stuffed full of Cuban cigars. And he knows that I don't make a film without my nephew Zomb Maverik doing the score and my friend Eriglione's Mom doing craft services.
(throws nazi out of zeppelin) by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 05:01:03 PM
...no HAM.
Can anyone explain the ham thing? by slone13	Oct 10th, 2007 05:19:21 PM
I mean, I read the article and the part about the ham. I just don't get why replacing the word "ham" into quotes from Indy movies is actually funny. Seriously. I've got a pretty good sense of humor. But this isn't funny. It's just kind of stupid. But not even stupid in a funny way. I mean stupid in a stupid way.
spin spin spin by AllieJamison	Oct 10th, 2007 05:22:00 PM
Joblo writes: "While this wasn't confirmed by Mr. Spielberg, he did say that there was a "possibility" of Shia LaBeouf "spinning off" into his own Indiana Jones-related movie" WTF?! That's like a goddamn yes.
slone13 by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 10th, 2007 05:26:47 PM
...sounds like it's time for your nap. Let go of the mouse... and go to sleep...
slone13, I suddenly remembered my Shakespeare by Elvis Cole Lives	Oct 10th, 2007 05:40:18 PM
Humor is subjective. My funny is your stupid and vice versa and even the best developed sense of humor will be stymied by a seemingly "stupid" joke that others find hilarious. That having been said, oftentimes humor can be found in both repetition and incongruity. Additional ly, there's a bit of a geeky chuckle in the simple reminiscences of many, many lines from Indy lore with a lil' "ham"-handed switch. That answer your question? Now it's my turn, haven't seen this one yet (but may have missed it): "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the HAMS on the table..."
Indy series on HD DVD/Blu Ray in 2008? by roma_victor	Oct 10th, 2007 05:42:38 PM
Hi Quint: Another site is reporting that during the Q&A with Spielberg someone asked about re-releasing Indies 1-3 and that Spielberg answered that they may be released on HD DVD and Blu Ray in 2008 - can you verify that? It would be BIG news for high definition fans if true! Thanks
slone13, Elvis Cole Lives said it good enough by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 05:50:58 PM
you've been around AICN long enough to know this is NOT as dumb as it gets around here. In fact, it's rather fun. Much more so than, say, just doing the old "Indiana Jones and the...." for 1,000 posts.
I thought about it some more. It's still just stupid. by slone13	Oct 10th, 2007 05:52:59 PM
Wait, wait. Let me try. "No time to argue. Throw me the idol, I throw you the ham!" Was that funny? Hold on, I can do better. "It's a ham. A ham for speaking to God." Or does that not work because I replaced both transmitter' AND 'radio' with 'ham'? Does it work for any word or just ham? What about 'bacon'? Would that be funny? Maybe it only works on food words that were in Quint's set visit article? Or maybe this is like the jokes in Family Guy? You know, not funny until you've repeated it ad nauseum? And even then, still not really that funny at all? I have so much to learn...
AllieJamison, The Beard speaks form both sides of his mouth by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 05:56:37 PM
He wants to please everyone, you know. By the way how does apfelwein taste with schweinfleisch? Perhaps we should ask Doktor Jones?
Where's IndiAbbey Jones? They love the Indy quotes by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 05:57:45 PM

"You Americans are all the same. Always overdressing for HAM." by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 05:58:18 PM

slone13, maybe it's not the jokes that are stupid by Elvis Cole Lives	Oct 10th, 2007 06:00:11 PM
Maybe the stupid is a little closer to your keyboard and mouse? Just sayin'. Or maybe you're right. You're the smartest guy in the world and the final judge of all that is funny. We, on the other hand, are just a bunch of... HAMS!
Ganymede (hey, you're back, you nutty TINO lover), where is it? by finky089	Oct 10th, 2007 06:01:16 PM
Are you saying you've seen this scriptment? Can it be legit? It doesn't seem like it's been enough time for Ehrin's early draft to have leaked.
This just in: INDIANA JONES 4 IS BY FAR THE MOST ANITICIPATED MO by Proman1984	Oct 10th, 2007 06:01:54 PM
This just in: INDIANA JONES 4 IS BY FAR THE MOST ANITICIPATED MOVIE of 2008: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10 /10/AR2007101002064.html No suprise here. Women love it too.
Hold up, I think I got it now. I'm gonna try one last time... by slone13	Oct 10th, 2007 06:02:47 PM
"Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday school?" Wait. Fuck. Nevermind.
Okay, now THAT was funny, slone13 by Elvis Cole Lives	Oct 10th, 2007 06:09:29 PM
Actually, LOL'd on that one. Nice.
Schweinefleisch of Doom by AllieJamison	Oct 10th, 2007 06:11:15 PM
Apfelwein season is over, finky. :)But gererally it tastes good to Schweinefleisch. And I seriously recommend to serve some Sauerkraut with it. (I never thought I'd really say that.) Apropos Schweinefleisch... I'm glad they hired some actual Sovi...errr Russians for the Soviet parts. I mean...it's funny to watch the original versions of Raiders and Crusade and hear SS officers speak with an American accent. You could say it fits right into the B-movie concept. But it also seems a bit ridiculous. Slone, this is a talkback. Childish insertions of random words that lead to referential lines are the only reason for its existence.
slone13 by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 06:17:14 PM
yeah, i didn't get the ham thing either until i re-read the article and found: "I won’t say that the van full of internet geeks became screaming girls, but the geek-o-meter was turned up to 11 when we all turned back and saw Harrison Ford walking the catering line and ending up at the ham station." Now, it's just hilarious.
slone13, I confirm that HAM is indeed very funny by Proman1984	Oct 10th, 2007 06:18:47 PM
No time for ham Dr. Jones
by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 06:29:01 PM
"Yes, this is a castle. And we haff many tapestries, but if you are a Scottish Lord than I HAM Micky Mouse!"
What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us? by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 06:30:51 PM
"It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try EATING HAMS instead of burning them!"
There's a new cut iof BLADERUNNER? by CountryBoy	Oct 10th, 2007 07:41:24 PM
A remastered Director's cut, or an actual NEW CUT?
digital effects???????? by BurgerKing	Oct 10th, 2007 08:36:12 PM
I thought none of it would be digital, so it would truly be in line with the old Indies. Well fuck, it better be like Casino Royale digital where you don't really notice it. Other than that, sounds pretty fuckin awesome.
SPOILER WARNING PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSEEE!!!! by gufte82	Oct 10th, 2007 09:23:31 PM
Great report. But PLEASE----> Hand out a SPOILER warning next time. Didn't know of Abner in this flick.....
What? You're not eating? by wackybantha	Oct 10th, 2007 09:29:30 PM
I had HAM for lunch.
Indiana Jones and the Ham Station by Pizza The Hut	Oct 10th, 2007 09:54:40 PM
Somebody restrain him!!!
HAM by wackybantha	Oct 10th, 2007 10:03:52 PM
HAM
"Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees... by Osmosis Jones	Oct 10th, 2007 10:48:15 PM
...and the HAM in ths sky!"
TALKBACK DEATH by damagedinc	Oct 10th, 2007 11:04:31 PM
dude! you're ruining the talkback again! this isn't V for Vendetta! there's no worthy cause that you're taking up. Doesn't it bother you that you're just being a freakin spoiler???
Up above ↑ by Al Swearengen	Oct 10th, 2007 11:12:14 PM
Who the fuck is this hooplehead?
"Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets Geo by Jesus of Suburbia	Oct 10th, 2007 11:18:07 PM
That's the funniest thing I've read on this site in a long time.
ham = connery by ironic_name	Oct 11th, 2007 03:15:54 AM
did steven have some ham?
tintin of hamham by ironic_name	Oct 11th, 2007 03:38:09 AM

roma_victor by Quint	Oct 11th, 2007 04:15:53 AM
Spielberg talked about HD and Blu-Ray Indiana Jones trilogy, but only as a joke when discussing the possible theatrical re-releases of RAIDERS, TEMPLE and LAST CRUSADE. Ultimately he felt seeing re-releases leading up to KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL would make INDY 4 feel less special. He wants the first time anybody has walked into a first run theater to see Indiana Jones on the big screen for the first time in 19 years to be Indy 4. Then he followed all that up with something like "and I can just keep putting them out on DVD and they'll make just as much money! Blu-Ray and HD-DVD versions!" I'm sure they'll be put on high-def and I'd guess they're going to do something like what they're doing with the Harry Potter films on HD release- wait until Indy 4 comes out on DVD and put out a giant collection. That's just a guess though. I hope he changes his mind about theatrical re-releases. I understand keeping INDY 4 the main attraction, but how about a simultaneous re-release or stagger them a couple weeks apart? I can't say how cool it was to see the original trilogy in '97 back to back to back... I just had to block out all the crappy CGI and useless changes... I'd love to see the same thing happen for the Indiana Jones series and I think Paramount would be surprised just how much money that'd bring in.
finky089 by Jay Jay	Oct 11th, 2007 06:21:29 AM
You are one funny fucker! I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. Thanks!
TB Death is a tit by Lost Jarv	Oct 11th, 2007 06:33:29 AM
Fuck off and get a life you annoying little pondscum. Christ, how old are you?
Abominable Snowcone by Jay Jay	Oct 11th, 2007 06:33:59 AM
You've been doing a great job too!
LP by just pillow talk	Oct 11th, 2007 07:02:54 AM
TB death should be fed to the Bates. The hunger must be fed again....
It ALWAYS needs feeding by Lost Jarv	Oct 11th, 2007 08:16:19 AM
The Bates defines insatiable. TB death would give her a bad case of montezuma's revenge. Can you imagine the catastrophe of The Bates (I feel the "The" needs capitalising) with diarrheoa (no idea how to spell that) the Horror, The Horror
INDIANA JONES EATS HAM! by Dokkalvar	Oct 11th, 2007 08:25:03 AM
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! In other news, ZzzzzZzzzzzzz..
Slone13 by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 09:41:36 AM
It's funny because the article gushes about how the principle actors came out and essentially went through a buffet line. Don't get me wrong, if I were in eyeshot of Harrison Ford in Indy attire, I'd pop geek wood, too, but the focus on the lunch menu is what makes this amusing.
How about some HAM for you and your men? by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 09:42:35 AM
We....are not...hungry... but, why don't you tell me vere the ham iz...right now...
"No time for HAM, Dr. Jones!" by Darkman	Oct 11th, 2007 09:44:42 AM
No one posted this already? There are no words for this disappointment.
We're gonna need a bigger HAM by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 09:51:44 AM
Roy Scheider as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws 5: Easter Dinner Debacle
Those aren't birds, sweetheart by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 09:52:45 AM
They're giant flying HAMs
Archaelogy is the search for FACT by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 09:54:40 AM
Not ham. If you want ham, the student union will be serving lunch in an hour.
What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot of HAM. by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 10:50:49 AM
Put the HAM in the cargo hold.
Ham? by one9deuce	Oct 11th, 2007 10:52:41 AM
Can you dipshits doing the ham "joke" go do your flirting in a chat room or something?
Being stuck in a van with the guy from CHUD by INWOsuxRED	Oct 11th, 2007 10:59:39 AM
has to be one of the most disgusting things I could possibly imagine. I can smell that guy when I see him on TV, and I can't imagine any of the other geeks as having good hygine practices either. At least we know we'll be seeing lots of half-hearted positive reviews of this film if it winds up sucking. FEED THOSE GEEKS SOME HAM AND THEY WILL DO WHATEVER WE SAY!
Head In A Box by one9deuce	Oct 11th, 2007 11:19:00 AM
I'm not surprised that you find the ham joke a "real pants-wetter", but the problem is that about 3 of you are making the talkback un-fucking-readable for everyone else.
HAM shot first! by azscott	Oct 11th, 2007 11:27:13 AM
I can't believe nobody's done that yet...
An Imperial Probe Ham... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 11:54:43 AM
It's a good bet the empire knows it's HAM. Or, the heart-tugging line from Empire, in which Han and Leia declare their true feelings: I love ham. I know. One9deuce, I understand where you're coming from. We're just having a little fun. This article was interesting, but that's it. Not especially informative. No major story information about the movie, or what was being shot that day. It was pretty much a geek-gasm in the presence of his holy Speilberg. Cool, but when the article discusses what's on the menu for the cast and crew, well, that's like giving ammunition to crazy (or bored) people.
"Clean shaven, hair liberally oiled, but he’s been getting dirty by LTChief	Oct 11th, 2007 12:39:42 PM
that's hot. Sounds like you guys that wanted Spielberg porn are getting it after all.
I had HAM for lunch. by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 12:51:45 PM
nice one, wackybantha
Head In A Box, Abom, etc, you guys keep me laughing by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 12:56:50 PM
One9deuce, this TB represents some of the excitement people have for Indy, even in the midst of an article that said very little about the movie and more about the cast going to lunch. I find it funny that bBOTH Quint and Devin over on Chud commented directly on "Indy going straight for the HAM". And with time and boredom, a TB can always turn hamfisted like this. Surely you know that about AICN by now. Seriously, this story's 15 mins are way over, so I can only imagine you keep coming back to the TB because you secretly dig the "Ham". Join us, and together we can rule the Galaxy as HAM and Bacon. ...or, something.
HAM or HAM not, there is no try by ATARI	Oct 11th, 2007 12:57:53 PM

"There is no brisket. Only Ham or no Ham" by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:03:11 PM

"Owen he can't stay here forever. He's not a HAMeater like you.. by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:04:10 PM
"...he's got too much of his father in him." "I know. That's what scares me."
"I am C-3PO, HAM - Cyborg relations..." by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:04:47 PM

"ehh, this was a miserable dinner anyway. Luke, we're gonna have by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:05:17 PM

damn, it cut me off by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:05:48 PM
"ehh, this was a miserable dinner anyway. Luke, we're gonna have HAM!"
Fraulein, have dee HAM, then. Let me show you what I am used to by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:06:33 PM

"This isn't the HAM you're looking for..." by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:07:26 PM
"You can go about your dinner. Move along."
"We used to bullseye HAMrats smaller than that back home" by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:08:10 PM
Luke's such a ham.
"I'd sooner eat a HAM!" "I can arrange that." by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:09:14 PM

"Don't frighten us with your sorceror's HAM, Lord Vader." by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:11:10 PM
Somebody gonna get strangled for that one.
"Gen Tarken, I could smell your foul HAM as soon as I came aboar by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:12:18 PM
Leia a fiesty little hamstress
You are part of the rebel alliance and a HAM! by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:28:44 PM
Take ham away!
Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:29:10 PM
You're my only ham.
Away put your weapon! I mean you no ham by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:32:23 PM
I am wondering...why you are ham?
ganymede3010 by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:34:19 PM
by the way, thanks for the scriptment link.
Eeyah-tay Eeyah-tay Eeyah-toh by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:34:54 PM
30,000 hams. No less...because he's holding a thermal turkey baster! Ho ho...this bounty hunter is my kind of ham. Fearless and inventive. And honeybaked. Bo shooda!
"The HAMdo system?" "HAMdo isn't a system it's a meat" by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:35:31 PM

"WHOOTINI!" = Jawa for "HAM!" by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:36:15 PM

I can't find my ham! by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:36:34 PM
Stay on target. It's overcooked!! Stay on target. You've burnt my hammmaaaAARRRGHH
nice one, Abom. by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:37:09 PM
I thought about that one earlier, but couldn't recall that much of the actual line ("honeybaked" heh)
This is when it would be appropos for Porkins to have a line by finky089	Oct 11th, 2007 01:38:00 PM

Go ahead...make my ham by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:44:12 PM
You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel hungry? Well...do ya? Want some HAM? PUNK!!
HeadInaBox...you know you're a SW geek when... by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:45:47 PM
...you can recognize a HAM parody of some throwaway line Princess Leia says to an Ewok about a goddamned helmet
You're feisty little ham by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:46:35 PM
Now come here and nuzzle in my royal wookie
Hey Michelangelo by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:52:50 PM
Don't forget tonight we're making ham in the kitchen! Don't start ham with me! Don't start ham withOUT me! Bwah hah hah
No one's ever gone the distance with horseradish before by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 11th, 2007 01:58:32 PM
If I can do that...go the distance...then they'll know I wasn't just another ham from the neighborhood
It's a ham....errr....wrap! by AllieJamison	Oct 11th, 2007 02:13:15 PM
The thoughts of John Williams conducting the orchestra in front of a giant screen on which Indy IV footage is shown and visions of the Berg and the Kahn and their Movieola will have to replace the daily comforting "Harrison Ford is ordering some ham right now" moments.
TINTIN by Daddylonghead	Oct 11th, 2007 02:40:39 PM
Sorry to interrupt the hi-LAR-ious "use of the word ham in star wars lines," but what does this news about Tintin mean? Is Tintin going to be mo-cap? Like Polar Express? Or like Waking Life? I don't know about either of those, really. In fact I don't know about Tintin movies at all. Somebody fill me in, here...
I'll take this ham shit... by slone13	Oct 11th, 2007 03:47:54 PM
...over that Talkback Death asshole's crap anyday.
Tonight.. by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:11:18 PM
we dine on ham. ( i could not resist)
Obi by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:12:29 PM
These are not the ham's you're looking for.
Go ahead by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:13:15 PM
make my ham
Heres looking at you by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:14:00 PM
HAM
Frankly my dear by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:14:33 PM
i don't give a HAM
That last one is my favorite by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:15:03 PM

Ham's by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:16:13 PM
We don't need no stinking ham's
It's a bird, it's a plane by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:16:49 PM
its SuperHAM
Who was that by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:17:35 PM
masked HAM
I'm by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:19:09 PM
BatHAM
Ham by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:19:55 PM
Solo
Gordon Gheko says... by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:20:47 PM
HAM is good.
I'm gonna make him by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:21:42 PM
a ham he can't refuse.
Go ahead make my by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:22:23 PM
HAM
The Music HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:22:52 PM

HAM on Fire by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:23:55 PM
Perfect for Tony Scott and his CHEESE
The Right HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:25:33 PM

The Wizard of Ham by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:26:26 PM

CITIZEN HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:27:29 PM

KENTUCKY FRIED HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:28:02 PM

VIVA HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:29:04 PM

THE 400 HAMS by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:29:26 PM

THE SOUND OF HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:30:26 PM

MY LEFT HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:30:49 PM

HAM'S OF NEW YORK by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:31:15 PM

THE COLOR OF HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:31:36 PM

DR. STRANGEHAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:32:21 PM
sorry, now i've embarassed myself
OR HOW I STOPPED WORRING AND LEARNED by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:33:04 PM
TO LOVE HAM
a A FISTFUL OF HAMS by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:49:05 PM

JAMBON,JAMBON by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:50:30 PM

HAM IN THE AFTERNOON by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:51:14 PM

A MAN AND A HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:51:43 PM

JULES ET HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:52:07 PM

E.H. by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:54:35 PM

WILD HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:55:06 PM

THE HAM'S ARE COMING, THE HAM'S ARE COMING by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:55:39 PM

A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:56:30 PM

HAMLET by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:56:46 PM

IN THE HEAT OF THE HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:57:18 PM

REGARDING HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:58:01 PM

HAM VS. HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:58:28 PM

HAM 1138 by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:59:23 PM

RAGING HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 04:59:51 PM

I'M MAD AS HAM by bloodysam	Oct 11th, 2007 05:00:39 PM
AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Spielberg is a great man by cromwell1666	Oct 11th, 2007 05:33:50 PM
And a great filmmaker. He knows Lucas is a putz. I have renewed faith in this film. I would love to see a collection of film essays by spielberg comparable to the Eisenstein books like "Film Form" and "Film Sense"
man bites HAM by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:06:41 PM

You're gonna need a bigger HAM by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:09:00 PM

God didn't make Rambo, HAM did by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:23:37 PM

Miggs: I can smell your HAM by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:25:56 PM

Serrano de Bergerac by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:28:17 PM
Jesus... Can this go on?
This certainly is the ham of Christ by Moonwatcher	Oct 11th, 2007 06:32:00 PM
Just thought I'd throw my two cents in...
"you just shot an un-hammed man!" by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:41:25 PM

"Who gives a shit what you believe? by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 06:55:08 PM
In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for HAM."
All this talk about ham... makes me hungry! by Proman1984	Oct 11th, 2007 07:08:28 PM
Now look what you have done!
"I want more HAM, fucker" by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 07:18:02 PM

Did you share a 2-liter of "Game Fuel" ??? by BobWinters5	Oct 11th, 2007 07:26:17 PM
Was he impressed with your clever and original naming of such a beverage?
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. HAM's in the water. by BobWalnut	Oct 11th, 2007 08:13:26 PM

I just got off the phone with Steven Spielberg... by Forestal	Oct 11th, 2007 09:51:28 PM
He said Karen Allen is the sexiest tomboy MILFpole on the planet.
THE HEBREW HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:36:27 PM
A Chanukah tradition in the making.
I AM HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:38:43 PM
Sean Penn plays a pork lover.
3:10 to Lunchtime by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:40:12 PM
I heard they're serving ham.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST BRULEE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:42:54 PM
No time for love, but always time for dessert!
RAIDERS OF THE ROAST PORK by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:45:47 PM
Indy gotta eat ... good pork
SPIDER-HAM 4: RISE OF ELECTRO by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:51:46 PM
Wherein our hero becomes a deliciously baked ham.
FANTASTIC PORK 3: GALACTUS MUST FEED by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:53:03 PM
ON HAM!!!
X3: THE LAST HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 10:54:31 PM
Save a piece for Spielberg. He's the director for fuck's sake.
HEROS by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:01:07 PM
Ham, melted swiss, onions and mayo. Mmm .. toasty!
TALKBACK DEATH AND THE CRY FOR ATTENTION by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:02:21 PM
He won't stop until you give it. Don't give it.
THE HAM RUNNER by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:03:56 PM
Indy wants his ham, like, yesterday!
EAT DRINK HAM WOMAN by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:06:10 PM
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll eat ham.
PORKBACK MOUNTAIN by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:08:03 PM
Two gay cowboys and a juicy ham. Rated NC-17 for bizarre sex involving pork products.
THE HAM ULTIMATUM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:17:15 PM
Ham as a weapon against kosher and halal agents.
OCEAN'S ELEVEN HAMS by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:22:10 PM
Danny throws a big Christmas party.
HAM, CAUTION by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:27:10 PM
The ham is hot, it needs to rest a bit to let the juices settle.
30 DAYS OF HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:35:44 PM
Now that's good craft service.
THE BACON AND THE SNOWMAN by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:37:21 PM
Foreign intrigue ... with a side of bacon.
THE HAM IS NOT ENOUGH by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:46:03 PM
A side of scrambled eggs and buttered toast will complete the meal.
HOLLYWOOD HAMICIDE by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:49:21 PM
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing (ham).
100 Days of Hamdomy by Proman1984	Oct 11th, 2007 11:50:21 PM
It's a sin.
THE HAM WHISPERER by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:51:39 PM
I see dead pigs.
Will they find a new director for Transformers 2? by GibsonUSA	Oct 11th, 2007 11:51:45 PM
And a new robot designer? And a way to hold the camera steady?........please??
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE PORK RIND by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:56:22 PM
Spielberg's favorite snack.
TRANSFATFORMERS by BringingSexyBack	Oct 11th, 2007 11:59:34 PM
Ham Sandwich = Perfect Disguise
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 12:01:28 AM
It's so good, it should be a sin. Even for Gentiles.
HAM... THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT by Proman1984	Oct 12th, 2007 12:09:38 AM
Though I still prefer the pink kind.
HAM SOLO by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 12:15:54 AM
I can't believe no one said that already.
GET HAM OR DIE TRYIN' by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 12:24:08 AM
You want hardcore? I give you bacon.
THE HAM WHO LOVED ME by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 12:30:26 AM
Equinas looks down on pig fuckers. What a snob.
Aw hell naw! It's the nth fake title talkback... by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 12:35:32 AM
...and it's damn funny!!!! I love you guys!!!!
THE HAM AFTER TOMORROW by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 12:41:01 AM
Sundays are ham sandwich days. Harrison loves Sundays.
JURASSIC PORK by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 12:43:02 AM
Prehistoric pigs = Delicious ham
I wish BSB was HAM by Proman1984	Oct 12th, 2007 12:58:54 AM
Think about that kids, think about that.
ENTER THE HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 01:00:06 AM
It's lunchtime, Mr. Ford!
THE LORD OF THE RINDS by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 01:03:11 AM
One pork rind to rule them all.
SAVE THE LAST HAM by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 01:05:26 AM
for Mr. Spielberg, who's busy talking to the geeks.
THE CHRONICLES OF BACON by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 01:10:58 AM
The Pig, The Sandwich and The Wardrobe.
HAMBO - FIRST PORK PART TWO by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:13:27 AM

THE QUIET HAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:14:13 AM
shot in New Zealand
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER FOR A HAM SANDWICH by BringingSexyBack	Oct 12th, 2007 01:14:14 AM
with a side of cole slaw.
I, HAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:14:51 AM
starring The Fresh Prince
HAM ACADEMY 4 - PORK ON PATROL by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:16:25 AM

THE HAMSHANK REDEMPTION by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:17:32 AM

HAM'S LIST by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:18:11 AM
directed by Stevie Playberg
12 ANGRY HAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:19:15 AM
Since this flick is from 1957, I guess nobody will catch my drift...
THE LORD OF THE PORK III - RETURN OF THE HAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:19:54 AM

THE USUAL HAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:20:35 AM
by Bryan Singer
MEHAMTO by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:21:09 AM
told backwards
www.whatistheHAMtrix.com by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:22:08 AM

TO KILL A MOCKINGHAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:22:51 AM
I could go on all night...
SAVING PRIVATE HAM by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:24:11 AM

H FOR HAMDETTA by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 12th, 2007 01:25:57 AM
Ok, I'll stop now
Err, what happened to this talkback? by BenBraddock	Oct 12th, 2007 02:28:48 AM
What say we just start over?
THE HAMFATHER by Chewbaccalypse Now	Oct 12th, 2007 05:23:52 AM

BLACKHAM DOWN by Chewbaccalypse Now	Oct 12th, 2007 05:24:31 AM

ALL TALKBACKERS TAKE NOTE!! by IndiAbbey Jones	Oct 12th, 2007 06:50:18 AM
Enough of the Ham jokes!! Jeezo...!! So I take it Abner has been captured by the Soviets all the time between pre-Raiders to KOCS? Hence the rags and stuff? Not sure if I like that....
Re-release the first three at the flicks!! by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 12th, 2007 07:17:45 AM
Damn right! And watch peoples opinion of Temple of Doom soar - that's a film that was made to be seen on the big screen!
Re-release the first three at the flicks!! by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 12th, 2007 07:17:46 AM
Damn right! And watch peoples opinion of Temple of Doom soar - that's a film that was made to be seen on the big screen!
For those of you keeping score--------------------------- ------- by ATARI	Oct 12th, 2007 08:00:43 AM
There are 410 instances of HAM mentioned in this talkback. Make that 411.
I've got the ham, Jabba by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 09:05:31 AM
I was on my way to pay you when I got a little...sidetracked...by ham. You're throwing away a ham here--don't be a fool!
Cough cough...General Kenobi. We've been expecting ham by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 09:06:26 AM
Your hams will make a fine edition...to my collection (cough, wheeze).
Victims of the Almighty Ham by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 09:08:47 AM
The great Jabba hopes that you will die...with ham. You tell that slimy piece of...ham-ridden filth...he'll get no such pork products from us! Right?
You and I are very much alike, Dr. Jones by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 09:11:15 AM
You see this ham? Worthless. But we bury it in the desert, 1000 years...it becomes priceless. Men will kill for ham.
JESUS GODDAM FUCKING CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE HAM!!!!!!!!!! by Laserbrain	Oct 12th, 2007 10:15:09 AM
Thank you.
I find your lack of HAM disturbing... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:22:58 AM
hope that wasn't a repeat...
and on a bad Vader note.... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:24:12 AM
HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! !!!!!
and... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:27:08 AM
"Obi-Wan is here. The Ham is with him."
or.... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:27:29 AM

or...this....damn typing thingy... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:28:32 AM
"I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the HAM."
beating this into the ground... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:30:24 AM
"The son of Skywalker must not become a HAM."
and finally....on topic...sort of.... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:31:49 AM
"I do not want the Emperor's HAM damaged. We will test it on Captain Solo."
ok, i'm bored...so.... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:35:46 AM
"That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving HAM to this bounty hunter." "Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." "No." "Good, because it would be unfortunate if I had to leave a HAM here."
bad dialogue needs parody too... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:41:55 AM
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men... but the women, and the HAM too. They're like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals! I hate HAM!" ―Anakin to Padmé after slaughtering a HAM settlement
BSB by Shaw	Oct 12th, 2007 10:43:14 AM
Eat Drink Ham Woman made me crack up. Thanks a lot for giving my co-workers yet another reason to think I'm weird.
if Monty Python had a talkback... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:44:14 AM
HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HA M,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM, ...
To HAM and HAM Not by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:46:13 AM
or,...from Ham to Enternity
sooooo bored.... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 10:48:24 AM
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a HAM is insignificant next to the power of the Force."'
It doesn't know pain. It feels no pity. by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:02:02 PM
And it absolutely will NOT STOP until you have eaten ham.
I gave your locker to Dipper. by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:04:57 PM
Dipper? Yeah. Dipper's a contender. You, you know what you are? A HAM!
It's a HAM! Ash is a goddamned canned HAM! by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:07:50 PM
Or the famous line from Bishop: "I may be a synthetic, but I'm not a stupid ham."
E.T. phone ham by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 12th, 2007 01:09:12 PM
Or, Close Encounters: Doo-dee-dee-doh-HAMMM
wow-oh-wow, this has been amusing by finky089	Oct 12th, 2007 01:57:34 PM
I raise a hamshank to all who contributed! (Except that asstoad, TALKBACK DEATH). CHEERS!
Um, SoylentMean, don't want to rain on your parade, but by Puddleglum	Oct 12th, 2007 02:04:00 PM
although you might have been an early mentioner of "ham", I don't really see the whole "ham in the title" thing starting until Finky089's post at: Oct 10th, 2007 12:47:56 PM. I'm just sayin'. What an unbelievable amount of space to spend on "ham", guys.
"That's the HAM of a carpenter!" by FlyingToupee	Oct 12th, 2007 02:17:01 PM
"Elsa, honey, I can't hold HAM!"
while we are at it...an actual line of dialogue... by kname2	Oct 12th, 2007 02:34:25 PM
"If it ain't WHAM, it ain't HAM!--Cary Grants housekeeper in the film 'Mr. Blandings Builds His dream House.'
Summer of HAM by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:31:36 PM
YESSSS!! GEDDIN!!! Geordies rule!!
It's time to belatedly make the HAM -> PORN crossover! by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:32:22 PM

...ahem... by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:33:11 PM

#1: JUR-ASS-IS-PORKED by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:33:51 PM

#2: Space Ram by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:35:46 PM

OR SPACE HAM, WHATEVER. by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:36:16 PM

OR SPACE HAM, WHATEVER. by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:36:18 PM

#3: BOT FUZZ by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:38:42 PM

#4: I GROW, BOT by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:39:17 PM

#5: ANALIEN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:39:45 PM

#6: ME, MYSELF, IN IRENE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:40:48 PM

#7: SPRAY IT FORWARD by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:41:12 PM

#8: THE BREAKFAST CLUB - no need to change that one by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:42:09 PM

#9: CHARLIE'S ANALS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:43:10 PM

#10: GLAD-HE-ATE-HER by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:43:48 PM

#11: TOP GUNK by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:44:40 PM

#12: BRING IT IN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:45:00 PM

#13: IN-SONIA by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:45:29 PM

#14: THE FILTH ELEMENT by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:45:56 PM

#15: AIR WHORES ONE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:46:21 PM

ARE ANY OF THESE REAL?? by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:46:41 PM

# 16: THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE MARY by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:47:11 PM

#17: WHEN HARRY MEAT SALLY by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:47:37 PM

#18@ BANGS OF NEW YORK by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:50:40 PM

#18: BANGS OF NEW YORK by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:50:45 PM

oops, sorry. for it all....BUT I CAN'T STOP!!!! by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:51:21 PM

#19: THE MOUNTIN' by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:51:55 PM

#20: PORN OF THE DEAD by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:52:36 PM

# 21: THE SEVENTH SQUEAL by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:53:24 PM

# 22: ASS-INO by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:54:19 PM

#23: PRETTY SHITTY GANG BANG sorry by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:55:40 PM

#24: DR. YES by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:56:19 PM

#25: LES ENFANTS 'DO' PARADIS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 05:59:35 PM
Sorry Johnny Depp
#26: ME IN YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:00:06 PM

#27: THE BONE ULTIMATUM by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:00:51 PM

#28: 28 LAYS LATER ahem by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:02:14 PM

#29: BATMAN BIGGENS thank you by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:04:44 PM

and finally, for now, probably... by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:05:42 PM
...because you lot are asleep or I'm too late to the party...
#30: MARY POPS-IN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:07:36 PM

couldn't resist - PORK THE LINE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:08:16 PM

LEGALLY BANGED by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:10:12 PM

ASSABLANCA by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:11:05 PM

I-PULL-ALL 13 by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:11:48 PM

A-LAD-IN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:12:23 PM

FILL BILL by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:15:26 PM

GRINDING NEMO by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:15:52 PM

And that's me out for real. G'night AICN, you've been great! by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:16:49 PM

Oooh. Someone's joined in!! by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:17:26 PM

nah man, TRANNIES-FOR-MA-ASS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:18:15 PM

LITTLE MISS CUM-SLIME ugh. by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:19:56 PM

A BUGGERERS LIFE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:21:11 PM

RUB-ECCA by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:21:45 PM

THE LAST RING IN SCOTLAND by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:22:06 PM

SPURT-IGO by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:22:28 PM

LABIARINTH by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:23:18 PM

BROKEDICK MOUNTAIN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:23:54 PM

SQUIRTY DANCING by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:24:12 PM

GLAND OF THE DEAD by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:25:52 PM

I don't know how to turn it off!!! by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:26:30 PM

THE ITCHER by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:27:06 PM

THE SEXORCIST by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:30:08 PM

LOADIAC by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:30:28 PM

IN-JOANNA JONES AND THE ASS CRUSADE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:32:03 PM

PUSH HOUR by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:32:33 PM

RAIDING PLACES by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:32:54 PM

A BEAUTIFUL GRIND by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:36:48 PM

THE DA VINCI LOAD by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:37:18 PM

THE SPUNKBOB SQUIRTPANTS MOVIE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:38:40 PM
and that's me outties for sure...
I'm tired...am UK-based, so its late for me by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:52:50 PM

sooo...SPLATOON by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:53:59 PM

CREAMCATCHER by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:54:55 PM

LADY ON THE TRAMP by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:56:21 PM

ERIN BUCK-A-BITCH by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:56:51 PM

fuck, that last one was good... by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 06:57:16 PM

MASTERS OF THE POONIVERSE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:01:36 PM

BRIEFS ENCOUNTER by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:02:13 PM

GHOSTS-BUST-ASS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:03:39 PM

SLAGS OF OUR FATHERS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:05:33 PM

STAR TREK: PENETRATIONS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:06:00 PM

MY PILLS HAVE EYES by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:07:55 PM

There's been 65 or so so far, dunno if I can make the hundred by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:10:38 PM
They may vary in quality from here on in. Further.
nice one Soylent, you got us all there. PLAY FISTY WITH ME by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:12:48 PM

SIX DAYS, SEVEN FRIGHTS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:13:15 PM

DEAD MAN PORKING by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:14:07 PM

HETROPOLIS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:14:43 PM

sorry, HETEROPOLIS I meant by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:15:18 PM

PROJECT SEX by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:16:29 PM

REDS 'ONJA by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:18:46 PM

RUB-A-COP by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:19:06 PM

RUBBIN' HOOD - PIMP SOME THEIVES by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:19:35 PM

meant THIEVES by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:20:57 PM

THE TWO-MAN SHOW by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:23:43 PM

MISSION: I'M POSEABLE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:24:29 PM

DON'T BUCK NOW by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:25:58 PM

PORKABOUT by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:26:16 PM

ASS OF GLORY by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:26:37 PM

WHO MAIMED ROGER RABBIT? by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:27:13 PM

THE BENCH CONNECTION by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:28:51 PM

FANNY ON ALEXANDER by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:29:10 PM

AMERICAN BOOTY by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:29:29 PM

A MAN FOR ALL SQUEEZIN'S by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:30:27 PM

OLIVER TWISTS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:30:51 PM

12 HUNGRY MEN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:31:50 PM

ALL-GIRL FRIDAY by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:32:17 PM

BANGIN' IN THE RAIN by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:32:39 PM

ANNIE HOLE by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:32:56 PM

DOING JOHN MALKOVICH by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:34:18 PM

BEN-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGH! by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:34:59 PM

A FISTFUL OF DONALDS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:35:20 PM

GOLDFINGERER by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:35:37 PM

PUBIC ACCESS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:36:06 PM

one more and I think its a hundred... by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:38:12 PM

HE BLEW MAX by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:40:23 PM

THE EMPIRE LIKES CRACK night night freaky deakies by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:41:01 PM

last one - THE WIZARD OF ASS by Specktron	Oct 12th, 2007 07:41:40 PM

"What an unbelievable amount of space to spend on "ham", guys." by Proman1984	Oct 12th, 2007 08:37:19 PM
Amen, Puddleglum, amen.
Head In A Box read by Proman1984	Oct 12th, 2007 09:53:47 PM
There have been talkbacks with THOUSANDS of posts. In fact one of the INDY ones had almost 2 Thousand. Are you new? Are you fresh ham, so to speak?
Hey, "Head In A Box", just take a look at the LOST talkback by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 13th, 2007 04:48:12 AM
there are over 7000 posts!
"I said no HAMs! That's four HAMs. Can't you count?" by ScotFree	Oct 13th, 2007 09:24:18 AM
"Compensation for my brother-in-law's car."
(Sorry) by ScotFree	Oct 13th, 2007 09:24:49 AM
I've been out of town. I felt left out :D
Getting a bit ham-fisted now - by BobWalnut	Oct 13th, 2007 11:23:40 AM
This pork is getting maggot-ridden....
"IT'S THAT SALTY BLOODY HAM!" by Mr. Nice Gaius	Oct 13th, 2007 12:46:34 PM
"A man works all day, he expects a normal ham meal, not Goddamn bastard brine!"
Cold Ham sounds deliscious, Head, by Proman1984	Oct 13th, 2007 03:33:21 PM
Bon Appetite ;) !
hey, specktron...good show...but you missed one... by kname2	Oct 13th, 2007 04:24:37 PM
The Porn Conspiracy...sorry couldn't resist....gotta eat HAM now...
while we are on the Harrison Ford/HAM connection... by kname2	Oct 13th, 2007 04:34:53 PM
anyone recall the short film Hardware Wars? the Han Solo character in that one was....yep,....you guessed it...or maybe you smelled it...HAM Salad!
BOND SPECIAL: LICENSE TO FILL by Specktron	Oct 14th, 2007 03:46:15 PM

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUNK by Specktron	Oct 14th, 2007 03:46:59 PM

MOONGROPER by Specktron	Oct 14th, 2007 03:47:18 PM

THE BLOWN SUPREMACY by Specktron	Oct 14th, 2007 03:49:43 PM

SPLENDOR IN THE ASS by bloodysam	Oct 15th, 2007 12:43:27 PM

errrrr,....ummmmm,.....uhhhhhh,. ... by kname2	Oct 16th, 2007 11:36:05 PM
HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ham is dead. LONG LIVE PORK!!! by Specktron	Oct 17th, 2007 06:02:29 PM

HAM=PORK by kname2	Oct 18th, 2007 10:40:39 PM
and...PORK=HAM...my vote is...BACON!!!!!!!!
PORK! by finky089	Oct 19th, 2007 02:26:04 PM
Is that not an appropos name for Spielberg's yet-to-be-made porno??
The HAM thread is hillarious... by DoctorWho?	Oct 20th, 2007 09:25:05 AM
.But seriously...Speilberg is saying all the right things. 70% non digital effects;no MTV style editing;editing on archaic gear. Gotta love the old school cats!
Indiana Jones Meets Seaman Hornsby by Banditmania	Oct 20th, 2007 07:24:54 PM
No wonder they call these pig boats!!
Ham by Specktron	Oct 31st, 2007 06:18:01 PM

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