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THE INCREDIBLE HULK set footage from Hamilton by way of CreepyThinMan!

First by RobMota	Oct 6th, 2007 12:12:16 AM
Uncertified Evil Genius
Hulk Smash First Posters!! by kevinwillis.net	Oct 6th, 2007 12:15:08 AM
Because smash is what Hulk do best.
The Hulk Vs. Harry Knowles by kevinwillis.net	Oct 6th, 2007 12:19:56 AM
Now that's a movie that's begging to be made. What happens when an irresistible force meets and unmovable object? Hulk vs. Harry! Reminds me of the Hulk Vs. Superman crossover. In fact, as I recall, that was the tagline for the Hulk Vs. Superman crossover. Can't remember the line for the Superman Vs. Muhammed Ali, but I'm sure it had something to do with floating like a butterfly. And that's also a film that's begging to be made, right after Justice League, The Brave and the Bold, and a movie with Krypto, the superhorse, and that supermonkey from back in the 60s.
"fucking slums of Harlem" by DocBosch	Oct 6th, 2007 12:20:38 AM
yeah, a lot of black people live there, so it must be a slum, sight un-seen.
Looks like an extension of the 'Toronto' fight scene by Avert Therapy	Oct 6th, 2007 12:24:58 AM
They shut down Yonge Street in Toronto (doubling as Harlem) for several nights and there was a bus with a car sticking out of it there too. Here's a report with pics of that one, http://tinyurl.com/yvagbs
Yonge St. by degikrinbakedirfuvkeit	Oct 6th, 2007 12:27:18 AM
Cool beans. I'm wondering since they filmed this stuff in Hamilton, what was the purpose of setting up a replica set in downtown Toronto along Yonge street (where I was at). I had no intention of seeing this movie, but now I think I might just to see how the finished footage turned out. Also to see how well some of the animation done by fellow animators here in Toronto turns out.
nice work by dino_hardbody	Oct 6th, 2007 12:28:54 AM
Ontario resident here. Hamilton sucks balls, yes sir! Nice shots CreepyThinMan. Don't listen to the fuckers who complain about the lack of Hulk/Norton. Idiots can't seem to realize Hulk is CGI, but they, America is full of retards so don't let it get you down. On a side note, my buddy meet Liv Tyler at a little hippy-ish market north of Toronto. said she was very nice and is considering moving to the Toronto area. so take that, fuckers! liv Tyler wants to move to the T dot! Ha!
Also by dino_hardbody	Oct 6th, 2007 12:31:12 AM
to the Torontonians: this will be the greatest Toronto landmark watching film since Resident Evil 2. Remember when they were shooting up zombies outside Pizza Pizza? or when they blew up city hall? what a great Toronto movie, even if the movie itself sucked donkey balls.
Yes Dino, America is full of retards by IndustryKiller!	Oct 6th, 2007 12:41:05 AM
But at least we didn't produce Nickelback.
Shit, yo, I mean, damn. Know what I'm sayin'? by pencil-man	Oct 6th, 2007 12:42:47 AM
No.
Best thing about a film with a Budget is by jegoing74	Oct 6th, 2007 12:49:38 AM
They can erase your city to make it look like an American locale. Rhythm and Hues is doing the effects work.
Great set security they got there by ShiftyEyedDog2	Oct 6th, 2007 01:05:45 AM
I mean, this guy was just checking it out and filming, but it could just as easily have been some other person stealing, vandalizing, or destroying their sets and/or equipment. Might wanna hire some new guards.
cursing is for the intellectually limited. by frankenfickle	Oct 6th, 2007 01:20:01 AM
fuckin dumbass wigger.
The twat from the third vid was... by Vamp-AICNchat	Oct 6th, 2007 01:54:35 AM
...America's version of Ali G...y'all.
I would like to personally apologize... by LOTGA	Oct 6th, 2007 01:55:10 AM
...for Nickelback on behalf of all of Canada.
I still have the first Spider-man footage!! by rectalscan	Oct 6th, 2007 01:55:37 AM
The scene with him jumping over the tables and confronting the green goblin. Which turned out to bee the Unity Day Festival with Macy Gray. So many years ago. Leaked on this site from a stupid sissy. He complained about being an extra and we (talkbackers) tore him a new asshole for being a bitch.
Yay!!!! by ShogunMaster	Oct 6th, 2007 02:10:50 AM
That article cured my insomnia!! I'm off to bed.. yawn...
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 6th, 2007 02:17:22 AM
Isn't it?
Can't Possibly Be Worse then Ang Lee's Version by Queefer Bukkake	Oct 6th, 2007 02:20:04 AM
I love Ang Lee films, except for Hulk. He had no idea what he was doing on that one. What a giant piece of crap, and a waste of effects. We want a super fight and we get Hulk Dogs. Oh my fucking god. Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it.
this guy needs.... by Seph_J	Oct 6th, 2007 02:34:27 AM
to get some perspective.
this guy needs.... by onefatman	Oct 6th, 2007 02:56:43 AM
to have his face stapled to his asshole. He is officially the biggest douche in the cosmos. authoritays?
I stuck by 'cause I'm pimpin! by kafka07	Oct 6th, 2007 02:59:31 AM
it's the hulk 2 beeyotches!
Wait! CreepyThinMan? by MaxTheSilent	Oct 6th, 2007 03:09:46 AM
Of Scorched Planet fame?
Just add a CGI Hulk in those shots by superfleish76	Oct 6th, 2007 03:32:09 AM
and it's already as exciting as the first movie.
I didn't watch that last video by Bobo_Vision	Oct 6th, 2007 03:58:01 AM
My Spidey senses were tingling.
Of Wannabee Scorched Planet fame by Mr Squirrel	Oct 6th, 2007 04:29:46 AM
He was never one of us
Is that last one the new villian? by Boba Fat	Oct 6th, 2007 05:04:02 AM
Yo, Hulky Hulk! you ain't seen nothing till the super pimp gets his gamma gold wrapped around your green ass! You seen this door right here? I built that especially to throw you through motherfucker! Tim Roth is going to win a oscar!
Canadian punks scare me, eh? by aboriginal	Oct 6th, 2007 05:39:04 AM
Ok, blowed up stuff cool, dumbasses not unless they get blowed up too.
wow by Varakor	Oct 6th, 2007 05:49:53 AM
nothin like a white canadian talkin like a black thug to make my morning. At least the stuff blowing up was kewl.
Ok. let me see.... by emeraldboy	Oct 6th, 2007 05:52:00 AM
a physicist has an accident using gamma radiation experiements. He has just lost his wife in a car accident. and is pushing himself to extremes. But there is a screw up. This screw up turns the mild mannered dr into a weapon of mass destruction Called the incredible hulk every time the dr is angered put under huge stress. The comic is legendary. It spawned a very moralising tv show, which is now seen as outdated. So universal make a movie. with ang lee at the helm and James Schamus writing the screenplay with ang lee. this is the same ang lee and James Schamus who made Ride with the devil, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, Sense and Sensibility, The ice Storm and the wedding banquet and brokeback mountain. Some of the most financially successfull arthouse movies ever. The hulk is an iconic character. You can go two ways with the character. you can make a father and son literal comic book movie with artsy flashes which ang lee did and got his ass kicked. you can make a dumb as a post, smash a thon, with roots to the tv show. In an early draft of the hulk before James Schamus came on board. Micheal France wrote a scene in which The hulk totals Las Vegas. and leaves a path of destruction behind him. Universal felt that that was far too expensive and you can see their point. In the movie that was replaced by the film's best sequence which starts in the desert and ends in san francisco. So this new film will have roots to the tv show in which banner searches for a cure. A lot of people on the talkback hated what ang lee did with thier usual irrational hate. The people who remembered Ang lee's hulk with Bana and connelly will be baffled by this new film. Ang lee proved he has the chops for action movies. having seen trasporter he is a competent action director. Ed norton as a screenwriter is untested and untried. at least schamus and lee have a certain clout and make great looking films. ang lee's hulk had an interesting look and story and was hated. Incredible hulk has an intresting cast but not much more than that.
Ok. let me see.... by emeraldboy	Oct 6th, 2007 06:03:42 AM
a physicist has an accident using gamma radiation experiements. He has just lost his wife in a car accident. and is pushing himself to extremes. But there is a screw up. This screw up turns the mild mannered dr into a weapon of mass destruction Called the incredible hulk every time the dr is angered put under huge stress. The comic is legendary. It spawned a very moralising tv show, which is now seen as outdated. So universal make a movie. with ang lee at the helm and James Schamus writing the screenplay with ang lee. this is the same ang lee and James Schamus who made Ride with the devil, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, Sense and Sensibility, The ice Storm and the wedding banquet and brokeback mountain. Some of the most financially successfull arthouse movies ever. The hulk is an iconic character. You can go two ways with the character. you can make a father and son literal comic book movie with artsy flashes which ang lee did and got his ass kicked. you can make a dumb as a post, smash a thon, with roots to the tv show. In an early draft of the hulk before James Schamus came on board. Micheal France wrote a scene in which The hulk totals Las Vegas. and leaves a path of destruction behind him. Universal felt that that was far too expensive and you can see their point. In the movie that was replaced by the film's best sequence which starts in the desert and ends in san francisco. So this new film will have roots to the tv show in which banner searches for a cure. A lot of people on the talkback hated what ang lee did with thier usual irrational hate. The people who remembered Ang lee's hulk with Bana and connelly will be baffled by this new film. Ang lee proved he has the chops for action movies. having seen trasporter he is a competent action director. Ed norton as a screenwriter is untested and untried. at least schamus and lee have a certain clout and make great looking films. ang lee's hulk had an interesting look and story and was hated. Incredible hulk has an intresting cast but not much more than that.
Knob on a building site! by FILMFUNK	Oct 6th, 2007 06:52:42 AM
''There's a wall! and this is the door bitches'' WTF?
Emeraldboy, that's an oversimplification by LlGHTST0RMER	Oct 6th, 2007 07:01:13 AM
...to say "you could go two ways with it," that Ang Lee took the high road and was beat down for it, and that an earlier draft of the script was the low road and it's what the stupider crowd wanted to see. Why on earth would you believe those were the only two ways to go? Neither of those two paths were completely acceptible, apparently. You can't say Hulk was a great movie or even a really good one just because Ang Lee made it. That's insane. Sure he's an arthouse hero, but how does that qualify him as an ideal fantasy action director? (For the record: not everyone thinks Crouching Tiger was great. Or even good at all.) Maybe it is possible that The Hulk was too far out of Lee's milieu for him to be the appropriate choice. Because I for one think the movie was a failure at what it should have been, or even tried to be. It was too campy, too melodramatic and too bombastic all at the same time. Someone with more experience in the genre would probably have done a better job with the flick. Maybe this new director isn't the one to do it, but maybe he is. We'll know when the flick comes out. I've always suspected Universal hired Ang Lee to direct the movie because they had noticed how fans had approved of Bryan Singer doing X-Men, Peter Jackson doing LOTR, and Sam Raimi doing Spider-Man. Jackson and Raimi had cult cred already, and loved the properties they directed; Bryan Singer was someone previously known for high-brow dramas like The Usual Suspects and Apt Pupil, so he was appreciated for his dramatic work. So Universal (I imagine,) thought it would be a good idea to pick up a director with a background in highly emotional films so as to resonate with the emotions of the film - to show us they were taking the property seriously, and thus, Hulk would join the ranks of LOTR, Spider-Man and X-Men as genre films made with passion for the material. But I think Hulk backfired bigtime because Lee just wasn't capable of making something that was more recognizably straightforward and less emotionally complex or angst-ridden. The Hulk movie should at the very least have been fun. It really wasn't. It wasn't as bad as many AICN'ers claim it was, but it certainly wasn't worthy of much praise. And it doesn't mean that the next movie should be dumbed down just to make the masses happy, but it does give them the opportunity to make it without the pretentiousness of the last film. I hope they do.
Uh oh, sounds like someone's been watching too much BET by Garbageman33	Oct 6th, 2007 07:36:03 AM
And I thought Andy Milonakis was annoying.
LIGHTST0RMER by Garbageman33	Oct 6th, 2007 07:41:14 AM
"For the record: not everyone thinks Crouching Tiger was great. Or even good at all." See, that's where you're wrong. I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't like that movie. Ever. Seriously, I need names. If you don't like that movie, I'd question whether you should even be allowed back in a movie theater. Even if it's to go see the new Alien vs. Predator.
Uh... by Zarles	Oct 6th, 2007 08:14:17 AM
So when did Penn Jillette start talking like Chris Tucker? Should've called himself CreepyFatWigger instead.
Well that was...scary for all the wrong reasons. by TomBodet	Oct 6th, 2007 08:26:07 AM
#3 I'm talking about. Nice fucking camera work you fucking tool. You need Giant Robot(s) stepping on you just for that alone. Okay as for the other two clips--Hulk and the Abomination run around and break things. Sounds good!
"I slap that shit, myra" by TheBloop	Oct 6th, 2007 08:31:57 AM
Was that last clip really Johny B of the Jerky Boys doing his gay latino bit? Sure sounded like it.
But will it be better than Brokeback?? by performingmonkey	Oct 6th, 2007 08:36:55 AM
Oh I forgot, it's not the same hack behind this one!
dino_hardbody...are you really a Canuck? by Philvis	Oct 6th, 2007 08:50:54 AM
I thought Canadians didn't have tempers and were more cultured than Americans...so why are you being so negative towards the land of the free? Liv Tyler moving to Toronto is not the end of the world for most Americans as well. As far as the HULK scenes sans Hulk, there is only so much blown up cars and buildings one wants to see alone. It really doesn't give me that much insight into the movie. People now are itching to see the Hulk himself.
What an idiot. by R L S	Oct 6th, 2007 08:53:40 AM
It's not even Hulk 2, ya dolt.
Ang Lee's movie sucked. And I'm tired of by Dr Gonzo	Oct 6th, 2007 09:30:08 AM
pretentious windbags calling anyone who didn't like it some kind of mouth breather because it's by the great Ang Lee so it must be over everyone's heads. They literally drew comic book panels on the screen. What is this, Tank Girl? That was horrible. And The Hulk hopping around like a rabbit...ok, maybe he did that in some of the issues of the comic but there's a reason why they are two different media. What might be passable on the printed page might just look fucking stupid on screen. Hulk dogs? And the father. Christ, don't get me started on that abortion. Ang's movie sucked, period. So anyway, why doesn't Bruce just smoke weed? You're never going to see a pothead get so angry as to Hulk out.
SCRIPT REVIEW WHAT?!?!? by dr.bulber	Oct 6th, 2007 09:51:06 AM
aint it cool no holds barred cutting edge industry leading breaking news flash inside scoop undercover covert classified earth shattering spoiler slinging no stone unturned not rain nor wind no cold of night not pat obrien SCRIPT REVIEW.
first! by ironic_name	Oct 6th, 2007 09:52:04 AM
maybe
If Banner smoked weed, he wouldn't turn into the hulk by moondoggy2u	Oct 6th, 2007 09:59:06 AM
But he would turn into THE HIPPIE!!! Trust me, Bruce is choosing the lesser of two evils. Sure, he's unavoidably smashing cities, destroying homes, and causing billions of dollars of damage, but he isn't a goddamned hippy. I think we all owe Banner a debt of grattitude.
damn! by ironic_name	Oct 6th, 2007 10:00:57 AM
slow typing.
So you break onto a high security movie set by Snookeroo	Oct 6th, 2007 10:10:31 AM
and spend half the time with the camera aimed at your face, not the set itself. Creepydumbass has a great future ahead in broadcast news.
And, by the way, only Hollywood would go to a slum by Snookeroo	Oct 6th, 2007 10:13:55 AM
and spend a fortune constructing a wrecked building. Just a wild guess here, but maybe some of those were available already?
ED NORTON??? by King_Knut	Oct 6th, 2007 10:16:00 AM
I didn't realise he'd written the bugger. OK, now I'm really interested.
hahahaha by Magnum Opus	Oct 6th, 2007 10:27:34 AM
Listen to the stoopid Canadians in those videos. What a funny people.
canada, america's hat. by ironic_name	Oct 6th, 2007 10:36:44 AM

"FUCKING SLUMS".....what an ASSHOLE by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE	Oct 6th, 2007 10:52:16 AM
Just like everywhere else, there are slums in Harlem too. But the way this was written makes it look like Harlem is nothing BUT slums. Guess this guy doesn't know shit about Harlem or Toronto. What a dickhead thing to say. Piece of shit asshole.
What a pretensious fuck by liljuniorbrown	Oct 6th, 2007 11:05:38 AM
Slums of Harlem? Wow. I could tell from the voices in the background this was filmed in the "Great White North" but thanks for throwing that gem in there for clarification. Bring on the Abomination!
Our dollar is worth more than yours now America by Captain Justice	Oct 6th, 2007 11:06:10 AM
Bet that didn't hit your news stands. Hamilton is Toronto's crack whore farm league. If you ever meet a girl from there just flat out ask her what her kid's names are. Guaranteed she has at least 2 no matter how fat or ugly she is. I bet they had no problem finding a place holder for the CGI Hulk there.
Thin Man = the only Planeteer left standing? by JimHatchersMom	Oct 6th, 2007 11:12:33 AM
Wow, how sad is that? Hatcher's Scorched Planet gang reduced to hiding from Harry, and CTM the only one with any cred? Nunz must be loving this.
Ok I stayed away from the third vid till now by Captain Justice	Oct 6th, 2007 11:17:44 AM
...wow. What a stupid fucking douche. On behalf of Canada let me apologize. Hamilton is to Toronto as Jersey is to NYC. It's where oxygen deprived steel workers come from. It's a hole in the wall and the core is boarded up. When movie's do shoot there it's only help with the necessary demo work. It's not a poor city though like this tardly asshole purports. It's just VERY base level in terms of intellect. There's a university there that wishes it wasn't. Some of the morons there think they're badasses from hard areas but they're ALL gigantic pussies when it really comes down to it. This dogshit was probably all 'yo yo dog' up until his mom came to pick his fat ass up. Additionally in Canada it's never very hard to get on any set. Sometimes it's harder not to be on a movie set. Only a total rube like that portly motherfucker would run around (fast as his sweating fat ass could) and feel the need to brag about it. Hey cum guzzler! Even hear that productions like shooting here because we don't have invasive motherfuckers like you sticking their noses where they don't belong?!?! Hamilton never fails to disappoint me.
Emeraldboy by JohnSpartan	Oct 6th, 2007 11:28:48 AM
Ang Lee had nothing to do with the Transporter. That film was directed by Louis Letterier, who is also directing the new Hulk. Just FYI.
In defense of the fat, stupid kid by Garbageman33	Oct 6th, 2007 11:34:25 AM
I don't think that's how he normally talks. I think he was just pretending that his Hamilton home really was Harlem. So he was talking like someone from Harlem would. See, he's not really a fat, stupid wigger. He's just a fat, stupid racist.
Ang Lee, yawn..... by seniorspeilbergio	Oct 6th, 2007 12:14:45 PM
His films are just boring, period. Crouching Tiger was a derivative borefest with hokey action choreography ( the flying over rooftops shit was lame. Just because you can remove the wires digitally doesn't mean it automatically looks believable.) and a story lifted from the Star Wars films. His films have no passion or emotion which is why when the characters in his film do emote, it's always melodramtic and over the top; but someone was right when they said his films look great. They do. He's very technically proficient but that only makes him a technocrat not an artist. His films are, what my film professor would have called "beautiful looking wallpaper". I think someone above hit it on the head when they said the literal "comic book panel" look is where he went wrong with The Hulk. The story and the characters itself I actually found very compelling and the fight in the desert was fantastic but the overstylized approach ruined it and distracted from any kind of connection I had with what was going on in the story. In the end, the actual tone of the film felt schitzophrenic to me. Oh, and as far as this film having lax security; for those of us who have worked on large scale action films, you know that when you have a large scale action set piece on public property (especially a downtown district), it's just impossible to keep everyone out. It would take hundreds of PAs to make sure no one was within eye sight of the scene. Everyone's main priority is safety and locking down the frame, not nosey people. Wherever there's a shoot, there's going to be nosey people asking you what's going on and what you're working on. It's just an excepted part of the buissiness. Not only that but it's just shit blowing up so who cares if people see as long as they're not in the shot? It's not a dialouge scene that would leak the plot. That's the stuff you want to keep under wraps. If you're going to inconvieniance local citizens by shooting a big production in there neighborhood all night, why not let them see some of the fireworks? That's what they did on this film because you can clearly hear people clapping and it ain't just the crew. Anyway, looking forward to seeing a new approach to a great property.
Let's put Ang Lee to rest... by alienindisguise	Oct 6th, 2007 12:23:25 PM
as far as the Hulk goes. Part of the blame rests on Marvel for trying to get it out of the gates as fast as they could to catch the Spiderman wave but to their credit, Marvel seems to have realized that they f'ed up majorly, hence this version of the Hulk. Just don't let it happen again Marvel!!!
Who are the ad wizards... by wampa 1	Oct 6th, 2007 12:25:58 PM
...who came up with this one?
Lee's Hulk no good by Jaws Wayne	Oct 6th, 2007 12:33:26 PM
I actually liked it a lot. The fact that it was all so serious and heavy handed ,which was the opposite of what I expected, a fun dumb popcorn movie like the F4 films, made it a one of a kind film, and I'm all for unique Hollywood movies. I also thought Eric Bana was just fine as Bruce Banner. Excellent post by the way Lightstormer, I think you're very right about the reason why they asked Lee for the first Hulk film. And Garbageman33, you can put me on that list for not liking Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. So I guess that means no admittance for AVP2 for me at the cineplex. NOOOOOOooooo!!!!!! (haha).
JAWS WAYNE, by seniorspeilbergio	Oct 6th, 2007 12:35:58 PM
Yeah, you said it all. I loved the seriousness of it too, it's just that overstyalized tone that fucks iwth me but it makes all the difference.
Captain Justice by Varakor	Oct 6th, 2007 12:55:48 PM
Hey hey hey what's with the Jersey bashin huh? Being a proud Jerseyian I take offense to that sir. Yes our air smells like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon, yes our water would turn u into the toxic avenger if you swim in it, and yes we're stuck with such godawful cities as Bayonne, but damnit.... uhmmmmm......... what was my point? Oh yea Ang Lee's Hulk wasn't that bad, i enjoyed the hell out of it, only thing that sucked were the Hulk Dogs, or to be more specific, the Hulk Poodle. You know what the biggest complaint of Hulk was? Was that he grew too big and he looked like a cartoon. WTF!
GarbageMan33 - I didn't like Crouching Tiger by ShiftyEyedDog2	Oct 6th, 2007 01:02:17 PM
and a LOT of people I know were also bored to tears by it. Lame wirework, unnecesary sidestories, boring plot... and before you start accusing me of not being intelligent enough or only like mindless action flicks, I'll tell you that I appreciate all kinds of films, from the deep and visionary to the just-for-fun popcorn flicks. I personally just didn't care for that one. If others do, more power to 'em. But don't go making blanket statements that EVERYBODY loves Crouching Tiger. It's just not true.
No, it's true. by Garbageman33	Oct 6th, 2007 01:24:09 PM
Everyone in the entire world loves Crouching Tiger. You and your three friends are the only ones who didn't. Although Kevin actually did like it. He just didn't have the heart to tell you guys he didn't agree with you. It totally would've put a damper on your big trip to Applebee's afterwards. Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.
Why Harlem? Is Hulk a racist now? GREEN POWER!!! by KongMonkey	Oct 6th, 2007 01:24:19 PM
Maybe he's pissed off at Barry Bonds for selling him that funny tasting candyroids.
KongMonkey by HEADGEEK	Oct 6th, 2007 01:40:31 PM
Actually - Hulk doesn't choose to end up in Harlem - he goes there to fight ABOMINATION. Now ABOMINATION - he's a rat bastard and probably is a racist. He's evil, ya know?
IS TYLER PERRY DIRECTING? by Kurzinski Valentine	Oct 6th, 2007 01:55:14 PM
i hope so. I LOVE HIS MOVIES!
Kudos to Marvel by Snookeroo	Oct 6th, 2007 02:06:31 PM
At least they have the backbone to admit that Hulk was a steaming turd, and correct their mistake. Warner Bros., on the other hand, will pump out another Superman fiasco exactly like the first one, only 50% more turdy, and then try to say that the franchise is dried up and that is why the movie tanks. Bad casting and mediocre actors can be overlooked if the story is top notched. But if the story sucks, the best actors and effects in the world won't save it.
Re Captain Justice by captain hammer	Oct 6th, 2007 02:32:23 PM
Have you ever had one of those friends who could only make himself feel better by talking shit about other people. Well that friend is Toronto and Hamilton is going to have the grace not to respond to his bullshit. By the way I accidentialy strolled onto the set last night on my way out, security aint exactly what you'd call tight.
To whomever said: Canada: America's hat- by samsquanch	Oct 6th, 2007 02:51:59 PM
You sir, are a genius. I'm a Canadian, and that just made my fucking day.
JimHatcher's Mom... by DragRacerOnLSD	Oct 6th, 2007 02:56:11 PM
The Planeteers aren't in hiding. We just quit. We'll be back when MEG is released. I.E., never. But I am pleased and humbled that you and sundry other Chuddies mention us daily. The scars will never heal, will they? As for John Paul...er....Creepy Thin Man, he's a reject everywhere he goes. He posted shit about Harry, videos, picture, etc about that fat bastard. Harry will no doubt be amused when he recieves those, and realizes he posted news from a douchey canadian fast food worker--and I'm not even joking having seen John Paul's resume first hand--who has disparaged his girth and complexion all across the interwebs. CTM is a douche to be hated by all. Hilarious that he got this posted, though.
John Paul Young aka CTM by DragRacerOnLSD	Oct 6th, 2007 03:01:47 PM
"To: skeefe@stoneycreekdairy.com Subject: For The Attention Of Human Resources - Stoney Creek Dairy To whom it may concern, please consider my resume for the position of "Labourer - warehousing and storage" as advertised at the Hamilton Resource Center. I am hard working, reliable, eager to learn, an excellent timekeeper and always have a neat and tidy appearance. Thank you! JOHN PAUL YOUNG 79 James St. S. Apt#234, Hamilton, Ontario Please contact me at through this number 905-578-1498, please forgive the annoying music. CAREER OBJECTIVE A rewarding full or part time permanent position within a company that offers advancement FUNCTIONAL SUMMARY Forklift Operator Certification Working knowledge of computer applications ( including word processing, spreadsheets, data entry and mail merge) Proven skills in inventory control Experience in cooking and food preparation Proven leadership and training skills Experience in sales and customer service EDUCATION 1999-2000 Microcom Information Technology 1992-1996 Cardinal Newman Secondary School EMPLOYMENT Present CREW MEMBER MacDonalds - Hamilton, Ontario 2005 (Temp) MATERIAL HANDLER Glendale Industries Inc. Hamilton, Ontario 2005 (Temp) MATERIAL HANDLER CLP Recycling - Hamilton, Ontario 2005 (Temp) PRODUCTION ASSISTANT The Meat Factory Ltd. - Stoney Creek, Ontario 2004 to 2005 CREW MEMBER Burger King - Hamilton, Ontario 2001 to 2002 CREW MEMBER Taco Bell - Hamilton, Ontario 1998 to 2001 COOK & FOOD PREPERATION ASSISTANT Cadzow's Bar & Grill - Hamilton, Scotland 1998 WAITER Butlins Holiday Camp - Ayr, Scotland 1996 to 1998 SALES AND INVENTORY CLERK Lynas?Carpets - Hamilton, Scotland 1992 to 1993 CREW MEMBER Bowlerama - Stoney Creek, Ontario INTERESTS AND HOBBIES I enjoy hockey, swimming and bowling and my hobbies include animation, amateur filmmaking"
Hmmmmmm, Harry... by Boba Fat	Oct 6th, 2007 03:46:48 PM
Abomination could be racist and choose Harlem. I'm taking that as a slight leak about the script. May be wrong but I choose to put my faith in my own ignorance and day-dreaming above everything else. Yes that's a choice that has ruined my life and alienated my friends but I'm 100% right about this one......right?
I really liked parts of the Ang Lee Hulk. by TomBodet	Oct 6th, 2007 03:48:31 PM
Sam Elliott, the whole Desert Fight, heck I'll say it even the infamous Hulk Dogs. What didn't work? All things Nick Nolte, the whack job finale, and the odd 'do I really have to do this-?!' Jennifer Connolly performance. I like her in general, ditto Nolte, but something really was off there. This should be an improvement. Remember guys-Hulk should at the least be FUN* somewheres along the line. Yes you can have Banner be tormented, Yes you can have Emil Blansky(or whatever the Abomination's called) be an unlucky thug, but screw it-it's a Jeckyll/Hyde/Frankenstein kinda flick, it's not supposed to be some foray into Fruedian shit, at least not the Hulk/Defenders stuff I know/grew up w/ primarily from the 70's/60's reprints. So-we'll see. All they need are some Giant Robots in there, and we'll be set.
I love love love by Turd Furgeson	Oct 6th, 2007 03:57:18 PM
White guys who talk like that.... He slowly lost his urban southern drawl over the 2 minute video. What a huge douche bag!
FTF's the biggest pussy of all by JimHatchersMom	Oct 6th, 2007 04:04:27 PM
Still hiding, FTF!!
MORE location shot, not cool news. Harry reviews script by future help	Oct 6th, 2007 04:16:28 PM
of new Hulk film...could be cool.
Canada, America's hat by Garbageman33	Oct 6th, 2007 04:19:00 PM
Wow, he had those t-shirts made up quick. http://www.bustedtees.com/shir t/canadaamericashat/male
Hey, Thanks, Jaws. by LlGHTST0RMER	Oct 6th, 2007 04:27:59 PM
And for the record, I never said I hated Ang Lee's Hulk. It was just a letdown. Like I said above, I think it failed to be what it should have been and what Lee set out for it to be. I did enjoy the action of the second half, as over-the-top as it was, but then it was almost as though the melodrama of the first 2 acts was so operatic that it almost made sense that the action would be so exaggerated as well. I do agree that the showdown between Nolte's gigantic Hulk-ish character and the Hulk in the 3rd act pretty much tipped those bombast scales entirely. It reminded me of the Mummy Returns, how Sommers directed action in three different styles - loud, louder and WAY FUCKING LOUD. And I appreciate the people backing me up on my Crouching Tiger statements. I did think it was a very beautiful-looking movie, but in terms of story and theme, it just had no real impact on me. Kudos to Garbageman if he was moved by the film in some emotional way, or if it was a profound experience for him, but it just wasn't that kind of a movie for me. Sorry if that makes me retarded.
THE INCREDIBLE HULK script by Edward Norton by Immortal_Fish	Oct 6th, 2007 04:52:00 PM
::shudder:: This should give you an appreciation for Ang Lee's flick, just like Jane's PUNISHER should have given you an appreciation for Lundgren's version. Else, you simply aren't familiar with the source material at all.
Blah blah blah by Knuckleduster	Oct 6th, 2007 05:14:40 PM
grrrrr grrrrr
I thought the Wire-FOO flick was fine. by TomBodet	Oct 6th, 2007 06:27:36 PM
Kinda got lost amidst all the flashbacks and subtitles to be honest, but did enjoy it for what it was. To make the decision though, after watching Crouching Tigger, that THIS is the guy who should make the Hulk...well, ya got me.
JimHatcher'sMom = Devin Faraci by Mr Squirrel	Oct 6th, 2007 06:29:11 PM
Or maybe Nick Nuziata Of Dark Horizens fame. I'm FTF and I'm a greasy wop faggot. With a CP-fucking-A, douchebags. CreepyThinMan wants Harry to die, there's some videos he made over at Scorched Planet somewhere about the death of Harry. They are sadly not as funny as you might imagine.
Why was Vanilla Ice cellphone-shooting the Hulk set? by TheNorthlander	Oct 6th, 2007 06:38:01 PM
I don't get it.
In regards to my "fucking slums of Harlem" comment..... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 6th, 2007 06:40:30 PM
I was not trying to disparage the people of Harlem, for there are slums in Hamilton just as there are in Toronto or any other city on the face of the Earth. It’s just that Harlem’s slums are world renowned for their ghettotastic nature. Believe me, if I could afford to go on vacation with the vacation pay I get from my FASTFOODJOB (TRUE SP tards still high five each other over hacking one of my proxies.) and I wanted to go to some quality slums then I can’t imagine a better hood then Harlem. Also, if you got a close up view of the sets built you would see just how run down they are dressed. Everything is grimey and dirty, so I still stand by my slums of Harlem comment. P.S. I own Jimmy’s ASS… http://www.liveleak.com/view?i =043_1174351480
Unrelated by thebearovingian	Oct 6th, 2007 06:40:35 PM
HO-LEE CRAP. I just watched F4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. What a POS!
thebearovingian by TheNorthlander	Oct 6th, 2007 06:45:30 PM
F4: Rise of the Silver Surfer was unrelated to many things. Its source material was one of them.
"CTM is a douche to be hated by all"....... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 6th, 2007 07:00:15 PM
While I don’t like Harry or Drew, I loved AICN for what it used to stand for, Cool News, and I had such hope for The Scorched-Planet. But, alas, I was looking for Gods in a room filled with retarded children. Oh sweet pathos, The Planeteers are all but dead because they have no fight left in them, apart from posting resumes, which is technically stalking but that’s all they’ve got, but they will still high five each other in a room of mirror’s, convinced they are Legion. I will continue to make fun of Harry, Drew, TheNunz and Faraci but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to partake in the discussion of movies, which is why we all came here in the first place. And I have to applaud Harry for being such a good sport for posting the article despite my utterly vicious attacks on him and Drew. A lesser man would have shut down registration and closed ranks, just like Jimmy and The Scorched-Planet R.I.P.
Oh and if your looking for racism just look at...... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 6th, 2007 07:19:44 PM
The Incredible Hulks casting department. When they were looking for extras to fill the scene for this HARLEM SLUM, they advertised for Blacks and Asians, no doubt because of their preconceived notions that run down area’s of a city can only be populated with minorities but as I said before, Hamilton has slums but they are predominantly Caucasian. Holy shit, I just thought of something, Asians, Blacks, Caucasians…ABC……looks like us honkys are third on the list….fuck me….
Planeteers are dead because by JimHatchersMom	Oct 6th, 2007 08:25:43 PM
FTF gave each one of them AIDS, which he got from Towelie's stripper girlfriend. You know, the crippled one.
You can register and post anytime, CTM by DragRacerOnLSD	Oct 6th, 2007 08:31:36 PM
Scorched Planet is there. Sign up. And we'll fuck you up again. Could you fucking waffle a little bit more, please?? You fence sitting, rubber-headed faggot. Fact is, we excommunicated you and you have no choice now but to kiss the ass that originally pissed on. You actually believed there was a "war" or a "cause." You admittedly submitted fake reviews to AICN. You joined a cult that existed only in your fucking head. You loved having jimmy's cock in your mouth. When your lameness became numbing, you were rejected. But when you have the life that you have, trolling for work at burger joints, the internet really is your only hope for joy and accptance.
The stripper isn't crippled by DragRacerOnLSD	Oct 6th, 2007 08:35:37 PM
Jimmy's mom is. Get your facts straight. It should be obvious to all that CTM is a pathetic two-faced douche. He's now feeding off the very website he has shit all over. Just like Disco Ken/Mr. Skeletor, he's a waffler. He wants it both ways. If we let him back in SP he'd be so grateful he'd do anything. He's a fucking tool, an easily mainpulated tool. The article sucked, too.
I still read the SP boards and even THE SECRET BLOG... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 6th, 2007 08:36:16 PM
Because I have allies on the inside and I don't give a shit about who they really are and if the information I have about them is real or otherwise. They can post all the proxie resumes they want. I don't care, they have no impact on me and if one of them showed up at my front door and said "I'm such and such" I would respond "so?" and close the door on their face.
Fuck me how. By changing my avatar and banning me...... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 6th, 2007 08:38:14 PM
Loser.
Why why why by half vader	Oct 6th, 2007 08:49:45 PM
Do the people that hate Crouching Tiger all think the 'aerial ballet' stuff was SUPPOSED to be realistic??? Because they took the wires away? Jesus! I thought the thing on the trees might give them a fucking clue but, whatever... Dissing cosmic jellyfish though, well fair enough there I guess! Harry, you just finished reading the script? And not ONE WORD on whether you thought it was good or bad? Or maybe the fact that there are 'splosions automatically makes it great for you. You did love Godzilla after all...
Every Ang Lee Film Is Great by skoobyx	Oct 6th, 2007 09:00:34 PM
Except for 'Hulk' Most scientists agree that it not only contributed to global warming but created cancer. Its strange because I believe I've seen about ever Ang Lee movie and they're all excellent. I haven't seen 'Brokeback Mountain' but even with the gay stuff it has to be better than 'Hulk' In fact even if a sweaty fat man blasted a jizz load in my face while watching it I wouldn't be worse than 'Hulk'
Lets get in the mood for....Pizza!! by BetaRayBill07	Oct 6th, 2007 09:51:17 PM
That's right bitches....the destruction is gonna make Bruce Banner, Pizza Dude, late to your house. Fuckin' Abomination.
Garbageman33 by igotbigballs	Oct 6th, 2007 10:42:48 PM
I did not like crouching tiger, so who the fuck are you to say I do not deserve to be allowed back into a movie theater? Crouching sucked, I expect a bit more realism and less bullshit wire fu in my movies. Go fuck yourelf.
How's that sarcasm detector working for you? by Garbageman33	Oct 6th, 2007 11:07:08 PM
Not very well, I see.
for those of you who dont know... by tehgreekhammer	Oct 7th, 2007 01:18:59 AM
Bruce Banner was always taking shitty jobs when he was on the run, both in the comics and on the TV show. So lay off the Pizza delivering thing. At least Ed Norton read some of the comics before he decided he wanted to make this movie. Not like that other guy.
The Hulk was the most expensive art film ever made by Kirbymanly	Oct 7th, 2007 01:30:12 AM
And you know what...? I LIKED it. Try watching it again. The only thing I'll give the haters is that Nolte's electo- whatever 'monster' at the end is confusing at best. Otherwise, it was a fun, thoughful, moving film that I'd watch over and over
racist by instruction	Oct 7th, 2007 06:08:56 AM
Do white people on this board throw that word around any time black people are talked about? What if it's blacks being talked about by blacks? What if blacks said the same thing about harlem? lol, does anyone here labelling someone a racist like a pussy listen to rap? People praise AND dis their own neighborhoods more than any comment in a pseudo-black related talkback. And I also, speaking of racist, like how you all assume that anyone talking about blacks is not black themselves, as if every single person who frequents this site is white and male (and fat, I might add) Seriously man you make blacks look like fags the way you label somebody racist each and every time anything remotely related to black gets talked about. Blacks are sensitive but not THAT goddamn sensitive. I've fuckin' said worse, I LIVE in this shit. lol. Goddamn, y'all turn into pussies at the slightest word. And in particular I'm starin' right at garbageman. But what are the odds of your dumb ass thinkin' I'm white? Hmm I guess the same odds of me making a sentence showing what race I am to prove a point (sadly and unfortunately) What fuckin' ever, stop bein' a pussy. And yes Harlem IS fucked up. Tab me. Fuck outta here with that racist shit. Fag.
oh yeah, crouchin tiger ain't all that by instruction	Oct 7th, 2007 06:10:11 AM
fuck outta here with that "no-one-hates-it" shit. Not only are you a pussy but you pompous as shit as well.
drag racer get off harry's dick by instruction	Oct 7th, 2007 06:17:15 AM
Half the internet dissed this half ass site for posting fake reviews of a movie they hated because they're biased agaainst the director, ain't it cool got what's coming to them. You act like a bunch of nuns got pissed on. They ran negative reviews, because they hate paul anderson, and were exposed and exploited it for it by a bunch of former fucking talkbackers. The fuckin' people you spawned shitted on you. This site does it, it's ok, but when somebody does it to them, which is steal a script or give an early unofficial view of something, it's all of a sudden wrong? creepy thin man might be a fag, but what I read in his post up above makes him seem genuine. And I've been around ain't it cool since 1999 so don't come at me like I'm a new jack. I know the bullshit this site's been through. From The Facer to amazon links polluting the site. Heh, maybe I might get called racist for saying amazon, LMAO. Soft as shit in here.
TheCreepyThinMan1978, the incredible moron by TheBloop	Oct 7th, 2007 07:30:47 AM
So by your "logic" , if a casting call asked for Native Americans when shooting a film that takes place in an Indian Reservation, that would make the filmmakers racist for only casting Indians. You are as annoying when you type as your are when you talk. Congrats, yo!
US conservaties blew up the gay angle in by emeraldboy	Oct 7th, 2007 08:19:11 AM
Brokeback mountain out of all proportion. Conservatives hated Crash for being overly liberal. I heard an american lady from a conversative film lobby group on Flim 2006 with jonathon ross giving out stink about the oscars and there were hardly any conservative movies in the shake up that year.
CreepyThinMan by George Ipicula	Oct 7th, 2007 08:24:03 AM
Why not get a job doing the on-set catering? You'll have exclusive access to all kinds of scoops, and with your illustrious working history you'd be the ideal man to serve a taco to Liv Tyler.
Americans are dumb as shit by SpazmoCalrissian	Oct 7th, 2007 09:39:40 AM
things go boom...woah thats cool man!!!thats fucking awesome!!!this is what movie audiences are like nowadays...explosions excite me!!!
Is the Hulk CGI or costume in this one? by Arnold Shitzembigger	Oct 7th, 2007 11:14:13 AM
...or a combo like the Silver Surfer in FF2? Just curious. I can't stand the TV hulk. A roided bodybuilder with bad paint and a bad wig. I actually liked the CGI Hulk from the Ang Lee version because that's about the size and monsrosity he should be. Not some 6'2" bodybuilder. He should be bigger than "puny humans" are. Anyway, maybe this rant is mis-placed. Anyone know?
sigh by dr sauch	Oct 7th, 2007 11:14:28 AM
Dear rest of the world, You don't like America right? We get it. Now please leave us alone. Bush will be gone soon, and we will withdraw forces from Iraq, and then the EU can take the reins. So, good luck with that. Bet you'll do a whooole lot better. Cause, you know, America is the only place in the world filled with stupid, oil -hungry capitalists. Europe is not like that at all. Also, Canadian reviewer, you complain that your fair, hockey playing, poutine-eating city has been used in movies to represent places which are stereotypically low-income and crime ridden? If the shoe fits......asshole.
SpazmoCalris, the sperm in your ass... by TheBloop	Oct 7th, 2007 11:43:22 AM
was gone up and gummed up your brain. America films make as much money oversees as they do here in the States. Sometimes more. Put that in your mouth and suck it, euro-weenie
TheBloop, you don't get it.......... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 7th, 2007 01:32:43 PM
Of course it wouldn't be racist to cast Indian's in a movie on a Reservation you fucking knob. Indian's historically lived there. The casting call for the Hulk suggests that only minorities live in low income neighbourhoods. They didn't exactly put out an open call for anyone. They "specifically" asked for minorities. So fuck your asshole with a handfull of rusty razors.
George Ipicula, when you go to the for Doctor for a.... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 7th, 2007 01:35:38 PM
Proctology examination does he shove his fingers in your mouth?
No Arnold Shitzembigger.......... by TheCreepyThinMan1978	Oct 7th, 2007 01:36:45 PM
They painted Rosie O Donnell Green.
tehgreekhammer by BetaRayBill07	Oct 7th, 2007 02:18:26 PM
Its a talkback genius. Been reading Hulk for many years and have seen the TV show more times then I can count. I am well aware of the struggles of Bruce on the run. Pizza delivery boy. Its part of the movie....it's funny and I'll bet Ed Norton plays it as a slightly lighthearted moment. Did I insult your profession? Believe it or not, occasionally there is actual HUMOR on these talkbacks. Get over it and bring me a friggin' pie moron...pepperoni and italian sausage.
CreepyThinMan1978, the incredible bonehead by TheBloop	Oct 7th, 2007 02:31:23 PM
" It wouldn't be racist to cast Indian's in a movie on a Reservation you fucking knob. Indian's historically lived there". And that scene in the Hulk is supposed to take place in Harlem, not some made up DC Comics city. And if you want it to look like the real Harlem, which isn't all slums at all ( recall Bill Clinton had an office there) would you not want Blacks in the scene? If you shoot a scene that is supposed to take place in east LA, what the fuck do you want in it, people from Scotland? Yo dwag, yo shit be wacked!
so why doesn't this tb work? by TheNorthlander	Oct 8th, 2007 09:14:34 PM
?
So Exactly Why are they Re-Making this.....? by D o o d	Oct 9th, 2007 03:23:40 AM
Ang Lee's version was boring and tedious. Have they discovered new cg techniques or something that I'm not aware of..?
Re: Hulk costume or CG by TheNorthlander	Oct 9th, 2007 05:21:39 AM
Arnold Shitzembigger: Did you miss the photo of the new Hulk that leaked on the internet like almost half a week ago?? http://tinyurl.com/2dt6fw
HA HA HA HA by D o o d	Oct 9th, 2007 05:52:30 AM
Now if they made the hulk like that, I'd definitely watch it..!!

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