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10,000 BC Has A One Sheet - Sorta Like Me In A Fur Onesie!

furst! by theonecalledshoe	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:49:02 PM
heh
Howard's stories need to be filmed with stop-motion by Prossor	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:52:16 PM
now that solomon may open the door for more of his works to film like conan, i wish it could have happened in the 30s, and it was almost going to be w/ stop motion like king kong. CGI is as undeveloped fof film akin to the silent movie effects.
This is going to suck by barnaby jones	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:53:29 PM
But at least it's abit different from everything else thats been put out there lately
I CAN SEE THE CAT IN THE HAT'S FACE IN THE CLOUDS ! by Pound Sand	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:04:33 PM

looks like Pathfinder, Golden Compass Posters by FILMFUNK	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:14:01 PM
I there a Go-To guy out there for Muscley men and hairy creature posters that look CG with some blue clouds!?
Starring Mr.Snuffleupagus! by VaderSabre	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:15:14 PM
There's a subplot where Ringo blames everything on the mammoth.
MASSIVE RE-EDITING by THE KNIGHT	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:29:24 PM
or else this will be a disaster.
Apocolypto, this is not! by qtipsq	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:46:49 PM
Not even close shittlepod_10, you should go cry in a corner for making that comparison. It should be fun..if one was induced under some drugs. Ok lots of drugs.
Roland Emmerich is a no talent cunt. by dekionplexis	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:53:36 PM
That is all.
They didn't have spears like that back then! by mistergreen	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:09:28 PM
Not is this going to be lame but historically inaccurate. And am I the only one who hated Independence Day? And never heard of The Day After Tomorrow.
TOO SOON! by NO NOT THE BEES	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:12:13 PM
Don't they have any respect for the dead?
wolly mammoths on a plane. by dr.bulber	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:47:27 PM
air freshener.
Should have ignored factual history all together by TVguy4566	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:49:11 PM
and just gone for a straight remake of One Million Years BC with dinosaurs and humans together and a hot babe in a fur bikini. It would be far more interesting this this piece of crap will be.
You realized Godzilla sucked on the 2nd viewing???????? by crackerfarmboy	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:05:01 PM
Were you high for the first one?
You know you've been here awhile... by KantSpehl	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:13:39 PM
...when you can remember Harry's original Gozilla screening and the ensuing drama. Thanks for all the years of fun, Harry. Really.
look out for by The Real MiraJeff	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:26:47 PM
Steven Strait. Hollywood's got a hard-on for him. I haven't seen anything that impresses me so far but this could go a long way towards making him a household name. We'll see. Personally, I thought the trailer looked pretty cool, and I like the vibe the poster's going for.
That Godzilla review was almost ten years ago. by Fletch F. Fletch	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:27:27 PM
And Harry's cred has yet to recover.
Do you think Howard dealt with the period better than by The Dude Abides	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:31:45 PM
Jean M. Auel? I've only read "Clan of the Cave Bear" but I thought she did an excellent job with creating that pre-civilization world. Of course, I don't really know if the two works are comparable as far as time periods go, but I definitely found it a fun read as far as speculative historical fictions go. I hope the movie is better than the tragic "Clan of the Cave Bear" film.
I'm that young by T 1000 xp professional	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:36:20 PM
Godzilla was a coming of age movie for me...Before that point every movie I saw in the theatre I basically liked... Godzilla was the first one that made me leave the movies in silence and gave me a wierd feeling in my stomach as if something just wasn't right.
Thats either one big mammoth or one tiny dude... by KongMonkey	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:39:05 PM
They should have just called it "Smurfs BC"
evidently, Harry doesn't read Ain't It Cool News... by Reynard Muldrake	Oct 3rd, 2007 11:33:49 PM
and all the really well-written reviews slamming this into the ground with a jackhammer (and good writing). sounds page for page like The Lost World meets Apocalypto, emphasis on Apocalypto. And they're all white.
emmerich trailers by Halfbreedqueen	Oct 3rd, 2007 11:52:02 PM
his movies always have GREAT trailers. day after tomorrow, i was like, wow this is gonna be great. should have known. Godzilla had an awesome teaser. so yeah, this will probably be mediocre to crap. and Apocalypto was only decent, but it sure was pretty to watch.
Godzilla... by Red Ned Lynch	Oct 4th, 2007 12:46:45 AM
...was released on my birthday and my wife got together a huge mess of friends and threw a party for me at the I-70 drive-in, where it was playing. Roland Emmerich owes me a birthday.
here boy, here boy! fetch the speer! by aboriginal	Oct 4th, 2007 12:57:39 AM
This has dawg written all over it. P O S.
Any movie Matthew Broderick touches... by Dutchster	Oct 4th, 2007 01:05:12 AM
Is guaranteed to suck. I like the guy, but the best part he accepted in the past decade has been The Lion King 1/5. Anyways, this film looks ridiculous.
Steven Strait? by dr_buggerlugs	Oct 4th, 2007 02:08:25 AM
Just another pretty boy of below average talent that Hollywood is going to foist upon us as a 'star' and the public will buy it for all of a few minutes before the public realise he's not much of a star at all and reject him from their mainstream bosom.
Hey Dogphart by D o o d	Oct 4th, 2007 02:12:22 AM
That's EXACTLY what I was going to say...hahaha..!! All I see on that poster are those two warnings at the top, a hairy elephant and a midget...! I'll be avoiding this one, I know it's going to be the Smallville version of cavemen. Really cleaned up teenagers with fancy haircuts. I hate these movies..!!
Emmerich's films by Jaws Wayne	Oct 4th, 2007 02:50:09 AM
Like our host I liked Godzilla quite a bit the first time round, and the creature scenes still hold up all too well after all these years. Yeah, all the other scenes are pretty sucky, but I bet that if the role of Broderick had been given to say, Danny Trejo, almost everybody on this crazy film board would kneel for Emmerich's Godzilla film. The Day after Tomorrow has the coolest and most effective effects scenes I ever saw in a Hollywood disaster flick and I've watched my disc of Emmerich's very brutal period revenge flick The Patriot at least 3 or 4 times in the last few years, I'm a big fan of that movie, Mel Gibson absolutely rocks in that film. And Jason Isaacs is one of the greatest villains in all of film history in it. Like all other Emmerich films since Stargate,I'll check this out myself at the theater, the trailer looks entertaining enough. And oh, to those that say Apocalypto blew, sorry boys, but I don't believe any of you saw it. And no,Emmerich's cavemen flick is not gonna turn out to be anything like Gibson's Apocalyto.
A question ..... by Be_a_zed	Oct 4th, 2007 03:02:24 AM
Why is everyone comparing this to Apocalypto ? Surely you retards (who have supposedly seen it) are aware the Mayans were a race who lived around 600 AD ?!?!? Still, you only about 10,600 years out. You people crack me up.
My money is in if Camilla Belle does the cave mistress by Kirbymanly	Oct 4th, 2007 03:10:25 AM
strip. Or will she continue to be her bland self? She's the prime example of young hollywood: nice to look at... but paper? Meet bag. Act your way out.
AAYLA CLAPS HANDS by Redfive!	Oct 4th, 2007 03:22:27 AM
I wonder if theres gonna be a darryl hannah aayla moment with camilla belle,you know this films gonna be s*it so why not have one moment for all us horney fanboys to whack off too.
Steven Strait was damn cool in 'Sky High' by DerLanghaarige	Oct 4th, 2007 05:10:48 AM
One of the most underrated movies of this pretty young century.
Wil caveman be trying to outrun the ice age by Brendan3	Oct 4th, 2007 05:37:34 AM
the same way he had characters try to outrun the iceage in Day After Tomorrow?.... "From the Director of Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow" is not a tagline that instills confidence.
I hope they lodge this shit by Lost Jarv	Oct 4th, 2007 06:18:02 AM
and rerelease Troma's epic Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell instead. "Sometimes my juices flow"- magic.
A note to movie studios by Moshi	Oct 4th, 2007 06:49:35 AM
If you want to promote a film, don't employ a schoolboy with a copy of Photoshop to do your artwork. This poster is badly designed & badly executed. Everything is wrong with it, from the typeface to the layout, the posing of the mammoth, the compositing,the paintwork - all dreadful. Considering that a poster released ahead of a film is, along with a trailer, the only thing people are able to judge a film on, it's pretty important to put out a quality poster, otherwise you've cheapened the film's image.
You actually enjoyed his movies? 'Are you brain dead?' by jae683	Oct 4th, 2007 07:42:46 AM
Roland Emmerich is a hack. It's sad that anyone would think he's done anything worth a crap. I think the best response to one of his movies was in the X-Files movie, where Mulder is pissing on an ID4 poster in the alley. Froma directing standpoint, if Roland Emmerich were dropped off the Empire State building it wouldn't hurt my feelings.
PULP! by CuervoJones	Oct 4th, 2007 08:41:36 AM
Viva el sabertooth
That doesn't even look like a mammoth!!!!... by Rameses	Oct 4th, 2007 08:45:52 AM
Its head looks like a rat with tusks and a trunk!And the cave guys spear looks totally impractical.Other than that it looks shit
Great Matthew Broderick movie in the last decade... by Osmosis Jones	Oct 4th, 2007 09:42:10 AM
Election.
is that "from the ..." actually supposed to make by ironic_name	Oct 4th, 2007 10:28:04 AM
people want to see dis?
only big bird can see him. by ironic_name	Oct 4th, 2007 10:29:08 AM

Is this a prequel to Day after tomorrow? by Diagnostic	Oct 4th, 2007 10:34:23 AM
Does he blame man for the IceAge?
Hey, Harry, can you tell me... by 3 Bag Enema	Oct 4th, 2007 12:10:35 PM
...any particular reason you've switched from ellipses to hyphens? Or why you don't just write complete sentences with periods at the end instead. If you're willing to change your style, you may as well change it for the better, eh what? Oh, and Emmerich is a gay idiot who deserves director jail for bad-mouthing the King of the World!
No Raquel? by canucklehead	Oct 4th, 2007 12:28:40 PM
Where's da babe?!!?!
pretty white caveman the movie by Orionsangels	Oct 4th, 2007 02:40:50 PM
what's next a TV show about cavemen?
kull the conquerer by ironic_name	Oct 4th, 2007 05:38:27 PM
kull the conquerer, father of conan the king. played by kevin sorbo in a "get high with you brother and make jokes" kind of flick.
Roland Emmerich = Moon 44 by ShiniGamiSan	Oct 4th, 2007 08:09:49 PM
Harry, how can you like this guy. A few of his films were OK. Godzilla was ripped off Jurassic Park. (God zilla was so bad, in Japan, Sony doesn't even count it as a Godzilla movie). And my 11 year old could write a better script than Moon 44. Helicopters in space?
Pathfinder with CGI by moviemo	Oct 11th, 2007 02:26:31 PM
Doesn't this movie look like Pathfinder meets Apocalypto with a little extra money invested in the CGI? Eh...
I really hope that spear is made of stone by dtpena	Oct 31st, 2007 07:55:34 PM
Because if it's metal, they've fucked up big time, unless it's the tale of a caveman from 4000 bc who travels in time to 10000 bc
It'll bomb. by MaxTheSilent	Oct 31st, 2007 08:21:53 PM
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