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Attention Female Demographic (And Dudes In Touch With Their Feminine Side)!! Here's A SEX AND THE CITY Movie Scoop!!

first by ian216a	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:25:21 PM
oh shit
who cares about this film? by bigbadbua	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:25:49 PM
Show was ok, but not film worthy
wha? by ironic_name	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:47:52 PM

If you don't care by THE KNIGHT	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:50:06 PM
don't post... fools...
I don't know... by wampa 1	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:55:53 PM
...but it sure smells good!
Why is young Carrie hotter than old Carrie? by sean bean	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:57:41 PM
Is that what SJP thinks she looked like 20 years ago? Or will they explain this by saying that Carrie went into a transportation booth with a chesnut mare and came out hideously mutated?
get that ginger bird by Mr_X	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:05:29 PM
to a tanning salon stat. WHeres the fucking HOuse talkiback? This weeks epsiode was superb
Wow-- by Nightwood	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:10:52 PM
--They looked like ragged-out whores even when they were young. Kudos.
Guillermo del Toro's "At the Mountains of Madness" by wadi77	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:10:56 PM
That is what AICN should report about. It's Guillermo del Toro's next movie after Hellboy II.
BOOOOOoooooooooo by vezner2007	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:11:20 PM
Hollywood makes shit like this when they should be making a proper Aliens movie? I give up, Hollywood's a lost cause not worth saving.
None of the girls has a horse face? by The Biomind	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:20:57 PM
I don't get it! Which of the girls will play the role Sarah Jessica horse face Parker???
I don't think this is a flashback... by Prior Walter	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:21:02 PM
The four hags are walking down the street and see a group of girls that reminds them of themselves when they were younger. So it's not a flashback, as far as I know.
Or Maybe... by Aquatarkusman	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:23:18 PM
It's new for people (in general) who are in touch with their "loves absolute shite written by reprobates and acted out by over-the-hill hags" side.
DO A FLASHBACK WHERE THEY ARE ALL TODDLERS ! by Pound Sand	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:27:37 PM
Soooooooo cute in their jumpers
DO A FLASHBACK WHERE THEY GO BACKSTAGE WITH DURAN DURAN by Pound Sand	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:30:57 PM
It's the 80's ladies
DO A FLASHBACK WHERE THEY ALL PLAY MS. PAC-MAN by Pound Sand	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:33:08 PM
With a montage of Weird Al songs.
Who cares about this film? by ButtfuckZydeco	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:35:40 PM
Those who read stuff in venues paid to care about this film. What is this, story 3, 4, 5, about THIS flick? What does this kind of coverage run?
oh by AllieJamison	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:38:19 PM
aha
Charlotte is preggers?! by theonecalledshoe	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:48:43 PM
in a movie from McG "Look at those knockers!!"
MiraJeff by AcesOfSamSpade	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:05:10 PM
Figures MiraJeff would cover this story. I hear he works for the movie. I think he's into fashion. One of those flamboyant fashion designers. I heard he's Sara Jessica's personal poodle.
What the fuck!? by FILMFUNK	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:18:40 PM
Why d'you keep posting tittle tattle on this turdscape! And I thought that from glancing at the photos some girls had won a competition to go to the set and decided to dress up like the older cast members! lol! the oldies wish they looked that hot in their younger days! specially the horse faced one and the Anne Robinson look-a-like!
The Answer as to WHY by Ohiofile	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:20:15 PM
Why does AICN cover this film? Fact: Michael Patrick King writer/director of this thing is a CAA client Fact: Sarah Jessica Parker is a CAA client Fact: Harry Knowles is a CAA client. Theory: CAA believes that internet buzz helps films. Put all of this thumbsucking and buttplugging together and what do you get? Mirajeff reporting on Sex and the City (With great gusto by the way MJ. Way to take one for the team. Couple more of these and Harry might finally yank that dildo out of your butt.)
DO A FLASH FORWARD WHERE THEY ALL DIE ALONE... by Kubla_Khan	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:21:28 PM
..Because they were vacuous self-centred cunts.
PLANT by AcesOfSamSpade	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:26:39 PM
PLANT
Sam Spade by The Real MiraJeff	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:26:41 PM
I'm gonna kick your ass when I get home. Way to blow our roommate cover, douchebag. And Ohio: We cover the film because people want to read about it, and not just our female readers. It's a worthwhile project that brings a very popular TV show to the bigscreen. I was always a fan of SITC. It was very well written and very well acted. Just because you're not interested in the film doesn't mean it's not a worthwhile project to report on. And besides, any photo of gorgeous girls that's relevant to movie news is worth posting, wouldn't you agree?
One Question? by Kentucky Colonel	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:41:49 PM
Will there be titty? Not the old bags...but the younger girls? www.met-art.com
From trite TV show to trite movie by BriandeHacka	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:06:38 PM
Mindless hedonism doesn't get enough play in our cinemas, lets give Manhattan decadence it's day in court... then execute it. Stay on park avenue and take pills ladies, your lives are boring and useless.
Currently there are still no shits being given by The Artist FKA Vesuvio	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:05:25 PM
..for this movie. Oh, motherfucking CUARON for THE HOBBIT '11. And while I'm there, kudos for wadi77. DelToro's Mountain of Madness should have been news of the day at every movie website out there. Aren't him and Harry supposedly BF4L?
Not Young Carrie by BastardBoy	Oct 4th, 2007 12:22:58 AM
Based on other set pics I've seen, I highly doubt she is playing young Carrie. For one, there is a scene of Carrie & Co walking past their younger doppelgangers on the street and doing a double-take. Secondly, if you've watched the show, you will know the girls weren't friends at that young of an age.
"As a Heterosexual Male" by MrSandwich	Oct 4th, 2007 12:30:03 AM
Thank god you worked that in there. Otherwise the internet would have assumed you were gay, and then your head would have exploded.
Get Over Yourselves by MasterBateman	Oct 4th, 2007 01:12:21 AM
Sex and the City kicked all kinds of ass and I think it's shamefully obvious that man's inert fear of his own tendencies to take it up the butt is the only reason why everyone on here hates on it so much. And trust me, liking SATC doesn't make you any gayer than gushing over Viggo Mortensen's "swinging balls" in Eastern Promises, so chill the fuck out, and allow those of us longtime AICN readers continue to be updated on a really cool project that's been a long time coming, and that at one point, I never thought would see the light of day.
...and I hate to say it by MasterBateman	Oct 4th, 2007 01:14:25 AM
but most of you aren't old enough to "get it." Sorry, but it really is true.
I wouldn't watch this for a Bellucci lay by deathbird	Oct 4th, 2007 02:01:56 AM
SatC is antithetical to the nerd spirit. I can't explain why; it just is. Hell, they should release this on the same day as THE DARK KNIGHT--the rift is that stark. C'mon, we may fight each other over the SW prequels or even the LotR films, but we can at least agree on this, right?
DO A FLASHBACK TO WHEN ANYONE CARED by la_sith	Oct 4th, 2007 03:55:42 AM
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"Sexth and the Thity kicked all kindth of assthh" by la_sith	Oct 4th, 2007 03:58:55 AM
"thhhhhhh"
WTF by Madines Sideshed	Oct 4th, 2007 04:08:50 AM
Is this site reporting on this piece of dogshit for? Honestly the coverage it has is unbelievable. I have to agree with other posters and say I smell a sell out, either from Mira or the site as a whole. Now all that said I do enjoy the talkbacks...its good to see that me and Brian the Dog aren't the only ones who think SITC is utter fucking wank.
I loathe SATC by Lost Jarv	Oct 4th, 2007 04:34:33 AM
but I love SATC Talkbacks- they've got all the classic ingredients: geeks being rude about looks, accusations of homosexuality, insane misogynistic rants, and absurd digressions. So what will it be this time? 80's nostalgia drillings? other stupid TV shows to adapt (Where's my blake's 7 film)?, weird remakes? BTW- best comment goes to Kubla_khan- I fucking nearly threw up laughing at that.
Deathbird by JimBobCooter	Oct 4th, 2007 05:06:18 AM
You wouldn't watch this for a Bellucci lay??? Watching this movie is somehow LESS PAINFUL than GIVING UP A NIGHT WITH MONICA BELLUCCI?! I know you think that's somehow an honorable sacrifice, but that's just sad.
Actually, Deathbird has a pont by Lost Jarv	Oct 4th, 2007 05:56:57 AM
not about the Belucci lay- that's just madness- but I hope they release this on the same day as TDK- that way I can go to TDK and the wife can go to this and I won't have to see it.
This is scoop #5 on a flick that warrants none by ButtfuckZydeco	Oct 4th, 2007 06:36:23 AM
Why not keep the paid advertising to the banners and ads, or at least the easy-to-spot stuff like videogames and home electronics?
Sex and the retirement home by wowsucks	Oct 4th, 2007 08:04:03 AM
Kind of a strange name for a horror flick don't you think?
These girls are TV versions of Carrie & co. by Executor	Oct 4th, 2007 08:15:38 AM
Just like "Sex and the City" was based on columns by writer Candace Bushnell, Carrie will turn her columns into a TV show by movie's end, starring these four girls. Thus the circle is complete and the show has an "ending." Speculation, but sounds good. Someone tell me if I'm right next year though, cause I'm not going to see this crap.
And MiraJeff since you're such a fan... by Executor	Oct 4th, 2007 08:19:51 AM
"I was always a fan of SITC..." Let me help you out then, brother. It's SATC. Sex AND the City, not Sex IN the City. Yeah. Just helping you out so you know the name of the show you're a fan of...
Executor by Aquatarkusman	Oct 4th, 2007 08:34:25 AM
You know, it was that show created by Durwood Starr.
Here's a scoop by Lost Jarv	Oct 4th, 2007 10:36:33 AM
This is a geek site. There is no point appealing to a female demographic. Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly, and all 4 of them are over the hill. Stop putting shit up about this film.
Sex and the Genital Warts by la_sith	Oct 4th, 2007 10:58:04 AM
I can't believe a bunch of geeks have no interest in seeing a movie about four over-the-hills (well, I'd still bang Kristen) sitting around drinking martinis and talking about doing anal. If I wanted to see this, I'd go a step further and visit the granny section of Odyssey Video.
yet for a Bellucci lay.... by la_sith	Oct 4th, 2007 11:01:01 AM
I would certainly view this. Several times. Yeah, I'm ok with that.
Yeah Mirajeff, you're a big fan of the show. by half vader	Oct 4th, 2007 11:29:33 AM
Ya can't even get the name right. Like, whatEVERRRR dude!
SJP by joeypants	Oct 4th, 2007 02:47:06 PM
Is terrifying.
I know, the Bellucci thing sounds drastic by deathbird	Oct 4th, 2007 02:50:43 PM
But if I were to pick three fluff entertainments that represented everything that's poisonous about our culture, it'd be TOP GUN, the LEFT BEHIND flicks, and SatC (bloodlust, ignorance, and narcissism made manifest). I've already endured an hour of Bradshaw's cosmopolitan meditations--and that's one hour too many.
Aquatarkusman by Executor	Oct 4th, 2007 04:59:02 PM
I have no clue what you're trying to tell me, but I'm proud of you for trying.
Big clue you're reading a greenhouse article by ButtfuckZydeco	Oct 4th, 2007 06:21:29 PM
The overexplained hinky intro added to give context. In Harry's HD-DVD review, both his dvd players went out, he happened to see a HD model advertised on this site, then he went over to Best Buy where all they had was a display model (oooh, throw in a detail to try to make the story seem plausible and the product scarce, and thus more desirable, all at the same time.) Here, its some bullshit where MiraGeoff is trying to establish some personal connection with one of the actresses, something that just fell into his lap--instead of just admitting this is 5th in a series of paid advertisements for some shitty flick nobody around here gives a fuck about.
FUCK Sex and the City! I want Rock Lords... by Tom Arnold	Oct 4th, 2007 06:28:38 PM
If they could somehow blend the two, I'd be up for that, as well.
did SJP shrink a foot? by half vader	Oct 4th, 2007 07:37:03 PM
From when she was younger? Or is that just how she imagines herself. Maybe there'll be a witty quip about it. The KC one is pretty good, but it looks like SHE went through the transporter with Mandy Moore!
this mirajeff is a shill by ZO	Oct 11th, 2007 01:08:39 PM
and aicn should have its head examined for posting a story on this movie
Fuck you childish fucking talkbackers by Scorecard	Oct 31st, 2007 08:08:56 PM
This movie has just as much right to get reported on as any other - Just because it doesn't have robots in it... or men dressed in full spandex... or any other ridiculous fucking pre-pubescent thing you talkbackers get hard for doesn't mean it shouldn't get a mention... Stick to toy collecting and fucking freeze framing nude shots in M15+ movies - Stupid whinging, whining fucking teenage nutsacks...
IDIOTS by rxqueen	Nov 2nd, 2007 01:21:37 AM
Thats what you all sound like, fucking teenagers are just pissed because they saw the word sex and it wasn't porn they could jack off to, SATC was a number one show for HBO, it has won tons of awards, and the movie will be just as huge, opening weekend will be huge also. so all you little boy's just run off and go look at some porn because who are you to judge something you have never seen, I'll bet a lot of you have watched the show and beat off to it then realized you will never have women like that and you are so pissed at your own life that you have to find something to bitch about, grow up and get a life fuckin nerds

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