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First, wow. by ConanBaltar	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:11:04 PM
Quite enjoyable.
TOO PREACHY!!! by Err	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:16:38 PM
it's true
South park is over by Rupee88	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:22:04 PM
Has been for a couple of years now. Matt and Trey are just cashing the checks and are creatively bankrupt. I don't blame them, and they created years of brilliant work, but I no longer care about new SP.
Fuck you haters by Chiziola79	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:32:26 PM
This has been some of the best ever South Park this year, what is it you people create apart from stains on your bed and lothing in your fellow man. Go kill yourselves
2007 by jedimindflayer	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:46:59 PM
easily the best year for sp; no filler for any part of season 10, and 11 should be no worse. as they concentrate more on social commentary, they just keep getting better.
south park is amazing by paragraphs	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:48:34 PM
fuck everyone who says it's too preachy. it's hiliarious. i'll watch it as long as they make it. parker and stone are amazing.
Going to be a great night... by Bean_	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:49:26 PM
I love Sarah Silverman, ima get real stoned and laugh my ass off for an hour!
Uhhhh... by Toulon	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:52:52 PM
What the hell is up with the friggin PORN ADS on AICN all of a sudden!!? Are you fuckin kidding me? Since when does this site need this shit? Don't get me wrong: naked boobies are great, but here? I don't like it. Also, I love South Park, and it has been PHENOMENAL lately!
last season was as good as ever by batmanthehorse	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:57:44 PM
whichever season had the episode where Cartman was Dog the Bounty Hunter, I think 10, that was fucking great. South Park is too topical for some people because most people, like the kids that use the aicn talkback, are retarded.
SP isn't nearly as preachy as people say it is by Dr Gonzo	Oct 3rd, 2007 04:01:16 PM
For every topical episode there are at least two that are just goofy and meant to be funny. Anyway, is it so bad that God forbid some of the episodes have something to say?
Walmart.com? Really? by Jobacca	Oct 3rd, 2007 04:07:29 PM
Anybody else amazed that the company that wont sell porn,censors DVD's and CD's,and proudly displays their Jesus action figures is selling uncensored downloads of South Park? What would Jesus think? (...actually Jesus would be too pissed off about their horrible track record concerning human rights,but thats not his problem...he needs to let the Chinese god handle that shit)
South Park/ Top Chef Finale by PVIII	Oct 3rd, 2007 04:25:43 PM
The decision shouldn't really be this hard...but it is
this show is as dead as Chef by tendermelon	Oct 3rd, 2007 04:54:11 PM
sad but it's probably true
I love it when people simply declare something "dead" by Dr Gonzo	Oct 3rd, 2007 05:10:04 PM
that they don't like. Forget that the ratings are still good and they just signed a multi-year contract, some random douche on the net doesn't like it. It's dead, DEAD!
That's what Hater's Do.. by HitchCock'n'Balz	Oct 3rd, 2007 05:23:15 PM
They Hate, usually with no real reason other than they want to be seen and or heard (in this case read)South Park rules...also..the name BatmantheHorse rules...any Mr. Show reference is a good Mr. Show reference
If South Park is dead... by montessaurus	Oct 3rd, 2007 05:44:40 PM
then it's a kickass zombie that kicks way more ass than those "alive" shows. That said, here's the obligatory "FUCK U HATERZ"!
YES by tme2nsb	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:12:18 PM
I will wait for this bitch to be on TPB than to watch it censored. Season 10 was the BEST season so far, and Season 11 is shaping up to be even BETTER.
I remember by tme2nsb	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:13:20 PM
When the show first came on, I was just barely in junior high and my dad used to watch this together...I hope it's one for another 10 years.
South Park is still good but dosen't compare to it's by Yeti	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:17:46 PM
First three seasons.
i fucking love this show to death... by jig98	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:23:01 PM
it's my favorite show of all time at the moment. i won't be able to see the new episode until possibly tommorow night because i just found out i have to fucking work tonight for a few hours. goddamnit. i have been watching the 10th season set for almost a month now and it's fucking awesome. the cartoon wars, manbearpig with al gore, cartman as dog and with the dog whisperer and the wii and the talking otters..i could go on and on. wow.
I had no idea a new season was starting by CherryValance	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:48:56 PM
I never know what's going on anymore.
some of you can't face reality by Rupee88	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:32:05 PM
There are some people posting who cannot let themselves realize how worthless most of the last two years of South Park has been. I dare you to find an episode as bad as the Oprah or manbearpig one in the first few seasons? You can't because the bar was much higher back then. I don't think Matt and Trey are even trying at this point...I think they are smart enough to take the money, but they just are no longer inspired. No shame in an artist running out of ideas and passion, but it is retarded for people to say that the show is still great. The show is no longer even good. SP is unwatchable some weeks and only occasionally do you get an episode that will barely remind you of the ones in the past. I am not a "hater" because I love Matt and Trey for all the superb episodes they gave us in the past...just CLASSIC shit...that earned them a lifetime pass. But I recognize that the show blows now and you do too, deep down, but will not accept it or admit it to yourself or to the world.
I really hope they do an X-Mas episode this year by TallBoy66	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:01:29 PM
course starting in Oct. and they only run for about a month and a half, not likely.
LMAO by Mike_D	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:10:13 PM
this episode is getting funnier.
Best ending ever!!! by Varakor	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:30:30 PM
I nearly wet myself, freakin trey and matt kick ass all the way. I can't wait for the repeat of this one!!!!
Great season starter by Banky the Hack	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:40:26 PM
One of the best season openers in recent memory.
Hear, here! Rupee88 speaks the truth! by gruntybear	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:19:47 PM
Not one laugh in the whole opening episode. NOT ONE! South Park has been a pathetic shadow of its former glory beginning with that horrendous season that opened with the "I hate Family Guy" episode.
Stan's dad by TattooedBillionaire	Oct 3rd, 2007 10:27:40 PM
is the show's best character nowadays. I missed tonight's episode, but I'll try and catch the repeat.
SHIT!!! FUCK!!! PISS IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!! by zillabeast	Oct 3rd, 2007 11:06:58 PM
Instant classic. Loved it!
don't get it by Halfbreedqueen	Oct 3rd, 2007 11:48:55 PM
south park has a track record like the simpsons, some AMAZING eps, some terrible ones. the difference is, south park has them spread around. there never was an early block of all genius, and the well isn't all dry now. you get episodes now just as great as the older "classics." and i agree, while season 10 i don't think is the best, it was a great one. this season hasn't been quite as good, but the season opener and this episode were both fantastic along with a few others. DONKEY BALLS.
Rupee88, if you don't get the genius of Manbearpig... by JacksParasites	Oct 4th, 2007 01:04:38 AM
...I can't explain it to you. Sure, not every SP episode is brilliant. They have their bad episodes, but I think most of the worst episodes today are at least as good as the early episodes, but the best episodes of today top any episodes from the first couple. This premiere episode was hilarious. Last year brought us the 2-part Cartoon Wars and 2-part atheist wars episodes, both awesome (and I'm a fan of Family Guy). Chef's death was awesome. That's half the season right there. The season before that had Trapped in a Closet, which may be the best episode of the whole series. So quity your whining.
the problem with SP is... by jub3i	Oct 4th, 2007 01:21:35 AM
they've completely changed the dynamic of the main characters from when they've started... some of you don't like it, some do. i'm one of the ones that do like the way they've gone and there have been some brilliant episodes in these latter seasons... and some shitty ones, but, eh, it's still South Park. this is almost like a fucking old school/new school argument... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
I love Butters. by Mike_D	Oct 4th, 2007 02:31:50 AM
best character ever.
Bullshit, there is no bad episode of South Park by DigitalDong	Oct 4th, 2007 04:51:36 AM
One that gets counted as the "worse episode ever" I found rather funny. The Mystery of the Urinal Duece. Yeah it was dumb, but it made me laugh. Oh and about last night ep, bout fucking time the Golden Ticket song is used without following a tour of some sort of factory afterwards. Plus I too think Chris Hanson has some sort of power to keep people in a chair.
how can you say SP isn't funny anymore? by Holodigm	Oct 4th, 2007 05:46:45 AM
tell me you didn't die laughing watching all those kids get the shit kicked out of them at the hockey game...wasn't that the season finale?
wasnt bad by palewook	Oct 4th, 2007 05:48:19 AM
wasnt great. was enjoyable though.
Great, as always by Razorback	Oct 4th, 2007 06:06:51 AM
Yup.
MANBEARBIG IS BAD??? by Series7	Oct 4th, 2007 06:56:44 AM
WHAT! Manbearpig is easily the best episode next to make love not warcraft. Those two episodes show why show Park is still funny as balls.
if ya ask me by RockLobster800	Oct 4th, 2007 07:01:29 AM
South Park has been getting better, not worse-the first season was great surreal stuff, completely different from anything on t.v, the second season completely lost its bite from overexposure and dependence on being offensive rather than satirical....season 3 is a mixed bag...and then everyone kinda stopped paying attention and the show just went straight back up-the topical humour, the characterisations, the standard of the jokes all improved. The great thing about the show is that its evenhanded, tackling things from multiple angles and even pointing out its own problems (except for the anti-smoking one, that had its head kinda up its arse) and creates a geniusly surreal, fantastically clever and fully rounded piece of social satire, better than the modern Simpsons and the latest episodes of the increasingly mundane Family Guy put together. The fact that every episode is written and realised in a week is amazing to me, due to the high standard. And I wont arse lick, theyve done some shite over the years-that Oprahs Minge episode is unwatchable, but the show has ben consistent for years now and I hope it continues that way.
Cartman faking Tourette's was a fucking brilliant idea by SpyGuy	Oct 4th, 2007 07:52:30 AM
Loved last night's episode. Just when you think Cartman is going to crash and burn at the end, the story flips back and Cartman wins while Kyle and the Tourette's kid look on in stunned amazement. So, how long before Bart ends up with some sort of Tourette's on THE SIMPSONS? Or Peter on FAMILY GUY? SOUTH PARK did it!
No bad eps? by spidercoz	Oct 4th, 2007 08:16:55 AM
Jackovasaurs. Worst. Episode. Of Anything. Ever. God, every time I remember that shit I want to kill somebody. But the new one was damn funny.
Fuck! SHIT! Suck my donkey balls! by ginrei724	Oct 4th, 2007 09:01:40 AM
Golden tiiiiiicket!
Fan-fuckining-tastic by tme2nsb	Oct 4th, 2007 10:38:00 AM
South Park crappy now? No way - to me, this is the show that gets better with time (just like King of the Hill) and this episode easily takes the cake for the second best SO FAR this season (The Jesse Jackson one was my fav so far) - can't wait for me!
It's Getting Better Man by Madines Sideshed	Oct 4th, 2007 10:58:27 AM
The last 3 seasons have been a BIG improvement on the 2 or 3 before them. Not sure if they're as good as the first but they're fucking good. I think if anything runs long enough it will always get people saying "its dead" which can sometimes be true (in the case of The Simpsons) but not here.
Excellent by shoe1985	Oct 4th, 2007 12:58:54 PM
I have been a fan since the beginning and this show gets better with each season. I honestly don't feel there has been a bad episode, but some people will disagree.
Can't wait to see this... by MeesterSparks	Oct 4th, 2007 01:05:11 PM
Even though SpyGuy has given the end away, you Spoily McSpoiler. Mind, I love the episodes where Cartman prevails at the end. The end of 'Scott Tenorman Must Die' STILL freaks me out.
I'm "Chhhrrriisssss Haaannnnssseeennnn" by skimn	Oct 4th, 2007 01:07:06 PM
That is some funny shit. Sure, a Dateline parody is dated, but SP gives it their own spin. And it always amazes me the leeway that Comedy Central gives South Park. Like the "shit" counter, there's some words (cocksucker?) I NEVER thought I'd hear on basic cable. Did The Shield ever get that raw??
another one joke episode by Rupee88	Oct 4th, 2007 01:17:53 PM
just about what expected...no laughs..just Cartman saying lots of dirty words.
Rupee by skimn	Oct 4th, 2007 01:45:54 PM
I thought the same when I saw the promo, but then it went further than that with Kyle getting blamed for being insensitive, the adults acceptance because of a doctors say so, the Dateline parody, Cartman WRITING a "Tourettes" slur. I don't know your criteria or bench mark, but I found it to be very funny.
Benchmark by Firedrake	Oct 4th, 2007 02:09:40 PM
Not sure what kind of benchmark you could expect from Rupee, considering his head is so far up his ass he's giving himself a colonoscopy. Sure, there have been a few lame episodes every season, but South Park continues to be one of the funniest programs on TV today.
doesn't get much worse than Jackovasaurus by Holodigm	Oct 4th, 2007 03:40:37 PM
but it doesn't get much better than Woodland Critter Christmas
Nah... I think Aunt Flo's monthly visitation... by not_feeling_the_love	Oct 4th, 2007 04:15:13 PM
Nah... I think Aunt Flo's monthly visitation takes the cake for over the top. Wait a moment, there was also Tom Cruise in the closet, Mr Hanky, Chef's departure... It's still funny and relevant. Hope they have another few years in them.
Jackovasaurs by fiester strikes back	Oct 4th, 2007 06:16:31 PM
Yeah, that was one painful episode. As was the one where Cartman played Bugs Bunny with Osama. Oh and Mr Hanky playing The Sorcerer's Apprentice was pretty weak (but I think that one had Chef's Salty Balls song, so it's okay). The Helen Keller musical one with Gobbles, Timmy's pet turkey? That was a crappy episode as well. And Cartoon Wars...not especially funny. Often when they try for a quick topical turnaround the show is about as timely as an SNL sketch and tends to stand up as poorly. So they have had plenty of sub-par episodes but over all it's a damn good show.
Mr Hanky playing Sorcerer's Apprentice by Rupee88	Oct 4th, 2007 08:08:41 PM
That was classic and one of the best SP moments every...I'm not sure I remember the Jackovasurus one, but it wasn't as bad as the manbearpig one or the oprah vagina one which is my all-time worst.
RockLobster800 by montessaurus	Oct 4th, 2007 11:55:49 PM
Seconded, South Park is the well that never dries up. It's amazing to recall how infantile and doofy it was ages ago in comparison to the sharpened sword it is now. As far as the Family Guy thing goes, I'd like to see them push the envelope even further and just base an entire episode around flashbacks. I agree too on the Oprah's Minge episode. That was a rare fumble. It really sucked.
night of the living homeless by GavinVanDraven	Oct 5th, 2007 01:26:22 AM
best. episode. ever.
Here's where the episode is brilliant: by mraig	Oct 5th, 2007 10:24:27 AM
Within the episode's plot, CARTMAN wants the freedom of being able to say horrible, racist, hurtful things and get away with it--but, as the episode shows us, (1) having Tourette's in real life would be no picnic, and (2) Cartman can't get away with faking it, because saying whatever you want anytime you want will come back and bite you in the end. So evil doesn't win. BUT the genius is that Trey & Matt get to have it both ways. They get to claim the high ground, because their episode is ABOUT how you can't just say awful things and get away with it. But, in real life, they have managed to make a show where they say all these awful things, and they have figured out how they CAN get away with it. So evil wins! But I do think that the show's obsession with Cartman's antisemitism is moving a little into the uncomfortable territory. It was funny at first when he picked on Kyle for being Jewish, because Judaism was something neither of them really understood, and the joke was that eight-year-olds pick on each other for any difference, whether it means anything to them or not. And it's funny for Cartman to be a self-obsessed, megalomaniacal little kid who has been picked on so much for being fat that he turns it against everyone else. But all of this focused rage against the Jews--making him into an actual Neo-nazi with fully-fleshed-out antisemitic views moves from funny-because-tasteless to creepy.
Cartman by gavdiggity	Oct 5th, 2007 11:38:28 AM
is very obviously this show's id. Personally, I agree with the earlier poster who said Butters is the best character (watching him as Professor Chaos is something I'll never get tired of).
PISSSSS OUT MY ASSSSS! by Sasa	Oct 5th, 2007 02:44:14 PM
I may be the only person in the world who actually likes "A Million Little Fibres" but there we go.

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