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We also know who is going to be writing the Ki-Ki-Ki, Ma-Ma-Mas for the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake!

1st by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:29:28 AM
:)
Don't care by BenBraddock	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:29:44 AM
Really
I take an immediate fucking hatred to this by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:31:38 AM
Especially as Jason isn't in the first one- but you can bet these clones will put him in. Platinum Dunes is a pox on Horror. A pox I tells ya. Fucking aaaaaargh- what is this? shitty remakes day?
Ye canna blame me for trying, Cap'n by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:31:54 AM
And now Ive read the article, Im just not interested anymore in these anymore. The original was great, and that was that. Everything else that followed has killed the whole thing for me. Its just not a new story anymore. Youve done it to death! Leave it alone and do something new for once!
And Freddy V JAson was AWFUL by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:33:09 AM
Just because it wasn't as bad as it could have been doesn't mean that it was good. The only redeeming feature: Kelly Rowlands getting hit in the head with a machete. And it was a criminal fucking waste of the chick from Ginger Snaps
I am incensed by this? by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:34:23 AM
Why the fuck would you remake Part 1 and not have it Mrs. Vorhees centred? Fucking cynical marketing shite.
The Mother was the killer by darrenspool	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:38:58 AM
I think they should introduce more background character for Jason. or better yet, write something fucking original.
They should go reverse-Rob-Zombie's-Halloween.. . by American Mythos	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:39:59 AM
...in which Michael went from average height (as in the originals) to "Alien vs. Predator" Predator-huge and, in the reversal, give Jason the stature of, say, Woody Allen. And while they're at it, give him Woody's trademark ultra-demure, neurotic-to-the-point-of-self- destructive disposition, with which he constantly ponders whether or not he's worthy of killing hot naked teenagers. And throw in some fatties for filler kills while he works out these issues. We don't see nearly enough naked fat people in movies, not since Borat.
YOUNG JASON BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN PICKED ON BY BULLIES! by Pound Sand	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:40:29 AM
Oh, and remaking a movie franchise that has already spawned umpteen sequels and countless imitators and parodies is a great idea !
You set your sights too low quint by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:42:45 AM
"but the focus has always been on the exploitation and the fun. If I can get that out of the remake, then I'll be happy" So gutting and destroying the best of the series is something that makes you happy, provided they get the tone right? In fact, I'm not even sure the first one has that tone- It's much less camp than those that followed it.
Young Jason Was a Lumpy Headed Mutant by TheBladehelm	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:47:18 AM
Of COURSE he was picked on by bullies! Heck, the counselors let him drown because of his lumpy headed mutation. (and because they were humping, but would they have been humping while they were supposed to be watching if he wasn't a lumpy headed mutant?) But I digress. By all means, make another sequel. I have always dreamed of a Friday the 13th part 13. If you don't count FvJ, then we only need three more!
I love how in Freddy VS Jason... by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:51:22 AM
...Freddy actually looks at the camera and explains plot points to the audience. I've never seen anything quite so ridiculous. I think the script must have looked something like this: Kill, Bad Slapstick joke, Kill, Bad slapstick joke, EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, Kill, Bad Slapstick joke, Kill, Bad slapstick joke, EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION....
FvJ was NOT awful by Fawst	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:52:50 AM
Freddy vs. Jason was perfect for what it was: a showcase of two of slasher/horrors greatest icons, facing off against one another. There was plenty of time to show off the Jason side of things, and there was equal time given to the Freddy side of things. How anyone could go into that movie and not come out saying "Damn, that was fun!" is beyond me.
STOP!! by solartaco3	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:53:20 AM
When will this remake madness end?!?
Fawst by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:55:36 AM
you are so, so wrong. FvJ was not a good film- It was a fun "bad" film- but it wasn't either a good Nightmare film or a good F13 movie. It tried to do too much and was, frankly, a mess. Kelly Rowland died though, so it gets points for that.
I dig FvJ by Gilkuliehe	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:56:19 AM
Sue me. It was a jillion times better than AvP, now that we're talking versus. I still liked Kramer vs Kramer better, though. Excellent acting.
Jarv by Quint	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:56:50 AM
You're right, the first Friday the 13th wasn't as campy as the rest, but considering that Jason will be the killer in the remake I'm setting my expectations against the Jason FRIDAYS... Also, and I'm saying this as someone who drove all the way from Austin to New Jersey to visit the original filming location (and I got kicked out by the Boy Scout leaders who use the camp grounds now), the original is full of camp. "You're doomed! You're all doomed!" I love it, mind you, but it's not The Exorcist.
Oh, they'll somehow make it PG-13... by tonagan	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:59:17 AM
I'm afraid.
Gilkuliehe by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:01:38 AM
What about 'The People Vs Larry Flynt'?
tonagan by Quint	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:05:06 AM
If they do that, consider me on a holy crusade against this movie. I don't think that'll happen, though. Chainsaw was R, FvJ was R, Halloween was R and all those were successful. But then again, so were all the Die Hard movies...
Quint and Gilkuliehe by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:07:15 AM
Gilkuliehe- Root canal surgery is better than AvP. It was rubbish. I don't know Quint, I don't honestly think it was that campy (despite being set in a summer camp, with camp counsellors etc) It is much darker and heavier and (I suppose) straighter than those that followed. My point is- if you are going to remake Friday 13th Part 2 (Which is what they are effectively doing) don't call it Friday 13th. Jason has enough of a name outside of Friday the 13th to have a film called Friday 13th: Jason's first summer trip (or some such bollocks), and therefore they aren't pissing on the original. I struggle to think of a less imaginitive way to remake Friday 13th than this- You can almost see it- "duh, I dunno let's remake Friday 13th" "was that the one with Jason" "No, his mum" "can we get Jason in it?" "Don't see why not. Who gives a fuck about his mum anyway?"
make it PG! by Sigmar25	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:08:38 AM
I don't care as long as it's actually frightening. But lets not shoot the moon right?
Jason X was the dog's balls! by Knuckleduster	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:09:32 AM
And this remake is completely unnecessary. Give us Jason vs Leprecaun instead.
Knuckleduster by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:11:29 AM
Yes- Jason X was funny. But the Leprechaun could take him. Don't fuck with Warwick Davis. In fact, seeing as they are aiming to fuck this up- why not cast warwick as Jason? That would give it an original twist.
and also quint by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:13:34 AM
If platinum dunes remakes The Exorcist- AAAAARRRRRGHHHHH. You've just given the hacks an idea.
I remember as a kid.... by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:14:37 AM
...setting the VCR to tape 'Friday the 13th Part 2', because it was on TV at like 2 in the morning. Then to my delight, there was that scene where that chick goes skinny dipping by the moonlight (she had a huge ass!). Then I lent the tape to a friend, and he had to sleep with his parents that night because he told his mom that "the carpet was moving". The wuss.
Quint. Dont even say such Heresy! by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:15:29 AM
Live the Exorcist alone! lol
The Firday Movies are not as bad... by Mr. Profit	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:18:59 AM
As people think they are. Friday 1 was OK, but I prefer 2. Part 3 was decent but he got his mask there so I'm good with it. And shit came together for part 4 (which was the best one where Jason was still "Living"). Part 5 looked cheap. Part 6 was technically a remake and is not a bad movie. It was a spoof almost like Scream but done well. And it also featured actual kids staying at the camp. And then there is my fave Part 7. It is a text book Jason film. The deaths are good, Jason looks the best he ever looked. It's the perfect Jason movie. Anything after part 7 kinda sucked. For the remake I would like to see them take the character of Jason a bit more seriously, and not explain so much. Leave out any bullshit about resurrecting, hellbaby's, and general nonsense, and don't make it campy and over the top like Freddy vs Jason. I enjoyed Freddy vs Jason for what it was, but I do not consider it a real sequel. And for some reason people swear that Jason is about tits and bush. If you really look back, the nudity is not as gratuitious as people make it out to be. People got naked, fucked, and got killed, no biggie. But if you rewatch the films, that shit is tame now. I hope they don't just take that aspect of the films and magnify it just to please horny fanboys. We can all see tits and fucking for free on Xtube. I'm glad Leibsman is directing. While TCM the Beginning wasn't the best film, it sure as hell looked nice and there were many effective scenes. I just hope they make Jason imposing but not to the point where it's unrealistic. Also try to cast decent actors. Because Monica Keena was fucking terrible, and Kelendria Rowland was just retarded.
Jason HAS to be the star - fuck his momma! by HarryBlackPotter	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:27:26 AM
I don't care if purists hate the idea, but Jason MUST be front and centre in this, complete hockey mask.
The writers shouls write in a cameo for Britney Spears by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:30:39 AM
And Jason can scoop out her uterus with a melon baller to make sure she doesn't spawn again. Too soon?
Platinum Dunes "The Exorcist" Starring Nicole Kidman by Mr. Profit	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:30:56 AM
Nicole Kidman as Chris McNiell Dakota Fanning as Regan McNiell. Mark Ruffalo as Father Damien Karras. Malcom McDowell as Father Lankester Merrin. And Jessica Biel as Sharon. Directed by Gore Verbinski Can you imagine such a cinematic abortion? Well yeah I can. After the remakes of "The Omen" and "Halloween" it seems nothing is sacred in Hollywood. I'm sure New Line is also trying to make a remake of "Nightmare" those greedy bastards.
Yeah too soon Bobo... by Mr. Profit	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:33:21 AM
Ha, I would be tempted to say "poor girl" but she has enough money to go live on an island for 3 months and get better rather than stay in LA and be an attention whore. I hope they put her in a rehab facility before she becomes Anna Nicole 2.0.
FvsJ's Problems... by WesReviews	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:36:13 AM
I don't know who to blame for FvsJ's problems, but while I love it dearly, it is severely flawed. Swift always alluded in posts at the now-defunct fridaythe13thfilms.com message board that many of the "script" problems that the film had were the result of the director and/or editor and that many of the film's bad lines were added after he and Shannon's script was already in New Line's hands. Who knows what the truth is, but I must say I'm a little hesitant about this pair writing a F13 remake. Hopefully the two will take a long, hard look at the shitfest that is Zombieween and say, "Yeah, we don't wanna do THAT." Hopefully, they'll take the remake in a direction that won't offend or alienate existing fans. And I must say, the whole "this movie will be about Jason from the get-go" stuff is ill-advised. Why bring Jason out in the remake of the first movie? Have the killer hidden in the shadows and be revealed to be Mrs. Voorhees again! That way, you build to a bigger and better part 2, featuring Jason. Audiences aren't as likely to be mad because they'll think, "Oh yeah, it was his mom in the first movie. I remember now." This will cause more excitement and hype for the second movie.
Hey Bobo Vision by Abominable Snowcone	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:38:54 AM
Some judge just awarded custody of Britney's kids to Federline. You know she's gotta be messed up if they give the kids to that wiggin' wannabee. So if she spawns anymore, she won't be likely to keep them. As for F13, I think they should return to just having Jason be a guy who kills people in the woods. Not necessarily an indestructible entity, and certainly not a space-faring fighter of demons driven by an evil worm. Those first 3 or 4 movies were fun because it was all about promiscuous kids getting 'punished' for their immorality in the darkness of night in the woods, and although Jason had a backstory, there wasn't much more to it. He just shows up and kills. Part VI was okay in that regard. Part V's copycat killer was disappointing, and you felt like you'd been had, whereas 7-X were just too out there, literally.
She's scheduled to star in a sitcom with Mathew Perry.. by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:40:25 AM
I shit you not. Its in the development phase, but I think NBC is trying to capitalize on her media extravaganza. The media bimbettes are going down in a blaze of flames.
HarryBlackPotter by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:40:47 AM
It's not being a purist- It is taking a title with an iconic name and attaching any old bollocks to it and calling it a "remake". Last word on FvJ- best thing about it: The Jump to a Death feature on the DVD
FVJ by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:41:34 AM
Now THAT was a bad movie. But not in a great fun way. I despise the Krueger slapstick so because of that I guess I 'rooted'for Jesus Voorhees.(...). I sure had expected a little bit more from Ronny Yu after he directed The Bride Of Chucky which at least looked wonderful and had a pretty funny script. Oh man, let me say this. I don't understand people being major fans of these frustratingly crappy series. Not even the makers of these movies get a kick out of 'em or like 'em, you know what I'm saying ? In fact I think the overall horror movie world would be a better or more exciting place if none of those series spawned all those sequels, and I mean that.
Final Destination by Mr. Profit	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:45:43 AM
Has become the new Jason Movies. Stupid teenagers doing stupid shit and then getting killed badly in inventive ways. With movies like FD around, Jason is going to have to work a little harder to get an audience. I also never get why people try to attach some huge backstory to Jason. He is a fucking crazy dude in the woods who kills all tresspassers. Pretty simple. I hope they don't try to explain so much, or bring in Tommy Jarvis or the son of Tommy Jarvis or some other character. And Bobo, I heard that NBC/Britney rumor too. They are going to have to get her better if anything. Because the chick is clearly suffering from untreated Post Partum
Hollywood hates you all by Doctor_Sin	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:51:02 AM
Because in their eyes, humanity are mindless, stupid cattle that will buy anything. Time has come for Hollywood to be nuked. No other option.
I wish they'd done Freddy/Jason/Ash by rev_skarekroe	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:05:13 AM
I could've made it work. Seriously.
melissa as pamela by ryan74	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:14:28 AM
I really can't wait!!! jason is back. I would like to see the hot melissa george play a very young pamela voorhees.
Doctor_Sin by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:15:25 AM
I'm with you.
Chucky vs Leprecaun! by Knuckleduster	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:23:35 AM
Fuck yeah! That would be like having a beer and getting a blowjob while watching midgets wrestle.
Jason was afraid of water by Durendal	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:27:48 AM
In his dreams, but not in the real world. Fear is much more easily manipulated in a dream. That's the explanation I took from it. And when the hell are we getting Freddy vs Jason 2, dammit? Is Ash gonna be in there?
As long... by MetiphisLabs	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:38:44 AM
As they get the dude that played Jason in FvJ. That guy was a fucking monster. Forget Kane Hodder and his asthma breathing.
Oh, and... by Durendal	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:40:19 AM
Everyone who hated FvJ can suck it. Was it a great movie? Nope. Was it fun as hell, despite it's flaws? Hell yes! So what if we get a whopping 30 seconds of exposition from Freddy at the opening? Big whoop! He's still running around, slashing up kids in their dreams! And Jason is still carving up everything that goes hump in the night. Bad acting? NO SHIT! It fits in with the rest of the series!
Yeah I liked Freddy vs. Jason by MetiphisLabs	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:46:25 AM
Coulda been a better movie but I still enjoyed it. Fun :)
again... by ryan74	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:53:57 AM
the writers love the franchise, they'll bring up what the fans want!!!
they'll throw up on what the fans want by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:57:25 AM
but other than that- not too far off. I can not believe there are people that actually liked FvJ... amazing. Just get the DVD and use the "Jump to a Death" feature- then it actually is quite good.
I have never seen a Friday The 13th movie by Osmosis Jones	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:03:33 AM
Not one. And I don't give a shit.
American Mythos by tehDude	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:12:29 AM
LOL, Good stuff! I'd buy that for a dollar. Here's hoping for something better than all the remakes that have gone before (yes Mr Zombie that includes your moribund effort!)
More exposition...thats what movies need today by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:18:44 AM
The kids love the exposition. Look, if you need to explain plot points through exposition, there are a million smarter ways to do it than actually having a character look at the audience and explain it to them. The exposition in 'The Terminator' is a good example. When Reese explained the whole time travel thing to Sarah, it was interpersed within a car chase through the streets and parking garages while being stalked by the Terminator, so you were riveted the whole time. Thats one way to do it, if you have to do it. If the writers make the character look at the camera and explain exposition directly to the audience, its not funny, and its not cool in a campy way. Its just a sign of lazy writers with no talent.
Jason X was horrible but had some great kill scenes by Boondock Devil	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:20:36 AM
Toss up between the liquid nitrogen scene or the soldier and his revolutions down the giant screw.
Ideas by Philaveli	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:24:48 AM
Are they completely out of ideas? How long before we see a remake of two movies? "Son of Flubber meets Jason"? This is getting pretty pathetic.
Hopefully there's a Crispin Glover cameo in the remake by Boondock Devil	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:25:19 AM
And it better be a freak dance scene. I agree with Quint. Is a remake really necessary? I'm thinking you could almost watch every sequel ever made and not be confused if you never seen a single other Friday the 13th movie. Hell, they can get the orgin done right over the opening credits. Counslers have sex. Jason drowns. Mom gets pissed and kills said counslers. Mom is decapitated. Jason comes back and kills other counslers. Now on with the show.
This news is over a week old. by El Scorcho	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:32:07 AM
BD broke it long ago.
I heard they were getting Chris Tucker back!!! by Nice Marmot	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:32:40 AM
You got sliced...da' FUCKUP!!!
How can you make ANOTHER sequel? by Captain Hollywood	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:33:20 AM
It's NEAR impossible to make a sequel and have any sense of logic to it. If you've looked up on the chronology of it you would see... it's just messed up. A remake is the right route.
OLD NEWS by Feverrot	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:35:22 AM
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.co m/news/topnews.php?id=1381
Even though the originals were bollocks by RockLobster800	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:35:56 AM
and I mean all of em( cheap Halloween rip offs from the word go)-I should have a nostalgic glow about them but I dont , this remake still pisses me off. I mean why oh dear God WHHHY do we need so many remakes? Cant they think of a NEW horror icon? I mean the closest we have is Jigsaw and even he's not going to stand up to Freddy (who at least had one great flick, and Im a fan of the third one too) or Michael Myers, and definatly not up to the likes of Karloff. I mean for Christsakes a few years back we tried to get a new action icon in the Rock or Vin Diesel but cos they were a bit rubbish they had to wheel back out Sly (God bless em) and Bruce.... and now the same with horror. I despair I really do....
Will Smith's Karate Kid by Samuel Fulmer	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:37:22 AM
With his fey son and Jackie Chan. Can't wait for that crap.
Does anyone remember by skimn	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:38:56 AM
that Friday The 13th was made to cash in on the wild success of Halloween, and as an easy small budget entry into filmmaking (horror being the genre of choice)? It was hated at the time for the simplistic plot and over reliance on gore effects ( tho masterfully done by Mr. Savini ). It caught on with young audiences just for those reasons, and opened the floodgates for all those "holiday themed" horror flicks, and ushered in the stupid "dead teenager" movie. New Years Day, Happy Valentines Day, Arbor Day, etc. It was never highly regarded as Halloween, Dawn of Dead, Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw, Nightmare On Elm,etc. had been. It caught on with the Fangoria crowd, and you'll notice no director of merit ever emerged from Friday, or its never ending sequels. They were the Saw's of their day...another year...another Friday the 13th sequel. So what am I saying..? Remake it, it was never that good to begin with....alright, let the hate begin...
Nightmare on Elm Street by Mr. Profit	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:47:22 AM
Nightmare movies were always the better of the two. And while people hate on those movies, Nightmare has solid films. 1 was good, 3 was better, and 4 was Freddy's introduction to the Summer Blockbuster. Part 4 is a better movie than people give it credit for. I couldn't expect much from a film with a "VS" in the title, so I can't hate "Freddy Vs Jason". But the trailer to the film was better than the movie itself. But Jason and Freddy fought, so you get your money's worth. Aside from that though, Freddy isn't given much to do/kill and the acting sucks. Remaking Friday is a good idea for us fans who refuse to make Jason die. But I'd like to see a return to the Jason of Part 7. When Kane Hodder wasn't such a fat ass. I just hope they keep the plot simple. Jason returns to camp, kills some kids. Because if I see some bullshit about his life as a child and him being called a faggot while wearing an AC/DC shirt. Or a sequence of Pamela Voorhees stripping to Love Hurts, I will be pissed.
Can someone remake "Night of the Demons"? by Mr. Profit	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:50:31 AM
But the lipstick in the nipple sequence must stay.... Or how about Night of the Creeps? Why isn't someone remaking all the lesser known B horror films that played on WPIX Shocktober?
it's not ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma by yassoo	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:51:36 AM
it's ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha. somtimes its kill-kill-kill-jason-jason-jas on. and this movie does not need a remake.
Critters is light years ahead of FvJ by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:02:02 AM
Critters is a hysterically awful bad movie, FvJ is a mildly amusing bad movie. Though really, neither are ever going to be considered horror masterpieces. Boondock Devil, yes they could do that, but that isn't a remake of Friday the 13th. That's a remake of Part 2. Which is my objection to this shite.
Why not? by down75	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:16:28 AM
Excuse me while I go put on heavy eye make-up and set my cam up for you-tube. LEAVE FRIDAY THE 13TH ALONE! It loves its aunt and its going through alot of probl... nevermind. Instead of doing this it would be incredible if they did a re-release grindhouse style type thing double bill the original F13th with like Prom Night and include some original trailers and ads of the era before and inbetween. Of course this could work if entertaining us was as important as collecting our money.
FvJ again by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:32:51 AM
The DVD of FvJ is great. Skip to a death and avoid all the bits of it that suck. The trailer is better than the full length film. Look- I love bad movies, and I don't like FvJ, therefore it isn't even a good bad movie. fuck it- Remake FvJ.
Yassoo... That's actually incorrect. by Frijole	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:38:53 AM
According to Harry Manfredini who wrote the score (which included the aforementioned sounds/words motif) it IS "Ki Ki Ki Ki- Ma Ma Ma Ma". Meant to represent (abbreviated) "Kill, Ma" or basically Jason's chant to "Kill them, Mother" (or later "Kill them FOR Mother"). And I think I'll take Manfredini's word on hsi own creation.
That's it- I've cracked by Lost Jarv	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:46:58 AM
I've got the plot for them- Crystal lake is actually a corporation. The councillers are represented by incompetent "Team Leaders". Jason isn't pug ugly, but a GQ looking-esque fucker with serious disenfranchisement problems working a job intellectually and morally beneath him. He starts an underground boxing club run by a man called Tyson Lake. the Boxing CLubs eventually turn into terrorist cells. The film ends with him watching every credit company go BOOM. that would work
Jesus, Quint - this news is ANCIENT. by Charles Sheen	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:53:49 AM
And "even the shitty ones"? You mean, um...all of them?
His great great great....grandcestor was by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:01:53 AM
That deformed traitor dude from 300. Forget any stupid remakes. Give us Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael in a triple threat match. And it better be Kane Hodder or else.
"It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs..." by HarryBlackPotter	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:08:01 AM
"...to put down this old dog." [Jason stabs him through the chest again] "Yeah, that oughta do it." Brilliantly funny scene.
frijole... by yassoo	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:22:03 AM
thanks for the clarification. i woke up angry this morning. upon further investigation you are correct, sir.
Ash,gotta do that flick by liljuniorbrown	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:30:27 AM
Ash beating the shit out of the two biggest monsters in movie history.....fucking awesome. Does hollywod not realize a film like that would make a billion dollars. That movie would be like Passion of the Christ for horror geeks and fanboys all over the world. Weird comparrison I know,i'm just saying Hollywood was shocked when a billion people went out and watched another movie about the life of Jesus, how much more shocked would they be when a movie starring two old properties and Ash himself stayed number one at the box office for a year? Do It. As far as the remake goes justmake Jason Big and scary with suspenseful and gory kills and we're ok.
Bring back Kevin Bacon... by jimmy rabbitte	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:33:12 AM
...as one of "New Jason's" first kills...
Actually, Bacon's cameo would have been damn funny... by Stalin vs Predator	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:38:22 AM
Provided that the rest of the film would've turned out watchable. I'm not expecting another "Jason Lives!" here - which was the only really decent film in the entire "Friday" series - but I'd really rather not see another "Jason X" or "Freddy vs Jason" again. If the "X / vs" is the direction they're going, the project should be given to Paul WS or Uwe already.
What could have been... by Dominic	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:42:41 AM
Jason was never meant to be an unstoppable superhuman character. He was a mentally challenged, deformed kid who everyone thought drowned. As we know from part 2, he survived the drowning and grew up alone in the woods (was he really that retarded not to know to tell his mom he was okay?). Everyone believes Jason kills out of revenge for the death of his mom. This may be true at the beginning of part 2, but I think all the other killings have a deeper meaning. Jason had been made accustomed to living alone. After taking revenge for his mother's death, he travels back to the camp, the only home he's ever known. Parts 2-4 all take place within a span of one week. It's basically Jason's journey back to solidarity. Unfortunately, all of these teenagers keep getting in the way. By the end of part 4, Jason falls face first on a machete and is subsequently chopped up by Tommy Jarvis. It was the original intention of the filmmakers that this Friday was to be the last for Jason. As seen in part 5, Jason turned out not to really be Jason. He was actually a grieving father who took on the Jason persona to take revenge on the people he blamed for his son's death (seems to be a reoccurring plot point). These events caused Tommy to totally go off the deep end. As seen at the end of part 5, Tommy takes on the persona of Jason. This was to be the set up for the new "Jason". The only reason why Jason Lives ever happened was because of the backlash from fans. His return actually conflicts with continuity as it was reveled in the last movie that Jason was cremated. Although I love the zombie version of Jason, I always thought it would have been interesting to keep him as a human character. I agree with a previous poster that from 7 on, the movies were way too out there (but still fun). Having Tommy become Jason would have made things much simpler (no heart eating, switching bodies, or telekinesis necessary).
I almways thought it was more "CH-CH-CH, HA-HA-HA" by ShiftyEyedDog2	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:47:28 AM
ch-ch-ch ha-ha-ha kill-k ill-kill
I almways thought it was more "CH-CH-CH, HA-HA-HA" by ShiftyEyedDog2	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:47:30 AM
ch-ch-ch ha-ha-ha kill-k ill-kill
Frankenstein, Dracula, the Mummy, etc... by Thworldisyours1	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:00:08 PM
These horror icons were "remade" a billion times for almost a century... So why should Michael Myers, Jason, and Freddy be any different??? That being said I have absolutely NO desire to see a Friday remake... What could they possibly do with that franchise that hasn't already been done??? From NY to hell to space and back... This seems like the most pointless horror remake of all time... If they wanna remake a slasher movie why not go with Nightmare on Elm Street instead??? And what happened to the FvJ sequel??? (I hated FvJ1 but that makes more sense than this...) How long before the SCREAM remake??? Oh and Friday parts 4 and 6 were the best IMO... Part 8 too just for the part where Jason uppercuts the black guy's head into the dumpster... "Come on... Take your best shot..." One of the best scenes in any horror movie...
Not sure why I should care. by Pops Freshemeyer	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:05:34 PM
Sure, I loved Friday the 13th when I saw it on Beta in 1982 or so. And the sequels were okay when I was like 15. But I stopped caring about this shit at least 15 years ago. I don't care if they remake the movie, but do think that getting away from what the movie is really about is just dumb. Maybe next we can get a series about Jason as a kid, showing how he became Jason? I'm sure it couldn't get any gayer than the Hannibal Lecter garbage...
Hey Thworldisyours1! by Pops Freshemeyer	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:08:33 PM
how can they make it different? How about moving the film to Victorian England, where Jason goes on a rampage at an all-boys school?
remake sleepaway camp, it had more balls by LarryTheCableGuy	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:13:25 PM
literally. f vs j was a waste of a good idea. they did it all wrong, they should never of been tounge in cheek, it should of taken it seriously, no matter how cheesy it is. remaking the series is a great idea, except that michael bay is involved, don't make it for the modern day teenager, make it for horror fans, young and old. there's 2 kind of horror movies in my book, the ones made for horror fans and the ones made for teenaged fags. guess which ones make more money though? any ways i'd love to see a new friday come out each year for the next 13 years. first one is about a killer that returns to the re-opened camp ground after a murder like 10 years earlier that rumors say it was done by a kid who drowned 10 or 20 years before that, and may still be stalking the camp grounds, people don't believe, open up the camp and suddenly the kilings start up again, only to be revealed at the end that it wasn't the kid it was his mum. and the sequel the mom was killed so the camp re-opens only to have killings start up again and its some guy who picks up a hockey mask from his first kill. and don't make all the naked girls perfect 10's. make them imperfect but hot. like real girls. girls that you can fantasize about cause they actually are like the girls you see everyday. and have a retartted guy in a wheel chair.
2 ways they could make it different could be by LarryTheCableGuy	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:18:52 PM
2 ways they could make it different could be a friday the 13th set in the winter time, with hunters and snow, and or one that takes place at camping grounds, with thousands of people camping, instead of summer camp almost every time. also a nudist campground ould be good.
I hope that Nicolas Cage ... by ye olde shiza	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:18:54 PM
Hears about this and wants to play Jason. The Cagemaster would imbue this murdering psychopath with some real levity. In the film, we'll find out that Jason has a huge love of licorice sticks and listens to Elvis Costello while cleaning his machete.
Latino Reviews script for INCREDIBLE HULK by future help	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:19:27 PM
Here is what we’ve been told about THE INCREDIBLE HULK movie: SPOILERS: The Arctic. A MAN wearing disembarks from a tug boat and heads off into the remote wilderness. As he wanders through the ice, memories flash: a woman on the ground, flames – fuzzy and fleeting. At last he stops and removes his parka revealing a gun at his waist. His heart races as takes it in his hands and pulls the hammer back. A slight GREEN envelopes him. A gunshot. The man falls forward, but his arms rush out to catch him: huge, muscled, green arms. The hands reach up the man’s head and come down, holding a bullet, totally flattened. We pull back and a roar echoes through the arctic wilderness. Five years later. Brazil. BRUCE BANNER runs through the slums of Porto Verde, a pulse monitor keeping careful track of his heart rate, making sure he doesn’t get too excited. He drops by a shop to pick up a package – inside is a book on rare South American flowers. At a computer terminal, he sends a message to MR. BLUE thanking him for the book and explaining that he still has to find the flower – Bruce signs it MR. GREEN. A few days later, Bruce enters a primitive bottling plant, putting on gloves and glasses like the rest of the Brazilian laborers around him. During beak time, Bruce talks to a supply driver who hands him a package with a leaf in it. Excited, Bruce checks his now-worn flower book and smiles. Later, Bruce helps the factory owner repair a machine. He cuts himself, a few drops of blood landing on the bottle conveyer belt. Bruce quickly cleans it up, but misses a drop that landed in a bottle… At his no-frills apartment, Bruce chats online with Mr. Blue. Blue asks Bruce if he has the notes on how to make the inhibitor and he replies that he does. Bruce then gets to work, using the few scientific implements he has. Hopeful, Bruce tests the purple liquid he got from the flowers on his own blood – but no change. He tells Blue it didn’t work; Blue suggests a stronger but potentially lethal dose, but Bruce replies that he doesn’t have any more. Blue then tells Bruce send him a sample of his blood. Bruce is hesitant… but decides it is his only option. He stares sadly at a picture of a beautiful woman, his wife, BETTY ROSS. A few weeks later, in America, a woman prepares lunch for a group of children. The mother sips from a bottle – a moment later she spasms and falls to the ground, eyes rolling into the back of her head. Later, at the office of GENERAL THUNDERBOLT ROSS, MAJOR CABOT reports that a woman got gamma sickness from a South American soda. Ross is intrigued by this. Cabot reports that it was bottled in Porto Verde, Brazil. Ross tells Cabot to get things ready – they’ve found him. Ross watches his team prepare. They have photos of the area: the factory, Bruce’s apartment, etc. Cabot briefs the soldiers, a man named BLONKSKY leading point. She tells them that that Banner is a U.S. fugitive who stole military secrets and that they shouldn’t engage him. Back at the bottling plant, some young RUFFIANS bother a pretty girl. Bruce does his best to ignore it, but at last steps up to defend her. The LEADER takes swings at Bruce, but he artfully dodges them. They leave, telling Bruce they’ll get him later. At his apartment, Blue tells Bruce that there was success with a higher concentration. Bruce’s face shows hope, something he’s been waiting to hear for a long time. Bruce warns that his situation may be more complicated, but Blue seems confident that there’s a good chance it could cure him. He writes on a pad of paper: DATA FROM MAYNARD and sticks it in his pocket. Bruce packs up everything and sticks it in his pack for a quick escape, his nightly routine - just in case. Ross’ team sneaks into area and breaks into the apartment. They attack Bruce in bed – but it’s a decoy. Bruce escapes and a chase ensues through the winding slums. Bruce makes his way to a bar near the factory, but runs smack into the punks from work. They chase after him into the factory while the soldiers also close in. Cornered, Bruce is beaten by the punks and, in cover of dark, he transforms into THE HULK. The Hulk easily defeats the punks and soldiers and retreats into the jungle. Blonsky stares after him, in awe of the figure’s staggering size and strength. Bruce makes his way north anyway he can. At last he crosses the border and hops a train, heading somewhere. Ross and Blonsky meet with GENERAL GRELLER, his friend who helped him put together the South American job. Greller tries to wrap his head around what happened and tells Ross that something this powerful can’t be on the loose anymore. Afterwards, Blonsky insists he get answers about what happened, but Ross refuses. Blonsky, a decorated soldier, says he lost some friends of his and at last Ross gives in and explains everything. Ross explains that Banner was part of an early experiment to create super soldier serum, but the funding was running out. In the eleventh hour of the project, Banner was so certain of his research that he tested it on himself – that’s when everything went to hell. Ross tells Blonsky that Banner is a scientist, not a soldier, and that he doesn’t understand that the power he holds belongs to the U.S. and should be used as a weapon. Ross then asks Blonsky if he’d be willing to take a shot of the serum, to have an edge against Banner when they face off again. Blonsky is more than willing. Bruce goes to the university where Betty works – the same place his accident happened. Bruce sees her – with another man, SAMSON. Bruce hides out with STAN, an old friend who owns a pizza place. He manages to sneak into his former lab at MAYNARD HALL (from the note) to find his old data, but finds it has all been erased. Later, as he discusses this with Stan, Betty and Samson come in. Betty catches a glimpse of Bruce and chases after him. They are reunited and Bruce agrees to go with her and Samson. At Betty and Samson’s place, the three chat and Bruce smiles, the first time in a great while. He later talks to Samson, who explains he is a psychiatrist and even though he is sad Betty can’t be totally his, he is happy Bruce is alive. He also says that Betty has refused to talk about anything involving Bruce. Bruce says he hurt Betty and can never forgive himself for what happened, even though he would never let it happen again. Samson is still suspicious. The next day, Betty goes to take Bruce to the bus station so he can go see Br. Blue, but Ross’ men get to him and a big battle ensues on the college campus. Betty pleads with her father to leave him alone, but Ross refuses to listen. The Hulk faces off against Blonsky, stronger and faster than before, but still no match for Bruce’s alter ego. Badly wounded, the Hulk escapes with Betty, leaving behind a trail of destruction and a nearly-dead Blonsky. Enraged that the Hulk escaped and that his DAUGHTER is with him, Ross speaks with Samson, saying he did the right thing by calling. Samson wonders if he did, mentioning that the Hulk protected Betty better during the battle than her own father did. Samson informs Ross he won’t help him anymore and Ross storms off. Blonsky is badly wounded – every bone in his body broken. His doctor says that if Blonsky even survives, he’ll be paralyzed. Bruce and Betty travel to see Dr. Blue, laying low in cheap motels and rekindling their love. Betty pawns her mother’s necklace for cash – Bruce feels bad but Betty says they’ll get it back someday. Back at the hospital, Blonsky has made a remarkable recovery – not only has he healed entirely, but he is stronger and healthier than before. Ross gives him more shots and Blonsky smiles, a little too happy with his power. Bruce and Betty arrive in New York City – Columbia University, the lab of Dr. Blue aka DR. STERNS. Meanwhile, Cabot figures out where the two were headed and warns Ross, who prepares his team for New York. En route, a soldier asks a ripped and muscular Blonsky how he feels – “Like a monster,” he replies. Sterns attempts to treat Bruce. He is amazed and shocked by Bruce’s transformation as the procedure seemingly malfunctions; at last, Bruce turns back to himself, the treatment outwardly effective. As the team prepares their assault, Sterns shows Bruce his creations – animals Sterns injected with Bruce’s DNA. Bruce is mad, saying they must all be destroyed lest they fall into the government’s hands. Sterns replies that Bruce is paranoid – just as a sniper shoots Bruce with a dart. Bruce falls and is taken captive, Betty following after. Ross and his team fly away in a chopper, happy that they’ve finally caught him. But back at the lab, the steroid-filled Blonsky forces Sterns to inject him with Bruce’s DNA. In the distance, the occupants of the copter notice a huge explosion – something wrong has happened at the lab. A huge, hulking creature is destroying New York – Blonsky has become… an ABOMINATION. Ross has no way to stop him and he realizes that Bruce may be their only hope, but after Sterns’ treatment, can he even transform? The back door of the copter opens and, high above the city, Bruce jumps, about to find out… I enjoyed it - Norton did a good job with things. I loved how the first act played everything out - I really appreciate the little details woven in. The action scenes were great - I'm curious how Leterrier will handle them - but I'm sure they'll be entertaining - they have every potential to be and Leterrier was on his game with the Transporter films. I think this is a good set up for the franchise/Avengers movie down the line. There you have it folks. The Incredible Hulk Is due out Summer 2008
Jason, Freddy, Michael v by drunkenmonkey73	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:22:47 PM
Frankenstein, Dracula and Werewolf its never going to happen
f vs j vs a vs p by Diagnostic	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:26:20 PM
Jason already was on a spaceship. Brilliant!
Get back the dread by wickedeve	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:26:38 PM
I love the first two movies because they had what true horror should always possess: a sense of dread. The first movie was downscale Agatha Christie set in the woods--the story was a real decent who-done-it, and to this day I still get wigged out watching it because Jason's mom is a pure-grade psycho freak. And they knew how to draw out the stalking before the kill. The audience was being toyed with just as thoroughly as the victims. The second one was a mystery in that we didn't know quite what to expect from Jason, who was still a campfire legend at this point: the scariest, most suspenseful aspect for me was the anticipation of seeing him unmasked. That said, I don't know if the series can ever get that sense of dread/mystery back, so don't color me excited about this project.
Yassoo by Frijole	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:29:41 PM
Gotta love the book "Crystal Lake Memories". Even for non-fans it's a fantastic read with top to bottom info, interviews, behind the scenes and "where are they now?" photos from the entire series. Just fascinating stuff. It's HUGE tome that has earned the permanent second slot on my coffee table, next to the pictorial history of CBGBs. :)
Problem Child vs C.H.U.D. by quizkidsmith	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:36:24 PM
would be a better idea than THIS!!
And Jason Goes To Hell by Frijole	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:37:56 PM
...may have fucked with the formula too much to be successful. But it was the best written and best acted entry in the whole series. It ties for the best SHOT in the series with Jason Lives. It's certainly a far better movie in every way than ...Manhattan, 3-D, New Beginning or New Blood. Jason X was totally ridiculous, but it had some neat ideas and some fun kills in it (sadly, budgetary constraints and notes from Dimension really affected the overall movie- see the previously mentioned "Crystal Lake Memories" for the whole story. To back up... New Beginning is crap through and through... but it's still better than 3-D. It has John Sheperd as a seriously fucked up TommyJarvis, a well shot flashback/ opening, DebiSue Vorhees' amazing boobs and an ATTEMPT (albeit weak) to do something different. 3-D had a fat, white kid with a fro.
Fuck em all by kilik777	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:41:47 PM
Fuck Freddy, Fuck Michael and Fuck Leatherface. They are all great icons but Jason is the man. Yall are way to critical of Platinum Dunes. Yeah remakes usually suck balls but Platinum Dunes is at least the best of the fuckers who are doing it. I prefer a serious remake but if they dont I hope it keeps a Freddy vs Jason vibe to it. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
Jason vs Ernest by Redfoot the Fence	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:46:48 PM
That would've been great.
NOOO! No remake! No reboot! I want canon! by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:48:32 PM
If you count in the two Jason movies and Freddy VS Jason into canon we're up to XI! I want a new Jason flick to follow the current time-line (a twisting, fucked up, stupid-ass time-line that spans three decades and two movie-studios, but a time-line nonetheless) I want Jason XII next...so we can finally have JASON 13!!!!1 A remake doesn't count anymore than Batman Begins counts as a fifth Batman-film. It is a fifth Batman movie, but not THE fifth film...you know what I mean. Jason is so close, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START OVER NOW!
"JASON: Through the Portal of Time" is the only way by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 12:57:53 PM
you know it to be true
"bad beyond conception" ? by Al Swearengen	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:05:12 PM
How about you try to make some fuckin' sense, huh?
just give me 200 bucks and a bj by ajbowen	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:05:16 PM
and i'll get this back on target. yes, Sir Quint, i DO have strong feelings on this franchise, warts and all. if i was given this gig, i'd make a film set in the universe after the first film. an 80's camper slasher flick where jason has the pillowcase. why? fuck you, that's why. he still ran back then. reduce concept, execute tighter than they were in the nineties and most of the mid to late eighties. i'd try to make one that fits the mold of part 2. fvj reduced jason to a painter's smock with a big fucking machete who had a fear of the water. fuck that shit. go see the signal.
By the way, I almost forgot - that's a damn misleading by Stalin vs Predator	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:12:20 PM
headline. I was expecting to see the score author's name. (And you know it will in fact be Hollywood Horror's resident hackomposer, Marco "Not A Single Memorable Note" Beltrami)
Actually, you got a pretty good idea there Quint. by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:13:13 PM
I don't care how they do it, but the next film must be a sequel. PART 13 NEEDS TO HAPPEN! That's the film that should feature cameos by Kevin Bacon, Corey Feldman, Crispen Glover, the Weekend at Bernie's-guy etc. etc. And fucking bring back Kane Hodder! http://tinyurl.com/2kmcnz
Oh, and now that 3D is back in style... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:16:13 PM
you know what time it is
The remake by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:20:11 PM
Apparently it seems that a whole lot of F-13'th fans and slasher movie fans in general are closet gays, just like Peter M. Bracke himself, who wrote the Crystal Lake Memories book. Not a big suprise there, kinda interesting watching those very dumb and women unfriendly movies. Larrythecableguy, I really like all three of your ideas for this 'remake' or whatever it's gonna be. Hey, who knows this movie could even become fun.
Platinum Dunes is synonymous with garbage at this point by IndustryKiller!	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:36:20 PM
This is absolutely terrible news. Is Michael bay intent on ruining everything? What an absolute cretin that man is. Great I can't wait to see another watered down remake with terrible actors (and not lovably so like the originals) from the CW. What drives me even more nuts is when ridiculously queesy critics actually say that these movies are gory, when nothing could be further fromt he truth. If you are excited about this you're basically an idiot.
i am pro sequel, anti remake by ultragoregrind	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:36:25 PM
bring on a proper f13 part 11 please! no need for a reboot or retelling - quit you nailed it here... drop him in the woods as if nothing had changed... tits, blood, and there you go.
Memories-Of-Murder/BladeRunnerUn it by DocPazuzu	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:39:08 PM
You just don't get it, do you? In fact, you just don't get ANYTHING.
Memories-Of-Murder/BladeRunnerUn it by DocPazuzu	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:49:00 PM
I was referring to the po-faced scale of reference you seem to be using in designating levels of "quality" to the likes of Elm Street 4 and Jason sequels. Here's a clue: grow a fucking sense of humor.
MOM/BRU by DocPazuzu	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:51:38 PM
I've already posted links to other sites (in the last Transformers 2 TB) where your posts as BRU still remain. As anyone who has followed your trail of verbal shit in the past few months can plainly see by comparing posts, you two are one and the same.
The Friday the 13th movies are loads of fun, by TattooedBillionaire	Oct 2nd, 2007 01:57:35 PM
but that's about as far as I'll go. None of the movies are classics, so I really don't care if there's a remake. Plus, can it even be considered a remake when the producers in charge are so dumb, they probably don't even know that Mrs. Vorhees was the killer in the first movie?
FREDDY VS JASON WAS TOTAL SHIT by Ray Gamma	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:04:49 PM
AND I'M SORRY QUINT BUT YOU'VE FINALLY CONFIRMED TO YOUR READERS THAT YOU ARE A TASTELESS JUVENILE WHOSE OPINIONS ARE A WASTE OF HTML
"drop him in the woods as if nothing had changed... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:09:54 PM
tits, blood, and there you go." Fuckin-A-right! If that's not a pitch I don't what is
I don't know what is by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:12:07 PM
Cheers ultragoregrind
Quint you should be on a crusade against this anyway by IndustryKiller!	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:16:52 PM
It's a fucking PLATINUM DUNES remake of Friday the 13th. Platinum fucking Dunes. The only way this is going to turn out decent is if you live in the land of unicorns and lollipops. It is IMPOSSIBLE for this to be a good remake. Literally beyond the realm of possibility. It's going to be watered down to the point where it would be tough to consider it horror except for the vague concept of a scary monster that they will make Jason, and the actors are going to be cliche attractive (meaning they will be as unmemorable looking as any Baywatch cast member) CW rejects. Don't let the philistines on this site fool you, you were dead on about that Halloween remake and in a year when the same people that praised it will be back here saying how "It wasn't as good on repeated viewings" while simultaneously getting the stupidity kick they crave so much by saying how the "haterz" can go fuck themselves because F13th remake is going to "ROXXORZ", you will be proven unequivocally right. So just do the right thing here and treat this film with the heavy dose of disdain it already deserves.
WONKABAR by ultragoregrind	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:20:38 PM
i agree 100% - there needs to be a part 13 with all sorts of cameos. seriously - f13 movies are not rocket science and i think it's kind of clear the f13 fan base knows this - and expects this. On another note regarding fvj - i was lucky enough to catch this in theaters opening day... and by some strange chance i ended up sitting among a large group of jason fans. we had a rowdy, loud good time. that flick was pure fun, and really - who DIDNT cheer like a madman every time jason and freddy went at it?! my only complaint? there should have been MORE freddy vs jason action. Oh and anyone who thinks the f13 sequels are bad... try sitting through the later hellraiser movies. i dare you. they make even the worst f13 look fantastic.
You should apologize Doc... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:21:09 PM
really
ONE MORE THING! by ultragoregrind	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:23:35 PM
please - no more cgi blood in f13 movies. pay Tom Savini whatever he wants and get him working on this - fill in the rest of the cast with disposable nobodies...
Memories-Of-Murder by ultragoregrind	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:29:37 PM
yeah hellraiser 4 has bits in space - and honestly - you're doing yourself a favor just sticking with the original. it's a freakin' classic. Only reason i ended up diving into the sequels is i scored part 2 and 3 for super cheap from columbia house... then there was a sale on deep discount dvd... yeah - i've got a problem. and yes- it looks like savini is retired from f/x... but EVERYONE has a price ;) side note - the physical makeup f/x in saw 3 made my jaw drop (the brain surgery scene alone is worth the price of admission imo). they've got some pretty killer f/x people working on those movies.
I'm with Quint on this one. by Psyclops	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:31:55 PM
I grew up with these movie monsters of the '80s so they hold a special place with me, but I'm not entirely against a remake. The FRIDAY series is such a simple formula to start with that I can't imagine they'd fuck it up unless they intentionally try to complicate matters by making him do stupid things like body-hopping again (that was beyond stupid). I'd prefer a sequel, especially since Jason is still pretty well known so it's not like a reintroduction is entirely necessary, but if they make a fun film out of this I'm up for a remake.
You could make a hell of a new FRIDAY THE 13TH movie by Vern	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:33:14 PM
but not if you are Platinum Dunes. I hope they can prove themselves but when you've already done a whole bunch of shitty remakes that aren't true to the spirit and craft of the originals OR fun in their own way then fuck man, how are we supposed to trust you? If you come into a job interview and you say "look, I've been fired for stealing money from every job on my resume here, but seriously, this time I'm not gonna steal a dime" then you know you've got an uphill battle here, and that's where Platinum Dunes is at right now. But I do agree with Quint, Friday the 13th is not sacred. It's like Frankenstein, there are a hell of alot of movies about Frankenstein's monster and you really can't get mad if one of them sucks at this point. But really man, JASON X is a work of mad genius and I'd hate to throw it away for another boring, nihilistic movie with nice photography. I have read the producers talking about how they don't want this one to be gloomy like all the other garbage they've made, they want it to be fun, but I'll believe it when I see it. (By the way, they seem real confused about what to call it because no, they do not intend to make a remake of part 1, but they don't want to call it a sequel because it turns out they like money alot.)
SET IT AT CRYSTAL LAKE IN THE WINTER! by Frijole	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:35:33 PM
Jason in the snow would be an AMAZING visual...
I'm with you ultra... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:37:18 PM
I had the same experience with Jason X...loads o' fun. The cornfield-rave kills in FVJ were nice too. What I like about all nine of the Friday series even the later Jason flicks is they didn't fuck too much with the formula, well, JTM strayed by not sticking with the Harry Manfredini score...but for the most part all the films stuck to the same feel. There's a certain self-awareness, but not too much, not "wink-wink". Like, the bad actors here and there in the series actually have to be trying to be good. Not good actors trying to be "bad". It's a very fine line that has been maintained for so many years and I hope the FVJ guys have the good sense to go sequel and use just the right ingredients in just the right amounts at just the right time. In some ways, Jason-movies ARE a science.
Anyone going to miss Mrs. Voorhees? by JoeSixPack	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:41:06 PM
I will. This is the only Friday the 13th movie I liked.
Frijole by ultragoregrind	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:41:29 PM
i think you're on to something here... that could be pretty freakin' awesome...
surprised that mommy isnt a focus? by Bouncy X	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:42:38 PM
of the 11 movies, jason's mom is only a main character in 1...why is anyone surprised this will be jason focused? sure you can whine and argue that if its a remake then it has to be his mom but i remember a while back reading that it wont be a straight remake, it'll sorta be a combination of the first few movies. so there will probably be some sorta intro sequence featuring his mom as the killer and we'll see her die which leads to jason showing up and etc...
Yeah, but who camps in the winter? by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:46:10 PM
oooh wait, they could do like a Shining rip-off where there's people who watch over the place maybe?
"JASON X is a work of mad genius... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:54:44 PM
JASON X is a work of mad genius and I'd hate to throw it away for another boring, nihilistic movie with nice photography." Exactly! Oh, and if they use said "nice" photography i.e. that blown-out, grainy bullshit with the flashes and bursts of quick-motion etc. I'm gonna go Jason
Jason X by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:57:51 PM
I might be the only person on the whole planet that thinks Jason X is the coolest and most enjoyable of the entire Friday series. Two thumbs up to the guys that wrote that part and director James Isaac. Loved it,the rest of the films not that much, part 1 and 2 were alright but no super classics either.
Memories-Of-Murder/WONKABAR by ultragoregrind	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:57:52 PM
saw 2 imo is the best in the series - and honestly the traps in 3 may make your head spin due to how unbelievable they are. HOWEVER! with that being said, it's horror. can't think TOO hard about the movies unless you really don't want to enjoy them. anyway, the gore factor alone in 3 might be worth a rental. As for who camps in the winter for a f13 sequel - i know i saw a prior post on this so i cannot take credit for this - but have jason going after say hunters, trappers, ice fishermen - people who love going out into the woods in the winter and doing crap. Heck maybe wrap it all around a story about some construction crew who is doing some off-season renovations to crystal lake... someone accidentally wakes jason up... chaos/blood/tits ensue...
Ki-Ki-Ki, Ma-Ma-Mas? WTF?!? by thepentaveret	Oct 2nd, 2007 02:58:33 PM
For years I've sat by and watched - and heard - people screw up that haunting sound. Whisper Ch-ch-ch, Ha-ha-ha with me folks.
"jason going after hunters, trappers, ice fishermen" by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:05:07 PM
Brilliant! Jason is an animal-lover! In addition to hating people fucking/smoking pot, he can't stand people who fuck with the wildlife of Crystal-Lake! Sort of an environgelical
Fuckin' Memories of Murder by Al Swearengen	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:05:21 PM
Well, if you had said "dull beyond conception" that would have made some fuckin' sense. There ain't nothing overtly difficult about conception. After all, it can be one vile, fuckin' task. But utterances like "bad beyond conception" imply that you don't like fuckin'. Is that your posture? Anyway, seein' as how you have a taste for butchering the English language, I can see why you might be inclined to put your own fuckin' spin on said line from "Rome". If you know what I fuckin' mean.
when will it end? by El Borak	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:09:52 PM
end?
WONKABAR by DocPazuzu	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:13:18 PM
For what, exactly?
They should just let TBers write the fuckin script by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:13:25 PM
hey, there is a strike coming up...P.S. Jason never ends
Ultragoregrind by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:13:53 PM
I really like the (set in winter) "going after hunters, trappers, ice fishermen" plotline. That sounds a lot better as another retread with a new bunch of faceless teenagers at the lake again. Call Platinum Dunes right now for that story pitch 'bro.
It's "Jay-Jay-Jay, Ah-Ah-Ah..." by SpyGuy	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:15:03 PM
I has spoken!
ZZzzz Zzzz Zzzz! by Orionsangels	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:15:39 PM
Snore
Well Doc, I thought it might go something like this... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:17:16 PM
"I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future." Just don't him Blade Runner whatever.
So, MOM/BRU... by DocPazuzu	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:22:38 PM
...you'd have me believe that someone who: 1) frequents movie geek boards, 2) posts numerous anti-Bay rants, 3) posts numerous Blade Runner jack-fests, 4) posts his love for Lifeforce, 5) displays a galling condescending attitude, 6) launches into pontifications on the minutiae of history to prove non-existent points, 7) says "nationality is unimportant" while refusing to state where he's from and uses the background of American talkbackers against them if he disagrees with them, 8) resorts to homophobic insults when cornered, 9) does all of the above with virtually identical language, verbal gaffs and humorless, meticulous rhetoric, ...is a totally different person? I don't know what I was thinking.
Apologize... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:26:06 PM
You know your problem? You don't like winners.
I'm about ten minutes away from Crystal Lake by liljuniorbrown	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:28:13 PM
Atleast one version of it. One of the sequels filmed some underwater stuff at a diving place near where I live and they shot alot of external stuff in the woods in the Fairhope/Bayminnette area where I work. The lighting rigs were left in the tree's for a while, every kid my age has been down there atleast once or twice and my older brother and his friends had a drink with Kane Hodder.They said he was a cool guy,with out the mask and shit no one else knew who he was to bother him.
I thought it was "Ki-ki-ki-chi-chi-chi" by The Dum Guy	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:29:36 PM
As in the "ki" is like the first part of kill, and the "chi" was the first part of child. Kill, kill, kill, child, child, child.
Memories of fuckin' Murder by Al Swearengen	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:31:48 PM
If you want to talk a higher level of fuckin' English and literary dialogue, try watching fuckin' "Deadwood". Now, that's a program that will show you how to utter "fuck" and "cunt" better than that fuckin' cocksucker Shakespeare and no mistake.
Listen to the commentary on The New Blood.. by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:33:54 PM
Kane Hodder IS Jason. Talk about a man who enjoys his work. I love when he looks to his left or right after a kill with "who's fuckin next" menace...I like my Jason to be really mad and on a serious mission!
I second the winter idea. by El Scorcho	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:37:53 PM
Almost happened with FvJvA.
Oh fuck me...during X-mas too! by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:40:10 PM
Oh the possibilities!
i second vern by The Real MiraJeff	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:41:33 PM
the potential for a great remake exists but not in the hands of platinum dunes. they should let those poughkeepsie tapes dudes handle this one. or better yet, resurrect the careers of the Blair Witch guys. I have zero faith in Form/Fuller. You guys should read the script for their Birds remake. You'd have to be colorblind to give that thing a greenlight.
Well, a Friday the 13th that falls in December anyway.. by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:42:30 PM
but during the Holiday-season
Jason X is more fun than Freddy vs Jason. by future help	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:45:36 PM
true.
I thought THEM was a Friday 13th part 1 remake? by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:46:37 PM
Well, except it didn't have Kevin Bacon.
...and it's CH-CH-CH-CH... AH-AH-AH-AH... by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 03:48:03 PM
isn't it?
Does anyone have a tape/DVD of a Friday movie? by The Dum Guy	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:09:41 PM
So we can put to rest what the "Cha-Ka-Ha-Fa-La" he is saying. I own part 5 on DVD, but since it isn't Jason doing the killing, I can't use that as a reference.
Have they regained the rights to the "FRIDAY" name? by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:12:18 PM
"they seem real confused about what to call it because no, they do not intend to make a remake of part 1, but they don't want to call it a sequel because it turns out they like money alot" Look fuckers, just call it RETURN TO CRYSTAL LAKE: with the subtitle "Friday XII" or "Jason XII". Or FRIDAY XII/JASON XII: Return to Crystal Lake. Just drop right in on the story like it's post FVJ but pre JX, or simply post Part-V, whatever...just stick him in Crystal Lake...no exposition, no explanations, just a really pissed off, indestructible dude in a hockey-mask....tits, blood, ass, creative kills etc. Like Quint said, just fuckin go there, and if anyone with any say is reading this TB...yes, feel free to steal the winter idea. Have Jason off some hunters and people wearing Santa suits, dropping fuckers in ice etc. and you'll have yourselves a damn fine flick that everyone will enjoy. Back to the roots but with a slightly new twist... DOooEEEET!
Nevermind, thnx Memories-Of-Murder by The Dum Guy	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:12:18 PM
Although I don't remember Jason going "ow-ow-ow-ow", but he should.
yeah he does say ow-ow-ow-ow too by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:15:32 PM
but only on occasion.
TheNorthlander, like when he's shot/stabbed? by The Dum Guy	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:18:25 PM
I can see that. I've always thought of watching every one of the Friday movies back-to-back, but I never seem to be able to sit aside a whole day to watch cheesy horror movies. Maybe one day after I retire, but by then it'll take a weekend.
i want a sequel to F vs J by Judge Briggs	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:23:09 PM
i enjoyed the movie and would like to see em battle it out again... though i didn't like the faggot taunt at the end... very inappropriate... im not gay and felt it was out of line and stupid.
The Dum Guy by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:23:53 PM
Naw man. It's like when he's stalking someone from the bushes and he's like Ch-ch-ch-ch... Ah-ah-ah-ah... Ch-ch-ch... Ch-ch-ah-ah-ah... and then Ow-ow-ow... like someone ductaped a kazoo to his nose or something. And then it's back to Ch-ch-ch-ch... Ah-ah-ah-ah... again.
The "Friday" movies were known for "Jason" anyways by Mike_D	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:24:47 PM
not his mother.
Then, when John Stamos's brother hits the high F by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:25:12 PM
The bomb goes off. Like so: Loving you, is easy coz your beautiful... Do-do-do-do-do-dooo... AAAAAAAAH!. Try it. Do-do-do-do-do-dooo... AAAAAAAH!
Oh, and I meant "post Part 6".... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:25:39 PM
The Kane Hodder Zombie-look was the best incarnation of Jason, so stick with that. Big fucked up looking dude with tons of wear and tear. You fuckers remake this shit and you're begging for Hitcher-remake box-office. Snow-Jason...that's something I think folks could get excited about. Word to your mother's-uncle
I hope they DO go the Zombie route... by The Dum Guy	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:41:27 PM
So, we might be able to have him talk. Young Jaoson: "My favorite color is black, I like wearing a mask, and my maternal seperation anxiety coupled with my low self esteem, drives me to kill". I'm not serious, but I do wonder if they'll go all the way back, and make this an origin story that starts with a young Jason.
It's not like they can fuck up the "integrity" of these by crackerfarmboy	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:43:37 PM
Seriously. This series isn't exactly full of acadamey awards. There's no risk of "fucking" this series up. Hell, they could really only get better from here.
Or you could go the Sly-route and just call it... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:46:17 PM
JASON VOORHEES. and then call the next one JASON 13. There, problem solved
I'd love to see a Freddy remake instead. by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:51:48 PM
Seriously, one that's really REALLY gritty and raw. Freddy as a sadistic pedophile being killed by the parents and then comming back for revenge. It's a great back story to build on. As long as they don't make him funny or wisecracking again. that's what fucked up the Elm Street movies.
I'd heard there might be a Freddy Prequel by bigbadbua	Oct 2nd, 2007 04:58:33 PM
but that's a touchy subject, considering people love Freddy. It would be disturbing to see the pedophilia and child murder, but I think that the material is there to do the film, and I think it could be a fantastic film. But with the love Freddy has from fans, it would make the film creepy to watch.
This is the movie theu should make: by fiester strikes back	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:01:06 PM
A Friday the 13th meets Bloodsport type flick in which Jason is captured and made to fight in extreme gladiator style combat to the death. Naturally the whole complex breaksdown and Jason and the other psychopathic killing machines run amuck taking out the tuxedoed onlookers. That shit writes itself.
fiester strikes back by TheNorthlander	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:10:25 PM
Would Bolo Yeung be in it? Because if Bolo Yeung is in it, I'm there. Remember: Brick not hit back!
Memories-Of-Murder, did you watch all of the Fog remake by The Dum Guy	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:14:33 PM
'Cause I tried to, but a half hour in, I realized I would hate myself on my deathbed if I continued to watch this. I know people who like alot of shitty movies, and they walked out of the theater on that turd. I'm just wondering, since I don't know how it ends, is it like the original?
And an origin-story would suck. by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:17:11 PM
Unless it's done as a prequel, or flashback or skipping around in time throughout Jason's career. Any "re-imagining" would totally suck. In fact, just shine it entirely. It didn't work on Myers why would it work with Voorhees? Again, it would be best to simply make a movie about Jason killing people in the woods by the lake. Just jump right into the action (a twist like it being winter would be nice) and call it JASON VOORHEES. Once you have that title and set it in Crystal Lake and give Jason the same basic "look".... it can be whatever the viewer wants it to be. It can be a re-boot AND a sequel. We can fit it in wherever we want to. And if you must use "hip" "stylized" photography...whatever. Just make sure every snotty LA actor-tool that in the cast gets their's, and that there isn't even trace of post-pop-punk or rap on the soundtrack. It's ok if the victims are listening to it (before they get killed) it just can't be over the actual scene. Gotta have Manfredini. The only Goth or emo I want to hear is the sound of them screaming/gurgling their own blood. And the next still needs to be called JASON 13. I know this post is in vain.
Who are the ad wizards... by wampa 1	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:18:07 PM
...that came up with this one?
Ridley Scott doing the new Friday the 13'th ! by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:22:05 PM
Please, copy/paste the link at the end of this post and scroll halfway of the page. There you'll see a first movie still from Ridley Scott's brand new film which is gonna be called "Friday The 13th- Double Trouble". http://www.thedigitalbits.com/ reviews3/bladerunnerfinalfilm. html
Again ? (Dunno why the link doesn't work) by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:31:39 PM
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/ reviews3/bladerunnerfinalfilm. html
At least it's one remake I don't really care about... by rbatty024	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:32:02 PM
the original property. I'll give that to them. The Friday movies were pretty bad past the first one and even that was only passable. I say gut the fucka'.
Gay Friday by DoctorSlasher	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:32:10 PM
I don't know about this remake. If they completely reinvent the series, that's one thing. I just hope it doesn't turn out to be like this: http://www.gayfriday.tv All though, it is kind of funny.
I hope to God there is a scene by BillyPilgrim	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:38:25 PM
with Jason sitting on front steps looking sad with "Love Hurts" playing in the backgroud. Cause that would be just fucking wonderful.
This was reported weeks ago by BitterMan23	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:42:44 PM
But hey, it's nice to see in the AICN font.
Fuck this ! by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:45:47 PM
What's this ? I linked a complete url (twice) but if you copy/paste the thing it won't direct you to the page. Anyway, if you wanna see something pretty cool go to the Digital Bits website, click on Mr. Hunts's film review of Bladerunner "The Final Cut" and scroll down halfway down the page. There you'll get a first glimpse of Ridley Scott's Friday movie. Tits and ass ? Double check.
"Even the shitty ones." by oceanic86	Oct 2nd, 2007 05:47:06 PM
You mean all of them? I'm a FT13 fan as well, but even the first couple installments in that series are crap. There isn't a single great entry in that series, unlike Halloween and Nightmare On Elm St., where the first entries were genuinely good and scary. Friday The 13th has been enjoyable crap since day one.
Jaws....tinyurl is the secret which you seek by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:12:13 PM
http://tinyurl.com/e5nu
Mucho thanks Wonka by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:24:35 PM
Much appreciated. Okay, another try here ... Please copy/paste the link at the end of this post and scroll halfway down the page. There you'll find a first movie still from Ridley Scott's brand new film which is gonna be called "Friday The 13th- Double Trouble!". http://tinyurl.com/2q4bnv
Or better yet.... by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:30:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/35h3gl
I found these movies to be laughable... by Anna Valerious	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:37:44 PM
Maybe they can make it intentionally hilarious.
Yep by Jaws Wayne	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:38:34 PM
Thanks for the teaching lessons, haha.
The ugly chick from THE FACULTY could be Mrs. Voorhees. by Monkey_King	Oct 2nd, 2007 06:58:16 PM
The one who hooked up with Dildo from OUTSIDE PROVIDENCE. Mrs Voorhees wasn't a hottie anyway.
I Better Not Hear LOVE HURTS! by Gatack	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:13:17 PM
Other than that I agree with Quint.
I'm okay with a remake... by Bobo_Vision	Oct 2nd, 2007 07:41:12 PM
...as long as there's a cameo by the farting preacher: http://tinyurl.com/2zvuvh
But can his ass do the Friday-theme? by WONKABAR	Oct 2nd, 2007 08:30:17 PM
??
They should've just made FREDDY VS. JASON VS. ASH, by MrMysteryGuest	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:23:37 PM
'cause now it's a comic book!
All they need is a damn good video game tie-in by KongMonkey	Oct 2nd, 2007 09:29:05 PM
Give us control of Jason Voorhees and set us loose free-roaming gta style in Crystal Lake. Give us ingenius ways of slaughtering campers and police and anyone that gets in jasons way. Use the classic machete, random pieces of metal, hardware tools, and the enviroment to spill gallons of blood. Unlockable jason-suits and shit, with burlap-bag jason, jason X, etc. Hell I'd buy it. Spending some time just hacking the fuck out of people is great stress relief.
I'm fine with a relaunch/update..HOWEVER by JERRY HORROR	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:17:52 PM
Kane Hodder better be Jason or no dice. They robbed him of his pay day from F VS.J. He's the closest thing we have to a modern era Boris Karloff.
TALKBACK DEATH by Gilkuliehe	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:23:39 PM
You're a douche, man. Seriously, what the fuck.
Quint by BrightEyes	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:24:17 PM
You are the Toby to my Michael Scott
I hate by BrightEyes	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:24:42 PM
so much about the things you choose to be
Enough origin stories dammit!!! by SebastianHaff	Oct 2nd, 2007 10:51:05 PM
Why the fuck is Hollywood trying to explain the histories behind ever horror icon around? I DON'T CARE WHERE LEATHERFACE, MICHAEL MYERS, JASON, GARY OLDMAN, ETC ETC ETC COME FROM!!! Just give me a scary fucking movie. In the case of F13, be gory, gimme some kinky sex, and terrorize the audience, and we're all good. No bullshit about being picked on as a child. No bullshit about child abuse. No bullshit about skin diseases, fuck all that. Every Hollywood horror film is an origin story now and it pisses me off. Honestly, why can't serial killers just be crazy anymore? Fuck.
Holy shit by Durendal	Oct 2nd, 2007 11:52:14 PM
Can somebody ban Talkback Death's IP at the router, please?
Kane Hodder Sucks. by Kabukiman	Oct 3rd, 2007 12:42:48 AM
I hope they don't let him anywhere NEAR this movie.
They should let the new Hammer start doing Jason movies by TheNorthlander	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:37:56 AM
Like the old Hammer made Dracula movies, the new can make Freddy or Jason movies.
let me open it- by Lost Jarv	Oct 3rd, 2007 03:58:00 AM
aaargh- want to read TB Bored at work
MOM by Lost Jarv	Oct 3rd, 2007 04:29:12 AM
"You pratically described EVERYBODY in here. Though it's good to know i'm not that different from most people here, if you ask me" No he didn't. He described you. I describe you as a humourless, condescending fartknocker.
damn it. It keeps crashing on me by Lost Jarv	Oct 3rd, 2007 05:50:53 AM
and I really want to swear at MOM- but can't read what he has been pontificating about
It's very strange by Lost Jarv	Oct 3rd, 2007 05:54:47 AM
I can post here, but not open the TB? AARGH
Wanna hear my New Jason pitch? by TheNorthlander	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:36:40 AM
Take the franchise in a new direction. Instead of the old "Kids come to Jason, Jason kills kids" idea, give Jason a purpose. Let's say he wants to kill everybody. So he sets off on a quest to go from town to town just killing people. It'd be like a road trip thing, you can make like a trilogy where the government is gradually more aware of him and eventually have to use military force against Jason, but nobody can stop him. Because he's Jason. It's like a big budget epic zombie thing but with only one unstoppable zombie who just kills everything in its path. It all ends with him being last on earth. Make it big budget with good actors. Let the guys behind 28 weeks later do it. Or Michael Bay.
I mean by TheNorthlander	Oct 3rd, 2007 06:39:32 AM
You have this completely unstoppable character, right? Infinetly evil. Who have he been fighting for 12 fucking movies? Teenage girls. That's right.
Memories-Of-Murder by TheNorthlander	Oct 3rd, 2007 07:10:43 AM
What do you mean you didn't know the song until now? How old are you?
so M-O-M by Lost Jarv	Oct 3rd, 2007 08:02:01 AM
you vile putule, I've just read your blazing hypocrisy in the AvP TB and now I see your odious presence here I feel a need to ask you to reconcile your constant slaughter of Bay and Platinum Dunes with your strong desire to see AvP2- which is as stupid, crappy, and debasing as any platinum dunes remake. Any comment? except don't do it here because I can't seem to get this thread to open. Do it in the AvP one. Worm.
DEL TORO DIRECTS H. P. LOVECRAFT NEXT! by Luke_Cage	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:31:30 AM
"Great news today, Guillermo Del Toro ("Pan's Labyrinth," "Hellboy") has chosen his next project to direct and it's the one fans (and I personally) have been most keen for - his long-gestating passion project "At the Mountains of Madness". http://tinyurl.com/32taps Man, this site is mighty slow with news. Word
PLEASE DELETE THE TROLL by Lost Jarv	Oct 3rd, 2007 09:35:02 AM
before 5PM UK time as I really want to read the TB.
Platinum Dunes by zooch	Oct 3rd, 2007 12:46:37 PM
The Texas Chainsaw films were decent. Plantinum Dunes has yet to come out with a great entry in the horror genre however, I like the overall gritty violent and realistic feel of their films. I'm okay with this remake as long it does NOT have the same tone as the Freddy vs. Jason film and has more of the feel the Texas Chainsaw Remakes had.
Looking forward to this... by oxfordruse	Oct 3rd, 2007 02:12:12 PM
...because Friday the 13th isn't sacrosanct like Halloween. Mess with it, change the plot, set it in space - it doesn't matter. It's ALWAYS going to be fun. And guys, they HAVE to have Jason as the killer. No one's going to see a Friday film with no hockey mask. Period. Keep Mrs Voorhees in it as the psychotic evil influence behind her son's slaughter.
couldnt they.... by GavinVanDraven	Oct 3rd, 2007 02:45:02 PM
make a movie that spans the first 4 movies? better yet.... make it a combination of part 1 and 4? who is to say they couldnt make it so the mother and son killings happen within the same couple of days ? does jason have to be a little boy at the end? does mrs voorhees have to know her son survived the drowning? maybe they opened the camp 10 years after his apparent death... she comes to kill off the campers... jason hides because his mother left him (he thinks) and before the big tard can come out of the woods to "tell" her he is alive... jason sees mommy get killed and he goes apeshit. of course i could be talking out of my ass
M-O-M: by oxfordruse	Oct 4th, 2007 01:11:48 AM
I'm well aware of who the killer is in Friday the 13th. I've seen the movie dozens of times and revelled in its Kevin-Bacon-craptasticness. What I said was that no one will see a movie with the Friday 13th handle without expecting a hockey mask. Now they've started that, they can't go back. Not even with a reinvention. It has to be Jason. It's marketing suicide otherwise.
M-O-M by Lost Jarv	Oct 4th, 2007 04:04:43 AM
I appreciate that Engish isn't your first language. Go and look up hypocrite. Cunt.
Yeah, Jason needs to be in it... by vezner2007	Oct 5th, 2007 07:37:28 AM
screw paying homage to the original. If they remake F13th without a hockey mask wearing Jason, it will flop at the box office. IMO they actually shouldn't remake it at all and just make another shitty sequel. F13th is actually a series that I like seeing shitty sequels to. It's just sort of a sick expectation I have I guess.
KI-KI-KI-MA-MA-MA is Correct... by drwynninblack	Apr 8th, 2008 05:36:50 PM
Northlander...I think a bunch of us geks actually already debated this to death a few months back...but, "Ki-ma" is right. "Ch-ha" is wrong. Check out this video of Harry Manfredini telling the origin of those sounds; http://youtube.com/watch?v=kUM aanlStO8
Here's Another Clip... by drwynninblack	Apr 8th, 2008 05:39:09 PM
Yet another bit of proof; http://youtube.com/watch?v=skA I7ErrnMo
Yassoo... by drwynninblack	Apr 8th, 2008 05:41:27 PM
It's NOT ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha. It's ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma. Watch the clips a the links above for proof.

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