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Hot Cousin Kara Zor-El
Arrives In SMALLVILLE!!

yeah by duct tape wallet	Sep 27th, 2007 05:32:55 AM
yeah
And now... by duct tape wallet	Sep 27th, 2007 05:33:21 AM
to actually read the article...
Sounds like... by duct tape wallet	Sep 27th, 2007 05:37:38 AM
An interesting season ahead.
"Lionel Luthor will be captured and held in a cabin" by Trik_Ster	Sep 27th, 2007 05:54:34 AM
I think that happens at least once a season (well maybe not always a cabin)
"Clark will save the life of the female lead of a comic by Trik_Ster	Sep 27th, 2007 05:56:06 AM
Catwoman or WW (psst.. hey... spoiler)
Id still rather pour salt in my eyes!! by boyblue	Sep 27th, 2007 05:58:17 AM
Than watch any of this drivle!!
Phew, now I don't have to watch this season! by YackBacker	Sep 27th, 2007 06:21:17 AM
What a terrible show.
Good no Entertaining Yes. Which is why I watch. by Yeti	Sep 27th, 2007 06:42:48 AM
Plus the fact Tom Welling is easy on the eyes.
Last Season by Mr Walter	Sep 27th, 2007 07:02:54 AM
Was my favourite. It was the first time like a lot of the episodes.
id rather tunnel to the center of the earth by Mr_X	Sep 27th, 2007 07:18:58 AM
with my tongue then watch lana/ lex interactions. someone give her a frequent customer card to the hospital.
I've liked this show in the past.. by BizarroJerry	Sep 27th, 2007 07:28:18 AM
But at this point, I have a feeling I'm hanging on just for Allison Mack's cleavage. It's weird to me just how many women characters we have on this show now. I think they're outnumbering the guys. Granted, that's for the sake of both the geeky male segment of the viewership that get no women, and the women who like all the soap opera-y stuff. And this new Supergirl seems to be skirting the line between hot and trampy.
She's got that weird Euro-sculpted look, as well. by James_O'Nasty	Sep 27th, 2007 08:20:44 AM
Laura Vandervoort (?) does seem a bit too good in the dailies we have seen, but then again... We need more of Erica Durance jogging! She does fill out the sports bras nicely! And if we could cut the Lana/Lex stuff, it would be a lot better for all those concerned...
Dean Cain as Vandal Savage - Awesome casting by Err	Sep 27th, 2007 08:37:34 AM
Since he'll look like Scott Peterson.
I'm really not looking forward to this season at all. by Shermdawg	Sep 27th, 2007 08:44:41 AM
No payoff on the Lionel/Martha fling. Having to deal with more Lana bullshit. And the fact that the show will probably morph into a Supergirl series doesn't fly with me. Especially with the lame casting of Vandervoort. ugh. Thank god this is the final year. And why the hell isn't Supernatural premiering this week???
what mush... by Judge Briggs	Sep 27th, 2007 08:50:12 AM
why do people watch this? seriously!?
Actually a great show by 18to88	Sep 27th, 2007 09:06:10 AM
When Smallville came out it sounded like a horrible idea, but it's not. It's awesome.
Supergirl=Lame as hell by Nford rider	Sep 27th, 2007 09:14:39 AM
Seriously, she's one of the most ridiculous comic book characters invented. Between her and even more Lana, I'm not looking forward to this season.
amadeo zeller by Amadeo Zeller	Sep 27th, 2007 09:47:01 AM
This show should've been cancelled during its' first season. I'm not a big fan of long drawn out deaths in the name of ratings.
The second half of last season.... by Merlox	Sep 27th, 2007 10:04:06 AM
was a grade A shit storm...I didn't think it was possible but Kreuks wooden acting and the terrib;e dialogue she's given really sank the ship...her discovery of Clark was beyond lame...I knew it was too much to hope for when she "died".
dean cain would have been... by sonnyhooper	Sep 27th, 2007 10:10:30 AM
...a much better choice for ZOD, imo. with the scott peterson goatee and all but hey savage is cool. and how about kristen bell showing up as the "new justice leauge member"; black canary?
18to88, "its awesome" by boyblue	Sep 27th, 2007 10:33:50 AM
Im still laughing my ass off!!
Kryptonsite.com has had this info for months by Cletus Van Damme	Sep 27th, 2007 11:05:42 AM
I don't usually rag on the timeliness of this site, but damn.
Erica Durance...Near Nude. by Det David Mills	Sep 27th, 2007 12:06:20 PM
Butterfly Effect II - (yes I know it sucks, but) Erica Durance has a love scene and if you freeze frame you can see her lovely lady humps...nippples covered by black tape, but still a treat!! Viva la breasts!!! Oh...Kill Lana already...Allison Mack is hot...John Glover is under-used...Annette O'Toole-glad to see you go! - "I'm not with them Superman!"
Maybe. I'll come back by jmyoung666	Sep 27th, 2007 12:11:52 PM
I took a couple seasons off as the first few were so disappointing. Every time it would like some character growth for Clark or Lex was happening, they always hit the reset. Not to mention the reliance on Kryptonite powere villains. Most importantly Clark kept fucking over Lana. If she Knows, I may come back.
Where's Bruce Wayne? by Loosejerk	Sep 27th, 2007 12:23:24 PM
Yeah, I know...broken record. I need to practically watch all last season...I'm behind.
New justice leaguers by Jor-El23	Sep 27th, 2007 12:55:44 PM
I assume it'll be a GL
What about Brooke and Billy? by Aquatarkusman	Sep 27th, 2007 12:57:22 PM
Wait, I'm sorry. That writeup was a little Melrose Place-y.
can someone explain the why no Bruce Wayne/Batman by Bloo	Sep 27th, 2007 01:18:58 PM
I was trying to explain it to a friend of mine and I couldn't remember the exacts but nonetheless we thought it was stupid. So if someone could explain the whole reason why "no bruce Wayne/Batman" to me that would be awesome and does anyone fear a young Green Latern showing up?
No credit given... by KryptonsLastSon	Sep 27th, 2007 01:47:22 PM
I know you didn't get this dirt all on your own, how about crediting the source websites you got this from. KryptonSite, maybe? Someone else? At least make an attempt.
Just die already! by Raymar	Sep 27th, 2007 02:06:12 PM
How much longer can this show limp on?! Is it trying to wrest the title of "longest-running terrible sci-fi show" from Stargate?
Bloo.. by SpikeTBB	Sep 27th, 2007 02:18:02 PM
From what I understand, when Warner's devoured DC Comics they split it up into "your side-my side" little kingdoms.They gave certain characters permission to be in certain projects and mediums. That's why the characters from "The Batman" animated series is are so screwed up. They have to make them different enough from the movie and comics version so that they don't impede on those territories or steal their thunder. It looks to me like The Company Men at Warners's are counting on the Batman movie franchise to be their biggest money maker out of the comics characters. Maybe even more so than the comics. So they are very controlling over where he can be shown and what he will be shown as. We would think that, since it is all DC comic characters and productions they are all one big company and can use who they want where they want. But each media outlet is it's own separate company and guards which characters they have very greedily.
I'll watch it on DVD by Faust_8	Sep 27th, 2007 02:18:34 PM
still getting through season 6
Please, please, please... by HoboJuiceExplosion	Sep 27th, 2007 02:51:01 PM
...cancel this show. It has been rotten since the beginning of season 4.
stick Bruce Wayne in for a couple episodes by cromulent	Sep 27th, 2007 03:09:57 PM
and I'll watch and even forgive all the stupid crap they did on this show.
Spike-iac! hell, yeah! by oisin5199	Sep 27th, 2007 03:17:40 PM
That's the best knows in the article (and Herc knows it). James Marsters back as Brainiac, baby!
damn, too excited by oisin5199	Sep 27th, 2007 03:18:13 PM
I meant best 'news.' Ok, now to clean myself up.
Fuck Yeah by phoenixmagi	Sep 27th, 2007 04:19:50 PM
This is going to be the best season yet, a big opener fight with Bizzaro, Supergirl, Brianiac returns!(Marsters was the shit), more J'onn(we hardly got to know him last year), new league members! I wonder if Steel will be one of them? maybe wonder woman? it says he saves a female heroe who is getting a movie! and Vandall Savage! bring it on!
The show jumped the shark when... by James Westfall	Sep 27th, 2007 04:32:30 PM
Lana got her 'witch' powers. And it's done nothing but spiral down ever since. But hey - maybe Lana getting 'Kryptonian' powers will do the trick. And if you believe that, you will also believe that I will be getting a hummer from Hayden Panettiere tonight.
I remember when my sexy cousin came to visit. by mraig	Sep 27th, 2007 05:08:13 PM
Awkward!
Erica Durance nude in House of the Dead by Larry of Arabia	Sep 27th, 2007 05:12:15 PM
Thank you Dr. Boll. (I just typed that. Oh god, I keep scrubbing but the dirt won't come off!!!!)
Small is the new Big by bythehairofsanjaya	Sep 27th, 2007 09:02:00 PM
I enjoy Smallville. The special effects are excellent for the budget, the acting is OK and the story has progressed. OK, so it ain't Lost or Heroes or Battlestaor but it is still decent SCI-FI.
Smallville is still a quality show by Osmosis Jones	Sep 27th, 2007 10:50:04 PM
Of course, I only started watching it on DVD last November, and tonight's season premiere is the first complete episode I've watched "live", so I can understand how the lack of progress on the Clark/Lana relationship could be annoying if someone's watched it over the course of six years instead of 10 months. That said, how many sci-fi/fantasy shows are still this good going into their seventh season? Granted, I'd prefer they wrap the series up this year and not pull the slow death X-Files thing, but there are FAR worse shows to complain about. Oh wait, I forgot...this is AICN, where any show is awesome until it's two seasons old, then when something new that's similar comes along, the original show gets bashed mercilessly. Will Heroes still be fresh in 2012?
ug by Blackguard	Sep 27th, 2007 11:08:11 PM
At this rate, by the time he becomes Superman he would have fought/defeated/neutralized all of his villains already. What's left? World peace? How is it Kara can fly and Clark can't? She's been trapped in a dam for like 16 years and Clark has been sucking up the yellow sun for 20. (I have no idea how old he is supposed to be on the show. Does he ever go back to college for journalism?) Man does this show really screw up the Superman timeline. Oh yeah Lana, you are in China. A bright blonde wig tends to draw attention!
He better freakin fly soon!! by Ka Dargo	Sep 27th, 2007 11:31:27 PM
Chloe said it best..."He can fly? You better get on that"....Does her saying that in the actual episode mean they're gonna get him flying this season? They have to know thats what fans want to see!!!
"That all ya got" by jimbojones123	Sep 27th, 2007 11:39:49 PM
Saves the whole show. I forgive any issues I had throughout the whole series and won't complain again. That -- you got right Smallville Producers. That's enough for me tonight. ***** -- that's right. 5 stars. I can be critical next week. But this week. Perfect!!! By that line alone!!!
Lana's blonde wig by Osmosis Jones	Sep 27th, 2007 11:50:59 PM
Yeah, that was stupid "disguise". Kristin Kreuk could pass for an Asian anyways, so relocating to China was a good idea to "lose" herself, but the wig totally ruins the effect.
We won't see Clark fly until the last episode by Osmosis Jones	Sep 27th, 2007 11:53:39 PM
Excepting his flying scene at the beginning of season four, we won't see him fly again until the last episode when he goes to work at the Daily Planet, hears someone crying for help, pulls open his shirt to reveal the big red "S" and flies off to the rescue. Cut to black. Speaking of work...WTF does Clark DO to make ends meet? Has he EVER had a job on the show other than doing chores on the farm?
I take it all back. by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 12:07:53 AM
Me Bizzaro. No is you Bizzaro. You no is speaking funny with the words scramble. Easy is it really. Smart is Me. Translation literal from Spanish to English Me thinks. Pronouns used wronly too, means Me also.
So Supergirl is bad??? by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 12:10:16 AM
Is the Martian bad? Why hasn't he revealed his true form to Clark? Where are the Oreos now? He sure had plenty when he was killing Phantoms. But not when he's chatty?
"WTF does Clark DO to make ends meet?" by Shermdawg	Sep 28th, 2007 12:14:13 AM
Well, it is a cattle farm.
REALLY -- WHY USE AN ICON LIKE BIZZARO by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 12:17:26 AM
IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO PISS ALL OVER IT. MAYBE YOU COULD ACTUALLY LET WELLING EARN HIS CHOPS AND DO SOME ACTING LIKE AN INSANE IDIOT -- NOT THE SAME CHARACTER HE PLAYS WHEN UNDER THE INFLUNCE OF NO-GREEN KRYPTONITE!!!!! LETS GO AHEAD AND BRING BACK MIKAIL MXYZPTLK!!!!! WHAT OTHER ICONS HAS THIS SHOW TOTALLY SCREWED UP FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON. DR. HAMILTON WORKED AWESOME -- MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!!
Shermdawg by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 12:18:03 AM
So he sells enough to pay the taxes?
Also Sherm by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 12:18:50 AM
I am owning Smallville's ass in this talkback RIGHT NOW!!!
I may even LOVE Smallville. by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 12:23:54 AM
But the show got me so interested that I started seeking out the source material. As a kid I had ONE JLU comic, one Superman, one Batman, and one WW. They were a box set. I think they may have even been cassette read along versions. But bloody hell, Smallville made me get the Supes DVDs. Then actually seek out comics. I've been through Crisises now, all the current JLU sets out, and plowed through Superman history books. And this show just wipes their asses with that material and then starts rolling the camera. Sticking with freak of the week would be better than pale imitation.
Please let J'onn do SOMETHING this year!!!!!!! by blue1622	Sep 28th, 2007 12:30:52 AM
Fire everyone but Lionel, Lex, and J'onn...then you'd really have a show.
Hey blue1622 Hire the Jena 6 by Amadeo Zeller	Sep 28th, 2007 01:59:11 AM
As the real Justice League.
Damn Good Premiere by phoenixmagi	Sep 28th, 2007 02:12:47 AM
Lex going to prison, Bizzaro will be back like Brainiac will be, Nice to see J'onn back and Supergirl is smoking. Want to know who has Lionel though. 5 stars. the fight between Bizzaro and Clark was one of the best yet. seeing him heal in the sunlight was iconic. Looks like a goodyear. just stay away from Noir and Farmer episodes and cut back on Lana and you got the making of the best season yet.
Clark's money by OtisSpofford	Sep 28th, 2007 03:02:24 AM
Turning coal into diamonds, of course.
Jimbo by OtisSpofford	Sep 28th, 2007 03:04:23 AM
Shermdawg has jumped the Smallville ship for Supernatural - we will have a brief moment of silence, then elections.
Wow. Awful. by topaz4206	Sep 28th, 2007 03:28:04 AM
Despite some cool FX moments, this was a horrific episode. I really don't know where to begin, but it made me long for Seasons 1 and 2, when this show was at its peak.
Oh, Supergirl by jimbojones123	Sep 28th, 2007 07:16:14 AM
NOT HOT! So it's official and on the record. NOT HOT!
Oh, for cryin' out loud by Snookeroo	Sep 28th, 2007 08:53:20 AM
Just call this damn thing "Superman", put Modelman in some tights, and be done with it. The idea that the whole DC Universe ends up in Smallville is just stupid. At this point, the show has jumped an entire school of sharks. Yeesh.
The writers of Smallville by Trik_Ster	Sep 28th, 2007 09:53:30 AM
need to get off the seasonal clifhanger route. Use the Whedon formula of resolving a season arc and starting fresh each season. Cliffhangers got old with who shot JR.
Wow...just...wow.. by AnakinsDiapers	Sep 28th, 2007 09:58:45 AM
The cheeese continues unabated. I laughed my ass off at the beginning when Clark evaporates the cascading super flood in a fraction of a second. Several thousand tons of water gone in an instant. That kid and everyone within a kilometer would have been boiled alive. That one instance is the crux of what's wrong with Smallville as a whole. The producers need things done in a way so everything can be more or less put back to square one at episodes end and the writing team isn't talented enough to do it in real creative ways ergo we wind up with hokey split second microwaving of large bodies of water and other silliness. The end fight could have at least given me some satisfaction on a primal level but they screwed that up by "Van Damming" it. Y'know, Van Damme gets his ass handed to him until at some point he gets his second wind and then it's a one sided ass kicking from the man. Your telling me after soaking up an entire room of kryptonite Bizarro is gonna get one punched into orbit because Clark got some rays for a couple of moments?...ugh.
Episode 7x1 was AMAZING! by filmstu2005	Sep 28th, 2007 11:30:03 AM
Amazingly TERRIBLE. What the fuck was that? Who wrote that crap? It was horribly directed, horribly produced, the FX were acceptable, considering this IS Smallvie where nothing ever looks right post Season 4. But it was god-awful from the start. The scenes were badly put together. Everything clashed, including character dialogue. Felt forced. Nothing made sense nor did it feel natural. Supergirl's entrance was awkward, especially her final scene at the end. Hopefully Laura gets more comfortable on camera. She seemed a bit nervous and shaky. Lana appearing could have waited till later on in the season. Chloe's awakening should have had more depth. Damn, i coulda wrote better shit than that. It was terrible. This show needs to end ASAP or find some better show runners cause what i saw last night was not just horrible but DEPRESSING.
And for Kryptons sake... by AnakinsDiapers	Sep 28th, 2007 11:50:31 AM
...why are the flying effects for Heroes better than Smallville? Both shows use flying sparingly for obvious reasons, but when Heroes finally gives us a taste it's done well. This is the bleeding season premiere and the flying looked Superman IVish..sheesh.
This is FUNNY. by Kal El Vis	Sep 28th, 2007 03:14:22 PM
"Bizarro is gonna get one punched into orbit because Clark got some rays for a couple of moments?...ugh." Ask the people who "like" Singerman Peeps. THEY seem to believe 30 seconds of sun allows him to IGNORE the effects of KRYPTONITE, while lifting a mass of ass-ugly "real estate" into space. So allowing him a super-punch is not so far-fetched now, is it?
The Smallville premiere by My Pretty Pony	Sep 29th, 2007 06:22:17 PM
was awesome! Bizarro, Martian Manhunter, the way they introduced Supergirl, Lex going to jail for Lana's murder, Chloe's new power. Even the part at the end w/ Lana wearing a blonde wig in China was pretty cool. Excellent episode.

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