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by LOTGA
Sep 27th, 2007
12:25:12 AM
I thought this was going to be a big Hollywood flick?
Top 5 !?!
by Z 008
Sep 27th, 2007
12:28:15 AM
I dont know if this is good or bad news,but next i predict an A-Team remake.
holy shit i have to seriously throw up
by Orionsangels
Sep 27th, 2007
12:31:43 AM
i ate too much mash potatos bbl
Hell Yes!!!
by Eh Nam1313
Sep 27th, 2007
12:32:21 AM
Love Knight Rider. Don't know about the Shapeshifting.
Fuck...
by Mezzanine
Sep 27th, 2007
12:44:23 AM
Has Universal Television just started to turn out nothing but remakes and "re imaginings"? Knight Rider was cheesy in the early 80s. It will be really really cheesy in the late 00s. Still though, I have to say, bring back the HOFF!!!
Of course shapeshifting...
by RetroActive
Sep 27th, 2007
12:44:24 AM
because Knight Rider is constantly on a mission to find Energon! Oh...wait... Seriously though. The cars would have to change every five minutes to keep today's taylor made ADD generation focused. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Do you want to go bike riding?
Hasselhoff's Gotta Eat!!!
by Mezzanine
Sep 27th, 2007
12:44:47 AM
...Someone had to say it.
Chest Hair......
by Axxoholic69
Sep 27th, 2007
12:45:03 AM
Just in Hasselhoof's chest hair now has his own agent... :)
Cue militant middle-aged fanboy fury!!!!
by Paul T. Ryan
Sep 27th, 2007
12:48:46 AM
I can see it now in all its sweaty, flabby, impotent, balding glory. There will be the usual cadre of loud, angry geeks who feel their chidlhood memories under threat because of a remake of tv show. And I will be there to laugh my arse at all of you!
There is a point where it's no longer "re-imagining"...
by WONKABAR
Sep 27th, 2007
12:49:03 AM
and just using goddamn name. Wow, they're actually trying to cash in on two different properties at the same time! Like having your childhood raped in the butt and the mouth.
Transformers VS Hasselhoof.......
by Axxoholic69
Sep 27th, 2007
12:49:46 AM
Let the posts begin......... :)
Sorry that should read "laugh my arse off"...
by Paul T. Ryan
Sep 27th, 2007
12:50:23 AM
Not that my arse can't laugh of course.
Transformers or Go-Bots?
by Oceanlizard
Sep 27th, 2007
12:50:52 AM
Sounds like a lot of money is going to be spent on CGI. I hope the story will be there. Will the "Hoff" be a part of the new series? I kinda hope he will be there sorta the same way Richard Hatch did with Battlestar Galactica. More of a nemesis to the whole KITT project, not really a bad guy.
Nah..
by WONKABAR
Sep 27th, 2007
12:51:06 AM
nobody gave that much of a shit about Knight Rider
And how is your childhood "being raped"?
by Paul T. Ryan
Sep 27th, 2007
12:52:11 AM
Have you not heard of a little thing called DVD? If you're so precious about your childhood memories, just get the original on DVD, curl up under your blankie and suck your thumb and all will be fine.
Also with Liman involved...
by Paul T. Ryan
Sep 27th, 2007
12:53:01 AM
It's gotta better than Team Knight Rider, the Galactica 1980 of the Knight Rider universe!
noooooooooooooooooooo
by polyh3dron
Sep 27th, 2007
12:53:03 AM
noooooooooooooo
It was a joke, Paul...
by WONKABAR
Sep 27th, 2007
12:54:13 AM
Who's sweaty ass is clinching up now?
Doug Liman
by Lou C.
Sep 27th, 2007
12:56:42 AM
Isn't it kind of important to mention that Liman is producing and may direct? Seems more important than mentioning the guy who did Raines is writing. If Liman's behind it, I'll give it a shot ...
Ouch Wonkabar...
by Paul T. Ryan
Sep 27th, 2007
12:56:46 AM
You got me mate, you got me! I've just been experiencing much fanboy fury on the imdb's Bionic Woman board and well, one does tend to lash out....
if..
by soup74
Sep 27th, 2007
12:58:26 AM
if they were able to somehow on TV make shape shifting robots fight and look good, im willing to forgive the fact im watching a show where in the real world shape shifting robots fight; and just enjoy it.
I came back...
by Mezzanine
Sep 27th, 2007
01:02:12 AM
After making the "The Hoffs gotta eat !" comment, I came back to say, "The Hoffs gotta eat... HAMBURGERS". I still think this idea is lame though.
No worries
by WONKABAR
Sep 27th, 2007
01:02:32 AM
I get a little lashy when I see "raped my childhood" too. Haven't peeped the Bionic-woman thread yet. I'm sure it's getting ricockulous. (though I am getting sick of remakes etc. myself) Oh well. As long as it's a good remake.
the hoff and morphing speedos
by dr.bulber
Sep 27th, 2007
01:23:57 AM
trembles at the alter of THE SHATNER.
Cripes
by Playhouse
Sep 27th, 2007
01:27:24 AM
After Knight Rider 2000, Knight Rider 2010, Knight Rider 3000 and Team Knight Rider, they really need to leave it alone.
Is it April already? This is a joke right?
by Negative Man
Sep 27th, 2007
01:41:30 AM
Seriously...please tell me this is a joke! Bionic Woman was bad enough!
Clone of Micheal Bay
by Salamander
Sep 27th, 2007
02:28:31 AM
Man this sounds pants. I'd love to see a new imagining of the series but shapeshifting this guys seen transformers way to many times!
You don't need to shout, Michael
by Campion
Sep 27th, 2007
02:42:11 AM
I'm all around you. Knight Boat the movie!!!
Bring back AIRWOLF!!!
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 27th, 2007
03:42:48 AM
Coolest theme music on TV
YES!!! AIRWOLF
by Lost Jarv
Sep 27th, 2007
04:50:24 AM
I was waxing lyrical in a semi-pissed state in the pub about the genius of Airwolf the other night.

Glad I'm not alone.

Hmm, a high-tech shapeshifting car sounds familiar...
by tylerzero
Sep 27th, 2007
05:01:15 AM
...Oh yeah, I thought the concept sucked ass the first time when it was called "Viper".
Airwolf was cool, but the Equalizer
by Dingbatty
Sep 27th, 2007
05:22:57 AM
had the coolest theme.
hmmm....kills the movie i guess
by Bouncy X
Sep 27th, 2007
06:05:25 AM
if they're doing this, i guess the theatrical movie they were in the midst of trying to put together has either fallen through or someone thought it be better to go as a series. but yeah shapeshifting? this show wasnt about hiding and stealth, it was just ur basic cop/detective show that happened to feature a talking car as a character. i wonder if william daniel's phone is ringing with an offer now.
Will the shapeshifting...
by snappy
Sep 27th, 2007
06:16:18 AM
..only allow it to change into other GM cars so they can keep the product placement going? Even in remake-mad Hollyweird, this is a piss-poor idea. Hark, I hear the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped.
Knight Rider
by kevinwillis.net
Sep 27th, 2007
06:16:33 AM
Will now be an 1980 era DeLorean with the power to travel back in time, driven by teenage lifeguard Michael McNight, former slacker turned night time time-traveling superhero. In each episode, have travels back in time to set things right. Now, that's original thinking!
But what about the Hoff?
by Yeti
Sep 27th, 2007
06:40:10 AM
We can't have Knight Rider without the Hoff!
Since all the reimaginings have involved Ford cars,
by KillDozer
Sep 27th, 2007
06:40:28 AM
does that mean the new Knight Rider can change from one Ford design to the next? It'd be so cool to be able to drive a Mustang, then press a button and drive a F-150, then press a button and drive a...Fusion, then press a button and drive a...er...Taurus? Yeah, that would be so cool...
why even call it Knightrider?
by just pillow talk
Sep 27th, 2007
07:13:03 AM
Just call it something else, since it's, ya know, different.
streethawk,airwolf,automan, manimal RIP
by Mr_X
Sep 27th, 2007
07:25:25 AM
I for one welcome our new cars with flashing red lights overlords
Evil shape shifting cars?
by photoboy
Sep 27th, 2007
07:42:57 AM
I know the original was quite cheesy but I always felt they tried to keep KITT vaguely believable. Still, I'm sure they'll do a better job than Bay did with his transforming cars.

They'd better keep Hasselhoff involved though, it won't be any good without him. Just so long as we don't get scenes of him drunk trying to eat a sandwich off the floor of KITT.
Shapeshifters...More than meets the...um...
by SpyGuy
Sep 27th, 2007
09:06:52 AM
The Shapeshiftobots are here to save Earth from the evil Shapeshifticons with their leader, KITTimus Prime.
That skein sucks
by zyuray2
Sep 27th, 2007
10:41:52 AM
Because I skein so. New skein please.
Knight Rider: More than meets the eye!
by Squashua
Sep 27th, 2007
11:38:25 AM
Wonder if this will tie into Knight Rider 2000 or Team Knight Rider. Did you know that Team Knight Rider slipped itself into Star Trek continuity?
Kevinwillis.net...you so crazy!
by Det David Mills
Sep 27th, 2007
11:56:04 AM
Hilarious...absolutely hilarious! I would love to see it!
Bring back K.A.R.R
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Sep 27th, 2007
12:01:05 PM
Boy I loved it when those two siblings locked horns...
Garth Brookes to play the role of Garth
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Sep 27th, 2007
12:01:34 PM
You heard it here first
Yet another NON STORY
by Kentucky Colonel
Sep 27th, 2007
12:03:05 PM
How about just posting links on the main page?
Reginald Cornelius III to make a Cameo
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Sep 27th, 2007
12:03:11 PM
He finally moved on up!
Blue Thunder and KITT vs. Automan and Airwolf
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Sep 27th, 2007
12:04:47 PM
I remember the time that Airwolf went up into space.
SO there it is! ...
by Freefinger
Sep 27th, 2007
12:12:07 PM
Transformers 2 is going straight to TV! Not even to DVD?!
My time machine worked! It's 1982!
by Heckles
Sep 27th, 2007
12:23:23 PM
But if it's 1982, how am I on the internet? Paradox! Where's Doc Brown! Great Scott!
I think I left some Knight Rider in the toilet
by hawggie
Sep 27th, 2007
01:57:22 PM
GoBots the TV series?
uhhh
by tme2nsb
Sep 27th, 2007
02:06:12 PM
Knight Rider Vs Transformers? What's next, BSG Vs GI Joe?
Airwolf and Equalizer themes now stuck in my head
by TheNothing
Sep 27th, 2007
02:20:21 PM
Thanks, both of those shows rocked!
No.
by Pixelsmack
Sep 27th, 2007
02:24:02 PM
That is all.
Squashua
by Sprout
Sep 27th, 2007
04:06:33 PM
Ok, I might regret asking this but how does TKR fit with Star Trek?
Don't Hassle The Hoff, man!
by MrMysteryGuest
Sep 27th, 2007
06:07:36 PM
No shapeshifting Transformers cars or Go-Bots! And no Rock Lords!
Hey, wait a second...
by SpacePhil
Sep 27th, 2007
08:06:35 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't there a syndicated series that was a sequel to Knight Rider already? That featured shape-shifting cars? Remember seeing something like that on Saturday afternoons at some point a few years ago...
Yeah, yeah. And Michael Knight is now a woman......
by Gorrister
Sep 27th, 2007
11:42:13 PM
...who has bigger balls than any of the male characters, is an expert at everything you can possibly imagine and is played by Katie Sackhoff. Seems to be the preferred formula of NBC's SciFi in the 21st Century.
"You think THAT'S bad..."
by Osmosis Jones
Sep 27th, 2007
11:57:49 PM
"...remember when I was David Hasselhoff's car?"
Team Knight Rider from about 12 years ago...
by tristeele
Sep 28th, 2007
12:23:05 AM
blew DOG. Thats all
KNIGHT BOAT: The Movie, coming 2009
by Prossor
Sep 28th, 2007
12:25:12 AM
Michael: Faster, Knight Boat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers. Knight Boat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you. Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. Michael: We'll never catch them now. Knight Boat: Incorrect--look! A canal. Homer: Go, Knight Boat, go! Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal. Lisa: Or an inlet. Bart: Or a fjord. Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat. Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time. Homer: Oh, but Marge! Knight Boat, the crime-solving boat!
FUCK YOU...JUST FUCK YOU
by redfist
Sep 28th, 2007
05:55:10 AM
eat my ass while you are at it you fucking hacks...
Why Not A Big Screen Movie?
by skoobyx
Sep 28th, 2007
07:47:59 PM
C'mon Knight Rider? That would be the 80's pop culture adaptation money shot! 'Miami Vice' 'Transformers' and 'Dukes of Hazard' are but mere fluffing in preparation.

But I want nothing to do with whoever wrote 'Raines' that dialog was all about reading fscking books!

'Hey...have you ever read 'Undaunted Courage...' 'I guess I read to much Raymond Chandler...'

Do not want.

This Just In: Drunk KITT eats hamburger off floor!
by MrMysteryGuest
Sep 28th, 2007
10:42:35 PM
Now on YouTube!
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