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by crackerfarmboy
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:29:59 PM
Yes! I am the greatest!
roth does torture pr0n
by palewook
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:31:13 PM
which might actually get ratings for this
"no one"
by Dark Knight Lite
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:39:16 PM
Try it.
Weak....
by SG7
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:46:37 PM
Seriously. Eli Roth? What a fucking hack.
friggin LOVE it when Harry shows his balls.
by chiahead
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:50:31 PM
That's right Harry, you DEFY the opposition. Be proud of your re-growing hymen theory, you sick sick fuck, and invite us to dish on Pr0n auteur Roth. *sigh* good times, good times...
Somewhere in America
by Internet Thug
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:57:24 PM
Harry splooges on his laptop.
The superhero's power will be inexplicable success
by chrth
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:11:32 PM
despite less-than-mediocre talent.
Sex-crazed orgasm-inducing demon child
by Dizagaox
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:12:04 PM
Eli's episode is in the can.
I still don't like this Origins idea
by ballyhoo
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:12:32 PM
It would be better if they just kept it all in one series. But we got the comic and the somewhat interactive Origins series. Why complicate things? Keep it simple.
Well, the concept had promise...
by jopari
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:12:59 PM
Sure wished they'd picked someone other than Eli Roth or the guy that wrote Superman Returns and X2, though. Still looking forward to the Kevin Smith one though... I hope he puts it in the Askewniverse.
LMAO
by Internet Thug
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:17:31 PM
"What the fuck is the Space-Time Continuum"?????
Roth's Hero: The Torturepornographer!!!
by TallBoy66
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:43:22 PM
See loving closeups of eyeballs being plucked out! Hear women squeal as they're cut apart in beautiful slow motion! Shocking secrects await when Horror master Eli Roth takes you to the journey of sadism the likes of which you have never seen. When a normal person decides to turn to the darkets depths of humanity, who will wistand the wrath of The Torturepornographer! 8 Eastern, 9 Central ONLY on NBC!
Interested to see what Roth has to offer in a medium...
by MrEkoLetMeLive
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:52:21 PM
That actually requires some creativity. OOOO. Torture. Scary. Fucking duh! Of course watching people getting tortured is scary. Way to swing for the fences. That being said, putting him in a venue where he's not free to simply follow his own obvious impulses might actually force the guy to be creative for once.
Fuck you all!
by lovethatjoker
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:53:40 PM
Cabin Fever is awesome. And deep down you all realize this.
Anybody else hear about them asking Tarentino to do one
by Z 008
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:54:44 PM
Apparently he said "What the fuck is Heroes?" I'd rather see a Tarentino one then Roth, all he'd do is chop off an ear.
Tarantino hasn't heard of Heroes
by badboymason
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:58:30 PM
cos it was made in the last 2 decades - once it is 20+ years old he will officially consider it cool and insert references to it in his film
Great Movie Reviews
by ptapat
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:58:32 PM
http://patrickwalsh.blog-city. com
Surprised he agreed to it...
by DanielKurland
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:08:44 PM
when his role model Tarantino said no.
Premise
by gudge
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:17:44 PM
superheroes you dont care about having bad things done to them. make gory. done.
No... the cheerleader won't be saved...
by jimmy rabbitte
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:23:19 PM
...but she *will* get six chainsaws up her ass...
Haven't seen an episode of Heroes so far...
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:30:34 PM
...but it can't be that good if they have to hire Roth!
Television seems like the perfect medium...
by leeVSbenway
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:33:48 PM
...for Roth to fail at next.
so SYLAR goes trekking across europe...
by Kaiser Soze
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:41:33 PM
...comes across these really hot girls who show him their tits, drug him, and take him back to this seedy czechoslovakian hostel where an American with abilities is worth a cool million. But, when Sylar wakes, he telekinetically impales the man who paid for him on some pipes hanging from the ceiling. He then busts through the door to his room and begins to completely destroy the hostel and all those that are inside. The episode ends with the hostel completely in ruins, ensuring that Roth's next flick will be something other than Hostel 3. (hopefully it will get Roth to do Thanksgiving)
MICHAEL DOUGHERTY - Oh God!!!
by Darth_Valinorean
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:43:52 PM
Harry - you think MICHAEL DOUGHERTY is a "brilliant choice" for Heroes?? Are you fcking kidding me, man? This guy needs to be thrown out of the entertainment business for screwing up Superman Returns - this guy with the ego to even have a 2 second cameo in the movie - this guy who is back for Superman Man of Steel.. oh God! HE screwed up SR and he will screw up Heroes and SMoS as well!
Masters of Eli
by godoffireinhell
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:57:41 PM
He was in talks for both seasons, I think, but couldn't make it due to scheduling conflicts. He was pretty busy until recently. People were actually courting him for projects. If there's a season 3 I'm sure he'll be involved though.
Do we attribute sources here
by ewilkin
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:28:10 PM
Do we attribute sources here at AICN? The info Harry used was provided on G4's "Attack of the Show" interview with Kring this week.
"he is aware of my regrowing hymen theory"
by For the love of Claire Bennets regenerating hymen
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:39:22 PM
It's "regenerating hymen".

C'mon now, the last thing AICN needs is dueling hymens.
These are just the "Origins" episodes...
by seanny_d
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:53:20 PM
People are talking like these will actually contribute to the overall plot in some way. From my understanding, the Origins episodes will be completely removed from the overall storyline and instead be introductions of other mutants throughout the world, focused solely on a brand new character in each episode.

In essence, they're just little one-hour movies set within the Heroes universe. I doubt we'll see many, if any, of the normal characters in these things. So why not let people like Roth try their hand. It might suck, but I'm sure it'll be better than a repeat.
So who did Eli suck off for this gig?
by Negative Man
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:59:05 PM

Eli is seriously untalented as a director and even more so as a writer, but he is a master of kissing ass and sucking off. Nearly every single interview he does he mentions several current 'players' in Hollywood and how supportive they are of him. Always dropping names in that Hollywood wannabe, trying to impress the girls while bellied up to the bar of Les Deux, sort of way. The guy just oozes a smarmy, cocky 'I went to NYU Film School' vibe. Those in L.A. know exactly what I mean by that.

And if you ever get a chance, watch the episode of ON THE LOT Eli appears on. It's a perfect example of what I mean. He kisses the asses of Carrie Fisher and Garry Marshall, but he makes no tangible critiques of the contestants films. For each film he would say things like "You took elements of John Carpenter's Halloween and combined them with Roman Polanski's Rosemary's Baby and Tod Browning's Freaks. That was interesting. When I started working on my film Hostel..."

Nearly every time, he brings the discussion back around to himself. I guess when there isn't another ego around him in need of stroking, he strokes his own.

A hack writing for hacks
by Drak_Tanner
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:05:18 PM
Good match. Just when I thought they couldn't make that piece of crap smell any crappier... Give Hiro his own show without any of these other baggage-laden freaks and I might watch it. Otherwise... good lord what a piece of shit show. OMFG HE STOLE THEIR BRAINS!!! OOOOOHHHH!
Save the Show - Fire This Director!
by Booster Gold Lives
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:15:12 PM
You have to wonder who's turned the HEROES producers down for them to offer a gig to Eli fucking Roth. Next thing you know, Uwe Boll will be bringing his "vision" to the HEROES universe.
this is perfect...
by soup74
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:34:41 PM
if zach quinto is busy shooting for star trek that week, eli can just fill in as sylar himself. no one will notice!
Good point, Shuttlepod, however....
by Lord Bullingdon
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:39:37 PM
It's entirely possible that Harry is referring to Peter Noone saving the cheerleader.
BREAKING NEWS: ELI ROTH TO JOIN DANCING WITH THE STARS
by Pound Sand
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:54:57 PM
Dance partner to be named later...,but the leading contenter is a nude, skinned grinning corpse with no arms wearing a top hat.
HRG and HPW to cameo
by Loosejerk
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:18:24 PM
I can figure out how he'll work in HRG, but his HUGE PROSTHETIC WANG? Only Quint knows for sure.
That's like putting MOM's, Bay & Ratner
by glodene
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:34:03 PM
in the same room for a week. - There will be BLOOD!
Harry,
by Mezzanine
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:09:10 PM
You're an idiot for misspelling " No one ". Also, Eli Roth sucks that monstrous cock that he took that picture with. Fuck him.
Darth_Valinorean
by spoilerd
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:10:27 PM
I think you're being a little tough on Mike Dougherty. You do know there were three writers on Superman Returns, right? He was only one of them -- it was the same three writers who gave us X-Men 2, which was by most accounts pretty damn great. And I'm willing to bet that it was Bryan Singer, the director, who suggested the cameo. Not tryin to pick a fight here, but I think you're overreacting a bit. Superman Returns was a let-down, sure, but it was no Spiderman 3.
"Noone" the big enemy of Season 2? Or...
by SantiagoAtez
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:29:32 PM
...does Harry still think "no one" is one word?
I like the idea of this being a Directros Showcase
by Larry of Arabia
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:42:32 PM
Let's get some great sci-fi directors to do it. (notice how I didn't say Roth was a bad choice. I'm not gonna say it, even if I'm thinking it.)
Is it me...
by Mr Walter
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:44:38 PM
Or doesn't Eli Roth look like Sylar
Worst news this week for me. That and Horse face.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:57:52 PM
1st it was the news that Horse face Parker would be gracing the big screen and I can't imagine why.

Now it's this. Sorry Harry as I told before I am not an Eli Roth fan. I am a fan of the show Heroes and this is terrible news. He's a hack. He's pretentious. He may be a nice guy and that's not the argument. It's the fact that the movies I've seen have been terrible. Both Cabin Fever and Hostel sucked. The only thing that he did that I will admit made me smile was the Thanksgiving trailer in the Grindhouse. I'll watch his episode obviously because I am committed to the series but my expectations will be lowered.
And MandalorianSage fuck you, you're an asshole.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:01:56 PM
While I may not agree with Harry on his choices for movies and directors from time to time it's really a shitty thing to attack the guy on a personal level to such a low point you have to try and diminish him over his weight. He's a nice guy regardless of what his opinion is.

You're a fucking oozing vaginal wart. Crawl back into the hole from which you came from.
chrth said it best!...
by couP
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:09:31 PM
although Heroes is a bit like Eli Roth anyway, so, meh, let it burn in hell.
Who's Noone?
by Osmosis Jones
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:29:37 PM
Is he related to Boone from Lost?
WOW. Just...WOW.
by Kaiser Soze
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:37:00 PM
This talkback devolved from Roth-hating to hymen hoping to oozing vaginal warts and hudson river-douched whale poon. What's next? Tossed salad with sloopy poopy sauce, vag yeast croutons, and dick cheese? You guys are just sick.
Gabby?
by Red Ned Lynch
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:55:51 PM
Are you going for incontinence or incompetence? Because if you were going for incontinence it's a shame you can't spell. A palace of utter incontinence would be pretty funny. As a concept.
Eli Roth is overrated...Heroes is overrated
by PervOmatic
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:06:42 PM
Seems like a perfect fit to me. Remind to to not watch it as usual.
Actually...
by Red Ned Lynch
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:07:52 PM
...you don't even need the palace. I now add to my list of goals in life finding a moment when it is actually appropriate, and not metaphorically, to say the phrase "utter incontinence".
You are the head of AICN, and you are too lazy to fix..
by PirateEmery
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:13:30 PM
a typo?
Seriously, has Roth done anything good?
by Bangforabuck
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:20:35 PM
I mean, besides befriending influential people like QT or RR? Oh, and HK? Though, to be fair, I thought his trailer was funny in Grindhouse but I also see funny trailers on Youtube but no-names so that isn't saying much. Gads, who did Roth have to blow to get on Heroes?
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH GOD
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:33:21 PM
He said he's sorry about Eli Roth. He was having a bad diarrhea that day.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MICHAEL BAY DENIS
by Pennsy
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:36:54 PM
He wants to direct an episode of Reaper, just like Kevin Smith.
Is this the Heros talkback for Monday
by jimbojones123
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:00:16 PM
Or are we going to have to wait until 45 minutes until showtime?
Harry you stole my hymen theory
by c4andmore
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:42:36 PM
here's the proof: http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/30331#comment_128 9105 Oct 9th, 2006 09:55:54 PM just saying
Roth Blows...Smith's Overrated
by RetroActive
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:44:30 PM
That's all I have to say about that.
Gabriel Gray...
by RetroActive
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:50:13 PM
It's so cute the way you spell in all caps and try to make yourself out to be assertive by reposting certain lines. Here's a tip...if you're going to poke fun at others, use spell check. Or aren't they teaching that in middle school these days? G'night, punkin'!
Eli Roth
by Magnum Opus
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:51:32 PM
Reminds me of anal leakage.
MandalorianSage, insecure keyboard commando with a
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:11:22 AM
small dick no doubt typing from his mom's bsmt.

Harry made a joke and you take it at face value.

You on the other hand obviously have some deep issues because the only retort you have is to pick on someone who has the issues he has because of his circumstances which are his personal business and honestly beyond his control right now. Instead you show yourself to be some insensitive fuck tard who goes beyond being "PC" and just reduces themselves to being the lowest form of scum on the planet because you feel the need to bring others down because you hate yourself. It's true. There's no other explanation. You truly must hate looking in the mirror at yourself and the only thing you have is to attack others with insults because of their appearance. This just shows that you probably hate your own appearance and have very low self esteem so you protrude your own ugliness onto others.

People like you fucking disgust me more then someone who is overweight and cannot control their problem because of other circumstances. You simply come across as some self absorbed douche bag.

Come on admit it, you hate yourself. No one likes you and you are a lonely man in your mothers basement. You know it's true.

Everyone point and laugh at him.
And yeah Eli Roth still sucks as a director Harry.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:13:09 AM
Hey me and that cum bucket MandalorianSage can agree on something it seems even though he's presented himself as a douchebag.
Noone
by oducerproducer
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:22:30 AM
For fucks sake people, read some comic books, it's comic speak.
Noone
by oducerproducer
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:22:36 AM
For fucks sake people, read some comic books, it's comic speak.
Sorry for the double "noone" post!
by oducerproducer
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:24:44 AM
And come on Eli atleast has a passion for what he does, opposed to most modern directors.
Hasn't Eli Roth disappeared up his own asshole yet?
by Sledge Hammer
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:34:52 AM
If not, then that fateful day can't be too far away, can it? No one, wait, sorry, "noone" with even an ounce of filmic taste likes Eli Roth, and if you do, well all I can say is seek help, immediately. Fucker makes Uwe Boll seem talented by comparison.
Just got off the phone with Kevin Smith
by Wed Vid Guy
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:29:01 AM
He just pussied out.
Eli Roth
by Chilli815
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:07:13 AM
Don't hate the guy, even if Hostel/Hostel II aren't films that I have a desire to watch, but I don't get why he's on Heroes: Origins. The guy writes horror flicks, gruesome horror flicks, so how is he going to merge that style with an NBC prime-time show?
Wait, Though...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:22:01 AM
... won't Eli be too busy playing Sylar and Spock this fall?
It's not spelled Heros GOD DAMMIT!!
by polyh3dron
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:13:55 AM
IT'S HEROES!!!!!!! HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES
I just realized
by Harold The Great
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:29:39 AM
There's more references to shit (shitfest,crap, anal leakage, diarrhea etc,) in an avarage AICN talkback than to movies. Most talkbackers here are either very repressed, or German.
I LOVE CAPSLOCK
by necgray
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:37:46 AM
RANDOM NONSENSE AND CURSE WORDS! I CNAT SPEL TO SAVE MY LIF!!! PEOPLE WILL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME AND THE POINTS THAT I MAKE WHEN EVERYTHING I SAY IS IN CAPS! IF ONLY I COULD BOLD AND ITALICIZE AND UNDERLINE EVERYTHING I SAY AS WELL!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Harry
by Chilli815
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:39:58 AM
Hayden P is 18 in real life. Her character is 15. You refer to the character's sexuality, which is incredibly disturbing. Please stop it, its creeping me out.
and just to concur
by necgray
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:43:05 AM
Roth is a bit of a hack and Heroes is a bit overrated. I like Heroes, don't get me wrong, but I'm really starting to hate the tidal wave of hype. Settle down, it's just a show. And frankly I found the first season climax to be a huge letdown. It was very poorly-written, I thought.
Marcel Marceau has died quietly.
by Smerdyakov
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:59:20 AM
Sorry, just had to say it.
the four hacks of the apocalypse
by vic g
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:35:31 AM
1-eli roth-still thinks hostel 2 tanked because of bootlegs.wrong,it tanked because it sucked. 2-kevin smith-overrated 3-tarintino-never has seen an episode because he's busy watching foreign movies to rip off. looks like jason from the end of the original friday the 13th. 4-uwe boll- needs no explanation
What will happen to AICN after Harry dies?
by Penetron
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:30:19 AM
Not trying to be mean or anything, but honestly, Harry's well on his way to a massive coronary. Who will carry the AICN flag? p.s. Eli Roth isn't qualified to direct traffic, much less tv & and film.
that's right two ands!
by Penetron
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:41:52 AM
I meant to do that!
Moriarty...
by soup74
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:49:35 AM
scroll up man, i was way ahead of you on that joke. (give a brother some credit)
I don't watch but love Roth- What is Origins?
by batmanthehorse
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:04:20 PM
I don't really like Heroes because it is so, well, gay. I felt like that asian guy was undressing me in his mind when I watched the first episode. What is Origins? a spin-off? I'm just wondering because of eli roth being the best horror director working today.
2 alternate hacks
by vic g
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:00:13 PM
how could i leave out... 1-Brett Ratner-hope he rushes out of his house into oncoming traffic. 2-Ben Stiller-proves that talent is not genetic
ELI ROTH = MAXIMUM SUCKAGE
by Captain Happy
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:08:58 PM
'nuff said
Roth'll have somebody blow up on camera in his episode!
by MrMysteryGuest
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:25:53 PM
Probably have TV-14 torture porn, too!
if Eli Roth wrote/directed any "Heroes" Eps...
by BadMrWonka
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:47:40 PM
that would be like a huge, sweaty pedophile screwing your little sister and then sending you pictures of it with semen on them.

if it's just the "Origins" spinoff, then it's the same thing, but without the pictures. still horrible, but you might not go out and buy a gun, you feel me?

Roth should be directing 'Freddy's Nightmares'
by pokadoo
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:07:23 PM
...or some other low rent shit. Get Singer, Rami, Jackson & Shamalamadingdong to direct Heroes!
How many women get raped in the Kevin Smith episode?
by fiester strikes back
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:42:16 PM
I hear Vegas has set the over/under at 3 1/2.
I don't watch Heroes
by BrightEyes
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:44:19 PM
But will start because Eli Roth is amazing
Eli Roth should direct the "Thanksgiving" movie instead
by Stalkeye
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:59:05 PM
for those who have seen the grindhouse spoof trailers,would know what I'm talking about. As for Hostel 2,wasn't as bad as I hoped it to be: gory surprises including the unexpected ending, plus we get to see "weinerdog's" bare ass. *hisses*
One of Roth's few successes
by DocArzt
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:39:59 PM
Well, the interesting thing is he can't screw up on television. TV is so micromanaged, it will really be difficult for Roth to leave any of his musk on it.
THATS IT!
by soup74
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:26:24 PM
I'VE HAD THREE JOKES STOLEN NOW BY AICN'ERS.
THATS IT.
IM GOING ON A PERSONALLY JIHAD UNTIL THEY APOLOGIZE!
Gabe and Mandalore
by necgray
Sep 24th, 2007
12:04:11 AM
Fellas, seriously, the CapsLock. It's annoying. Whatever point you're making, even if I agreed with it, is lost because I refuse to read your posts.
Peter Noone??
by KazamaSmokers
Sep 24th, 2007
12:37:45 AM
That would be cool.
Will Roth rip-off X-Men, Lost, 4400, and Rising Stars?
by BrowncoatJedi
Sep 24th, 2007
01:09:09 AM
..just like the entire series does.
BrowncoatJedi
by Chilli815
Sep 24th, 2007
03:11:45 AM
Just like Lost ripped off Stephen King/Twilight Zone?
I see Browncoat...
by just pillow talk
Sep 24th, 2007
10:59:21 AM
that you will post that "rip-off from so-and-so" shit in every Heroes related talkback...

Personally, I don't give a shit if they use similar ideas from other works. I fail to see how they could make a show that doesn't somehow relate to either a comic book/graphic novel, no matter the origins of their powers.

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