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I hope it's as good as you say.
by Novaman5000
Sep 18th, 2007
01:06:29 PM
I haven't seen really good horror in a while, and I'm not even a horror snob!
FIRST!!!
by Dominic
Sep 18th, 2007
01:09:18 PM
Finally...Anyway, the trailer looks good. Look forward to seeing this one.
Damn!!
by Dominic
Sep 18th, 2007
01:09:55 PM
Oh well, I'll get it next time.
Can't wait.
by Nordling
Sep 18th, 2007
01:10:03 PM
The moment in the book that's described here is one of my favorite parts, and I can't wait to see it.
I'll echo Novaman5000.....
by just pillow talk
Sep 18th, 2007
01:17:18 PM
You certainly sing its praises well Mori, I hope it lives up to them. I'm not a big fan either, at least what is usually served up in theaters. This, however, sounds very intriguing...
Why so dramatic?
by Kurzinski Valentine
Sep 18th, 2007
01:27:26 PM
So a few of those douchebags in the store get killed by some extremely poorly executed CG and practical effects. SCARY! We've already seen Braugher's character killed off in the weak-ass trailer. The only "brutal" or viceral punching in our guts I can imagine here would be if perhaps the little kid were to have his skin flayed off his face and then disemboweled by zombie-Braugher who would then spray acidic diarrhea into the eyes of Thomas Jane's character, all set to the music of JOURNEY and we cut to black unexpectedly.
The Shawshank Redemption and...
by jimmy rabbitte
Sep 18th, 2007
01:37:48 PM
...The Green Mile were great films. Frank Darabont films King's material better than anyone ever has (with a bit of a nod to Mick Garris for his work on The Stand miniseries... even if the effects do look very cheesy 13 years later). I'm looking forward to seeing The Mist... should be fun.
Good recent horror:
by Christopher3
Sep 18th, 2007
01:40:54 PM
"The Descent" and "28 Weeks Later." Both efficient, workmanlike scare machines. Hope this one's as good.
I need to see this movie NOW!!!
by Daddylonghead
Sep 18th, 2007
01:47:12 PM
Every so often, not often but occasionally, I am filled with jealousy for you guys who get to see stuff this cool before anyone else does!!!

So I am JEALOUS! But mostly I am psyched for The Mist, I really believe in this project. Quint's set reports should be DVD extras, they really got me excited about this movie. Not in an "expecting the moon" way, just in a "Damn this sounds cool!" way.

You got me wanting to see this more
by skimn
Sep 18th, 2007
01:48:20 PM
than before. Its been stated that this looks to be a big screen version of a Mick Garris ABC movie of the week. Your review has convinced me otherwise. With Stand By Me, Shawshank, 1408 and now this, maybe its Kings short works are the best to develop.
Thomas Jane is the guy from THE SWEETEST THING...
by Kubla_Khan
Sep 18th, 2007
01:48:32 PM
...AKA the worst film of all time (that I can think of right now). *shudders*
Kubla
by skimn
Sep 18th, 2007
01:52:44 PM
Lets not forget Dreamcatcher, that Kasdan, Goldman, Jane, Olyphant and anyone else should exclude from their resume.
I'm dying to see this.
by Psyclops
Sep 18th, 2007
01:59:17 PM
It's been a while since we've had a good old fashioned creature feature. King's short story is a pretty good read and Darabont is a hell of a filmmaker so this is bound to be something special.
Tom Jane's just looking for his kids
by jcrewrower2
Sep 18th, 2007
02:01:29 PM
He gets to do cool movies like The Mist in return for formulaic family films like Homeless Dad. An ode to Arrested Dev't :)
Is Thomas Jane a homeless guy?
by tonagan
Sep 18th, 2007
02:05:35 PM
I miss Arrested Development.
Does Andre Braugher survive in this movie?
by tonagan
Sep 18th, 2007
02:06:41 PM
I really couldn't tell from the spoilerific trailer.
I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK!
by Quin the Eskimo
Sep 18th, 2007
02:08:08 PM
I'm Thomas Jane the movie star.
YEAH, QUIN, WELL I WANT MY DOG BACK !
by Pound Sand
Sep 18th, 2007
02:09:38 PM
microbudget?
by FranklinStreet
Sep 18th, 2007
02:09:38 PM
Come on. Microbudget is when I go out with my digital camera and some friends and shoot a feature guerrila-style for a few thousand bucks. These guys are working with a low budget for this kind of material, no doubt about it, and it's certainly the kind of change-up that Darabont needed to kick him in the ass and inspire him to shoot it with the Shield crew. But it's still a Hollywood production with a name director and name actors. Remember when an indie film (pre-Pulp fiction) actually was an independent? Let's no go co-opting the term microbudget now and rendering it completely meaningless and irrelevant in the same way. I don't really need to hear about how Michael Bay's next project is going to be all about keeping it real and getting back to basics and shooting on a microbudget.
Just watched the trailer
by DarthJedi
Sep 18th, 2007
02:12:16 PM
OMFG it looks like Darabont NAILED this. Great feel and atmosphere. I'm glad the effects are not taking the front seat in this either, although the ones they showed looked damned good. The dinosaur bird thing was spot on. I still think Marcia Gay Harden is just way to young and hot for Mrs. Carmody, but she sure got the crazy bitch's character right on from what I saw. Man, I cannot wait for this to come out!
All that "ragged, hunted energy" bunkum...
by Stalin vs Predator
Sep 18th, 2007
02:18:57 PM
That's just pussyfooting which translates to "shake cam", right?
Furthermore... it confirms my suspicion.
by Stalin vs Predator
Sep 18th, 2007
02:23:22 PM
It seems that he really did remake King's horror story into an eye-roller about "religious extremism", because that's all he wanted to see. Is there at least a glimpse of the gargantuan creature's legs in the end? That's all I care to see at this point... Or did he replace it by a giant crowd of religious fanatics?
Unless you've read the story...
by Fawst
Sep 18th, 2007
02:38:02 PM
You have no idea what this is going to be like. This is truly a "horror" story. See, horror films today are nothing more than cheap scares with some high quality gore and audio design set up in a way to make you jump. Formulaic, in a word. Since arguably Halloween, horror has degenerated into a one-trick pony. This is not that kind of horror. It is a very bleak tale, one that sits with you long after it's over. And -- spoiler -- the cause of this particular horror is never resolved. The closest thing I can compare it to from a current standpoint would be Pulse. But even Pulse gave you the "why" in a nice tidy package. The Mist gives you hints at what caused all of this, and essentially justifies that with a discovery regarding two nameless characters about midway through. People who have read the story will know that I'm referring to who is found in the back room, and what state they are in. But the actual explanation, it's not there. If you can't handle that, then you won't like this. But to me, that just means that unlike the fans of Freddy and Jason who go actively seeking those jumps and scares... you do NOT want to be horrified. Cuz really, what is more horrific than a deadly scenario that you can't control, that you can't resolve, and that you certainly will never understand? That being said, I truly hope that Arrowhead is never fully understood during the course of this movie. This is one of those Stephen King tales that stands firmly outside the scope of his Dark Tower saga. This is a world that does not and can not exist inside that realm. That only serves to enhance the horror for me, because I know deep down inside... this version of reality is truly without hope.
Moriarty
by IAmLegolas
Sep 18th, 2007
02:56:55 PM
Did you do a 3:10 TO YUMA review yet? Maybe I'm not looking hard enough.
My mistake (shame on me)
by Fawst
Sep 18th, 2007
03:06:06 PM
According to King himself, apparently this IS a DT-related story. So fuck me, I'm wrong :) Whatever, there goes my sense of "oh shit, what a horrible horrible scenario" but it's replaced with "WOW!!! That's fucking COOL!!!"
Stalin Vs Predator
by slone13
Sep 18th, 2007
03:19:12 PM
In answer to your question: no.
Very Well Written
by Greenleaf1
Sep 18th, 2007
03:39:42 PM
I always enjoy your reviews, Moriarty, they're very well written, and you don't take the cheap political routes that some critics take. If you like a movie, you'll sing its praises, and if you don't...well you'll let us know in no uncertain terms. I wasn't all that excited for this movie, but this review has sparked my curiosity, I'll definitely be checking this one out, assuming it gets a wide enough release.
Moriarty, answer this spoiler question for me..
by HollyW00d
Sep 18th, 2007
03:43:28 PM
I asked this in the original Mist Talkback and no one answered it. Now that you've seen an early cut, maybe you can answer it. At the end of the short story, as the survivors are driving down the highway, they encounter a huge creature that walks over the car. Will we see this creature? It's one of the more memorable moments for me as far as the story goes.
I'll rent it, or download, but
by ATARI
Sep 18th, 2007
03:45:46 PM
doesn't sound like it gets the 'big screen' treatment from me.
This reads like one long excersise in damage control
by irc-Hollywood
Sep 18th, 2007
04:04:40 PM
in conclusion: yes the special effects are going to look cheap and awful.
fiester...
by -guyinthebackrow
Sep 18th, 2007
04:25:11 PM
The answers to your questions are in the last five minutes of the film. Once you see it. You'll know.
anchorite...
by -guyinthebackrow
Sep 18th, 2007
04:26:59 PM
Are you really that sensitive? Is it completely implausible to you that in an extreme situation some people might go fucking bonkers? Including Christians?
Crazy Christians!!!!!
by drewlicious
Sep 18th, 2007
04:49:49 PM
The reason why we don't have other religious zealots in American movies taking center stage is because in American social situations Christianity is the largest and most relevant religion at hand. A crazed Hindu doesn't really add up because nobody would actually be listening in this culture, plus what's a crazed Hindu doing in small town America? The only other extremists that are remotely socially relevant are Aeitheists (the smug condescending kind like Christopher Hitchens and also the ones in the distant future at war with super-intelligent otters) and Muslim fundamentalists (who really aren't interested in an argument but would be more than happy to relieve you of that extra eight pounds you're truding around on top of your neck). Do Christians get kicked around in movies and TV? Yes. To see a positive character is a rarity these days, the closest I've seen lately was on the rather vapid Studio 60, but you have to admit a bible beating fruitcake makes for a good villain. Besides King doesn't seem to have anything against Christian fundamentalists, he's made positive characters in that vain like in The Stand. So I'm really looking forward to this. Gotta be better than Dreamcatcher. I'd sooner plop out a shit weasel than watch that again.
To paraphrase another Darabont movie...
by Nordling
Sep 18th, 2007
04:53:25 PM
the Christians will swallow what we GIVE them to swallow.
You A-Holes Just WANT to Hate This
by TheBladehelm
Sep 18th, 2007
04:54:11 PM
Anchorite said, "...it's another horrible King adaptation..." followed shortly by "I haven't seen it."

I have read every Stephen King book there is, and have been repeatedly disappointed by the film adaptations, this one looks to be possibly among them, but in my eyes, good old Franky D. has never let us down enough to deserve anything less than at least a little hope that this movie might be somewhat redeeming. He did after all make the two best King adaptations as well as being one of the credit writers of the best of all the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels.

As far as you people bitching about the Christian (some go so far as to say "anti-Christian")element of the story, give me a fucking break! In a small town in America, when apocalyptic shit goes down, which religion is most likely going to be the one represented? Hindus and Sikhs? Islam? Come on people, it's not "Anti-Christian" it's anti-Extremism. (That is to say, from the brief trailer, it looks like it might be anti-extremism.)

Beside s, apart from the trailer, none of you know how Christianity is represented in the film. Maybe half the people are crazy asshole Christians, and the other half are perfectly reasonable Christians. Knowing small town America, I'd imagine just about every character, good and bad, extremist or not, is a Christian.

All those Christians aside, I will still go see this movie, and will hope it's good, even though I know it will probably be okay at best.
NICE REVIEW
by THE KNIGHT
Sep 18th, 2007
04:57:16 PM
These guys must really respect your opinion and your knowledge of filmmaking to let you see the movie in such rough shape.
I cant wait!
by Vespalad
Sep 18th, 2007
04:57:59 PM
I've been wanting to see this on the big screen since I was a little kid. It sounds like Darabont nailed it. And I have to wonder, all of you asking what we see towards the end, did you even READ this article?? "For fans of the novella, there’s a moment near the very end of the film involving something enormous walking by on the road... you know the moment if you read it. It’s brought to haunting life here with a creature that was designed by Bernie Wrightson, and for a lifelong Wrightson fan, it’s a kick to see something that is so blatantly his brought to life." Does that answer your question?? Now HERE'S something to get excited about - During an interview to promote Dimension Films' upcoming Stephen King adaptation, The Mist, director Frank Darabont revealed that he is in fact going to helm King's The Long Walk once he has completed Fahrenheit 451. http://liljas-library.com/arti cle.php?id=987 Darabont directing THE LONG WALK!! Woo-hoo!!
Stalin vs Predator, just in case you missed it...
by TheBladehelm
Sep 18th, 2007
05:07:48 PM
From the review above:

"For fans of the novella, there’s a moment near the very end of the film involving something enormous walking by on the road... you know the moment if you read it. It’s brought to haunting life here with a creature that was designed by Bernie Wrightson, and for a lifelong Wrightson fan, it’s a kick to see something that is so blatantly his brought to life."
1408 was good
by Flipao
Sep 18th, 2007
05:24:23 PM
Pretty fucking scary if you ask me, no idea how it'll play out on small screens, but on the cinema it was an Evil Fucking Room all right.
1408 was good until it spiraled out of control into
by Kurzinski Valentine
Sep 18th, 2007
05:41:52 PM
lameness. Snow? How is snow scary? It started off great with Sam Jackson and all the exploring of the room..then in typical King style goes way overboard.
The Green Mile was the worst thing Darabont's ever done
by newc0253
Sep 18th, 2007
05:58:12 PM
there, i said it.

His stuff on the Shield, by contrast, is among his best.

ready to see it now
by liljuniorbrown
Sep 18th, 2007
06:03:01 PM
Tom Jane sold me in Thursday and by the time he was in Stander, he was my favorite actor. He will rule in this and Ifor one can not wait to see it. Best part is I have never read the story so i'm going in with no other view but the movie.
So When is the Next Matinee with Mori Column Coming out
by Internet Thug
Sep 18th, 2007
06:10:36 PM
or the next Dvd column??? Hellooo...anyone..anyone?????
Whatever Anchorlite
by TheBladehelm
Sep 18th, 2007
06:12:47 PM
I rarely end my side of an argument or discussion this way, but, I am going to do it now. You seem to want to decide that Christians are being somehow singled out and persecuted or something, and maybe that's the case, maybe not. You see what you want to see, and say what you want to say, and no amount of logic or reason can sway you from your position. So to you, sir or madam, whatever the case maybe, I say a firm and steadfast, WHATEVER!

As for the rest of you, I know I might be opening a can of worms here, but where are these movies, this overwhelming volume of "Hollywood" movies that are anti-Christian that all of you seem to get so pissed off about? The way I see it, there seems to be a pretty even amount of movies with Christians who are normal, and Christians who aren't.

But movies tend to be about exceptional people in exceptional situations. Movies tend to represent the smallest minority of people. You don't believe me? How many of you have won Karate championships? How many of you have gone to Wizard School? How many of you are Billionaires who die with the word "Rosebud" on your lips? Almost none, in every case. Who cares is most Christians are normal thoughtful and caring people. Last I checked, we go to the movies to see things that we don't see in life. Stories about the 1%. A movie with Apocalyptic overtones where everyone is playing nice nice and singing "Michael Rowed the Boat Ashore" sounds boring as shit to me. Throw in a few religious nutjobs, and now you got a movie!
Besides...
by TheBladehelm
Sep 18th, 2007
06:14:44 PM
Christianity is a monster behemoth of an organization that is government supported and shielded. It has been the richest and most powerful organization for hundreds of years and has had its fair share of chastising and persecution of countless others. Boo-fuking-hoo if they get ragged on from time to time!
Suprised to say...
by Tourist
Sep 18th, 2007
06:19:43 PM
Moriarty's early peek just kind of added to the growing dissapointment. It's understandable that Darabont lacked the funds to do any really impressive physical on set effects work...But if your going retro, why not some stop motion or something. Sure, it looks goofy as fuck, but cheap ass CG looks goofy and...cheap. Plus, sad to hear the film apparently concludes around the same point as the short story. Meaning, if its like the short, it plays like the first half of a short novel.
the mist = dark tower world
by Jubba
Sep 18th, 2007
06:20:35 PM
just to point out ---possible spoilers--- that the type of tentacled creature in the mist is seen in one of the later dark tower books chasing roland beneath the castle. meaning that the world opened up in the mist is the world of monsters from the dark tower stories..sorry i don't remember all the technical names, been a while since i read them...and so explaining what is happening in the mist wouldn't really work without making reference to the dark tower...but then again they made up a different explanation for "hearts in atlantis" that removed it from the dark tower world.
I genuinely want this to work
by performingmonkey
Sep 18th, 2007
06:24:55 PM
I trust Mori so I'm gonna hold out hope for The Mist. Unlike many, I don't want to suck the short story's cock. I thought it was weak compared with most of King's other novellas/short stories, too basic and cliched. It probably felt a lot fresher when it first came out. Now we've seen situations like this done over and over again, so much that I think it will be very hard indeed to do it without the tongue-in-cheek vibe or at least unintentional laughs.
Sounds promising, except for the "Shield" crew
by SpencerTrilby
Sep 18th, 2007
06:25:53 PM
I hated the way the few episodes I watched dealt with editing, zooms and all the TV gimmicks. And I hate it even more when a director tries to import it on the big screen. I hope it plays better in theaters otherwise I'm in for a headache, and a poor night at the movies.
Long Walk...
by JohnDeaux
Sep 18th, 2007
06:56:50 PM
Have always wanted to see that as a movie. Looking forward to it. GOGO GARRITY!
By the way...
by JohnDeaux
Sep 18th, 2007
07:00:45 PM
Christians ARE nuts. You sure as shit don't need Steven King to tell you that!
I just reread "The Mist" and it was bad.
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
07:10:28 PM
Definitely one of King's weaker efforts. It goes on way too long with poorly defined characters being sliced and diced as they engage in lamebrained projects that get them nowhere. King's monsters are overdescribed and physical, and imagined poorly (the incredibly muscular arms of a tentacled beasty, that crush bags of dogfood and drag men off into the mist can be easily severed by lowering a mechanical metal roll-down door onto them ... Spider things shoot webs that simultaneously eat flesh with acid and are so sticky they can grab and pull things). If Darabont is pulling a Garris, and unimaginatively following the story beat for beat (as he kinda did in Shawshank and Green Mile) this is going to be a stinker. Particularly if he keeps the misogynidtic "Bitch wants to sacrifice my kid, let's kill her" part of the story. King has evoked the OtherWorldly Horror from an Alernate Dimension feel MUCH better, and more subtly, in PET SEMATARY, in the walk in the woods and the sighting of the Wendigod. From the trailer, it looks like Darabont is just pulling a Garris, in a really cheapo way, and from Moriarty's article it sounds like they're dedicating themselves to try to make every bit of the short story work, including the Spiders, which don't work even in the story ... the description of them sounds cheap even in writing. The short story is an early indication of King's cocaine addled "Don't know when to stop" writing, and even includes one of his trademark apologies, when the narrator talks about his dad, and how his dad would have thought the ambiguous non-ending to the story was a "cheap shot". That's King's guilty conscience at writing a bad story, or not being able to figure out a decent conclusion coming to bear, along with his stubborn insistence that his failure is actually a deliberate artistic effect. Darabont is a hack, and he's run out of better King material to adapt, because all the good stuff has already been done. I hear he's adapting "The Monkey" next, from the Skeleton Crew collection. Now, that's kinda scraping the bottom of the barrel
That giant beastie at the end of the story.
by Bubba Gillman
Sep 18th, 2007
07:24:18 PM
The characters only see the legs walking by. I hope that's how it's portrayed in the movie. That's what made it cool.
Christian Mainstream
by drewlicious
Sep 18th, 2007
07:26:58 PM
I have to give the organizations that make those Christian movies credit, they are thinking proactively. They want to see good, clean wholesome movies about God and all that they know they have to make them. One of these days there might actually be a good one. Remember, a good message doesn't necessarily mean a good movie. Ironically I've seen movies that are actually bad for you that turned out to be well-made and entertaining (Crank, Last Boy Scout).
Just realised...
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 18th, 2007
07:29:28 PM
I've never seen The Majestic. Is it worth a watch?
Doesn't watching a not so complete film sometimes...
by Vamp-AICNchat
Sep 18th, 2007
07:35:31 PM
...spoil it? I was just wondering. Anyway, great review, I really cannot wait to see this and I AM LEGEND towards the end of the year.
This isn’t a movie about cheap scares...
by gorydon
Sep 18th, 2007
07:42:48 PM
... it’s about deep scares. Mory, did your son help you come up with that line? That's some cheddar cheese bullshit right there.
Kiwastzhaderach, "The Majestic" stunk.
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
07:43:02 PM
Really. Was hyped all to hell at the time, and I fell for the hype and saw it in the theater. Terrible.
"Deep scares, not cheap scares". Yeah, right.
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
07:45:40 PM
The book it's based on is all about cheap scares. The only spooky bit is when they see the wall of mist approaching across the lake, just before they drive to the supermarket. The rest is about Star Wars type aliens dripping goo and killing people in gory ways.
Feister, I'll explain why King projects get no backing.
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
08:15:19 PM
It's because of a long list of horribly King projects, where King squandered the good will that Hollywood trusted him with and wrote scripts for miniseries that were padded out piles of bullshit. Rose Red, Storm of the Century. Not to mention the ever-worsening and apathetic novels he's been writing. Hollywood is full of morons, but even they catch on when King's audience starts going "meh" at the idea of another King miniseries or movie, or novel. That's what has happened, and Mr. Darabont has to take his lumps.
The schism between King fans and book critics
by Lovecraftfan
Sep 18th, 2007
08:19:16 PM
I just find it interesting how Kings readers views and books critics views completely clash on his latest projects. Lisey's Story got the best reviews King's ever gotten including the New York Times yet readers consider this an example of his decreasing quality.
AICN chickened out, Indy spoiler article removed.
by wadi77
Sep 18th, 2007
08:23:07 PM
Lovecraftfan, "Bag of Bones" got great reviews.
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
08:25:08 PM
From most critics. They bought into the hype about it being "lyrical" and "literary", but it was one of the laziest, sloppiest things he's ever written. There's a huge gab between the MARKETING of a book, and what readers actually get. Most critics are mindless sheep you look to the marketing to tell them what they should think.
Didn't Chicken Out, Wadi...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 18th, 2007
08:26:00 PM
... left it up until we legally couldn't.
I know Moriarty
by wadi77
Sep 18th, 2007
08:35:09 PM
Just shocked that there was no note or something from you guys like you always do, the whole page just disappeared.

Sorry for that post. By the way, nice review, as always.

No, I Understand...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 18th, 2007
08:59:47 PM
... it was just easier to remove based on the entire situation. I made a joke in there about someone breaking a NDA... well, sure enough... and that's actionable. So I hope you got a chance to read the INDY stuff.
I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK!
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Sep 18th, 2007
09:00:07 PM
Tom Jane is...Homeless Dad.
Dude, Aliens cost 8-12 million.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Sep 18th, 2007
09:01:15 PM
Not 40.
Bag Of Bones got great reviews only from critics
by Lovecraftfan
Sep 18th, 2007
09:01:38 PM
Yet many King readers that I know count that as an example as the decreasing quality of Kings writing. To me Bag Of Bones and the vastly underrated From A Buick 8 are primo examples of Kings literary prowess. Yet readers and critics seem to disagree.
Steven Speilberg's Death Squad - Mission 1: COMPLETE
by Mullah Omar
Sep 18th, 2007
09:13:43 PM
All traces of the Indy 4 story have disappeared . . . for now. I hear that Tyler guy who spilled his guts is talking to Salman Rushdie about moving in. He'll never be able to sleep in the same place again.
For Real
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 18th, 2007
09:28:35 PM
That article about the start of his career will now be forever known as "the article that ended his career... AND HIS LIFE."
INDIE DIES!
by The Dum Guy
Sep 18th, 2007
09:29:28 PM
I doubt that was the spoiler, but...

I want to know if (to anyone who has seen this) this keeps the scene/part where Jane's character decides to screw that one chick, even though he isn't sure that his wife was dead? I think I read that King found that the only part of the story he wished he wasn't really happy with.
"he wished he wasn't really happy with"
by The Dum Guy
Sep 18th, 2007
09:31:44 PM
I don't even know what that means... I meant that, that was a part he wasn't happy with.
fuck yeah!
by El Borak
Sep 18th, 2007
09:32:53 PM
this is gonna rule!
TheDumGuy...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 18th, 2007
09:34:17 PM
... that does not happen in the movie. It would be grotesquely out of place if it did. The characters played by Jane and Holden aren't attracted to each other like that... it's more like they recognize in each other "Okay, you're not fucking insane... I think I can trust you." It plays much more realistically without a romantic subplot.
"He’s a very strange, very particular actor."
by El Borak
Sep 18th, 2007
09:38:38 PM
that's because he can actually act. change personas. real acting.
Good to hear...
by The Dum Guy
Sep 18th, 2007
09:40:32 PM
I never really got the character motivation of that. I mean, I would think grief and terror would override horniness most of the time, or the character was supposed to be a heroic nympho.
thanks mori
by El Borak
Sep 18th, 2007
09:42:40 PM
this sounds perfect. to actually get "the mist" right... wow. what are odds of that happening in hollywood these days?
MOST Moslems are treated as clones of Osma?
by classyfredblassy
Sep 18th, 2007
10:05:58 PM
IS that a friggin Joke? Hollywood goes out of its way not to make Muslims villians in any films made since 9/11. And if they do, like in24, they have to have stupid message about it, telling the public that they are all good americans, unlike any other group or relgion. Christians are easy targets for the liberal hollywood elites, they can kick them all they want to feel big, and they still won't be blown up, or beheaded, or have a death bounty place on their heads. For instance, just this week a Swedish cartoons had a $100,000 put on his head, for "gasp!" a friggin cartoon again. Wake up drones.
King is the craziest thing about King adaptations
by ButtfuckZydeco
Sep 18th, 2007
10:14:57 PM
Never understood the guy's take on adaptations of his own stuff. Hates The Shining, but likes the TV remake starring Wings. Not even Wings Hauser, Wings of the pedantic blogs on HuffingtonPost.

I just find it weird that he identifies with depictions of his stories told clumsily in broad strokes.

As a writer, the dude was awesome. He lost me at Tommyknockers and never really won me back, but all the shit before that ranges from good to classic. But as a critic of films of his stuff, he's pretty worthless.

I will definitely see The Mist. I have high hopes.

Excellent review
by Osmosis Jones
Sep 18th, 2007
10:48:22 PM
And Mori's right...it's the suffocating sense of disassociation and claustrophobia that really make The Mist one of King's best short stories. There's a great line where a character says "I would do anything, risk anything, just to see the sun again", and *that's* the film's eerie allure in a nutshell. The 50's monster movie stuff is fine and scary (I hope to hell they don't fuck up the Norm the Bag Boy scene...that scared the SHIT out of me at age 15, and that *will* rely on good F/X to work), but it's the terror of being trapped beween the rock of the mist and the monsters within and the hard place of a group of emotionally-shattered people so desperate to believe in anything that could return them to a sense of normalcy that they'll push themselves even to the phychotic extremes suggested by Miss Carmody (yeah, Marcia Gay Hardin is too young for the role, but she's a great actress, so I can overlook that). It's the same message as George Romero's Dead movies...that the "monsters" are simply animals driven by mindless instinct, and the human beings end up destroying themselves by not banding together and keeping their heads on straight. I can't wait to see The Mist, and if Darabont is doing The Long Walk, I'll be thrilled.
ButtfuckZydeco
by The Dum Guy
Sep 18th, 2007
11:22:49 PM
You are slightly off on King's sense of cinema regarding his works. He believes Stand By Me superior to his version, and thinks highly of Darabont's work as well, as well as he reconsidered his outlook on Kubrick's Shining. Although, I must admit that he seems to like Garris a bit too much.
Lovecraftfan: "Literary Prowess" re: Bag of Bones?
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
11:28:25 PM
There was no prowess there. That's the hype. King deliberately shoved lumps of "literateness" in there, like all the references to Melvill and Bradbury, but it was dissociated stuff, designed to point at the story and say "See, Literary! Give me good reviews!" Critics may see this stuff, feel their educational backgrounds have been flattered, because the "get" the references, and laud it for that. Real readers notice, however, that it was a crappy story this was all hung on. It's significant that the book was about a writer, tired of writing, and he ends the story by having this guy talk about how much like a bad novel the whole thing has been. King's guilty conscience made part of the fiction so people can't accuse him of failing. "Oh, I failed on purpose to make a point about bad novels. I'll take my place in literary history now!"
HULK SMASH STEPHEN KING!
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 18th, 2007
11:29:10 PM
Bag of Bones
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 18th, 2007
11:30:06 PM
I'm sorry, NoDiggity, but the writing in that novel was superb--easily his best writing in more than a decade.
Bag of Bones Pt. II
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 18th, 2007
11:31:18 PM
But I do agree the story itself sucked, lol.
Dear Anchorite
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 18th, 2007
11:35:22 PM
Christianity plays a strong (and positive) role in the novels Desperation and The Green Mile, so I would have to disagree with you that King is anti-Christian or anti-Christianity.
Cruel_Kingdom, by "best writing in more than a decade".
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
11:41:47 PM
Do you mean the many times he repeated the phrase "Does her cunt suck" and "shit in the same pit" OVER, and OVER and OVER ? Or that fantastic ADD sidebar about washing your hands after shitting in a bus station ?
NoDiggity
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 18th, 2007
11:46:59 PM
I'm sure we could pluck an asinine line or two that sound bizarre when made to stand alone from any King novel, but there are many, many extremely well-written passages in that book that read like prose. Most afficionados agree, whether you do or not.
Cruel_Kingdom, there's always moments of beaty in King.
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
11:50:44 PM
That's why it's so frustrating when he'll suddenly take a dump in the middle of it, and go all sloppy and stupid. I just don't know why this novel is the one everyone decided to suddenly notice was "well written". Nice turns of phrase don't matter much if they don't support the story, as you pointed out.
Dum Guy
by ButtfuckZydeco
Sep 18th, 2007
11:56:36 PM
I guess what really throws me is his involvement and enthusiasm for shitty TV versions of his stronger work. Non-horror things like The Body or Shawshank seem well suited for mainstream film translation. I could definitely see some potential for The Walk. But the stuff I've seen on TV is just dreadful. But since I really haven't loved anything he's written in 20 years, I am an asshole for grousing about it. Why should I expect good TV or movies from a guy whose books I've given up on.

It's just he really is an icon. He was the first author I really loved. When I was in Jr High and High School I read those short story collections and some of the novels over and over.

I never would have guessed the day would come when I wouldn't know or care when a new book came out. Ah, well. Even the worst haters have to admit he had an amazing run.

Cruel_Kingdom "turns of phrase that read like prose"?
by NoDiggity
Sep 18th, 2007
11:56:39 PM
You meant "like poetry, right? But there are so many that don't read like poetry.
Buttfuck, I know how you feel.
by NoDiggity
Sep 19th, 2007
12:09:32 AM
I read a lot of those short stories and novels (pre-Tommyknockers) over and over. Then he started to publish "broken novels" as he himself called them, and I got tired of feeling burned. Tommyknockers destroyed my faith in him, even when he came back in spots. (as he did with Misery).
King's Writing, NoDiggity
by ye olde shiza
Sep 19th, 2007
12:09:35 AM
If you have an issue with the cursing in King's work, say so up front. King's characters curse, like folks in real life curse. They often have statements that they will repeat, or inside jokes (some foul), but they say them out loud and with no shame. If you, the reader, are ashamed for them, stop moralizing.

There are a thousand great works of art out there that don't pull any punches when it comes to the vulgarity. Most recent things I watched - GlenGary GlenRoss and The Big Lebowski. Lebowski had "fuck" in it 267 times, according to the Lebowski Fest organizers. Yet, the movie has moments of transcendant awesomeness (much like King or any other writer for that matter).
NoDiggity "always moments of beaty"
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
12:10:39 AM
You meant "of beauty," right?
NoDiggity "there's always moments"
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
12:14:59 AM
You meant "there ARE always moments," right? See, it's not so easy to write elegantly, is it?
Not trying to start a war.
by ye olde shiza
Sep 19th, 2007
12:16:33 AM
But your idea that King threw references to classic books in "Bag of Bones" really got my goat. As a writer, and a fiction writer, I know that readers will take what they want from a book. But King's not a calculating sort of writer. Read "On Writing," and you'll understand what his mindset is. You can't get the impression that he plotted to become "literary" by throwing in homages and references to classic novels. It doesn't fit. He might have done because, I dunno, he liked the idea, or felt inspired too. The man writes 10,000 words a day for 3 months straight on each book. There's no time for sifting through novels, thinking, "Yeah - I will hijack that Easter Egg and put it in mine so critics will like me!"

Also, if you read his later-life responses to the fact that critics have largely ignored him, he finds it amusing. A person who laughs at critical response isn't exactly a person who will bend over backwards to placate them.
Ye Old Shiza, BAG OF BONES was when he changed pubs.
by NoDiggity
Sep 19th, 2007
12:29:28 AM
Publishers, that is. He'd asked for more money with his old publisher, Viking, and they had refused. So he took the book to this new publisher. You don't think their massive marketing campaign touting King as "literary" had no input from King? I read a Wall Street Journal article about King's break with Viking, and apparently Viking made it's decision due to falling sales of King's books. Women readers in particular were falling away because "King was just about horror now", in their perception. And you can see Bag of Bones was, at least resentfully, written to please women, with that horridly fake parody of a child, and the "love story", a "Love story" the King viciously blew up, and peppered with pornographic dream sequences (can you look at the rape of Sara Laughs as anything but a resentful "fuck you" to the female writers he was trying to woo back?). Also, you can see that Bag of Bones was apathetically imitative of an older novel, to please the "readers who had fallen away", that novel being Salem's Lot. The structure is almost exactly the same (Widowed writer returns to small town in Maine where he gets hot new love interest, meets a kid he's connected to magically/psychically, love interest bites it, guy and kid end up together, evil in town is destroyed by finding it's resting body, and it's bones movie and click as they are destroyed). The novel was DEFINITELY made with consciousness of what would be thought of it, and in a conscious attempt to influence what was thought of it in a positive direction. And King was definitely involved in that, while writing, and probably in designing the marketing campaign.
Christianity has done SO much more evil and Osama
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Sep 19th, 2007
01:19:53 AM
and besides, even discounting the obvious absurdity of the bible (and yes, I've read it) the mocking of religion and the reference of Christianity as evil in entertainment isn't against actually religion. It's synechode for disappointment with society. After all, what is more representative of "the man" than G-d?
classyfredblassy Also...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Sep 19th, 2007
01:39:14 AM
Christianity is responsible or complacent in: the holocaust, the Native American holocaust, the pogroms, slavery, the crusades, the children's crusades, societal homophobia that is responsible for LGBTQI youths being the highest suicide rate in the nation, the subjugation of women, most forms of racism, and I could go on for another hour or two.----------------It's also okay to treat the mass religion with distain but not minority religion for the same reason a black comic can mock white society while a white comic cannot do the same with minority groups. White privilege. Discrimination is defined as "the unfair or uneven distribution of good or services based upon one's race, gender, sexual preference, culture, ect." If you are not in a position of power, it is impossible for you to discriminate because you don't have the ability to disperse things unevenly. Now, I'm guessing you're a middle class, white, male Christian. You have lived in a position of privilege for your entire life. You haven't had to worry about, "will I be in danger for wearing my religious symbols out in public." you haven't had to worry about getting fair treatment in a restaurant, much less the court of law. You are part of the mainstream, and thus treated with a certain level of what you consider "basic kindness" that other groups never get to taste. I've had several hate crimes committed against me. So, until you've had someone call you a "Kike" and throw a glass bottle at your head from a moving car, or had a gun shoved in your mouth and been beaten with brass knuckles, kindly shut up about feeling persecuted for believing in your stupid fucking imaginary friend.
What you forgot to mention, classyfredblassy...
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
01:40:04 AM
...is that the death threat the Swedish cartoonist received was from a representative of Al Qaeda in Iraq, and that Muslim organisations in Sweden jointly, publically and very strongly condemned the death threat.
s0nicdeathmonkey
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
01:42:21 AM
Absolute horseshit.

By your reasoning, it's either impossible for, say, a black man in America to be a racist or perfectly ok for him to be a racist.

It's time for a Lost syle IT series
by Harold The Great
Sep 19th, 2007
02:44:14 AM
With the grown up Loser's Club flashbacking to thier childhoods while trying to figure out what's happening in Derry again. They can expand on some elements of the story and trim down others (like leaving out Mike remembering everything, so they have to peace together the story from their loose memories), maybe let some of the Dark Tower lore bleed into it and you have great two or three seasons.
Bag of Bones was just fine.
by Daddylonghead
Sep 19th, 2007
03:14:44 AM
quit hatin'.
Sonic
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
03:53:07 AM
bullshit, man, utter bullshit- discrimination can take place when both classes (the discriminator and the discriminee- heh) have no power at all.
I thought the cartoonist was danish
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
03:56:12 AM
fucking scandanavians- all the same. (This is a joke- albeit a pretty unsubtle one, for all you pedants that pick up on it to flame me)

And on King- whoever above said that King lost him with The Tommyknockers is kind of right. He certainly was in decline, but the absolute unforgivable sins are the Last 2 books of The Dark Tower.

He really lost me with the patronisng "constant reader" shite that polluted the end of that deeply anticlimatic bunch of shite. It made Bag of Bones look masterful.

Only on AICN...
by Bobo_Vision
Sep 19th, 2007
03:58:33 AM
...will you read the words, "Buttfuck, I know you feel" in a talkback conversation...without blinking an eye.
Lost Jarv
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
04:04:46 AM
Actually, it was Danish cartoons last year. This year a Swedish artist drew one. So you weren't exactly wrong.
Ye Old Shiza, WHAT moments of "Transcendence"?
by NoDiggity
Sep 19th, 2007
04:05:29 AM
In BAG OF BONES ? I mean, give me a fucking break. Was it Sara getting fucked in all orifices at once? Or the sarcastic poetic description of a sunset that looked like a nosebleed? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME as to where these transcendent moments were.
Cheers Doc
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
04:23:54 AM
I didn't know it had happened again.

Did Bassy get banned?

anchorite
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
04:28:23 AM
I really have no problem with extremists being portrayed as villainous. And there are plenty of films with non-christian cultists that are the villains- Now I think about it for every christian extremist villain you give I bet I can give a non-christian one,
In fact- just to be fair
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
04:35:40 AM
I'll start you off- The Wicker Man (Original and Remake)
This movie won't just scare you .......
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Sep 19th, 2007
04:56:43 AM
It will Fuck you up for LIFE. Man I love this story.pleasepleasepleaseplease please be good.
Eh. It's just a good apocalypse story.
by Ye Olde Gravy Leg
Sep 19th, 2007
05:08:17 AM
I've read the mist. Don't get me wrong. This is my favorite sub-genre of horror. Hell, it's basically two of my favorite sub-genres sinve it fuses Cthulhu style horror with the good old end of the world/people turning against people yarn. But it's nothing terribly brutal, or something that will "fuck you up for life". The ending, where they escapse the supermarket and discover that the mist seems to have spread over the rest of the country and they we're left to wonder if they ever get to safety, if cool but it's nothing groundbreaking or astounding. I feel that Mori's review and some of the comments here are really laying on the hyperbole too thick. That said, I'm really looking forward to the movie. Including 1408, it looks like we might have two decent Stephen King movies this year.
More Matinee Articles, Mori!
by theBigE
Sep 19th, 2007
05:29:52 AM
I really enjoyed your previous one. Do some more, please! Oh, and 1408 was a decent scare at the movies - nothing great, but an entertaining 100 minutes.
I always liked to associate the mist creatures...
by JackPumpkinhead
Sep 19th, 2007
05:36:27 AM
...with the world of Buick 8, so don't talk to me about some towers! By the way, this film sounds like a typical King adaptation - average. I wish Cronenberg took it - he made the best King adaptation in movie history. And 40 million is a small budget? Well, then, look what Tommy Lee Wallace could do with an actual tiny budget, about 1000 times less than Darabont's. Not much, only the best TV adaptation of King, and the best TV horror ever produced.
TheBigE And GravyLeg
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 19th, 2007
05:37:45 AM
I will. I just snuck out to see 3:10 TO YUMA yesterday, and I'll be reviewing that and JESSE JAMES later today.

GravyLeg... don't assume that just because Darabont is very true to the structure of King's work that he's decided to end his film the same way. Darabont's got his own signature to put on the material, and I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that he's playing dirty pool here. He's going to fucking upset people. And it's a big part of what I think is going to make the film stick.

Jack...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 19th, 2007
05:39:50 AM
... this film didn't cost anywhere near $40 million. It didn't cost even half of that. Maybe it's not "microbudget" as someone up above complained, but considering what kind of film this is, it was made for basically nothing.
Well, cool.
by Ye Olde Gravy Leg
Sep 19th, 2007
05:51:49 AM
Sounds good. I love a brutal ending.
As long as the kid dies, I'll be happy...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Sep 19th, 2007
06:44:38 AM
I already know he's gonna annoy me.
Sorry...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Sep 19th, 2007
06:46:04 AM
Still smarting from "Superman Returns."
DocPazuzu, great, glad there were some condemned
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
06:57:16 AM
By trying to say all types of threats made against people who make cartoons our comments they can't understand or take to the time to read (like the pope's quote from the 14th century) is confined to small terrorist group in Iraq. The were world wide burings and some shootings. For example, when Cameron came out and said he found the grave of Christ, and it proved he was just human and was married, just about every Christian laughed it off. Now put on your thinking cap and image if he say the same about the prophet Mohammed. If your honest, I think you know what the result will be. s0nicdeathmonkey, i find it very interesting you blame the Christians for the holocaust. While the pope at the time may have been silent on the subject (not good), he wasn't getting tours of the concentration camps from Adolph. That would be higher ranking Muslims from the middle east, thank you very much. By the way, since you bring up the holocaust, how come you are silent about government officials from islamic countries (Iran) having conferences to prove the holocaust didn't happen? Didn't see Pope John Paul doing that now, did you?
DocPazuzu, great, glad there were some condemned
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
06:57:19 AM
By trying to say all types of threats made against people who make cartoons our comments they can't understand or take to the time to read (like the pope's quote from the 14th century) is confined to small terrorist group in Iraq. The were world wide burings and some shootings. For example, when Cameron came out and said he found the grave of Christ, and it proved he was just human and was married, just about every Christian laughed it off. Now put on your thinking cap and image if he say the same about the prophet Mohammed. If your honest, I think you know what the result will be. s0nicdeathmonkey, i find it very interesting you blame the Christians for the holocaust. While the pope at the time may have been silent on the subject (not good), he wasn't getting tours of the concentration camps from Adolph. That would be higher ranking Muslims from the middle east, thank you very much. By the way, since you bring up the holocaust, how come you are silent about government officials from islamic countries (Iran) having conferences to prove the holocaust didn't happen? Didn't see Pope John Paul doing that now, did you?
classyfredblassy
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
07:26:13 AM
I think you need a few points of clarification. Firstly, I think you are (as I did) confusing the two cartoon jihad incidents. The danish one was the one that provoked the widespread outcry- the more recent (swedish) one has prompted a threat from, as Doc Pazuzu said The head of Al Qaeda. http://tinyurl.com/2bvy89.

It also seems you are confusing extremism and the mainstream. The death threats were issued by a small and vocal minority. A christian point of comparison would be the abortion extremists that threaten clinical staff and are routinely condemned by most church figures. You would not, surely, try to state that the pro-life christian lunatics represent every christian out there, would you?

The Cameron christ discovery is an asinine comparison- there has been plenty of speculation on Jesus the man before. Furthermore, Cameron is white and, presumably, christian. I will bet my bottom dollar though that there are some fundamentalists out there that have condemned him in the strongest possible language.

Sonic, said Complacent- but he meant complicit, and all the examples he listed are historical fact. In his post he said they were either complicit or responsible, and although not responsible for the Holocaust- were complicit. Most religions do not come out well from this period of history.

Picking this example does not actually help your argument as it deflects from you conveniently ignoring the other atrocities (and he didn't even list all of them) that can be directly attributed to christianity.

It is naive to say that the current Holocaust denial conferences are wholly islamic affairs- there are plenty of western holocaust deny-ers. And are you seriously suggesting that there is no political motive for the conference?

All I'm really trying to say is that both islam and christianity have periods of history that they can be ashamed of, and extremists line up on both sides of the aisle.

Believe in god- allah or Mr. Fucking Peanut for all I care, but I wish that people would use reason when sounding, rather than prejudice.

I would've loved to see you fuckers in the "Dogma" TB
by Rickey Henderson
Sep 19th, 2007
08:15:08 AM
Enough already. I, for one, am still very excited for this flick. Did you know that the guys from Valve said that "The Mist" was their primary inspiration while making Half-Life?
Is that true Rickey?
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
08:18:09 AM
cos that's a fuck sight more interesting than arguing over and over again with no hope of resolution
But arguing is a way of life for talkbackers
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
08:20:30 AM
Without arguing, we would have to actually take the time to write original and articulate observations rather than spending 200 posts arguing about whether or not Paul Haggis does or does not suck.
Krazy Khristians...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
08:20:36 AM
Uh...Yeah, don't get so sensitive non-practicing types...However, if you're gonna start speaking on 'extremism' and 'Christianity' and make it seem 'out there' as a concept:

David Khoresh...There you go. One lone 'Christian' nut. He wasn't reading the Koran, but the Bible in his tarpaper and flammable oily rag-based compound in the desert.

Have you listened to Pat Robertson...like EVER? Probably not, because his brain and mouth is like a softly chuckling insanity factory, and most people switch off after his 'faith' causes him to say things like : 'Katrina was God's Wrath against the Homosexuals'.

I can buy a Christian going a little psycho, many of the fundamentalists out there are already waiting with baited breath for the destruction of the planet so they can point to their book filled with millenia old gibberish written by nomads who didn't understand most types of basic science and screech 'TOLD YA SO!!'

Krazy Khristians! LOL! *sigh*

re: Krazy Kristians
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
08:22:18 AM
Best part about that whacko Pat Robertson was last year when he claimed to have broken the all-time leg weightlifting record and then used that to promote his new energy drink. It's true, look it up, lol. That fucker is a loon.
Lost Jarv, let me get this straight,
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
08:25:40 AM
Cameron is "white", White = Christinan....therefore Cameron must be Christian.....yeah ok. All the fancy hollywood types are know for their strong religious convictions....(laughs loudly). If we are going to start listing atrocities, can we keep them in the past 100 years? Its not like there Nasa techs today that believe the earth is flat. Can I list on the atrocities committed in the name of Islam? How about atrocities in the name of Islam vs fellow muslims? In say, the past 25 years? What is the character limit on these posts by the way?
Apart from Divisive Rhetoric...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
08:27:39 AM
King short stories have KICKED ASS as movies..and not just 'Stand By Me' and 'Shawshank'...I mean come ON..Who can forget...RUNNING MAN?! Yes, I know there's almost NOTHING of the real Bachman short story there, but it still kicks ass...Big ol' fatass Neon Opera Man...SUB-ZERO..."I'll Be Back.." "Only in a rerun."

One word as to why NO ONE trusts Stephen King's flicks: Sleepwalkers. That movie smelled like a mustardy mephitic fart of a dying hobo. (Props to the bindle carrying hobos, because y'all STANK.)

Khoresh example
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
08:29:57 AM
since you bring up the David Khoresh example...all things being equal, Khoresh would have to become the most popular name among christians, like Jolly old Osma did with the Muslims after 9/11, if your comparison was true. I don't recall seeing Khoresh's image on cell phones and on posters at rallies, or his followers celebrated as the "Magnificent 19"
It's OSAMA, not Osma, goddammit
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
08:35:26 AM
I can only take so many of these posts before I snap. And it's Koresh, not Khoresh. Instead of Christianity vs the Muslim faith and their depiction in film maybe we should have a discussion on spelling and grammar. Also, for the record, I am tired of seeing "Scorcese" and "Tarrantino" on this site. Can't motherfuckers learn how to spell a name before typing? Fuck.
classy-
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
08:35:32 AM
I was trying to be reasonable and point out that to make the cameron comparison ignores the inherent difference between a white christian (strong convictions or otherwise) person finding the rotting corpse of his supposed lord, and finding the rotting corpse of another religions prophet- and therefore is a false comparison. However, if you are determined to be a cunt then so be it. The point I was making- was not about the automatic leap from white to christian, it was that it is dramatically less offensive for a member of one faith (again, as you seem to be slow, regardless of current convictions) to find evidence pertaining to his own religion than another. I couldn't give a fuck whether the finder of Christ's (supposed) body was white, black, yellow, tangerine, or fucking electric blue with bright green spots. Nice way to ignore- once again everything in the post that you feel you can't argue against.

Secondly, shut up about listing atrocities- is there a time limit on when something ceases to be an atrocity? so after 25 years "atrocity" is downgraded to "tragedy", after 50 becomes "disgrace" and after 150 becomes "irrelevant". THe fact they happened at al makes them as valid for the argument as those in the last 25 years.

Christ, I was asking for a bit of tolerance and clarity of thought, but that was clearly too much for you.

bollocks to this stupid argument anyway
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
08:37:52 AM
can misanthropy become a religion?

I loooove the running man. Fat opera dude is hysterical.

Cruel_Kingdom thanks!
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
08:38:13 AM
Next time "Koresh" shows up in national spelling, I can thank you for your help! Every 10 year should know that fucker's name.
Damn you are illiterate
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
08:38:56 AM
"Every 10 year should know..." WTF?
Even your name is misspelled, lol
by Cruel_Kingdom
Sep 19th, 2007
08:41:14 AM
It's Blassie, not Blassy. Ugh.
Freddy Blassy...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
08:41:49 AM
Yo man, I get you, I understand that you don't want people messin' with the Jeebus, and maligning the name of those who worship him without lighting themselves or other people on fire, but the facts ain't with you partner.

Christians invented the Auto da Fe...Um, the Spanish Inquisition, the Church's Blind Eye to the Holocaust, Burning free thinking women for having 'moles', 'consorting with old splitfoot', or 'knowing math' during the Salem Witch Trials (Again, those were extremist Christians behaving like morons.) In fact, based on THAT alone, you could say the most special kind of scapegoating Christian nonsense is WHOLLY American in nature.

Extremists in the Muslim culture are just as whacky, in fact they'll go hog-wild about something as idiotic as a woman being able to drive.

But the argument I thought was: It's 'ridiculous' or 'nonsense' to think Christians could behave this way. Hey, Judas was a Christian, right?

James Cameron's faith escapes me, but, as far as I know big Hollywood Mel Gibson is a 'Christian' who got hammered and sprayed invective about the world-running Jews, yeah? He also kind of painted them as the classic seething hissing bastards of those old timey Passion Plays.

Spelling Errors...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
08:47:28 AM
Sorry, all y'all Branch Davidians out there...I thought it was 'Khoresh' not 'Koresh' both seem pretty whacky and made up...Maybe I was thinking of 'khopesh'...you know, the sword? I don't know...But please, don't let my spelling mistake equate a flaw in my logic. And it's spelled Scorceesanesntino...Right?
Lost Jarv, let me get this straight,
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
08:50:05 AM
you self-righteous twit. The point of limiting atrocities to more recent times should be obvious to a swamp donkey like you. What the fuck is the point in rehashing shit that happened 500 years ago? Does this really effect you in anyway today? Your thread about Cameron has to been one the most moronic leaps of logic posted on here. It is dramatically less offensive for a member of one faith to find evidence pertaining to his own religion than another? Please, tell me where did Cameron say he was Christian? Again, you are just putting in out here there with no proof, so you can avoid the conclusion. So if a guy claiming to be a Muslim said he found proof Mohammed didn't ascent to heaven, they would be ok with that? No riots or bounties or call for beheadings, right?.......Liberals bend over fucking backwards to protect and make excuses for Islam, while they can't wait to throw rocks at any thing Judea-christian. That puzzling, since in a country ruled by sharia law, you guys would be the first to be killed.
morons :)
by Harold The Great
Sep 19th, 2007
08:55:35 AM
:)
Whoa...Freddy...Uh...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
08:57:14 AM
Damn, dude. First, the type of rhetoric you're using is called 'ad hominem attack'. Quite the favorite these days among the authoritarians and the ones who don't mind authoritarians. It's where someone with an argument attacks the person refuting the argument (their intelligence, etc.), rather than debate the argument itself.

Most Islamic folks I know (I can count them on one hand) don't throw rocks at anyone, and roll their eyes and shake their heads at the weirdos who do that crap. Most Christians I know, my family included, shake their heads in sadness at the weirdos like that dude who pickets gays' funerals and the like.

You know, I challenge you to make your point without calling the person arguing with you names. Try it, you'd garner a LOT more respect from folks who consider themselves 'reasoned' folks.

Yeah Lost Jarv, it's true
by Rickey Henderson
Sep 19th, 2007
08:59:20 AM
Valve admitted to drawing heavily from "The Mist" when they were making Half-Life.
You are such an utter shitbag
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
08:59:32 AM
How does it make it less relevant? Death threats to swedish cartoonists are utterly irrelvant to me, fucking conferences held thousands of fucking miles away arguing about an event that took place 60 YEARS AGO have no relevance for me. None of the shit that happened 20 years ago committed be a muslim, christian, jew, or fucking scientologist has any relevance for me. You are clearly a cretin of the highest order as you seem to believe that the passage of time makes an atrocity "irrelevant". Which is utterly, utterly wrong.

BTW, simpleton, Swamp Donkey= ugly, whereas from the context you clearly meant stupid. So, plankton, got any more pearls of wisdom for me?

The reason you are struggling with the cameron example is that you, personally, find it offensive. Let me ask you this, can you honestly not see why it is more likely to cause offense for someone outside of your faith to find "evidence" (Geniune or otherwise) that questions one of the founding tenets of your beliefs, than a member of your faith (in name only or whatever) finding the same thing. It looks (even if it isn't) like an assault on your religion by others, and that is why it is more offensive.

micturatingbenjamin you're wrong
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
09:00:17 AM
It isn't about "people messin' with the Jeebus". Think what you want. I don't give a fuck. It is about what's worse. Pat on the 700 club saying he hurt his leg squatting 1200 pounds? Strange and loony, yes. Three people getting their throats cut for printing bibles in Islamic country( happened 2 months ago)? Way worse. Jesus shows up a South Park with a chain saw. Some people don't like it. But Comedy Central wasn't burned to the ground, and Trey and Matt didn't have to go into hiding. So go ahead and put loony christians in films, and you don't even need a disclaimer like 24 did, and you don't need CIAR sitting next to you in the editing booth like they did with Ridley Scott. It is easy, low hang fruit you can pick that won't bite you back, so it will make you feel intellectual and enlightened in doing so.
Swamp Donkey= Character in Shrek
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
09:02:32 AM
For somebody on a movie/tv/comic talkback you sure don't know your pop culture references.
and furthermore,
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:04:55 AM
I'm not saying that Islam is peachy, I'm not saying that Christianity is peachy, and I am certain that if a muslim claimed to have found mohammed's corpse then he would be in a world of hurt.

I was attempting to clarify things you missed the point on, not start a flame war. Interesting that you have ignored all the clarifications and focused on one aspect that is an irrelevance to the argument.

More to the point, shitbag, you bought up the Cameron "discovery".

As I said before, believe in God, Allah, Budda, or Mr. Fucking Peanut- I couldn't give less of a toss, but come over self righteous. Most, if not all, (I'm not too clued up on shit like Hinduism, so I don't know) religions have aspects that can be considered shameful, so try removing the blinkers.

Rickey, that has to be the coolest thing I've heard in days

I've never done this before, but...
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:08:18 AM
PWND- The character in Shrek was just "Donkey"- not swamp donkey.

http://tinyurl.com/2hrheh- definition of Swamp Donkey.

For an obnoxious, self-righteous twat you sure don't know you're pop- culture references/ slang.

I brought up the Cameron "discovery"
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
09:14:52 AM
To make about how the two religions currently differ when presented with things that are an assault on their validity. The point you tried to make about who was make the case (white, christian, or what ever) makes has no relevance what so ever. As a matter of fact, people that claim to muslim and go against the strictest interpretation of Islam are considered the lowest of the low, apostates, in places were folks like jolly Talibian rule, and sentences to death immediately. So no I don't think it would matter who made the case. Hell, a friggin' GOVERNMENT official from Indonesia said he would understand if their were suicide bombings because....England knighted someone who wrote a book they don't like. That right folks, literary honor=death
fucken typos
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:15:55 AM
I also forgot to say- how does comparing me to a character in shrek help your argument? just admit you misused the slang- It's a much smaller climb down.
Uh...Okay...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
09:17:12 AM
Man, you take all this really personally, you are probably either a devout believer, or someone who sees the pummeling of (in my opinion) centuries old dirt worship as hurtful to the fabric of society. I'm not saying your belief system is in question, or in fact placing a value, good or bad on the way you feel you need to spend your non-working hours.

But, I'll say that because I don't believe in that stuff, I can objectively say that believers are a little kooky at times, and behave badly at others, and such behavior is PERFECTLY acceptable as a target for satire, commentary, etc.

I don't feel bad for Christians who get their throats cut in a Muslim country who've basically got a monopoly on who does what where...and they TELL you they'll cut your head off if you do that there, and you do it anyway...very brave, and hopefully worth it to you. I don't feel one way or another for people taking the completely calculated risk of worshipping in nations where said worship could result in your own death.

Do you feel bad for David Padillo? The so-called 'dirty bomber'? He was speaking to Muslims about terrorism, hell, maybe even plotting extremist acts that would have been perfectly acceptable in the nation that slits the throats of Christians, but here, we've pretty much said we will ship your ass out and torture you if you deal in such extremist behavior. Fact is, the guy wasn't charged with anything for a LONG time, and was found innocent of what they did arrest him for. If I'm to be asked to be outraged by Muslims behaving like morons against innocent Christians, I implore YOU to be outraged when our own country behaves that way.

Making this again about me calling you foolish for your beliefs is really not what I wanted to discuss, or even argue about, because nobody wins when you just say that the person's an idiot. I may come off as pompous or snobbish or whatever, but you know what? I'm going to use my vocab words, I'm going to even use critical thinking and reason to determine what's real and what's phony. Jesus, and most of the tall tales in the Holly Bibble are um, outlandish and difficult to believe for me.

You do have a valid point about Muslims as villains recently...However, you may not have seen the second season of 24, I guess. Uh, South Park also made it look like Osama had a one inch dick. (Hilarious, by the way.) Yeah, nobody went and burned down Comedy Central then, either.

Personally, I think the Satanic Verses deserves a fatwa
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:18:26 AM
for being dull and turgid. A bloody awful book. It wasn't even offensive.
Lost Jarv, you are total tool
by TheBloop
Sep 19th, 2007
09:19:42 AM
Shrek lived in swamp. Donkey wanted to stay in the swamp when he was forced out of the forest.Hence "swamp donkey". The fact that you are dwelling on it is proof you are a tool. Plus, anyone that uses the term "PWND" is a total fag-hag.
Also...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
09:21:54 AM
The Mist was the reason I got into old-school horror table top gaming. It was the first Stephen King story that was 'realistic' to me, because similar types of weather phenomena happened in Newport News sometimes. Man, I can't wait for this flick.
Don't feel badChristians who get their throats cut?
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
09:24:56 AM
Those people were indigenous to Turkey, not missionaries They predate the muslims that live there. Much like the Coptic Christians that were blown up in Egypt celebrating easter. So you don't feel bad about native people being brutalized in a country were they are a minority? WOW! How liberal of you!
So they all die ?
by bluelou_boyle
Sep 19th, 2007
09:25:52 AM
I hate spoilers, but Moriarty, your comments leed me to believe they all die at the end, or maybe Billy dies at the end. I'm cool with a new ending - often what works in a book doesn't work in a movie. EG: The Shining. Imagine if the movie had ended with the hedge animals coming to life ?!! But, if remember correctly, the Mist ending was ambiguous, which mighty work in the movie. Whatever, I'm looking forward to this.
yeah Salman Rushdie's a real hack
by TheBloop
Sep 19th, 2007
09:26:37 AM
Midnight's Children, nobody liked that, right?
Wow, Bloop, You are stupid.
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:26:58 AM
The character was called Donkey. Not Swamp Donkey. He intended to insult me, fucked up and then attempted to dodge the fuck up. I'm not dwelling on it as proof.

I do regret the pwnd thing though (sorry Fred). That was childish, and I hang my head in shame.

Again, bloopy
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:28:15 AM
I never said he was a hack. It was a fecetious remark about the Satanic Verses specifically.

Not too bright are you?

or even "facetious"
by Lost Jarv
Sep 19th, 2007
09:28:53 AM
typo, typo, typo.
Classy..
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
09:31:13 AM
Yeah, man. I don't. So there. None of the facts you claim are important to your justification happened 'in the past' right? You yourself called the past irrelevant. Predating the Muslims there? Irrelevant. 'Now' is what matters, right?

Dude, liberal isn't an insult, and I stand on what I said. If the law says, 'We behead Christians' and a Christian waves his dick at them singing 'Jesus Loves Me' at the top of his lungs and gets beheaded, I feel about as bad as I do when I see a dad get whacked in the nuts on America's Funniest Home Videos by his nearsighted Nerf bat wielding son. Oof! Says, I, but hell, we ALL saw it coming.

Try saying a Hindu prayer in Congress, man, you'll get some whackadoo screaming for Jeebus at the top of his lungs, and while I can say 'Shame! Shame on you for your intolerance, Krazy Khristian!' deep down it would be disingenuous because I saw it coming.

Again, to you, calling me a liberal or maligning 'liberal values' or the stereotype is still namecalling. Bring the facts, bro, and stick to your guns...Is the past 'irrelevant'? or is it 'irrelevant when it doesn't fit into this myopic argument'?

How can you diss Sleepwalkers, micturatingbenjamin???
by Nice Marmot
Sep 19th, 2007
09:42:10 AM
Ron Perlman get's stabbed w/ an ear of corn in it. I mean, come on . . .
Hindu prayer in Congress
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
09:45:09 AM
Doesn't equal=cut throat. sorry it doesn't. Oh and South Park doing Osama equal what they do with Jesus? Just the fact you make the comparison shows you don't know shit. Even Trey and Matt said they wanted to do something about the Mohammed cartoons, and were told to back off by Comedy Central.
So If the law says, "no blacks"
by TheBloop
Sep 19th, 2007
09:49:28 AM
They should know better, right micturatingbenjamin? They got what they had coming to him, in your mind any way.
NoDiggity- You really dont like King do you.
by Lovecraftfan
Sep 19th, 2007
10:07:56 AM
Wow You cant stand his works can you.
Pretty Much, Bloop.
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
10:11:06 AM
Yes. If one could choose being black, and the sign said 'no blacks', yep. Pretty much, but for your sake, I'll type this slowly:

First, one doesn't choose to be black, yellow, white, red, or green. One DOES choose to worship the flying spaghetti monster, the multi-armed blue guy, or cows. So, your argument, while volitile and meant to equate religion with race, doesn't. So, BZZZT. Try again.

Second, Freddy, you don't need the word 'equal' if you're going to use the equal sign. Now, who doesn't 'know shit'? I know that. And I didn't intend to equate shouting down that poor Hindi to getting one's throat slit, I was equating doing things a person knows will cause outrage, and then playing pretend that someone rebuffing you is a shock. Both situations? The guy involved should have seen it coming. You didn't, I'll point out, mention the David Padillo case. Good for you, because that does HURT the equation doesn't it?

Is yelling at a guy the same as slitting his throat? Nah, but it is a tad hypocritical to say that we're a nation of 'Freedom of Religion' and we do that kind of thing to fellow whackadoos.

Trey and Matt, as you call them, would also be poking fun at a group that's notorious for setting shit ablaze with homemade bombs. Probably best not to go ahead and give them a reason to, eh? That's not 'cowing to terrorism' that's 'recognizing a crazy person with flammable chemicals as dangerous'. But now, Christians, their belief system is based on forgiveness, and trust that God's justice prevails over Man's. Or, isn't that enough? Practice, practice, practice what you preach, preach, preach. I couldn't and so therefore, left the religion foisted on me at a young age. Forgive, Freddy, no?

I've, as I stated above, read the Bible a few times. All the way through. Begat by begat, and found nothing touted as 'God's Will' that couldn't be disputed by simply investigating the context of the single-sentence moral equivalency most Christians endeavor in.

Yawn.

Anything else? My point is: Christians can be whackanuts, and it's okay to portray that in film. Muslim extremists are whackanuts, and it's perfectly fine to mock them, too. All religions are equally strange and arcane ways of controlling thought, no matter what the so-called benefits might be.

"Think for yourself and question authority." - Doctor Timothy Leary

Irony was intended, there.

"It’s fairly inside baseball."
by Seph_J
Sep 19th, 2007
10:13:25 AM
What does that mean?

Also, I have to say its good to see Darabont has done what I expected he would. I hope the guy performs miracles at the box office with this film.... and is given Jackson-esque control over a Dark Tower series of films... with or without Abrams.

One more thing. Anyone who doesn't like Stephen King, totally misses the point of it - and could probably do with reading more of his work.

CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR SEAN PENN INTERVIEW, MORI
by BringingSexyBack
Sep 19th, 2007
10:16:41 AM
Hurry up!
Actually, micturatingbenjamin...
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
10:25:31 AM
...one doesn't "choose" a belief. You either believe something or you don't. This is the problem religious nutjobs have with atheists; they think they've "chosen" not to believe in God (thereby believing in him in secret), which makes them evil.
..oh and micturatingbenjamin...
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
10:28:02 AM
...not feeling bad for perfectly innocent people gettting their heads cut off just because they have the guts to oppose oppressive laws in certain backwards societies is some cold, cold shit.
hypocritical to say hypocritical
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
10:31:30 AM
We are nation of 'Freedom of Religion'? Sorry man, but as whole the diversity of religions living side by side with each with little or no violence it pretty unequalled. If you aren't plotting to kill people, you are pretty much left alone. Check out this gem, hot off the newswire "An explosion struck a Christian neighborhood in east Beirut, Lebanon, on Wednesday, killing four people, according to Red Cross officials and Lebanese internal security forces. The blast happened near the Librairie Antoine, a bookstore". You don't see this shit happening in the US.
micturatingbenjamin, using your logic
by TheBloop
Sep 19th, 2007
10:33:43 AM
It is ok for gays in Islamic countries to be killed, because, after all, they choose to be gay. Swamp donkey, indeed.
classyfredblassy
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
10:36:18 AM
Not really a good comparison, bringing up Lebanon. The Christian falangists are just as nutty over there. Sabra and Shatila in 1982 are just one (well-known) example.

Better to use examples of Muslims blowing up bookstores in America.

Oh, wait...

DocPazuzum the comparison is of
by classyfredblassy
Sep 19th, 2007
10:41:00 AM
Freedom of religion, were it works, were it doesn't. assboningbenjim thinks we don't have in the US.
Latino Review still had the INDY 4 story up...
by Sequitur
Sep 19th, 2007
10:42:46 AM
AICN = pussies!
My point is...
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
11:01:54 AM
...pointing to nutbags in Muslim countries in this debate and holding them up as symptoms of a religion more twisted than any other doesn't really hold water, which is more or less proven by a lack of domestic U.S. sectarian violence on any scale worth mentioning.

The nutbag quotient in Muslim countries is so high because many of the countries themselves are so fucked up and corrupt, where social progress stopped somewhere around the 1600's and then regressed to the Middle Ages. Add to that the double whammy of colonialism followed by a victimization culture where EVERYTHING is blamed on colonialism, and you have a seething pot of ripe radicalization material.

There was actually an article in the New Republic a few years ago where they talked about radical Christian sects in Africa taking over the role Islamists have today over the next century -- and pretty much due to the same factors.

Lovecraftfan, Nah, I don't hate King's work.
by NoDiggity
Sep 19th, 2007
11:14:59 AM
I just reread "The Mist" and didn't like it (again). But then I reread "Mrs. Todd's shortcut" and loved it.
Cold, Cold, Shit
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
11:27:19 AM
(Hey Doc, love the tag...and your mother sews socks that smell, bro..or sis...Broads can be doctors too.)

Maybe. Yeah, probably, actually. I might have a slight disassociation streak. But if I'm a Christian in a fundamentalist lunatic Muslim country, I'm hardly 'innocent' at that point. My grandfather on my father's side, his extended family by marriage, fine upstanding German citizens, were found by their neighbors to be half-Jewish or nearly so. They had the good sense to get the fuck out of Germany, because they weren't soldiers, but innkeepers and bread-makers. If they stayed to 'make a point', or to 'make a stand' more power to them, but this would be a situation where they made a sacrifice with their eyes WIDE open, and a decision for themselves. They weren't 'innocent' of the knowledge of the consequences. They were, guilty of nothing, to be sure, but surely not unaware of the danger or the likely result of staying.

If this were like, the first time a religious crackpot attacked another religious person for their beliefs, it would be shocking and garner a response from me a little more than 'Damn, that's some fucked up shit.', and then I get on with my life. But Doc, would you REALLY have me pretend to give a shit about people that I really don't see myself feeling bad for? Talk about hypocrisy on my part. I won't go into the fact that Bloop said 'Gays Choose Gayness', because nothing I say to refute it will be heard, I'm sure. The conversation, if this quacking can even be called that, is about is it okay to portray extreme Christians as villains, or something.

Bloop, you're great, man. Just keep thinking that insults = equal (sic) winning an argument, pal. Your Retard of the Year trophy is...RIGHT BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT! (Nine bucks says the fucker fell off his chair whipping around to dodge the imaginary trophy.) Bloop, learn to spell, and perhaps learn too the difference between they're, there, and their while you're at it. Until then, adults are speaking, so you should pipe down, pipsqueak.

It's okay to make a Christian whackjob a villain, it's okay to make a Zen Buddhist a villain, it's just fine to make a Muslim cleric or Shintoist a villain, because it's fiction, and not reality, though it may paint an uncomfortable picture for those who watch it.

Reason wins: FATALITY.

micturatingbenjamin, the more you talk
by TheBloop
Sep 19th, 2007
11:35:16 AM
the deeper you find yourself in shit. My diagnosis, diarrhea of the mouth. A Christian in a fundamentalist lunatic Muslim country, I'm hardly 'innocent' at that point.? WTF. Newsflash, Christians lived in those areas about 1500 years before there were any Muslims. I guess the American Indians were at fault for not "getting the fuck out of the country".
Using my logic, Bloop...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
11:37:23 AM
Uh, I re-read what you posted, and after sifting through the crazy I've boiled your point down to this:

Because I said that Christians understand the dangers and die defending their right to worship, and I'm not surprised at that in the least, and neither should they or anyone else be surprised, you think that I think it's okay to kill a gay person in an Islamic country.

Okay, no. It's not okay to kill anyone, nor do I condone killing of gays, again, nice potboiler hot-button argument, but even if I did hate gays, would that change the logic of my argument? No.

If we both used ANY logic, much less my own logic, you'd equate the deaths of OPENLY gay people protesting outside of a Mosque in Iran with me not being wholly surprised, or feeling all that bad for people making a stand and sacrificing themselves because they know the risks.

*sigh* I hope that clarifies it, though I know how you guys love your broad strokes and primary colors. Life is nuanced, purchase a helmet.

Like I said, micturatingbenjamin...
by DocPazuzu
Sep 19th, 2007
11:37:26 AM
...that is some cold, cold shit. Keep hitting that bong.
Holy fucking shit: Tony Almeida Lives!
by Rickey Henderson
Sep 19th, 2007
11:38:50 AM
For you "24" fans out there, the producers just confirmed that Tony Almeida lives and is coming back in January!
"He's going to fucking upset people"
by Kurzinski Valentine
Sep 19th, 2007
11:42:51 AM
honestly. Are you hearing yourself talk? It's a huge buildup of dramatics and "omfg you will be SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!" and the only possible worst-case scenario would be if the kid died, or the dad died, or both. that's it. so just fucking say it and quit with the "OMG IT'S SO INSANE WHAT HE DOES!!! THERE'S NO HAPPY ENDING!!!". there's been a fucking million movies with a non-happy ending, douche.
I read that too Rickey...
by just pillow talk
Sep 19th, 2007
11:44:20 AM
If they bring back soul patch, I would give season seven a chance. No explanation is even needed for how he's still alive.
Pazuzu...
by micturatingbenjamin
Sep 19th, 2007
11:48:14 AM
I am a cold motherfucker, I suppose. I don't imbibe in the sticky-icky...I do tie one on on occasion.

For Bloop: Yeah. You're not 'innocent' in the sense that you're just minding your own business, silently worshiping under a bed or in your prayer closet (The way the Christ recommends), they MUST be readily aware that their actions have repercussions. They are innocent in that they have the right to live in whatever way they want, but once they do make that decision (a noble one, to be sure) they definitely understand the risks of living that way when all others intend on killing you. Our own country was founded on the fact that the men who rebelled KNEW that to fail meant death.

What are you trying to get me to say? The indians should have moved? That's for them to decide for themselves. (history says that after a lopsided protracted battle, they decided to move, by the way) Are YOU suggesting we give them the country back? That w