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What Happens When You Move Harlem To Toronto?? HULK Smash!!

First Smash? by Prague23	Sep 18th, 2007 09:09:42 AM
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Frist, fisrt?? Aww balls to it! by Big_Bubbaloola	Sep 18th, 2007 09:09:46 AM
Balls I say! BALLS!
Hulk Smash by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Sep 18th, 2007 09:09:51 AM
first posters
Ha! I was driving by the by SoulOnIce	Sep 18th, 2007 09:10:09 AM
Ha! I was driving by the street yesterday and was wondering why someone was opening an Apollo theater in Toronto.
Hulk Destroy by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Sep 18th, 2007 09:11:07 AM
Spoiler posters
HULK SINGS IN GOSPEL CHOIR by rhcp2sweet	Sep 18th, 2007 09:12:53 AM
PEOPLE BOO HULK
I cannot wait for this by Vamp-AICNchat	Sep 18th, 2007 09:13:22 AM
Roll on 2008 - potentially as great as '82 or '94 for movies.
Weird.. this popped up... by LargoJr	Sep 18th, 2007 09:15:27 AM
just as I was getting ready to look at another article, and when I clicked it, I was told I wasn't authorized to look at it. Refreshed, and it was off the main page. read another article and it popped up again. I liked Eric Bana... but I really hope this one doesn't suck as bad as the last one. Is that pathetic or what? Our expectations have gone from "It's going to be the greatest experience a human can survive", to "MAN I hope this doesn't make me slit my wrists"
Anybody who thinks the Lee/Bana Hulk by funwithwords	Sep 18th, 2007 09:28:31 AM
was bad doesn't know what they're talking about. That film's the best Marvel film adaptation to date. Anyone who is afraid this won't be as good as the first one, should rest assured that it most certainly won't be anywhere near as good as the first one.
Hulk Gag by Edmundo	Sep 18th, 2007 09:34:11 AM
http://tinyurl.com/37bk9c - you'll laugh, you'll cry, you may even learn a lil' something.
Ugh. Two articles of HULK and we've still seen nothing. by Darth Bauer	Sep 18th, 2007 09:36:49 AM
Post pics of something worth viewing please.
HULK VS. ABOMINATION! by Kid Z	Sep 18th, 2007 09:37:26 AM
Loser gets mercilessly booed and dragged offstage by Mr. Sandman as siren noises fill the theatre!!!
Are there black peoplez in Canada? by BringingSexyBack	Sep 18th, 2007 09:38:23 AM
How did they get up there?
TOO GREEN! by CuervoJones	Sep 18th, 2007 09:39:31 AM
again
Property values just dropped 50% in Toronto by BringingSexyBack	Sep 18th, 2007 09:40:25 AM
Because of Hulk's smashing, not because of black people you racists.
worst AICN contrib EVER by bootle2	Sep 18th, 2007 09:43:36 AM
I'd like to EMBIGGEN my foot up your goddamned ASS. Die merrick, die! YOU SUCK!
Hulk support... by Kid Z	Sep 18th, 2007 09:44:29 AM
... revitalization of historic old Harlem and Harlem unique African American culture. It great hertitage. Hulk sorry had to destroy Harlem and half New York when smash ugly fin-ears man. Hulk blame no one but ugly fin-ears man, though. But Hulk want to help relief effort. Hulk do telethon, save Harlem! But Kanye West dis Hulk! Say gamma irradiated people not care about black people. That not true! Hulk have black kid sidekick once before Peter David gave him AIDS. Stupid Peter David. Hulk hate more than Kanye West. Hulk Smash!!!
BSB:Racism in Canada by buffywrestling	Sep 18th, 2007 09:56:47 AM
We are a Multi-cultural nation. We are equal yet blended; like Neopolitian Ice Cream. We welcome eveyone and recieve them as our own. Execept Native Indians. Then it seems to get all Klan-y.
The New Hulk by Spartacus Hughs	Sep 18th, 2007 09:57:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =15YeV8QNPFM
Toronto shoot by Cory849	Sep 18th, 2007 10:19:05 AM
I was there yesterday in the day, before filming. The Jon Stewart sign isn't an in-joke. It's just one of the billboards that is really there. Notice it's for the Comedy Network (A Canadian specialty TV channel) rather than Comedy Central. Next to it is a billboard for CTV (a Canadian non-specialty TV channel). Besides the Apollo sign they also made a Harlem community centre. Other than that all the other businesses are just the regular yonge street businesses. I'll be curious to see what it looks like in the movie. As for black people in Canada: Look up the "Underground Railroad". Canada was where slaves ran to when they escaped from you people.
What does the Canadian KKK do? by Kid Z	Sep 18th, 2007 10:26:00 AM
... Politely lynch people?
Hey! Canada gave us Vanity of Vanity Six Fame by glodene	Sep 18th, 2007 10:28:59 AM
Damn! I wanted to fuck her in the worst way. Then she got all religious and became a bible-thumper. Just goes to show you - That the Lord is the ultimate Cockblocker.
I knew a black guy from Canada by Kid Z	Sep 18th, 2007 10:29:13 AM
He had that Canadian accent (about=aboot, out=oot, etc). Sounded kinda weird, but he was a nice guy. Used to tell us about (aboot) the whole Underground Railroad thing, too.
I Wouldn't Like It When It's Ang Lee by kevinwillis.net	Sep 18th, 2007 10:30:26 AM
And I haven't liked Ang Lee since Crouching Tiger. The Ice Storm was tedious and precious and predictable, the Hulk was "Meh." Brokeback Mountain was Brokeback Awful, especially Heath Ledger but also the fact that it was a movie where nothing goes on, really. It could have been 2 hours of Ang Lee facing the camera saying, "They're cowboys. But they're gay! Get it?" and it would have been more interesting. Or it could have been a loop of the scene where Anne Hathaway whips off her shirt, I perked up for that. Hulk was hardly the best Marvel adaption ever, and they were smart to go in another direction.
Banner gets booed offstage by Big Bad Clone	Sep 18th, 2007 10:32:49 AM
His "white people do this and green people do this" act didn't go ver too well. He Hulks out when he finds he doesn't have exact change for the bus.
Merrick, that sign is yellow. by Zarles	Sep 18th, 2007 10:48:13 AM
That said, HULK SMASH!
Enough with the street shots of cars and buildings! by future help	Sep 18th, 2007 10:49:58 AM
It's NOT COOL NEWS. you guys have done this with Spiderman and Dark Knight too. Fuck this shit. Unless the shot has CGI HULK in it, FORGET ABOUT POSTING! LAME!
Harlem Gospel Singers give mediocre performance! by rev_skarekroe	Sep 18th, 2007 10:52:36 AM
It lacking in soul and authenticity! Soloist sing off key! Hulk demand money back! Then Hulk smash puny box-office man!
I don't have anything important to say by D o o d	Sep 18th, 2007 10:55:38 AM
but I kinda liked Ang Lee's Hulk and kinda didn't. I wouldn't watch it again, so that says a lot. I hope this new one is going to be better.
HULK MISSES SANDMAN SIMMS. HULK WANT SINGER OFFSTAGE by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 11:04:44 AM
Hulk enjoy Showtime at the Apollo, even if in Canada.
ang lee's hulk was not good at all by Lost Jarv	Sep 18th, 2007 11:05:50 AM
From the stupid starfish DNA nonsense at the beginning to the confused Hulk vs Lake (or at least that's what it looked like) fight at the end, it was really not a good film. i'm always surprised tht people like it.
Jon/Hulk by kedohmen	Sep 18th, 2007 11:07:24 AM
Um, Im gonna go with no it's not joke. I'm no Canadian, but it looks like an ad for their Comedy network.....call me crazy
Harlem is already in Canada and it's called by Yeti	Sep 18th, 2007 11:07:31 AM
Scarlem.
Didn't Singer damage Superman enough? by Stalin vs Predator	Sep 18th, 2007 11:15:08 AM
And now they let him loose on Hulk? In more than one copy? And no, I don't care if he's shooting in Harlem.
HULK DO DOZENS. HULK MAMA IS SO GREEN SHE PLANT by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 11:20:27 AM

HELLZ YEAH!!!!! by comixfan2	Sep 18th, 2007 11:29:09 AM
finally a good HULK movie... this movie is gonna kickAss!
Clean streets by Avert Therapy	Sep 18th, 2007 11:35:42 AM
I wondered down here yesterday before filming started and all along the streets are trash cans and bags with "Hulk, set dressing, do not move" written on them. Either it's trash day when Hulk smashes up Harlem or the streets of Toronto are just too clean....
Scarlem!!! by degikrinbakedirfuvkeit	Sep 18th, 2007 11:38:10 AM
Haha, as in Scarborough, Ontario, where Mike Myers grew up! And speaking of Mike Myers, he's in town too shooting his new movie 'The Love Guru' with Jessica Alba. I wanna see pictures of that set!
Hey,funwithwords by Der-Rabe	Sep 18th, 2007 11:50:09 AM
I 110% agree with you. Bana as Hulk has been so underrated. The movie was far better then most of the comic shit thats been hitting theaters lately. Spiderman 3, Fantastic Four...few to mention.
Hulk want Rx filled by Big Bad Clone	Sep 18th, 2007 11:57:09 AM
Hulk still blown away by universal healthcare.
Hulk Smash, Eh? by Big Bad Clone	Sep 18th, 2007 11:58:24 AM
America Jr. is the best country on earth.
That sign is yellow, not green. by Kurzinski Valentine	Sep 18th, 2007 12:00:57 PM
What are you, blind? Comedy Network is in Canada, look it up.
Why People Like Ang Lee's Hulk by kevinwillis.net	Sep 18th, 2007 12:02:44 PM
Because there are always going to people who like stuff that is ambiguous, bloated, self-referential, precious, self-congratulatory, and complicated. And Ang Lee's hulk was not without it's neat stuff. There were scenes I really liked, it was just the movie as a whole never gelled (nor did Jennifer Connely, who is gorgeous, as the love interest). Bana was great but the worst part had to be at the end, where Banner was about to Hulk-out on some Central American thugs--finally, the good movie was about to start, and then the credits rolled. 2 hours waiting for a good movie to start, and I see five minutes of it at the end and then the credits! Fuck you, Ang Lee! You made me angry! I SMASH! SMASH! They also liked it because it wasn't parodic in the way the Fantastic Four films are, which I also understand. But then, Fantastic Four harkens back to the days of the original FF comic--light hearted, insubstantial, paper-thin plots, and lots of "look how far that guy can stretch! that guy is on fire!" type of gee-whiz "plotting". Ang Lee's Hulk was deeper and more complicated than that, but the deepness led nowhere and the complication had no payoff. Hey, if he had pulled it off, it could have been brilliant. But the only film in his oeuvre that suggests he could have pulled it off was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Perhaps if Chow Yun Fat had been Banner . . . hmmm. Ice Storm? Meh. Brokeback Mountain (admittedly, after Hulk). Double-meh with a terrible accent, and a terrible performance, by Heath Ledger on top.
I liked Ang Lee's Hulk by papabendi	Sep 18th, 2007 12:23:45 PM
I don't think the new superhero movie craze was in it's full swing when he decided to make the Hulk. Or anywhere near. I also think he saw it as something else, a tragic monster story like Frankenstein or The Wolfman. I think the failings happen when he tries to pull it back into comic book territory; The confusing transformation of his father into whatever the fuck he was supposed to be. It was like he was compelled to bring in a super foe after the hulk had dealt with the army. I still think it's an interesting attempt at taking a character out of that genre somehwere else that almost works.
Ang Lee's Hulk by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 18th, 2007 12:28:00 PM
was very interesting and was more like an arthouse project than a major summer blockbuster. Whether you liked it or not anybody thinking that a Hulk movie from Louis Letterier is going to be better than a Hulk movie from Ang Lee is clearly deranged.
Ledger Was Ace by Saluki	Sep 18th, 2007 12:35:59 PM
In the sum of all things, I also have to admit I'm not an Ang Lee 'fan' as it were. I enjoy seeing a director tackle so many different subjects, but they all don't hit the notes to become Great. That said, I was surprised to see Ledger singled out. His performance entirely changed my concept of him from being the guy in Knight's Tale/The Patriot to a true actor.
People didn't like Ang Lee's Hulk by funwithwords	Sep 18th, 2007 12:36:30 PM
because it didn't have enough Hulk. It didn't have enough destruction. People who didn't like the Ang Lee Hulk wanted it to be the Fantastic Four. They wanted it to be twenty minutes of set up followed by ninety minutes of Hulking out. Hulk was great because of it's ambitions. It wasn't perfect by any standard, but as a film, it was the most artful adaptation of and of the Marvel titles. It wasn't all that ambiguous or self-congratulatory. It may have been precious, and it may have been a bit bloated at times, but I think its strengths and ambitions place it on par with any origins picture since Superman (which everyone knows is far from a perfect film).
Hulk by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 18th, 2007 12:36:37 PM
is like Lawrence of Arabia compared to Superman Returns. At least the people playing the leads in Hulk could act.
No one asked for this movie. by El Scorcho	Sep 18th, 2007 12:37:54 PM
I could not be less excited for this if I tried.
No one asked for a Hulk movie? by Saluki	Sep 18th, 2007 12:40:36 PM
Granted, there was more demand pre-2003. Or do you mean this version of the Hulk... Or...?
I probably wouldn't go that far kwisatzhaderach.. by just pillow talk	Sep 18th, 2007 12:41:02 PM
however, I will watch some of Ang's Hulk when it's on TV, whereas with Superman Returns, I have no interest in viewing that again. That movie was a huge non-event as well. Plus Hulk has Jennifer Connelly, which is got go count for something. I really think his version of the Hulk was close to being good...
This movie will be Ed Norton's 9/11 by Stuntcock Mike	Sep 18th, 2007 12:45:09 PM
Nail. In. Coffin.
As long as there are not any Hulked out Dogs... by Engelhast	Sep 18th, 2007 12:47:46 PM
I really don't see how this movie could be worse than the Lee version. That movie had potential but it really petered out toward the end with the stupid lake stuff. A smaller ending could have suited the movie well. Also why is it they feel they have to give the Hulk something or someone to fight other than the good ol' US military? That is all that is needed for a good Hulk movie IMO.
just pillow talk by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 18th, 2007 12:48:42 PM
it was just an analogy to point out how bad Superman Returns was. Hulk has a lot of flaws (not least the ending confontation with Nick Nolte and the giant jello monster thing) but it was an interesting film, and an unusual approach for a comic book film. Whereas Superman Returns was badly written, badly cast, badly directed, badly staged and just generally a cinematic abomination. The actors playing Superman and Lois (I can't even remember their names) were just bland moppets, whereas Reeve and Kidder brought real likeability and spark to their portrayals. Ultimately Returns was a film made by a fanboy paying homage that could not hope to hold a candle to the original.
Engelhast by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 18th, 2007 12:49:54 PM
Granted, the Hulk dog sequence was a bad idea, terribly realised.
I certainly can't argue that.... by just pillow talk	Sep 18th, 2007 12:55:02 PM
Returns was definitely missing heart. Clearly the ending of Hulk and the Hulk canines did not work. I do think you have a valid point Engelhast, that a smaller ending would have worked well, especially with how the movie went up until the ending. Then Nolte became the absorbing man or something.
It Reminds Me Of That "Futurama" Episode... by buster00	Sep 18th, 2007 01:17:40 PM
in which a giant Zoidberg stomped the Apollo because he got booed at their open mic night. Come to think of it, they should just make a movie about Giant Zoidberg instead of a Hulk reboot.
Giant Zoidberg movie... by Engelhast	Sep 18th, 2007 01:26:14 PM
=Cloverfield.
"You would think there would a ladder...." by 3 Bag Enema	Sep 18th, 2007 01:33:13 PM
Doesn't anyone care?
The 'stupid lake stuff' by funwithwords	Sep 18th, 2007 01:34:08 PM
Is actually the most comic book aspect to the entire movie!
Hell Up in Harlem by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 01:38:30 PM
Who knew the Hulk had a beef with Harlem?
Bad... Hulk... hit bus... WITH STREET! by Stalin vs Predator	Sep 18th, 2007 01:44:44 PM
There's a line for every occasion in that series, eh? (And it was only after ending the previous sentence with "eh" that I realized the movie was being filmed in Canada. Eh?)
"Green" sign is yellow by FranklinStreet	Sep 18th, 2007 02:00:16 PM
If there's any green in there at all, it's just glare from the traffic light. Time to clean those glasses.
HULK GET IT NOW. SOUL FOOD IS FOOD FOR SOUL by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 02:07:49 PM

Well, I live in Harlem... by Screamin822	Sep 18th, 2007 02:12:13 PM
And that doesn't look anything like 125th street. Maybe if they digitally remove the tall buildings in the background and the huge ads. Maybe.
lol this is gold ... by JeanLuc Dickhard	Sep 18th, 2007 02:33:21 PM
hahhaha
I Have Nothing Against Heath Ledger by kevinwillis.net	Sep 18th, 2007 02:46:41 PM
But he was his own parody in Brokeback, compared to Jack Gyllenhall's much more believable, much less excruciating performance. I've never seen a movie where I though Ed Norton, for example, was excruciating, even if his range seems a little more limited to me than it once did. But, Ledger took a risk with his mumble-method acting, and I respect that.
HULK PREFER 'GRADUATION' OVER 'CURTIS' by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 02:50:04 PM
Hulk buy both albums, though. Hulk represent.
HULK NO LIKE 'GRADUATION' by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 02:56:30 PM
Hulk feel Kanye is too arrogant, new album not on par with two previous efforts. Having said that, Hulk not love 'Curtis' either. Hulk think both 50 and Kanye need to work a little harder on their rhymes. Hulk still represent, though.
HULK OLD SCHOOL by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 02:57:58 PM
Hulk love Run-DMC and EPMD. Hulk in the hizzouse.
I have a friend who liked Ang Lee's Hulk... by turketron	Sep 18th, 2007 02:58:05 PM
He also liked Van Helsing.... AND Superman Returns! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Now that I think about it, this guy's movie taste is pretty fucking bad.
HULK LOOKS LIKE THIS by FILMFUNK	Sep 18th, 2007 02:58:17 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com /1010/1397126640_43cb0b0927_b. jpg Remove spaces
HULK TAKE MASSIVE COSMIC DUMP ON YOUR BUS by turketron	Sep 18th, 2007 02:59:42 PM
HULK EAT ONE TOO MANY GRILLED STUFFED BURRITOS AT TACO HELL.
Hulk like chicken and waffles by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 03:06:01 PM

I always knew Hulk had some black in him. by theonecalledshoe	Sep 18th, 2007 03:21:24 PM
'cause he so badass, this confirms it.
cue the Shaft theme... by theonecalledshoe	Sep 18th, 2007 03:22:00 PM
sorry about double.
"Say, Hulk, Thassa BAAAD OutFIT!!" by buster00	Sep 18th, 2007 03:35:00 PM
Make sure that dude's in the picture.
I Wanted to Like Van Helsing by kevinwillis.net	Sep 18th, 2007 03:43:23 PM
I didn't. But I wanted to. I wanted to like Ang Lee's Hulk. I didn't. But I wanted to.
Smash Ang!!!!! by LuckyYoga	Sep 18th, 2007 03:54:27 PM
Hulk like Louis Letterier. Louis Letterier make Hulk fun. Ang make Hulk boring. Hulk smash puny asian man!
I still like the Hulk archtype as Satanic by DOGSOUP	Sep 18th, 2007 03:56:48 PM
Hulk fuck Betty in the name of Pzuzu.
Hulk in strip club shocker by meistro	Sep 18th, 2007 04:25:50 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but is the 'Apollo theatre' actually the Zanzibar strip club on Yonge Street. ahem, not that I would know these sort of things
HULK PREFER CURTIS MAYFIELD by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Sep 18th, 2007 04:26:26 PM
MOVE ON UP
Ang Lee's Hulk defenders, For your consideration: by Cory849	Sep 18th, 2007 04:30:28 PM
The problem with making the Hulk into a deep movie is...what do you need the Hulk for? If you want to explore father son abuse dynamics there is no green monster necessary. If you are GOING to add a big green monster, please try to remember WHY you are doing it in the first place. Try to incorporate the elements that made the character popular in the first place and give the audience the popcorn escapism they want. We aren't stupid because we want popcorn escapism. We just are pissed at not getting what we ordered. In the Hulk case I remember the publicity. It all said the same thing. The Hulk sucks but we managed to polish that turd property into a real movie for grown ups. Honestly, if you think your job is to put lipstick on a pig, you probably aren't the right director for the project. All the action scenes seemed obligatory. "OK lets get the 14 year olds some jump around in the desert time so we can get back to the interesting movie we are trying to make. yawn." ......(can someone tell me the codes for paragraph breaks in AICN)............ Second, the climax of Ang Lee's Hulk was unwatchable. I couldn't SEE it. The screen went completely black. Every once in a while I saw a flash of Hulk head. That climax was just completely incompetent.
Mulligan by Cory849	Sep 18th, 2007 04:32:17 PM
I propose that from now on we refer to the new hulk movie as "the Mulligan Hulk" after the golf term for a do over. Fitting eh?
HULK MAD AT AL SHARPTON .. AL NO STAND UP FOR GREEN by BringingSexyBack	Sep 18th, 2007 04:38:33 PM
NAPPY HEADS.
The bruthas were teaching Hulk how to Stomp by BringingSexyBack	Sep 18th, 2007 04:41:09 PM
Big mistake.
NOW HULK HAVE DONK. HULK RIDE IN 1973 IMPALA by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 04:44:01 PM
Hulk like 305 small block with mild cam 350 tranny. Hulk drive at low speed to look at She-Hulks.
Haha... by DanielKurland	Sep 18th, 2007 04:57:56 PM
I literally walked by there yesterday, and was like "When the fuck did this Apollo theatre pop up, and why is it a hair dresser inside?" Guess I know now.
Lee Hulk not a total loss by nicegoogly	Sep 18th, 2007 05:03:28 PM
Just misguided. Watchable when only really, really awake. To the canadian that referenced the racial demographics of Canada to Neopolitan Ice Cream, sound much like separate but equal. Sounds like Canada stole segregation from us.
Why the Hulk hate? (Ang Lee's version) by Stalkeye	Sep 18th, 2007 05:21:17 PM
Sure it was far from perfect,but atleast it had an interesting subplot and a good bit of action. Can't say the same for Superman returns in which the best part of the movie was the plane rescue. And speaking of Supes thumbs up on the Sperman Doomsday DVD (with the exception of voiceovers and Superman overdrawn face.)Had Singer filmed the movie based on the Death of Superman, it would have been the number 1 movie last year. Too little,too fucking late.
MARY' S MUFFINS by Kurzinski Valentine	Sep 18th, 2007 05:23:49 PM
wtf? What is that?
Fiester by funwithwords	Sep 18th, 2007 05:28:37 PM
1. The Incredible Hulk isn't really a super hero. 2. I know a lot of people who loved the Hulk, and I don't know anybody who even liked Superman Returns. Ang Lee's Hulk is much more connected to the original Donner picture (in structure) than it is Singer's. It's even more connected to the Donner picture than Singer's was.
Superman Returns was awful... by Cory849	Sep 18th, 2007 05:43:51 PM
...but that doesn't redeem Ang Lee's Hulk. They can both blow. It's ok. There's no quota.
Excellent points, cory... by Darkman	Sep 18th, 2007 06:30:22 PM
And paragraph breaks can be accomplished by typing < br > twice (without the spaces, of course).
Wher the hell is that Indy spoilery article? by wadi77	Sep 18th, 2007 07:16:29 PM
Guess Paramount sent their squad over huh?
Damn, why did I read that... by Carl XVI Gustaf	Sep 18th, 2007 07:19:08 PM
...Indy spoiler? I made it go away!
Thats what thats for by PlayerHater_of_the_year	Sep 18th, 2007 07:46:29 PM
Was just walking down Yonge Street and was wondering why there was smashed up cars and NY city yellowcabs everywhere.
WHERE IS THE INDY ARTICLE????? by wackybantha	Sep 18th, 2007 07:49:42 PM
AICN, SPEAK!!!!! Please? :)
Indy talkback rightfully taken down by Bobo_Vision	Sep 18th, 2007 07:51:12 PM
Some argue that the point of this site is to give spoilers to all the upcoming anticipated movies...but I think its possible to give news about upcoming projects without entirely spoiling the experience. I don't want to hear about script reviews or leaked info from people who signed secrecy contracts...and yeah, I could simply not click on articles that read 'spoiler alert', but if such articles were to become the main purpose of this site, I'd probably stop coming here.
Well, this link still has the story - BEWARE - SPOILERS by wackybantha	Sep 18th, 2007 07:57:54 PM
http://www.cinecon.com/
HULK SMASH LEAVES OF GRASS by DOGSOUP	Sep 18th, 2007 08:01:54 PM
RIGHT AFTER HULK SMASH THE BELL JAR!!!!
'Hulk' Sucked So Hard.... by skoobyx	Sep 18th, 2007 08:06:30 PM
I Had To Pull The Theater Seat Out Of My Ass Afterwards There Were Vietnam Vets In The Audience Saying 'This Is The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen' Al Qaeda Tried To Claim Credit For ItAng Lee Looked Into Officially Changing His Name To 'Uwe Boll' To Reduce The Amount Criticism Directed At HimIt Gave My Mom Cancer, And She Didn't Even See ItThe Doctors Had A Secret Experimental Formula Which Would Instantly Cure Her Cancer And Offered To Give It To Her If I Would Watch Just The Opening Credit Sequence Of 'Hulk' Again And I Said 'Hey Thanks For The Cookies Mom Nice Knowing You' And To This Day I Still Feel I Made The Right Choice
Ang's Hulk was brilliant by reflecto	Sep 18th, 2007 08:59:16 PM
I WILL ACCEPT NO REBUTTAL. I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY HOME PLANET NEEDS ME!
PS by reflecto	Sep 18th, 2007 09:01:29 PM
I thought Superman Returns was merely mediocre. As with all Bryan Singer's films.
reflecto by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 09:28:48 PM
The Usual Suspects is mediocre? Bullshit.
Toronto mostly looks like by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 09:30:03 PM
Toronto.
IT'S SMASHTIME AT THE APOLLO!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 10:17:57 PM
Can't you feel the pain?
Hulk lost at Amateur Night at Apollo, Hulk now SMASH! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 10:25:29 PM
Hulk smash booing audience--throw dancing fool-man through roof!
Hulk want to fuck Rose McGowan by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 10:30:10 PM

They should make Hulk porn... by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 11:22:32 PM
Really, think of all the dialogue possibilities...
TIFF!!! When will we see the Hulk? by J-Dizzle	Sep 18th, 2007 11:56:31 PM
Have they even started animating him yet?
HULK SMASH JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S G-SPOT!!! by DOGSOUP	Sep 19th, 2007 12:26:50 AM
Now Hulk wants a cuddle...
Ang's Hulk was an indulgent experiment.. by quantize	Sep 19th, 2007 01:32:29 AM
and just ok. Let's hope this time they forget the auteur wank and just make a solid movie.
Hulk or Halo? People are playing Halo 3 already! by LittleDudes	Sep 19th, 2007 01:41:31 AM
And I'm not one of them! Lucky cunts... http://tinyurl.com/ytkeeg
Flames and nipples!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Sep 19th, 2007 02:40:52 AM
Nowhere to be seen? Disappointing I say...
What about Hulk dogs? by Pops Freshemeyer	Sep 19th, 2007 03:09:19 AM
Are they in the sequel?
all the superhero flicks of this decade suck shit by Prossor	Sep 19th, 2007 03:27:59 AM
out of anuses. the xmen series with the homo-y undertones, gimp suits aplenty, wolverine is surrounded by a background supporting cast, the spiderman series is an off shoot of some emo WB show, shit actors, raimi needs to get back in his cabin. batman begins aside from its phenomenal cast and origin, the rest was bland and dull. the fantastic four movies are DTV for the theaters. daredevil obviously. then there's singerman returns, superman peeps, or superman lifts whatever you want to call it. the only one that has a chance at being a real classic is the upcoming iron man.
all the superhero flicks of this decade suck shit by CuervoJones	Sep 19th, 2007 03:51:47 AM
Sure, 70´s Spiderman movies were better. Superman IV kicked ass! Batman and Robin is great!
Actually, he has a point by Lost Jarv	Sep 19th, 2007 04:32:13 AM
a bit hyperbolic, but a point none the less. A better line might be- As a rule all superhero flicks generally suck shit, and we should be pleasantly surprised when one doesn't.
Hulk smashed ex-Indy actor / future gogo dancer Tyler. by JackPumpkinhead	Sep 19th, 2007 05:39:17 AM
All that's left of Tyler is stored e.g. here: http://raven.theraider.net/sho wthread.php?t=11392
Skoobyx by Rei-Ginsei	Sep 19th, 2007 05:55:27 AM
"There Were Vietnam Vets In The Audience Saying 'This Is The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen' "
Dang by Rei-Ginsei	Sep 19th, 2007 05:56:19 AM
^ I LOLed at that one (don't know why it cut off my above post...)
It really is too bad about Ang's Hulk by Abominable Snowcone	Sep 19th, 2007 07:42:40 AM
if your brain can wipe out the poodle, the dog fight really wasn't so bad. It's just that...well, poodles are gay. And Glenn Talbot was a little over the top. And the end when he transforms back to Bruce at Betty's feet in San Fran, that looked kinda dumb. It shouldn't happen quite that fast.
Anybody notice anything about those photos? by Abominable Snowcone	Sep 19th, 2007 07:45:02 AM
All the people running from the Hulk bus smash are very young and decidedly non-white. I wonder who was playing at the 'Apollo' that night. And I guess this Hulk world is a Logan's Run-esque world where no one lives over 30.
You know what would be great? by Knuckleduster	Sep 19th, 2007 07:46:01 AM
Seeing anything other than damaged cars and shit. Ed Norton as Banner would be nice.
Hulk quote Ice Cube: by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 19th, 2007 08:16:08 AM
"Life ain't nuthin' but bitches and money." Hulk know what's up.
Hulk quote 2Pac by Lost Jarv	Sep 19th, 2007 08:23:41 AM
"you claim to be a playa, but I fucked your wife". Hulk disturbed. Wife damaged.
Hulk quote Moby Dick by Lost Jarv	Sep 19th, 2007 08:24:58 AM
"Eskimo". Hulk watch Heathers too many times. this is fun
Hulk no like Bad Boy by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 19th, 2007 08:25:14 AM

Hulk quote Snoop Dogg: by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 19th, 2007 08:26:34 AM
"Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice." You know why? Cause Hulk got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.
Hulk like snoop. Hulk quote snoop again by Lost Jarv	Sep 19th, 2007 08:39:44 AM
"This is for the G's and this is for the Hustlas". Hulk not sure whether G or Hustla. Hulk not sure what G or hustla is.
Hulk need to know what swedish furniture define him by Lost Jarv	Sep 19th, 2007 08:40:42 AM
as person. Hulk hate Ikea. Stupid fiddly screws. Hulk smash Ikea.
Telling my friend about the shoot on Yonge Street: by Cory849	Sep 19th, 2007 09:45:12 AM
"they turned it into Harlem first. so what the hulk does to it is almost gentrification. Sort of a Hurricane Katrina with legs. 'Hulk create preconditions for urban renewal!' " Incidentally, Lost Jarv, Ive been getting tired of the Hulk jokes but your ikea one just made me spit up my tim horton's ice cappuccino. thanks. :)
Ang Lee Raped My Childhood.... by micturatingbenjamin	Sep 19th, 2007 09:47:11 AM
Seriously, though, his Hulk was like a perfect origami version of the Hulk, multifaceted and beautifully crafted. But a scribbly Todd McFarlane drawing or even a blocky old-school Jack Kirby masterpiece would have sufficed, actually, was expected, even. I Hulk's Overactive Pituitary Gland...I Make Hulk...FIGHT CLUB TOO HARD UNDERSTAND!! HULK SMASH!
What happens when you move Harlem to Toronto? by micturatingbenjamin	Sep 19th, 2007 09:50:59 AM
I honestly have a picture of the Rat Man from The Stand (RIP) going WHAT THE FUCK?! Man, motherfuckers is speakin' Franch! FUCK! Motherfuckin' Francophiles!
NO!!1 HULK WANTED TO HOST OSCARS!!! by Deak the Geek	Sep 19th, 2007 11:07:40 AM
me do better job than jon stewart...
"Hulk create preconditions for urban renewal" by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 19th, 2007 01:20:50 PM
classic! :)
INDIANA JONES AND THE 100 DANCING RUSSIAN by Kurzinski Valentine	Sep 19th, 2007 01:27:42 PM
FAGGIES IN THE WOODS. ps. spoiler.
Hulk 80's Cartoon Theme by MRJONZ72	Sep 19th, 2007 02:46:58 PM
I used to and still love the theme music to the show, alwasy thought that it could be slightly updated and i mean slightly and could be used as the main theme for a movie or HULK movie
Hulk unsure. by Spartacus Hughs	Sep 19th, 2007 03:02:10 PM
Hulk not know at what distance naked lady picture too blurry to enjoy.
Rei-Ginsei..... by skoobyx	Sep 19th, 2007 11:40:38 PM
That was supposed to be in a bullet list... Can you do that using "" and "?" Anyone? I saw it done before in a post. Took me forever just to realize you could add " " and make a new paragraph.
Merrick by mr.brownstone	Sep 20th, 2007 01:48:58 AM
The Jon Stewart sign is not an in joke since it features the Comedy Network logo, which is one of the channels that airs Daily Show in Canada.
Hulk sad because thread is dead by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 20th, 2007 08:15:21 AM

Hulk march for Jena six by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 20th, 2007 01:53:11 PM
Hulk hate police brutality.
Well If Anyone CAN Make A Bullet List On Here... by skoobyx	Sep 21st, 2007 12:33:41 AM
Could you tell us how? It blanks out < ul> and < /ul > like its doing something but it won't make the list. I saw on on here before so I know it can be done.
Hulk Dog scene... by Veni Vidi Vici	Sep 21st, 2007 01:01:06 AM
when Hulk breaks the dogs jawbone with his trap muscle, that's a win in my book. sure it was ridiculous, but who cares, it was great to see a bunch of hulk dogs get the shit kicked out of them. especially the poodle.

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