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Zoe Saldana to don trippy ear plug and short dress in JJ Abrams' STAR TREK

first! heh i always wanted to say that by HamiltonGeyser	Sep 18th, 2007 12:47:20 AM
wooooooooooo
LET IT DIE! by DOGSOUP	Sep 18th, 2007 12:47:39 AM
Trek is dead!
Thirst! by CoolFrood	Sep 18th, 2007 12:52:26 AM
Yummy!
Whoa! by jimmy rabbitte	Sep 18th, 2007 12:56:44 AM
...not bad. I'd like to open a hailing frequency with her...
Ok by TattooedBillionaire	Sep 18th, 2007 01:00:50 AM
Looks like the casting is going well so far. I'm still excited about seeing Nimoy in another Trek movie.
This whole thing is idiotic by CerebralAssassin	Sep 18th, 2007 01:02:32 AM
Does anyone really want to see this? Can't JJ Abrams work on his own project instead of a corporate Viacom retread?
Picard would get wood... by Flaggg	Sep 18th, 2007 01:03:00 AM
... looking at that picture.
Russell Crowe as Abe Lincoln???? by thethedew	Sep 18th, 2007 01:03:56 AM
Yeah, I can see that! Brilliant casting!!
haha...nigress by prunkhaft	Sep 18th, 2007 01:14:04 AM
take THAT Uhura!!! Way to put her in her place Abe! Uppity negro officers...
This is a much better clip: by Thick McRunFast	Sep 18th, 2007 01:17:13 AM
She played a Trekkie in "The Terminal": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =blSIyMmU4Tg
Uhootera She Ain't! by Darth Fabulous	Sep 18th, 2007 01:18:45 AM
Uhura was stacked people...captboulder is dead on. I love Abrams, but he has a serious hard on for skinny, flat-chested chicks (black or white)...Keri Russell, Jennifer Garner, etc.
i've never done a black bird before by Mr_X	Sep 18th, 2007 01:18:46 AM
or a redhead, midget, oriental or latino chick. they're the only ones remaining. Once ive done that, i've like completed my 5 year mission
"A Charming Negra....oh!" by ConanBaltar	Sep 18th, 2007 01:28:17 AM
That's a pretty funny clip.
Is this going to be a Star Trek film... by Hardboiled Wonderland	Sep 18th, 2007 01:28:47 AM
...or a Tommy Hilfiger ad meets Felicity episode meets a Snoop Doggy Dogg music video? Are they casting sexy bikini models so people will pay to see Star Trek instead of staying away and ridiculing it as a nerd's film? Oh well, at least Saldana really is African-American. Now if only they'd cast a real fucking Scotsman as Scotty.
Dude! You forgot a "!!!!!" in the headline! by Kragmose	Sep 18th, 2007 01:34:37 AM
The circle has been broken!
Never heard of this chick before. And Hardboiled is by GQtaste	Sep 18th, 2007 01:51:51 AM
correct. I have no desire to see this but I never was a fan of the serious before.
wouldnt all homosexuals have died out by the future? by HamiltonGeyser	Sep 18th, 2007 02:30:18 AM
being that they cant reproduce and all...
JENSEN ACKLES FOR KIRK!!! by Shermdawg	Sep 18th, 2007 02:34:57 AM
MAKE IT SO.
Mr_X by coolhanderik	Sep 18th, 2007 02:39:49 AM
What about Siamese Twins?
Good casting, and I love this girl. by The Founder	Sep 18th, 2007 02:53:11 AM
JJ must have heard me cause I said either her or Gabreial Union or Kerry Washington. Saldona is more then fine for me.
As long as it isn't Beyonce by The Founder	Sep 18th, 2007 02:56:01 AM
Thank God for that. Zoe can actually act.
Doesn't This Start Shooting, Like, Next Week??????????? by Darth Fabulous	Sep 18th, 2007 02:56:03 AM
Who is playing Kirk and Bones, dammit?
Sylar is a solid performer? by xsi kal	Sep 18th, 2007 02:58:06 AM
The guy who plays Sylar in Heroes was easily one of the worst actors on television, taking a role that should have had real menace and giving it all the presence of a high school drama production. Just because Spock is a Vulcan does not mean you can just shoehorn a crappy actor into the role and expect it to work.
She should have been Storm by The Founder	Sep 18th, 2007 02:58:28 AM
I tell Singer over looked so many actresses for crappy Halle
Spock vs Sylar video by LittleDudes	Sep 18th, 2007 02:59:15 AM
Freakin' awesome: http://tinyurl.com/23ajj9
I like my Uhura with curves.. by JAGUART	Sep 18th, 2007 03:02:44 AM
Nichelle Nichols was a hottie back then. They needed someone more busty.
Right on, The Founder! by Hardboiled Wonderland	Sep 18th, 2007 03:48:31 AM
We should all breathe a collective sigh of relief that neither Halle Berry nor Beyonce were cast as Uhuru. I'm still skeptical of JJ's Felicity-In-Space -- but people keep telling me Saldana can act (her voice squeaks like a chipmunk though, she needs to speak in a sultry purr). It all depends on the script, and unfortunately, the character descriptions in the casting sheet give me a bad feeling about this film. Uhuru was always the mature, intelligent, and matronly member of Star Trek -- the wise woman with common sense. Not everyone was a sassy wildchild risktaker with attitude in their youth. I'd also like to announce that I bet my left testicle Kirk will not be in this film -- the time-travel rumour is true, and it's JJ's pathetic attempt to weasel his way out of finding an actor to live up to Shatner's legacy.
Jensen Fucking Ackles?!?!?!? by spud mcspud	Sep 18th, 2007 03:53:49 AM
FUCK OFF!!!!! I mean, I enjoyed SUPERNATURAL too (in a shitty but watchable kinda way), but for Kirk? That's a sacred role there! Come ON...
I take it you're either new... by Shermdawg	Sep 18th, 2007 03:58:29 AM
...or you've missed the previous Trek talkbacks. ;)
Great. by Khrono	Sep 18th, 2007 04:20:35 AM
She's going to be perfect. I'm little worried on the other hand about our main performer; Zachary Quinto. The man isn't exactly known for his solid performances.
Jensen Ackles! by OtisSpofford	Sep 18th, 2007 04:44:22 AM
For the first red shirt to buy the farm on a new planet - bwa ha ha ha - seriously, the new Kirk should be someone who can honor the character without sounding like Kevin Pollak... How 'bout Elias Toufexis - he's got the Kirk-y look and can act...
I agree The Founder, Yay for no Beyoncè!!!! by Jugs	Sep 18th, 2007 05:48:36 AM
Uhura had thighs, but not thunder (and lightning with a cyclone) thighs like Beyoncè!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who actually wants to see this movie... by Mr. Nix	Sep 18th, 2007 06:08:13 AM
...deserves to be pulled out of their houses, dragged out to the curb, stripped naked and shot in the face with balls of their own sh!t!
Yeah, what's up with that?!?! by ATARI	Sep 18th, 2007 07:16:10 AM
No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the headline. I thought this was AICN?
Seth Green for Kirk! by Maniaq	Sep 18th, 2007 07:18:22 AM
is he Jewish? maybe he's Canadian?
Seriously tho, what's wrong with Sylar? by Maniaq	Sep 18th, 2007 07:27:24 AM
I thought his performance was perfectly subtle in all the right places. Can he pull off Spock is another matter - there's a real chance he could go ham but I'm confident in JJ's hands he'll bring something new and interesting to the table
Not buxom enough... by cornponious	Sep 18th, 2007 07:32:33 AM
NEXT! Though she does look nice in that dress.
Is this picture taken from the Holodeck? by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 08:12:42 AM
Or is there a pool on board.
this is a re-imagining people not a sequal by chuk_38	Sep 18th, 2007 08:28:42 AM
gods, why are we comparing these new actors to the old characters. As far as i know, this is not a sequal to any of the previous films, this is a re-imagining, so stop moaning about her thighs and boobs! christ, how many people are now moaning that starbuck and boomer are hot chicks, and that the new BSG must be (by god it must be) better than the old BSG, so give this a chance and we may all be pleasently surprised, maybe
James Cawley for Kirk by Kentucky Colonel	Sep 18th, 2007 08:34:27 AM
...and let someone else sew his uniform!
Guys, guys, RELAX! by mbeemer	Sep 18th, 2007 08:38:47 AM
This is Hollywood! They can always pad out her chest. "I'm surprised I have to explain this." - Joe Bob Briggs
Why did somebody have to mention Trek V by Pizza The Hut	Sep 18th, 2007 08:54:20 AM
...and Uhura dancing with the giant leaves? I might have to poke my eyes out again.
Whenever my Dad watches Star Trek... by rev_skarekroe	Sep 18th, 2007 08:59:26 AM
...it's the Abraham Lincoln episode. It's uncanny.
This years Little Miss Space 1999 by hatespeech	Sep 18th, 2007 09:16:54 AM
big f'ing deal. Hey Hollywood, fire up the way back machine.. we's goin way back! Again..
Uh I called this a few weeks ago. by glodene	Sep 18th, 2007 09:34:12 AM
on an earlier tb. Meagan Good would've been my choice though.
freema by palewook	Sep 18th, 2007 09:34:43 AM
would have been a better choice.
Shallow - that's all I ever get from JJ Abrahms by gruntybear	Sep 18th, 2007 10:00:21 AM
He goes for surface flash every time. "Lost" is just pretty people on a beach, wrapped in a non-sensical story with a million loose ends that will never be solved or linked to an over-arching plot. That's all I'm getting from every bit of news about the new Star Trek as well. So Uhuru will be an emaciated sex kitten to draw in the lapsed mainstream crossover audience? Gee, will she also wear a 7 of 9/N'pol-riffic shiny catsuit to attract the drooling teenage audience who could give a fuck about the legacy of Trek? Everything about this remake screams "one-off." There will never be a sequel, let alone a trilogy or continuing series from this dreck.
Casting to old & "OC" by wowsah156	Sep 18th, 2007 10:01:19 AM
For the story to work the cast need to be young and vulnerable. So far the casting comes across has Hollyweird stuntcock casting (EG: teen models who work has waiters). The cast need to be able to convince. With the exception of Quinto i dont have raised hopes for this movie. Whoever plays Kirk will have to be portrayed has someone who is scared but is not allowed to show it due to the circumstances he places himself and the crew in. So no Hollyweird stuntcock casting.
this casting sounds horrible... by Strabo	Sep 18th, 2007 10:23:00 AM
90210 in Space indeed. Also, "leafs"? LEAFS? Are you fucking kidding me? Have you made it past the third grade yet? I mean, _damn_. I bet you always fuck up the panda joke.
I'd let her hold my Captain's log. by boba_rob	Sep 18th, 2007 10:34:26 AM
Holy crap she's hot!!
She was on Conan one time... by team america	Sep 18th, 2007 10:40:57 AM
seemed completely retarded, could barely string a sentence together. Conan actually helped her out at one point, it was really sad. Maybe she was just totally high?
There's got to be a role for Keri Russell. by kabong	Sep 18th, 2007 10:47:01 AM
It's a JJ rule. She can be T'Pau, the homeroom teacher at Vulcan high school where T'Pring is a cheerleader. This is uh huh uh huh an incredible cinematic experience.
Jensen Ackles as Kirk! by oisin5199	Sep 18th, 2007 10:47:34 AM
I second that. I think he can do it. He's probably one of the best young actors on tv right now, and with the right script, he would kill. and I don't know what show you're watching Gruntybear, but I think Lost is one of the most non-shallow shows out there, at least on the major networks. There's some great character writing and complex plotting, and philosophical themes going on - way more ambitious than any show on the air that I can think of. So I'm gonna give Abrams some faith here (even though Lost is more Lindelof's thing than Abrams'). The only thing that has me worried is that awful Superman script...
Jack Black as Kirk! by Domi'sInnerChild	Sep 18th, 2007 10:54:34 AM
He could play some air guitar after blowing up the Klingons and then giving some alien chick the tongue.
As long as shes not some two bit singer by Yeti	Sep 18th, 2007 11:13:50 AM
with an out of porportion ego and dreams of "oscar" I don't really give a rats ass.
Russell Crowe as Kahn! by kafka07	Sep 18th, 2007 11:15:48 AM
Kaaaaaahhhnn!
Mo'Nique as Uhura's best girlfriend ! by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 11:17:27 AM
Who will be Kirk's Wingman?
awww. I was hoping for Gabriel Union by mistergreen	Sep 18th, 2007 11:20:33 AM
too bad.
The whole plot thing... by DarthFloyd	Sep 18th, 2007 11:29:49 AM
Let me see...some hostile bad guy from another planet wants to eliminate the captain of the starship Enterprise from existance...where else have I heard of such a plot...oh yeah, the Klingon Experience at the Star Trek Exhibit at the Las Vegas Hilton! At least that was a motion simulation ride and had LeVar Burton and Jonathan Frakes reprise their roles as LaForge and Riker (Picard makes a voice-over in the end also). Better than this 90210 crap they are now working on!
Wes Chatham for Kirk by Batutta	Sep 18th, 2007 11:32:29 AM
He was in In The Valley of Elah and was very good. He reminded my of a younger Matt Damon, and since JJ has said he wanted Matt, this is a good second string choice-- http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh /1434871/HH/1434871/iid_133961 0.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_ key=Chatham,%20Wes
Star Trek 90210 by SPECTRE007	Sep 18th, 2007 11:47:16 AM
I've already given up on this, seeing as how most casting rumors have actors that look like teenagers. I swear, Hollywood's pedophilia knows no bounds. Superman looks 17 years old. Why don't they just cast Topher Grace as Kirk and get the whole damn thing over with?
Any random waiter in Hollywood... by Kid Z	Sep 18th, 2007 11:50:03 AM
... who earns cash on the side as an extra as... that guy on the original series who always operated the transporter when Scotty or Spock weren't running it and never had any dialogue other than "Yes (fill in name or rank)" except for that time when he played the Mirror-verse version of himself and Goatee-Spock zapped him with an agonizer!
People, do you bitch, just to bitch?????? by Mister Man	Sep 18th, 2007 12:18:36 PM
It's pretty damn boring, and the reason fewer, and fewer, and fewer people are coming in here. The clout was lost about three years ago, when you all wet your pants over "Sky Captain." Then bludgeoned by the "Snakes on a Plane" fiasco.
Scarlett Johansson in black face by Strabo	Sep 18th, 2007 12:26:57 PM
I have a funny anecdote to tell. I was talking with a friend about all the different versions of Othello I've seen. Three or four different stage versions, and a couple of movies. I jokingly adlibed that I've also seen the version with Olivier playing a black face Othello. We both thought that was pretty humorous. Wrong, and a little bit racist, but humorous. Until I went home and checked IMDB and found out that Olivier actually DID a blackface Othello movie. My horrible joke turned into an even more horrible reality.
Bah... by Strabo	Sep 18th, 2007 12:28:27 PM
Adlibbed. I hate typos.
Kid Z - The transporter tech was Mr. Kyle by mbeemer	Sep 18th, 2007 12:47:31 PM
No official first name, but both John and Winston have been used as he was played by John Winston.
Russell Crowe for Balok! by SpyGuy	Sep 18th, 2007 01:11:30 PM
"I know. I know. A thousand questions. But first, the Tranya, mate!" Yeah, I can see it.
I yearn for her genitals. by 3 Bag Enema	Sep 18th, 2007 01:18:35 PM
Like Roddenberry, yo.
"Shakespearean boys were used in the stead of women." by 3 Bag Enema	Sep 18th, 2007 01:20:54 PM
"Was that 'wrong'?" "Yes."
IS THIS A SHOT-FOR-SHOT REMAKE OF THAT V'GER NONSENSE? by Pound Sand	Sep 18th, 2007 01:41:42 PM
Please say yes.
black klingons by oisin5199	Sep 18th, 2007 01:49:39 PM
The only prominent ones I can think of are Worf and his brother (Michael Dorn and Tony Todd). Most of the other main ones, including Martok, Garek, and those two evil sisters were white guys and gals. And remember, Uhura was African, not African-American. So it makes sense to cast a more 'exotic' looking black woman for the role (no offense to Gabrielle Union, who is a good actor, but wrong for this role). Too bad they didn't realize the same thing for Storm.
Not Garek by oisin5199	Sep 18th, 2007 01:50:37 PM
he's the Cardassian, I meant Gowron (sp?), the guy with the big crazy eyes.
anchorite by Strabo	Sep 18th, 2007 01:54:36 PM
The really funny part is that the role of Othello in the play isn't specifically described as being black. He could have simply been a Arab North African, rather than a Sub-Saharan African with black skin. This is odd because in the case of Titus Andronicus, the play clearly refers to Aaron's skin (and his son's) as being black, yet there are no such direct references in Othello. Complicating things further, it seems that the Black Othello is a modern invention, only being de rigeur for the last eighty years or so, and even after that, there are still actors, such as Patrick Stewart, who have still continued to play the role while not doing something as cliche as painting themselves black (Stewart did, however, change the setting of the play such that he was a European man in an African setting). Finally, one must also keep in mind that Olivier made his blackface Othello in 1965, a time when blackface performance was only starting to be considered outré.
Saldana by Cobbio	Sep 18th, 2007 01:56:34 PM
I guess Zoe has done some solid work in movies, yet I always cringe thinking about her utterly wooden role in "Chronicles of Riddick." Granted, that was a terribly written, terribly put together film, but Soldana worsened it by degrees. I almost can't watch her in other films (except maybe "Crash") due to the bad memories. Hopefully she'll ease my pain with her work in Trek.
I did it again... by Strabo	Sep 18th, 2007 01:56:59 PM
God...de rigueur.
She's hot by liljuniorbrown	Sep 18th, 2007 02:07:21 PM
I have never seen a full episode of Star Trek, just seemed kind of corny. I did watch Wrath of Khan I liked that one.
britney spears as humpback whale! by dr.bulber	Sep 18th, 2007 02:41:48 PM
and drunk.
Still want this guy for Sulu by dagonet	Sep 18th, 2007 03:04:48 PM
Check it... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm165 5038/
I agree with anyone shitting on JJ by LORDRANDO	Sep 18th, 2007 03:06:02 PM
Is this really what we need? I read a great article about the writers for TNG and having to thing inside Roddenberry's box. To turn such a beloved franchise over to a hack is a disastet waiting to happen. I mean this guy has like 8 projects going, so how much does he care about the films or is he just cashing checks? Lame.
are there any pictures of her... by Al Delvechio	Sep 18th, 2007 03:17:31 PM
...NOT looking like a two dollar whore?
And it's audience comes stumbling in . . . by gruntybear	Sep 18th, 2007 03:30:31 PM
liljuniorbrown, your utter lack of Trek-ocity and clear love of the anorexic female form make you the IDEAL friggin' candidate for this - so far - wretched "sciffy" reboot. Quick, someone call JJ - I've found his audience.
Can you imagine Russell Crowe at a Convention? by Mel Gibsteinberg	Sep 18th, 2007 03:35:28 PM
He wouldn't last 5 minutes, before getting ripped on some Jaegermeister and then punching out the nerds that won't leave him alone. Should make for a great You Tube clip though, Crowe going nuts at a Trekkie convention, it'd be pretty awesome
Also by Mel Gibsteinberg	Sep 18th, 2007 03:38:22 PM
Greg Grunberg will undoubtedly play the first red shirt to go down. Abrams has some sort of BFF contract with Grunberg that says he has to get screen time in any Abrams project, no matter how shitty the role.
looking forward to this by johnnysunshine	Sep 18th, 2007 04:15:29 PM
I'm really looking forward to this. Everything we hear just feels so fresh.
Cobbio what are smoking? Wrong actress man. by The Founder	Sep 18th, 2007 04:25:47 PM
That would be thandie Newton of whom you speak. How you confused the two is beyond me, cause they look nothing alike. Oh well I guess us colored folk all still look alike even in this day and age.
Kirk will be hard to cast but I'd take Ryan Gosling by The Founder	Sep 18th, 2007 04:33:59 PM
Good young actor who I think could pull it off very well .Also Gosling is 26, and come to think of it the people that have been confirmed so far are in the same age range as the original cast back in the 60's. I don't see a problem.
Glodene I agree with you! by The Founder	Sep 18th, 2007 04:52:06 PM
Meagan Goode would have been a great choice, and she's actress to boot, but damn if that girl isn't saddled with the shytiest roles. It pains me to see that mess of an so called actress Beyonce get roles when their are more capable actresses out there. Don't know about Goode but Saldona can sing as well so the need for overrated beyonce to take a part that also requires singing isn't needed. I use to like her but after that whole "Hudson winning the Oscar" deal and Beyonce having a fit and mad that she was both snubbed and out done by Hudson just speaks a lot about her character. While i'm on a role i'm gonna throw Halle Berry's butt in there too. Now her I like but Halle is only good in certain parts. Sadly she isn't the most capable actress at times. Saldona, Union, Goode, and Washington are all much better actresses then Berry to just mention a few.
I'd give my last bottle of Ripple to see Pam Grier play by glodene	Sep 18th, 2007 04:54:24 PM
Golda Meir.
You have a point Poetic Warrior by Mel Gibsteinberg	Sep 18th, 2007 06:11:56 PM
Wouldn't that be a reason to cast Crowe? For the simple fact that you could unleash him upon Earth's most obnoxious population, and see what happens? What would be really funny to see is when a Trekkie actually kicks Crowe's ass, I bet that would be quite a shocker!
Galaxy Quest PART 2! by Lornsorrow	Sep 18th, 2007 06:15:47 PM
That would be awesome!
i get the feeling... by datachasm	Sep 18th, 2007 07:55:43 PM
that this movie is no longer about Academy frat parties, and is simply a full blown adventure in the TOS with a recast.
Correction by Cobbio	Sep 18th, 2007 08:15:20 PM
Sorry... I confused Thandie Newton with Zoe Saldana. I'm now much happier knowing Zoe instead of Thandie is Uhura. Phew!
Russell Crowe is a villain who throws phones at Kirk! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 09:34:49 PM
Then assaults the Enterprise crew's ears with Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts' music!
Should we call Zachary Quinto "Spylar" or "Sylock"? by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 09:44:25 PM
:)
So like how "young" are the characters then? by Drath	Sep 18th, 2007 10:14:22 PM
I guess I had thought there was a bigger age gap between Uhura and Spock and Kirk. I mean yeah they're all Yoda-old now, but back in the day I thought there was like a ten year age difference. Is Uhura gonna be like a fresh out of the academy girl who...oh hell, I really don't care, this is the thing that blows up Vulcan from the guy who didn't blow up Krypton. Yeah whatever, I'll be interested when/if they get Ryan Gosling for Kirk. And if Gary Sinise isn't McCoy then I curse this thing like a bad horror movie.
what's with all the bitchin about the actors' AGES?? by Maniaq	Sep 18th, 2007 10:34:20 PM
If that's your biggest problem with this project then I think that means so far, so good! Mister Man, I think you are right on the money - people are just bitchin for the sake of bitchin. "Oh my life is so poor! I need an outlet for my sexual frustration! Oh there's a new movie by some guy who's actually accomplished something with his life? FUCK THAT!" It's gettin old ppl...
Strabo...? by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 10:36:04 PM
Wasn't Othello a Moor? Last I knew they were black.
Jennifer Hudson as Uhura by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 10:45:12 PM
We need an Uhura with a big ass, huge tatas, and a righteous voice. This is the alternate Trek universe, you know...
New Kirk should be black by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 10:47:33 PM
Now THAT would be alternate! Denzel would be a pretty cool Kirk, lol. Terrence Howard maybe?
Viacom issues new Prime Directive: by kabong	Sep 18th, 2007 11:09:35 PM
There shall be no Starfleet personnel over thirty years of age. Violation of this Starfleet General Order shall be punished by no greenlight.
Viacom issues second new Prime Directive: by Cruel_Kingdom	Sep 18th, 2007 11:14:50 PM
Make money at all costs. No matter what, the bottom line is make lots of money. That is all.
Fuckin A!! KIRK CASTING CONFIRMED! by Lamerz	Sep 18th, 2007 11:15:54 PM
Yes, ladiez and germs, the illustrious K-Fed has signed on to Star Trek as the revered Captain Kirk. To the consternation of some Trek fans, K-Fed said in a statement that he will offer his own take on the role. Our sources have been working overtime to bring you the latest hot info. For those Trek fans willing to spoil themselves, keep reading. * SPOILERS FOLLOW * The latest rumors from the set have the Enterprise being attacked by Klingons early in the second act. Captain Kirk, refusing to admit defeat, feigns discussion of surrender with the Klingons. Fans will recognize shades of StarTrek II in this sequence. Then, to the surprise of the Klingons, Kirk breaks into shitty rap mid-sentence, when Uhura throws down her ear piece and proceeds to shake that ass. The rest of the human crew covers their ears. At which point Spock, ever the calm Vulcan, uses the his trademark shoulder pinch to render the Captain unconcious. Spock raises his eyebrow at Uhura, who picks up her ear piece and sits down, then apologizes to the Klingons for the cruel punishment.
CHOCOLATE EYE CANDY :-) by BigBlackDude	Sep 18th, 2007 11:42:42 PM
Zoe is one sexy ass bitch. Yeah she is a tad skinny. But I googled her name to see more images... she's got a cute little milk chocolate ass. Me likey :-P
TIFF!!! This will be the dumbest ST ever! by J-Dizzle	Sep 18th, 2007 11:55:07 PM
You know its true.
Katie Sackhoff for Kirk! by Darth_Inedible	Sep 19th, 2007 12:22:25 AM
Think about it JJ. The resulting geek froth alone could power Atlanta for a week.
"Moor" was a general term for... by Strabo	Sep 19th, 2007 12:55:00 AM
...basically all inhabitants of northern Africa. Everyone from the North African Arabs with generally lighter skin to the dark skinned Sub-Saharan Africans. This is the definition of Moor used by Shakespeare. Coincidentally, the citation for this comes from someone whose name you might recognize. His name is Strabo. http://202.91.162.19/1/0/0/8/1 0085/10085-h/10085-h.htm
Russell Crowe is too much of a wanker to do ST by quantize	Sep 19th, 2007 01:34:41 AM
tugger
William Shatner for Kirk!! oh wait.. by theonecalledshoe	Sep 19th, 2007 02:53:11 AM
howsabout nimoy and shatner change roles. That would be interesting. As for the gal, not too bad a resume to bring to the fold. I just wish it would be something different cause I think this whole trek reinvention is gonna land into superman returns territory (not a compliment.) If I had my way the torch would be passed to the DS9 crew for movies two movies ago and first contact would have them in there and roddenberry would have lived and played the prof (truth stranger than fiction if gene r. hadn't died.)
Halle Berry is too busy auditioning to play Aretha... by DallasGoodbar	Sep 19th, 2007 03:27:58 AM
Franklin in her biopic. At least that's what Ree ree wants.
Joshua Jackson as 'Bones' McCoy by DallasGoodbar	Sep 19th, 2007 03:43:12 AM
James Vanderbeek as Kirk. He was great in 'Rules of Attraction'. Dawson... in space!
Well she did play a "Trekkie" in Terminal.. by PezQ	Sep 19th, 2007 07:21:01 AM
...that's a little piece of useless info for some, i guess.
cor...not half by Deak the Geek	Sep 19th, 2007 11:10:44 AM
i would...so would you
"A Charming Negress...oh!" by Novaman5000	Sep 19th, 2007 01:26:50 PM
Made me laugh out loud.
No...not Mo 'Nique... by Damned if I can login	Sep 19th, 2007 01:54:49 PM
New York, people....NEW YORK! She got the tits, the 'tude, and probably the time.
Oh...and Lamerz... by Damned if I can login	Sep 19th, 2007 02:01:49 PM
K-Fed...that's funny, man. I can see him now kickin' back in the con, wearin' his Judy Garland-lookin' fedora tilted down over one eye. WORD! And while we're at it bring in V-Ice to play Spock. I know they already got some guy I never seen before for the role, but ya gotta admit the ears would go great with those lighting bolts shaved into the side of his head.
be kind to future users of the search engine by treadwell	Sep 19th, 2007 02:49:46 PM
the name "Uhura" is nowhere in the story!

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Zoe Saldana to don trippy ear plug and short dress in JJ Abrams' STAR TREK

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