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first by TrainWreck1969	Sep 17th, 2007 08:42:35 AM
did I make it?
Your back! by red_weed	Sep 17th, 2007 08:47:57 AM
Amazing. And The kind doesn't knock the star down in the original novel, at least not to my recollection. although that doesn't mean there aren't other plot contrivances... But hey, i can't wait.
That should read King... by red_weed	Sep 17th, 2007 08:49:35 AM
Oh Yes, and I have to agree with you about willow. Watched it again recently and realised it was actually a very silly film, but that doesn't stop it from being great and an important part of my filmic upbringing
Ok I'm wrong by red_weed	Sep 17th, 2007 09:00:03 AM
the king does make the star fall in the book. Well there you go. Maybe i should read it again.. It has been a while. I kinda wanna see the film first though
Mmm. by Zappary	Sep 17th, 2007 09:00:33 AM
Yeah, he does knock it down. Rather unnecessarily elaborate way to choose a successor, really. And if you ask me, current fantasy films need to stop imitating LOTR and start imitating Willow.
I too loved Willow by BendersShinyAss	Sep 17th, 2007 09:32:28 AM
And I still do to this very day. but I know exactly what you mean about what works and what doesn't.
awww Willow by Bloo	Sep 17th, 2007 10:13:02 AM
I loved that movie too, yes it is silly and makes litle to no sense other then a starring vechile for Warwick Davis but such a great great film. Did anyone ever read the Willow sequel books that Chris Claremont wrote? I read the first one and was midly impressed if a little lost but never bothered to pick up the 2nd and 3rd books
Them bloody Klingons... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 10:20:29 AM
... look like they could put up quite a nasty fight! N' them Federation blokes could use a right beatin' as well! C'mon Tugger... let's get ya outfitted with one'o them warp drives!
Russell Crowe is just evil... by quantize	Sep 17th, 2007 10:20:51 AM
not a villan
Great to have you back, Lataruo! by raw_bean	Sep 17th, 2007 10:53:28 AM
I hereby add my support to the 'grant Lat a Black Box' movement we should start. :^)
Get This Guy Some Fucking Riddelin by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 17th, 2007 11:05:17 AM
This is probably one of the worst articles I've seen put together on here. Dude, fucking concentrate...Jesus Christ. And who cares about Chinas government. They eat cats. That's more disconcerting to me. They eat fucking cats. Every Chinese person in the world, eats cats. Think about how many Chinese people they are. And say, say the average Chinese person eats 1 cat a day. That's over 6 billion cats being eaten every day, and for what? There are other animals that can be eaten, but they choose cats. Why? And now think about this, Japan invaded China in WWII. Making the japanese superior fighters. But....and this is a huge BUT....but what IF the Japanese were ACTUALLY fighting for a different reason than once that. A more......Feline reason. Yes! You have come to the right conclusion. The Japanese invaded China for one reason, to SAVE THOSE FUCKING CATS! And how do we thank them? BY NUKING NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA! We really are nothing more but cat hating assholes in America. God bless the Japanese.
They eat dogs, too, though... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 11:57:30 AM
...and snakes, and duck embryos, and eggs that they bury in the ground until they rot, and bird's nests made from swallow snot, and fish eyeballs, and bear cubs drowned in rice wine, and finches boiled alive and whole in peanut oil, and in one region during the Cultural Revolution (gulp) PEOPLE! A friend from China told me once that they'd basically eat pretty much anything they could manage to catch.
And it's spelled Ritalin... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 12:02:49 PM
... Zombifying kindergartner's in the 21st century, curing space plagues in the 23rd!
The Ender Smites Foes is officially a retard. by raw_bean	Sep 17th, 2007 01:08:59 PM
That is all.
Raw_Bean You CAT HATING FUCK by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 17th, 2007 01:13:41 PM
Imbecile
Kid Z It's Spelt Ridlin or Riddle-In by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 17th, 2007 01:15:52 PM
Depending on which southern state you are from.
where you been cunt? by messi	Sep 17th, 2007 01:36:18 PM
seriously?
Yeah Ender, but in the South... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 02:45:25 PM
... the word is used in a different way: "Whatchoo doin' thar, Bubba?" "Just'a RIDLIN this hyar stop sign fulla bullet holes!"
Smites by Latauro	Sep 17th, 2007 05:00:06 PM
I appreciate your suggestion that I should concentrate, as well as your thesis on how the Japanese invaded China because they eat six million cats a day... and... uh... hang on, what? (Note: that "what?" is rhetorical. I'm not actually awaiting your response.)
red_weed and Latauro by Leedrick	Sep 17th, 2007 10:22:16 PM
What about his back? You got me interested in his back, then didn't say anything more on the topic! It's great to have both your back and your front back Latauro, and I look forward to your next article after season 3 of Bazura. I assume it is going ahead? By the way the final episode intro was gold.
that Bazura thing by Maniaq	Sep 17th, 2007 11:33:28 PM
would have worked so much better if they got someone else in to deliver the jokes. I mean the gags were ok but the delivery - especially that smarmy fat one who was obviously so full of himself for coming up with- oh wait, which one were you, again? ;)
Matthew Newton beats the crap out of his stockbroking l by Dr Uwe Boll	Sep 18th, 2007 03:57:19 AM
Now that's cheeky aint it! I didn't imagine he'd have time between looking for a job and swinging fists into his girlfriends face.
Leedrick and the Doc by Latauro	Sep 18th, 2007 08:51:57 AM
Thank you, Leedrick. No word yet on Season Three, but you'll be amongst the first to know when there's news. Dr Uwe Boll: I'm sure I don't know what you mean... [coyly glances away]
Messi You Cunt by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 18th, 2007 10:45:59 AM
I've been here
And For The Record, Eating Cats IS The Real Issue by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 18th, 2007 10:48:45 AM
Anyone who recognizes that, is a real gem. You're a Gem. A god damn gem. A Blood Diamond.....of sorts. Speaking of which.........to be continued......in another random talkback
"THE DEVIL DRIVES PRADO"?!... by couP	Sep 18th, 2007 08:24:15 PM
good lord, nicely done. Going to see a screening of 'The Kingdom' tonight; hoping it's good.
Leedrick by red_weed	Sep 18th, 2007 09:27:32 PM
Yes, Latauro's back is amazing! I could not believe my eyes.

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