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Hulk hate puny car! Smash into bus!!!

Its smashed but.... by LHombreSiniestro	Sep 17th, 2007 04:04:22 AM
I'd figure HULK could do more....and hopefully, FIRST?
Aw please.. by Dr Uwe Boll	Sep 17th, 2007 04:05:15 AM
Let this be about nothing more than Hulk smashing the shit out of everything - no emotional crapola to get in the way of the destruction!
don't get too excited by Chumkid	Sep 17th, 2007 04:05:24 AM
This is just going to be another lame comic book adaptation.
Hey, let's do a re-boot... by MaxTheSilent	Sep 17th, 2007 04:07:07 AM
...of a movie anyone with an active brain fucking HATED!! Hollywood is run by chimps with down-syndrome.
MaxTheSilent by montimer	Sep 17th, 2007 04:11:39 AM
"Hollywood is run by chimps with down-syndrome" Dude, that's fucking genius.
YAY HULK SMASH! by messi	Sep 17th, 2007 04:15:44 AM
Hopefully this movie isn't Shallow and Pedantic.
Oh my God... by DocPazuzu	Sep 17th, 2007 04:17:57 AM
...I figured it would be at least 20 or 30 posts before someone said the equivalent of "too un-smashy!", but goddammit, there you are, HombreSiniestro, on the very first post, setting the tone for what will become this project's trademark gripe for TB fantards over the next few months. Congratulations!
Cool! Invisible Hulk. by FILMFUNK	Sep 17th, 2007 04:24:37 AM
Hollywood is run by a giant Brain in fucking jar filled with Talkbacker Spunk and Hormones from the Adrenal Glands of Micky Bay. The left Half of the Brain Says - ''Hey I hate Sequels and Re-Boots and if you change anything from what I have in mind or what I loved from my comic books I'll go mental and sulk'' and the right side says ''Fuck what you want lets Blow some Shit up AAARRRGGGHHH!''
Really. by Nesskid	Sep 17th, 2007 04:26:20 AM
Thanks for showing pictures of smashed cars so I could get an idea of what this Hulk movie is going to be about.
Donner Kebab by CeefaxTheCat	Sep 17th, 2007 04:31:12 AM
Nice to see our American cousins can enjoy the perfect meal after consuming 8 pints of lager.
Just another day in Karachi... by Mullah Omar	Sep 17th, 2007 04:33:05 AM
Even with the fire damage and car stuck into it, that's a better-looking bus than I've ridden in a lot of cities.
atleast he's not fighting dogs and the ocean by angrykirby.tk	Sep 17th, 2007 04:35:35 AM
seriously what the hell happened in the ang movie, killing dogs is never cool and the hulk fights the ocean at the end, what a mess that was.
WORLD WAR HULK by DOGSOUP	Sep 17th, 2007 04:39:36 AM
"No, this is different...I've never seen him this angry before..."
holy cow...the hulk turns invisible by Orionsangels	Sep 17th, 2007 04:40:38 AM
nice photos
wow. awesome. really. by Knuckleduster	Sep 17th, 2007 04:47:23 AM
Where's the fuckin Hulk? You're such a tease, Quint.
Hulk hate Geico. by TomBodet	Sep 17th, 2007 05:56:31 AM
Hulk use Aflac instead.
Those two pictures alone.... by knifeandfork	Sep 17th, 2007 06:18:38 AM
.....look more exciting than anything in ang lee's hulk. Also, i didnt know there were donner kebab joints in canada! The world is truly getting smaller! sheds a tear
Crap director by kwisatzhaderach	Sep 17th, 2007 06:20:35 AM
= crap film.
the first Hulk movie was Great by Captain RawBeard	Sep 17th, 2007 06:35:42 AM
Aint going to hate on anyone for having a different opinion but I enjoyed it. thought it set it up the franchise perfectly. I do agree the Poodle Hulk was dumb and the end fight was a bit of a mess. Love the cast for this version though, although dont see why they could bring back Eric Bana
HEY I SHOULD OPEN A STORE CALLED "HAMBURGER" by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 06:48:54 AM
or "CHICKEN". Holy shit isn't that creative? Why couldn't they have just filmed it in NYC? Toronto can't even stand in for Staten Island, much less Manhattan. You've seen one smashed vehicle, you seen them all. BORING ... ZZZZZzzzzzZzzZZZZzz
Hulk can't drive!! by theonecalledshoe	Sep 17th, 2007 06:51:10 AM
'nuff said. (heh.)
Hulk could fuck a horse, and that would be okay by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 06:51:31 AM
Technically he's not a human, more a raging beast with sexual needs, so I don't see a problem with it except the horse's discomfort. But it's just horses, so why do we care?
Looks like Grand Central after the steam pipe burst by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 06:52:53 AM
That was no steam. It was the Hulk. They're lying to us.
The mystery meat in Doner Kebabs ... by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 06:55:43 AM
Doner kebabs is peoples!!! PeOPleZ!!!!!!!
I don't mind him smashing the cabs by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 07:00:00 AM
but the buses we need. Cab drivers deserve smashing, those third world rejects can't drive a horse cart, much less a motorized vehicle.
I thought this was about Hogan by Dr Gonzo	Sep 17th, 2007 07:23:21 AM
"My son and I used to run together, racing each other through Clearwater and we killed a kid, BROTHER!"
chips: the movie by palewook	Sep 17th, 2007 07:30:56 AM
with all the car destruction in these images it looks like chips 2007
When are we going to see any Hulk images? by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 07:30:58 AM
... you know, so we can all bitch about how lame they look?
When will they ever learn... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 07:33:05 AM
...that Toronto looks nothing like New York? Even that fake-ass New York set out in LA looks more like New York than anywhere in Canada.
Hulk won't appear until post. by Dr Gonzo	Sep 17th, 2007 07:37:59 AM
What they need to do is not make him so damn big (and by the look of the level of destruction in those pics, it looks like he isn't), tone down the green so he doesn't glow like a cartoon and don't make him hop around like a coked up rabbit on the moon. And for the love of Christ, don't literally draw comic book panels on the screen. I hate you, Ang.
Yay, wrecked automobiles by Abominable Snowcone	Sep 17th, 2007 07:48:32 AM
Nobody cared when I sent in a dozen photos of smashed cars during the shooting of Spidey 3. But then, we all know how that turned out. Lump me with the numbers eager to see what this Hulk is gonna look like.
BringingSexyBack by Knuckleduster	Sep 17th, 2007 08:03:15 AM
I'm a third world reject, you cunt. But I agree, the buses we need...
Here's what he looks like by FILMFUNK	Sep 17th, 2007 08:10:25 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com /1010/1397126640_43cb0b0927_b. jpg Remove spaces etc!
TOO GREEN! by CuervoJones	Sep 17th, 2007 08:24:09 AM
lame joke
Crap director = crap film by CuervoJones	Sep 17th, 2007 08:30:19 AM
Ang Lee´s Hulk. Good director = crap film.
Hulk do anything . . . by Nice Marmot	Sep 17th, 2007 08:39:08 AM
. . . to deliver pizzas on time.
Just a bit? by jsm1978	Sep 17th, 2007 09:07:47 AM
"...and the end fight was a bit of a mess." A bit of a mess? It was horrendous. I remember thinking it couldn't have been as bad as I remembered it, til I saw it on tv again recently. Dr Gonzo, the Hulk hopped around like that in the comics too. At least the older ones, so that wasn't too bad.
So he hopped around in the comics by Dr Gonzo	Sep 17th, 2007 09:21:11 AM
That doesn't mean it didn't look stupid as hell on the big screen. I bet you could point to a lot of goofy shit they've had superheroes do in comics over the decades. That doesn't mean they'd all work on film.
How they doing him this time? by Trik_Ster	Sep 17th, 2007 09:38:42 AM
CGI the hulk in again, or are they just painting a big guy green?
Are they going through the whole hulk genesis? by mistergreen	Sep 17th, 2007 09:59:25 AM
I hope not. We saw they already. Well, we know it's taking place in NYC!
Ed Norton, folks. by Knuckleduster	Sep 17th, 2007 10:04:15 AM
Reason enough to watch this.
Not Hulk.... by LORDRANDO	Sep 17th, 2007 10:05:15 AM
these are crime scene photos from Lindsay Lohan's latest escapade....
Filming Toronto as Harlem by Mr Spork	Sep 17th, 2007 10:12:14 AM
I guess there won't be any black people in Hulk's Harlem.
HULK NOT EASY BE GREEN! by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 10:16:13 AM
The prob with AngHulk's hopping was that it had no effect on his environment and surroundings, which made him look like a li'l green flea hopping around in a terrarium. I mean, he weighs 1000+ pounds... shouldn't things shake, rocks split and shatter when he lands after a mile high hop? At least have him leave a crater or two, a deep footprint... anything! Superman Returns had the same problem, guy lifts a space shuttle but it looked like he was doing light shoulder presses at Golds. He flies by at a bajillion MPH, the only effect on his surroundings is a slight "whoosh"!
Ed Norton? by LORDRANDO	Sep 17th, 2007 10:22:53 AM
His pet project was the Painted Veil. that alone should make you suspicous of that guy. I mean, using all your " star power' to get a forgotten Victorian novel made....shit...merchant ivory productions thinks thats jacked up....
Donner Kebabs are PEOPLE! by BillyPilgrim	Sep 17th, 2007 10:24:46 AM
Think about it....
AICN, you've been had. by MikeTheSpike	Sep 17th, 2007 10:26:26 AM
These are photos from an actual accident that happened over the weekend, not 30 metres from Toronto's Maple Syrup Museum. Seriously, 23 people were killed. You really should take these down.
Looks like a NeoCon operation by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 10:42:45 AM
to get Canada into a war against the kebab-eaters.
Knuckleduster - I'm sorry you're a third world reject by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 10:43:51 AM
just don't drive any cabs ... PLEEZ
there's a Halal resturaunt in the background... by blue1622	Sep 17th, 2007 10:56:51 AM
which means Canada's fucked. Halal is the Muslim rip-off of Kosher (why don't Muslims eat pork? Oh right, because the Jews don't...f'ing copycats. No wonder they want to obliterate Israel, all those Jews remind them just what a second-hand pastiche their junky religion is...Scientology is goofy as fuck, but at least they didn't plagerize.) So in conclusion: Muslims are trouble w/ a capital "T", and Canada's fucked.
The funny thing about those pics... by Anton_Sirius	Sep 17th, 2007 11:19:58 AM
...they don't show the fact that a storefront was made to look like the Apollo. And that said fake Apollo is two doors up from a nicely sleazy strip club, the Zanzibar.
and THAT's why my bus ride home took longer... by elmstreetkid	Sep 17th, 2007 11:44:58 AM
thanks Hulk! and come back to Toronto anytime!
Could it be? Was "Kebab - The Donner Cut" released??? by Stalin vs Predator	Sep 17th, 2007 11:46:12 AM
After all these years...! Why didn't anyone reveal this amazing surprise earlier?
By the way, the bus looks a little like Omar Shariff... by Stalin vs Predator	Sep 17th, 2007 11:47:45 AM
...in "Top Secret". Honk, honk!
Day light by Maximus Prime	Sep 17th, 2007 11:52:08 AM
does this mean that maybe they are going to film a few more action scenes in this Hulk movie where we can have a clue what is happening by having it in daylight....no more massive dogs or fighting daddy in the dark plz...Kebab with cheese and mayonaise,,,mmm Hulk like
Blue1622 - Doner kebabs are Turkish in origin, not Arab by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 11:54:36 AM
and are the inspiration for Greek gyros. It's not even halal (or doesn't have to be). Turkey is one of Israel's strongest trading partners in the Middle East, and have cooperated militarily too. So if you gotta hate, at least be halfway intelligent about it.
HULK DOG KEBABS = YUMMILICIOUS by BringingSexyBack	Sep 17th, 2007 11:56:39 AM
Tastes like chicken!
I wanna see Abomination, like right away by liljuniorbrown	Sep 17th, 2007 12:21:30 PM
Whats with the villan hold back? No good pictures really good pictures of Joker,no pics or concept art for Abomination, and no Two Face pics? What gives?
HULK DON'T LIKE THIRD PERSON SPEAK. by Midol Boy	Sep 17th, 2007 12:25:52 PM
HULK TRY LEARN NOT BE VAIN.
HULK SMASH DONER KEBAB RESTAURANT by darthferris	Sep 17th, 2007 12:47:47 PM
HULK PLEASANTLY ASK FOR MORE RICE. WAITER MAKE HULK WAIT CONSIDERABLY LONG PERIOD OF TIME, AND RICE COLD.
Are they shooting in Hamilton, not Toronto now? by TallBoy66	Sep 17th, 2007 01:32:54 PM
Somebody at work (I live in H-town) said they were shooting in The Hammer, but I dunno where, considering how I drive to and from work every day. Hmph.
Green Skin + by Trik_Ster	Sep 17th, 2007 01:59:45 PM
blue pants stretched until they are see through = purple pants
HULK LOCK KEYS IN CAR by Snookeroo	Sep 17th, 2007 02:01:15 PM
Hulk hate when Hulk do that.
Ha! by codymr	Sep 17th, 2007 02:11:52 PM
That's funny. The beige building behind the crushed bus and car is where I get my hair cut at Yonge St and Gerrard St. BAD HAIR CUT MAKE HULK MAD!
I'm a confirmed atheist... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 02:31:45 PM
... crazy as Islam is, at least it's internally consistent. Christianity, meanwhile is a mish mash of ancienty Hebrew mysticism, Zoroastrianism, Mithraism, Pythagorian mysticism, gnosticism, Dyonysianism, the ancient Egyptian cults of Isis and Osiris and ancient Roman paganism. And none of it fits together logically, or very coherently.
I have read the opening scene of this film. by the Green Gargantua	Sep 17th, 2007 02:34:52 PM
It has restored mine faith.
Hulk am gnostic... by Kid Z	Sep 17th, 2007 02:36:53 PM
... Matrix sequels meaningful for Hulk. Hulk hang out with freaky Wachowski used-to-be-brothers-now-brothe r-and-sister! Crazy Larry-now-Lana! Boy turn into girl, but still like girls! Make Hulk laugh, but Hulk not judge! Live let live Hulk always say!
Actually Hulk has always been a bit Anton Laveyish by the Green Gargantua	Sep 17th, 2007 02:44:45 PM
as in Hulk is Hulk's own god, hulk want to be alone, Hulk smash Hulks enemys etc.
Hulk Hails Satan by DOGSOUP	Sep 17th, 2007 03:22:49 PM
Hulk's birthday most special day of the year. Hulk has bloody orgy after State of the Church meeting with Rev.Marilyn Manson. Hail Satan, Hail Hulk. Hulk smash puny Christianity.
God damn bigots by RoninKengo	Sep 17th, 2007 03:34:14 PM
Jesus H. Christ if I'd known that inadvertently featuring a doner kebab place in the background of one of my photos was going to spur some of douchebags to go on racist tirades about Muslims, I wouldn't have taken the damn photos! Get a life, grow up, there is a world that exists beyond your petty world view.
When are we gonna see what the new Hulk looks like? by Doc_Strange	Sep 17th, 2007 03:41:50 PM
Is he gonna be a play ff of Ed Norton's face? That'd look weird. Or are they just gonna give him generic features? Either way I want to see a more actionesque film than the cerebral story that was the last Hulk film. I always thought Hulk would in fact be more "dumb fun" than a movie like Batman. But then again you have the struggle between a man and his inner demons which manifest themselves into a big, green skinned monster so there's room for a good story too. I think it would be cool if Norton got some input on the script. He's too good of an actor to waste here.
Hulk destroy city by TheNothing	Sep 17th, 2007 04:03:51 PM
because Hulk am hero!
Hulk FUCK McLovin. by future help	Sep 17th, 2007 04:08:30 PM
Hulk draw penises. Hulk drink laundry detergent! (just throwing some more shit out there)
Which hulk personality they using? by Trik_Ster	Sep 17th, 2007 04:30:25 PM
The child hulk, merged hulk, banner hulk, the professor, mr. fixit, mindless hulk?
My girlfriend's friend has some much better photos by playboater18	Sep 17th, 2007 06:08:10 PM
They're on Facebook and he should definitely send them in but they're way better than these - they're at night with flames and a humvee or too full of troops driving around. Pretty insane shots. Definitely a night scene.
Lou Ferrigno is the Hulk by DieHard Transformers fan	Sep 17th, 2007 06:26:54 PM
Didn't you people know? There's no CGI in this one, it's Lou Ferrigno playing the Hulk. They said the Hulk with Lou Ferrigno was a success, why not cast him again.
HULK Smash!! by Demode	Sep 17th, 2007 08:22:15 PM
Lots of cool stuff being shot right now in Toronto. They are also filming army stuff outside of the city at Morningside Park. Dozens of destroyed Hum-Vees, and soldiers running around firing at the Hulk. Sonic cannons on top of jeeps firing at him too. Hulk is going to be smashing quite alot of property in this film. Hulk SMASH!
Oh, yes. This moobie will have WAY more smashing... by Immortal_Fish	Sep 17th, 2007 09:20:40 PM
...considering the star power involved. Please. Last time, we had an egotistical director that at least gave us pretty visuals to look at and something to think about. This time, we'll have an egotistical cast running the show that will only focus on maximizing their non-gamma irradiated screentime. "Yay!" indeed.
HULK WANT SLICE TODAY SINCE HULK WORK THERE! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 12:01:04 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!
Hulk visiting Clinton and Sharpton to help in rally! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 12:03:19 AM
Too much racism against green people!
Hulk not gonna pay $2.00 bus fare!!! (SMASH!!!) by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 12:07:05 AM
Hulk ride bicycle!!!
Hulk lost at Amateur Night at Apollo, Hulk now SMASH! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 18th, 2007 12:33:14 AM
Puny Apollo audience boo Hulk, Hulk smash Harlem!!!
Hulk is Green by CuervoJones	Sep 18th, 2007 03:42:24 AM
Peace. Destroys non-hybrid cabs
New Hulk design by Spartacus Hughs	Sep 18th, 2007 05:31:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =15YeV8QNPFM
CeefaxTheCat by ceefax the cat	Oct 12th, 2007 05:18:44 AM
Why the weird impostoring? Laziness? Flattery?

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