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Darko Entertainment comes crashing through your bedroom ceiling!!!

first? by smorgasbord	Sep 17th, 2007 03:50:21 AM
how childish
Dirty Girls vs. Cameron Diaz's Box by Mullah Omar	Sep 17th, 2007 03:52:53 AM
If this is the direction that Kelly is going with his films, then I approve.
The Box? Cameron Diaz? by Dr Uwe Boll	Sep 17th, 2007 03:55:12 AM
I'm willing to become an investor to see that flick. Where do I sign up? (can I be involved in the shooting as well - focus puller, pube duster whatever)...
Any chance THE BOX... by MaxTheSilent	Sep 17th, 2007 04:04:47 AM
...will EVER mention Eli Roth's name, considering he's been attached to it for about five fucking years!
Smorgasbord by FILMFUNK	Sep 17th, 2007 04:28:20 AM
How cockjuice!
Doesn't he already have another company with Roth? by Knuckleduster	Sep 17th, 2007 05:36:08 AM
Huh?
"The Box"? "Dirty Girls"? by rbatty024	Sep 17th, 2007 06:54:47 AM
So, Richard Kelly's making pornos now? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
FILMFUNK by smorgasbord	Sep 17th, 2007 07:18:38 AM
yeah, I know, I couldn't help it. Still, it's done now. Let's not dwell upon it
Richard Kellys so Overrated by Redfive!	Sep 17th, 2007 07:22:32 AM
The theatrical Version of Darko is the only thing this guys done thats good.The Diectors cut made that film worse,Domino was crap and Southland was bashed by even the guys who love him.
So...what about "Southland Tales?" by Gozu	Sep 17th, 2007 07:23:22 AM
Did he just decide to move on?
Redfive! is right... by Superdudebobby	Sep 17th, 2007 07:35:57 AM
...Kelly is starting to look like a one hit wonder. Still, I'm interested in 'Knowing', the film he was one time developing as his sophomore project. Premise sounded cool (a time capsule is unearthed that contains childrens drawings foreshadowing then-future events that came true... with one more catastrophy to come). Last I heard , Alex Proyas was attached -- but that was back in 2005. Anyone know the skinny?
What's the infamous Bessie? by Nice Marmot	Sep 17th, 2007 08:37:02 AM
Never heard of it.
"The Infamous Bessie" by CarmillaVonDoom	Sep 17th, 2007 09:16:11 AM
Hope it isn't about cowfuckers
Bessie by Knuckleduster	Sep 17th, 2007 09:32:11 AM
"...the story of a cow that can talk. Initially, Bessie has the grace of a 12 year-old girl, but mid-script we learn this milky experiment is really a conniving cow with dangerous telepathic powers and planty of attitude. Bessie's handlers, who've labelled the cow as a get-rich-Nesquik scheme, watch helplessly as her powers keep growing until she can enact a bovine-styled religious apocalypse and rule the world." -Empire Magazine, August 2003.
Bessie by Gwai Lo	Sep 17th, 2007 10:02:16 AM
That synopsis sounds stupid.
Gwai Lo by Knuckleduster	Sep 17th, 2007 10:06:52 AM
Yeah. Stupid like a fox.
Bessie says : Eat More" Gunshot sound' by liljuniorbrown	Sep 17th, 2007 12:25:53 PM
I hope I didn't get my Yippe Kay yay motherfucker refference wrong. That would have been a killer Chickfila cross over joke.
I'd like to cram something into Cameron's box... by Osmosis Jones	Sep 17th, 2007 01:39:57 PM
[rimshot]
This guy needs LESS creative freedom!! by godoffireinhell	Sep 17th, 2007 01:45:53 PM
He's suffering from a severe case of hubris. Too many yes men. Everything he's done since DONNIE DARKO blows, the director's cut being the most damning evidence of all. DOMINO was retarded, SOUTHLAND TALES looks like chewed ass from the various clips online. Somebody put his foot up that guy's ass and get him back to reality. I won't deny he has talent but good lord he needs help making the right decisions.
Why do anything with Cameron Diaz?... by jimmy_009	Sep 17th, 2007 03:02:24 PM
...she's movie poison.
Do You Really Wanna See Cameron Diaz' Box? by jazzbox2	Sep 17th, 2007 03:35:49 PM
Well? Do you?
For the better by Cobbio	Sep 17th, 2007 08:30:06 PM
This makes me happy. I like what Richard Kelly brings to the table, even if "Southland Tales" doesn't turn out as great as "Donnie Darko." I'm quite looking forward to "Southland Tales" for the moment, though, and I'll be excited to see what Kelly's company funds and produces. The more sideways geeks owning production companies, the better, I say.
Yeah Godoffireinhell by skoobyx	Sep 18th, 2007 08:44:36 PM
Some people actually would direct much better without their own studio. We're not all Spielberg.

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