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JOHN RAMBO is back... to make them bleed!

man... by ldm882	Sep 7th, 2007 05:38:30 PM
this thing is gonna be crazy!
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH RICHARD CRENNA by Pound Sand	Sep 7th, 2007 05:38:44 PM
He was eating things that would make a billy goat puke.
yay by LarryTheCableGuy	Sep 7th, 2007 05:39:22 PM
good
LOL...! Awesome... by odysseus	Sep 7th, 2007 05:39:36 PM
Bloody awesome.
Wow by dynamicb	Sep 7th, 2007 05:39:51 PM
Looks like a massive bowls of shredded Burmese Flakes
One word... by RetroActive	Sep 7th, 2007 05:40:16 PM
lame.
RAMBROOOOOOOO!!! by BNITT	Sep 7th, 2007 05:40:17 PM
RAMBROOOOOOOO!!!
Well it certainly looks old school by IndustryKiller!	Sep 7th, 2007 05:40:22 PM
Whether that's gonna be a good or bad thing for this project I guess we'll see.
Wow that looks bad... by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 7th, 2007 05:41:07 PM
...lets hear some more of the drum track from Karate Kid 2 and blow shit up...WHAT?
What is it with showing just the violence? by Dr_Zoidberg	Sep 7th, 2007 05:41:45 PM
In trailers recently, RED BAND trailers for Alien Vs Predator 2, Beowolf and the original showreel for John Rambo. I like violence to be hard and bloody, but I don't want it all spoiled before I've even seen a properly edited trailer, never mind the full film. Yes, this does look fun, but it may have lost some of the coolness by showing it.
Is he going to talk about his faith to promote this one by zacdilone	Sep 7th, 2007 05:42:22 PM
This looks like a shoe-in for the Christian market, just like Rocky Balboa.
I just got off the phone with KURTWOOD SMITH... by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 7th, 2007 05:42:29 PM
...he says he has a cameo in this new one. WOW!
MEEEEEENNNNNDOOOOOOZZZZZAAAAAAAA A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by The Atomic Worm	Sep 7th, 2007 05:43:06 PM
Sorry, couldn't resist.
DR ZOIDBERG by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 7th, 2007 05:43:11 PM
Congratulations on becoming a homeowner.
violent and dumb by Icky Thump	Sep 7th, 2007 05:44:08 PM
This is nothing Dr... The earlier footage was a lot worse. It weasn't a trailer so much, but I have to wonder, if they are pimping out all the blood, will there be any story to it? Prolly not. I gave Sly som eroom on Rocky balboa, and that was good, but he's pushing his luck here.
I thought 'violent and dumb' is what we like now... by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 7th, 2007 05:45:46 PM
...because the studios' told us so. Right, TF fans?
Will this film make more movie than Rocky? by aceattorney	Sep 7th, 2007 05:50:09 PM
Predictions?
ARRHGHGHGHGH! YES! by Traumnovelle	Sep 7th, 2007 05:50:10 PM
Godfuckingdammit that shit looks GREAT. Bless your heart, Sly Stallone. This looks to harken back to the 80s action film glory days. Real manly, bloody, guns and knives and rivers of blood. When I eventually have children, it will be movies like this that I tell them they aren't allowed to watch, then purposefully leave a copy sitting out and go run some errands for a while in hopes that they disobey my wishes and catch their first glimmers of the way shit REALLY works. Its that very reason Predator, Rambo, Total Recall, Robocop, all that shit is so near and dear to my heart; cause my mom wouldn't let me watch them when I was little. I mean, I did anyway, but thats why they were so much more VISCERAL to me, because they were taboo and I could have been grounded. Anyway, I digress. This will be the best movie of the year.
Oh and -THERE WILL BE BLOOD! by aceattorney	Sep 7th, 2007 05:50:37 PM
Should be the tagline. ;)
a better pairing than Tango and Cash? by ButtfuckZydeco	Sep 7th, 2007 05:51:38 PM
human growth hormone and hairdye.
I hope they go the Live Free or Die Hard route by Trik_Ster	Sep 7th, 2007 05:52:13 PM
and make it PG-13 It really is the right decision These 2 franchises really are meant for an older child audience
What's with all the negativity? by mode_7	Sep 7th, 2007 05:53:24 PM
It seems like it's been forever since we had anything like this. Hard R undiluted 80's style action. It's gonna be awesome... AWESOME TO THE MAX.
Most Thrilling. by TomBodet	Sep 7th, 2007 05:54:16 PM
Yes. No. Yes actually. I'm looking forwards to seeing Sly do his Burma Shave Best here-this should be worthwhile. Never ever thought we'd see it come back, mind, but hey-why not?
Rambo: Direct To Video by Captain Justice	Sep 7th, 2007 05:54:21 PM
That should be the title.
Datk Knight Trailer by daveinLA	Sep 7th, 2007 05:54:48 PM
In glorious Quicktime hits the internets: http://www.apple.com/trailers/ wb/thedarkknight/
Awesome!!! by monorail77	Sep 7th, 2007 05:58:00 PM
Can't wait. First Rocky Balboa and now this? Stallone is STILL the Man!!!
For fucks sake daveinLA by mode_7	Sep 7th, 2007 05:58:06 PM
how many times is someone gonna get my hopes up only to post a link to that teaser from fuckin weeks ago?
HOLY FUCK!!! THIS MOVIE IS GONNA RULE 2008!!! by ABking	Sep 7th, 2007 05:58:14 PM
THIS IS WHAT I CALL AN ""ACTION" FILM! STALLONE is GONNA RULE 2008!
Lionsgate = $5 budget by Andillformthehead	Sep 7th, 2007 05:59:58 PM
Seriously, how could they make something in 2007 look cheaper than a 80's Cannon flick? Although thinking about it why didn't they ask Sly to direct Punisher?!?!?
Tromnovelle by Toonol	Sep 7th, 2007 06:01:17 PM
"When I eventually have children, it will be movies like this that I tell them they aren't allowed to watch, then purposefully leave a copy sitting out and go run some errands for a while in hopes that they disobey my wishes" I have kids (13 and 17) and that is exactly what I do. I mean, they need to see Heavy Metal, but how old do they need to be before I can show it to them, guilt-free? Answer: Pretend not to notice anything. It works wonders as a parent.
Toonol by The Dum Guy	Sep 7th, 2007 06:12:29 PM
Is that the kind of parenting style you'll use for marijuana? Just leave a bag out with a pipe and papers near by, then leave the house for a couple hours, then act like you don't notice the smell?
just got off the phone with god by AllieJamison	Sep 7th, 2007 06:14:39 PM
he wants that post about the "there will be blood" trailer back online.
This movie will restore the true action film. by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Sep 7th, 2007 06:16:41 PM
We've not seen a true hard R action flick for quite some time. I can't wait.
Doooooooope by TheDohDoh	Sep 7th, 2007 06:16:55 PM
looks great.
Oh great,,, by ShogunMaster	Sep 7th, 2007 06:17:05 PM
yet another romantic comedy. Is Drew Barrymore in this one too?
Sly... by Ghostwood	Sep 7th, 2007 06:23:07 PM
Thanks for making what looks like a serious, violent, harsh, Rated R action film -- you know, the way they should be made. If its half as good as BALBOA, I'll be a happy camper.
Sly : Anything for money.... by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 06:24:55 PM
You guys are nuts for thinking this forthcoming piece of trash is what the world needs. Now join The US army and go kill some villagers and soldiers in a far away country please. Or do you want Rambo to do all the work himself ? Cissies.
Sweet by Alientoast	Sep 7th, 2007 06:24:59 PM
They finally made a Metal Gear movie! Er, wait...
Did someone mention Transformers? by UMAGA	Sep 7th, 2007 06:25:57 PM
Yeah, it was fucking stupid, but it wasn't any fun at all, unlike this. This movie is ready to rip your balls off and use them as grenades to throw at foreigners. YEAH!!
It's not real, Jaws.. by UMAGA	Sep 7th, 2007 06:26:40 PM
BALLS!!
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY MOM by performingmonkey	Sep 7th, 2007 06:27:50 PM
She said 'do you know they're making a new Indiana Jones movie?' I told her to go fuck herself.
I'll be there opening night... by Dolph	Sep 7th, 2007 06:28:57 PM
BUT...this still looks like a DTV movie. What's up with that? Rocky Balboa looked like a proper movie.
Fuck my horse... by TELF	Sep 7th, 2007 06:29:08 PM
That looks insane. Love the fact that he seems to reforge his knife. He doesn't need the Elves, thus he is badder than Aragorn.
Rambo is heading back to Thailand... by Mullah Omar	Sep 7th, 2007 06:29:50 PM
...in search of horny coeds. I guess he's in search of "the beach" too.
Harry. by C Legion	Sep 7th, 2007 06:34:19 PM
Two questions. 1: When are you going to tell us about the recent test screening of John Rambo? 2: Is Sly going to do another Q&A?
Oh yeah. by C Legion	Sep 7th, 2007 06:35:08 PM
JOHN RAMBO LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!
more dead asians, or is it equal opportunity? by watashiwadare	Sep 7th, 2007 06:35:22 PM
does it matter? it looks like monty python without knowing it is ridiculous.
Oh my God hahahaha! by DocPazuzu	Sep 7th, 2007 06:37:18 PM
That looks fantastic. I couldn't stop laughing, but in a good way. Could be dreadful, but will most likely be so outrageous and over-the-top that it will be a guilty pleasure for years to come. Couple that with the nostalgia factor and you've got GOLD, baby! "HuuuuuuuaaAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!"
Re: I'll be there opening night... by abcdefghijklmnop	Sep 7th, 2007 06:39:41 PM
Same here. I'll be there opening night, but it's not the Rambo IV I've been wanting to see for over a decade. I also wish he had made this back in the 90's, when it still had a chance of being released by a major studio. It's a good thing they are aiming for a hard R rating, because otherwise, there would really be little of interest here.
This will be the greatest movie ever by Razorback	Sep 7th, 2007 06:42:50 PM
Ever.
Monthy Python by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 06:44:00 PM
Well said,watashiwadare. Guess it means we have a whole lot of Monthy Python fans on here. Are you all Brits guys ? (haha).
Rambo by NudeandAroused	Sep 7th, 2007 06:44:40 PM
There really was a John Rambo who served and was KIA in Vietnam.
Anyone got a decent quality version of this clip? by C Legion	Sep 7th, 2007 06:45:00 PM
By the way, I think it's time Sly stopped purely pimping the violence aspect of John Rambo. Time for him to release a proper (teaser?) trailer for this film in "glorious" Quicktime.
I just got off the phone with Hulk Hogan on HD-DVD by epitone	Sep 7th, 2007 06:46:05 PM
He said "Harry chose me and here's why, brother!"
Awwww, yeaaaaahh!! by MaxTheSilent	Sep 7th, 2007 06:53:31 PM
Old-school 80's uber-violence baby!!
"war porn" by pikagreg	Sep 7th, 2007 06:53:43 PM
i'm sure its onl a matter of time before this takes over as the new catch phrase, instead of torture porn...still excited, cause i'm a stallone fan....frank stallone, i mean. hopefully he sings
for my money by pikagreg	Sep 7th, 2007 06:54:16 PM
there's nothing better than when frank stallone sings "when a man loves a woman"
On a related note... by mode_7	Sep 7th, 2007 06:55:34 PM
...I was reading Dr. No the other day and Flemming referred to half Chinese half Africans as "Chigros". What the fuck's with that? He also described some woman's arse as being like that of a twelve year old boy.
related to by mode_7	Sep 7th, 2007 06:56:23 PM
dauphin534's post, that is.
Jeez by Turd Furgeson	Sep 7th, 2007 06:59:54 PM
Hostel Part 3: Rambo Is Fucking Pissed... Looks like Hostel and Saving Private Ryan had a baby.... I'll still be paying 9 bucks to see it though....
They should just call this by toshiro-solo	Sep 7th, 2007 07:03:00 PM
FUCK YEAH RAMBO! That was my immediate reaction (to the original teaser, too).
(pikagreg) This is the end... by Somerichs	Sep 7th, 2007 07:08:01 PM
you made your choice and now my chance is over. I thought i was in, you put me down and say i'm goin nowhere. Save me darlin, i am down but iam far from over. Give me somethin, i need it all cos i am runnin over.
Back in the race... by Somerichs	Sep 7th, 2007 07:09:55 PM
i'm movin in cos i am getting closer. i'm diggin in. i want it more than anything i've wanted. save me darlin, i am down but i am far from over. give me somethin. i need it all cause i am runnin over. (don't nobody write em like that anymore!)
War Porn... by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 07:13:58 PM
Excellent description, you came up with that yourself pikagreg ? Again, excellent.
John get there quick! by classyfredblassy	Sep 7th, 2007 07:14:31 PM
BANGKOK, Thailand — Suspected Islamic militants gunned down a Buddhist ex-policeman and a migrant worker Sunday in the latest violence to hit Thailand's tense, mostly Muslim deep south, police said. The provinces of Yala (search), Pattani (search) and Narathiwat (search) are the only Muslim-majority areas in predominantly Buddhist Thailand. The revival of a decades-old separatist struggle there is thought to be behind attacks that have left more than 500 people dead in the area this year.
Go Rambo! by bioforge	Sep 7th, 2007 07:20:29 PM
Good old fashioned blood bath . I am so glad Stallone still has some functional testicles. Can't wait.
Seriously i want to see by semisaj	Sep 7th, 2007 07:20:51 PM
Seriously i want to see something that blows me away..that has not happened for a very long time..the last film that did that for me was 'the wind that shakes the barley'..and i love sci fi..cameron bring it on!! can you put buttmonkey init..i think he needs a friend even if its virtual 3d...fuck yeah rombo !!
Re: "I thought 'violent and dumb' is what we like now." by Bobo_Vision	Sep 7th, 2007 07:25:07 PM
Thats funny because its true. This is the site where everyone was up in arms because of the PG-13 Die Hard movie, so it makes sense to promote violent red band trailers here to build word of mouth. Its smart business-sense.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE PHONE COMAPNY... by Leafy McPlantsalot	Sep 7th, 2007 07:27:00 PM
the said the call was coming from INSIDE the house!!!!!
erggggh .i think you will by semisaj	Sep 7th, 2007 07:33:59 PM
erggggh .i think you will find muslims in the real world are totally against killing other humans..but ignorance, the media, oil and retardation always put a nice 'spin' on reality...muslims are the new ruskies and they will be replaced by the chinese...very soon..remeber Nelson Mandella was once considered to be a terrorist becuse he ordered people to be killed..now he is the most revered person in the world...ali bumbayeah(spelling maybe wrong)
"I guess some gooks are muslims" by Carl XVI Gustaf	Sep 7th, 2007 07:34:39 PM
for some reason that made me laugh... Still laughing!
I've only seen parts of the previous Rambo flicks... by rbatty024	Sep 7th, 2007 07:34:52 PM
and I thought they were awfully hokey. Maybe you had to have been there (that is, see them in the eighties) to really appreciate them. I'll give Stallone credit for going balls to the wall violent. That doesn't make it a good film, but when films that should be R are cut down to a PG-13 it's nice to see someone is making films for adults, even if they're a little bit childish.
well some blonde haired blue by semisaj	Sep 7th, 2007 07:42:32 PM
well some blonde haired blue eyed germans are gooks and muslims recently 'Hail Hitler'..that mad me laugh..now when i look on the tube, plane or a bus..they are all terroists..not just just the brownies
Ridiculous Killings by Devastating	Sep 7th, 2007 07:47:18 PM
I just want this one to have a body count as high as the previous Rambo flicks! And the same goes for the crazy manner in which he slaughters these hapless kidnappers...
Awesome new There Will Be Blood Trailer here by Midol Boy	Sep 7th, 2007 07:47:45 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index. cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=17575421
rocky 3-The best delivered by semisaj	Sep 7th, 2007 07:49:14 PM
rocky 3-The best delivered line in cinema..ever What's your prediction for the fight?"-Reporter "PAIN!!"-Clubber second best John Carpenters The Thing 'You gaotta be fucking kidding me' Just after the head turns into a spider thingie
Previous Rambo Flicks by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 07:49:22 PM
First Blood is a classic, II and III are bad beyond belief, but not in a good way. It seems this new one is gonna be a hit, as retarded guys love to see Rambo machinegunning Asians, Muslims and what not. I think Mr. Stallone is gonna lose a whole lot of credit in Hollywood, his chances of ever working with a really great director are pretty slim. Maybe he can do Hostel III with Eli Roth after this one or do House Of The Dead III with Dr. Boll.
Fuck Yeah!! by phoenixmagi	Sep 7th, 2007 07:54:05 PM
Can't wait!! Welcome back Sly! Can't wait for his return Q & A. Everything about this movie looks like a guaranteed hard R thank you for not making this PG-13 Like Live Free or Die (GUNSHOT) keep it up Sly! and about fucking time Lionsgate.
Rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Stuntcock Mike	Sep 7th, 2007 07:55:09 PM
Can't wait.
Alot of gooks are Muslims. I find that term offensive. by Midol Boy	Sep 7th, 2007 07:56:54 PM
Muslims, that is.
RAMBO!!! by TattooedBillionaire	Sep 7th, 2007 07:57:46 PM
This looks great, and I can't wait to see it!
Slyvester Stallone will redeem Hollywood. by Daddylonghead	Sep 7th, 2007 07:58:08 PM
Fuck it, he will redeem cinema!! I cannot express how fucking PSYCHED I am for John Rambo. After Balboa? My god, what an amazing film that was. Now this... I can't WAIT!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by la_sith	Sep 7th, 2007 07:58:44 PM
Nuff said! This R000000LZ
The New There Will Be Blood Trailer Kicks ASS!!!!!!!!!! by Midol Boy	Sep 7th, 2007 08:01:05 PM
As does this. Although, I have reservations. I don't like Stallone as much since the steroids thing. I don't know why that surprised me, though. Any thoughts?
IF YOU DO NOT FIND THIS TRAILER AWESOME by Daddylonghead	Sep 7th, 2007 08:05:39 PM
THEN YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND
I just got off the phone with Flash Gordon by Trik_Ster	Sep 7th, 2007 08:10:00 PM
He said "My show rocks" I LOL'ed
I Love Me Some Rambo by kevinwillis.net	Sep 7th, 2007 08:12:15 PM
More so than I ever cared about Balboa. I want to see one man defeat an army. It was frickin' awesome in First Blood, and this will be the most awesome Rambo flick since First Blood, without a doubt. Now if we could only get Schwarzenegger to star in Commando vs. Rambo, I'd have a full on 80s geekgasm.
Calling Midol Boy a retard = offensive to retards by Bong	Sep 7th, 2007 08:15:44 PM
Yea I know "retard" isnt PC...I'm just stooping down to Midol Boy's level
Will this be promoted as a religious flick, too? by Thick McRunFast	Sep 7th, 2007 08:30:01 PM
Like Sly did with BALBOA? I guess...the blood of the Lamb, the sword of God, vengeance is Mine, right? You fanboys will have to pardon me if I don't have a taste for fantasy war flicks after the last 4 1/2 years.
Holy Shit!! by BetaRayBill07	Sep 7th, 2007 08:43:09 PM
Hell yeah!! This is gonna fucking rule!! Which one of my fellow talkbackers is gonna bash this trailer? Get bent, you losers!!
That looks violent as Fuck by triplefive	Sep 7th, 2007 08:47:54 PM

Thick McRunFast by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 08:49:14 PM
Yes, I expect this movie to have "deeper meaning" as well. I mean, Stallone could not get away with just killing hundreds of Asians in gruesome ways only. Of course those gory killings are gonna be the sole reason why this movie is gonna be a big hit. But Stallone is no doubt gonna make it deep, profound and touching as well. Leave it up to him. They don't call him Sly for nuthin' right ?
Jaws by Thick McRunFast	Sep 7th, 2007 08:51:17 PM
I sure hope you were trying to make a funny.
JR/talkback by Lerkst	Sep 7th, 2007 08:56:30 PM
JR looks great, Stallone is ahead of his game. Odd thing is, his Q&A on this site---fantastic. But, it was almost anti-climatic at the same time...I haven't seen a real attempt at one recently. Sure, Bruce showed up for a brief one, but nothing as groundbreaking as Sly. I think it would be a good idea to NEVER have another one---let Stallone's Q&A stand as what it is. Many a celebrity could take a lesson in respect and honour from Mr. Stallone. It's true.
Looks like... by jimmy rabbitte	Sep 7th, 2007 08:57:57 PM
...Stallone is trying to get right what Live Free or Die Quietly got wrong... The initial footage looks better than the three films starring Rambo.
Thick by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 09:00:59 PM
I'm not saying that I am gonna be touched and moved by his hardcore exploitation film, but I'm pretty sure he's gonna try to justify some or a lot of his character behaviour,just like he did in the previous films. Of course.
Where's Cobra 2? by bigbadbua	Sep 7th, 2007 09:08:09 PM
We get Rocky Balboa, and then a new Rambo movie...... Where is my Cobra 2?
PUTA QUE PARIU!!!!!!!!!! by the_man_from_Rio	Sep 7th, 2007 09:09:31 PM
that kicked my ass on so many levels of ass kicking. i think it reached level 8 (lee vs norris). i didn't know the story takes place in thailand...and damn, it looks bloody as it bloody should.
I'm pretty sure they'll be no COBRA 2 by Thick McRunFast	Sep 7th, 2007 09:10:33 PM
...because no one will go see a movie titled MARION COBRETTI.
Jaws Wayne by Sir Loin	Sep 7th, 2007 09:19:15 PM
Are your posts serious? I love you lefties, so caring and tolerant. Hillary's top fundraiser, now in custody after ditching bail hearing, is Asian, perhaps Rambo should've gone after him too. hahaha. Don't get angry, have more weed.
semisaj I call bullshit by classyfredblassy	Sep 7th, 2007 09:21:26 PM
I out of 4 Indonesians say support violent Jihad. in a country of over 140 million, that is a pretty big number. And it one country. Not saying they are like that, but you can discount the daily violence in places like Thailand, the Philippines, Jordan, Morocco, Sudan, Somalia, India, East Timor, etc.... Plus I find it really funny we have to have a disclaimer on before "24" that says all muslims are not evil ...yadda yadda yadda. Do you think Iran says "all jews really are not pigs or nazis" before they show their fine program about evil old Jewish doctors stealing the eyes from young muslims girls? And just to finish, why did Osma become the most popular name in the muslim world? He ain't about violence, right? Nah.
I'd see MARION COBRETTI twice in one night. . . by Nice Marmot	Sep 7th, 2007 09:23:30 PM
. . . it needs to happen.
The Party at Kitty and Stud's 2 by Jaws Wayne	Sep 7th, 2007 09:29:26 PM
Featuring Estelle Getty as Kitty
A v P 2 is trying to copy JOHN RAMBO's approach... by ABking	Sep 7th, 2007 09:34:28 PM
...by making an R rated trailer for the fans...but I have a feeling that A v P 2 will still disappoint, but that JOHN RAMBO is gonna KICK UNHOLY ASS if ROCKY BALBOA is any indication --we have one of the best movies of 2008 to look forward to...now if only James Cameron would leak to us that Arnold will make an extended cameo in AVATAR;)
Ave It! by Cupid Stunt	Sep 7th, 2007 09:44:50 PM
That trailer looks awesome, he is looking to re-launch his career big time with this movie. I forsee many a sequel to Stallone's other franchises. Demolition man 2 of the starboard Bow!
Demolition Man 2 by Bouncy X	Sep 7th, 2007 09:53:39 PM
awwww man its too bad wesley cant come back....i'm sure he'd enjoy having a movie in theaters again. course i guess they could do a time travel story since it was set in the future so who knows....blade may be dead but simon might not.
No Jerry Goldsmith by Osmosis Jones	Sep 7th, 2007 09:55:42 PM
= no reason to see this. The Rambo movies fucking sucked.
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. .... by Ashok0	Sep 7th, 2007 09:56:05 PM
...
Oh. My. God. by Queefer Bukkake	Sep 7th, 2007 09:56:34 PM
That looks pathetic.
So PTA is directing SAW IV? by Ashok0	Sep 7th, 2007 09:57:01 PM
I didn't see that coming.
makeup & gore effects by Tom Savini by guerillakarma	Sep 7th, 2007 10:06:11 PM
that's who's doing them right?
Awesomeness by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Sep 7th, 2007 10:26:46 PM
Can't wait for this, too much avid farting in that trailer though.
"It's Over Johnny. It's OVER!" by uss cygnus	Sep 7th, 2007 10:28:20 PM
Talk about your worst nightmare...John Rambo NOT fighting Islamic Terrorists intent on killing Americans? Puh-leeze. Holy ducking, Batman!
Rambo cooks up his own "jungle botox"! by Flim Springfield	Sep 7th, 2007 10:39:50 PM

Hope "OFFICIAL TRAILER" plays with SAW IV! by ABking	Sep 7th, 2007 10:41:21 PM
I assume JOHN RAMBO will open President's Day weekend in February or in March! We need this trailer over SAW IV!
YAY by pearboy	Sep 7th, 2007 10:45:32 PM
RAMBO GORNO!!!! Lionsgate should stop making movies and open a theatrical blood factory...oh wait
Colonel Trautman says: What you call crap, by kabong	Sep 7th, 2007 10:46:40 PM
Rambo calls home. But if he can use that big knife on Murdock, all will be well.
LIONSGATE JSUT ANNOUNCED.... by FuckMichaelBay	Sep 7th, 2007 10:46:53 PM
...'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot 2 & 3'! They're going to shoot them back to back like 'Pirates' to save time..it's a cliffahnger. They're also casting for a 'Young Estelle Getty'. I wonder if they're doing flashbacks like in the new 'Star Trek'.
Cobra 2? Nah the next follow up needs to be... by BetaRayBill07	Sep 7th, 2007 10:48:38 PM
Stop, Or My Mom's Rotting Corpse Will Shoot!!
WHITE POWER by BringingSexyBack	Sep 7th, 2007 10:51:09 PM
That's my reaction to this trailer.
I just got off the phone with Teri Hatcher. by SideshowScott	Sep 7th, 2007 11:01:09 PM
She is deeply sorry, but she'll have to pass on T&C 2.
best line in a film isfrom Big Trouble in Littlle China by Doc_Strange	Sep 7th, 2007 11:05:29 PM
You just listen to the ol' porkchop express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night alright? When some wild-eyed 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, half the back of your favorite head up against the bar room, and he looks you crooked in the eye and asks if you paid your dues...... Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
SLY - this is too gruesome. I wouldn't go see it... by mrzero27	Sep 7th, 2007 11:06:06 PM
And I LOVE the first two movies. All of that gore overshadows everything...
Quicktime called... by pencil-man	Sep 7th, 2007 11:09:33 PM
... and it shits on your buffering.
cobra 2-please no bridgette by pikagreg	Sep 7th, 2007 11:13:21 PM
cobra was one of my favorite movies ever....i even tried the match in the mouth thing, until i found out by tasting one that the things are covered in some sort of flammable fluid...not exactly appetizing...or safe...you're the disease, i'm the vaccine
John Rambo Hater, this is your testicles calling. by Daddylonghead	Sep 7th, 2007 11:17:38 PM
Remember us? Those gonads that used to hang under your shriveled little pink acorn? Well, we're sorry that you find this footage TOO SCARY AND BLOODY, but we, your emancipated gonads, think it's AWESOME. You ever miss us? No? You're happy watching PG-13 movies? Okay then.
Next Year's Little Miss Sunshine... by SifoDyasJr.	Sep 7th, 2007 11:35:18 PM
Seriously... who keeps funding these things???
fxing AWESOME by fractureJonze	Sep 7th, 2007 11:37:43 PM
Man looks like a pissed off tank! He looks bigger than even the other movies somehow! I liked how the other trailer showed the bad guys chasing him with bloodhounds. Really brings it back full circle to the first one!
Fuck me! by WONKABAR	Sep 7th, 2007 11:46:00 PM
This is Rambo!
Daddy... by mrzero27	Sep 7th, 2007 11:50:11 PM
You're right - up close KILLING is AWESOME... It's exactly what we need more of. Tell me, what on earth do you need Rambo for when you can get all of the Torture Porn you so obviously need, crave, and deserve from (far) less intelligent sources (Hostel, Saw 5, etc.) I'll bet you just can't wait to actually kill. Yeah, KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! LOVE THE KILL! WATCH THE KILL! KILL! KILL! SAY IT WITH ME BITCH! KILL! KILL! YEAH!
I WANT, WHAT EVERY AMERICAN WANTS by boogy110	Sep 7th, 2007 11:52:34 PM
Another Rambo movie! Fucking AY!!! This looks kick ass, and not that pop corn bullshit like the Marine with John Cena
John Rambo has nothing to do with First Blood by BringingSexyBack	Sep 7th, 2007 11:52:49 PM
Watch the trailer, then watch First Blood. The 2 characters are from totally different universes.
I guess Rambo won't be rooting for Hung on Top Chef by BringingSexyBack	Sep 8th, 2007 12:03:12 AM
I will though
MIDOL BOY by aportee	Sep 8th, 2007 12:05:25 AM
do you even have a brain. ingorant
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!! by soysauce0014	Sep 8th, 2007 12:06:59 AM
I hope Johnny Drama has a cameo as Son-of-Rambo.
Rambo V! by Chief Joseph	Sep 8th, 2007 12:10:42 AM
Rambo V should be a shellshocked John Rambo confined to a retirement home that mistakes the nurses for the Viet Cong during flashbacks.
TORTURE PORN!!! WOOOO TORTURE PORN!! by wolvenom	Sep 8th, 2007 12:16:52 AM
I LOVE TORTURE PORN!
WAR PORN!!! WOOOOO WAR PORN!! by wolvenom	Sep 8th, 2007 12:17:41 AM
I LOVE WAR PORN!
WAR PORN IS SO SEXY! by wolvenom	Sep 8th, 2007 12:18:28 AM
I love the brief glimpse of the stick being shoved through somebody's skull. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL SOME DROOL WORTHY WAR PORN!
THIS... IS... RAMBO-TOWN!!!! by Johnno	Sep 8th, 2007 12:53:13 AM
I'm sold! And I don't even like gorey movies!
Gooks lay by Filmrage	Sep 8th, 2007 01:14:48 AM
er . . . i mean, 'Looks gay. ha ha. What's next, Arnie in Commando 2.
What the??? by tehgreekhammer	Sep 8th, 2007 01:15:27 AM
Is this thing on??
Behold the power of Human Growth Hormone! by Yeti	Sep 8th, 2007 01:18:23 AM
Be interesting to see what the reaction to this movie is in our hyper-sensative climate.
Yes yes, that's all very good, but by kafka07	Sep 8th, 2007 01:50:53 AM
will the movie have violence? It's hard to tell. They seem to leave a lot to the imagination.
STALLONE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED by robzass	Sep 8th, 2007 02:01:47 AM
He's just so creepy and unpleasant looking anymore.
I don't care if this movie turns out good or not... by BJ Stumpz	Sep 8th, 2007 02:01:50 AM
....Sly already has my money on opening night, based solely on the respect I have for him and ROCKY BALBOA. That's how much I loved that film.
Commando 2 by mrbong	Sep 8th, 2007 02:03:02 AM
would be ace, as long as it is a sensible plot. my pitch would be a deposed dictator kidnaps Matrix's grandson or granddaughter in order to make Matrix go and kill the president who overthrew the "baddie". instead of doing it, however, Matrix goes and absolutely knacks everybody instead. if he could do a Tarzan impression in a supermarket at some point, or even perhaps pick up a Porsche with one hand, well so much the better.
Stallone making movies for GUYS WHO LIKE MOVIES! by captboulder	Sep 8th, 2007 02:25:30 AM
And not movies about 95lbs chicks beating up 10 guys 3X their sizes, while not getting wrinkle! Saw Ultraviolet and turned that shit off! It became too fucking ridiculous!
Who the fuck is Buffering? by godoffireinhell	Sep 8th, 2007 02:44:12 AM
Just tell me, I really wanna kill that motherfucker.
To paraphrase Jesse Ventura... by Sledge Hammer	Sep 8th, 2007 02:52:36 AM
..."Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here, this movie will make you a God damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me." Personally I'm greatly looking forward to seeing an old school, unapologetically hardcore pulls no punches 80's style action movie again, and for those of us that grew up on, and still love those types of movies, they are way too rare these days in this overslicked and politically correct pg-13 cinematic world we now find ourselves in. And if the actual film is even half as enjoyable as that teaser, I'll be well happy. Not everything has to be high art, sometimes pure escapist entertainment is exactly what's called for, and I'm hoping that's what we'll get with this film.
Lionsgate is the same studio that by messi	Sep 8th, 2007 03:07:28 AM
fucked the Punisher in the ass. And hired a woman to direct the sequel and replaced the lead actor who was a 'quality' actor. A woman for punisher, people would say i'm sexist, but fuck it, when it comes to The Punisher I am. Punisher needs balls. Not Vagina.
Rob Zombie's Rambo by budbundy1978	Sep 8th, 2007 03:07:54 AM
See Rambo battle a cannibalistic family of trailer trash murderers,lead by the satanic Bill Mosely and watch him rape a villager and call John Rambo a cock sucker.
Rob Zombie's Rambo by budbundy1978	Sep 8th, 2007 03:07:55 AM
See Rambo battle a cannibalistic family of trailer trash murderers,lead by the satanic Bill Mosely and watch him rape a villager and call John Rambo a cock sucker.
When I was a kid by messi	Sep 8th, 2007 03:15:19 AM
at 4 years old. Robocop, Commando and Predator were staples in my vcr. My dad would rent them for me. He would also rent me Van Damme movies especially Kickboxer which I rented multiple times and the American Nija series which I loved. He also rented me The Perfect Weapon which was also a sweet movie. Growing up with 80's action movies is the way to grow up. Of course I had the other staples in Star Wars, Superman, Back to the Future etc.
Cool! Looks like TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Sep 8th, 2007 03:15:55 AM
I like that!
Unwatchable by BenBraddock	Sep 8th, 2007 03:16:41 AM
No, literally! Is it available for download on Quicktime?
John Matrix and John Rambo vs Islamic Extremists by messi	Sep 8th, 2007 03:20:31 AM
Do not fuck with them.
UMAGA by messi	Sep 8th, 2007 03:21:37 AM
Transformers wasn't fun? Get your cock out of your ass and stop fucking a book and enjoy shit you cunt.
Looking savage by football	Sep 8th, 2007 03:32:00 AM
Could be good fun! Looks better than Rambo 2 and 3.
MESSI by Phategod1	Sep 8th, 2007 03:43:04 AM
I don't know if your calling that guy a cunt for hating transformers but if so give a rest you where one biggest haters here and now what, your a staunch Transformers supporter just cause you got some secret hidden Genome which allowed you to actually enjoy that bullshit, I call Shenanigans!
Too terms that are very offensive. by Midol Boy	Sep 8th, 2007 03:55:25 AM
Buffering and Muslims. Very Offensive.
Lionsgate are only distributing this by godoffireinhell	Sep 8th, 2007 03:55:40 AM
and not financing/producing it like they do with PUNISHER 2. I doubt they have much say in the creative aspects of the flick.
JOHN RAMBO: ROID RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Midol Boy	Sep 8th, 2007 03:58:36 AM
Captured perfectly in this film. Now, will John kill his wife, suffocate his son, and hang himself in the end?
So... er... it's not like a PG13 then, right? by alucardvsdracula	Sep 8th, 2007 04:19:04 AM
Now that DOES look tasty, and messy and violent as fuck. Count me in John Boy.
The snake should have a knife and a gun by futureman3000	Sep 8th, 2007 04:22:19 AM
He's gonna bite you, then stab you, then shoot you.
Leeeeeroooooy by evil mystical ninja	Sep 8th, 2007 04:42:33 AM
JJJJJJJJenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iins
Looks like Rambo III only sicker by barnaby jones	Sep 8th, 2007 04:43:11 AM
Doesn't seem to be going back to basics at all.
No mental aylums in Ramboland by CuervoJones	Sep 8th, 2007 04:51:15 AM
Poor guy, he´s nuts. I think Rambo´s adventures just happen inside his head.
Why is he killing philipino men in Florida? by CuervoJones	Sep 8th, 2007 05:03:50 AM
Is Al Leong in this movie?
Stallone making movies for GUYS WHO LIKE GUYS! by CuervoJones	Sep 8th, 2007 05:06:31 AM
And not movies about 95lbs chicks beating up 10 guys 3X their sizes
That was some blood thirsty shit by BendersShinyAss	Sep 8th, 2007 05:52:36 AM
i still much prefer the drifter trying to outrun the law. Imagine the same film but in the woods of backwater buttfuck americana
Jesus TittyFuckin Christ by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Sep 8th, 2007 06:04:06 AM
that brought a tear to this old softies eye.
Shannanananananese..neese by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Sep 8th, 2007 06:59:29 AM
John Rambos' gunna make you bleed!
YES! YES! YES! by viranth	Sep 8th, 2007 07:11:39 AM
I live this new Rambo!
Censorship by Jaws Wayne	Sep 8th, 2007 07:26:48 AM
Do any of you truly believe the killing scenes as seen so far are gonna be like this in the R-Rated theatrical version ? Forget it. Did any of you read the final script for this film ? Is Rambo gonna die at the end ? (I can already imagine what his final speech is gonna be like, just getting teary-eyed and choked up already thinking about the beautiful/Elephant Man like deliverance of those final words)
AWESOME!!! Totally AWESOME!!! by Dr Gregory House	Sep 8th, 2007 07:37:46 AM
Don't fuck us Lionsgate! Oh, and all you pussy-ass haters...SUFFER!!!
I'm waiting for "Raymond Tango" and "Joseph Dredd" by rjcjr9	Sep 8th, 2007 07:46:14 AM
Both of those get back to the gritty roots of the original films.
John Rambo! Fuck Yeah! by JAGUART	Sep 8th, 2007 08:06:08 AM
Comin' to save the muthafuckin' day yeah!
I've gotta... by rxse7en	Sep 8th, 2007 08:08:11 AM
RAMBONER!
I doubt it will be censored. by C Legion	Sep 8th, 2007 08:08:13 AM
Stallone is just showing all the violence to generate hype. I don't think this will be a Warno film, I expect this to be a serious war film, this isn't the Stallone of the 80's. Once the violence is seen in context by the censors I doubt they will cut it.
Stop! Or my wife and daughter will shoot! by Diagnostic	Sep 8th, 2007 08:11:51 AM
yawn
ooops. by Diagnostic	Sep 8th, 2007 08:13:18 AM
What I really meant.... Stop! Or my wife, daughter, and grand-daughter will shoot!
Now all the Talkbackers will enlist so they can kill by BringingSexyBack	Sep 8th, 2007 08:17:54 AM
some brown people too. Bloodlust ... it's a good thing.
The violence is acceptable because he's killing tyrants by DarfurOnTheRocks	Sep 8th, 2007 08:50:12 AM
But to paraphrase Nietzsche, Rambo needs to take care not to become one himself. Stallone's use of violence is very liberal. However, he does so in a rather conservative fashion. This level of violence is posited as being acceptable because the enemy are coloured and non-christian. Everything seems to be ok because he it defending missionaries. I wonder what would be the reaction he John J went to Palestine to protect the little kids from the onslaught of the IDF in their land grab?
BringingSexyBack. by C Legion	Sep 8th, 2007 08:51:22 AM
What a silly comment. Humans are violent creatures by nature, violent films are cathartic. So I'd argue that watching screen violence is more likely to make you less violent in real life than the opposite. I abhor real violence, War is an abomination, but I still love seeing John J tear peoples throats out.
t’s Over the Top- but not arm-wrestlin' by Shelbs	Sep 8th, 2007 08:54:41 AM
We’ve seen John in Action- but not like this. This is different. It’s Over the Top- and I ‘m not talking arm-wrestling here, fellas. Why is this film so much more gory and intense..? Stallone’s a smart guy. People think he IS Rocky Balboa, a slurring, good-natured neanderthal. But that’s not him. That’s just one of the great characters he created. Sly himself has got an agenda: he’s got something to say: and I think in this movie, we can see, rather explicitly- what it is. He’s saying, to his future audience, ”Oh-you like torture porn? You like to see marine’s smakin’ the sht out of Johnny foreigner? You want revenge for 9/11? Well try this. Come down and chomp some of this sht! Eat it up! I hope you gorge yourselves on this violence, you frustrated, corrupt Americans- and I hope you fucking’ choke. “ Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing! How d’you like them apples? I keep thinking about the scene where Rambo turns the fifty-calibre mounted machine gun and shreds some anonymous wop to pieces. I couldn’t help thinking that John represents America (as Sly intended), and the guy at the wrong end of that sickly, fuck off gun is all those third-world people who tried to strand up for themselves- and we’re smacked down by the most powerful nation on earth, exercising their tremendous and terrifying power of over-kill: “I’m retribution- I am become death: and if you fuck with America, we will send all of your children to Kingdom Come..”
What's with Stallone and the five letter names? by Immortal_Fish	Sep 8th, 2007 09:08:32 AM
Rocky, Rambo, Cobra, Dredd, Oscar... and these are only off the top of my head. Hell, Night Hawks are each five letter words. Am I the only one to have noticed this? Stallone must have his tarot cars read to him before his career started gaining momentum, and everything was weighted by an upright five of swords.
I thought the violence was obsessive... by wetzello	Sep 8th, 2007 09:25:12 AM
...with all of the head exploding like Gallagher watermelons, but I looked over at Kurt Russell and he was laughing, so I guess it's OK.
The rating. by Fenrisulfr	Sep 8th, 2007 09:25:31 AM
It's hard to believe this film will get an R-rating. The violence in there looks so realistic. The whole look of the film has some kind of documentary feel. It may very well be the most realistic depiction of the horrors of war released in a mainstream film. Noticed the 6 guerrileros grabbing that asian woman to rape her in the trailer? Or the bamboo stabbed in the leg wound? Couldn't even count the dismemberments, decapitations, and bodies mangled by bullets. Saving Private Ryan looks like a PG-13 compared to it. Also, the critics will literally destroy the flick and STallone when it comes out, JOHN RAMBO will surely be labelled "sickening" and "racist". Can't wait to see it, though. :-P
John Rambo is the only TRUE treatment... by T 1000 xp professional	Sep 8th, 2007 09:28:12 AM
for Male Enhancement....i'm cracking up over Daddylonghead's comment about the nuts haha, that was pretty funny....Oh yeah, and if this rocks like it looks like it's going to, It will quench my thirst for a Metal Gear Solid movie. That is saying alot by the way.
Mr. Stallone, can I call you...Dad? by T 1000 xp professional	Sep 8th, 2007 09:29:24 AM

How is anyone offended by this? by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Sep 8th, 2007 09:50:32 AM
This is not a documentary style feature its an action film and action films are by their very nature violent. The accusation of racism are baseless too. Sly is not an extreme right wing goon. Its a shame people like Reagan tried to transpose their politics on to the Rambo character.
Realese Date! by VERY METAL	Sep 8th, 2007 09:57:16 AM
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease :)
rambo on lost by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2007 09:58:48 AM
locke's leg was acting up, and the nurse girl was coming on to him.
rambo 4: destroy all muslims by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2007 10:02:28 AM
pinoys turned into chunky salsa. oughtta stab people with his dick.
'riod rage! by ironic_name	Sep 8th, 2007 10:03:56 AM
bitch tits.
RAMBO V: BROWN SKIN APOCALYPSE by BringingSexyBack	Sep 8th, 2007 10:24:33 AM
I love when brown people get slaughtered onscreen. It validates my sense of white superiority.
I'm still gonna see it, BUT by SpencerTrilby	Sep 8th, 2007 10:38:03 AM
I was hoping for a lil' less action, and a lil' more conversation. Keep the action for the movie Sly! And please don't turn it into a boring, dumb unrated A-Team episode. This spring's footage WAS bloody enough.
Stallone... by Philvis	Sep 8th, 2007 11:12:41 AM
You had me at a head being blown off.
Will this have blood or be watered down like DH4? by IAmJack'sUserID	Sep 8th, 2007 11:21:42 AM
I have a feeling we are going to see a more talky, "sensitive" Rambo who wants to open up about not being accepted in grade school and being pranked to ask the hottest girl in school to the prom only to be rejected in a huge way, which causes him to snap. Or have feelings of inadequacy. Also, Rambo has a shirt on, that's like...like..a non-Yippee Ki Yay-saying John McClane.
Sly does have an agenda... by ABking	Sep 8th, 2007 11:52:40 AM
...to prove that he is still the KING OF ACTION (a title he shares with Arnold)! This new footage proves that and then some...
RAMBO= ONLY TRUE ACTION HERO HERE by havehope	Sep 8th, 2007 12:32:28 PM
Jason Bourne needs to take a back seat, it's all about John Rambo!!!!
Looks like one big, awesome animated GIF! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Sep 8th, 2007 12:32:36 PM
Kill! Kill! Kill! Die! Die! Die! Boom! Boom! EXPLODE!!! I'm sure there will be an underlying message though...
The GOOD stuff ! by 2Sheds	Sep 8th, 2007 01:16:49 PM
If this movie is half as good as that show reel, then its a welcome return to form for the action movie genre. At last i can use the term "action movie" again without mumbling and looking at my feet.
At least he didn't say any Deliverance lines.. by theonecalledshoe	Sep 8th, 2007 01:17:18 PM
As far as pics go I'd trust someone like Oliver Stone for war movies. Past that I think that "Why We Fight." has its talk about such a subject.
Thats awesome by canvasseamonkey	Sep 8th, 2007 01:23:24 PM
I love the gore!
its not gore... its WAR PORN! by wolvenom	Sep 8th, 2007 01:37:38 PM
war porn makes my loins quiver with anticipation
Seriously... by NubtheSquirrel	Sep 8th, 2007 01:51:47 PM
Is this movie directed by Paul Verhoven? Certainly looks that way by the amount of gore there was in that footage. Looks gloriously violent. I will probably check it out.
jesus fuckin christ by Lil LoLo	Sep 8th, 2007 01:54:16 PM
white dude vs. evil brown people part 100.
Even if it's watered down for theaters by Doc_Strange	Sep 8th, 2007 02:25:23 PM
I got a feeling it won't sit well with Stallone and he'll release a definitive edition of the film. My senses tell me that he just won't allow the Studio to water the film down in the first place and we'll end up seeing all the footage here onscreen.
Wheelchair/Walker Accessible? by Devilboi	Sep 8th, 2007 02:25:57 PM
Does Thailand have an accessibility policy for our 61 year old friend?
Action films well into his 70's...both he and ARNOLD! by ABking	Sep 8th, 2007 02:42:46 PM
If Sly really wanted to -after studios see the man still has what it takes- he could do hard hitting action films into his 70's! But Sly wants to go out on a high and direct after JOHN RAMBO...POE is possibly next if QT doesn't land him for INGLORIOUS BASTARDS! When Arnold comes back at age 63 with TRUE LIES 2 or the third PREDATOR (like rumored) then the world will be fine again...
ABking still sucking on the wacky gas I see... by IAmJack'sUserID	Sep 8th, 2007 03:30:18 PM
Listen, freako. Stallone and Schwarzeneggar haven't been the kings of anything, except has-beens. The sooner you come to realize this, the sooner the gents in the white jackets might loosen the straps on your funny coat. Or they need to up your meds, because they ain't taking!
I'd buy that for a dollar! by Kamikaze Skeleton	Sep 8th, 2007 04:22:12 PM
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Hmm. The action looks ok but by veritasses	Sep 8th, 2007 04:24:34 PM
I hope all that carnage plays just a small part to a good, solid story. Rocky I and First Blood are classics because of the story not the action. Keeping my fingers crossed....
I hope he used Jerry Goldsmith's soundtrack by NepomukProebstl	Sep 8th, 2007 04:31:23 PM
I don't want a Terminator 3, where the composer didn't use the main themes at all, and I don't want a Live Free or Die Hard, where the composer used two themes, but where the music sounded absolutely nothing like the original. For Goldsmith's sake, use his MUSIC. The main theme, the action scores, please do. It won't be a true sequel without it. Could any of you Ain't it Coolers who talk to Sly on the phone tell him that? LOL. Not really I guess. But why not?
ABKing is KOOL! by TomBodet	Sep 8th, 2007 04:40:32 PM
The UBER Sly/Ahnold fanboy. Leave'em be, at least it's better than seeing fucking Herkimer there spooging all the time about all things Whedon like he does. Fuck THAT.
I'm with ya abking by liljuniorbrown	Sep 8th, 2007 04:54:18 PM
Fuck the nay sayers, if Stallone Ah Nuld and Bruce the man Willis wanted to take over the world I would gladly help. There movies always deliver hardocre action. It might not be considered as "art" but damn if it isn't fun.
Stallone is a Real American Unlike GI Joe by The Green Monster	Sep 8th, 2007 05:28:28 PM
This movie is going to be 150 percent kick-ass. Stallone is the man. Maybe he should be the one to do G.I. Joe unlike the commie hack Stephen Sommers.
Stallone rules by Toby___Wong	Sep 8th, 2007 05:54:32 PM
whether you like it or don't like it. A god among actors. Long live Stallone. Keep them movies coming. And yeah, I want to see a Cobra 2 as well.
What Was Stallone's Best On-Screen Name? by DarfurOnTheRocks	Sep 8th, 2007 06:12:29 PM
Marion Cobretti takes it for me.... John Spartan was cool also.
2Sheds, I appreciate your post... by monster2Bpitied	Sep 8th, 2007 06:40:11 PM
But why 2Sheds?
Welcome to the jungle!! by Lornsorrow	Sep 8th, 2007 07:10:03 PM
Now die!!! Fuck yeah that looked great! Thanks Stallone for giving us some hard R to look forward to. Looks like there will be some good hard looks and thoughts from Rambo as well as violence. I'm so fucking excited I might spontaneously combust!
I miss the cinematography of Rambo 2 and 3 but by Neo Zeed	Sep 8th, 2007 07:18:34 PM
I'll still watch this movie. Stallone rules!
WARNO by pearboy	Sep 8th, 2007 07:21:45 PM
uuuuh I guess that works :[ how about Warnography? Yeah basically the same...
IAmJack'sUserID...HAS0BEEN? by ABking	Sep 8th, 2007 07:28:59 PM
Has-beens??? If the word "has-been" means someone who is governing a state at the moment (Arnold) and someone who is about to open a 1 billion dollar Casino (Sly) then you are right, both are HAS-BEENS! You fail to realize that both Sly and Arnold are still THE KINGS OF THE ACTION GENRE (not yet dethrowned) and that their last films were HIT movies with ROCKY BALBOA and T3! Now go give the JOHN RAMBO trailer more hits and make yourself useful;)
Urh, you're very delusional, ABKing. by IAmJack'sUserID	Sep 8th, 2007 08:02:43 PM
Yeah, Rocky Balboa was good, but guess what, IT WASN'T AN ACTION FILM!! And I dig Arnold as much as the next guy, but T3 was total crap and anyone who thinks otherwise has equally crap taste in movies. Besides Rocky, which wasn't too much of a hit, Stallone hasn't done anything worthwhile in...what...decades? Neither has Arnold either. Face it, pyscho, those two are action HAS-BEENS which isn't a bad thing, only an inevitability that both have reached. Of course, when they're dead (which won't be too far away) I am sure you'll still consider them the Kings of the Action Genre. How many restraining orders were placed on you today?
I know this isn't the right forum for this question by Turtlepride	Sep 8th, 2007 08:23:03 PM
I saw a picture of Susan sarandon when she was young and she was the spitting image of Christina Ricci. Am I crazy or do they both have the Bulgging eyeballs. They even speak the same way with the whole drawl thing. Couldn't you see Christina playing Susan's part if they made a remake of The rocky horror picture show. Am I crazy here?
It obviously by krushjudgement	Sep 8th, 2007 08:35:33 PM
Is what it is. How could you be unsure about this?
IAmJack'sUserID, tell me something... by ABking	Sep 8th, 2007 08:36:41 PM
Who has replaced both Sly and Arnold? The answer: NO ONE! They have reached a peak that no other actor (or better yet MOVIE STAR) making action films today can reach...only be sadly compaired to! Maybe alot of their last several films have sucked like THE 6TH DAY, AVENGING ANGELO, DRIVEN, COLLATERAL DAMAGE, EYE SEE YOU, BATMAN & ROBIN etc...but both are giving the FANS what they want now with the amazing ROCKY BALBOA and T3. T3 might have been following James Cameron's two masterpiece movies, but it more than lived up to them which was a hard task to even try. As for ROCKY BALBOA...Sly is on a roll again with the critics kissing his ass again and having a hit that grossed some $70,269,899 in the U.S. alone! JOHN RAMBO is sure to hit about 100 million...If Arnold is not in T4, he will be back with some major movie! You can go see THE GAME PLAN if you like but JOHN RAMBO is what the fans will enjoy...
I thought these were clips from the original! by reflecto	Sep 8th, 2007 09:20:16 PM
I was ready to laugh at this thing but that looks sweet.
Best line in a movie: by fanboy71	Sep 8th, 2007 09:21:20 PM
"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were Vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!" And John Rambo is going to kick ass. I haven't looked forward to a movie this much since Episode 1, and I've been pissed ever since. I bet Rambo delivers the goods though.
IAmJack'sUserID go suck a fuck! by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Sep 8th, 2007 10:40:36 PM
Whatever that means. Anyway Sly and Arnold are the greatest. And AB I enjoyed THE 6TH DAY, EYE SEE YOU (DETOX) and to a lesser extent DRIVEN. Collateral Dammage though, christ that was awful. ABKing is right though, no one has dethroned Sly and Arnold, who since them has had such a string of great action films that also happened to make lots of money? No one thats who! I wish Arnold hadn't gone into fucking politics though or we might have had King Conan on DVD by now...
this trailer.. by gotilk	Sep 8th, 2007 10:41:51 PM
actually made Chuck Norris wear a dress and start singing Tiny Tim songs while shaving his legs.
MPAA will have a heart attack. by scrivener	Sep 8th, 2007 11:40:34 PM
There is no fucking way the MPAA will let this slip by with an R rating. That shit looks way too real. Either Stallone will have to convince the studio and theatre chains to run an NC-17 Rambo movie (which I am totally fucking for, fuck yeah) or cut the shit out of it... like that guys arm in the trailer above.
News bulletin for dumbfucks who only look at race... by cyclo	Sep 8th, 2007 11:43:58 PM
The Burmese government and its military are a bunch of evil sadists. Sly did his homework, went over, took a look at the situation up close, and saw the suffering of the Burmese refugees who've been fleeing their own government for years... So yeah, the Burmese military deserves to be hacked to pieces by Rambo...
ALL CAPS EXCITEMENT!!!1! by JumpinJehosaphat	Sep 9th, 2007 12:20:39 AM
Well, people who type in all caps seem to like this trailer. Good enough for me. Can't wait to set next to these jackasses at the multiplex.
WOOOOOOOO WAR PORN! by wolvenom	Sep 9th, 2007 12:29:26 AM
wOOOoooooooooo
I LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!! WOOOOOOOOOO by wolvenom	Sep 9th, 2007 12:31:36 AM
I LIKE THE WAR PORN! THE WAR PORN IS GOOD! IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAR PORN THEN YOU ARE A POO POO HEAD! I LIKE PONIES! AND I LIKE APPLESAUCE!
WOW! That really WAS cool... by DoctorWho?	Sep 9th, 2007 01:16:01 AM
Not just that no holds barred gore...looks like some treachary and betrayel may be commin' Sly's way. There'll be hell to pay.Well cut trailer too
There's no easy way out! by GibsonUSA	Sep 9th, 2007 01:23:05 AM
There's no shortcut home!
That looks awesome by SG7	Sep 9th, 2007 02:47:25 AM
Some good gore in there. It could be al
Man, that was like some video nasty from the 80's!!! by HarryBlackPotter	Sep 9th, 2007 04:39:15 AM
Gore, gore, gore! Wonder if Stallone's been watching some Sam Pekinpah and Lucio Fulci movies. Nice to see blood that isn't CGI for once.
HUuuuuaaarrrrrrrarrrrrARRRRRRRRG ggggggghHHHHHHhhhh! by The True Priapic	Sep 9th, 2007 06:00:23 AM
Shoe shine,Johnny?Shoe shine?Ahnnhaaacannnnn ddduuunutthhhinn annnniissss gerrrnoooooofuggginleggss!
damn True Priapic! by ironic_name	Sep 9th, 2007 08:27:20 AM
i was just gonna say that. [really]
Dethroned? Again, to spell it out for you, there is no by IAmJack'sUserID	Sep 9th, 2007 08:29:30 AM
...such thing as KINGS OF THE ACTION GENRE. Yes, Arnold and Sly had some good-to-great movies, but like Trautman said, it's "OVER!" People look for a different type of hero now, not the muscle-bound mindless killers of the 80's and early 90's. So you can go on with your rant about Kings and all of that pointless crap, but the fact of the matter is those two's better days are behind them...long behind them. You can't even be objective about it you're such a flaming eruption of fanboyism. See, I too am a fan of Arnold and to some extent Sly, but I acknowledge the fact that they are way out of their prime and despite some recent success on Sly's part, both have had very little success lately. Again, T3 was a piece of shit, and Arnold did NOTHING for it but show up and dress the part. Even Sly is acknowledging this by closing his two most successful franchises. Maybe it would take a visit from him to tell you to your fanboy face to convince you, but I doubt it. In the business, it isn't about what you did 20 or 30 years ago (the era you're apparently stuck in) but its about what you are doing NOW. I want Rambo to succeed, but that has NOTHING to do with having the brains to realize when something is dead. And to the suck a fuck guy, you aren't even worth a sentence so feel honored I am being generous.
IAmJack'sUserID...so POE and... by ABking	Sep 9th, 2007 09:19:38 AM
So I take it after JOHN RAMBO Sly should just go live on an island in your warped opinion? So POE doesn't stand a chance of maybe opening the flood-gates for something new for Sly...GROW A BRAIN! Life doesn't end at 60 for people like Sly and Arnold! They are giving fans what they want right now and maybe sometime in the future a little re-invention might be in order for both ICONS!
This is the most anticipated movie of 2009 by Supermans	Sep 9th, 2007 10:15:25 AM
Yeah...Really...
RAMBO GETS A PASS by MrFacety	Sep 9th, 2007 10:57:38 AM
First Blood is a classic. I didn't bother watching the sequels. Bow and arrows blowing up tanks, nope ya lost me. But if he didn't do the sequel Eddie Murphy wouldn't have been able to do Beverly Hills Cop. I hope its worth it.
Sly is a LEGEND. GO RAMBO! by cyclo	Sep 9th, 2007 11:22:25 AM
When all is said and done, Sly will go down as one of the all-time greats in motion picture history and his life story will be made into a movie (seriously, his life story is ripe for a movie in and of itself -- having no money and selling your own dog on a street corner for $25 so you can EAT?)
Changing your position now, are we ABKing? by IAmJack'sUserID	Sep 9th, 2007 11:36:50 AM
First he was an un-dethronable action KING and now he is taking the chance to do something new? Which is it, loon? This may be attributed to your delusional nature, but no one said life ends at 60. However, for a convincing action star, it certainly isn't the beginning now is it? Why do you think Arnold chose a new path? Why is Stallone closing the chapter on his two most successful franchises? Both men were not doing it anymore, with Sly only having Rocky and Rambo to pay his bills, despite the fact that neither franchise was perfect. There were only a few good Rocky movies and the third Rambo was junk. The last good Arnold movie was what? True Lies? T2? Its been so long ago who remembers? Grow objectivity and seek immediate mental health care because you're as cuckoo as they come.
Oh, and the fact that you consider T3 "now" is further by IAmJack'sUserID	Sep 9th, 2007 11:40:12 AM
...testament to the state of your delusion and mental instability. THAT MOVIE WAS 5 YEARS AGO!! And NO, it gave us fans nothing. Sorry. Is it time for your meds again?
this is actually a documentary by ironic_name	Sep 9th, 2007 12:05:33 PM
sly is on the run from thai drug officers, palam bang bang! indonesia's president is named Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono. bambang! cool!
hey, there are twins!! by ironic_name	Sep 9th, 2007 12:08:11 PM
look up and to the left.
looks... by Slappy san	Sep 9th, 2007 12:56:05 PM
...bloody
Well by PacmanFever	Sep 9th, 2007 12:57:01 PM
I find it interesting that knowing all there is to know about a fictional comic book character or something similar is considered "cool" around these parts, but someone who is particularly keen on real live action stars is accused of being a psycho with several restraining orders to deal with.
This by Evil Chicken	Sep 9th, 2007 01:15:27 PM
Makes my heart smile - all warm and fuzzy like. I can't wait to see this one! Give 'em hell, Sly.
IAmJack'sUserID by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Sep 9th, 2007 01:38:27 PM
What are you trying to do achieve with your posts exactly? Why are you so desperate to tell everyone how SLY and ARNOLD are such massive has-beens? Why don't you fuck the fuck off unless you have something interesting to say.
IAmJack'sUserID....You're funny but not by ABking	Sep 9th, 2007 02:03:41 PM
Your medication jokes about me were cute at first but now it's old. Give it a rest, people get what you are trying to say about me being a major Arnold and Sly fan. You're not funny anymore, you're now pathetic. Now back to movie talk little man...the bottom line is: STALLONE is back because ROCKY BALBOA put him back, and he will hit even harder when JOHN RAMBO is released. Best years behind him or not, the man put himself back on top of Hollywood. Is he older now than in the 80's? Obviously you fucking moron. But is that what matters? NO you dip shit! The fact is, Stallone is a great filmmaker/director and he can do like Eastwood and direct himself in his own films. He doesn't need the studios anymore. All he needs is outside financiers, then a studio will gladly pick his film(s) up to distribute. You do understand Hollywood right? Ofcourse you DON'T. That's not to say the studios won't be going after him for some roles after JOHN RAMBO proves he's still got what it takes, even as you would say "his best years are behind him."....As for Arnold, the man has ALWAYS wanted to govern California and it was a great chance when the recall happened. If a recall wasn't around in 2003, he would have made KING CONAN and TRUE LIES 2 already. So your moronic comment about "why do I think Arnold entered politics" statement is as dumb as you are. You say you are an Arnold fan, please make sure you sign the CRUSADE and KING CONAN petition...you piece of SHIT. Can't wait for your obvious reply liitle man.
Just signed up. by 2Sheds	Sep 9th, 2007 02:26:10 PM
monster2Bpitied, glad you agree, 2Sheds is a Monty Python joke.
What's up w/ the Sly hate there JaackID? by Gamerra_Presley	Sep 9th, 2007 04:30:40 PM
Seriously. What the fuck? So ABKing is a huge fanboy of him and Terminable there. What difference does it fucking make to you? C'mon. At least these two have a decent body of work and and are worth discussing, unlike the ad-nauseum whackoff stuff about Bruce Campbell here. Okay? Fuck-I like Steve McQueen, do we all have your fucking permission to opine about 'Bullitt' or 'Great Escape' SIR??
anyone else find this weirdly depressing? by slappy jones	Sep 9th, 2007 05:09:30 PM
the desperation of it all??? especially after rocky balboa which I really thought was a great film ... it just looks to me stallone (who I like a lot and always have...totally robbed of an oscar for copland as far as I am concerned as he is fucking amazing in that) but its like he didn't understand the message of his own film....which I thought had a lot to do with going out with your pride and dignity. letting go of the past and accepting the future and he goes and makes this ridiculous looking thing. this trailer of whatever it is looks like what people imagine these types of films to be if they have never seenone if that makes any sense? likepeople who hate these types of rambo violent action films in their heads imagine them to be this over the top with violence as this trailer suggests....but they never were THAT violent. this looks it is bordering on becoming hot shots 3 it is so ridiculous and I find it all a bit sad.
i love stallone and all but cyclo by slappy jones	Sep 9th, 2007 05:12:42 PM
we are never ever ever going to see a fucking movie telling his life story
seriously... by mynameissylar	Sep 9th, 2007 07:33:58 PM
I'm confused, is Stallone or Swarzenegger in Cloverfield???
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH WAYNE BRADY by Kurzinski Valentine	Sep 9th, 2007 07:44:18 PM
NO REASON.
MAN, I LOVE RAMBO... by Wilclas	Sep 9th, 2007 07:54:03 PM
...Go, John!!! Kill ´em all!!!
Criticism of the Film's subject is Valid.... by DarfurOnTheRocks	Sep 9th, 2007 08:37:19 PM
People are talking about how the Burmese government is evil and deserve the fictional bloodletting that John Rambo brings, but seem never to consider why only coloured peoples are the only ones ever demonized in action movies. I would like to see an action movie where a hero saves the oppressed people of Palestine against the IDF. However, that is not going to happen because they are our buddies. All of this violence that Rambo dishes out seems to be acceptable because he is protecting Christian missionaries. You would have thought that a character that is part Cherokee might have a problem with those missionaries...
Sly, what happened to the classic RAMBO soundtrack? by ccdev	Sep 9th, 2007 08:40:02 PM
Sly, i sure hope you put the classic Rambo theme in the movie (teh teh tehh tehhh, teh teh tehhh tehh tehhh...), sure wouldn't be the same without it.
Speaking of the soundtrack.... by Bobo_Vision	Sep 9th, 2007 08:56:31 PM
...I found this on youtube. Someone added music to the John Rambo trailer. I find this kind of eerie, actually. http://tinyurl.com/yvmn3u
Apparently there's plenty of Just for Men: black by CreasyBear	Sep 9th, 2007 09:01:56 PM
available in Thai jungles.
John Rambo footage leaked in Turkey by Bobo_Vision	Sep 9th, 2007 09:19:01 PM
I also found some Rambo footage that has turned up in Turkey. Check it out: http://tinyurl.com/2ag8d9
Stallone has NOTHING to offer but steroids & cheap gore by Proman1984	Sep 9th, 2007 09:37:49 PM
and cheap stereotypes of course. As all you Silverstorewhores are jerking of to your hero please keep in mind that he isn't going back to Thailand to add more stuff to the movie, he is going back for re-shoots, more steroids and whatever shit he uses to dye his hair black. That and you are all pussies.
In the immortal words of McLovin by DirkD13"	Sep 10th, 2007 02:55:50 AM
"I got a boner"
DarfurOnTheRocks..... by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Sep 10th, 2007 01:51:20 PM
Rambo is also helping indigenous people who are victims of an oppressive regime. That why the missionaries go in there in the first place, not to convert everyone to fucking Christianity. Besides it is clear that this film will deal with Rambo's curse of being a perfect killing machine.
DarfurOnTheRocks, the race card is a loser in this case by cyclo	Sep 11th, 2007 12:28:30 AM
Ever heard of Die Hard? Who were the villains in that movie? Whites. Who were the villains in Lethal Weapon? Whites. Who were the villains in Raiders of the Lost Ark? Whites. Who are the villains in most every James Bond movie? Whites. Who was the villain in Superman Returns? A White. Who was the villain in Spiderman? A White. Who were the villains in Batman Begins? Whites. Who is the villain in Rob Zombie's Halloween? A White. Who is the villain in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? A White. Who is the villain in A Nightmare on Elm Street? A White. Who is the villain in the Friday the 13th series? A White monster. Stop thinking in terms of race. If you actually watched movies, you'd know there are more white villains in Hollywood action movies than any other race -- by far.
Refuting Proman1984... by cyclo	Sep 11th, 2007 02:02:00 AM
Stallone weighed 178 lbs for Rocky and 165 lbs for Rocky III. That's not evidence of steroid use, so what fucking evidence do you have? Oh, that's right. None whatsoever.
Yeah, Moby Dick was White Also...:) by DarfurOnTheRocks	Sep 11th, 2007 11:33:59 PM
The quantity of negative white vs. coloured representation is not the concern here. Rather it is the overwhelming misrepresentations of the "other" that is relevant. Bennett in Commando did not pass himself off as a religious nutjob to Matrix. However, cue True Lies and we see that all members of the Crimson Jihad are sprouting silly ideological rhetoric. I suggest you watch Planet of the Arabs on Youtube for some more highlights. Stop thinking that we have moved beyond propaganda in our news and movies... and acknowledge that purposeful misrepresentation of other cultures on both ends still exist.
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