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Annette Kellerman SHOOTs EM UP and says it's like Sex!

gaaah can't wait to see this by Sir Loin	Sep 4th, 2007 08:29:55 PM
Time-warp to release day, please?
first by Charlie Murphy	Sep 4th, 2007 08:29:59 PM
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hum bug by Charlie Murphy	Sep 4th, 2007 08:30:22 PM
can't wait to see this
Nice review. by Khrono	Sep 4th, 2007 08:34:21 PM
These are the type of reviews I'm interested in reading. Short, subtle and to the point in the easiest way. Get her to review a lot more for the site.
Best. Clip. Ever. by BetaRayBill07	Sep 4th, 2007 08:35:22 PM
Damn- completely implausible. Yet I cannot look away.
and at least Monica's doing more by Sir Loin	Sep 4th, 2007 08:35:57 PM
...than just sitting around like in the Matrix films. Not complaining of course, just know she's capable of more :D
Clive Owen = by buffywrestling	Sep 4th, 2007 08:40:14 PM
Easy on the Eyes. I'm sure he will continue to give penetrating ....er..... performances. Yeah.
uh whoa by slder78	Sep 4th, 2007 08:41:10 PM
that was wow. i don't even know where to start or end.
Belluci is so fucking HOT by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Sep 4th, 2007 08:45:18 PM
What a woman, she should have been an A lister for years now. That clip amused me but I'm still nervous about this one, I really want to love it. Look forward to seeing it.
wow by The Real MiraJeff	Sep 4th, 2007 09:06:12 PM
i'm almost at a loss for words... that was completely... ridiculous. Now I totally understand why Mori and Jeff Wells are calling this one a comedy. Clive is such a gentleman.
Since when by TequilaMocking	Sep 4th, 2007 09:07:13 PM
is ridiculous a bad thing?
Best. Clip. Ever. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Sep 4th, 2007 09:25:44 PM
Ridiculous. And awesome.
By that clip alone, this is the coolest movie of the year by eggbeater	Sep 4th, 2007 09:35:38 PM
Can't fuckin wait
Gives new meaning to the term "Diehard" by Aloy	Sep 4th, 2007 09:43:35 PM
Funny, still not sure if it's a movie's worth of spoof but the clips are fun.
Short movie, huh by AlwaysThere	Sep 4th, 2007 09:50:56 PM

genius by Leafy McPlantsalot	Sep 4th, 2007 10:03:11 PM
fucking awesome
Wow! by Ironmuskrat	Sep 4th, 2007 10:19:44 PM
There are a lot of movies out there with sex and violence. But this one gives you both at the same time! Now I just need a movie that combines sex, violence and a high speed car chase at the same time and I can die a happy man.
You had me at by Dr Gregory House	Sep 4th, 2007 10:23:16 PM
"an umbilical cord severed with a bullet"
ironmuskrat by I87D	Sep 4th, 2007 10:32:46 PM
In THE CHASE with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson, though it was PG-13, she did straddle him during a chase scene and had sex with Sheen as they were being pursued by police. No gunfire or chases happened at the time, though. What makes the scene amazing is that she began the car chase as his anonymous hostage.
It's like a real live cartoon by slone13	Sep 4th, 2007 10:48:11 PM
And I can't fucking wait to see this flick
in shoot 'em up 2... by Ikaruga	Sep 4th, 2007 11:05:39 PM
They have sex while shooting bad guys while skydiving!
Yawn. by beardo	Sep 5th, 2007 12:11:37 AM
That goes beyond outrageous and into silly.
Oh my christ! by Mvraiment	Sep 5th, 2007 12:50:36 AM
That was amazing. raises hand More Bellucci please.
Like sex? by CuervoJones	Sep 5th, 2007 02:17:04 AM
Wow, a 3 minute movie!
Saw it last night by Heleno	Sep 5th, 2007 03:33:08 AM
Comedy of the year, I'm saying. But strangely it's only the second sexiest Clive Owen role of the year - number one's Golden Age, even though it doesn't feature a single gun battle-sex scene interface.
Clive Owen would have made a better Bond by Supermans	Sep 5th, 2007 04:48:27 AM
Clive Owen would have made a better Bond, period. Craig wants to make Bond Gay..
HELL YEAH!!! by spud mcspud	Sep 5th, 2007 05:30:39 AM
THAT was the coolest scene of the year. How many ways will this movie kick the summer's ass? Better than LIVE FREE OR SUCK HARD - there's real swearing in this! And blood! And MONICA BELLUCCI'S BREASTS!!! It's a film for grown ups! Better than TRANSFORMERS - it may be highly stylized, but at least you can see what the fuck is going on! Better than everything else, because it has that giddy stupid coolness that CRANK had. And as for "DIE HARD for the brain dead" - that would have been the fourth DIE HARD movie. Sorry. SHOOT EM UP = COOL AS FUCK. Cannot wait to see this insane brilliance on the big screen.
And as for Clive Owen... by spud mcspud	Sep 5th, 2007 05:34:20 AM
I used to hate him on screen. Smug fucker who wasn't the most gifted actor and who coasted by on his rugged good looks. Yes, there's an element of envy there, as I look like Gollum when naked. Then I saw CLOSER. Clive Owen isn't just Chancer or the Croupier any more: he's a mature, thoughtful actor in that movie. He's done much stagework. And slowly his screen stuff has been getting better: KING ARTHUR (shit movie but he's okay in it); SIN CITY - he totally owned the character of Dwight; the aforementioned twisted but interesting CLOSER. And SHOOT EM UP looks like the most fun since CRANK and BAD BOYS II. Mindless blowing-shit-up can be FUN! Let yourselves go with it! Long story short: I'm slowly becoming a fan of Clive Owen. Never saw it coming. Hoping he gets a shot at Bond after all. But no Bond movie will be as cool as SHOOT EM UP looks from that clip and the trailer.
"Talk about shooting your load." by spud mcspud	Sep 5th, 2007 05:35:45 AM
Aaaaaand Clive Owen takes "Best One Liner Of The Year" for that. He'd like to thank the Academy... then shoot them all. While fucking Monica Bellucci. Bastard.
krack - about that SWAT team... by spud mcspud	Sep 5th, 2007 05:38:54 AM
The movie SWAT had a lot of realistic SWAT maneuvers in it. It was shit. Slow, boring and starring Samuel Motherfucking Jackson on one of his "off" days and Colin Fuckin' Farrell. Who may have fucked every female on set, but looked narcoleptic on screen. Long story short: realism isn't as much fun as badass hip visuals. The exception to this is Michael Mann. That is all.
The Chase - I87D by spud mcspud	Sep 5th, 2007 05:41:36 AM
This has that same stupidly cool feel that THE CHASE had. Where THE CHASE falls down is, I think, in the budget department. You see what it wanted to be - something along the lines of SHOOT EM UP or CRANK - but didn't have the money. Still a helluva lot of fun (ignore the CHASE haters) though. And Kristy Swanson was in it, which earns it kudos from me. Nice to hear love for THE CHASE, though. Criminally underrated.
SIDEBOOB, GLORIOUS SIDEBOOB ! by Pound Sand	Sep 5th, 2007 06:50:41 AM

Have Monicas´ boobs gotten bigger with age by 300spartansinhell	Sep 5th, 2007 07:13:48 AM
or is it me imagination? First Zach Snyder, now Michael Davis. Can´t wait for the movie.
Clive Owen... by WickedMonster	Sep 5th, 2007 08:08:57 AM
You guys are forgetting CHILDREN OF MEN...That movie was the shite. (in a good way).
his ass, but not her ass? by ironic_name	Sep 5th, 2007 09:10:09 AM
america sucks donkey dick.
sweet baby jesus by fireclown	Sep 5th, 2007 10:39:07 AM
Holy tapdancing Christ. That clip just earned someone $9.75!
My little sister is asking me what is that!!! by ludmir88	Sep 5th, 2007 01:53:15 PM
Internet no more for you!!!
In a strange fun way it reminds me of... by Servo1000	Sep 5th, 2007 04:31:32 PM
Desperado the constant gunplay the one liners and the sex. if Belucci is as hot as Salma Hayek was in Desperado, Holy shit!
No need to reload... by idahomer	Sep 6th, 2007 11:32:51 AM
Many semi-autos have 16 rounds.

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