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A UK Viewer’s Been Bitten By TEETH!

first by cobb1138	Sep 2nd, 2007 01:08:01 AM
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Mori... by the_nighthawk	Sep 2nd, 2007 01:37:26 AM
you didn't just say you didn't like Zomb-o-ween, you said, "He made the worst thing any filmmaker can make: an insignificant film. This movie doesn’t matter." How in any way, shape, or form could that be a "good thing" about any kind of film? I just feel a little mixed-message going here. Did Harry threaten to spank you?
So, just out of curiosity... by veebeeyes	Sep 2nd, 2007 01:37:40 AM
how many dicks does she bite off? Because I read a review before that made it seem like she was biting off lots of dicks. And my thought was, either she must be getting raped by pretty much every guy around, or that she's having sex with them voluntarily despite the fact that she knows that her vagina is gonna bite their dicks off. So I'm just wondering how the dick-biting-off in this movie is portrayed from a thematic point of view. WHY are dicks being bitten off? Is it a mere gimmick, or does the biting off of dicks serve some greater purpose? Does this movie exist in order to let us see dicks getting bitten off, or is the biting off of dicks a necesary means to allowing us to get at some greater human truths? I'm just asking man. Because I'm intrigued by this movie, but I don't want to watch it if it's just an excuse to have people's dicks getting bitten off.
so that's where my dentures went!!! by londoncalling	Sep 2nd, 2007 01:40:06 AM
!!!
"greater human truths" by the_nighthawk	Sep 2nd, 2007 01:56:44 AM
i'm relatively certain that the dicks getting bitten off are a metaphor for the alienation that the united states and this administration are feeling from the rest of the world. the u.s. being the "pretty girl" and the rest of the world being represented by any boy that gets his dick bitten off. the pussy with teeth obviously represents our commander in chief, while the severed penises (or 'penes' if you will) represent the evil dictatorships that will be overthrown for trying to fuck with the "pretty girl". the boys who have lost their penes (or 'penises' if you will) actually represent our allys who have learned that fucking with the "pretty girl" can hurt you and make you sing an octave higher which really damages their credibility with the adults in the film who obviously represent russia in general and putin in particular, who really don't care who gets fucked or who gets hurt as long they (the parents/russia/putin) feel that their input is the most important input in the world and that they can invite in, kick out, ignore, or spank whoever they want. friggin' parents, what do they know?!
Saw at Sundance and the audience was hardly divided. by Bungion Boy	Sep 2nd, 2007 03:00:44 AM
It had one of the most positive responses there. I mean if you go into this expecting a movie about a vagina with teeth, then you'll be blown away at how good it actually is. It's no masterpiece but it is pure fun. And that Jess Weixler is one talented girl. Hope this actually comes out.
this movie isn't subtle, or cute, or clever. by s0nicdeathmonkey	Sep 2nd, 2007 04:46:23 AM
It's stupid, boring, and repugnant. Just because an indie funded it, doesn't make it good. Every male character (including a doctor) is a rapist, and no female character is allowed to enjoy sex. they are either raped, or consistently sodomized.
and, it looked low budget and was made because... by s0nicdeathmonkey	Sep 2nd, 2007 04:52:53 AM
the director is the son of a very famous artist.
re: SDM by charteredstreets	Sep 2nd, 2007 06:26:58 AM
It's about a sexually repressed woman who DOES learn to enjoy sex; it addresses male attitudes, particularly in the Bible Belt, to women's sexuality. I assume you're a dude; yet to hear criticisms like that from a female viewer.
Hey, Quint! I remember reading an avant garde Jaws by CreasyBear	Sep 2nd, 2007 09:30:56 AM
review, in which the reviewer matched plot point by plot point how Jaws was an enormously complex metaphor for the Vagina Dentata, with the trio of male protags, the phallic scuba tank in the mouth at the end, etc. etc. Pretty funny reading because this chick was completely convinced of the secret subtext. Did you read that?
(Yeah, I know Mori posted this, by the way, but by CreasyBear	Sep 2nd, 2007 09:33:23 AM
just wondering if Quint would end up reading this thread.)
Won The Jury Award At 'The Sigmun Freud Festival' by skoobyx	Sep 2nd, 2007 10:50:02 AM
Also check out 'Anal Phase' Zach Efron is a revelation.
Teeth 2 : Chainsaw In My Snatch by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 2nd, 2007 11:26:36 AM
More to come..
Teeth II: The Wrath Of Khunt by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 2nd, 2007 11:27:18 AM
I'm thinking...
Teeth 3 : The Queef Chronicle by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 2nd, 2007 11:29:00 AM
Okay I'm grossing myself out
Plant! by Jakes Nel	Sep 2nd, 2007 02:31:11 PM
Nobody's yelled plant yet? Odd. Anyhoo, just kidding. Can't wait to see this.
"Teeth II: The Wrath of Khunt" by Satans Pool Boy	Sep 2nd, 2007 04:43:19 PM
Okay, I cannot stop giggling. I know, I know, I'm a such a juvenile. But thank you, Ender.
Wow! I thought I'd never see the day... by DallasGoodbar	Sep 2nd, 2007 08:44:36 PM
my fears of women would be fully rationalized by one film that could tackle both the horror and comedy genres. Makes up for the excessive tenticle rape scenes I've see in anime ad nauseum.
All I wanna know is... by Brody77	Sep 3rd, 2007 01:17:08 AM
At any point in the movie, does someone call her a vicious cunt?
when does she enjoy sex? by s0nicdeathmonkey	Sep 3rd, 2007 04:00:33 AM
I don't remember seeing that?
Venus Flytrap Plant by vicious_bastard	Sep 3rd, 2007 04:36:09 AM
Vaginal teeth are so 1990 - the 21st century demands anal teeth, godammit.
A film about a girl with teeth in her minge... by spud mcspud	Sep 3rd, 2007 07:28:49 AM
...sounds like the perfect Halloween movie to me! Belly laughs and queasy screams in equal measure. Could be even grosser than the fingerbang scene in CABIN FEVER, which to be fair is still the highligh of Eli Roth's career. THAT was a very effectively gross scene. This TEETH sounds fucking hilarious! Although... Anybody else remember the story in a movie - I think it was called GRIM PRAIRIE TALES - where a girl wandering through the desert randomly shags this cowboy, then sucks him completely through her ladygarden? That was funny too. Heh heh.
She's enjoying sex by charteredstreets	Sep 3rd, 2007 09:19:21 AM
with that dude with the candles and stuff until he turns out to be a complete prick, and promptly loses his. This point of the movie seemed to me to be her coming out of her conditioned sexual repression.
Three Words I Never EVER Thought I Would Say by The Ender Smites Foes	Sep 3rd, 2007 04:18:31 PM
You're welcome Satan

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