Is it 1953?

Bob Hope?

George Burns?

Napoleon is attacking NYC?

PATION!

"What i meant was it's actually a peninsula"

I LOVE monster movies like this, I'm just trying to not get my hopes up too much.

This also sounds a big like the Host, where the creature had fish sort of stuck in him that fell out... thing is when they fell out they didn't eat people, they just... flopped around on the ground and died.

...This is cooler.

Dude, honestly I have no idea if this is gonna be good, and I'm not being an apologist for the film, but that question just struck me as uniquely stupid.

Do you even LIKE movies? A monster attacks a city and a bunch of people have to survive. Plot, right there. As with ANY monster film, the basic plot isn't going to be what makes this movie, it's going to be the characters and the inventiveness of the action.

No known actors? WTF is this? You have to have big names in a film in order for it to be good? That's bullshit. Unknowns are sometimes the best option for films, especially films like this.

What the fuck is an "LA looking trailer"? It looked enough like NY to me. Effects were fine, and mostly likely not even final. Until we see the monster, the jury is out on this.

And we saw about 1 minute of acting, most of it running, but it all seemed perfectly fine. The only thing that struck me as hammy about the trailer was the occasional guy in the background screaming things like "It's alive! It's huge!" which was awkward.

Finally, no title is a great marketing tool. The filmmaker doesn't have to decide on anything for a while, and the public's interest gets piqued because it's intruiging that an untitled film would get a trailer. Win win.

Like I said, I'm not apologizing for this film, it could totally suck, but so far, it seems like they're doing ALOT of things right on this bad boy.

And Alias in its heyday? And MI-3 was leaps and bounds above MI-2 and at the very least on par with MI-1...

What I wanna know is where the hell does JJ's bad rep on this site come from?

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H, h, h, h
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L, l, l, l
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CTHULHU!!!

We can dance like Cthulhu
We can answer to his call
Watch him kick Lady Liberty's head
down the road like a soccer ball

Say, we can dance like Cthulhu
Live it up while the livin's good
Cause once he awakens, the world starts shakin'
and there goes the neighborhood

Say, we can dance, we can dance
Great Old Ones are in control
We can dance, we can dance
Hear them callin' the call
We can dance, we can dance
Terror makes you go in a trance
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's shitting their p-a-a-nts

The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
Yeah!

THE CTHULHU DANCE!!!

Synopsis: Jonah (Jonah Hill) and Minya (Son of Godzilla) are going off to separate colleges. During their last crazy night of high school, they decide to get some infectious monster lice, turn chicks into zombies and have sex with them. Meanwhile, their buddy Gamera tries to score booze with a fake ID "McCthulhu". He ends up in a parallel adventure with two monster hunters (Rogen and Samuel L. Jackson who keeps saying, "I used to be a great actor, man.").

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