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CLOVERFIELD Madness Resumes!! Plot Structure Rumors!! Monster Rumors!! Hear JJsaurus Roar!!

Whoa!! by richier123	Aug 30th, 2007 10:04:41 AM
I'm scared it will be a gaint Rainbow Bright!!!
First! First! by closeencounter	Aug 30th, 2007 10:04:49 AM
Wheeee!!
Awwwww... by closeencounter	Aug 30th, 2007 10:05:10 AM
Damn it Jim!
Too cool! by filmicdrummer17	Aug 30th, 2007 10:05:35 AM
If anyone can do a better [American] Godzilla than "Godzilla," it's J.J. The mini-creatures are a cool twist. Kinda like the heads of the Hydra, but mobile.
Biggest over-hype on the net since SOAP by Lance Rock	Aug 30th, 2007 10:05:41 AM
Considering it sounds an awful lot like a b-movie...not that there's anything wrong with that. Still, what's the big deal? Whoever decided to push the "secrecy" angle of the project is a genius.
Seventeenth! by googamooga	Aug 30th, 2007 10:06:24 AM
Booyah!
Gah... not so good news there... by Mondo47	Aug 30th, 2007 10:08:02 AM
Starting to sound less like a giant monster movie and more like a zombie-like feature. Not saying that's a bad thing, but I think I would have prefered the one big guy doing the stomping instead of an attack-of-the-puppets job tacked onto it. Fingers crossed...
Puny Americans! It is not Godzilla. It is Baba Yaga! by Stalin vs Predator	Aug 30th, 2007 10:10:30 AM
You vill see. You vill see!
the roar by thinboyslim.	Aug 30th, 2007 10:14:26 AM
is on 1-18-08.com, wait 6 minutes for it to fill the speakers, also this is an "interesting" site http://warbloid.com/ http://warbloid.com/ganu
Hmmm by Stuart-Renton	Aug 30th, 2007 10:14:30 AM
I can't help but feel we're all going to be soooo disappointed with the final revelation. Wouldn't it be genius if someone took an absolutely average and wrapped it in so much mystery that it was a massive hit.
That wouldn't be genius... by Stalin vs Predator	Aug 30th, 2007 10:18:55 AM
That would be "Blair Witch", and it was. Although, actually - it wasn't absolutely average, after all. It was just lousy.
This better be good. by jsprenks	Aug 30th, 2007 10:20:08 AM
That's all I'm saying. All this hype may kill the flick.
The secrecy hype was working . . . by Nice Marmot	Aug 30th, 2007 10:21:50 AM
. . . and now they've revealed too much. They better have something super fantastic up their sleeves. I'm still intrigued but my post-Jackson's-Kong instincts have kicked in. Mustn't get hopes up.
Im with Mondo... by SkeletonParty	Aug 30th, 2007 10:24:13 AM
I prefer one big baddy. parisite raptor scales that turn you into a zombie has been done so many times. I want one big monster to kick everybodies arses and win and then sit on the ruined cities just bored out of his mind.
Completely different than Snakes on a Plane hype by slone13	Aug 30th, 2007 10:26:03 AM
The Snakes hype was a bunch of douchebags who still think Samuel Jackson is relevant going apeshit for no reason and basing their opinions on the "cool" name of the film alone. Colverfiled is entirely different. We've actually seen footage of this film and there's a reputable name behind it.
Flippable photos by scrow98	Aug 30th, 2007 10:26:21 AM
Has anyone else noticed that the photos on 1-18-08.com can now be flipped over. There are messages on the backs of 2 of them. Sorry if this has already been covered.
UNLEASH THE TURDUCKEN!!!! by Tigertim	Aug 30th, 2007 10:26:25 AM
It's a goddamned Turducken! Part turkey, part duck, part chicken, and all pissed off TURDUCKEN!!!
Overhyped by Philvis	Aug 30th, 2007 10:32:28 AM
This type of hype you would expect from a major franchise. It is almost reminisient of Snakes on a Plane. I'm not saying this movie is going to be bad, but they are making it out like it is the next coming of Christ.
new hints by Laserhead	Aug 30th, 2007 10:35:45 AM
A device is found. Gestation transmogrifies. MRX67 is a dwarf-giant. When there's no steak you sell the sizzle.
sounds fake by the new transported man	Aug 30th, 2007 10:38:57 AM
If it's a movie shot in 1st person, doesn't seem like a logical scene.
Here Dietrich, Dietrich, Dietrich... by Pennsy	Aug 30th, 2007 10:40:28 AM
;) Thank the gods, we have an actual Cloverfield talkback. 1-18-08. The device is branching out, it looks like.
The true title was also released today... by Stalin vs Predator	Aug 30th, 2007 10:41:16 AM
It's supposedly "It Came From Diraq"
Snakes On a Plane by kevinwillis.net	Aug 30th, 2007 10:48:03 AM
Was a pretty good movie. I didn't see it in the theater because of all the damn hype, but when I rented the DVD I thought it was pretty fun.
scrow98, there's also something new at the site . . . by Nice Marmot	Aug 30th, 2007 10:48:39 AM
. . . if you sit and wait 6 minutes for it to pop up. I read about it either at joblo or darkhorizons the other day but forgot to go check it out. If anybody else sees it, let us know.
roar by prime lips	Aug 30th, 2007 10:49:12 AM
lizard, scaly, ... but not godzilla. from what jj originally said about his decision to make an icon for the west equivalent to the hugeness of Godzilla in Japan... aren't we just going to get Godzilla plus tentacles or somesuch? What dyou think? Will there be some sort of weird tweest to the monster itself? Is the scalesintoleetlemonsters thing indicative of aliens? i'm hyped anyway. ran into my cinema telling them about this weeks ago they had no fucking idea what i was talking about. at least now i have an mp3 of the roar. "listen! listen!"
They now have myspace accounts by Alpha Trion	Aug 30th, 2007 10:51:31 AM
During the last bunch of cloverfield talkbacks someone mentioned how the viral marketing would include myspace accounts and sure enough, after flipping the photo signed by jamie and seeing the names "lascano, platt and robb" I did a myspace search and sure enough, heres Rob and Jamies myspace accounts. cant find any clues but im sure over time either them or their "friends" will. http://www.myspace.com/robbyha wkins http://www.myspace.com/jamiela scano
Nice Marmot by thinboyslim.	Aug 30th, 2007 10:51:41 AM
there isn't a popup, it's the roar that occurs after 6 minutes.
So how does this relate to Voltron? by vikingkitty	Aug 30th, 2007 10:56:21 AM
Just trying to get a jump on that crazy guy who is adamant this is a Voltron movie, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Owen Wilson throws himself in front of the monster by Spandau Belly	Aug 30th, 2007 10:57:48 AM
but only to save a bus full of children....obviously.
Big Lizard by Badly Packed Kebab	Aug 30th, 2007 10:58:24 AM
Srsly? Replace it with Richard Nixon's head on a Gundam and you might have a sale.
ITS A GODDAMNED LION YOU JACKASSES! by Rickey Henderson	Aug 30th, 2007 11:00:10 AM
Why will no one listen to common sense?
HEY MERRICK by WISEBLOOD	Aug 30th, 2007 11:02:42 AM
And others... You dont WRECK havoc. You WREAK havoc. Define:Wreak - bring: cause to happen or to occur as a consequence. Just a little help...I mean, it's not like you WRITE for a living or anything. Don't you guys have an editor?
Where is the spoiler warning? by TVguy4566	Aug 30th, 2007 11:04:42 AM
Ok, Moriaty puts a spoiler warning on his speculation of what JJ Abrahms is going to do with Star Trek. This story is supposive actual scene synopsys and major spoiler about the monster and doesn't. Not to nitpick, but there has got to be some kind of continuity. On the spoilers, the whole monster idea could be interesting or could turn into the last 20 minutes of the Matthew Broderick version of Godzilla. I still don't know how they are going to make this movie work with supposably all the footage of the film are done by characters in the film ala The Blair Witch Project. That movie was small and seemed to lend it to being shot at the character's POV. This movie seems to be at a much bigger scale. Well at the very least, even if the movie sucks, it is good to see someone try something different. I am getting tired of all the generic action/horror/sci-fi movies and remakes/reimaginations out there. Someone needs to do something a little different.
I am still hoping by tk 421	Aug 30th, 2007 11:13:20 AM
That the monster is Cthulu. He'd kick the ever-living shit out of Godzilla.
"Carcass" by CSpuppydog	Aug 30th, 2007 11:13:23 AM
Do you think he means "carcass" as in human.. or possibly one of the little raptor things? I mean carcass is usually used to dscribe and animal body... not human.
Whatever by werob2001	Aug 30th, 2007 11:16:37 AM
This is no more reliable than any other report we've gotten and doesn't make much more sense either. Oh and the lion guy, you're a tard.
I'm calling fake rumour. Question is.... by Yeti	Aug 30th, 2007 11:19:38 AM
was this planted by camp JJ? He does like to play mind games with the spoiler crazy masses.
I want tentacles! by Thomas Cromwell	Aug 30th, 2007 11:23:56 AM
All good apocalypse monsters have tentacles. Lots of them. Preferably in black. If you can't have tentacles then can the monster have lotsa heads. Just like Typhon from Greek legends.
definatly wont be called 1-18-08 by Obscura	Aug 30th, 2007 11:24:46 AM
The international version of the trailer only has '2008' at the end, leading everyone in the audience to all whisper "its called 2008?"... idiots.
That does not sound like Godzilla. by Bullet_time_Facehugger	Aug 30th, 2007 11:34:33 AM
C'mon merrick!
I think it's more than obvious by this time... by Hammer2Fall	Aug 30th, 2007 11:35:45 AM
...that the monster is none other than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Somebody go find a Vogon's grandmother to feed to it.
werob2001: youre a fucking moron by Rickey Henderson	Aug 30th, 2007 11:42:06 AM
...seeing as how you're completely unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm, I pity you.
Best article on AICN for weeks by Vamp-AICNchat	Aug 30th, 2007 11:43:38 AM
I cannot wait to see this FACKIN movie.
"if you want to stop me you'll have to shoot me" by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 30th, 2007 11:45:10 AM
Wow, I haven't heard that line in about 2 days when I last heard someone say it ON EVERY TV SHOW AND MOVIE EVER.
Well, by DeCypher44	Aug 30th, 2007 11:49:04 AM
The scales/raptor rumor has been around for quite a while. But the scene description is new to me. Though, I have to say, I don't believe a word of it.
Little raptor things that turn people into zombies? by dale_cooper	Aug 30th, 2007 11:49:49 AM
That is an awful idea. I actually caught half of the US "Godzilla" on TV last night (had forgotten just how completely awful it was, having not seen it since its original release), and it's funny how after their big "Size matters" campaign, they basically stole every beat from "Jurassic Park." The little godzillas idea was completely terrible. As much as I respect Spielberg, I blame him for introducing this idea that every monster movie has to have a couple scenes with smaller versions of the monster, or it's not personal enough. JP did it well with the raptors - but it worked less well in "War of the Worlds," even less well in the various JP sequels, not at all in "Godzilla," and it sounds awful in the context of this movie. What, is a giant monster the size of a skyscraper not scary enough? For fuck's sake. And if they steal from "28 Days Later" and "Dawn of the Dead" (the remake) on top of it, well... it's not good. Keep it simple, JJ. I beg of you.
Sounds like a big monster to me.. by canvasseamonkey	Aug 30th, 2007 11:55:01 AM
don't all big scaley monsters sounds something like that?
Hinted at in 1st Lost Episode? by KinjoAlcoholicNinja	Aug 30th, 2007 11:55:38 AM
I was just rewatching the first season of Lost for shits and giggles. Noticed that when they hear the smoke monster roar for the second time, a lady in the background says "That noise sounds so familiar somehow" and someone asks her where she's from, to which she replies "The Bronx." Very likely just an off-hand comment, but food for thought....maybe JJ had cloverfield in mind back then and he was looking at a wink-wink tie-in. Probably not.....but I'm just sayin...
A tie in would piss me off.... by CSpuppydog	Aug 30th, 2007 11:58:54 AM
I do NOT want a Lost tie-in, as much as I love Lost.. im pretty sure this would suck. But I am kinda hoping he has had this idea for a while... lie before Lost. Becuase then you know it has had time to marinate an dget really damn good!
KinjoAlcoholicNinja - actually... by dale_cooper	Aug 30th, 2007 12:00:37 PM
...that probably ties into some as-yet-unrevealed Lost mythology. People have been saying all along that various weird Lost noises (including the noises the smoke monster makes) are copied and edited from other sounds that have been on the show. In particular the mechanical noises the smoke monster makes are said to be a combination of several previously heard sounds, including an obnoxious computer printer in the first Locke-centric episode (the one where we found out he was in a wheelchair before coming to the island). So it's probably not a tie-in to this.
sounds WAAAAAY to much like godzilla to me by RockLobster800	Aug 30th, 2007 12:01:49 PM
plus remember when this thing started-how many people were looking way to much into minor details, and now its just....a monster flick with a good teaser...such a shame.
"That could be very cool if true."? by blacklodgebob	Aug 30th, 2007 12:02:42 PM
That's the dumbest thing....that doesn't sound cool to me at all, it sounds like baby Godzillas in Madison Square Garden.
Taking bets as to how many posts this thread get by ATARI	Aug 30th, 2007 12:14:04 PM
I say 383.
Hmmm... As long as the li'l monsters... by Kid Z	Aug 30th, 2007 12:19:50 PM
...don't look like the baby Godzilla's in Devlin & Emmerich's abortion of a Godzilla movie... I'll buy it.
New/Test Trailer by JohnDeaux	Aug 30th, 2007 12:43:13 PM
I posted this on the last cloverfield thread about 6 weeks ago, and no-one commented on it, but a friend of mine saw a trailer on HDNet. Has anyone else seen anything? It was following the monsters wake as it approached NYC, then erupted out of the water and showed the NYC skyline with the SOL in the forefront like in the poster. Was this one of those tests they run like pilot series? Has anybody else even heard of this??
A large scaley monster w/scales that turn into raptors? by Mike_D	Aug 30th, 2007 12:51:00 PM
L-A-M-E.
A big smoke monster !!! by Faust_8	Aug 30th, 2007 12:51:39 PM
It made it off the island and is really really pissed off
To speculate now is way too premature... by Somerichs	Aug 30th, 2007 12:56:58 PM
I'll only say that if this ends up being a Godzilla movie, I will boycott anything JJ is ever involved in for all eternity...ditto for this Cthulu dude...
I lost all interest when it stopped looking like... by Abin Sur	Aug 30th, 2007 12:57:29 PM
...Cthulhu was gonna be the bad mofo tearing up NYC. And Merrick, love ya dude - but the spelling does SUCK.
Oh BOY! Raptor running around in N.Y! Never been done! by The Dum Guy	Aug 30th, 2007 12:57:58 PM
Wait, wasn't that in the Godzilla movie that was in New York? From what I've read those smaller monsters are going to be more prominent than the big one(s). I hope this is a hard R, so we'll get an adult B-monster movie. I wonder if any one will remake Q sometime soon.
um...Merrick? by BadMrWonka	Aug 30th, 2007 01:01:50 PM
"That could be very cool if true. It was also suck completely if real." so, are you hoping this is true, or not? or...was also...um...huh? truly, some proofreading would "wreck" havoc on these confusion-inducing mistakes...
Sounds like The Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot by StrokerX	Aug 30th, 2007 01:04:48 PM
The comic that is...A giant monster attacks and his saliva turns humans into little freaky monsters. It's cool. He's standing there drooling and huge room size droplets are crashing down upon the humans below, morphing them into hideous creatures. FUN!
Why is it always New York? by DeCypher44	Aug 30th, 2007 01:13:40 PM
No offense to you NYers, but trouble in NY is getting old. Why not LA/OC, SF, DC?
The monster is more likely to be.... by Utamoh	Aug 30th, 2007 01:20:08 PM
...Gamera than Godzilla
Gonzo, I'll hit that... by Abin Sur	Aug 30th, 2007 01:20:17 PM
Release the hounds!
You lost me at tomfollery. by SkeletonParty	Aug 30th, 2007 01:23:30 PM
I just hope this is the best movie ever made by humans. I know what you are thinking, "Better than 'I Know Who Killed Me'?" Yup.
I dont know has anyone seen the tv series by emeraldboy	Aug 30th, 2007 01:26:34 PM
of Big guy and rusty the boy robot. There is one.....
More possible hints... by graana	Aug 30th, 2007 01:27:01 PM
I went to the site listed in the TB (the http://www.warbloid.com/ one...) and googled the words from the page title (rikkyaku eirian). I came across this forum (http://www.warbloid.com/ganu/ viewtopic.php?f=20&t=51&sid=40 8c5112e28fdad0819753d79f214d6c )and it plays out like a sort of prequel to the movie. Who knows if its real, fan fiction or whatever...but the last post on that forum talks about whales growing legs and how they could attack NYC if they wanted to.... All I have to say is "please don't be real, please don't be real..."
Re: Why is it always New York? by farvafarvafarva	Aug 30th, 2007 01:28:43 PM
Yeah, it could lay waste to Melrose Place. That way we'd get a sweet Locklear tie-in. And that doofy Shue brother can bleed out of his eyes. Or his arse.
Gojira by nicegoogly	Aug 30th, 2007 01:31:13 PM
Is a Japanese mashup of whale and gorilla. Thus, Godzilla. Aw fuck.
The roar is a pleasing sound. by RAVENL0RD	Aug 30th, 2007 01:33:12 PM
At least the roar is cool. I think we can all agree on that.
Theres no way by kilik777	Aug 30th, 2007 01:37:25 PM
that this movie could possible live up to the hype. Im ready for another good monster movie after the Host though. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
So I'm wondering. by sevon42	Aug 30th, 2007 01:42:08 PM
When exactly did anyone say anything about zombies? All I see is a girl saying "I don't feel good"...it could be an equal possibility the bites of the baddies spread some vicious disease.
rob and jamies myspace by Alpha Trion	Aug 30th, 2007 01:47:58 PM
http://www.myspace.com/robbyha wkins http://www.myspace.com/jamiela scano by the way, jamie lascano's name can be found on the flipable picture at 1-18-08.com
LMAO, "Gremlins 3". by Mike_D	Aug 30th, 2007 01:49:22 PM
I knew this was all-too familiar. Thats what the bastards get for feeding them after midnight.
Jabberwocky or Q, the winged serpent.... by Cellar Door	Aug 30th, 2007 02:06:33 PM
...or maybe just a big screen version of Quincy, ME.
The roar is good, but what will make this special? by kevred	Aug 30th, 2007 02:11:33 PM
I don't really want to spend two hours watching a bunch of soldiers running around and some distressed gen-X/Y hipsters yelling. Could this possibly, in any way, be special? Could the makers of this film kick a hole in the wall of stale Hollywood thinking and open up into something genuinely weird and scary? The odds are so massively against it, but if nothing else ties this site and everyone who frequents it together, maybe it's that we keep hoping, and waiting.
That roar... by Trancer	Aug 30th, 2007 02:17:01 PM
...is much deeper and more resonant than Godzilla's. It's also a lot creepier.
Cap'n Jack, not quite... by kevred	Aug 30th, 2007 02:17:43 PM
For the sake of correctness: In Roman numerals, either IV or IIII is "correct" for the number four. IV has become much more common, but IIII is not wrong. Now, as to your probable point of whether shuttlepod_10 knew that or not...well, you two can sort it out. :)
"You smell like a baby prostitute" by Mr. Profit	Aug 30th, 2007 02:18:26 PM
I was actually reading those fake Myspaces and they seemed pretty real. It seems the comments that are being left/posted are only from other characters in the movie. The Kylie Minogue music on Beth's page made me laugh because that is totally what would be on many girls pages. But the fake fun pretty much ended when I got here: http://www.myspace.com/marlena diamond. It was kinda hard to believe a fake myspace when you know the actor from another movie. But it seems JJ & Co. are well aware of that because in the comment section they posted one of her more memorable lines from the movie "Mean Girls".
Boy oh boy... by Woggie	Aug 30th, 2007 02:19:13 PM
All this conjecture and you all STILL can't accept that this is Voltron! This is obviously a decoy set in place to distract you from the lion overtones. HA!
Giant Sea Lice by Cloverfelt	Aug 30th, 2007 02:23:36 PM
What was blown off of the creature was not a scale (well maybe scales too) but it certainly wasn't a raptor. It was giant sea lice. Godzilla or massive ancient creature from the deep would naturally come with large ancient parasites. That is what bit the girl. Check this out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T he_Return_of_Godzilla
Voltron by Mr. Profit	Aug 30th, 2007 02:23:56 PM
I find it crazy that there were people out there who swore this was Voltron. No studio in their right mind would release an action movie about a fucking giant robot,(which lets face it would be geared to 13 year olds) on a non-holiday weekend like 1-18-08. Sometimes some fanboys out there have to realize that they have in fact gotten older, and movie remakes that are about things they grew up loving will not be targeted to them.
COLVERFIELD/1-18-08/MONSTROUS/JJ ZILLA by Evil Lincoln	Aug 30th, 2007 02:32:58 PM
I thought that said JIZILLA for a second! WTF! I've already become bored from this whole "buzz" campaign. Wake me when the movie is in theaters.
LAST! by mastes360	Aug 30th, 2007 02:43:22 PM
Sigh.
Guessing. by UCFKevin	Aug 30th, 2007 02:44:07 PM
From what I could piece together with little hints on the MySpace pages, the monster will be an ancient dinosaur that comes from the bottom of the ocean or something along those lines. Pretty great marketing, I think, gives those with nothing to do something to do. Which is nothing. In the grand scheme of things.
It all comes down to a sucky CG creature by performingmonkey	Aug 30th, 2007 02:51:20 PM
No matter HOW they shoot this we'll still be getting a shit, unrealistic CG monster, which immediately negates everything else about the flick. Like how Kong is a CG ape movie, no matter how long Peter Jackson made it or how many pre-island scenes he crammed in, it all boils down to a CG ape.
A giant turtle that wrecks by wowsucks	Aug 30th, 2007 02:58:32 PM
A giant turtle that wrecks havoc on NY City. Slowly crawling along, stuck in rush hour traffic and gets pissed off after getting run into by Mr Hogan’s son while trying to drive in a straight line. Happens all the time, where’s the excitement? And since when did turtles growl? Smoke one for me. -~
IT'S KERMIT THE FROG OF COURSE! by Stuntcock Mike	Aug 30th, 2007 02:58:58 PM
And he is fucking pissed.
cloverfelt by RockLobster800	Aug 30th, 2007 03:03:14 PM
thank actually sounds a lot better...and it actually kind of makes sense.
For all the hype and mystery by skimn	Aug 30th, 2007 03:03:34 PM
why is this movie being released in the middle of January. The dumping ground of studio garbage. Oh wait Hostel was released in January...oh, never mind.
Stuntcock by skimn	Aug 30th, 2007 03:04:51 PM
IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN..DAMN YYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!
Ok, think I used the "Z" Word first, Sevon42... by Mondo47	Aug 30th, 2007 03:11:13 PM
Just clear up what I was trying to say, I didn't mean zombies literally, but I recall that apparent leak that circulated on a couple of other sites when this "raptor-style critters" rumour first appeared that made comparisons between the story in 01-18-08 and Resident Evil - basically that the little buggers bite you and baaad things happen. What exactly wasn't specified, but when you toss around talk of people becoming "infected" or lines like "She's been bitten!" they do conjour up pretty familiar images, you gotta admit. Personally, I don't care if getting nibbled is supposed to turn you into another raptor-thing, a zombie, give you ultra-fast ebola or it just makes you sneeze, get a bit of a headache and crave Slusho, the whole infected-bite thing is a bit overused these days. I didn't say it was a bad thing; with a new spin on monster-nibbles it could be something memorable and interesting. Whether this rumour proves accurate or not is to be seen, but in my heart of hearts I want to just see a big monster go apeshit and smash some stuff while little tanks pointlessly shoot at it and people run away a lot.
And the raptors scales turn into a vanishing audience. by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 03:11:51 PM
Cloverfield went from "must see," to "who cares," faster than a Britney Spears crotch photo.
So then I'm guessing... by DarthStallion	Aug 30th, 2007 03:15:25 PM
that when we see the explosion (in the trailer) that all those little fireballs that come shooting off and crash into buildings are scales from the creature? Or are those just building chunks? The trailer seems to put a lot of emphasis on the fireball thingys shooting all over the place.
The fireballs are from... by wowsucks	Aug 30th, 2007 03:20:12 PM
That Hulk Hogan kid running his car into the turtle, which then also pisses off Kermit the Frog. Geez, try to keep up :)
Maybe a Chimera? by Campion	Aug 30th, 2007 03:24:36 PM
But not a Liger.
Sounds like Sin from FFX by oceanic86	Aug 30th, 2007 03:25:20 PM
Anyone?
Cthulu was 100 ft, Godzilla was 400! by James_O'Nasty	Aug 30th, 2007 03:27:27 PM
Now pound sand, fatass!
what BadMrWonka said by mr.brownstone	Aug 30th, 2007 03:35:43 PM
see above.
So what is the monster? by Pops Freshemeyer	Aug 30th, 2007 03:53:43 PM
Is it a mammoth? Is it made of smoke? Is it a giant hound with bees in it's mouth? Hurry up and spoil the movie already!
lol by slkboxrman	Aug 30th, 2007 03:58:57 PM
i always love how one of u 'tards say something and a 'tard further down the post assumes that the first 'tard is saying something thats confirmed and believes it ....hillarious....one doof says "zombies" and another sees that and says "being bitten and turned into zombies is lame" then someone says "raptors" and some doof goes "raptors suck, another godzilla" id rip those i spoke of some more but ur stupidity is self explanatory.......voltron ?? need i say more ?
oceanic86 by Thomas Cromwell	Aug 30th, 2007 04:00:57 PM
Could well be, what with Sin discarding Sin spawn in it's wake. You could even adapt FFX for a modern setting, just turn Tidus and Wakka into water volleyball players, Auron to an ex Navy SEAL, Rikku and Yuna to concerned enviromentalists, Lulu to a university proffessor and Kimahri to a professional wrestler. It could work my friend...
What if the Lion thing is a swerve? by Pops Freshemeyer	Aug 30th, 2007 04:04:24 PM
The monster could really be the stupid fifty part Voltron, with the minivan, a helicopter, an RV, a stair car, and all that other crap...
Godzilla what? by Grayle	Aug 30th, 2007 04:05:08 PM
How in the world does that sound anything like Godzilla??? and you guys got me all excited too...wasn't even close sigh
it's a wyvern! by FILMFUNK	Aug 30th, 2007 04:09:08 PM
Half lizard(scales) with the head of a lion(roar)
It's ridiculous... by Breck	Aug 30th, 2007 04:09:25 PM
That all the movie news sites are posting so much bullshit about this movie just to capitalize on the hype and drum up hits. I call bullshit on every rumor ever posted about this movie.
A Wyvern..hmmm.. i got it! by Campion	Aug 30th, 2007 04:12:29 PM
Dragon Warrior: The Movie!!!
I wanna see a Rodan movie by Doc_Strange	Aug 30th, 2007 04:14:03 PM
I think a flick about a giant Pterodactyl would be awesome. Then you could have his nemesis be Mothra and those two tiny bitches that control him. $300 million opening weekend, GUARANTEED.
Q:What's heard if 1-18-08.com open for 600 min? by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:17:18 PM
A: Kurt Russell Laughing
Hints at myspace by Alpha Trion	Aug 30th, 2007 04:19:06 PM
UCFKevin is right. i didnt even bother reading their pages, but there are hints...
Return of the Cloverfield Talkback by Alpha Trion	Aug 30th, 2007 04:20:42 PM
that didnt take long
"LAST'" Who cares if your first...losers... by spacemonkeymafia	Aug 30th, 2007 04:25:59 PM
Thats all I wanted to say.........
Godzilla by tk 421	Aug 30th, 2007 04:28:04 PM
Is a punk bitch compared to the master of evil Cthulu. The only thing I'm pounding, O'Nasty, is your momma while you're making me a ham sandwich.
No Raptors by Junebug73	Aug 30th, 2007 04:32:17 PM
UPDATE: Thank goodness it's not true! For those that didn't want to be spoiled, worry not. You can now read the article by Dread Central. According to Slashfilm (thanks for the heads-up, Dennis), "Mr. Slusho" was wrong and there will be no small raptor-like creatures ravaging New York City. Although I figured JJ Abrams and company could pull it off, it felt too much like the latest Godzilla flop.
Must have a gymnastic sequence defeating the raptor! by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:41:44 PM
Also, some quick thinking and furious typing on one of them interweb laptops.
"Listen! You smell something?" by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:42:33 PM
Smells like alotta hype to me.
It sounds NOTHING like Godzilla by Briannicus	Aug 30th, 2007 04:43:32 PM
You cannot honestly tell me THAT roar sounds like this... http://tinyurl.com/yp622a
GODZILLA Vs. CTHLULU FOR THE TRISTATE TITLE BELT by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:43:33 PM
You're gonna need a bigger belt. And no eye gouging or chest bumping.
Must have a scene where raptors chase kids in a kitchen by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:43:46 PM
Later a paleobiologist and John Hammond will share some ice cream and misery.
Must have a scene where Jeff Goldblum says by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:44:21 PM
"That is one big pile of shit."
Must have a Newman cameo, 'cause it's NYC. by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:45:05 PM
"Broccoli.... vile weed!"
Must have a scene where a girl gets attacked on a beach by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:45:50 PM
by dinosaurs! Later, another little girl can beat up a raptor with Pound Sand's gymnastics.
Must have inspiring John Williams soundtrack by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:45:51 PM
played at 7000 dB. throughout the film
"We don't know, but it's winning" by angrykirby.tk	Aug 30th, 2007 04:46:36 PM
lame
Must spawn several unnecessary sequels. by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:46:47 PM
and plenty of crappy merch tie-ins.
Must have a dramatic Brooklyn Bridge gets smashed scene by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:47:16 PM

Must have a scene with a guy crushed sitting on toilet by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:48:10 PM
And it has to be played for laughs
Must have a scene where Allure and Keith get it on by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:48:10 PM
Pidge watches from a glory hole in the wall
That's "Allura", not "Allure" by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:48:32 PM
jeez
Said "toilet sitter" must also be ripped in half by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:48:59 PM
by the monster
Must include the line, "Clever Girl !!" by Pound Sand	Aug 30th, 2007 04:49:13 PM
Only, this time, it's referring to a homeless woman.
Must have Animal from the muppets TAKING Manhattan by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:49:49 PM
by which I mean he rubs up and down on the Empire State Building.
"Clever Girl !!" - lol by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:50:30 PM
I just coughed water up my nose, god damnit!
Must have Sam L Jackson's dangling arm somewhere by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:51:07 PM
preferably in a cheap "scare" moment
Must have Ghost of Nixon calling people "fuckers" by Puddleglum	Aug 30th, 2007 04:54:49 PM
what a Gremlinkongraptorlionzombie
Must have a leather jacket scientist by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:02:22 PM
to emphasize he's a "cool" scientist ... Make it so!
Must have a fat guy whining in the rain by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:04:09 PM
he dropped his shaving cream
Must have a thoughtful ending shot by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:06:56 PM
Moving across the water, so we can ponder what lessons are learned when man tries to manipulate nature itself.
Spoiler: Scooby and the gang show up.... by TheNothing	Aug 30th, 2007 05:07:48 PM
....and rip off the monster's mask, revealing Old Man Winslow, a former carnie who "would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids."
Must have a relationship in peril by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:08:25 PM
Their romance is rekindled by the death of everyone around them
Must have a hero blithely kill someone by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:10:05 PM
His well-timed wisecrack helps the audience accept indiscriminate murder
Must have a deceitful "friend" by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:11:14 PM
Stop, you fools! He's secretly on Godzilla's side!
Must have cleavage by TheNothing	Aug 30th, 2007 05:12:06 PM
Good directors know: cleavage > all
Morgan Freeman is the lovable old black guy by Thunderbolt Ross	Aug 30th, 2007 05:12:59 PM
So sad, they almost made it out of the Lincoln Tunnel and he was decapitated. Dammit! Well at least the hero and his girl have realized they are truly made for each other ...
A gymnastic sequence? by Pennsy	Aug 30th, 2007 05:21:17 PM
IT'S GYMKATA 2, BITCHES!
MUST HAVE SHIA. by Pennsy	Aug 30th, 2007 05:21:56 PM
It's like, a law or something.
And it needs Diddy singing 'Come With Me' at the end by Pennsy	Aug 30th, 2007 05:26:18 PM
credits. nods
Ghost of Nixon by TheNorthlander	Aug 30th, 2007 05:44:47 PM
EVERYONE hates Matthew Broderick. Come on. btw I already don't care who survives and who don't. When the trailer came, this was fun. But now there's nothing else to see here, move along. Unless this turns out to be really, really good, I'm skipping this movie.
not too hard to believe... by SkytzoVin	Aug 30th, 2007 06:36:35 PM
on the IMDB page, it DID say that the creature was being called "The Parasite". Doubt that it would result in humans transforming into something, probably just a nasty virus.
I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE MONSTER!! by Mike_D	Aug 30th, 2007 06:36:53 PM
Its actually in the footage itself: http://tinyurl.com/2rm4xn
Mike_D by RockLobster800	Aug 30th, 2007 06:39:40 PM
thanks for that guy....Youve made a young mans ruined thursday night that little bit more bearable!
This looks like a job for MIGHTY JACK! by Laserbrain	Aug 30th, 2007 06:48:08 PM
I don't why I said that.
Tyler Perry's Justice League of America by messi	Aug 30th, 2007 06:56:51 PM
Starring Tyler Perry. Written and Directed by Tyler Perry.
hmmmm Lost the movie? lol by Bouncy X	Aug 30th, 2007 07:36:22 PM
hearing the roar on its own seperated from the teaser...it sorta sounds similar to the smoke monster roar from Lost. i'm sure this is due to the fact that the same people and company is involved in both but yeah.
Since when does the Lost smoke monster 'roar'? by performingmonkey	Aug 30th, 2007 07:49:17 PM
The black smoke doesn't roar as far as I remember. It makes mechanical sounds more than anything. It's someone's thoughts projected as an electro-magnetic entity.
performingmonkey: you forgot to add by Yeti	Aug 30th, 2007 08:10:50 PM
with enough kinetic energy to kill.
Sounds like Godzilla? by mr.brownstone	Aug 30th, 2007 09:16:31 PM
I don't fucking think so.
186th! by Pennsy	Aug 30th, 2007 09:17:23 PM
So there.
Must have a scene where Enterprise fires on the monster by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 30th, 2007 10:40:58 PM
and where Captain Kirk, for no reason, yells "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN N!!!!!"
Eggcorn of the week: "wrecking havoc" by irritable	Aug 30th, 2007 11:43:43 PM
Chock it up to cognitive dissidence!
Slusho has a myspace page now by Be Adequite	Aug 31st, 2007 12:28:48 AM
Not sure if this is old news or not... http://profile.myspace.com/ind ex.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=1000693995
GABBO! GABBO!! GABBO!!! by BooCocky	Aug 31st, 2007 12:54:41 AM
gabbo..
Must have a Scene With Will Smith by mynameissylar	Aug 31st, 2007 02:34:27 AM
He'll shoot a rocket and proclaim "I AM... McLOVIN'!"
KLAUS BADELT SHOULD SCORE IT! by Musicballs	Aug 31st, 2007 02:39:28 AM
Or Tyler Bates!
It's Big Guy by Punch Man	Aug 31st, 2007 04:29:13 AM
and Rusty the Boy Robot.
The Monster is Hurley by DarfurOnTheRocks	Aug 31st, 2007 09:13:07 AM
Too much P&J sandwiches me thinks....
Must end with a naked she-male holding a severed head by Puddleglum	Aug 31st, 2007 10:20:58 AM
at a Sleepaway Camp!
Must end with Bill Cosby throwing hot dogs at people by Puddleglum	Aug 31st, 2007 10:21:41 AM
Leonard Part 7, here we come! (that's how you KNOW the apocalypse is upon us)
Mus end with Voltron vs Gremlinkongraptorlionzombie! by Puddleglum	Aug 31st, 2007 10:22:50 AM
kick ass!
Must end here so I can do some work! by Puddleglum	Aug 31st, 2007 10:23:21 AM
daddy gotta get paid
Must have multiple Cloverfield TB's running at the same by Pennsy	Aug 31st, 2007 10:37:15 AM
time as the movie's release!
Cool by macdaddy88	Aug 31st, 2007 11:38:04 AM
But who was the first looser to watch a web page for a whole six minutes and not touch a thing to discover the roar.
Must end with Jack Bauer blowing up the monster with TNT... by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 31st, 2007 07:04:58 PM
...from his Jack Sack! And as it dies, the monster screams, "DAMMIT!" Gravitas!
Maybe its like a worm by futureman3000	Aug 31st, 2007 08:40:56 PM
Like each arm has its own little brain and they also can telepathically talk to the other body parts and they block people in alleys and stuff. A big monster is good enough, I don't want it to be some magically respawning one. Parasites are dumb too.
Must Have Tachyon Beam Enhanced by Routing ... by chromedome	Aug 31st, 2007 09:11:35 PM
...Power Thru the Flux Capacitors and Focused by Modifying the Deflector Shield We all KNOW that is a guaranteed solution to any problem:Tachyon Beams RULE! You can do any Frakkin thing you want with TACHYON BEAMS.
I use Tachyon Beams to block... by chromedome	Aug 31st, 2007 09:16:07 PM
...really stupid TB posts. They just fade out right in the middl-------------
Damn the indiscriminate tachyon beams! by chromedome	Aug 31st, 2007 09:18:28 PM
Damn them!
NEW Video about the MONSTER! by Derrville	Sep 3rd, 2007 12:05:02 AM
look here, This guy knows his shit, hes way better than Nightowl of youtube who i now call Ethan Haas 2 anyway check him out. The Site: http://www.youtube.com/derrvil le The Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =V9kl0ELUVVM
MUST HAVE MORENA BACCARIN AS WONDER WOMAN by Pennsy	Sep 7th, 2007 02:32:22 PM
TNT's Heartland is on hiatus, which is the last show she was on, so she's free to do this. :)

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