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Capone gets hit with a harder blow than Elliott Ness gave him!!!!

who cares? by Chumkid	Aug 27th, 2007 12:36:17 AM
more dvd news!
Good Luck by I_Am_Jacks_Username	Aug 27th, 2007 12:39:30 AM
As a fellow Chicago resident (I probably live less than six blocks from you) - my condolences to you and your wife for the loss of your home. On the plus side, at least you didn't have a tree fall onto your car (as one of my friends did).
Sorry to hear that. by pont	Aug 27th, 2007 12:44:03 AM
I live in a suburb of chicago (and I've attended a couple of AICN screenings introduced by Capone) and the damage has been suprisingly big and very bizzare. I've never had to swerve in a city street to avoid a fallen tree before. It looks like you got the brunt of the little tornado and I'm sorry for you. While you should be thankful no one got hurt, it's completely understandable how frustrating it would be to have to pack up your whole life, some of it very damaged, and move out. Anyway, good luck, and hopefully I'll get to see you at another screening in the near future.
chumkid,shut the fuck up. by Teh Suk	Aug 27th, 2007 01:02:55 AM
asshole.
Sorry to hear of your troubles. by LoneGun	Aug 27th, 2007 01:11:47 AM
Good to know, however, that you and your wife were not hurt.
wow, quite the retart you are chumkid... by couP	Aug 27th, 2007 01:19:29 AM
hope it all works out capone.
One reason I moved out of Chicago was shit like this by CerebralAssassin	Aug 27th, 2007 01:20:49 AM
Hope everything turns out OK.
We're talking Old Testament, real 'wrath of God' stuff! by Monkeybrains	Aug 27th, 2007 01:35:39 AM
That sucks big time, Capone. Thankfully no one was hurt. That is the most important thing.
Sorry for your troubles Capone. Maybe the world is by GQtaste	Aug 27th, 2007 01:39:17 AM
coming to an end after all. All those celebs movies we follow might just be on to something.
Wow! by gotilk	Aug 27th, 2007 01:41:24 AM
I'm gonna do what I can to help. Kinda broke over here, but every little, tiny bit helps, huh? Best to you and your family, as well as your neighbors. I hope the insurance company treats you right. Some of us are thinking about you and hoping for the best. Love your contributions here.
Yikes! by buffywrestling	Aug 27th, 2007 01:43:02 AM
For a second I thought someone got physically hurt and I'm glad to see that is not the case. Still, scary and ball busting all the same. Take care of yourselves and we'll be looking for your writings when you get back..
Capone... by OtisSpofford	Aug 27th, 2007 01:52:31 AM
People like you are the reason people like me keep coming back to AICN - it's more than reviews and news, it's a community (how am I doing on the sincerity meter?) - hope you and Mrs. Capone are back in your place toot sweet - in the meantime, I will try and add a few sheckels to the mix. Take care, man.
Capone by Playhouse	Aug 27th, 2007 01:52:35 AM
That's a nightmare, my friend. As someone who went through Hurricane Andrew in Homestead, Florida, 15 years ago, I can certainly commiserate. I'm glad to hear no one was hurt. My thoughts and prayers to everyone there. And depsite a number of jackasses that float around this site, it's still a community and we appreciate hearing from you and doing what we can to help.
It was quite a storm. by LeckoManiac	Aug 27th, 2007 02:15:57 AM
I live mere blocks from Capone. Fortunately, my home went unscathed, but many of the homes adjacent to mine were hit just as hard as Capone's. I am so sorry to hear about your troubles Capone. You are certainly a stand up guy. I had a great time talking with you at the Hostel 2 sneak peek. I will do my best to scrape up some cash to help you rebuild and move on. Best of luck, Scott
Glad you and your wife are Ok by THE KNIGHT	Aug 27th, 2007 02:22:40 AM
Come back in one piece!
1 MORE THING! by THE KNIGHT	Aug 27th, 2007 02:31:55 AM
AICN, even though it's a news/reviews site, I've always appreciated a "peek" as Capone said into the reviewers lives... Every other site feels so... Robotic... Keep up the good work guys...!
Why don't you all just keep blogs by Chumkid	Aug 27th, 2007 03:01:17 AM
so we don't have to read this kind of thing? All this post basically is, is an advertisement for his wife's website and step-by-step instructions for how to give some money to someone that no one cares about. I have problems in my life too. The next time something happens to me, will you put a link to my PayPal account and call it a "top story"?
Chumkid by BadMrWonka	Aug 27th, 2007 03:16:51 AM
come on man. you might as well post some fake racist rant if you just want attention. no real person is that callous to write what you just did for real. after someone's house was ripped apart? and most of the talkbackers are smart enough to figure that out. you're not a mean prick. you're just a little kid that wants some attention. being a douche = annoying. pretending to be a douche for attention = pathetic. guys, do us all a favor, and annoy this kiddo...he doesn't deserve attention, even negative attention. treat him like a toddler, and just ignore him. Capone, my heart goes out, brother. good luck getting up and running as soon as you can. looking forward to hearing that you got resettled safely!
chumkid by kwisatzhaderach	Aug 27th, 2007 03:18:38 AM
you're an asshole man. Most of us on this site are decent, rational human beings. If you're not, fair play to you, but don't come on here and prove to the rest of the world what an asshole you are.
Real Old Testament Stuff... by TheMovieLover	Aug 27th, 2007 03:19:50 AM
Dogs and cats, living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!!!! I hope everything goes well Quint.
P.S. by TheMovieLover	Aug 27th, 2007 03:20:51 AM
Chumkid's a douchenozzle. I think that's all.
I don't want attention and I'm being genuine. by Chumkid	Aug 27th, 2007 03:45:44 AM
I'm sorry, but I just can't feel bad for somebody who lives a good life, lives in a nice condo in a big city, is married and has a somewhat high-profile job. To compare getting the roof of your condo ripped off to being in 9/11 or hurricane katrina is worse than anything that I said. And then to have the balls to ask for money on top of all that, it's just too much to bear. Anyone with any sort of self-respect and intelligence would feel the same way that I do.
All the best Capone by TheDohDoh	Aug 27th, 2007 03:50:17 AM
Man, what was it? A mindburst? What the fuck. Maybe it'll birth an idea in your head for a bad script that will make you a gazillion dollars. Either way, my best wishes go out to you and the Misses and your neighbors (if they're cool living with a mobster). Cheers.
His name's Capone, of course he's going to run a hustle by TheDohDoh	Aug 27th, 2007 03:51:39 AM
just kidding. at least send him a cupcake people. damn. 9 years.
shit by AllieJamison	Aug 27th, 2007 04:40:08 AM
Nature still seems to reign over us. I'm sorry to hear about all that shit that happened to you(r house), Capone. I'm certainly going to miss your writing voice for the time being.
Prayers Capone. You're the soul of this site. by ImFixingtoDie	Aug 27th, 2007 05:25:25 AM
Hope you achieve some normalcy fairly soon. Hang in there.
Not on the payroll! by Chumkid	Aug 27th, 2007 05:30:17 AM
I can't say that I blame you, if I were getting such a raw deal I would definitely use this situation as an excuse to rack up some PayPal donations.
Why arent you guys millionairs by now??? by ThePilgrim	Aug 27th, 2007 05:30:53 AM
IGN sells their site, keeps thier staff and they all become instant millionairs. Why hasn't AICN done something like this?? It's not like you guys have to sell it too a movie studio. Forbes put you all the powerlist. It just aint right....
chumkid is right (tho' i cring to admit it) by PrettyNursePoppie	Aug 27th, 2007 06:06:48 AM
I hate to admit it, because he seems a little abrasive, but Chumkid is right. Disasters happen, tragedies befall people, families step up and friends help out, and it seems that in this case, insurance covers the losses. I had cancer AND I was a Katrina evacuee (spent a week living in a bus depot in St. Louis). But to beg for money is unseemly, and to suggest that this unfortunate incident somehow removes Capone and his wife from the workforce long enough to justify begging is ludicrous. Sometimes, shit happens, and the next day, you have to go back to work and pay the bills.
Microbursts are like tornados but initially push down by Yeti	Aug 27th, 2007 06:15:41 AM
It's what caused that Air France jet to crash here in Toronto a couple of years ago.
Glad that you and the wife are OK by RenoNevada2000	Aug 27th, 2007 06:27:20 AM
Stuff can be replaced. People, not so easily. Take care.
Capone, take whatever remaining money you have and by YackBacker	Aug 27th, 2007 06:32:32 AM
Invest in plastics. Plastics, Prokopy. Plastics.
Total sidenote: How is Capone not on the payroll? by YackBacker	Aug 27th, 2007 06:39:34 AM
The guy provides 15% of the content for this site. Sometimes, he will have 3-5 stories published per week. That shit makes Maureen Dowd look like a fucking corpse. And I guarantee you that millions of people read Capone's stuff. This kind of delves into the bigger question of AICN's finances, which is strictly private. However, this site has to be profitable. Harry and Co., please tell me you're kicking in for Capone too.
Harry is SOB for not paying these people by nooneimportant	Aug 27th, 2007 07:41:25 AM
You're a real fat son of a bitch Harry for not paying these people for your stories. The work they do pays for that house in Austin. And that Jap cunt wife of yours wouldn't have a damn thing to do with your ugly ass if it weren't for the money rolling in so lets see YOU help this man. Fucking ASSHOLE.
Capone (and others) Gotta Eat. by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 07:46:42 AM
Who the hell does get paid around here? It seems to me that anyone with a black box should be getting paid by the word. I know Harry can't pay everyone that sends him something but there are people that contribute regularly enough to be considered part of the AICN team. It doesn't really seem fair to me that Capone or Vern have never seen a cent from Harry and yet contribute more than he does. And don't tell me Harry can't afford it either, the traffic this site gets must be fuckin astronomical. I mean shit, I bet that that Vern generated Walter B talkback paid for Harry's wedding.
nooneimportant getting banned in 5....4... by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 07:49:00 AM
And rightly so I must say.
BananafestDestiny by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 08:02:36 AM
I'm not 100% sure about Capone but Vern has stated numerous times that he's never seen any money from Harry.
fuck him, I don't give a damn, it needed said by nooneimportant	Aug 27th, 2007 08:16:59 AM
harry makes a shit load off of these people's hard work and all he does is sit on his fat ass and ask OTHERS to pitch in? FUCK HARRY in his orange haired ass. These are peoples lives his pisses on. He makes a fucking joke out of it. "Copone got punched in the nuts, come in and talkback about it!" FUCK that pisses me off.
Vern not getting paid = CRIME. by Gilkuliehe	Aug 27th, 2007 08:18:57 AM
I seriously hope that shit isn't true. And if it is, shame on you Harry. Shame on all of you. BTW, Vern can have his roof blown away anytime. All he has to do is put a bank account and see all the money he starts getting. I almost send him dough when I read he had to move out of his apartment, for chrissake.
Capone definitely not on the payroll by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 08:34:23 AM
According to Quint over on the "THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL" talkback.
Unlucky Cpaone! and Harry, FFS pay him, Vern and Massa by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Aug 27th, 2007 08:44:09 AM
Jeez mate. Everyone know the reviewers of AICN are you, Mori, Quint, Capone, Massa, and Vern. oh and Herc too. Merricks just joined. Capone submits every week!!! At least give them pay when they publish.
W MI Hit too by macdaddy88	Aug 27th, 2007 08:49:27 AM
I feel for you brother. I live in West MI and we got hit hard too. I was lucky enough to pick up my kids from a HS football game 60sec before it hit. Good luck to you and your family. We will keep you in our prayers.
Ok, that sucks, demand money from employer by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 09:15:37 AM
Whoever actually provides you with an income (if it's not this site, um, get a lawyer). I'm now very curious as to how the money rolls here at AICN. Somebody's getting paid (hence the adverts for such wonderful things as, let's see Frodo Baggins/Samwise Gamgee Sideshow collectibles, or my favorite the KFC ad). Also, it sounds like Capone has insurance (although I imagine those insurance scumbags will lump a microburst under "Act of God" and deny any payment). That definitely sucks and I generally enjoy your posts but the sfellin kuld be bedder sumtymes.
That's scary by CherryValance	Aug 27th, 2007 09:15:57 AM
I'm afraid of thunder and lightning and all that stuff so a microburst happening at my house would have killed me from the fright. I'm glad you guys are okay. I hope you can get settled and back to normal soon. I agree with your reviews most, so with the number of movies coming up if you don't get a chance to write reviews for them, I'll be lost. :)
Oh yeah, and if you're staying at an Extended Stay by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 09:20:03 AM
America, watch your back man. I had to stay at one of those while my own house was getting ready for the big ol' move and on the very same day we left somebody was murdered at the Extended Stay America. Craziness.
Sorry to hear anout that... by Galilee	Aug 27th, 2007 09:42:03 AM
Best wishes, I hope everything works out.
The Bottom Line by The Real McClane	Aug 27th, 2007 10:03:28 AM
Hey Capone... whether or not you're paid or not paid, whether or not you asked for money or didn't, whether or not you posted this article or not... I'm glad you and your wife are okay. It could have been a lot worse, and the folks on this talkback who mention 9/11 and Katrina are more than justified in doing so. In my personal opinion, a rough ass disaster is a rough ass disaster, no matter how severe or terrifying. I'm the most thankful that your wife wasn't hurt...that must have been pretty insane to experience something like that. Well hang in there, wild man. Your unpaid posts are MORE than appreciated!!!! You guys do a fantastic job with the personal touches on this site... I'm glad you're here writing, brother. Take care and good luck!!!
Insurance scumbags by Wheel99	Aug 27th, 2007 10:15:25 AM
"although I imagine those insurance scumbags will lump a microburst under "Act of God" and deny any payment" Actually wind damage will be covered by any policy issued by an insurance company.
oh man by Bloo	Aug 27th, 2007 10:36:52 AM
that sucks, I live in Kansas which is like not the buckle of Tornado Belt but for sure a part of it, I've seen the destruction a major tornado can do, so yeah man I feel for you. btw Harry really man help him out I know you said AICN would and you know what it's your buisness and you can do with it what you want and I'm not trying to start a political discussion here, but dude you've worn your libril credintials on your sleve for awhile, lets see some of that filter down into your payment policies. Capone is as much of this site as anyone else and if he's volunteering his time then that's a shame, he reports news, reviews, interviews and hosts AICN events in Chiago for you, even handling the emails and everything for the King of Kong screening. I know that this site is yours and yours to do with it how you please and you have no reason to listen to us talkback fiends but I don't know, it just kind of bothers me, and I'm a conservetive, we're supposed to be the big greedy corporate bastards.
Wheel99, really? by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 10:41:26 AM
I'm sure that insurance people are soulless pricks who look for anyway to avoid paying out on a claim. Look at the Katrina victims. Hell, I bet the people who got hit by the tornado in Brooklyn are getting denied their claims as we speak. Insurance Agent: "I'm sorry sir/ma'am but tornadoes just don't happen in New York. Noe if you'd like to claim an unwarranted Godzilla attack from 1998 we'll gladly compensate you for all losses. Unless the claim is for a house, car, or a lost cat. But we'll replace your dog. We love dogs."
Good point by DannyOcean01	Aug 27th, 2007 10:44:13 AM
Why the fuck doesn't Capone get paid? And why the fuck doesn't that fat ginger asshole, who actually earns from this site, post a decent article, film or script review once in a blue, hairy ass moon?
Capone gets paid in Monopoly money by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 10:47:08 AM
Imagine his heartbreak when he goes to buy Boardwalk (after already fortuitously landing on Park Place) only to find out that his currency is, in fact, not valid.
Asking for help is a good thing, guys. by Archive	Aug 27th, 2007 11:01:16 AM
This website is not a business, it's an online community. Nobody gets paid for blogging - they do it because they love the people and the work, and Capone is more than welcome to ask for help anytime at all, for any reason at all, as far as I feel. Please, let's create a world where we can share these kinds of things and come together for each other. Nobody's saying losing your apartment is the worst thing that can happen. Capone's just saying he could use a hand - that people have asked how they can help, and donating is a good answer, as is prayer. Why would you criticise him for that? When he's donated so much time to entertaining us, why would we claim he owes US anything? Do any of us pay for this site? It exists because people donate their time to make it exist. Banner ads are not an income source of any substance unless you're MySpace, kids. I'd be surprised if they pay the hosting fees. This whole website is a gift from someone who cares about you, even though they don't know you. That would be a good thing to remember.
Asking For Money Isn't Easy by WriteFromLeft	Aug 27th, 2007 11:02:26 AM
...and given the givens (apparently the writer hasn't been paid for his contributions), I don't see anything wrong with asking. Next time, though, it might be a better idea if the people who run the site put a fund together on their friend's behalf instead of having the writer do the asking. That isn't meant as a criticism; I just think it might be a more appropriate way of raising money to help someone in need.
This makes Harry look bad by Garbageman33	Aug 27th, 2007 11:04:06 AM
Without contributors like Massawyrm, Capone and, especially, Vern, there'd be almost nothing here. Which means no one would visit the site. Which means the advertising dollars would dry up. So basically, Harry is running a sweat shop. Except he doesn't even pay as well as Kathie Lee Gifford used to.
Kelly Ripa kicked Kathie Lee Gifford in the crotch by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 11:38:57 AM
Then stripped naked and started bellydancing. Damn it, missed my medication again...
Fucking sucks, man by Smilin'Jack Ruby	Aug 27th, 2007 11:48:16 AM
And happened to one of the best here at AICN. Just saw "2 Days in Paris" on Capone's recommend and couldn't have enjoyed it more.
Capone, I'm sorry to hear about the hardship by SkeletonParty	Aug 27th, 2007 11:58:12 AM
Thanks for sharing. I'll see what I can do to help out. Ignore the bitter small-minded people. They are easily upset and often miss the point. The funny thing is they think they are smart.
I wasn't bothered until I checked out her website... by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 11:58:48 AM
I am sorry to say this, but Capone's wife seems like a bit of a headcase. And I mean that in the most respectful way. Her problems seem to be largely psychosomatic, except for GERD, which is clearly a physical defect. *NOTE TO JENNI: Take a proton pump inhibitor such as Aciphex, Protonix or Nexium and you'll be worlds better.* Fibromyalgia is largely a psychogenic disorder, induced by stress and anxiety. There is no "cure", because it is a matter of how the brain chooses to deal with life's stressors. It's a physical manifestation of how the body deals with mental stress. Everyone has their own particular management system. Mine, for instance, is that I get an upset stomach and occasionally IBS. I also get muscle twitches or fasciculations that occur daily and can last for months, even years, when I am under a lot of stress. As for Jenni's Raynaud's Phenomenon, it, too is largely stress-induced. *2ND NOTE TT JENNI: Move to a warmer climate and your vaso-constrictions will disappear to a large extent.* If creating a website makes you empowered to somehow feel mentally and physically healthier, more power to you. But Jenni doesn't have any life threatening diseases (unless she truly has asthma, which is more than likely actually allergies with some anxiety component). At first I thought the website was for hot female pot-heads, but I came to find out that it was instead a "much ado about nothing" cry for attention. That said, I hope Capone and his wife can get back on their feet very soon and resume their normal lives. Best of luck!
Anchorite, let me get this straight.. by SkeletonParty	Aug 27th, 2007 12:12:00 PM
you were thinking of helping out a guy who contributes to this site until you weren't sure how real his wife's symptoms are?
"Won't be able to work for a while" - uh..., what? by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 27th, 2007 12:13:54 PM
You mean you won't be able to sit at your computer desk or make phone call interviews to movie stars? OH NOES, POOR CAPONES. Man up, dude and take a couple of weeks doing hard labour in a warehouse. I've done it. Seriously, shit like this happens to everyone at least once in their life, so grow a pair and do some REAL work if you need some cash. You've already had help from over a dozen people, in person. And no electricity? Use a freaking flashlight.
Skeleton Party, no no no... I wasn't going to help... by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 12:46:59 PM
I had no intentions of contributing money or other aid to their cause. I just wasn't really bothered by the post like some other TBers on here were. I wasn't offended by Harry posting this story or by Capone asking for help until I actually visited the website that he linked to. When I began learning about his wife's supposed conditions I found it irksome because I know a lot of them to be stress-induced and psychosomatic by nature. The way she goes on about things, you'd think she was a terminal cancer patient living in a dubious stage of remission. It just rubbed me the wrong way. I wish them the best, I just have problems with her approach to telling the world about her myriad chronic conditions, most of which are extremely manageable. She comes across as a bit of a headcase. THAT was the thrust of my earlier post. Sorry for any confusion.
ps. I'm not being a douche, I just think by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 27th, 2007 12:55:52 PM
you CAN work. There's really no excuse. But it sucks what happens, etc. and we're all glad the roof didn't fall in and squish you, but things will get better.
Plant by Read and Shut Up	Aug 27th, 2007 12:57:07 PM
KIDDING! You and the mrs. take care, and GET BACK to your normal routine as quickly as you can. It helps, believe me!
Anchorite, thanks for the clarification. by SkeletonParty	Aug 27th, 2007 12:58:13 PM
I get it now.
Being a recent flooding victim by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:00:59 PM
I am absolutely sympathetic to Mr & Mrs Capones' troubles. Regardless of your status or wealth, having to be suddenly uprooted from your own home is a deeply traumatic experience, and I think that all the TBers saying s things like 'grow a pair Capone' have never experienced anything like this and just enjoy other people's misery. No I'm not a bleeding heart liberal, I'm not going to send my next weeks wages to Capone, but I am a human being and a fellow film fan. Oh and Capone, hope your DVD collection isn't too fucked, I lost 75% of mine this summer and that upsets me more than anything now.
I would like to add by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:05:31 PM
That although I'm too stingy to send money after my house flooding, if I lived near you Capone, I would certainly offer my help. In fact TBers, I'd do the same for any of you .
If you ever have to say "I'm not being a douche..." by SkeletonParty	Aug 27th, 2007 01:06:49 PM
then you are being one. He makes his living on his computer, so your advice to "use a flashlight" is stupid. His roof came off. Your advice to pound the pavement the next day looking for a warehouse job boggles the mind. Even when you do get a new job, the paychecks don't start rolling in right away. If you can help, help. Otherwise quit bitching at a guy whose roof just came off, douche.
DirkD, don't be a victim... by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 01:10:45 PM
It's an unhelpful mindset. Sorry if that sounds pricky, but it's true. I am, of course, sorry that you had to go through such a terrible ordeal. But you made it through, right? Do what Oprah does - call yourself a survivor! By the way, my water heater crapped out on me this weekend so I had to buy a new one. But I am not a water heater victim. I am a water heater survivor!
A way to prevent future catastrophes such as this by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 01:14:21 PM
We should all live in Jetson-like stilt houses with weather shields and laser fences (to prevent birds from kamikazing the all glass facades). Also we'd need a wrap around treadmill/sidewalk thingy and flying cars. The technology is here, we need only apply it. Oh, and for all you wankers giving Capone a hard time fuck off you twats! Oh, and Harry pay the guy will you. And write some DVD reviews, I mean shouldn't the honeymoon be over by now?
The 'Act Of God' insurance company crap by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:15:37 PM
I had this trouble recently, and calmly pointed out that I am not a Christian and therefore do not believe in God. Seriously, get funny with them about it, religion in the UK is one hot potatoe and as soon as you kick off about it, you get your money. Well, I did, purely because I do not believe in God, therefore I am not susceptible to an Act Of God. Hardy fucking har.
I meant to use a flashlight whilst packing his shit up by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 27th, 2007 01:18:04 PM
Not working in the waterlogged condo, retard. And yes, I DO have to clarify I'm not being intentionally douchey, because a lot of you are flipping out over people who are questioning the whole 'panhandling' thing. It's like calling your football coach a dick because he tells you to quit whining and at least TRY make a catch on your own. Everyone's gone through shit. I've had to stay at friends' places, and I DID pick myself up the next day, and the paychecks come within a week or two anywhere you work. If he's at his friend's place in the suburbs like he says, he can use their computer. Boo fucking hoo.
anchorite by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:19:04 PM
I'm pretty much over it, one of the best pieces of advice I was ever given was 'don't waste time being upset or angry about things you can't control'. The house survived, so did I and my son and ALL our photos. Consequently the real thorn in my side is the amount of DVD's I lost. The insurance is buying them all back though, (and a couple more of course, such as Sopranos S6). You British? I you are, shitty Summer wasn't it?
Anchorite, unhelpful mindset???? by SkeletonParty	Aug 27th, 2007 01:20:20 PM
You read the note from Capone with no intention of helping, scrutinize his wife's health and offer crappy medical advice? That's helpful?? DirkD13 offers sympathy and help and that's the product of an unhelpful mindset because he used the word "victim"? You want Dirk13 to call himself a "25% DVD Collection Survivor"? Such a helpful mindset you have.
As an Atheist I find this "Act of God" shit nausiating by Stuntcock Mike	Aug 27th, 2007 01:21:42 PM
That being said, I'll send you a few bucks Capone.
DirkD13, nice loophole by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 01:24:02 PM
I'm on the fence myself about that particular topic but that's a damn good point for anybody who's getting fucked over by their insurance company. By the way, you know how you have to have auto insurance in order to drive (at least in the states)? Well, in my book that makes it a tax and therefore we should be able to write it off as such. I pay close to a grand each year for it. Same thing goes for emissions tests (again not sure if that's just a Yank thing). Bottom line, if the government tells you have to pay something in order to go about your daily lives, well, that's a tax. It should be stated as such.
SoylentMean by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:33:16 PM
Good point yourself. Car insurance is a necessity to drive legally in the UK as well. Seriously mate, the 'Act Of God' thing is done, as most of the western world is absolutely multicultural (and encouraged as such). Religious Studies subjects have been virtually removed from UK schools as they teach Christianity only, and too many students are Muslim, Buddist, Hindu, Jewish etc. It's kind of like the fact that if a shop has an item for £100, but it's tagged at £50, then they have to sell it to you for fifty. If an insurance company are not paying due to an Act Of God and you don't believe in that fact, they have to pay you.
Or, better yet, the burdern would be on the insurance by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 01:39:10 PM
companies to prove the existence of God. Good luck with that. The more insurance companies refuse to pay out to their customers in times of need the more obvious it becomes that insurance companies are an outright scam. Last time I checked willful fraudulent activity by any corporation was considered a crime. For insurance companies to go out of their way to deny claims to customers in need seems to negate the term "insurance" entirely.
burden, not burdern by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 01:40:00 PM
burdern= "I got a burr in my boot, dern"
How about this... by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 01:41:45 PM
Soon after I moved into my place a guy turns up at my front door asking me if I have a TV license. I told him I don't need one since I watch all my shows on DVD and don't even have the TV tuned in to the BBC. Couple of days later I get the letter demanding I pay. I still haven't, those fuckers can take me to jail cos I ain't paying for a service I don't use.
Soylent you are talking true sense by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:43:15 PM
They woulde theoretically have to prove God's existence!! Haha I fucking love it! Did you know that Bank charges are illegal? But banks just keep fucking over their customers for going £1 overdrawn. They then charge you £30 for going overdrawn, when it realistically it should top out at £3-4. Crazy isn't it? What are US bank charges like?
mode_7 by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 01:45:36 PM
Basically we pay for the existence of the BBC. It's not a TV license, it's BBC funding!!! Even if you only watch DVDs and play video games you HAVE to buy a license. The BBC have just been denied a license increase so they might pull thye plug on BBC Three, the best channel they have!!!!
Or, get this, my phone company in Alaska by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 01:46:50 PM
owed me $6.80 for an overcharge. They kept sending me statements in the mail telling me that I had a negative balance (as in I didn't owe them anything, they owed me). This continued for over a year, until somebody finally realized that I was on the East Coast and that I wasn't going to come down to GCI to pick up a check. They finally sent me the check, for $6.80. Hilarious, in a state with less than one million people their major phone company can't figure out to send a check until over a year after I move away.
Fuck the BBC by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 01:49:09 PM
Let em sell ad-space like everyone else. Also, how the fuck can we be expected to believe that BBC news is impartial when it's funded by the fucking government? The whole thing pisses me off.
insurance by pikagreg	Aug 27th, 2007 01:52:17 PM
provided that capone has homeowners insurance on his condo, which would be required if he owns it and has a mortgage, but not if he rents, wind damage would be covered, but not water damage. that is where much of the controversy is coming from from katrina victims. the insurance companies deny claims becuase water is the actual culprit that damaged homes, as a byproduct of the wind. homeowners are saying but for the wind, there would have been no water damage. I believe state farm just lost a lawsuit over this. I don't know about renters insurance. Act of god exclusion generally pertains to liability insurance, i.e. if a tornado picks up your car and drops it on ssomeone's house, that person cannot go back to your auto insurance for payment, the tornado being liable for the damages, and thus being an "act of god." there seems to be some confusion surrounding this.
moral of the story by pikagreg	Aug 27th, 2007 01:57:32 PM
homeowners insurance is virtually worthless, because they don't cover anything related to natural disasters
SoylentMean by Stuntcock Mike	Aug 27th, 2007 01:57:40 PM
I can't believe these cunts charge you for a grand for an emissions test. Yearly? That is fucked.
No, a grand for insurance, emissions is kinda cheap by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 02:00:49 PM
like $20 for the emissions test. It's more the principle of having to pay something and yet it's not labelled a tax. It's a fucking tax. Instead of living in a country for the people, by the people we live in a country for the rich white people, by the rich white people
pikareg by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 02:14:24 PM
My own insurance company (who shal remain nameless) tried the 'Act Of God' bs in me after the floods. To be honest most insurance companies won't insure you against flooding if you live in a susceptible area, so I was lucky to avoid that. My situation was nothing compared to the poor sods in Hull and Gloucester though.
Glad you're both safe! by deadboy1313	Aug 27th, 2007 02:41:58 PM
Bless you both and I hope that your lives return to normal soon!
If I send money, how long 'til I get my CHRONIC? by Abin Sur	Aug 27th, 2007 02:57:32 PM
You got a way to ship that stuff on the down-low?
DirkD13" by pikagreg	Aug 27th, 2007 03:18:30 PM
Insurance laws may differ slightly in the states, but it sounds as if they are mostly similar. I work here in the auto insurance industry, but I do know that no homeowners policy covers against "groundwater," meaning things like flooding from rivers, rain damage, mudslides. The danger to my home is I live in a major fault zone here in the U.S., so if an earthquake happens, I'm screwed, unless i buy the extra insurance, which costs as much as my regular homeowners policy.
Stuntcock Mike by TacoPinSneak	Aug 27th, 2007 03:33:06 PM
As an English major, I find your spelling nausEating.
Wait a minute... by Alonzo Mosely	Aug 27th, 2007 03:57:51 PM
My brother-in-law lives in sight of Wrigley Field and his wife is called Jen... Holy shit, Capone is my brother-in-law... Now I feel even guiltier that he gives me way better xmas presents than I give him...
Oh, and if Vern's roof blows off... by Alonzo Mosely	Aug 27th, 2007 04:00:14 PM
He can come sleep on my couch, but he has to watch direct-to-dvd movies with me at 2 in the morning, because nobody else will... I am fed up with watching Wesley Snipes avoid death on my own...
Skeleton Party, my medical advice is very helpful... by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 04:02:44 PM
Every bit of it is right on the money. And that's the only "money" they'll be getting from me, by the way. Surely you don't feel that I am somehow obligated to Capone or his wife do you? I can read the story without having to contribute monetarily to their cause, can't I? As for your other sentiments, let me ask you this: why should I not scrutinize Capone's wife's health? That's what her bleedin' website is all about! If Capone chooses to use it as a springboard for taking up a collection in order to help pay for his damages, isn't it reasonable that the website itself might perhaps be scrutinized? If I find his wife's purported medical conditions to be "much ado about nothing", am I not allowed to express my opinion about it? Do you find such opining to be unhelpful? By giving her suggestions that will work to alleviate some of her discomfort, I believe I am being helpful. As for my sentiments about using the word "victim", I believe that a lot of us are caught up in a victim mentality, and that is unhealthy. That doesn't mean I lack compassion. I feel bad for people when they face hardships in their lives, especially when it stems from things totally out of their control. Dirk's situation, like those involved in hurricanes or any other natural disaster, seems to produce a "victim" mentality in some people, much like you would find in someone newly diagnosed with cancer or some other serious illness. It's a "why me?" response and it's natural. My point is that the people who move beyond that are to be applauded. Why? Because in this particular day and age we are bombarded with messages from every direction telling us that we're all victims of one sort or another. And that is an inherently unhealthy mindset to have. Everyone needs help at one time or another. My problem is with people who expect or demand help from others out of some sense of entitlement. I went to Houston to the Astrodome and helped people who had been bussed in from Mississippi and Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina. Some of those people were grateful, others were not. The people who were angriest, most bitter and unpleasant (not to mention ungrateful) seemed to be those who had relied on the government for everything to begin with. When the rug got pulled out from under them, they felt like they deserved special treatment, such as local hotel rooms and apartments being given to them for free. It was a sad and eye-opening experience for me. So when I hear people refer to themselves as victims, it gets my dander up a bit. There ARE victims out there, most assuredly. But a lot of the people who classify themselves as such are really doing themselves a disservice. Anyway, I have wasted too much time on this subject. I apologize if I came across as overly-harsh or unfeeling and uncaring. I assure you, I am not. Like I said before, I wish Capone and his wife a speedy recovery, and that goes for anyone else who is going through or has gone through displacement or other hardships.
Lets look at the big picture. by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 27th, 2007 04:05:47 PM
Some of Capone's shit got a little soggy so he's gotta stay with friends for a bit, the people upstairs got completely FUCKED, and he can't seem to find a power outlet for his laptop so we all need to send him money. That's the gist, right?
anchorite by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 04:06:43 PM
No need to explain yourself to me. Your comment was fair and truthful. I was a victim yes, but now I am a survivor (I just want my bloody DVD collection back!!).
Oh and Alonzo by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 04:33:39 PM
I love 2am direct-to-DVD sessions. But I don;t know anyone else who does. Hell, I don't even know another film buff in my town, (think a slightly less homicidal Sanford).
Why does ANYONE get paid on this site? by Fridge	Aug 27th, 2007 04:34:13 PM
They interview celebrities, write reviews, and deliver news from Hollywood. It's not like they're pulling old ladies out of burning buildings or anything. Want some money? Go get a real fucking job.
Just gave ya $25 by Daddylonghead	Aug 27th, 2007 04:41:15 PM
I sold my car on Sunday so I am unexpectedly unbroke. Sorry to hear of your misfortune, hope it turns around. I personally am super-sensitive about issues of eviction and/or losing the place where one lives, that shit really strikes a nerve with me!
anchorite by mode_7	Aug 27th, 2007 04:45:39 PM
I think what confuses me is that I can't work out WHY THE FUCK you seem to think that Capone's wife is gonna take medical advice from some random dude on the internet. If the woman's problems are as bogus as you seem to think then I'm sure she's heard all about it and already chosen to disregard any helpful advice coming her way.
Why would anyone get paid? by Alonzo Mosely	Aug 27th, 2007 04:49:39 PM
'cause this site brings in 6 figures every single month from ads. Let me repeat that, this site, brings in 6 figures every single month from ads. Some of the writers get paid (I believe based on impressions, so everytime someone reads a story and for every post and therefore page reload), some of the writers don't. Not trying to say or prove anything, but this site is a little cash goldmine...
Dirk, I hear ya about the DVDs! by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 04:53:53 PM
Losing what you love sucks, especially when you spent a lot of time and money amassing the collection. I hope you get yours back very soon! If you wait a little longer, could you get HD versions instead? Just a thought. I think photos are the worst to lose, though. My honeymoon photos are being held hostage by my stupid Sony Memory Stick Pro Duo card. It's got some sort of glitch that will let me view the photos on my TV but won't let me upload them to my computer. The index works, but the actual files are corrupted. I don't know anyone who has the ability to get them off of the bloody card! I know clean room techs that work on hard drives, but flash memory is a different beastie. Plus, it's an incredibly expensive undertaking. So our Hawaiian Honeymoon pics remain maddeningly unprintable. My wife has taken it surprisingly better than I have. Probably because I'm the one who took most of the pics! And just in case anyone's wondering, these are G-rated. Hawaii is truly a beautiful place. Everyone should get to go there at least once. Especially to Kawai, the Garden Island.
Mode 7, I don't think she'll take my advice... by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 05:01:00 PM
But that's MY form of help for them in this time of need. Take it or leave it... And yes, you bring up a good point. Some people's very identities are wrapped up in their medical conditions. Hi, I'm Jenny and I have fibromyalgia. Hi, I'm Stan and I have AIDS. The sad thing is, if they somehow didn't have those conditions anymore, they probably wouldn't know what to do! It gets wrapped up in their psyche. Anyway, I don't have any delusions about Capone's wacky wife taking Mr. Random Internet Guy's advice about her health. Sorry if you thought I was holding my breath for that.
Good luck by Cobbio	Aug 27th, 2007 05:04:57 PM
Shit, Capone. That sucks but I'm glad you and your wife (I read some of her Chronic Babe site) are doing all right. A friend of mine lost his New Orleans apartment after Katrina, so I totally sympathize. Good luck with everything life and money-related. I hope to read your reviews and interviews again soon on AICN.
Anchorite, I agree. by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 27th, 2007 05:23:58 PM
At first I saw the url "chronicbabe" as maybe a riff on the spliff, if you know what I mean. Like she likes to hit the bong, or maybe she's 'chronically into blogging'. Then I was like..wait, what? It's about her "chronic pain"? That's like a guy starting a site called AIDSLARRY.COM. It's a little unsettling.
Gutted about your honeymoon pics anchorite by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 05:26:27 PM
Photos are absolutely the worst thing to lose (aside from life obviously) as no amount of money can replace them. For the fact that I didn't lose any I shall remain forever grateful and for those who have lost personal photos in the past I feel for you. And Capone not getting paid? Seriously man, a heavy contributor to AICN must have some cache in the industry (even as a critic), just get a blinding reference of Harry, get paid for what you do now, and just contribute here now and again.
Anchorite, thanks for the detailed response. by SkeletonParty	Aug 27th, 2007 05:36:00 PM
I understand your point of view better. Here's the thing, you say "My point is that the people who move beyond that are to be applauded." and it seems that Capone, his wife and even Dirk are doing just that.
Condo assoc? by doodler	Aug 27th, 2007 05:44:06 PM
If your condo is like every other one in the world, they'll cover the cost of the roof, and likely, any damage caused by said roof's failure. Also, they usually cover Outer Walls, Lawns, foundations, etc. Also, unless you own the place outright, you have insurance, most modern policies of which cover Act of God (tree falling on your house, etc). While i feel for Capone's situation, and i wish him the best, i'm skeptical about his inability to work. Think of all the jobs one might be able to do from their house. Then take away the house. Unless he's baking/decorating cakes or running a daycare out of his living room, it's unlikely he can't move the operation somewhere else. Like i said, good luck and God bless. But buck up, son. It's not the end of the world.
So sorry to hear by psychedelic	Aug 27th, 2007 05:44:10 PM
My best wishes go out to Capone and his family. May better times be ahead. AICN is a community. Even though it's not financial, I know this place has been a source of support for me. I imagine that can be taken to the tenth power for a major contributor like Capone. May all good wishes go back to Capone doublefold.
SkeletonParty by DirkD13"	Aug 27th, 2007 05:52:45 PM
Thank you for your kind words.
Anchorite Attacks Local Bookstore's Self Help Section by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 05:56:17 PM
Reporter: "We're here tonight at the scene of a most ghastly and inexplicable crime. Here at this BorderBarnesAMillion some, as of yet unknown, perpetrator apparently went berserk". Witness: "It was crazy man, this guy came in screaming at the top of his lungs 'Help yourselves you helpless wanters of help! Help yourselves!'" Reporter: "Were there any distinguishing features to this literature assailant?" Witness: "He was kinda weirdish, in a weirdish way. Also, I think he had popped like 40 tabs of alka-seltzer because he was totally foaming at the mouth. Oh, and he stank of elderberries". Reporter: "Thanks for the, um, valuable information. We'll continue to cover this terrifying story of The Self-Help Slasher. Meanwhile, in weather it seems a mysterious number of microburst outbreaks have rendered several condo owners roofless and without electricity." Old Weather Man: "That's right. But right now I've got to send you over to the sports reporter because I'm about to macroburst my Depends. These things are about as trusty as a New Orleans levee".
Some of you ARE douches by The Funketeer	Aug 27th, 2007 06:14:40 PM
Dude's home is wrecked along with his personal posessions and all his home theater stuff and he has the courage to swallow his pride and ask for money (as someone pointed out above, not an easy thing to do) and all you can do is piss and moan because your life is not as good as his. Grow a pair, put down the xbox controller and do something with your life instead of trying to mess up this guys week any more than it has already. I live in the Chicago area and no, we didn't survive another Katrina but it was bad for a lot of people, many of whom are still without power. Good luck to you and yours Capone and I look forward to your return.
Funketeer, if by douche you mean Anchorite by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 06:20:57 PM
then you are correct. Not only does he bitch about Capone's misfortune but then he dogs his wife for being sick? What kinda asshole does something like that. Not to mention his bookstore attack. Really, anchorite is not quite sane.
Please SoylentMean, let's have a little compassion by Daddylonghead	Aug 27th, 2007 06:30:12 PM
Anchorite suffers from Chronic Assholism, it is rampant in talkbacks just like staph in hosptials. Common symptoms of this disease also include sternly informing Harry that he needs to lose weight.
Assholism, isn't that genetic? by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 06:33:15 PM
He can't help it, it's in his genes!
seriously though by Daddylonghead	Aug 27th, 2007 06:34:26 PM
the fact he says he's tired of hearing about people who have AIDS, then he has the chutzpah to moan about the corrupted memory stick he stored hawaii vacation photos on... it must be a joke. Right?
Or, Anchorite is a jerk by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 06:38:26 PM
I must have missed that AIDS thing, but that just adds to his assholishness.
INSURANCE by RokurGepta	Aug 27th, 2007 07:12:23 PM
why the need to pan handle from us?
Lesson learned, don't ask for money on AICN by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 07:21:56 PM
Unless it's in the form of tickets or DVDs. I didn't see any panhandlers on my way in...
Jesus, if you don't want to give money, don't! by Daddylonghead	Aug 27th, 2007 07:47:09 PM
& skip the sanctimonious 10 paragraph explanations why not. I just hope you guys lecturing capone never end up with your wordly posessions or god forbid your family's worldly possessions arrayed on a fucking curbside someday... losing where one lives is tramautic, it's not just like losing a car or something.
So there are some kick-'em-while'they're down folks by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 08:25:59 PM
on here. That's so refreshing to see in this day and age. There's way too much peace and understanding going around. Hey, while you folks are at it why don't you espouse the merits of a religion that promotes beheading those who disagree with it? Seems to me like those are you're kinda people. Oh, and I hear the Steal Candy From Babies Club is looking for new members. Maybes start up a chapter in your neck of the words. Assholes.
i live just north of wrigley, too by bluetunehead	Aug 27th, 2007 09:13:58 PM
shit was INSANE. i wonder how close i am to you, capone.
Soylent & Daddy... get over it. Seriously... by anchorite	Aug 27th, 2007 09:35:42 PM
I didn't care for Capone's wife's website. It's mostly a load of bunk. I said she has psychological issues that are affecting her health. I assure you I'm not the only one who visited that website and came away with that conclusion. I also said that we are living in a time where a lot of people have an "I'm a victim" mentality and carry around with them monumental feelings of entitlement. You guys are going off the deep end trying to make me look like a heartless bastard or something. You gotta have someone to be the bad guy in this situation, so it's me. Okay. Re-read my posts if it won't cause your brains to explode or your eyes to melt out of their sockets. Just because I didn't recently receive a windfall from selling my car and decide to impart a monetary gift upon Mr. And Mrs. Capone doesn't mean I lack compassion.
That's a real sad story... by Piltdown Joey	Aug 27th, 2007 09:46:17 PM
...but, I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!
So, Anchorite, if somebody hit you with a baseball bat by SoylentMean	Aug 27th, 2007 10:08:25 PM
would you be a victim then? What constitutes victim to you anyway? As for Capone's wife being a nutter in regards to her health concerns, um, psychological disorders are real. We get it, you don't think they need money. That's nice, don't send any. But to open up your mouth (or type in its stead) regarding someone else's wellbeing (be it physical or mental) is just flat out rude. Which makes me not like you. Because I equate people who lump themselves into the "got my problems and got over 'em, why can't you" category as self righteous assholes who wouldn't know or understand a kind gesture if it bit them in the face like a rabid St. Bernard. While you may not lack compassion you most certainly lack tact.
having ignored all the other comments by sonic3305	Aug 27th, 2007 10:26:49 PM
that's horrible, dude. i hope you guys make it through all right.
Good thoughts go out to you, Capone and family. by Uncapie	Aug 27th, 2007 10:32:06 PM
Hope everything works out and you're a-ok.
I've been writing for Harry for ten years... by Uncapie	Aug 27th, 2007 10:42:15 PM
..and I've never seen a dime either or a Christmas card or a "Thanks, Uncapie!" or a "go fuck yourself!" That's okay on the last one. I get a enough of those from some of the dildos out there. Capone, myself, Massawym, Merrick, RobinP and a few others that I may have left out, write because we love to share our love for film.
Material Loss by Doc Martigan	Aug 27th, 2007 11:00:21 PM
You have water damage (possibly a lot). If you are a smart person and have renters insurance you should be okay. If not, that's your bad and I won't give you money for that. You have a damaged entertainment system and DVD collection. That really sucks. But I am DEFINITELY not giving ANYONE money for that. Seriously. I can't stand when people ask for charity because their material items are damaged. This site doesn't pay you, do you have a job otherwise? Why does water damage in your condo prevent you from working? People's houses burn down and they still find a way to work. Or maybe you work from home... which sucks. But here is where I'm going; You weren't even there. Your wife got scared. You are both fine, be extremely thankful for that. I give money to people I know when they have a serious illness and can't work for extended periods, or when someone dies, etc. etc. BUT, if my best friend lost his DVD collection... that's tough. If my best friend had water damage... hey stay with me while you get back on your feet but I'm not taking them on as a dependent. If a stranger is dying, okay. Happens all the time. Sorry but I can't be charitable to every sick or dying person in the world. I don't know you. I don't have a friend of a friend that knows you. It is extremely tacky of both Harry and yourself to beg complete strangers for money for nothing more than property damage. Period. Also, the beginning of the page made it sound like someone HAD been injured or killed. Then you go on to say water leaked in and ruined some of your things. Again, tacky. I'm sorry you are going through troubles. It sucks. It's life. And I am glad that no one was injured or worse. But don't expect your PO Box to be written on many envelopes, even from all the kiss asses who aren't telling you the truth in their posts.
so, so, so sorry by Marklar	Aug 27th, 2007 11:08:36 PM
For the record, I (and I know I'm not alone) do actually care what goes on in your life. You do such good work here...you're really appreciated, and I am so sorry for what's happened (but glad you're unhurt). I don't know how to use paypal, but I will at least try to send something through the mail. God bless you both.
Haven't been on this site in a month... by SK229	Aug 27th, 2007 11:58:31 PM
and now I am reminded why. For the record, I agree with Anchorite, and for some reason, british people on here are mostly fucking totally insane. If anyone is bitching about anything, with any sort of reasonable argument, they will be the ones to shout it down and play devil's advocate. Actually, they don't even do that, they'll just say, 'Sod it ya geeza, shut and womp back ta ya room, now, guvna... I LOVES ME MUH GEORGE LUCAS FILMS, I DO!!! THEY'S HIS FILMS, 'IN HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS WIFF 'EM!!!' Don't bother responding, I'm not coming back, except maybe for another laugh in two or three months this time. Oh, and about the ADVERTISING REVENUES. That's right, don't ask me how I know, but all ads START at $10,000. So that's the bare minimum for getting something on AICN. I'm sure it escalates exponentially from there on. The site makes money, Harry and Mori make money, and a bunch of writers don't get A MOTHERFUCKING NICKEL for writing the stuff that doesn't make me wretch - Massawyrm, Capone, Quint, Merrick and a few others. They should defect and start their own website... seriously.
please hurry back, SK229 by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 12:11:57 AM
yell about british people and george lucas in another totally unrelated talkback ASAP
Damn, that's fucked up man by Doc_Strange	Aug 28th, 2007 01:25:41 AM
But at least everyone is OK and nobody was seriously hurt. Living out here in LA you kind of take things for granted, no hurricanes, tornadoes, etc. But the occasional quake manages to scare people up a bit cause you never know if it's the Big One that will supposedly transform California into beach front property. I guess you just gotta keep moving forward with your life but it's the ability to move forward and develop a thick skin that makes us who we are. It sucks because one day we think we have it all or that we might actually have a small semblance of stability or happiness in our lives and then shit happens and it all goes away just like that. But hey at least nobody was hurt and eventually it'll be a story you might even laugh about in time or tell to your grandkids. And it's nothing that can't be replaced (mostly), except for those few sentimental possessions, but hopefully those were recovered and all will be better in time.
mode 7 by Cedar_Room	Aug 28th, 2007 02:11:08 AM
the BBC is funded by a licence fee which is paid for by the public. Anyone with a TV set has to pay for one. So the BBC is not funded by the government, it is funded by the people.
Paypal+Suckers=$$$ by Midol Boy	Aug 28th, 2007 02:11:48 AM
Thanks AICN.
Capone's roof didn't get blown off by Cedar_Room	Aug 28th, 2007 02:28:56 AM
it was the roof in the apartment above his. "Things got wet - even my home theatre system. And now -sob- my house smells of MOLD!!". Seriously is that the best you can do?? You want people to send you money so you can buy some new surround sound speakers? Jesus H Christ you've got some brass balls on you. I usually like your stuff Capone more than most other people on this site but asking for money and advertising your wife's frankly creepy website has really sent you down in my estimations. Not that my opinion has any bearing on your life, but there you have it. This article is definitely one of the strangest things I have ever seen on this website. And furthermore - I was one person who didn't give a shit about Harry's wedding. Anyone who would marry that giant Gwildor freak does not deserve any praise from me.
Causes more worthy of your $ donations: by Hardboiled Wonderland	Aug 28th, 2007 03:00:10 AM
Medecins Sans Frontieres needs your help: http://www.msf.org/ The One Campaign is another worthy organisation that needs your help: http://www.one.org/ And Capone needs your... wait a second, fuck Capone. Fuck Harry. Fuck AICN.
PS What about the other people in Capone's building? by Hardboiled Wonderland	Aug 28th, 2007 03:07:49 AM
Is he going to use the donations to help out the poor bastards who live in the apartment above him? The people who actually did lose their roof? As Capone said, he has the "least amount of actual property damage". Yet not a fucking word about helping out his neighbours who were hit with the most amount of property damage. This whole affair makes me vomit in disgust. Shame on you, Capone and Harry. Grow the fuck up.
And pay your contributors, Harry by Hardboiled Wonderland	Aug 28th, 2007 03:20:19 AM
If you paid Capone, he'd be able to afford a hotel while waiting for his condo to be fixed. It's fucking disgusting that a man such as yourself who gets kickbacks and donations and gifts and bribes from many sources doesn't share the wealth with the people who make this site worth reading. Remember Rome, Harry, remember what happened to Rome.
INSURANCE by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 03:47:35 AM
if you don't have fucking insurance, than you're fucking stupid and seriously If and this is a big if, I was going to donate money to someone, it would be to capone's neighbors, this shit is ridiculous I'm embarrised to be a fucking american
What the fuck is an invisible chronic illness by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 03:51:44 AM
fucking zombie baby jesus fucking christ fuck fuck fuck what the hell is wrong with this world?
Whenever I wonder what's wrong with this world by CherryValance	Aug 28th, 2007 06:04:00 AM
I'm going to come back here and reread this talkback. Some of you people are truly disgusting. You don't want to give him any money, fine. No one said you had to. But why do you have to be intentionally cruel, especially to his wife? It's called kicking people when they're down and it fucking sucks. But no, you have to decide how down they are. Their lives aren't bad enough for you to give a shit. Okay, then shut the fuck up about it. Do you think you're providing a public service for the poor unfortunate people who are going to be duped by the evil Capone into sending him their last dollar? Well you're not. You're just being an asshole. No one around here is stupid. If they feel like sending money they will, if they don't, they won't. All you're doing is proving what a piece of shit excuse for a human you are. Congratulations. I hope that works out for you.
CherryValance: by colematthews	Aug 28th, 2007 07:20:55 AM
A-fucking-men! Having just read this entire thread, I was preparing to write a summation post about the mean-spiritedness of some of these talkbackers, when I got to the end and found you had done it for me. A particularly astute talkbacker by the name of RokurGepta wrote a couple posts above yours that he's "embarrised(sic, natch) to be a fucking american". I'm a little embarrassed myself, RokurGepta, but I'm pretty sure it's for different reasons.
wish you the best. by jimjom	Aug 28th, 2007 07:36:06 AM
wish you the best.
More blowback from... by Kid Z	Aug 28th, 2007 07:45:30 AM
... one of Harry Dresden's fights against some ungodly inhuman evil. You didn't happen to see a horde of ghostly warriors or a zombie dinosaur, did you?
No! No! Not my Jeff Stryker Videos! by Smerdyakov	Aug 28th, 2007 08:17:28 AM
Gone all Gone. Sob!
TacoPinSneak by Stuntcock Mike	Aug 28th, 2007 09:50:07 AM
Yes, I cannot spell.
donations by batmanthehorse	Aug 28th, 2007 10:02:19 AM
jesus christ. what the fuck. disgusting. shoulda got insurance.
Prayers and good thoughts for your family by liljuniorbrown	Aug 28th, 2007 10:19:56 AM
We had a microburst hit here in my home town around the 3rd of july. It destroyed several homes and half of a Walmart, so I know the random devestation your talking about. Living in the hear of hurricane country like I do ( hit directly by Frederick in 79,and recently Ivan and Katrina) it's scary as a home onwner as to what can happen on any given day. Anyone dogging you out for looking for help in this time of need is a waste of life.
Cherry Valance has made me feel embarrassed and ashamed by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 10:30:31 AM
I shouldn't have pointed out the weirdness of Capone's wife's website. It was cruel and heartless of me. To make up for it, I am going to start a nexus of websites dedicated to helping those with imaginary/marginal physical disorders and infirmities. First up: istubbedmytoe.com Next: lookatthesizeofthissplinter.ne t And just for good measure: doilookfat?.org Each website will have a PayPal link, of course. Not for donations for ME, mind you. For the guy upstairs who stubbed his toe when the winds came. And I don't mean a microburst. I mean bad gas. If that goes over well, I plan on expanding my empire to include: flatulencesufferersunite.org, thehorrorsofchronicblinking.co m, howimanagetolivewithsoremuscle safterastrenuousworkout.com, myfeethurt.org and if I can get that federal grant, thatsnotamelanomathatsjustabit ofdirt.gov. I'm going to be doing a lot of important research into these disorders in order to help the millions out there who have to suffer the indignities of these maladies each and every day. Won't you support me in my humanistic endeavors?
colematthews by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 10:58:04 AM
keep smoking pot you damn hippie
Fucking Seriously though by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 11:05:09 AM
That's what INSURANCE is for..... your insurance will cover it, there is absolutely no need for you to pan handle to us. Shit happens, to all of us at some point, but money is not the answer, boo hoo, his stereo is ruined. oh well. I'm not incensitive, I am over sensative, and he's whining about material shit, I don't dole out money to people, if they need help building something, or cleaning up something that's how I will help, shit I'd even make someone dinner. I've gone to Guatemala and built schools, I've given homeless people food and shelter, all you people saying your disgusted with those of us that are irritated with the pan handling, I say this WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUCKING CHEESE WITH YOUR WHINE?
Here's a hilarious chronicbabe.com article... by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 11:16:12 AM
entitled "Chronically Sexy: heavy machinery (or, good vibes even with chronic hand pain) Welcome to the inaugural Chronically Sexy, our new column in which the fabulous and knowledgable Searah Deysach answers your questions about sex and sensuality for ChronicBabes. This month: Can a Babe with chronic hand pain still use her favorite toys?" So this is what your hard-earned dollars are going toward. Teaching women how to use their sex toys when they are suffering with carpal tunnel syndrome. And I'M the asshole?
suffering FROM, not with. by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 11:17:15 AM
Still, I mean COME ON!
On the subject of cruelty. by Tourist	Aug 28th, 2007 11:17:16 AM
The guy is begging. Sure, it's unseemly, but so is asking for change for the bus or scabbing a cigarette off of a stranger. But I've done it before. Considering the examples stressed here repeatedly about the cash for comments and like, and the proud lack of professionalism set by the editors, asking for a few handouts from the talk back community, which is half of what makes this site what it is, probally didn't seem all that out of place. Shit, does anyone remember the headline story "Merrick loses software, people please send him more free software" a while back? It's a little uncouth, but it's hardly enough to make you embarassed to share his nationallity. I don't even think you can get locked up for panhandling in a city as big as chicago. It's not like the guy raped your grandmother. So, you know, you could be a little gentler. On the subject of his girlfriends website however, I can't suggest restraint. Capones girl comes across as a little...unhinged. Perhaps the "invisible" chronic illness is hypochondria? Seriously, if this website of hers was stumbled upon in an unrelated manner, you wouldn't find it the slightest bit amusing?
Capone's married to the receptionist from Ace of Cakes? by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 11:19:55 AM
I thought that was in Baltimore. No wonder they need money - that's a helluva commute!
Yes, anchorite, you're the asshole. by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 11:23:43 AM
The stinking, shit-dripping, gonnorhea-pustule-encrusted crack addicted male prostitute's asshole. That is you.
anchorite by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 11:29:08 AM
Buddy, If I knew you, I would buy you a case of your favorite beer. You are hilarious!!!!!! I salute you
Thanks for the salute, RokurGepta. Could I suggest ... by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 11:54:22 AM
instead of a case of beer, however, a donation to my favorite cause...ME? I'm sure I could find a link to a PayPal button somewhere around here...
Tourist, most on here would not find it amusing at all. by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 11:56:55 AM
They apparently take her conditions to be deadly serious. Would you care to donate to my newest website, ilostmysenseofhumorwhenibecame ableedingheart.org?
Daddylonghead, such words of praise. I feel so loved! by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 12:06:41 PM
Would you care to donate to my new website whycantwealljustgetalong.net?< br> Rodney King and John Rocker are just a couple of contributors. There are plenty more, I assure you. I've heard rumblings that Ahmadinejad is a big fan. He hasn't contributed any money yet, but I think he'll change his mind once he receives the Ebola-tipped thermonuclear warhead I Fed Exed to him last week. I know, I know. Overkill. But you can never be too careful when the Jews are involved. If that's not your bag, I invite you to visit my beta site, ijustgavemykidneytoachildmoles ter.com. It's very popular in Berkley. But watch out - since it's in beta testing, sometimes it isn't a child molester that gets the kidney. It's an ailing Catholic priest. Does that offend you?
Finally people are fucking telling it like it is. by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 28th, 2007 12:10:33 PM
Some of Capone's shit got a little soggy so he's gotta stay with friends for a bit, the people upstairs got completely FUCKED, and he can't seem to find a power outlet for his laptop so we all need to send him money. That's the gist, right? Fuck you, soggy-DVD sympathizers.
It's all Jacque Jones fault. by John L Raiser	Aug 28th, 2007 12:23:54 PM
He made a deal with the devil so he could start hitting lefties and make on-target throws. Hope the move goes smoothly Capone...
Insurace Will Cover It? by The Funketeer	Aug 28th, 2007 12:41:56 PM
I realize most of you are still living with mom and dad and have probably never had to deal with an insurance company but you have a fairly simplistic view of insurance and how it works. Ask some of the Katrina survivors how much insurance helped them in their time of need. Better yet, this is a movie site, go watch Sicko and tell me you'd be willing to depend soley on your insurance company to help you.
Okay anchorite. by mode_7	Aug 28th, 2007 01:10:20 PM
You got me. That is one creepy fucking website
All hail Anchorite by Robots In Das Guys	Aug 28th, 2007 01:17:01 PM
He tells it like it is. Fuck Harry Knowles. Get this fucker on the payroll, and spare him the talkback abuse!
Fuck This Shit... by Deandome	Aug 28th, 2007 01:25:11 PM
I live in the area...that's an expensive neighborhood. Clearly they own the unit, not rent. They have insurance....decent/good insurance. Nobody's destitute, nobody needs a kidney transplant....so WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I like Capone, I'm not "small minded"...but there are 10s of thousands of people in Chicago alone that need $$ a LOT more than fully-insured Yuppieville-condo owning Capone does. I feel for the guy, but this is pathetic. They have families...hit them up for a few $thou$ and free up the charity for people who actually need it.
The Funketeer by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 01:29:19 PM
Sicko is about health insurance...
I've dealt with insurance by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 01:30:38 PM
it is a pain in the ass, but oh well, life sucks, have some patience, eat some cheese with your whine
I can see it now... by mode_7	Aug 28th, 2007 01:41:53 PM
Capone - "Harry, man I'm in trouble here. A microburst just fucked my place up and my wife thinks the shock may have killed her. I'm a little short on cash so I was wondering if... you know... since I've been working for you for a decade and never asked for anything in return..." Harry - "Let me stop you there man, I think I know where this is going. I'll write an open letter asking for money and put it on the front page with a paypal link how's that grab ya? Capone- "That's not really..." Harry- "Then it's settled. No need to thank me. Now off ya go you little scamp I gotta go upload this Vern review, ka-ching! Capone turns to leave... Harry- "Wait, Capone... You write the letter yourself I gotta go and buy a solid gold 1:1 scale replica death star.
Anchorite, I'm just worried about your Hawaii photos by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 01:44:16 PM
Now THAT is a crisis. Please post some more details about the flash stick working with your television set, because I am RAPT to know how that turns out. See, the thing is, asshole, your problems seem important to you. Capone's problems seem important to him. What makes me a grown-up is that I can understand how other people's problems might make those other people feel. Meaning, I realize that things that don't happen to me personally may still be real things. It's crazy, isn't it?? Thus, I can weigh those things... a writer whose work I've enjoyed for years losing his home vs. a talkbacker who is retarded being unable to download vacation photos... and come to the sober conclusion that Capone deserves a few bucks from my pitiful wallet, whereas you deserve my thumb-tacks-through-duct-tape- wrapped forearm jammed violently up your republican rectum.
longhead, anchorite's not the one panhandling. by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 28th, 2007 02:12:46 PM
Capone is. What's WORSE is that Capone's already said his unit got the LEAST amount of damage and it's just some soggy walls and an icky mold smell. How about you put your money where your mouth is and contact him so you can donate to his UPSTAIRS neighbours who got royally assfucked by having their roof torn off and blasted with 99% of the impact of the damage before it trickled down and splashed a few drops on his Season 2 ALF DVD set.
Hey Kurzinski by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 02:20:30 PM
why don't you put YOUR money where your mouth is, and wrap some dollar bills around my dick? I'm totally done being reasonable with you fucktards.
Daddylonghead by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 02:40:07 PM
You were reasonable?
Yes by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 02:49:54 PM
But now I am tired of people's finger-wagging justifications for their own garden-variety immature self-absorption. Now I will just dole out crude and vicious sexual/scatalogical abuse. Line forms at the rear, where your mom's favorite food comes from.
I'm still waiting by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 03:00:09 PM
where's the ZING?
RokurGepta by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 03:02:08 PM
I ate jalapenos yesterday. Give your mom a kiss, you'll get the zing.
tacky/dirty does not = Zing. by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 03:17:09 PM
What are you, 12?
wow, this just proves to me by oisin5199	Aug 28th, 2007 03:23:09 PM
what complete and utter assholes talkbackers can be. Do you people even know the meaning of the word, community? Capone isn't fucking begging. He said that people have asked him how they can help, so he provided information for those that want to. He's not putting out a pitch, he's not pressuring anyone, he's not saying it's your obligation. Some people actually do care about other people - some people do actually feel connected to others in their community and want to help each other out. Some people feel like they want to give back to a person that they like, who has provided them with entertainment, and who they want to support. What the fuck is wrong with that? And what is wrong with you people that you have to make it an issue and prove what utter selfish pricks and negative drags on society you are? It doesn't matter how much money you have, what you do for a living or any of that shit. If your life is totally turned upside down and you have to find a new place to live, it's fucking traumatic and it's nice to know that people actually give a shit about you and your circumstances. My support to you Capone. Your address is only about a block away from where I used to live. I hope it all works out for you, no thanks to these fuckers.
Panhandle by RokurGepta	Aug 28th, 2007 03:37:15 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Panhand le
Yes, RokurGepta. by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 03:42:55 PM
12 inches, that's why your mom needs a cane to get around lately.
Hey guys, my car is idling funny, I may need to take it by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 28th, 2007 04:01:19 PM
in for service. Now, I'm certainly not coming to you guys with hat in hand. But if you feel compelled, I've set up a PayPal donation button on my website www.payformyshit.com so if people want to help, they can do that. Oh - and my neighbour's car was stolen by hoolings and burned in the woods and it's his only mode of transportation to visit his dying siamese-twin sisters in the hospital 300 miles away, but FUCK HIM, help ME! He doesn't post here. It's a COMMUNITY! Right? Right?!
I have an idea, Kurzinski by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 04:09:41 PM
Why don't you spend seven or eight years writing thoughtful, informative film criticism and conducting enlightening interviews with important filmmakers, and then maybe somebody will give a shit about YOU someday!
oh and P.S. by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 04:10:17 PM
your mom's a whore
Sorry to hear about their situation. by mrfan	Aug 28th, 2007 04:20:52 PM
As with other TBers I wonder if they had any renters insurance. Also, they both could do what I did when I lost items due to a pipe bursting in my house. I got a second job to replace some of my favorite comics and dvds. Obviously if I was determined to get them replaced I knew it would be tough work on my end. Took me some time but I did it. Heck, I even didn't get many replaced. Realized that they just weren't that important to me. Clothes can be found at second hand stores or the Salvation Army. To many times have I donated money to people only to find them waste it on non-essential items. Just be lucky that you are alive and still have a home (it can be fixed). I don't blame many people for raising a stink. There are many options than posting on this website trying to get donations. I think all the references to material things are one of those stinks. Good luck though. I wish you well.
My problem is with the damn website! by anchorite	Aug 28th, 2007 05:08:01 PM
You guys who are bashing me want to try and make it about me hating on Capone and having no compassion. I do have compassion. I just don't get her damn website! Have you even gone there and read that stuff? Read it for a half-hour period of time and then get back to me about how I should be Paypal-ing myself into oblivion. Let me ask you guys - how many of you drove far out of your way to Houston to help out nearly a quarter of a million hurricane evacuees? I'm raising my hand. Are you? My Hawaii photos were mentioned to Dirk so that I could show how NOT to play the part of the victim. I know you've all seen the bumper sticker - SHIT HAPPENS. Well, that's about how it works. Good day to you all! I say Good Day!
Daddylonghead's logic: by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 28th, 2007 05:08:15 PM
If he reads your site, you deserve monetary help...for when your wall gets a bit soggy and you have to move out for a bit. Did you help pay for Harry's wedding night 'accessories', too?
He's already SAID his insurance is setting them up by Kurzinski Valentine	Aug 28th, 2007 05:10:54 PM
in a temp place today or tomorrow. It's a bigass pity-party until you actually READ what Capone and Harry wrote. The people who live upstairs in the condo HE OWNS got fucking SERVED with water damage and destruction. Does anyone give a shit about them? It doesn't even sound like Capone himself does.
Tragedy Got You Down? by SoylentMean	Aug 28th, 2007 05:16:25 PM
Well here at AICN we don't allow any tragedy to befall our fellow community-ers without first curb stomping their pain with elephantine blunt force trauma, then urinating upon the carcass of aforementioned tragedy, and if you're lucky a good ol' fashioned Japanese Punishment Bukkake right in the face of disaster. Remember, you can't spell "CARE" without "A", which is in AICN.
Hey Anchorite by Daddylonghead	Aug 28th, 2007 05:30:10 PM
Want to know the reason your flash stick with the Hawaii photos isn't working right? The culprit is the moisture from your wife's cunt cream, from when I was diddling her with the flash stick and everything else in your house, while you were at work. Good day to you too. And Kurzinski, in all seriousness, I take back what I said about your mom, she's not a whore. Quite the contrary; when I fuck her, she pays me. That's actually where I got the money I sent to Capone.
Evan is waving from his boat. by Mace Tofu	Aug 28th, 2007 06:54:43 PM
You can't fool mother nature.
But you can mother a fool in nature by SoylentMean	Aug 28th, 2007 07:02:40 PM
Reared in the wild he growled at the anthropolgist and then proceded to hump her leg.
Things are still not going my way by Chumkid	Aug 28th, 2007 07:19:16 PM
and I still need a little cash to get back on my feet. Would anyone like to help me out? I've got the balls to ask for help, so that's enough for each of you to send me at least a few dollars. That should be enough for me to rebuild my DVD collection and upgrade to HD DVD.
Hey UNCAPIE - Thanks!!! by Alonzo Mosely	Aug 28th, 2007 08:00:56 PM
As Harry apparently has never even given you a thanks, let alone a dime, let me tell you thanks for the reading material over the years, and that goes to all of you unpaid writers. So aside from Harry, who gets paid I wonder? I am fairly sure that Mori, Quint and Herc get paid, but are there any others? I suppose it isn't any of our business, but it seems to have no relation to the quantity or quality of the material posted. Oh, and Harry, at least get the regular contributers a gift for Christmas or something, I mean I know you have seen at least one of the 800 version of a Christmas Carol, didn't any of them hit home?
No comment by sammylou	Aug 28th, 2007 08:58:24 PM
No comment, except that I think Daddylonghead is total, uber douche
Er... by Tourist	Aug 28th, 2007 09:10:25 PM
...It's a big fucking stretch to call this a Tragedy. If this falls under tragedy, then I guess pompei and me losing my car keys just before I have to leave for work can be filed in the same folder.
RokurGepta by The Funketeer	Aug 28th, 2007 09:27:37 PM
Do think being cheated by the insurance companies is an experience limited to the health insurance providers?
Oh, by Tourist	Aug 28th, 2007 09:30:15 PM
And if the folks above don't think the Japanese internment camps were all that bad, how about the death camps America set up in the phillipines as a substitution?
I think I've figured out the problem here... by The Funketeer	Aug 28th, 2007 09:30:26 PM
You all think Capone was asking YOU for help. In reality, Capone was asking his friends for help.
Hope the insurance is cool to ya by sammylou	Aug 28th, 2007 09

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