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WWE Wrestler Vies For The Million On SURVIVOR: CHINA!!

first by Bob_Loblaw_Jr	Aug 20th, 2007 03:44:14 PM
Chloe from 24 is still not hot
Jesus Christ. by XSEDrake	Aug 20th, 2007 03:46:31 PM
Why is it that the one person representing my home state has a friggin' MULLET?
Ashley still works for Double Double E by BigDogg	Aug 20th, 2007 03:50:19 PM
CBS asked WWE for a wrestler for the show and they didn't have anything for Ashley at the time since she was injured so they gave her time off to recover and be on the show. She'll be back putting on crappy matches on Smackdown soon enough. I hear she doesn't survive long since she sinks to the bottom of the water due to her big fake concrete boobs.
Yes!!! I got my Survivor Fix back in gear... by Jugdish	Aug 20th, 2007 03:55:59 PM
Say what you want- its still fun to watch....
Dreamz! by Super Rabbi	Aug 20th, 2007 04:04:40 PM
Yah, bring him back, that guy makes me laugh.
Guilty by NudeandAroused	Aug 20th, 2007 04:13:42 PM
I'll admit that once in a while, once in a great while, I watch it.
Ok Herc, who from that list is "Superhot"? by Lando Griffin	Aug 20th, 2007 04:29:38 PM
I think Herc likes him som Denise! Seriously though I am not a traditional talkback hater, I am a geek but not the stereotypical talk back angry virgin as you put it. But I looked at all of those female contestants and none of them meet definition of "Superhot". There have been hotties in the past on Survivor but none of these lastest contestants meet the criteria. This coming from the guy who has the Playboys of Jeri Manthey and Heidi and Jenna. Being a casual WWE fan the news about Ashley has been out there for a while. She was hot in the past before the terrible dye job and hideous lip piercings. I acutally haven't watched Survivor since All Stars, just doesn't interest me anymore. The China setting and kidnapping elements do sound a bit appealing though.
Big Brother Infinity FTW! by Loosejerk	Aug 20th, 2007 04:34:58 PM
I dropped out watching Survivor back at season 3. Now Big Brother, I'm a slut for that crap.
As long as it's not "Survivor: CHYNA... DOLL", I'm good by Squashua	Aug 20th, 2007 04:37:04 PM
You know what I mean.
No one dies NOT Survivor, Drop them in the Andes by EvilWizardGlick	Aug 20th, 2007 04:37:12 PM
Fuck this shit, drop their pansy asses in the Andes and make them eat each other to live. Or maybe a prison, then we get a taste of OZ to it as well.
Survior China - Million Dollah Me Love You Loooong Time by Yeti	Aug 20th, 2007 04:46:04 PM
angry virgins in talkback will insist that only one, or none, of them is even remotely attractive. Bwaaaaaaah! Herc, you kill me.
How warm does it get in China? by bluebottle	Aug 20th, 2007 04:48:59 PM
When I think of China, I don't think "BIKINI"...
Woo, looking forward to getting my Survivor fix again. by Flim Springfield	Aug 20th, 2007 04:52:15 PM

Ring of Honor by budbundy1978	Aug 20th, 2007 04:52:19 PM
The "true "alternative for prowrestling fans..put the Briscoe's on Survivor and Mark Brisco might do a shooting star press off the highest tree on the island..
I just visited the website and hope the first person by Yeti	Aug 20th, 2007 04:53:41 PM
voted off is Todd the openly gay mormon flight attendent who thinks the spice girls were the most profound thing to happen in the past 100 years or some junk. This kid will singlehandedly knock back gay-rights 20 years.
China?! How will they survive?! Oh ask the 1 billion by modlight	Aug 20th, 2007 04:57:34 PM
other people living there.
Um...none of these chicks are even REMOTELY hot... by Riley Martin	Aug 20th, 2007 05:03:39 PM
Now let me take my virgin ass back to the TV to jack off to Veronica Mars, Buffy, Seven Of Nine and T'Pol. "Oh yeah, come on you little sluts...you want the geek dick, don't you?"
so really? A WWE wrestler? by oisin5199	Aug 20th, 2007 05:06:20 PM
I haven't watched this show since the 2nd season, but this is who they have now? Wasn't she on an episode of Smallville, or something? Unless it's celebrity (even D List) Survivor, why?
Nice mullet on Denise. by Pops Freshemeyer	Aug 20th, 2007 05:12:02 PM
Looks as silly as piercing shit Ahsley has on her lips. Pretty retarded looking cast. Frosti? Todd the openly gay mormon? Leslie the Christian talk show host/MILF? I'd pick Courtney to win but there's something wrong with somebody who's hometown is New York, NY, saying their favorite sports teams are the "Boston Red Sox, all Boston teams, Mets." Unbelievable...
Who from Virginia is not married by age 8? by Monkeybrains	Aug 20th, 2007 05:14:26 PM
I mean, it's his sister and he lives with her anyway so why not make it legal?
Yep, a WWE wrestler. by Pops Freshemeyer	Aug 20th, 2007 05:14:52 PM
She was "fired" on RAW so she could take the time off for the show. Does having a wrestler on Survivor damage the integrity of the show? Will it be as scripted as Hogan Knows Best?
Yarrr! Not a looker among 'em! by The Ref	Aug 20th, 2007 05:14:54 PM
Aye, the hot pants.
Will They Have To Play With Mattel Toys? by Diana Rules!	Aug 20th, 2007 05:44:38 PM
That would add a fun and topical element.
Denise is what happens when you don't admit you're gay. by modlight	Aug 20th, 2007 06:15:57 PM
Mullet, rides scooter to work, good with machines and electronics (handy on survivor), black-belt in karate (ding ding ding!), loves baseball, collects knives, and a husband?! People, just let yourselves be free.
I hope they have a sweatshop challenge. by Pops Freshemeyer	Aug 20th, 2007 06:27:25 PM
"The first team to put this puzzle together and use the illustration to build a pair of Nike shoes will win..."
According to the spoilers... by FilmNerdJamie	Aug 20th, 2007 06:31:57 PM
...Ashley's the 2nd boot. So of course you can expect CBS to hype the shit outta her being on SURVIVOR.
Antarctica by Series7	Aug 20th, 2007 06:54:09 PM
When is this show gonna go away from the tropical climates and go into the cold? This show would be awesome if someone actually died during the season, or if they put Bear Grylls on one team and Les Stroud on another. Well heres to hoping that Denise walks around buck naked the whole time Richard style.
Chicken Morris, Attorney at Law by Mullah Omar	Aug 20th, 2007 06:54:44 PM
I guess "chicken farmer" has a more appropriate ring to it...
She's not a wrestler, she's a "wrestler". by Mr Spork	Aug 20th, 2007 07:44:38 PM

Yeah, she's hardly a wrestler... by UMAGA	Aug 20th, 2007 07:49:52 PM
She won the fucking Diva Search contest. They put her on to fill time and they have to edit her matches because she's shit. And she's always injured it seems. She's a terrible actor even for a wrestler. Like that time she was "injured" backstage and her idea of selling was laughing while she held her knee. I hate her. This show fucking needs Bull Nakano and Aja Kong.
And fuck ROH too by UMAGA	Aug 20th, 2007 07:50:46 PM
PROJECT 161! OMG11
Ashley Massaro been naked by Jaka	Aug 20th, 2007 08:17:40 PM
A lot.
Hmmm, or maybe not... by Jaka	Aug 20th, 2007 08:20:45 PM
...I'm no sure now. Whatever, I miss Survivor. It can't have many seasons left, so I hope this is a good one.
modlight by Sir Loin	Aug 20th, 2007 08:41:49 PM
"Mullet, rides scooter to work, good with machines and electronics (handy on survivor), black-belt in karate (ding ding ding!), loves baseball, collects knives, and a husband?! People, just let yourselves be free." BAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laughs, I spewed my beverage while reading that. Well done, sir.
Jaka... by havocSchultz	Aug 20th, 2007 09:19:29 PM
She has been naked... She did a playboy or something spread before her WWE stint under an alias...Then she recently did a full on Playboy spread like all the untalented Divas on WWE do...if you don't mind hige, perfectly round, fake tits, then she's pretty hot...
Ashley has lip piercings by Mr Spork	Aug 20th, 2007 09:20:56 PM
I like that
Will the Chicken farmer get the Bird Flu? by TheBloop	Aug 20th, 2007 09:25:35 PM
Or be forced to work as slave making bricks for the Red Army? tune in to find out.
Survivor: Pee pee in the coke... by GimmieMyBackpackBack	Aug 20th, 2007 09:28:36 PM
Me chinese, me play joke...
Ashley will 'make' Survivor this year... by only1	Aug 21st, 2007 05:50:57 AM
Whatever that means... show's sucked since Season 1. Umaga, hate to tell you... Bull Nakano is dead. :-( As for the Ashley rumors, the wrestling websites have been afire with activity. Don't know about her being 2nd booted off. Her myspace was active on 8/2, Survivror finished shooting 8/3. Of course, her myspace was USA, so it WAS 8/3 in China by that time. I figure she makes it to the jury (what, half the entire cast?) if not the finals... and she's HOT in person. I work at a hotel WWE stayed at when they came to town.
Bartender by miceli	Aug 21st, 2007 08:22:28 AM
So, Dave is labeled as "Former Model", but in his bio, it says he's a bartender. I guess they just can't get away from it.
Where's the political vitriol ... by Guy Gaduois	Aug 21st, 2007 09:39:07 AM
I mean, let's get this party started. It's in China. Where's my "Tianemen Square Tank Dodge Challenge"? Where's the proponents/opponents of communism? To the tb'er who wanted Survior held in the Andes, what, you don't think cannibalism is practiced in China? I am very disappointed that we're well over twenty posts into this thing and it's not degenerated into a childish shouting match. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK I COME HERE? INSIGHTFUL ARTICLES AND SCOOPS? I really need some mudslinging, cursing and diatribes with poorer grammar than my own. Please tell me that we can do better than mullets and gay mormons. Do you have any idea how much work I'll have to do if you people don't get on it?
Whoa, the pictures finally downloaded by Guy Gaduois	Aug 21st, 2007 09:45:10 AM
That chicken farmer guy - I had no idea Steven Speilberg and Robin Williams had a kid together. Also, what's the over/under on the talk show host lady smuggling a baby out of China? Gravedigger or surf instructor wins it all.
Ashley Massaro has been naked by indyjonez100	Aug 21st, 2007 12:34:45 PM
Either in the Feb or March edition of Playboy this year. Was wearing some crazy fish net stockings
THE TOP OF KURT ANGLE'S HEAD by The Breasts of Midol Girl	Aug 21st, 2007 12:48:01 PM
IS A COUSIN OF OURS
If it isn't GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEEL, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:06:57 PM

If it isn't HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:07:17 PM

If it isn't ANDRE THE GIANT, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:07:44 PM

If it isn't RICKY "THE DRAGON" STEAMBOAT, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:08:22 PM
i KNOW HE WASN'T wwf.
If it isn't THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:08:50 PM

If it isn't HILLBILLY JIM, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:09:30 PM

If it isn't CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO, I don't care by Puddleglum	Aug 21st, 2007 01:09:57 PM

"i KNOW HE WASN'T wwf." by Shermdawg	Aug 21st, 2007 10:39:02 PM
The hell he wasn't. uh, Wrestlemania III vs. Savage? Only one of the greatest WWF matches ever.
I used to watch wrestling... by ZeroCorpse	Aug 21st, 2007 11:10:31 PM
But three things drove me away: 1. Booker T's ANNOYING wife getting ANY time in the spotlight. Bad actress, bad gimmick, and just plain unpleasant. 2. The Diva Search. Once I could deal with (even though it sucked), but now that it's an annual event, I'm through with wrestling. WCW wasn't any better with their Nitro Girls. What happened to the days when valets and female wrestlers were capable in the ring and entertaining to watch? None of the divas today hold a candle to Miss Elizabeth, Lelani Kai, or Sherri Martel. 3. Chris Benoit's freakout. That just soured it for me for some reason. Too many deaths in a short amount of time, and some really bad writing as a result of it. They used to write stories about good and evil, honor and villainy, and that sort of thing-- Now most of the writing is shock value and ego-stroking, and showing off stupid girls with no muscle and big fake boobs. No thanks. I give up.
Zero... by Shermdawg	Aug 22nd, 2007 12:12:08 AM
1. Booker's gimmick is one of the FEW sources of entertainment I've found in the WWE in a long damn time. And Sharmell doesn't do all that much besides the introductions. Too bad they're just gona let Trips run all over Book at Summerslam. 2. They had probably the best valet since The Sensational Queen in ECW's Aeriel. But fired her. I swear her reaction shots at times were vintage Sherri Also, the women's division isn't a total loss. There was a Mickie James/Melina match last month on Raw that blew my ass away. It could've been the best womens match I've seen in decades. (I should point out, I haven't ordered a ppv since Summerslam '98 though.)
JEAN-ROBERT BELLANDE ??? by Itchy	Aug 22nd, 2007 09:15:30 AM
This guy was about the most insufferable douche I've ever seen on the poker shows ... I can't imagine how insufferable he'll be on Survivor. Well played, Mark Burnett. Well played.
This Season's survivor sponsored by... by Bash_Branigan	Aug 22nd, 2007 09:53:55 AM
Stereotypes!
Ashley was on Smallville by Fuerzo500	Aug 22nd, 2007 11:11:23 AM
I hate them using actors all the time anymore...
The Angry Virgin demographic is AICN's bread and butter by TallBoy66	Aug 24th, 2007 08:14:33 PM
Better take that one back. What's worse, anyway, being an angry virgin or catering to angry virgins?

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