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INDIANA JONES AND THE TITLES OF MYSTERY!!

LOST CITY OF GOLD by Darth Kong	Aug 16th, 2007 10:55:13 AM
Was that shit Alan Quatermain flick with Sharon Stone. So count THAT one out.
All Fake, but then I would've said that about Ep II by modlight	Aug 16th, 2007 10:55:57 AM
City of Gods is probably the best one.
Indiana Jones And The 13.5 Million Opening Weekend by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 10:56:25 AM
you love it Mori
INDIANA JONES AND THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS by Harold The Great	Aug 16th, 2007 10:57:24 AM
Mutt... if somebody asks if you're god, you say "Yes!"
Indiana Jones and the Constantly Rewritten Script by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 10:58:20 AM
More? ok
Indiana Jones And The Twenty-Two Trips To The Toilet by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 10:58:41 AM
more? yup.
Indiana Jones And The Midlife Crisis Earring by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 10:59:46 AM
yeah, yeah
Indiana Jones And The Battle For Del Boca Vista by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:00:32 AM
ok
I lose another bet if any of these are right by Guy Gaduois	Aug 16th, 2007 11:00:39 AM
I had my life savings ($43.98) bet on "Indiana Jones: Quest for Consistent Bowel Movements". He's getting up there, see, and I figure with all the action and bumping around he's seen, it's not unrealistic to think that a morning constitutional is sort of a 'last frontier' of discovery for him. I lost sleep over this.
Indiana Jones And The Scowling, Humorless Actor by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:00:58 AM
; 0
Indiana Jones And The Beating Of A Dead Horse by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:01:53 AM
Ci!
Indiana Jones and the Lost Change on the Beach by George Newman	Aug 16th, 2007 11:02:01 AM
wooo
So crappy titles... by Kragmose	Aug 16th, 2007 11:02:02 AM
Dear god, let these be fakies.
Indiana Jones And The Fact That George Lucas Is Asexual by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:02:28 AM
Michael Bay Owns Everybody's Ass!
Indian Jones 4.0 by Jakes Nel	Aug 16th, 2007 11:02:57 AM
because why not...
Indiana Jones And The Worst President In U.S. History O by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:03:01 AM
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The Ark again? by CuervoJones	Aug 16th, 2007 11:03:09 AM
mmm interesting, but Atlantis sounded better.
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull...are you kidding? by gerbalBOY	Aug 16th, 2007 11:03:39 AM
That is one shitty title...
Indiana Jones And The I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly F by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:03:47 AM
The End?
Indiana Jones And The... by THXER	Aug 16th, 2007 11:05:05 AM
Indiana Jones And The I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells, And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt
Indiana Jones and the Quest to Piss Freely by Cellar Door	Aug 16th, 2007 11:05:07 AM
Sorry...couldn't help it...Lucas maybe goat taint but I hope this one kicks ass instead of sucking it.
Indiana Jones and the Throat of Gold. by Stuntcock Mike	Aug 16th, 2007 11:06:54 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Inexistent Talent by CuervoJones	Aug 16th, 2007 11:07:35 AM
(AKA Indiana Jones Vs Michael Bay) Spielberg owns Michael Gay´s ass in many ways.
Indiana Jones and the Rise of the Shia by greyspecter	Aug 16th, 2007 11:08:35 AM
" " and the Attack of the River Phoenix Clones
Since Lucas is involved... by epitone	Aug 16th, 2007 11:08:44 AM
...will we have to go back to the theater two or three times before we're able to see the "version that truly represents [his] complete vision"?
What a bunch of... by Darth Kong	Aug 16th, 2007 11:09:18 AM
...whiney fucktards you all are.
Keeping up with the Joneses! by Boba Fat	Aug 16th, 2007 11:09:54 AM
Ha, ha, see what I did? There's lots of titles with "Jones" in them and it's confusing. So, what I did was....hello?.....still reading?...where did everybody go?...anyone? I just want to be friends...
Indiana Jones and the Fourth Corner of the World? by The Equalizer	Aug 16th, 2007 11:10:40 AM
It's got Phantom Menace all over it!!
Indiana Jones and the Roth IRA with Compounded Interest by TheBaxter	Aug 16th, 2007 11:11:19 AM
is it too late to make Old Indy jokes?
Indiana Jones and the Darabont of Wrath! by HarryBlackPotter	Aug 16th, 2007 11:12:01 AM
You know it makes sense, Roddy!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade... by greyspecter	Aug 16th, 2007 11:12:12 AM
But For Real This Time
Indiana Jones Knows When its Going to Rain! by Rickey Henderson	Aug 16th, 2007 11:13:40 AM

Indiana Jones and the Boning of Calista Flockhart by Raymar	Aug 16th, 2007 11:15:21 AM
hmm
Indiana Jones and That Guy From Transformers. by hank henshaw	Aug 16th, 2007 11:16:22 AM
Might not be the final title, but that's the way a lot of people will refer to this movie.
Indiana Jones and Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. by Jakes Nel	Aug 16th, 2007 11:17:55 AM
Tromaaaaaaaaa!
OH BOY by THE KNIGHT	Aug 16th, 2007 11:20:10 AM
I'm late to the indiana title jokes....
Indiana Jones and the Diarrhea Splattered Bed Pans by jwnulife	Aug 16th, 2007 11:20:26 AM
This is old news. Yawn...
Indiana Jones and the Search For More Ibuprofen by Nerv31	Aug 16th, 2007 11:23:01 AM
or some other pain medication
Tom Selleck and the Bottomless Cavern of Regret! by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 11:23:41 AM
My, what could have have been
Indiana Jones and Tumour Of Doom by Boba Fat	Aug 16th, 2007 11:23:47 AM

THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL by El Borak	Aug 16th, 2007 11:25:13 AM
that's it. awesome. i highly approve of this story.
Dr Gonzo by Boba Fat	Aug 16th, 2007 11:30:45 AM
The quote is from Hindu scripture. Oppenheimer said he thought about it after the bomb test. That would fit in with the A-Bomb rumours though.
Dr Gonzo and the Talkbackers of Idiocy by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 11:31:09 AM
Sorry mate, for being so unfunny and for not knowing about Oppenheimer.
Indiana Jones and the Revenge Of The Jedi by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 11:33:05 AM
or Indiana Jones and The Phantom Menace. Lucas has the ability to choose shitty titles spot on. I realize these are nods to 40's and 50's serials, but do they have to sound like they came from the 40's and 50's?
Indiana Jones and the Deathly Hallows by Kusoyaro	Aug 16th, 2007 11:35:45 AM
Somebody had to say it.
Indiana Jones An the Enema Bandits From Mars by Uncapie	Aug 16th, 2007 11:35:47 AM
That could be scary!
Indiana Jones and the Search for Sullah by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 11:44:37 AM
I can't help it, I'm just not that imaginative.
Hmm... by Veni Vidi Vici	Aug 16th, 2007 11:46:11 AM
out of all those supposed titles, City of Gods and Lost City of Gold sound decent. the rest are very lackluster.
Indiana Jones and the Flabby Jowls of George Lucas by The Equalizer	Aug 16th, 2007 11:47:15 AM
Where does he get that pillow around his neck from?
Indiana Jones and the by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 11:47:36 AM
..hey you damn kids get off my lawn!
RAIDERS OF THE LOST INNOCENCE by gride9000	Aug 16th, 2007 11:47:50 AM
Maybe when Indy meets Chia Leboooof, he'll transform into a good actor who doesn't need diapers. I think this will play like a Leslie Neilson film, directed by Jar Jar.
Indiana Jones and PLEASE DON'T LET LUCAS SCRIPT THIS by Kentucky Colonel	Aug 16th, 2007 11:50:10 AM
Jubb Jubb Meesa Okey Day.
Indiana Jones and the Skid Mark Map by DirkD13"	Aug 16th, 2007 11:50:28 AM

The Equalizer- the neck sack you refer to... by gride9000	Aug 16th, 2007 11:50:58 AM
it's a surgically implanted piggy bank, he keeps thousand of shares of ILM and Lucasfilm in his neck pouch. It makes for easier business transactions.
Indiana Jones and the Search for... by SimpleSandwiches	Aug 16th, 2007 11:53:03 AM
...Non-Senior-Citizen-Related Jokes Whenever This Movie is Mentioned Yeah...he's old. We get it!
Equalizer.. by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 11:55:08 AM
..its Tempur-pedic foam, engineered by NASA scientists!
Indiana Jones and the.. by DamnYouMB	Aug 16th, 2007 11:59:09 AM
Nurse named Shaniqua! I can see it now... Indy is followed around by a black nurse who insists on checking his vital signs once an hour. The nurse can use her black sarcasm on him delivering lines such as "Oh, I know you deh-in" If he still refuses to conform to his hourly routine, she can threaten his cracka ass with a suppository. In the end, Shaniqua and Indy's lives are threatened by a mummy that comes out of the arc but Shaniqua throws her du-rag at the mummy, she wheels around and sends a look at Indy. He reaches in his pocket, grabs a Zippo, throws it at the mummy, and the monster bursts into flames. The last line in the script can be from Indy: "Thank god for afro sheen".
Indiana Jones was a replicant! by Spandau Belly	Aug 16th, 2007 12:00:16 PM
Now with 20% more unicorn!
The Man in the Hat! by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 12:00:28 PM
You know, like Batman is now `The Dark Knight' and Superman is now calling himself `The Man of Steel' and I daresay Spiderman 4 will be called `Webhead'. Indy should consider calling himself `The Man in the Hat. It has a nice Dr Seuss feel about it.
Indiana Jones and the Saggy Scrotum of Gloom by jwnulife	Aug 16th, 2007 12:00:37 PM
How about a film with some balls this time around George and Steve? Put some dark shit in there like Doom, not a pussified retread of Raiders ala Crusade.
The Man With the Hat is Back and this time... by Elvis Cole Lives	Aug 16th, 2007 12:02:13 PM
He's bringing his checkbook! To take care of that back child support. Eh, who'm I kiddin'? I can't effin' wait till May 2008 - this shit is gonna ROCK!
does anyone remember by Bloo	Aug 16th, 2007 12:04:37 PM
the old TV Show on Nick called the Search for the Lost Citites of Gold, that was a great show, they should make more shows like that and city of Gods has the most "Indy" sounding name
SimpleSandwiches lick my smooth nutsack by gride9000	Aug 16th, 2007 12:06:51 PM
If you don't like jokes about how old Harrison ford is than you can Raiders of the lost go fuck yourself. Rule one: old is funny rule two: Harrison Ford's career as of 1997-current is funny Rule three: When combined these two separate elements are comedy gold... like a whole lost city of comedy gold..zing!
Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Prostate... by Mistahtibbs	Aug 16th, 2007 12:08:15 PM
...or has that been done?
Forget `The Man with the Hat' by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 12:08:16 PM
What about `The Return of Old Dusty'. Or `The Grumpy Archeologist goes on a Trip'.
Indiana Jones and the Nth Fake Title Talkback by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 16th, 2007 12:10:47 PM
yawn
Anyone else think the new teaser posters suck balls? by jwnulife	Aug 16th, 2007 12:11:58 PM
Anyone? Bueller?
Indiana Jones and the Rack of Ages by tcovil	Aug 16th, 2007 12:13:24 PM
Co-starring Dolly Parton and Beth Chapman.
Indiana Jones And The Forum Of Retards by Mako	Aug 16th, 2007 12:15:46 PM
So much said... with so little words.
Indiana Jones and the AARP Card by dr sauch	Aug 16th, 2007 12:16:07 PM
Cause he's like, old and stuff
To all the party poopers... by Boba Fat	Aug 16th, 2007 12:17:46 PM
who are moaning about Indiana Jones jokes in this talkback. Head back to the front page. The story you clicked on is a Indiana Jones title joke. Are you surprised to find more here? Or do you just like Jonesing?
Guess the correct title and win a prize! by darthflagg	Aug 16th, 2007 12:18:15 PM
http://imaginary-cinema.blogsp ot.com/ That was before these titles were announced, but maybe they're all bogus.
Indiana Jones and the Rock Around the Clock by flossygomez	Aug 16th, 2007 12:18:42 PM
with his side kick, The Fonz!
All silly jokes aside... by Mistahtibbs	Aug 16th, 2007 12:18:44 PM
...I will be there May two-four to have my ass handed to me ten different ways by Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones and The Mosquito Coast by erichaislar	Aug 16th, 2007 12:18:59 PM
See what i did there?
Oops, pasted link wrong by darthflagg	Aug 16th, 2007 12:19:43 PM
http://imaginary-cinema.blogsp ot.com/ Lots of other cool movie stuff to check out there, too.
third time's the charm? by darthflagg	Aug 16th, 2007 12:20:52 PM
http://www.imaginarycinema.com /
Indiana Jones and George's Pelican Pouch by BigFatBaby	Aug 16th, 2007 12:23:10 PM
Indiana Jones and the Pelican Pouch hanging from George's chin...
Hey Gride! by SimpleSandwiches	Aug 16th, 2007 12:23:21 PM
No, I will not lick your sack. I'm sure you can find someone else who jumped on the Harrison = Old bandwagon to do it though.
Boba Fat is right by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 12:23:33 PM
Complaining about joke Indiana Jones titles on this forum is like clicking onto a sex chatroom and moaning about how dirty everyone is. What are we supposed to be talking about? Archeology?
How about One of these three...... by D o o d	Aug 16th, 2007 12:27:52 PM
Indiana Jones and the Phantom Menance or Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones or Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Sith
City of Gods. by Datascream	Aug 16th, 2007 12:32:22 PM
by far my favorite. everything else sounds like a videogame title
I work in TM law and the USPTO website is awesome! by Yack Backer	Aug 16th, 2007 12:34:47 PM
Hooray government websites!
And off those titles go to NRG... by Thick McRunFast	Aug 16th, 2007 12:36:38 PM
...to be test-marketed on slobs in malls across America who really don't give a shit.
SpyGuy has chosen DESTROYER OF WORLDS and here's why... by SpyGuy	Aug 16th, 2007 12:43:01 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE FOURTH CORNER OF THE EARTH -- Too boring and long-winded INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR THE COVENANT -- Too much like RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL -- Too long and sounds like he's after the crystal skull of Jor-El from SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD -- Has potential but implies Aztecs and just another ordinary Indy tale INDIANA JONES AND THE CITY OF GODS -- Cool, but this was the initial rumor so highly unlikely INDIANA JONES AND THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS -- Sounds ominous, like big apocalyptic dogs-and-cats-living-together- mass-hysteria shit is going to happen. Makes sense for the (presumably) final Indy movie.
"A few days ago" by Lando Griffin	Aug 16th, 2007 12:45:08 PM
By "days" do you mean "weeks"?
Indiana Jones and the Something of the Lost Something by Felix the Taster	Aug 16th, 2007 12:45:32 PM
yeah, I'm out of ideas. By the way, did any one else find that the recent online video form the Jones set was a bit mawkish, a little twee. Spielberg going on about "reuniting the family". It struck the wrong note for me, it was all a bit too cutesy poo. Reminded me of that awful final shot of Lethal Weapon 4 when there is a photo taken and someone says `we're family'. I doubt this will be a darker, kick ass Jones film. More likely it will be safe retread that coasts along on audience goodwill. But of course I'll go and see it.
Indiana Jones and the Swelling Turkey Neck of Lucas by jwnulife	Aug 16th, 2007 12:46:08 PM
AHHHHH!!!! It's GROWING!!!
Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones by eggbeater	Aug 16th, 2007 12:47:36 PM
thats a winner
Indiana Jones and the who gives a shit by woo-jin	Aug 16th, 2007 12:48:22 PM
Really though, lucas has had his head up his own arse so many times now I'm not sure he knows himself whether he out looking in or in looking out.
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEVEN LADY TRUCKERS.... by Brundlefly	Aug 16th, 2007 12:49:43 PM
Hey it could work!
Indiana Jones and the Baton Pass to LeBoeuf by Lance Rock	Aug 16th, 2007 12:49:45 PM
dontcha think?
Indiana Jones and the Childhood raper! by nam0krut	Aug 16th, 2007 12:50:35 PM
starring george lucas and uwe boll...
Aintitcool Jones and the Week-Old News Item by Liberty Valance	Aug 16th, 2007 12:50:54 PM
Way to stay on top of things fellas.
Indiana Jones and the Annoying Fuckhead Sidekick by jwnulife	Aug 16th, 2007 12:53:30 PM
Yeah, the new online video clip is about as exciting as watching paint dry. George and Stevie won't do a dark Indy after the TOD fiasco. It will most likely be father, son, lovey dovey shit.
INDIANA JONES 4: THE CRACKDOWN by palimpsest	Aug 16th, 2007 12:56:36 PM
Hell, it worked for Bronson.
INDIANA JONES AND THE ASSIGNMENT ON MIAMI BEACH by palimpsest	Aug 16th, 2007 12:57:14 PM
So it goes.
Indiana Jones and by brassai2003	Aug 16th, 2007 12:59:14 PM
the news story that was on Dark Horizons a week ago
INDIANA JONES AND REMO WILLIAMS: THE ADVENTURE RELOADED by palimpsest	Aug 16th, 2007 12:59:47 PM
I'll stop now. Sorry.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAME TALKBACK TITLES. Better yet: by Pizza The Hut	Aug 16th, 2007 01:01:48 PM
...how about "INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR THE COVENANT AT THE FOURTH CORNER OF THE EARTH WHILE RESIDING IN THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL WITHIN THE LOST CITY OF GOLD AND BEFORE HEADING OUT TO THE CITY OF GODS WHILE BEING ATTACKED BY THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS"
INDIANA AND THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES by palimpsest	Aug 16th, 2007 01:02:11 PM
You can even throw Cleopatra and Carmen Jones into the mix.
I actually was really warming up to by hktelemacher	Aug 16th, 2007 01:05:58 PM
The Fourth Installment of the Indiana Jones Adventures. Stick with that.
Del Boca Vista FTW! by dead youngling	Aug 16th, 2007 01:07:26 PM
You want a piece of me?!
INDIANA JONES AND THE SHRIVELED-UP LOCKER ROOM PENIS by la_sith	Aug 16th, 2007 01:08:47 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE UNDIGESTABLE CORN OF DOOM by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:08:51 PM
Regularity has a name. Fibercon.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Merrick's by AllieJamison	Aug 16th, 2007 01:09:13 PM
398.497.094 youtube favorites. I WANT AN EMOTIONAL WRAP UP, GODDAMN IT, WEINERPENIS! Or don't I?
Indiana Jones and Boner Splitting Viagara Pill of Doom by jwnulife	Aug 16th, 2007 01:10:35 PM
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Must...resist...this..talkback.. . by LaneMyersClassic	Aug 16th, 2007 01:15:26 PM
I will not participate! God, I feel better!
INDIANA JONES: REIMAGINED WITH RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:15:39 PM
as the explorer and Sharon Stone as Kate Capshaw in search of the lost city of gold.
Indiana Jones and the Hospital Gift Shop of Doom by Wldmk	Aug 16th, 2007 01:16:32 PM

Ohhh... the headline was TITLES of Mystery... by Kid Z	Aug 16th, 2007 01:18:44 PM
... I thought it said Indiana Jones and err... well, another similar word that has one more "t" and an "i" in place of the "l"... never mind! Dammit...
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:20:26 PM
Indy finally embraces his quarter-Jewish side.
INDIANA JONES AND THE TITTIES OF MYSTERY by AllieJamison	Aug 16th, 2007 01:21:37 PM
that's what you meant?
Thought article title was "Titties of Mystery" by monorail77	Aug 16th, 2007 01:22:11 PM
That would have been a better title: "Indiana Jones and the Titties of Mystery" I'd go see that.
Indiana Jones and the Legend of Curly's Gold by CatoTheCensor	Aug 16th, 2007 01:22:14 PM
The man ate bacon at every meal.
INDIANA JONES AND THE TITS OF MISERY by Godardwhowhatnow	Aug 16th, 2007 01:22:54 PM
It's true. I read it on the internet.
Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Ooze by canvasseamonkey	Aug 16th, 2007 01:23:58 PM
awesome
I never get tired of the funny Indy titles... by tonagan	Aug 16th, 2007 01:25:38 PM
and I'm serious. Sure, some of them fall flat, but when they work, I can't help but laugh, especially since I spend my work afternoons drinking Jack Daniels and Coke.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BAR MITZVAH OF DOOM by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:28:38 PM
Shia wants a brand new Mercedes and Snoop Dogg to perform or he will not stop crying!!
I just hope it has a name, by Draculasaurus	Aug 16th, 2007 01:28:52 PM
that would suck if all this idiot cloverfield business became a trend.
Indiana Jones and his search by bobster52	Aug 16th, 2007 01:32:57 PM
Indiana Jones and his search for Viagra.
INDIANA JONES AND THE INCEST OF SHAME by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:34:54 PM
Shia tempts Indy with his soft bald buttocks.
I can't believe I typed that by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:35:14 PM
sorry. hehe
WHY DIDN'T INDY JUST DIVE BEHIND THE BOULDER? by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:36:54 PM
Could have saved himself a big headache.
Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Fire by ZeroCorpse	Aug 16th, 2007 01:38:47 PM
or any of the other Harry Potter titles...
RAIDERS OF THE CVS PHARMACY by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:39:49 PM
Indy is tired of the high drug prices, takes everything he can find.
INDIANA JONES AND THE EMO WRAP UP by AllieJamison	Aug 16th, 2007 01:40:43 PM
of doom? Anyway... What I want is a dramatic reason for this story to exist and for me to revisit this character after all those years.
Thanks M-O-M by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:41:30 PM
I put a lot of thought into each of them.
Indiana Jones and Mrs. Jones by dtpena	Aug 16th, 2007 01:42:12 PM
the plot is about them having a thing going on. that and child porn
Belloq spoke the native language so they thought he was by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:42:19 PM
a God and worshipped him. That's usually how it works in Hollywood.
GEORGE W. BUSH AND THE LAST CRUSADE by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:44:08 PM
It's safe to say we won't be invading the Middle East again for quite some time.
RAIDERS OF THE BLUE PLATE SPECIAL by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:46:54 PM
Do they still have those?
They're teaching Hovito in elementary school now by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:48:58 PM
so future generations can control the Hovito people like Belloq did.
Indiana Jones.... by Gorrister	Aug 16th, 2007 01:48:59 PM
....and the Cash Cow of Lucas.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BOOGIE NIGHTS OF DOOM by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:51:43 PM
Indy leaves archaeology for Bay Ridge, Brooklyn and the glamour of 2001 Odyssey.
Belloq promised green cards for all the Hovitos by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:52:33 PM
so they let him keep the idol.
INDIANA JONES AND THE HAMMER OF THE GODS! by PROF IKAMONO	Aug 16th, 2007 01:52:44 PM
...it involves these dwarf-giants and a huge lion...
I like... by mr. brownstone	Aug 16th, 2007 01:56:47 PM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
The God of the Old Testament sure had a penchant by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 01:59:49 PM
for Total Fucking Destruction, you're right.
I have to add something... by Strabo	Aug 16th, 2007 02:04:44 PM
There's a joke title above for Calista Flockhart. I have to add...you don't bone Calista Flockhart, she bones you. It's like Soviet Russia. Have you ever seen those hips? God.
M-O-M - That actually makes Scientology more appealing by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:06:31 PM
Xenu is a peaceful alien God.
WHY INDY JUST DIDN'T DIVE BEHIND THE BOULDER by Thick McRunFast	Aug 16th, 2007 02:07:15 PM
Because then he would've been sealed in, genius - and we all would've missed out on a kickass action sequence. A better question is, how did they make the boulder so smooth and even? I guess the Hovitos had a lot of spare rock-carving time in the jungle.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST BONES OF KALI by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:08:11 PM
Guest starring Calista as the bones.
Thanks Strabo for givng me the seque for that one by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:09:42 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Old Folks Home of Doom. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:13:45 PM
He is getting older after all.
M-O-M - Not necessarily that Judaism is the one true by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:17:31 PM
religion. In the latest installment, we find the Ark of the Covenant actually contains the remains of an ancient astronaut sent by Xenu, whom Moses accidentally knocked out with his staff while trying to put out a fire in the bushes. Moses finds out that the power of Xenu remains in the astronaut's remains and puts them in the Ark so he can use its powers to control the partying Hebrews.
Indiana Jones and the Electric Boogaloo by Lurking Evil	Aug 16th, 2007 02:19:19 PM
Sweet
FUCK'S THIS?? INDIANA JONES AND THE-MANIA????? by J-Dizzle	Aug 16th, 2007 02:21:01 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Quest for Viagra. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:22:01 PM
Someone had to say it.
Indiana Jones and the Magical Mystery Tour. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:23:53 PM
This never gets old......
Dammit. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:27:37 PM
It was said already. Well spotted Memories....
This is old fucking news by sleeptones	Aug 16th, 2007 02:27:55 PM
Aintitcool news is the FOX news of movie sites
Last Crusade was a half-hearted turd by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:29:24 PM
Definitely agreed that Spielberg's heart was not in that one. A TV movie at best. Temple of Doom's my favorite. Love that feisty kid.
Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Gold? by Stalin vs Predator	Aug 16th, 2007 02:30:19 PM
I knew Allan Quatermain would return! He and Indy will sit together on the porch, drinking lemonade, while hot young new action star Shia shows them both how it's done today!
Inidiana Jones and The 3rd Movie Fucking Rocked by J-Dizzle	Aug 16th, 2007 02:30:42 PM

Indiana Jones and the Prophets of Doom. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:31:49 PM
Soundtrack by Type O Negative.
And I like "Live Free or Indiana Jones" by Stalin vs Predator	Aug 16th, 2007 02:32:11 PM
Because why not!
Memories of Murder by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:35:56 PM
This is true. He did have a set.....
Indiana Jones and the Lost Bottle of ExLax by Red Diver	Aug 16th, 2007 02:38:15 PM
'Nuff said.
INDIANA JONES AND THE RIGHT BLINKER ON FOR 30 MILES by Pizza The Hut	Aug 16th, 2007 02:40:55 PM
Joy
New Jersey Horror...... by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:43:04 PM
Again this is true. Trenton, Camden, and Newark are complete shitholes.
Indiana Jones and the Country Kitchen Buffet by Red Diver	Aug 16th, 2007 02:43:40 PM
"We want our licenses back!"
All kidding aside, the best ones... by Freakemovie	Aug 16th, 2007 02:44:19 PM
City of Gods, Lost City of Gold, and Quest for the Covenant. The problem is, the first one sounds a bit too much like Brazilian gang murders, the second is screwed over by the crappy Allen Quatermain movie, and the third is too reminiscent of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Still, I'd be happy with any of those three. But...Fourth Corner of the Earth? What? Destroyer of Worlds? No, this isn't a Godzilla movie. And Crystal Skull...there's pulp, and then there's camp.
They make Dagobagh look like a palace. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:47:37 PM
Swamp or not.....
INDIANA JONES AND THE WELL OILED WHEELCHAIR by warpspasm	Aug 16th, 2007 02:48:01 PM
Great stunt where indy goes under it and hangs off the back with the bullwhip
Memories of Murder by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:49:35 PM
Ditto for me.........worst time of my old aged life.
Indiana Jones and the Search for Harry's Honeymoon Tape by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 02:52:46 PM
No offense Harry, just joking......
Not very groundbreaking titles...How's about.... by PRAWNBALL11	Aug 16th, 2007 02:55:27 PM
Indiana Jones And If You Think I'm Going Under That Truck At My Age You Can Fucking Think Again Spielberg.
Indiana Jones and the Flaming Nipples of Rape by Bass Bastardson	Aug 16th, 2007 03:15:18 PM
Hoo boy
Indiana Jones and the Destroyer of Worlds... by David Frames	Aug 16th, 2007 03:16:17 PM
would be my choice as its a great title. Anything but the phantom menace okay George?
Oh and BSB by Bass Bastardson	Aug 16th, 2007 03:16:49 PM
Xenu was not even remotely peaceful. He was an evil galactic tyrant. Do your research.
INDIANA JONES AND THE 1.85:1 ASPECT RATIO. by marathonman2	Aug 16th, 2007 03:16:58 PM
Gonna miss seeing Dr. Jones in lovely 2.35:1.
Know what I fear..? by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 03:17:27 PM
Since this will be the last Ford-Indy, unless he makes the next one at 80, is that Lucas/Spielberg will have Ford die at the end in some heroic, selfless way, probably saving Shia in the process. Shia will hold Ford in his arms getting all misty eyed, while Ford says "This is yours kid", handing him his whip. And thereby passing the torch, and the next adventure will be Tel Aviv Jones and the Bong Of Destiny.
"Sri Lanka in the Indian Ocean" by Jack Burton	Aug 16th, 2007 03:18:27 PM
That line always cracked me up. Loved that teaser and I remember seeing it on the VHS tape before Raiders. I'm betting the titles are for the movie, Junior Novelizations, and the video game. INDIANA JONES AND THE FOURTH CORNER OF THE EARTH -book INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR THE COVENANT - book INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL - game INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD - guessing game or future movie INDIANA JONES AND THE CITY OF GODS - movie INDIANA JONES AND THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS - book
Indiana Jones and the mountains of fanboy speculation by Bass Bastardson	Aug 16th, 2007 03:18:58 PM
or something
Indiana Jones and the Box of Depends by Rick Sparks	Aug 16th, 2007 03:32:34 PM
Shia: "Dad!" Harrison: "What?" Shia: "Dad!" Harrison: "What?!" Shia: "Dad!" Harrison: "WHAT!?!?" Shia: "Go change your diaper."
Indiana Jones and numerous uninteresting adolescents by JimboTHC	Aug 16th, 2007 03:32:58 PM
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Memories... by Pizza The Hut	Aug 16th, 2007 03:49:03 PM
The point is to show that they're not too senile just yet to make another Indy film. I'm looking forward to seeing it.
Indiana Jones and the Bluebird Special by Norseman1111	Aug 16th, 2007 03:53:08 PM
Norseman1111
Memories.. by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 03:57:46 PM
and maybe to show that Spielberg has one more superior "popcorn" movie in him..I hope so also..
..ANNNND... by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 03:59:01 PM
Indiana Jones and the Old Country Buffet......Must....make....it ....by.....4......o.....clock. .....
Indiana Jones and the Lost Title of 4th Movie by Pizza The Hut	Aug 16th, 2007 04:04:34 PM
or something
I hope they call it Henry Jones by INWOsuxRED	Aug 16th, 2007 04:13:22 PM
like Rocky Balboa. Revenge of the Nazis would also be good. Have it all take place in South Africa. Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Ooze(the secret is it sooths arthritis pain).
1:85? by Halfbreedqueen	Aug 16th, 2007 04:13:58 PM
uh... no?
Indiana Jones and the Lost Bag of Hard Candy by boba_rob	Aug 16th, 2007 04:37:02 PM
eh
Indiana Jones and the Infinite Turn Signal by boba_rob	Aug 16th, 2007 04:37:45 PM
yeah
Indiana Jones and the Last Bottle of Metamucel by boba_rob	Aug 16th, 2007 04:38:26 PM
spelling?
Indiana Jones by skimn	Aug 16th, 2007 04:38:39 PM
and the Search For The Stick Up Dr Gonzo's Ass
Indiana Jones and The Badly Explained MacGuffin by Cedar_Room	Aug 16th, 2007 04:56:13 PM
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Indiana Jones and Voltron, The Lion of Doom by Scorpio	Aug 16th, 2007 05:04:36 PM
...and pet of Cthulhu. You know you want this.
Indiana Jones and the Extra Terrestrial by sidliam	Aug 16th, 2007 05:12:56 PM
Indiana jones goes on a quest to save E.T. Righteous!!!!
Indiana Jones and the Erectile Dysfunction by jthere	Aug 16th, 2007 05:14:09 PM
First clue: not as good at working the bull whip.
Indiana Jones and the Old News by PirateEmery	Aug 16th, 2007 05:18:42 PM
Read this nearly a week ago. Way to go AICN, keeping it FRESH...
Indiana Jones and the Irony of the Old News jokes by Bass Bastardson	Aug 16th, 2007 05:29:56 PM
If you are the 50th person to make a comment about this being old news, you really need to take a good hard look at yourself and ask "Am I really that lame?"
Indiana Jones and Dr Gonzo's Deadly Cynicism by Bass Bastardson	Aug 16th, 2007 05:37:12 PM
Seriously Gonz, I agree there are some lame titles up, but why the hate? Is one more "Indiana Jones and the Colostomy Bag of Oldness" joke really worth getting your panties all in a bunch? If it makes you so mad that not one of them is funny, why don't you go ahead and, oh, I don't know... Write a fucking funny one!!!
Indiana Jones and No Time for Love Dr. Jones by warp11	Aug 16th, 2007 05:47:12 PM
e
Last Crusade rocked your world baby!!! by J-Dizzle	Aug 16th, 2007 05:52:52 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Therefore it was great movie. A true Indiana Jones movie every step of the way.
Indiana Jones: The Motion Picture Movie Part IV by Anakin Whoopass	Aug 16th, 2007 06:00:42 PM
The Adventure Journey Home
INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST WERTHER'S CANDY by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 06:01:24 PM
Indy gives up hope of passing on the tradition of giving this delicious treat to his grandchildren when he walks in on Shia sucking cock. And a big black one at that. Poor Indy!
Bass Bastardson by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 06:03:36 PM
Thank you for clarifying Xenu's tyranny. That explains the evil wrought by the Ark of the Covenant.
INDIANA JONES AND THE STAFF UP DR GONZO'S ASS by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 06:08:31 PM
Indy must carefully extricate the staff without releasing a torrent of stink that will melt a Nazi's face.
Indiana Jones and the legend of Hulk Hogan by Doc_Strange	Aug 16th, 2007 06:12:00 PM
Indy goes on a quest for a pair of 24 inch pythons. Hogan does a cameo as an ancient god. "He chose..... poorly, BROTHER!!!"
Way to go, AICN by cdmjr	Aug 16th, 2007 06:12:07 PM
Only five days behind TFN on this breaking news.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CLOSET OF DOOM by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 06:19:52 PM
Shia in the biker outfit? He's just trying to be butch.
Old News by avalanche175	Aug 16th, 2007 06:27:45 PM
I reported this last week....come on AICN....Catch up...look around and report. Toxic Oscar
Old News by avalanche175	Aug 16th, 2007 06:28:59 PM
Read It Here amongst other news that is up to date! http://toxicoscar.blogspot.com /2007/08/from-red-carpet-dark- night-spoilers.html
I remember that trailer by mascan42	Aug 16th, 2007 06:29:14 PM
It was on my original Betamax tape of Raiders. Remember the days when a movie took so long to come out on video that it could have a trailer for the sequel (that hadn't been shot bock-to-back)?
Wrong Link by avalanche175	Aug 16th, 2007 06:30:19 PM
http://toxicoscar.blogspot.com /2007/08/from-red-carpet-india na-jones-4-and.html
Indiana Jones and The Big Nosed Hebrews by Denizzz	Aug 16th, 2007 06:42:22 PM
Mazel tov Dr. Jones!
INDIANA JONES AND THE PERFECT FROZEN YOGURT by phallix trebek	Aug 16th, 2007 06:48:00 PM
lets hope he finds it
Indiana Jones and The Destroyer of Worlds by GavinVanDraven	Aug 16th, 2007 06:52:41 PM
IN MY PANTS!
One lucky kid was on set for 4 days!! by wadi77	Aug 16th, 2007 07:02:33 PM
http://tinyurl.com/296gba
Indiana Jones and the Lead Actress Who....... by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 16th, 2007 07:03:38 PM
...only got the part because she was fucking the director at the time.
Indiana Jones Takes Manhattan by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 16th, 2007 07:05:50 PM
Ha!
Indiana Jones and the Naked Mile by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 16th, 2007 07:08:37 PM
Find it at your local video shelf!
INDIANA JONES AND RAY WINSTONE'S GODSON OF DOOM by AllieJamison	Aug 16th, 2007 07:09:09 PM
Argh.
Indiana Jones Gotta Eat by rhett beavers	Aug 16th, 2007 07:09:40 PM
...
INDIANA JONES AND THE STRAIGHT TO DVD SEQUEL by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 16th, 2007 07:11:26 PM
starring Cuba Goooding Jr., Jean Claude Van Damme, and Shannon Elizabeth. coming soon to Blockbuster and Hollywood Video.
INDIANA JONES AND THE ANOREXIC YOUNGER WIFE by Bill Clay	Aug 16th, 2007 07:11:57 PM
Pretty creepy to see an old man with a woman young enough to be his daughter. Ewww!
INDIANA JONES AND NO BOX OFFICE HIT IN 15 YEARS by Bill Clay	Aug 16th, 2007 07:14:40 PM
WOW! Just checked IMDB. Harrison Ford hasn't had a box office hit since the 90's! Guess they didn't have to twist his arm too hard to put the fedora back on.
Indiana Jones And The Reverse Mortgage by skoobyx	Aug 16th, 2007 07:22:10 PM
Hey isn't Karen Allen going to be in this one? That's one point in its favor. I always liked Marion....
INDIANA JONES AND THE CORNY NONSENSE by Nate Champion	Aug 16th, 2007 07:55:09 PM
Corny.
Nosferatu - come to the Fantastic Voyage TB by BringingSexyBack	Aug 16th, 2007 08:03:40 PM
Fresh fake title fodder there ...
Indiana Jones IV: Tokyo Drift by kevinwillis.net	Aug 16th, 2007 08:31:42 PM
I've actually suggested that one before. Short-round has a thing or two to teach Indy about how it's done in the Far East.
Indiana Jones and The Throbbing Scepter of Steel by kevinwillis.net	Aug 16th, 2007 08:34:14 PM
Okay, now I'm just talking about Karen Allen. Grandmother age and she's still hot (yeah, even in the Indiana Jones DVD Doc, she's hot).
INDIANA JONES AND THE BLUE HARVEST OF DEATH by REDD	Aug 16th, 2007 09:10:33 PM
:-)
Indiana Jones Has Chosen HD-DVD And Here's Why by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:41:29 PM

Indiana Jones and the Budweiser Beer Belly by Pizza The Hut	Aug 16th, 2007 09:41:51 PM
Fill er up again, barkeep
Indiana Jones And The Cognitive Decline by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:43:40 PM

Indiana Jones Has a Slusho and Cheets on Cthluhu. by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:44:22 PM

Indiana Jones and the Buttfuck Sluts Go Nuts (volume 7) by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:45:08 PM

Indiana Jones Rappin' the Oldies by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:46:36 PM
"Slide slide slippity slide, do what do now to survive!"
Indiana Jones and the (gunshot) Dudes from Taco Bell by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:47:36 PM

Indiana Jones And The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers by Osmosis Jones	Aug 16th, 2007 09:47:53 PM
"You're next, Doctah Jones!
Indiana Jones' Pants Off Dance Off. by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:48:03 PM

Indiana Jones Can Remember a Simpler Time by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:49:17 PM

THE INDIANA JONES LATE-NIGHT KARAOKE EXPERIENCE by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:50:03 PM

Indiana Jones and the CG Quiddich Match Outttakes by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:51:33 PM

INDIANA JONES IN 3-D by Pound Sand	Aug 16th, 2007 09:52:22 PM

INDIANA JONES AND [INSERT CRAPPY TITLE HERE] by eman_1293	Aug 16th, 2007 09:52:58 PM
You know it's inevitable...
The Road to El Dorado... by Adrian Marcato	Aug 16th, 2007 09:53:27 PM
Is this film about El Dorado, the Lost City of Gold? Seems aparent. Just like Duck Tales...
Indiana Jones and the Lost Translation by Bronx Cheer	Aug 16th, 2007 09:58:47 PM
Indy sets off for adventure and romance in Japan. There he will meet a young American woman who is drifting away from her new husband as she flirts with an aging American movie star. While ennui defeat Dr. Jones? Will fossilized bones be dusted off before the newlywed gets her bones dusted off? Scarlett Johannson and Bill Murray join Harrison Ford in INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST TRANSLATION. Try to guess the last line of the movie!
The Destroyer of Worlds by OswaldWasAPussy	Aug 16th, 2007 10:06:44 PM
Since we have confirmation that part of this has to do with being at an atomic detonation site, this sounds like the title. Robert Oppenheimer repeated a quote from an ancient book (Hindu IIRC) when the first atom bomb was exploded. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." I can't think of a good reason to have that name registered if this wasn't the title.
Indiana Jones In Hatred For The EFNY Remake by Lornsorrow	Aug 16th, 2007 10:38:26 PM
Ok, I just wanted to say it. Anyway, here's a few more: Indiana Jones Joneses for Mary Jane & Indiana Jones Bogarts The Bong
Indiana Jones and I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up by rhett beavers	Aug 16th, 2007 10:45:36 PM
Brought to you by The Clapper...
INDIANA JONES AND GALACTUS?! w00t! by inevitability	Aug 16th, 2007 10:48:51 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Memories-Of-Murder by mr. brownstone	Aug 16th, 2007 10:54:35 PM
What's the point? What's the fucking point!? To entertain you for a couple of hours. Just like most movies. That's the fucking point.
You Are All So Funny!! by Mako	Aug 16th, 2007 11:09:09 PM
So may creative titles to choose from... I say bring on the writers strike. Hire all these fantastic new comedy writers here in the forum. It takes a lot of skill and wisdom to come up with these amazing titles I tell ya. Fantastic. I envy these 1st graders. Wow.
Indiana Jones and the Last Call by Bruno Diaz	Aug 16th, 2007 11:31:47 PM
http://images.radcity.net/5162 /573365-s.jpg
by Bruno Diaz	Aug 16th, 2007 11:34:04 PM
http://laurabush.info/archives /winter05/forddrunk.jpg
INDIANA JONES &the FEAR of BEING PHANTOM MENACED AGAIN by LaserPants	Aug 16th, 2007 11:56:38 PM
You know its lurking there, in the back of your minds... THE FEAR! Of another great disappointment. Although, Lucas got it together for the last one (which I fuckin' loved), and Spielberg is consistently good, if sometimes a big sentimentalist cornball, still obviously a much more talented and capable director than Lucas who was always more of an idea-man. A genius in his own right, but a little clunky behind the camera (even though I love me my STAR WARS). Anyways, I got the fear... but am hoping for the best.
Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Doom. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 16th, 2007 11:58:22 PM
Nazi dentists stole his fathers teeth, and then..........
You damn right we funny Mako. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 12:01:17 AM
The Indy talkbacks are legendary. We talkbackers are of course legends in our own minds.
Indiana Jones and the Search for Preparation H. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 12:05:48 AM
Nazi scientists steal the tube of hemorrhoid cream........that was in his fathers medicine cabinet........and then.....
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Fatal Death. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 12:09:09 AM
With Rowan Atkinson.
Indiana Jones and the Case of Fuzzy Math. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 12:10:32 AM
A trek through the Bush.
Indiana Jones and the Robots of Death. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 12:17:16 AM
With Tom Baker.
Indiana Jones and the City of Lost Children. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 12:20:06 AM
Michael Jackson has kidnapped Indy's son and has been holding Short Round prisoner for twenty some years......
Indiana Jones and the Snarky Agesist Titles Of Doom by LaserPants	Aug 17th, 2007 12:23:54 AM
Indy Jr.: "Dad, whered you put the Ark?" Indy: "Ehh?" Indy Jr.: "The Ark, dad, the Ark! Its the only thing we can use to kill all these Nazi Aliens!" Indy: "Ehh? What you say? Ehhh, who are you? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!" Indy Jr. :" Dad, its your son, Indy Jr., I'm more than meets the eye, I'm an adventurer too and I need you to tell me where the... oh god, dad, no, it's me, please don't shoot dad, DONT SHOOT!!!" > BLAMMO! < Indy: "Goddamn lousy beatnik in my house, I'LL SHOOT YA DOWN LIKE A SHOT THE REST!!! In the BALLS, and then the CHEST!! HAHAHA!!!" (Cackle, Tootle, Drool, Drop)
Indiana Jones And The CITY OF FUCKING MEN by LaserPants	Aug 17th, 2007 12:25:15 AM
City of Men = One of the greatest movies ever made.
Indiana Jones And The CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN by LaserPants	Aug 17th, 2007 12:32:46 AM
I meant. I also meant CHILDREN OF MEN = Best! Movie! EVAR! (Okay, one of the best.)
Indiana Jones and I cant believe you read my post by hiperaktiv	Aug 17th, 2007 12:38:39 AM
no, really, i cant.
Indiana Jones and the Stool Softener in aisle 7 by cromwell1666	Aug 17th, 2007 12:40:02 AM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE PLAYED-OUT RUNNING GAG by Laserbrain	Aug 17th, 2007 01:36:27 AM
Stop already.
Indiana Jones and The Wrath of Khan by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 17th, 2007 01:38:44 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
INDIANA JONES & HARRY POTTER & THE #1 MOVIE IN AMERICA! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 17th, 2007 01:42:39 AM
For the 80th week in a row!!!
INDIANA JONES AND THE RETURN OF EVEN STEVENS by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 17th, 2007 01:45:35 AM
Shy LeBoof, baby! ;P
Indiana Jones and the Infinite Sadeness by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 17th, 2007 01:48:33 AM
Smashing Pumpkins? Anyone?
Indiana Jones and the Nappy Headed Ho's by MattGuyOR	Aug 17th, 2007 02:14:40 AM
Indy finds himself joining forces with the members of the Rutgers Women's Basketball team to chase down the evil Dr. Imus!
Raiders of the Lost AARP by TinkerTIW	Aug 17th, 2007 02:19:35 AM
Clean. Simple. To the point.
Indiana Jones 4 - Cruise Control by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 17th, 2007 03:07:15 AM
...
Stick with the A-Bomb theme and call the film: by acorvey25	Aug 17th, 2007 03:29:42 AM
DR. JONES OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB. Seriously though, my vote is for INDIANA JONES AND THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. It just sounds fucking cool...
"IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU DIE HARD" by acorvey25	Aug 17th, 2007 03:39:02 AM
Either that or "IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT DOES IT STILL DIE HARD?" Wait, what thread is this?
Indiana Jones and the impotent monkey by Maximus Prime	Aug 17th, 2007 05:01:36 AM
we all knew he liked that monkey a bit too much
Indiana Jones and the overflowing bed pan by Maximus Prime	Aug 17th, 2007 05:02:14 AM
:)
Indiana Jones and the rubber sheets by Maximus Prime	Aug 17th, 2007 05:02:53 AM
:(
and finally by Maximus Prime	Aug 17th, 2007 05:03:34 AM
Indidana Jones and the escape from the horny orderly
Indiana Jones 4: Citizens on Patrol by Owen Meany	Aug 17th, 2007 05:43:27 AM
eh
Indiana Jones and the Colostomy Bag of Doom by Owen Meany	Aug 17th, 2007 05:46:41 AM
...
Indiana Jones and Aliens from the Planet Zeist by Owen Meany	Aug 17th, 2007 05:49:00 AM
Ok, that's it.
All Fake. by Harrison Ford	Aug 17th, 2007 05:52:16 AM
INDIANA JONES AND THE ADVENTURES OF THE LOOSES DENTURES
Indiana Jones and the lobotomised audience by Lost Prophet	Aug 17th, 2007 05:57:39 AM
Sorry, got nothing.
Indiana Jones 4 - First Blood Part II by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 17th, 2007 06:08:01 AM
:)
Indiana Jones 4 - Judgment Day by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 17th, 2007 06:09:35 AM
Same Make. Same Model. New Mission.
Indiana vs. Predator by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 17th, 2007 06:10:52 AM
This time he's coming to a different kind of jungle...
Indiana Jones and the (gunshot) of (gunshot) by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 17th, 2007 06:12:58 AM
Rated PG-13.
Indiana Jones and the Spy who Shagged Me by just pillow talk	Aug 17th, 2007 06:21:57 AM
Vern Troyer plays the spy who shags Indiana.
Indiana Jones and the chocolate factory by Lost Prophet	Aug 17th, 2007 06:28:28 AM
Indiana Jones and the overexposed little shitheel.
RAIDERS OF THE HOLY SCHNITZELS OF DOOM by AllieJamison	Aug 17th, 2007 06:32:59 AM
Dr. Jones gotta eat
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST HOLY SCHNITZEL CRUSADE by AllieJamison	Aug 17th, 2007 06:34:53 AM
"Throw me the whip, I throw you the Schnitzel."
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SCHNITZEL by AllieJamison	Aug 17th, 2007 06:36:24 AM
delicious
Indiana Jones and Han shot first by Maximus Prime	Aug 17th, 2007 06:39:17 AM
yeah
Or maybe the thrillingly titled..... by PRAWNBALL11	Aug 17th, 2007 07:26:21 AM
"Indiana Jones Stays At Home And Has A Nice Cup Of Tea, A Fairy Cake, Dribbles, Farts And Accidentally Follows Through In His Pants"
"LAST" by PRAWNBALL11	Aug 17th, 2007 07:29:01 AM
Take good notice of the above...I dare anyone to leave another post.
accepted by Lost Prophet	Aug 17th, 2007 07:42:10 AM
Ha!
INDIANA JONES AND ...uh..I can't think of anything by AllieJamison	Aug 17th, 2007 08:03:58 AM
Memories-of-Murder, are you Coppola's vineyard grower or how do you want to know this shit about Lost in Translation?
Indiana Jones and the Handicap Parking Space. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 09:03:47 AM
A cripled Indy desperately needs the handicap parking space that the Nazis have parked a car in.........
Indiana Jones and the Alzheimer's of Doom. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 09:08:15 AM
Indy can't remember a damn thing......
Indiana Jones and the Pot Luck Dinner of Death. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 09:13:02 AM
Indy comes home to find his wife cooking god only knows what......
Indiana Jones and the Marlboro Man by Red Diver	Aug 17th, 2007 09:15:40 AM
Indiana lights up, has a beer, and cheats on Sean Connery.
Indiana Jones and the Denny's Restaurant of Doom. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 09:18:50 AM
Refusing to eat his wifes cooking, Indy goes out to eat at Denny's, only to find Nazis have taken over the restaurant chain.......
Indiana Jones and the Last Walmart Greeter. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 17th, 2007 09:23:59 AM
Indy searches every Walmart store to find his lost father who has taken a job as a door greeter.
Dammit Tokyo Drift by messi	Aug 17th, 2007 09:58:09 AM
people always beat me.
DAMMIT SECRET OF THE OOZE TOO!! YOU CUNCE! by messi	Aug 17th, 2007 09:58:47 AM
Fuck me.
Indiana Jones and the Children of Fucking Men = best by messi	Aug 17th, 2007 09:59:49 AM
god.
Indiana Jones and the Crisis of Infinite Sequels by messi	Aug 17th, 2007 10:00:32 AM
Fuck you
Run, Indiana Jones, Run by Felix the Taster	Aug 17th, 2007 10:02:09 AM
Or Raiders of the Lost Story Arc.
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon. by messi	Aug 17th, 2007 10:02:54 AM
Real Porno, best title ever.
It's good but it hasn't topped by Lost Prophet	Aug 17th, 2007 10:13:45 AM
Gladheateher (just say it fast) or the old classic Shaving Ryan's Privates.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BALL & CHAIN by Pizza The Hut	Aug 17th, 2007 11:00:10 AM
Looks for a place to get rid of Marion.
Crystal Skull? by Death Sticks	Aug 17th, 2007 11:16:59 AM
I could be mistaken, but wasn't "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull" one of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books that came out back in the mid-80s? That may not have been the exact title, but I know there was something awfully similar to that; it would have come out about the same time as "Temple of Doom", I believe, and I remember reading it quite a few times as a kid... Any help would be appreciated - this is driving me crazy!
Indiana Jones & The Legend of Curly's Gold by www.valiens.com	Aug 17th, 2007 11:20:12 AM
Mark my words: That's it.
Indiana Jones and the Corn-Holing of Lando by Spango	Aug 17th, 2007 12:04:13 PM
Ha!
Rob Zombie's Indiana Jones by Dr Gregory House	Aug 17th, 2007 12:06:30 PM
The Jones family are rednecks from Floyds Knobs, Indiana; momma was a pole-dancin' whore.
Marion vs. Dalton by Dr Gregory House	Aug 17th, 2007 12:10:22 PM
Marion and Dalton each vie to 'clean up' a roadhouse Spunk, Kansas. Drunken bravado and kinky romanace ensues.
While not in the same league... by DocPazuzu	Aug 17th, 2007 12:23:34 PM
...as Shaving Ryan's Privates, I do have a soft spot for Hung Wankenstein.
INDIANA JONES IV: MISSION TO MOSCOW by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 17th, 2007 03:01:27 PM
...
INDIANA JONES AND THE SECRET OF BEAR MOUNTAIN by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 17th, 2007 03:02:30 PM
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Oh, INSTRUCTION - you got me so bad. I think I'm dying by Bass Bastardson	Aug 17th, 2007 03:06:48 PM
I wasn't defending the lameness, I was bagging on a fucking complainer who needs to lighten up. I acknowledged the fact that there are a lot of lame titles - I really can't believe that people are still posting "INDIANA JONES AND THE HARRISON FORD IS FUCKING OLD" jokes. Just as with the "Old News" posters, those jokes have become older than their subject matter. Irony. 95% of the titles people are posting are as retarded as movies about retards falling in love with other retards - all I'm saying is, why get so pissed off about it? Dr Gonzo knew what he was getting into when he jumped into an Indiana Jones title talkback, so he should lighten up and have fun or go away. People are just having fun, so who cares if every joke lands - it doesn't cost you anything to read this page does it? That's all I'm saying.
Indiana Jones an LaserPants's freudian slip by Bass Bastardson	Aug 17th, 2007 03:13:52 PM
Got a secret LP? I can't stop laughing about "Indiana Jones and the City of Fucking Men". Imagine Indy horrified and bewildered as he stumbles upon a giant gay orgy... The reaction shot in my head is priceless. Thank you LaserPants.
Indiana Jones And The Slight Feeling Of Dispondency by misnomer	Aug 17th, 2007 03:23:47 PM
The berg must be sick of being forced to these movies...
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prunes by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:29:25 PM
Delicious!
Indiana Jones and Lost Rolaids of Gold by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:32:56 PM
I can't stop.....
Indiana Jones and the Ensure of The Gods by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:43:23 PM
Awesome
Indiana Jones and the Shuffle of the Hangy Sour Balls by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:49:19 PM
of Mince Meat
Indiana Jones and the Old Timey Music by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:50:15 PM
Okay I'm done.
Lord of the G-strings by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:52:16 PM
Starring Dildo and the Throbbits!
Indiana Jones and the Ruby Luby's by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 03:55:06 PM
I had to do one more...
INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR FIBERCON by BringingSexyBack	Aug 17th, 2007 03:58:15 PM
Indy needs help with his bowel movement.
Indiana Jones and the Golden Rascal. by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 04:02:02 PM
It may only have 3 wheels, but so did R2-D2 and looks what HE did...
Indiana Jones and the Huge Lion by teh awesome	Aug 17th, 2007 04:02:38 PM
Yep, thats it.
INDIANA JONES AND THE NATIONAL TREASURE by BringingSexyBack	Aug 17th, 2007 04:10:51 PM
Two movies, one budget. The future of film-making.
INDIANA JONES AND THE WEDNESDAY NIGHT BINGO by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:10:34 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND ON GOLDEN POND by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:11:24 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE PENNIES COUNTED AT THE REGISTER by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:13:38 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE BEA ARTHUR PANTY-SNIFFING by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:14:19 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR WHITMAN'S SAMPLER by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:15:14 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE MCMUFFIN MCGUFFIN by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:16:10 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE FORTY-SECOND FART by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:17:49 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE HAUNTING TORGO THEME by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:21:08 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK by la_sith	Aug 17th, 2007 05:22:13 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR ROCKY by theonecalledshoe	Aug 17th, 2007 05:55:18 PM
Guest starring: Chuck Norris (no offense intended.) The lot of the names mentioned in the article remind me of the 'find your fate' books that can out back when in the 20th century. Still all Lucas has to do with 'da franchise' is rerelease the soundtracks for the movies (please!) The music ownership would make my day as opposed to hearing the emo stuff out there. Lucas does that and can tell Williams "Thanks for the tunes again."
Harrison may be perfect to play Indy....but!!! by PRAWNBALL11	Aug 17th, 2007 06:31:50 PM
in my books, the funniest and most perfectly apt tie-in between an actual movie title and it's main star just has to go to....Jack Lemmon in...'Mass Appeal' get it? Anyone got any better ones?
Indiana Jones and The Giant Exploding Peacock by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:09:31 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Search For Cheaper Car Insurance by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:10:58 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Democratisation Of China by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:12:14 PM
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Ok then...how's about.... by PRAWNBALL11	Aug 17th, 2007 07:12:28 PM
Buster Crabbe in the epic 'Last Of The Redskins'
Indiana Jones and The Disfigured Child From The Circus by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:12:54 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Menacing Quicksand Of Whitby by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:15:24 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Replacement Of The Faulty Toaster by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:16:48 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Contrabulous Fabtraption by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:18:33 PM
Of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Indiana Jones and The Uncertainty Of Being by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:19:53 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Prostitute With Genital Warts by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:20:35 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Lack Of Self Esteem by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:21:09 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Purchase Of A New Pillowcase by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:22:13 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Keys To A Peugeot 206 by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:23:01 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Bavarian Slice Of Destiny by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:23:37 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Retarded Child Of Shame by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:24:49 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Hand Sawn Off Of A Dead Gypsy by Cedar_Room	Aug 17th, 2007 07:26:15 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Real Doll by stuntman mikey	Aug 17th, 2007 08:54:38 PM
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Indiana Jones & the romantic co-star half his age by crieff405	Aug 17th, 2007 08:56:22 PM
fsgc
Indiana Jones & The Damn Kids on his lawn again by crieff405	Aug 17th, 2007 08:56:42 PM
xfg
RAIDERS OF THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:22:19 AM
Breakdance, Indiana Jones, breakdance!
The Middle-Aged Indiana Jones Chronicles! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:24:38 AM
Coming this fall to ABC!
CLEOPATRA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR INDIANA JONES! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:27:54 AM
The first ever blaxploitation-action-adventur e crossover movie -- directed by Quentin Tarantino!
INDIANA JONES AND THE CITY OF CHILDREN FUCKING MEN! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:32:11 AM
TOO CONTROVERSIAL!!! :O
A DISASTROUS TYPO HAD WAITED TO HAPPEN! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:36:17 AM
Nuff said!
ESPECIALLY WHILE TYPING "CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN"! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:40:02 AM
:O
STOP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE, MRMYSTERYGUEST! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:42:48 AM
Yessir!
Indiana Jones and the Beating of Anyone Who Says... by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:47:07 AM
"Internets"! Also "Interweb!" It's "Internet", dammit! There's only one "Internet"! :P
If Adventure has a name, it sure ain't the hell mine! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 12:49:41 AM
:)
I don't know if it's true, but I heard that all the... by rbatty024	Aug 18th, 2007 12:58:03 AM
Old Indy footage was taken out of the Young Indiana Jones Cronicles. I think this is brilliant because in about ten years you can reshoot those scenes with Harrison Ford himself.
first..post...ever by Steve Bosells Attorney	Aug 18th, 2007 08:33:25 AM
test
Indiana Jones and the Last Post Ever............ by Yoda's Ball Sack	Aug 18th, 2007 09:19:13 AM
Yea right........
Is Grando in this one? by INWOsuxRED	Aug 18th, 2007 11:43:24 AM
Indiana Jones and the Creeping Fear
Indiana Jones And The Breaking Two - Electric Boogaloo by Mr. Osato	Aug 18th, 2007 01:20:56 PM
"No time to do the twist, Dr Jones!" Yeah...lame.
Indiana Jones And The Hollywood Comeback Special by Mr. Osato	Aug 18th, 2007 01:22:36 PM
"Who Owns Osato Chemicals?" "Mr. Osato."
Indiana Jones and the Greedo Who Shot First! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 01:28:30 PM
Action! Adventure! Millenium Falcon! :)
INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR VIAGRA! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 01:31:53 PM
'Cause Marion wants it all night long! And LeBeef needs some to impress his many girlfriends!
Indiana Jones & The Ass-Kicking of Anakin Skywalker! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 01:35:48 PM
That whiny, arrogant, spoiled brat deserves one!
Indiana Jones & The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 01:40:49 PM
In the 70's, Indy whips subway hijackers into submission!
Okay, the best Indy title... by DocPazuzu	Aug 18th, 2007 01:57:13 PM
...in this TB goes to la_sith for Indiana Jones and the Forty-Second Fart. Well done, sir.
Indiana Jones and The Ill Tempered Mutated Seabass by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:40:00 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Nigerian Credit Card Fraud by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:44:53 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Diamonds Are Forever by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:45:36 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Poorly Assembled Bookcase by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:46:29 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Lost County Of Gloucestershire by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:47:27 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Chicken Madras With Pilau Rice by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:48:44 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Pubic Shavings Of A Stripper by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:49:33 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Script That Waits To Be Improved by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:51:24 PM
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Indiana Jones and The George Lucas Of Nostalgia by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:52:06 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Illegitimate Child OfA Slaveowner by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:53:10 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Queues At Alton Towers by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:54:36 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Decapitated Head Of Ken Bigley by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:55:30 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Slut Who Wanted It Really by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:56:28 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Unpronouncble Furniture From IKEA by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:57:41 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Treasure Raped From The 3rd World by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:58:37 PM
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Indiana Jones and The HIV Came From Monkeys by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 03:59:36 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Rotting Corpse Of Princess Diana by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 04:01:02 PM
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Indiana Jones and The The by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 04:02:45 PM
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Indiana Jones & The Old Lady Who Fell & Can't Get Up! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 04:23:13 PM
Classic!
Indiana Jones and The Fisting Of Norman Lamont by Cedar_Room	Aug 18th, 2007 05:11:01 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Mystery of Titties! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 18th, 2007 06:17:48 PM
Er...Titles!
Indiana Jones and the touching up of Skeletor by MrJJonz	Aug 18th, 2007 07:54:26 PM

Indana Jones and the Earring of Yooof by MrJJonz	Aug 18th, 2007 07:55:29 PM
Hey I'm still cool at 90 yrs old you know
Indiana Jones and the Bloke Who Used to Be In Good Film by MrJJonz	Aug 18th, 2007 07:58:49 PM
hasn't happened for a number of years now though Mr Ford you fucking has been. Really can't remember last time I spent money to watch one of your films. Actually can't remember when I sat down to watch one for free Also can't remember a time when I didn't feel ipped off by Lucas (Prequels) or Spielberg (Transformers and WOTW)
LOUISIANA JONES AND THE BLONDE GODDESS by Mace Tofu	Aug 18th, 2007 08:19:36 PM
Big Budget(for a porno) INDIANA JONES rip-off from the early 80's.
Crappity crappity crappity crap! by Bronx Cheer	Aug 18th, 2007 08:36:49 PM
Dead horse, consider yourself beaten!
Oh come on MOM! by Bass Bastardson	Aug 18th, 2007 08:43:57 PM
First I get accused of defending all the lameness and then following my response you accuse me to that, you accuse me of bashing the lameness without contributing. Look, you have to admit most of the joke titles are retarded. When the two titles that have made me laugh the most, both came from typos, I think that says something. And that's fine. It's a creative exercise and not everyone is a brilliant comedic genius, thats just the way it shakes down. I'm not picking on any specific post or poster and will defend the right of even the lamest joke to be heard (unless its from AnimalStructure). But really, how many of them have made you laugh out loud? I'm guessing maybe 5% For the record, my three contributions thus far have been "Indiana Jones and the Flaming Nipples of Rape" "... the Mountains of fanboy speculation" "... The Irony of the Old News Jokes" ... and if someone would like to lump them into the lame pile I'm fine with that.
Shit, I hate that there's no "edit post" button by Bass Bastardson	Aug 18th, 2007 08:47:36 PM
That opening sentence should have read "First I get accused of defending all the lameness and then following my response to that, you accuse me of bashing the lameness without contributing."
Oh good lord, FUCK IT by Bass Bastardson	Aug 18th, 2007 08:51:48 PM
I just re-read my post from top to bottom and it suffers gravely from misplaced cutting and pasting. If you read it, please just use your imagination to place the words in some kind of sensible order.
getting stale by mrbong	Aug 19th, 2007 02:57:09 AM
you would have thought that they would have released the title by now? well, probably not, as having people discussing and debating what it could be keeps the publicity going without them having to actually do any publicity. i am giving stories like this a miss until there is something "official".
Indiana Jones and the Snakey Snake Snake by Dingbatty	Aug 19th, 2007 05:20:45 AM
Snake?
Indiana Jones and the Eye of the Tiger by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 19th, 2007 06:08:20 AM
starring Mr. T (replacing She-Hair La Burf)
Indiana Jones and the Reloaded Revolutions by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 19th, 2007 06:10:34 AM
Indy discovers that he's still stuck in 1932 and has been plugged to...err, forget it.
Indiana Jones 4 - Missing in Action by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 19th, 2007 06:12:28 AM
starring Chuck "My-bro-Aaron-is-a-worse-hack- than-Ratner" Norris (shaved).
Tyler Perry's why Indiana Jones needs titles by messi	Aug 19th, 2007 11:40:14 AM
another shit movie.
Indiana Jones and the Dustin of Hoffman by messi	Aug 19th, 2007 11:40:49 AM
FUCK
Indiana Jones 4 -- The Triumph of CGI by cyclo	Aug 19th, 2007 05:52:24 PM
"For Harrison's scenes we used probably 95% CGI. For the other characters, we used live actors. There's a scene where we see the back of Indy's head and he has his hat on... that was really Harrison."
Indiana Jones 4 and The Mix of CGI and Live Action by cyclo	Aug 20th, 2007 01:19:06 AM
"For Harrison's scenes we used probably 95% CGI. For the other characters, we used live actors. There's a scene where we see the back of Indy's head and he has his hat on... that was Harrison."
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (shakes head) by finky089	Sep 11th, 2007 02:11:58 PM
Who would have fuckin guessed it'd be any of those.

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