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First!
by TheBloop
Aug 11th, 2007
06:04:16 AM
Dead Alive Remake Coming! Starring Jason Biggs, Mandy Moore. CGI effects replace makeup! And will be directed by TIM STORY!!!
FIRST!
by vezner2007
Aug 11th, 2007
06:04:31 AM
If Shaye doesn't eat crow and bring Jackson back, it will be the dumbest decision (financially speaking) that he could ever make. If I were a stock holder, I'd be royally pissed at him right now and demanding that he bring Jackson on at whatever price he asks.
what's with this "greenlighted"?
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
06:05:12 AM
as opposed to "greenlit"?

I was wondering what was happening with this, don't they only have 'til the end of the year?

ah shiz...
by vezner2007
Aug 11th, 2007
06:05:20 AM
somewhere behind firsT!
Uwe Boll's "The Hobbit," starring Shia LeBeouf
by Mullah Omar
Aug 11th, 2007
06:10:19 AM
Maybe Shaye got worried over what might happen and who might take over if the cast and crew of the LOTR trilogy sat this one out. Then again, he probably just got pressured from shareholders to not screw up their cash cow.
Tim Story > Uwe Boll
by TheBloop
Aug 11th, 2007
06:11:42 AM
Tim Story is one of the great visual filmmakers of our time. Uwe Boll? Pffffffst. I guess he can box ok.
Why all the guessing? Just ask Jackson.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
06:33:26 AM
I thought he and Harry were friends?
Oooo let the people with no lives get the knives out!
by Jugs
Aug 11th, 2007
06:43:18 AM
..Jackson sucks blah blah I'm so important in the film world that what I think matters blah blah Never mind that I've never made a film in my life, but I still know better than that kiwi hack blah de blah and so on and so forth.
New Lines Smart..
by Redfive!
Aug 11th, 2007
06:43:28 AM
They relize Jacksons the only one who could and should do The Hobbitt.
Probably means...
by Kurgan
Aug 11th, 2007
06:43:55 AM
...that an Executive Procuder offer is on the table.
I never got the worship aspect.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
06:47:24 AM
The Lord of the Ring movies were pretty good, but they're not great films. And now that each film is represented by an Extra Bloated Edition, they suffer from what hurt them in their theatrical versions: excess.
yes people see things differently legion, but to think
by bongo123
Aug 11th, 2007
06:58:29 AM
about making the hobbit with a completely different director, cast and without weta is just plain fucking ignorant and stupid when the first 3 films where a: bloody brilliant movies from the guy that made bad taste of all things and b: made enormous sums of money both theatrically and on home dvd... yeah.. opinions like yours, while just an opinion which your entitled to is still fucking stupid to say the least mate
Mutual love and respect brought them back together!
by JackPumpkinhead
Aug 11th, 2007
07:02:12 AM
Jackson respects and loves money. And so does Shaye.
More info here - incl. Gandalf's thoughts
by Koola_Norway
Aug 11th, 2007
07:07:41 AM
So, you guys should also check out Kristin Thompson's well-written blog-post about all this... she has found quotes from Ian McKellen that supports the rumor that things might be moving at New Line... http://www.davidbordwell.net/b log/?p=1135
There's no denying Jackson's formidable talents.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:12:31 AM
I should say that the films, especially taken as a whole, do represent a monumental undertaking, and by most measures they are wildly successful. As much as I admire the craft of them, I never had the urge to see them a second time. But that's just me. I seem to be one of the few who thinks Gladiator was a silly mess, so there's the power of one opinion for you.
"lighted" or "lit" are both acceptable.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:18:30 AM
You don't see "lighted" used much anymore, I think mostly because it doesn't sound sexy and Madison Ave favors "lit" for that reason, but as far as usage goes, "lighted" is okay.

HOWEVER...the word is "green-lighted." It's a hyphenate.
THE HOBBIT: A BRETT RATNER FILM
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2007
07:19:38 AM
That's what would happen if this Bob Shaye character sticks around. Time to eject this useless suited douche. Whose dick did he suck to get to a position where he can have a "personal quarrel" with Peter Jackson?
I want Peter Dinklage to direct THE HOBBIT.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:22:37 AM
Is that wrong of me?
Bob Shaye gets a lot of shit
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Aug 11th, 2007
07:32:41 AM
But it was he who had the balls to allow PJ to make three films in the first place. He deserves more respect than he gets for gambling the studio on something like that, something that was far from a surefire success.

IF they can get the LOTR crew back together to make the Hobbit through New Line then that would be the best possible outcome in the whole situation. Anything else would be a compromise.

LIVE FREE OR DIE HOBBIT
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:33:07 AM
Willis is Baggins. Get Sam Jackson to come back for a spin as Gandalf. Throw in some reincarnated Alan Rickman action and you've got GOLD, baby. Directed by Nora Ephron.
Peter Jackson or don't bother...
by Bono Luthor
Aug 11th, 2007
07:38:21 AM
He and his team took some stodgy, at times rather dull material, that had the potential to transfer well to the screen and made some of the best films ever. Go on Tolkie geeks, attack me! Fact is you have your books just the way you like them and unless you all direct your own individual versions of the movies that you have had in your own heads all these years then you'll never be satisfied. I went into the cinema not looking forward to Fellowship due to the fact that I had an ambivalent reaction to the books and ended up having the best time in a cinema that I had since I was a kid. People now know Jackson like they know Lucas and Spielberg. Get out of your basements, wear another colour other than black and stop wasting your time playing role playing games. Essentialist? Moi? Do your worst. I'll be on a boat in the sunshine for the rest of the day. See ya!
King Sweyn, the intrawebs are full of that crap.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:39:35 AM
It's like a kid's game. Set up the producers as the bad guys because they don't understand ART, but it's the producers with balls the size of Texas who help realize the creative vision of people like Jackson. As much as Saul Zantz makes my skin crawl, that man has put his money on the line for some good films. But people still rip him. Yes, he's somewhat noxious. That's sort of an essential ingredient of what makes great producers unholy ass-whompers.
And I don't buy that Jackson is the sine qua non.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:43:04 AM
It's a fairy tale. Their have been some wonderful films made over the last twenty plus years by some wonderfully talented people. Did Jackson make most of them? No.

I'd like to see Mira Nair do The Hobbit.
Bronx Cheer!
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Aug 11th, 2007
07:48:08 AM
You witty bastard! You're cracking me up this morning. Glad you never changed your name (I recall you pondering this months ago; I believe you moved to Brooklyn or whatever). Never change it bro. Be well.

On topic, I love these LotR flicks (I prefer the "bloated" ones as someone quippy described the extended versions), however I am not that interested in The Hobbit. Haven't read any of the four books, but the ring trilogy suffices for me. Maybe they will surprise me with this one as they did with the last three though.....

I'm procrastinating...it's laundry time.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
07:52:26 AM
But hello to you too, HeWhoCannotBeNamed. The Ring stories are certainly much more majestic and rich than The Hobbit, but there's always room for a good fairy tale. If it's handled with grace and charm, it could be a lovely little movie. This is one reason I think Jackson's a bad choice. It would like getting David Lean to direct a drawing room farce.
It would be the smartest thing New Line could ever do
by cornponious
Aug 11th, 2007
07:55:29 AM
... and everyone knows it.

I'm also trying to find my high school yearbook.

Damn you Michael Bay
by i kick tits
Aug 11th, 2007
07:56:35 AM
I miss that dude.
cornponious
by i kick tits
Aug 11th, 2007
07:58:38 AM
What year is it from?
i kick, seriously, your screen name is odious
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
08:03:18 AM
Can I give you five bucks to change it?
Lots of delusion on both sides here.....
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 11th, 2007
08:06:34 AM
......fuckwits, all, posting such rubbish along the lines of 'no-one will see it without Jackson directing' or 'Jackson sucks'. You are all kidding yourselves on either side of the camp. Whoever directs The Hobbit, it will rake in the cash due to the success of the LOTR trilogy. And while I don't think Jackson is the messiah of fantasy film making so many seem to think, he is a very talented director with more vision and originality than a good 70% of other working directors whichever way you cut it, although for my mind his best so far is King Kong, not the LOTR trilogy which I thought was overblown and not nearly as good as it was painted - Randall's diatribe against it in Clerks 2 was dead on. He knows the worst of the source material to leave out, (Tom Fucking Bombadil for evidence) and what needs to be in, he just needs to tighten up the scenes for any Hobbit movie if LOTR is anything to go by. If he does take it on, great, if he doesn't, so what? Just leaves him free for more interesting projects.
Oh, All right then, I'll direct the Hobbit.
by Ingeld
Aug 11th, 2007
08:14:54 AM
I have a few free weekends in November, anyway. Now, can't we all just get along?
jeez rabid fanboism
by Volstaff
Aug 11th, 2007
08:17:03 AM
When you say nobody will see The Hobbit without Peter Jackson you must also believe that his name spells box office success.So..what happened with King Kong?Didn't exactly knock that one outta the park did he? There are other directors out there that could do a decent job with this. But seriously who really gives a shit about The Hobbit? The best of Tolkiens story to be told was LOtR.Lets move on to something new.
I'd prefer it to be Jackson who directs, but
by gingeracrockford
Aug 11th, 2007
08:29:28 AM
whoever it is, just GET ON WITH IT! I don't want to have to wait as long for this one as I have for Indy 4. It's a surefire hit, why are they faffing around with their massive egos and ridiculous disputes? I've wanted to see a good Hobbit film since I was five! Getting McKellen, Serkis and Weaving back is a must, and for the rest of the cast how about Martin Freeman as Bilbo, Brian Blessed as Thorin, Oliver Platt as Bombur, Billy Connolly as Balin, Brendan Gleeson as Beorn, Brian Cox as the voice of Smaug, Christian Bale as Bard the Bowman and Paul Bettany as Thranduil?
Wow, what an interesting development.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 11th, 2007
08:38:53 AM
As for Shaye's/New Line's reasoning, I'd be willing to bet that it's a combination of all the factors that Quint mentioned. I would like to see a clear cut decision announced sometime soon. And I really hope they can get the whole crew back together and let bygones be bygones.
King kong made $553,080,025 pretty fucking good
by bongo123
Aug 11th, 2007
08:41:31 AM
in my book, LOTR $868,621,686, Towers $926,284,377 and King $1,129,027,325, thats a fucking helluva a lot of money on just cinema tickets alone for just 4 films! the guys a fucking license to print money and to do the hobbit without him is tantamount to complete and utter lunacy... if i was newlines shareholders id be calling for the head of the cunt that lets jackson and co slip
over 3 fucking billion on just 4 movies!!!!!
by bongo123
Aug 11th, 2007
08:43:17 AM
give it to jackson and anyone that says anything else is an rtard
gingeracrockford
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 11th, 2007
08:44:35 AM
Those are some excellent suggestions for casting. Nice calls all around especially Platt and Bettany.

As for Smaug, I think he requires a truly majestic and sonorous voice. While I love Brian Cox, I don't think his timber would be appropriate. I can't think of anyone in particular right now but that will be (IMHO) one of the most crucial elements of the film.

And did you all feel the Earth move?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 11th, 2007
08:45:13 AM
Ringy is coming...
best news i could possibly have...
by Reynard Muldrake
Aug 11th, 2007
08:59:52 AM
over coffee on a saturday morning. thanks, quint! even though it's not "news" yet, i know i know.
Dammit, another great one dead: Tony Wilson, RIP
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
09:32:55 AM
If you don't know him, and you love great music, then you know him.
No Spielberg = No Indy 4 / No Jackson = No Hobbit
by abovo
Aug 11th, 2007
09:36:37 AM
Would anyone want to see Indy 4 without Spielberg? No! So why would anyone want to see The Hobbit without Jackson. All of us see how well X3 turned out without Singer.
Mr. NG, Bronx
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
09:43:21 AM
Hey Nice Gaius, I was thinking exactly the same about Ringy. We need some entertinment in here. Boy I remember when I stumbled in not realising what a pathetic little troll (no pun, etc.) he was and foolishly tried to tell him why design decisions are made that have less to do with logic than tone and symbolism and so on. Boy did I ever waste some time there!

Thanks Bronx. Yeah but I guess "lighted" just looks and sounds so retarded. Actually no it just sounds like a 4 year old is saying it. "I lighted the candle Daddy!" - ya can't even rely on the dictionary these days with all the stupid shit that's in there now. I hear people use the redundant "fantasticAL" and slap my forehead. Yeah so I'm anal, at least that's on topic, being a Rings tb and all!

Over 3 billion from 4 movies. Pffft.
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
09:47:35 AM
Amazing, but means nothing - watch out or you'll become a Michael Bay apologist, with your B.O. = taste argument.

I don't even need to use Armageddon - Remember Chuck and Larry opened with a 38 million weekend the other week and topped the B.O. Could there be a better illustration of my point?

Peter Jackson
by MaleSheep
Aug 11th, 2007
09:56:05 AM
It's good to hear that he might be working on the Hobbit, but I really hope he doesn't do the "split it into two movies" idea that was mentioned on this site a while ago. Also, does anyone else think he would be a good director for the last Harry Potter film? I know it probably won't happen, but it's the only Harry Potter he seems suited to direct. It's epic and very different in many ways from the other books.
Gotta love film industry accounting practices...
by Yeti
Aug 11th, 2007
09:59:15 AM
shadier than Linday Lohan's mother's parenting skills.
Let an English Director do a REAL version of this book.
by livingwater
Aug 11th, 2007
10:01:24 AM
Let an English Director do a REAL version of this book. PJ has had enough.
It's not just Jackson
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Aug 11th, 2007
10:02:03 AM
It's Weta

They come as a package. As would Serkis, McKellen, and the vast majority of the creative team behind the Trilogy. Axing that whole connection to a unit proven in this world and starting afresh would be abject lunacy on the part of the studio.

And Brian Cox is a must for the voice of Smaugh, although John Rhys-Davies will probably do it.

Just saw Ghost Rider last night
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 11th, 2007
10:09:27 AM
Someone please put that director out of his/our misery. WTF was that?
shyaye with his tail between his legs
by pipergates
Aug 11th, 2007
10:13:26 AM
bout time
Jackson better shoot some footage with McKellen now.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Aug 11th, 2007
10:14:24 AM
Because by the time all this bullshit gets over with he might be dead.
CUARON
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Aug 11th, 2007
10:16:10 AM
C'mon, what's wrong with you people? Peter Jackson - Executive Producer alright, but The Hobbit is the kind of movie Alfonso Cuaron has BORN to make. And what a amazing fantasy-themed, character-driven, road movie it will be. Now, my only concern it would be on how the screenwriters would deal with the inevitable, studio-imposed cameos by characters such as Aragorn, Legolas et cetera.
pay him what you owe him, you fools!
by pipergates
Aug 11th, 2007
10:16:57 AM
show him the books and settle
yeah Cuaron would do it better. Vaughn too.
by pipergates
Aug 11th, 2007
10:18:52 AM
Jackson is too unstable, undependable.
Yes you can Bronx Cheer
by i kick tits
Aug 11th, 2007
10:19:31 AM
I will accept PayPal if you are really serious. But I see your own name contains "Bronx" which leads me to believe you are from New York City. Well I am from Brooklyn, if you want we can meet in person and work this out, we can do that too. Up to you.
half vader, I agree...I saw a sign in a window for
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
10:23:49 AM
a "well-lighted place." I thought, what a dope!, until I realized it is proper usage, just a little uncommon. It's not just you.
Forget The Hobbit, Quint, what about Dambusters?
by Andrew Owens
Aug 11th, 2007
10:26:14 AM
C'mon a year ago you did those interviews where Jackson said they had almost finished preproduction and were well underway, then we heard Stephen Fry was writing, then... nothing. Any buzz you can share about it? Oh, and James McAvoy for Bilbo and Wing Commander Guy Gibson.
i kick, I actually live in Brooklyn now.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
10:30:16 AM
How's about it folks? Who wants to see me and i kick meet? I'll cough up five bucks for the name change, but I would need some assurances that i kick will not change the name to i punch instead!~~~

If this happens, I'll post photos online.

I won't expect this to be a unilateral act. I'll offer to change my name to Neck Boy permanently in honor of the day I regrettably defended George Lucas' neck pouch from the ridicule by Talkbackers.

BROOKLYN HERE AS WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Aug 11th, 2007
10:33:05 AM
*puts on mob boss suit*
The greatest borough of NYC...Brooklyn AICN summit?
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
10:36:33 AM
We could all get together and burn Memories-of-Murder in effigy. (Just kidding, M-o-M. I need you around here so I don't feel like the massive windbag that I am.)
Back to the flick...Mira Nair for The Hobbit.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
10:37:25 AM
Because it would be magical, and because nominating people for jobs in films really works!
What about Guillermo Del Toro for the Hobbit?
by Reynard Muldrake
Aug 11th, 2007
10:38:19 AM
I mean I'm all for Peter Jackson and love the man to death...but thought I'd throw it out there. Oh, and Liam Neeson as the wise kindly sage - I know the Hobbit doesn't have it, but this is the one epic he hasn't been in yet for his role.
I was hoping for a remake of Finding Forrester
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
10:41:32 AM
with Neeson in the Connery role and Chris Tucker as the disciple. Gold, I tell ya!
bRoOkLyN iN dA hOuSe
by i kick tits
Aug 11th, 2007
10:47:53 AM
what neighborhood? im in bay ridge
There are two types of people who come or came to this
by emeraldboy
Aug 11th, 2007
10:48:34 AM
site. people who love movies. but the talkback has been hijacked by people who really dont understand how movies are made. To some peter jackson is a god who made three of the greatest films of all time. They dont like it when it was pointed that jackson never read his contract or at least the small print. that didnt matter because to the people who revere jackson say that movies are about art not commerce and all execs are stupid and again the people who revere jackson he got screwed by the ugly face of corporate america. They applaud the fact that jackson is not a business man and were on side when he decided to take on New line. I know someone who is at a certain crossroads, this person has done well has won numerous awards internationally. This person knows that awards are nice and all but there comes a time when you get real and setup to the plate commercially and start to make an income. This peron that I know is in it for that for the long haul. This person that I know runs a small film company and this person that I knows that you cannot stay small forever. One can make great movies that are commercially successfull. there is nothing wrong with making money out of the movie business.
Even if things are resolved,PJ has become too expensive
by Wayne6000
Aug 11th, 2007
10:51:42 AM
Even if Mr. Jackson's payment dispute is resolved (which I doubt it will be), he's become far too expensive and would want at least $US 20 mill upfront and / or a heavy cut of The Hobbit's profits to write and direct. They're better off getting a cheaper director.
No one will go see it if Jackson doesn't direct?
by rev_skarekroe
Aug 11th, 2007
10:59:03 AM
Bullshit. Let me let you guys in on a little secret - the general public doesn't care about directors. That's film geek territory. Call it "The Hobbit" and they'll go. And frankly, I'd rather not have Jackson direct. He's apparently wanting to turn into some sort of dark epic, which it is very much not. Raimi seemed to understand the book - get him on board.
Please do it before Holm and McKellen get too old...
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 11th, 2007
11:00:36 AM
or die. Jeez.
Young Strider and Legolas will be in The Hobbit!!!
by ebolamonkey
Aug 11th, 2007
11:02:51 AM
They get their memories wiped by Gandalf so they don't remember anything later on. They'll follow up with the "Young Strider Chronicles".
emeraldboy, most people don't know how films are made
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
11:05:05 AM
It's a strange business sometimes even to the people who work in it. But you make the best point of all in that it is a business and that movies are products. Peter Jackson knows this as well as anyone. If he was all about the art, then why would he care if New Line took a few extra bucks? Principle? Give me a break. He's a solid business man who reminds me of the greats like Mayer and Goldwyn and Lucas, great producers who know how to create spectacle that gets butts into the seats. Money. That's what keeps the cameras cranking. And there's nothing wrong with that! Big profits allow studios to get arty and allow brilliant filmmakers room to work. But all films are not made by the Bigs. The little guys have to eat, too.

But I wouldn't complain too much about people hijacking these TBs. The Talkbacks are here for any number of reasons. This isn't a reasonable debate about this and that. This is AICN for fuck's sake. Relax!

Jackson to produce...
by Billy Oblivion
Aug 11th, 2007
11:07:59 AM
WETA for effects, and ... wait for it... Terry Gilliam to direct. The Hobbit is actually quite funny, but Jacksons take on humor is rather unsubtle for the material IMO. The Hobbit needs a bit of the Munchausen touch to truly capture the book.
Holm can't play Bilbo young, we need Martin Freeman
by Evil Hobbit
Aug 11th, 2007
11:08:20 AM
for young Bilbo!
Chiller TV's Direct Your Own Horror Movie Contest
by WriteFromLeft
Aug 11th, 2007
11:14:40 AM
Maybe Peter would be better off directing for Chiller. http://www.chillertv.com/Dare_ To_Direct/ And he won't have to audit New Line anymore.
Oh and I think Jackson and his team has to come back
by Evil Hobbit
Aug 11th, 2007
11:16:17 AM
At least to produce the flick, I always thought that Alfonso Cuaron would be the best choice to direct the series. I think Jackson would do a marvelous job but maaaaaan it will be such a difficult task for him to top his trilogy. If they allow someone new to give the story a fresh vision I think the film itself will benefit from it. Together with Jacksons and Weta's production guidance we can expect a great Hobbit masterpiece. Think that would be the ideal combination. But if Jackson directs, hell I'm there opening night!
Which means Raimi is free for Spider-Man 4
by tompiltoff
Aug 11th, 2007
11:19:02 AM
I hope.
Loads of directors could pull this film off besides PJ
by DirkD13"
Aug 11th, 2007
11:19:13 AM
Let's be honest, who thought that he would pull off the Rings trilogy with such panache, after a few low-budget splatterfests, a murder fantasy drama and a mid-budget box-office flop? But directors who could make a great Hobbit are more than 1. Gilliam, Del Toro and Cuaron are obvious choices, but there are surely other great talents out there who could do this (who's to say Antonia Bird wouldn't be ace? or Neil Marshall?)
Raimi needs to leave Spidey alone.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
11:24:52 AM
Please. The first was fun, the second was terrific, and the third left me tattered and depressed. Raimi doing Spidey 4 = Men with Vaginas. Just wrong.
I KICK TITS
by THE KNIGHT
Aug 11th, 2007
11:26:03 AM
Crown Heights! The beautiful ladies are out in full swing today!

IESB is saying Raimi still wants a crack at the Hobbit... I could see Raimi Directing with PJ Executive Producing.

Martin Freeman as Bilbo, Cuaron Directs, Jackson Prod-
by pipergates
Aug 11th, 2007
11:26:49 AM
uces. right on.
Eough of the Hobbit
by Ingeld
Aug 11th, 2007
11:32:46 AM
Don't you think it is about time they remade the LOTRs, anyway? Give it a fresh new perspective, get a way from the dated 90's and early 2000s feel of the original. They can employ the latest special effects technology, etc. It can be LOTR for this generation. Oh, alright, if you're that married to the original you can have Elijah Wood play Bilbo if you want.
Why does Bilbo have to be 'young'?
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
11:39:53 AM
I'm no expert here but the bit that confused me in Fellowship and what people are saying about Bilbo in the Hobbit is why he needs to look younger or be played by a younger actor.

They go on about how Bilbo hadn't aged and Gandalf becomes suspicious about the Ring because of that, right? From the moment he found the ring he hardly aged so basically when he found the ring in The Hobbit he looked pretty much as Holm did at the start of Fellowship, right? So why do they need to get a younger actor? The only thing I can think is that they tried to make him look younger in the Fellowship flashback because it's a film language thing where your average audience may not realise it's a flashback if he doesn't look younger. But then why have all the going on explaining how he hadn't changed because the ring had kept his appearance constant?

Explanation will be appreciated.

Except from raving lunatics like Ringy.

Oooops
by WriteFromLeft
Aug 11th, 2007
11:43:02 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2joncm
Cuaron would be an awesome alternative
by Transmetropolitan
Aug 11th, 2007
11:43:48 AM
he kicks ass
Id prefer someone else
by BRUTICUS
Aug 11th, 2007
11:44:30 AM
LOTR had to many homoerotic hobbits as it was, imagine a whole movie about a hobbit?
Jackson should do the final Potter movies..
by Judge Briggs
Aug 11th, 2007
11:45:23 AM
because Order sucked so many hairy balls. Fucking travesty. Perfect example of a studio trying to get as many people sat and out faster than Bush's approval ratings dropping. We need a Jackson for the final Potter movies! PLLLLLLLEASE!
DirkD
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
11:45:53 AM
The Hobbit should probably have some good characterisation. Go back and look at the clichéd, misogynistic, simplistic so-called characterisation and motivation in that film. Groovy moments of claustrophobia but fuck me the characters are shit.
no more dvd/bluray/hddvd news? reviews?
by skiff
Aug 11th, 2007
11:49:19 AM
You guys have had no video news for ages.I figured harry would have both bluray and hddvd by now. With all the big movies coming out this fall harry would be right on top of things.
Err, sorry Dirk.
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
11:49:25 AM
That made no sense, as I edited out the bit where I started talking about THE DESCENT! Woo. Fuck me indeed! I'm goofy!!
New Line needs a hit pretty desperately.
by Barry Egan
Aug 11th, 2007
11:50:20 AM
Hairspray looks to be their first $100 million grosser since Wedding Crashers 2 years ago. They need a hit and they need it badly. With Jackson directin The Hobbit they are looking at a film that would gross between $750 million and $1 billion worldwide. For New Line to mend fences with Jackson just makes smart business sense.
And posting again at 3 in the morning.
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
11:50:27 AM
Woooop! Wooooop! Wooooop!
As much as I loooove LOTR...
by BrooseTheScharuk
Aug 11th, 2007
11:55:59 AM
...(and I'm talking the "bloated" version, which is -- for me -- the only version), I was still more excited when I heard Peter Weir's name mentioned for the Hobbit than I am about Jackson. I know that all that name-dropping that went on about it a few months ago was really just New Line dipping a few morsels into the water to see if the fish were nibbling, but I'd really like to see new blood (as long as they still prioritize overall track-record over associtation with current box-office success). I really don't want it to play like a "prequel", and that is -- of course -- what we'll get from Jackson. It's not anybody's fault, it's just the laws of the universe. Hell, we'd probably get some sort of approximation of that from anyone who directs, including Weir. I think it kind of sucks that this is getting made after the fact. Imagine how cool it would've been to have the Hobbit come out and be this really charming, comparatively light fantasy yarn, and then -- a few years later -- along comes Fellowship, saying "Hey, kids! Remember the funny little invisiblilty ring that little Mr. Bilbo had so much fun with in his little movie? Well, about that ring..." Of course, we don't know if fate would've played things out as lucratively for the studio in the long run (they would've been different movies made in a different time, and in a different world), but conceptually, it could've been a real H-Bomb! I think that the only way to counteract some of the impact-dulling effect of telling story number one after you've already told story two, is to come at it from a different angle. I know I'm probably in the minority, but I don't go see movies out of heart-sickness for the familiar (although I do sometimes fall ill with that bug, I'll admit). I'd rather see The Hobbit stand alone as a movie than see it as sort of a pop-cultural part two. Who knows really, though -- maybe Jackson feels the same way. Maybe he wishes the Hobbit could've come first. Maybe he'll make it fun and farcical. Maybe There won't be an ominous melody underlying the score every time we see or hear of the the ring. Oh, and I don't think there was anything "gay" about the hobbits in LOTR. In fact, that quality that people who have never watched a movie from the early twentieth century or read any classic literature interpret as "gay" (I know I keep putting quotes around it, but think of it sort of like the way you might hold a dirty diaper or a bag of dog shit; gingerly and at arm's length), could be better described as "old-timey" or, if you want to express it with dislike, disdain, disgust, whatever, you might say "dated" or "archaic" or "naive" or "sentimental" or "maudlin". Of course, the word "gay" would actually be quite at home in the world of Middle Earth, and if you were using it that way -- to describe the joyous, pleasure-loving nature of the little gippers -- you were absolutely correct. But if you want to speak in a more current form of english, you might want to just say "emo". "Gay" is from when I was a kid, which is actually a while ago, when people were stupid (and "gay"). Get with the times. Oh, and finally, to end this appropriately bloated rant on the subject of Tolkien movie adaptations, I STILL CAN'T GET THE IDEA OF MARTIN FREEMAN AS BILBO OUT OF MY HEAD!! Whovever originally threw that out there in the talkbacks, you're a genius! I wannit! I wannit!! Say no to digitally de-aged Ian Holm!
I dont know where it came or from who but
by emeraldboy
Aug 11th, 2007
12:02:36 PM
someone made it out that jackson was a bit naieve. the story goes that while he was prepping, the two towers, he re-read his contract and that his when he discovered that when it came to the DVD's jackson, the financial winners were new line cinema. Jackson then contacted his lawyers, who told him him to wait untill the return of the king came and if he wanted to sue New line then he would be free to do so. I dont know if all of this has been settled yet. Jackson did say he the past that the relationship between wingut films and Newline was never all that comfortable. The whole business regarding the DVD's is very odd. I dont know whether the the story about him finding out while prepping the two towers is true or not. Oh and this person I know. Well lets just say that I mentioned this person before on this site and I into got very serious trouble for doing it. Suffice to say, i have to very careful when talking about this person. Seemingly, others in his choosen field got on his case. I learned a lesson, that is you have very careful and never ever relay conversations, especially private ones on the internet especially on talkbacks.
Robert Shaye was quoted as saying...
by WhoDis
Aug 11th, 2007
12:04:43 PM
"They backed a truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!"

Now let's stop this nonsense and get this Hobbit thing started while Ian McKellan's still young. And I second Martin Freeman for Bilbo.

Whew
by calnorso
Aug 11th, 2007
12:19:01 PM
At least Raimi won't be doing this now which is a HUGE relief. I could picture his version of the Hobbit, Bilbo would have a dance number or whatever the hell that was in Spiderman 3
Regarding Cuaron...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 11th, 2007
12:27:30 PM
If you guys are talking about the Cuaron who directed HP3/PoA... NO THANK YOU. If you are talking about the Cuaron who directed Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN and the amazing CHILDREN OF (FUCKING) MEN, I can see what you're driving at but it would almost be like Scorcese or Spielberg doing it. There is a certain whimsy and sensibility that I've not seen from him that I think would be necessary for THE HOBBIT. No way am I convinced he's the right alternative.
Peter Jackson is the shit!
by Brian_De_Man
Aug 11th, 2007
12:33:07 PM
If they don't do Peter Jackson as the director, then the Hobbit will go from great to a piece of shit.
Bob Shaye should direct "The Hobbit."
by Uncapie
Aug 11th, 2007
12:34:16 PM
"The Last Mimsy" is cinematic work of art. The "Citizen Kane" of the 21st Century. All you "Mimsy" hayters out there just don't understand. You never gave the film a chance. I hate all of you and I'm going to bite my "Star Wars" pillow in my "Yoda" jammies to prove it! Sniff.
Who would play Bilbo?
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Aug 11th, 2007
12:36:16 PM
I mean you can bring back everyone else including Ian Mckellen, but Ian Holm is too old at this point to play Bilbo and I would imagine he would decline if he was asked.

So who could fill those shoes???
AllPowerfulWizardOfOz...
by BrooseTheScharuk
Aug 11th, 2007
12:40:17 PM
...Thanks for giving me an excuse to say this again....MARTIN FREEMAN!!
MARTIN FREEMAN AS BILBO
by BrooseTheScharuk
Aug 11th, 2007
12:41:18 PM
MARTIN FREEMAN
Smaug's Lair (CUARON Style)
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Aug 11th, 2007
12:46:38 PM
Let us take a moment to picture a 5 minute sequence of Bilbo infiltrating Smaug's cave, non-stop takes (even if faux ones) like in Children of Men? I get happy thinking about that. BTW Gaius, IMHO, HP3PoA is the better of them all, and I loved the way Cuaron portrayed Hogwarts students acting like, you know, students. Maybe they shoud have saved him, or kept him, to Goblet of Fire. Perhaps by doing this, teenagehood and its rites would've had some relevance in that borefest.
How amny have here have seen a short animated film
by emeraldboy
Aug 11th, 2007
12:48:42 PM
called Agricultural report.
The Hobbit done in a LOTR Style
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Aug 11th, 2007
12:48:55 PM
Is exactly what Tolkien wanted to do anyway. He had long planned to rewrite it in a more mature style to bring the two works closer together.

Jackson doing it in the same style as he did the Trilogy is right, and it's only sensible TBH. For me, the juvenile style The Hobbit is written in doesn't suit the story.

More Peter Jackson updated HOBBIT news!!!!
by melanarus
Aug 11th, 2007
12:49:30 PM
First, let me just point out as much as I dislike BOB SHAYE, he is the reason we have the LOTR trilogy and he was also the one who told PJ to make the LOTR into 3 movies and not 2 as PJ had planned!!! Obviously Bob Shaye and New Line are out to make money and whatever money PJ feels owed to him legally or not I think Bob And NL planned to "payback" to him with a big cut of the Hobbit but I don't think Pj agreed. PJ feels cheated as do a group of actors from the trilogy who also recently sued NL over money owed to them!!! New Line stands to make half as much on Movie tickets (multiple viewing by moviegoers), Dvds and the Dvd box sets and cmon all that merchandising!!!!! They could loose out on hundreds of millions of dollars if they don't get him back and Weta, the actors and not to mention filming in New Zealand. And now NL has not been making big moneymakers either and need the Hobbit, not to mention anyone finacially backing the Hobbit wants PJ and not ANYONE else. The Shadow cast from LOTR trilogy onto anyone else "trying" to make the Hobbit will be compared by EVERYONE who watched it! That's probably one of the main reasons Bob and NL may have had trouble with a director and cast without PJ, no one wants to touch that!!! I love Peter Jackson, but PJ when the hell can you do this one with Lovely Bones and that Tin Tin movie going on? Won't this take like at least two years to start and finish?!! PJ it's to talk back to the talkbackers!!!!
C Legion - Dwarves
by MattmanReturns
Aug 11th, 2007
12:50:44 PM
Did you even read the Hobbit? The dwarves were treated as comic relief in that too. They make a huge mess of Bilbo's house, driving him nuts, and in the end they start a war.
More Peter Jackson updated HOBBIT news!!!! Part 2
by melanarus
Aug 11th, 2007
12:55:24 PM
Peter, it's time for you to go and save New Lines ass again!! But this time get real paid!!! And while I'm talking, I could easily see two versions of PJ's the Hobbit. a Kid oriented cut and a more mature Lotr style 4 hour cut for everyone else. All I know is PJ, when you announce you are onboard the Hobbit I'll be saving up a few thousand bucks for all the merchandise that will go with my LOTR collection!!
What? Have I got aids or something?
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
01:08:33 PM
I was being honest about my age/casting question. Not even you Broose? You were going on about it after all. Fuck it. Now it's four in the morning...
Do or Die...Bed-Stuy
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
01:15:31 PM
The Knight, we're practically neighbors.
Danny DeVito Should Direct "The Hobbit"
by WriteFromLeft
Aug 11th, 2007
01:16:51 PM
No more Peter Jackson head injuries on the set from all those low door frames.
Let's just make that "DO"...there's no "die."
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
01:18:04 PM
But in a couple of weeks, I'll be Williamsburg.
Hobbit wouldnt be the same..
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
01:20:28 PM
without Peter Jackson on board you also lose the services of WETA, and the entire look of the film would be different not to mention the ACTORS Mckellen = Gandalf Holm = Bilbo Weaving = Elrond Serkis = Gollum Ryes-Davies (as Gloin) i'm sure he would wear makeup again, for a hefty paycheck. Bloom (as the Mirkwood king's son, just a cameo....) but yeah, imagine if they recast the top 4 there. recasting = disaster
commas
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
01:22:00 PM
need to learn how to post things with commas.... *hits self in head again*
oh fuck not this again
by mrbong
Aug 11th, 2007
01:29:59 PM
Mr Jackson did an excellent job adapting three tiresome contrived novels to the big screen. The Hobbit was a mildly more interesting read, but who gives a fuck if it is filmed or not? as for Jackson, well, his reputation took a hefty knock with the King Dong debacle, didn't it - that will teach directors not to hire that retard Jack Black.
bollocks
by misnomer
Aug 11th, 2007
01:32:19 PM
the whole point of the hobbit is that its a kids book. why retroactively change it to make it more in line with the LOTR films??? bollocks. id rather jackson didn't direct this given what his approach will be. 1 movie. 1hr 45 minutes. returning cast. directed by raimi, petersen, whoever. co produced by jackson. weta. done.
They shouldnt
by emeraldboy
Aug 11th, 2007
01:35:45 PM
New line should just cut there losses.
I could care less if Jackson is the director
by INWOsuxRED
Aug 11th, 2007
01:39:18 PM
The only character who ever really conveyed any type of emotion in the LOTR films was Frodo's sidekick. IF Peter Jackson can make his characters likeable AND he can make a FUN movie, then he should do the Hobbit, but I really didn't see any proof of him being able to do that in LOTR or Kong. Maybe he should just supervise the effects...there aren't any bronto stampedes in the Hobbit, are there?
Battle of Five Armies
by Veni Vidi Vici
Aug 11th, 2007
01:43:34 PM
would look fucking amazing on the big screen, not to mention Riddles in the Dark( i get giddy just thinking of that chapter being brought to life). get PJ and the rest of the crew to do this film.
Peter Jackson is ver capable of making a fun movie
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
01:48:43 PM
frighteners? dead alive? bad taste? anybody think he cant make a fun film? family film though..... hmmmm. i thought LOTR had some great comedy moments...
I'd rather see BATTLE OF THE FIVE BOROUGHS
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
01:50:30 PM
I think I'll write a post-apocalyptic film wherein the five boroughs of NYC are engaged in a savage battle. The winner decides the borough that will be allowed to host the daily tapings of MARTHA and THE TONY DANZA DANCE HOUR.
the changes in LOTR were not that big of a deal
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
01:52:13 PM
PJ explained the changes in Faramir's attitude toward the Hobbits on the DVD. the whole idea of a human inviting them for milk and cookies seems a little out there when you look at the flow of the film.
Tim Burton's "The Hobbit"
by Hervoyel
Aug 11th, 2007
01:53:28 PM
Johnny Depp as Bilbo Baggins who can't wear a ring because he's got scissors for hands. Everyone could wear black and white striped waist coats and socks.
Bob Guccioni's "The Hobbit"
by Hervoyel
Aug 11th, 2007
01:56:27 PM
All the dwarves are played by Penthouse Pets and it ends with the orgy of five armies.
Bard the bowman....
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
02:01:59 PM
Liam Neeson.
Peter Jackson's THE HOBBIT
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
02:02:35 PM
Three hours and forty minutes of smiling, trees, hugs, and reaction shots.
Peter Jackson for JLA... *sigh*
by UltimaRex
Aug 11th, 2007
02:06:08 PM
George Miller could "do a Jackson" and actually pull it off but if the real Peter Jackson is sitting over there then... why? I'm off to cry now.
Wnanahara7
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
02:16:17 PM
i have to disagree with what you just said. but hey, no worries. i am kind of looking at it from the casual viewers perspective. if you hadn't read the book, the book version of Faramir wouldn't seem to fit. IMHO. to each his own. i guess the thing is, nobody will ever make it perfect for everone. somebody will always hate what you do.
The reason Jackson excels is because of emotion
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
02:31:25 PM
The last hour of ROTK has more emotion than most films today have in their entire running times. I have never cried as much in a film as I did in those moments, and it's because the film was all about character. You can have as many special effects as you want, but they don't cancel out the emotions of the characters. From the "For Frodo" line, to the reactions of the fellowship when they think Frodo might be dead, to "the end of all things" between Frodo and Sam, to "You bow to no one", Frodo's "threads of an old lie" voiceover, and finally to the Grey Havens, the emotion is almost overwhelming. It shines out any CG effect in the film. That also gave us a better ending, because it allowed us to the see the continuing characterization of Frodo and the emotional effects of his journey on him. It wasn't a quick 5 minutes of "everything's happy!"; it showed us that in all wars, people change from their experiences. Faramir's changes were not a big deal. Only purists care about that. It made the character BETTER and gave him a journey, unlike the Faramir in the book with no journey. The book canceled out the rules of the Ring's power in order for some oh-so-convenient help from a new character. It was inconsistent, almost like Tolkien was thinking "I've been too hard on these guys...I need to bring in some help, even if I am changing why this ring is so evil in the first place." I swear, some people only like what's in the book and dislike anything else just because it wasn't in that book. But if it WAS in the book in the first place, then they'd love it. Movie adaptations aren't about directly translating everything from book to screen; take the chance to make things better if they need it, which Faramir's story certainly did.
Isn't the point of a remake to "reimagine" it?
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
02:36:07 PM
I certainly don't want to see the same exact story retold. Change it a little. I didn't mind the "love story" in Kong, even though it was more of a family-type love than a romantic love. It offered a unique approach on monster movies, giving us a bond rather than the typical "run away! he's coming" plot. However, King Kong as a whole was far too long and bloated. It was still an enjoyable movie, just too long.
starlesswinter and Wnanahara7
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
02:39:05 PM
i couldn't agree more.
Faramir
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
02:40:59 PM
I don't think Faramir was a carbon copy. Unlike Boromir, he was able to resist the power of the Ring in the end, which is radically different. EVERYONE in the film is tempted by the Ring, so to say Faramir is a copy of Boromir is to say that Isildur is or that Gandalf is. Faramir and Boromir are just similar because they have the same motives. You can't deny that Tolkien set aside the characterization of the Ring in the Faramir chapters. I realize what he stands for, but you can do that without changing how your world works or making an unbelievable angelic character.
He STOLE it?
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
02:44:13 PM
So, if he had stayed closer to the 1933 version, would he have stolen that too? Monster/Horror films...we have enough of those...sorry, I just happen to think the family-bond story of an ape and a human girl is more interesting. You have 1-18-08 if you want a monster film.
Ok, I'll play the game...the love aspect of KK is from
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
02:45:15 PM
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG. MJY was a riff on the original KK, so I suppose it's only appropriate that later versions of Kong would borrow from a borrower.
kong reminded me of that episode in the simpsons
by emeraldboy
Aug 11th, 2007
02:47:25 PM
WHere ned flanders house gets demolished by tornado and homer in an unprecendented act of both kindness and stupidity rebuilds flanders home. but homer knows noting about DIY and fucks the rebuilding of Neds House. Thats what Jacksons king kong was like.
Get Peter onboard NOW
by performingmonkey
Aug 11th, 2007
02:53:15 PM
I only want to see The Hobbit directed by Peter Jackson. It needs to be in the same world he created for LOTR. It needs WETA coming in and doing what they do best. It needs the Battle Of Five Armies to be fucking huge, it needs the Bilbo/Gollum riddle sequence to be classic, iconic like everyone remembers it from the book, it needs Thorin Oakenshield to be played by BRIAN COX and no-one else, it needs Andy Serkis, Ian Mckellen and Hugo Weaving back. They could also potentially cast Orlando Bloom as Legolas's father (who's in this as a bastard elf king who throws Bilbo and the dwarves in his dungeons).
They beter get a move on - no one (including myself)
by Yeti
Aug 11th, 2007
02:58:19 PM
is getting any younger.
King Kong Lives
by WriteFromLeft
Aug 11th, 2007
03:06:54 PM
Now, what I would do is have Dino DeLaurentis produce the sequel to Jackson's King Kong, only have it be a remake of King Kong Lives, with a guy in a monkey suit doing things. If for no other reason than to hear Dino say, "Oh my God! She's a bigga flop!" after the weekend grosses come in.
Wnanahara7, agreed.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
03:08:41 PM
But it's still accurate to say they borrowed from themselves. As I said, it was a riff on the original. And I agree with you about the remake of Mighty Joe Young. It had a lot of appeal. And I also agree that the King Kong we saw in Jackson's version was a most amazing creation. While the movie had many problems, one of them surely was not the main character. Astounding work by all involved.
Lets have a rumble.
by i kick tits
Aug 11th, 2007
03:09:03 PM
When you're a Jet you're the top cat in town. You're the Gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown.
BATTLE OF THE FIVE BOROUGHS
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
03:10:47 PM
I can work a Romeo Juliet story in there and make it a musical. Gangs of NY with dance numbers.
LOLZ
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
03:19:29 PM
That got the first chuckle out of me today. Well done, Douchebag! (There, that more like it?)
Three and a half hours, Meatbiscuit.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
03:24:46 PM
Give Petey 210 minutes and he'll give you a dragon.
3 hours of crying?
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
03:30:06 PM
You need to watch again if that's all you got out of it. I love the hobbits as heroes. They deserve to cry after what they've been through. And it's not all they did; sure they do at the end of every movie, but it's for a realistic reason, you know. I certainly don't want macho heroes who can do anything. Men showing emotion: who would have thought?
BOERUM HILL REPRESENT!! (That's the top of Park Slope)
by slone13
Aug 11th, 2007
03:32:44 PM
I don't have much to say that hasn't been written here about Jackson and the Hobbit already (i.e. they shouldn't bother if he ain't involved), I just wanted to further represent my borough. Money Makin' Brooklyn, baby!
Holy hell, SoylentMean, you kill!
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
03:44:50 PM
Rabbits?! That was effin' hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

If you don't want to get mugged in NYC, don't come to town wearing a camera on your chest. Don't wear I Heart NY shirts. Don't block the fucking sidewalk so others can walk unimpeded. Don't point at things. AND DON"T WADDLE. Seriously, you can tell a tourist by the waddle.

And don't worry about getting mugged. Come to NYC to enjoy the greatest city in the US. Better to worry about the damned monster rat that tore the head of the SOL. He looks pissed. But I bet he doesn't come to Brooklyn, because we'd kick his cheese-eating ass.
Zombie Hobbits...Zombits
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
04:17:05 PM
Now THAT would be good for Jackson.
After starring in Three of the biggest films of his
by emeraldboy
Aug 11th, 2007
04:31:33 PM
career recently and back to back. Orlando bloom will not do this film just yet. The guy needs space and time as do the others. It is going to take a hell of a lot to make all this happen. it took 4-5 years of pre-production to build those sets in New Zealand, lord of the rings didnt happen over night. Making three films back to back was unprecendented for everyone. New line has to be certain that there is an audience for this movie. Everyone is saying that hiring jackson and the cast means that the movie will happen. Well i am not sure about that. Lord of the rings was a massive production and it needed to be. Putting massive amounts of money into a film is nothing new. The best example is titanic which was beset by shooting delays, it did break box office records but look how long it is taking cameron to come back. a decade. and there is no guarantee that camerons new film will be blockbuster. That is all in the future. either the hobbit is made or not. but it should not be made on the hasty demands of the fans. They should take thier time.
Crying Hobbits?
by Veni Vidi Vici
Aug 11th, 2007
04:31:58 PM
They are more dwarves than hobbits in the book, so you can quit your bitching about seeing more crying hobbits.
CGI John Candy as Bofur.
by misnomer
Aug 11th, 2007
04:54:42 PM
best sentence ever written.
No Jack City
by i kick tits
Aug 11th, 2007
04:57:47 PM
I have lived in New York City for my entire life and have never, ever once in 21 years of life been mugged. Never. Once a gang of 16 year olds demanded I "run my pockets" but I said No and they cursed at me. That's about as close as its gotten. You must've been wearing a fanny-pack or something because I have no clue what you're talking about. Never mugged. Groped by mentally ill sexual predators plenty of times, but mugged- no sir.
You promised you wouldn't talk about that again.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
05:06:44 PM
I told you a hundred times, "I'm sorry."
PLEASE! Let Peter Dinklage direct and star from a Mamet
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
05:24:09 PM
script. Set it in Chicagoshire and have Gandalf be a beat cop.
New Line Cinema's position is basically indefensible
by Gozu
Aug 11th, 2007
05:24:34 PM
Studios should pay their directors the money they owe them. Directors shouldn't have to sue in order to get paid. I hope "The Hobbit" happens, but more-so I hope Jackson gets his fair share. Sure he's made more money than God off "LOTR" but it's the principle of the thing.
The Hobbit has chosen HD-DVD, here's why...
by Johnno
Aug 11th, 2007
05:54:23 PM
It's curent sales are as high as it'll ever grow.

That said, I look forward to a Peter Jackson Hobbit. You'd be dumb to change it up! And while they're at it they might as well make Similirion or however that's spelt too. Or if there's nto much there for a concrete story, make anime shorts of it leading up the Hobbit's release. It worked well for Animatrix and Batman's doing it too, heck, just look at the short for Heavenly Sword... But whatever...
How Boring. Let's go back to the Harry Potter thread
by Ringwearer9
Aug 11th, 2007
06:09:22 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2pxsuh
If they owe him $20 million, they should pay up.
by Gozu
Aug 11th, 2007
06:11:03 PM
If they don't owe them anything, then they don't. We might find out if this goes to trial. What I'm saying is that if an employer pays you less than what you've earned or what they said they'd pay you, you have to challenge that. It doesn't matter if you're the fry guy at McDonalds or Peter Jackson.
The Silmarillion,
by Lornsorrow
Aug 11th, 2007
06:15:36 PM
that is all I want to see. Edited down into an understandable movie. The juvenile story of The Hobbit was never that great for me. I've read it, and read the LOTR trilogy a few times, but I never could find the time to get all the way through the Silmarillion (yet). That's the one that looks real interesting to me, and would probably be a worthy film successor to the LOTR films. Unless someone wants to shoot The Hobbit in a more mature manner and drop some of the juvenile stuff in it.
Jackson....nah just dont
by Fudgemonkey
Aug 11th, 2007
06:28:42 PM
Produce it? sure! get Weta, Serkis Mckellen et al on board? fuck yeah! but for me, Jackson screwed the pooch with the ending of the last film. A montage Pete? honestly? slow-mo homoerotica? You're shitting me right? taking away the original ending which for me defined the greatness of the book (the whole post first world war, you cant go home again, scouring of the shire bit) was the biggest directorial fopar since Michael Bay said "yknow pearl harbor really aint about the fight in Hawaii, lets get Afflec in a love story for 3 hours!" Lets get some fresh blood in with a sense of what makes Tolkein's works so compelling please!
re: Lornsorrow, the Silmarilion as a movie
by Ingeld
Aug 11th, 2007
06:45:51 PM
While I enjoy the Silmarillion, I do not think it would make a good movie. What makes the Elves interesting is the sense of otherness and mystery. In LOTR, book and movie, they are represented mostly by Legolas. He is otherness is enhanced by the comparison with humans. A movie only about Feanor, Turin and rest of the elves would have to dissolve that otherness and mystery and make them more human and common. Something certainly would be lost.
MORONS
by runfoodrun
Aug 11th, 2007
06:51:59 PM
Anyone in the talkback who says Jackson should lay off because he's already made 168 million and should worry about 20 more is an idiot. What person in their right mind in any profession would just walk away from any sum of EARNED money because the people in control refuse to give it to him. He MADE this MONEY and DESERVES it. People don't make movies only for the love of the craft, they do it to MAKE MONEY and get PAID. Foolish comments.
Curon
by runfoodrun
Aug 11th, 2007
06:53:06 PM
And if not Jackson, the very best choice, how about Curon.
Hulk SMASH puny hobbits
by BetaRayBill07
Aug 11th, 2007
07:08:33 PM
Hulk no like Shire. Hulk no like puny Gollum. Smash puny ring!!
SPOILER- Bilbo seen in Pizza Delivery Garb!!
by BetaRayBill07
Aug 11th, 2007
07:09:25 PM
Sorry, I had to throw that out there.
Fred Savage will work for cheap.
by Flim Springfield
Aug 11th, 2007
07:19:29 PM
New Line Gotta Eat
by CherryValance
Aug 11th, 2007
07:26:20 PM
So fitting. Really I don't know what they were thinking. Hopefully it will turn out right.
Other directors dont have the guts
by silent 1
Aug 11th, 2007
07:45:16 PM
I wont be surprised other directors would have turned down this project it's to big of a task to meet the requirement that Jackson and his team have done.
Silmarilion with a script done by Neal Gaiman
by pipergates
Aug 11th, 2007
09:19:56 PM
Silmarilion is basically just a long list of historical happenings, someone with Gaiman's flair for legends full of life, could mine that book like a miner mining the richest ore...and there's enough for a lot of movies there. Pirates of the Caribean could be peanuts compared to the possible earning power of this one.
Homoerotica?
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
09:30:23 PM
Wow, people really need to get over this...the hobbits' relationship is a TRUE friendship with feelings, not "gay" whatsoever. All they ever did was hug and got a kiss on the head; nothing homosexual about that. Sorry if I sound like a fag to you, but I'd rather have a strong friendship like the hobbits' than one of today's so-called friendships: "Hey man, I got some pussy last night...awesome! Let's go get high off our asses!" where everything is about sex. And you obviously need to watch the ending of the ROTK again...there was no montage. We got the idea that all was not right after the war just from Frodo's voiceover "...when in your heart, there is no going back..." That was strong and emotionally effective enough; we didn't need to draw it out with yet another battle.
Emeraldboy, Starless
by half vader
Aug 11th, 2007
10:09:20 PM
"Massive amounts of money" Each film cost 86 million, 260 all up. Yeah I guess that's sort of massive by itself, but not in relation to other films. I'm still trying to find out whether that's American or Kiwi dolars. US I think. But anyway they made that money go a long way.

Starless, settle down there and get over it yourself! The gay thing, and the crying thing, especially in regards to the hobbits, is now a time-honoured AICN tradition. Stop being so stuffy about the baiting, ya big girl. ;)

but the emotional starings of Frodo was way overdone
by pipergates
Aug 11th, 2007
10:10:56 PM
and yes they did make the friendship look perverted, with all that exaggerated drama...Jackson repeated the overblown emotional staring scenes in King Kong.
What was so exaggerated and
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
10:28:14 PM
What was so exaggerated and perverted about the friendship, other than the staring?
Nothing, they're just goofing.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 11th, 2007
10:33:46 PM
But there was way too much crying. You can't be crying that much if you were armor or carry a sword: RUST!
Curon couldn't handle this movie?
by runfoodrun
Aug 11th, 2007
10:37:07 PM
BS, all he's done is make the Harry Potter franchise watchable, a brillant road/coming of age movie in Y Tu Mama and the brillant, extremely well design and played Children of Men, he'd be perfect for the Hobbit if PJ doesn't do it.
Cuaron
by starlesswinter
Aug 11th, 2007
10:54:52 PM
I like Cuaron more as a visual guy than a storytelling guy, but that's not to say he's bad at all. I particularly love his long takes. The only thing I have against him directing the Hobbit is that he has a very dark visual style with everything he does, and the Hobbit isn't anything like that. I like the Prisoner of Azkaban film, but I think he butchered my favorite moment of the entire HP series, which was the Shrieking Shack scene. The scene was wonderful for me in the book because we get a little more shocking information at a time until you are spellbound by all the threads being tied together in that moment and recognizing all the earlier clues. In the film, it was just rushed through with the facts, making it a little confusing for some people. I completely understand time in adapting a book and am not a purist at all, but sometimes savoring the moment works better.
Terry Gilliam for the Hobbit
by MasterShake
Aug 11th, 2007
11:12:35 PM
Is that wrong of me? As much as I love PJ's LOTR, I think Gilliam could blow our minds with the Hobbit.
crying hobbits
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 11th, 2007
11:31:59 PM
as far as i can tell... bilbo is the only hobbit in majority of the book... and i dont think he cries to much. the whole "gay" thing is really retarded. ive seen very tough guys cry because they went through something emotional. your friend or parent dies, you just got married, had your first child, you threw a game winning touchdown pass, you survive a car wreck, you saw a great movie that got to you.... any man would cry in any of those situations. the hobbits went through some traumatic shit in those books. they werent humans remember, they were innocent beings. they were more like children in that respect. so i would expect a little more emotion from them. i think PJ got it right. i didnt see anything gay about the movies. crying is normal. "i did my best." sniffle sniffle "i did my be-e-eeeeeest"
Peter Jackson will produce...
by Bones
Aug 11th, 2007
11:32:58 PM
...And someone else will direct.

Possibly Raimi...or DelToro...

That way, the New Zealand Crew will be involved, The Wingnut crew will be there for the assist--and There will be new blood in the director's chair giving it the difference it tone it needs to have.

The Hobbit, unlike Lord of the Rings, is a children's story and should have a lighter touch than the LOTR Trilogy--but it should still feel like it is connected to those films. Having Jackson on as a producer is the best solution--plus it is an olive branch to the fans, from whom New Line wants money...

His Majesty's Dragon
by scrivener
Aug 11th, 2007
11:36:58 PM
Wasn't Peter Jackson doing Temeraire after Lovely Bones? I'd like The Hobbit, too... but the man can't be everywhere at once and... damn, if it wouldn't be a hard choice.
The Silmarilion? Hmmm.... I don't know
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Aug 12th, 2007
12:00:49 AM
Am I the only one who thinks The Silmarilion simply doesn't belong to this particular 'age' of cinema? It would be like, I don't know, trying to produce The Matrix back in the 40's. Possible, of course, but somehow unfit. Oh, almost forget... ALFONSO FUCKING CUARON.
Thanks, Tombodet
by half vader
Aug 12th, 2007
12:55:02 AM
I just thought I remembered Gandalf or someone saying "You haven't aged a day" or something and then being suspicious. Thanks for the info.
I Don't Know Why They Won't Give Him Whatever He Wants
by skoobyx
Aug 12th, 2007
01:23:28 AM
Its a slam dunk. They pay him $100 mill they still turn a profit on it. Even before the 17 disk collector's edition DVD with life size Gollum statue. I thought studios were all about business.
Well, at least keep Howard Shore
by starlesswinter
Aug 12th, 2007
02:40:59 AM
I don't know if Shore would be willing without Jackson on board, but Shore's score for the trilogy is amazing beyond words. The level of thematic complexity in the scores (over 80 developing themes!) is simply astounding. Hearing the ominous "History of the Ring" theme when Bilbo finds the Ring would be chill-worthy, but it really shouldn't be used other than that moment...that might be overkill. But what an opportunity for the gorgeous male choir Dwarven music heard in Moria! Or a reprisal of the "Menace of Gollum" theme with the cymbalom during Riddles in the Dark. Even variations of the hobbit material used for the Shire.
Time Warner stock holders are Cookin the Books!!!!!
by DOGSOUP
Aug 12th, 2007
03:46:20 AM
We know it's true
Fuck the Hobbit
by 300spartansinhell
Aug 12th, 2007
04:37:18 AM
I still have hopes for Beowulf and an epic dragon fight, cgi or no cgi. That golden dragon looks kick-ass. Who needs lame Smaug who got killed with one arrow.
starlesswinter
by 300spartansinhell
Aug 12th, 2007
04:42:39 AM
the jumping in bed with Frodo scene that takes forever, was exaggereted. I was suprised Legolas wasn´t pulled into bed too by the Hobbits. When Frodo says "Oh Sam" for the tenth time in the films, it was exaggerated.
STEALING TOKYO DRIFT
by messi
Aug 12th, 2007
05:24:44 AM
Okay I stole it too but i'm blatantly putting it there: Tokyo Drift FUCK YOU
I kick tits...
by cornponious
Aug 12th, 2007
05:25:21 AM
1989, sadly.
in all this hobbit and tolkein talk
by emeraldboy
Aug 12th, 2007
06:59:05 AM
there is one figure, who the fans dont like but he is an important figure none the less, christopher tolkien has said that he will not allow anyone to get their hands on the work bequeathed to him by JRR Tolkien.
The only big movies left
by messi
Aug 12th, 2007
07:04:36 AM
since Transformers has been done are The Simarillion, Justice League, Infinite Crisis. That's it. Can't get any bigger than that. The Revelation is a fucking shitty story, not epic or well written.
jekyll
by palewook
Aug 12th, 2007
07:22:14 AM
best new series of 2007 and not one talkback about it. wtf.
There will never be a SILMARILLION movie.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 12th, 2007
08:35:00 AM
It's too complex and there is no central protagonist.

Don't get me wrong, I fucking LOVE the book. But the idea of a film having to introduce a new character every 3 minutes while covering 10,000 years of Middle Earth history is ridiculous.

The best new series...jekyll?
by emeraldboy
Aug 12th, 2007
08:40:21 AM
No not by a long shot. to each his own i guess. I couldnt Stand it and I found Nessbits overacting incredibly irritating. I hope that if nesbitt gets dr. who he tones his compulsion to overact. the idea of him and tate, will be enough to make me never watch the show again.
Re: the money Jackson thinks he's owed...
by Monkey_King
Aug 12th, 2007
10:21:04 AM
What're you trying to say here Quint? Are you siding with Shaye and New Line on this, or just being a jealous fanboy prick that Jackson & Co are right and always have been right? Shaye should pay up what Peter's owed, let Peter make THE HOBBIT and reap the benefits of what it will make without screwing over Peter again.
Christopher Tolkien will probably be dead soon
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Aug 12th, 2007
12:17:41 PM
No more problem there.
why is so much chris tolkien
by emeraldboy
Aug 12th, 2007
02:17:58 PM
hate. I mean, he doesnt what he inherited filmed. The ralph bakashi thing was well over 20 years ago. but if he doesnt want what he has filmed, its his decision. What is the problem.
SILMANIMERILLION
by Johnno
Aug 12th, 2007
02:33:48 PM
Make a bunch of anime shorts covering all that stuff and toss it on a DVD. DIfferent directors, different art styles, whatever... Get Miyazaki, Shoji Kawamori, any other US or Japanese director you like that can do fantasy in there and boom good to go...
Wnanahara7 thats a great idea
by slappy jones
Aug 12th, 2007
03:57:59 PM
just let the studios pay what they want regardless off what they are legally obliged to. If they want to cut someone 20 - 30 MILLION dollars short then the person owed should just be greatful they got anything. jesus christ....
Kiss And Make Up? Has PJ Apologized For KING KONG Yet?
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2007
04:15:33 PM
"Look, I'm sorry, I lost my head! I thought since I made a such a sucessful epic with LOTR, that I could do anything! I could take, for instance, a 90 minute monster movie and make it 387 hours long and everybody would love it! HOW WRONG I WAS! It was a bomb! Even the few people who liked it fell asleep. Children were weeping, relationships ended, money just burned on the altar of my hubris! I AM SORRY! I AM SO SO VERY SORRY!!! Please don't make me go back to making hilarious splatter movies! I AM AN EPIC FILM-MAKER! Can you blame me for freaking out? Look what happened to Lucas! Of course, I pulled a Wachowski and went from Lucas '78 to Lucas '99 in just under a year, but, think of my issues! My damage! Psychologically transferring my copious bulk to the utter failure that was KING KONG?! I WAS A FAT KID AND FINALLY I WAS THIN! I had money, women suddenly wanted to talk to me and I... I... lost my head... I, I'm sorry. As penance, I promise I will hire an editor for my next movie which I also promise will be under 90 minutes... and good."

This is the best news I've heard in a long, long time.
by brokentusk
Aug 12th, 2007
04:15:50 PM
Despite what some people may think about Peter Jackson's LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy, in my mind the only way I (and the majority of the public) will accept a HOBBIT film without it seeming like a blatant cashing-in of the Middle-Earth brand, is to have Jackson involved. To clarify, that isn’t saying that Peter Jackson is the ONLY director that can direct the film (although I have yet to think of another director I’d want to handle the material), but rather that if his name isn’t involved, it will feel cheap on the part of New Line Cinema (to a public unfamiliar with the fact that there really IS a sequel to the trilogy). If this news turns out to be accurate, I'd say that Robert Shaye has probably made the smartest decision of his life (besides green-lighting the trilogy). As I've said before - it's the difference between making millions of dollars... or billions.
There was a good movie in Kong, under all the fat
by starlesswinter
Aug 12th, 2007
04:36:58 PM
Cut down a serious amount of the boat material and the dino fights and you'll have a great film. The New York scenes (very beginning and very end) were probably my favorite parts of the movie, which is pretty ironic, considering what the movie is SUPPOSED to be about.
Yeah, Cut About 90+ Minutes Of Fat Out of KING LONG...
by LaserPants
Aug 12th, 2007
05:06:37 PM
You'd have a decent 90+minute movie. At the very least, cut out the entire boat scene -- especially the part where PJ lets us all know he read HEART OF DARKNESS. Yes, we all read it too, thanks, and no, your KING LONG movie is NOWHERE near as good as APOCALYPSE NOW; to even hint at that is ludicrous. You know you're watching padding when a man typing "S-K-U-L-L I-S-L-A-N-D" goes on for about 10 minutes. Or an embarassingly bad CGI dino race goes on for what feels like hours. For a second I thought I was watching Seals and Crofts' LAND OF THE LOST. WATCH OUT MARSHALL, WILL, AND HOLLY! This ain't no routine expedition! No sir!
Teh Hobbit roxxxord the soxxxord, dudes...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Aug 12th, 2007
05:16:42 PM
God I hate it when I start talking like that. But it's uber-infectious! Anyway, the key to this movie is Smaug. The other key to this movie is Smaug. Lastly, they should put a lot of work into Smaug. Also, Smaug should really be paid attention to.
shuttlepod_10
by TheNorthlander
Aug 12th, 2007
08:29:45 PM
The original was an hour and a half. Yet it kept the same beats, with Kong not showing up until the midpoint. So did the 70s remake with Jeff Bridges. Nobody's saying it can't be done, but Jackson's was the long, epic re-interpretation of that story. It's what it was supposed to be.
King Kong proves that Jackson
by Damer1
Aug 12th, 2007
08:31:27 PM
is merely mortal.
Film it all damn it!
by Jaka
Aug 12th, 2007
08:38:48 PM
Film The Hobbit, and whatever can hold a filmed narative from the Silmarillion, and film Children of Hurin. Pahleeeeeeease! lol
Right
by starlesswinter
Aug 12th, 2007
09:30:25 PM
Jackson's version of King Kong was a tribute to the way he viewed it as a kid, which was a huge, epic movie. Of course it's flawed, but I've already mentioned those that previously.
that is not even the entire
by LeviDTinker
Aug 12th, 2007
09:49:26 PM
that is not even the entire quote
which is from a L.A. Times article in this past fridays Calender section,
When asked if it was true that company insiders had been in talks with Jackson's reps,
Shaye replied, "Yes, that's a fair statement. Notwithstanding our personal quarrels, I really respect and admire Peter and would love for him to be creatively involved in some way in 'The Hobbit.'
to whoever said...
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 13th, 2007
02:53:02 AM
film everything exactly as it was in the book... i gotta ask. in THE HOBBIT, wasnt there a guy called Beorn who transformed into a bear? this could be a little "silly" methinks....
About time we got some news on the Hobbit.
by morGoth
Aug 13th, 2007
04:56:38 AM
OK, now that Bob and PJ have kissed and made up (that must mean they're gay Hobbits, right?), get on with it...two movies or nowt!

For those who'd be disappointed in an adult version of the Hobbit (like Tolkien's kids, including Chris, wanted in the first place), relax, there's always the book. Also, I think it would be great if we could have as much continuity with Jackson's LoTR as possible.

Goofy Dwarves? Yeah, they were pretty stumble-bum at the beginning of the Hobbit but things got serious after Gandalf left 'em to go muck around with the Necromancer.

ordinarily,
by Lost Prophet
Aug 13th, 2007
06:49:09 AM
nothing is more certain to bring Ringy out from under his bridge than a Jackson-Tolkien adaptation, and all he can do is post a link to a TB where he took a pasting. How disappointing.
AceVentura 2?
by Shaw
Aug 13th, 2007
08:10:30 AM
Yikes. Anyways, the Martin Freeman idea is brilliant. I think I care less about Jackson than I do about getting the cast back. But no Jackson means the rest of them won't come on board.
The Hobbit without Jackson...
by jackalcack
Aug 13th, 2007
08:49:15 AM
...Is like Star Wars without Lucas....Er, maybe not actually.
zbobroberts
by Shaw
Aug 13th, 2007
09:14:00 AM
Well to each his own, I give you credit for sticking to your guns. I do like the robotic rhino scene. Maybe there will be room for a robotic rhino in Jackson's Hobbit. I do like the idea of him making two movies, the more the merrier.
How does a movie that takes in over half a billion in
by bongo123
Aug 13th, 2007
09:23:12 AM
box office receipts get slammed for being a bomb or a failure!!?? what the fuck are you? an idiot? thats a fucking hit in my book, sure it didn't match the rings but so what it sure as hell made loads and Kong itself was absolute perfection in CGI, it had scenes in it that were truly breathtaking, sure you coulda trimmed the fuck outa it but hey its jackson he likes his movies long
The Hobbit needs much more care than LOTR
by pipergates
Aug 13th, 2007
09:23:31 AM
The Hobbit is a better book than even LOTR, though it be simpler and more childish, it's even more of a classic. The kind of writing that touches you straight in the soul, if you got one still. There be some scenes in that story that has got to be done with such a care, to not mess up multitudes of mentally visualized sceneries. An even more delicate transformation process is needed. Jackson and his writers had better keep a hold on themselves this time, and keep the goofiness and special effects under control. This story is the heart of the whole middle-earth mythology. We know Jackson & co can get the tone right, just keep it lean and un-bloated and you'll be alright. And there can be no deviation from the story in this one.
Sid and Marty Krofts! / PJ Giant Robot Movie?
by LaserPants
Aug 13th, 2007
09:28:38 AM
I new something about "Seals and Crofts" seemed off!

I could see a PJ helmed Giant Robot movie. Maybe like Ultraman or Mazinger Z or something. I don't want him anywhere near EVANGELION or GUNDAM cause he'll take that epic scope and jerk off all over it until its a ludicrously overwrought and overlong disaster. Still, if he's forced to keep in under 2 hours (2 and 1/2 hours MAXIMUM), if he's forced to hire an editor and a phalanx of no-men to keep his head together, than yeah, he could definately do it and do it well. I guess we'll see.

Oh, and theres no reason at all why THE HOBBIT couldn't be done, and done extremely well, in one movie I think it could be done in 2 hour 30 minutes maximum. You might have to trim out some of the walking sequences, of course, which apparently PJ doesn't know how to sum up visually without documenting every single footfall, but it could be done. No reason at all why it should be two movies other than to fleece geeknation for every last penny it has.
pipergates
by TheNorthlander
Aug 13th, 2007
10:51:18 AM
With that kind of attitude you'll be disappointed no matter what. It's called "adaptation" for a reason - it's adapting a source material to fit a new medium. You don't adapt the medium to fit the source material.
bongo
by Lost Prophet
Aug 13th, 2007
10:57:02 AM
once again- BO does not equal quality. People call Kong a failure, because they hated it, and think that it failed artistically.

I hate it, and it bores me to tears, but there is no doubt that it was a commercial success.

Also, if there is one thing that Jackson should be
by Lost Prophet
Aug 13th, 2007
10:58:27 AM
commended for: Trimming Tom Bombadil out of LOTR
the PJ or at least Weta giant robot movie was going to
by half vader
Aug 13th, 2007
11:02:20 AM
be Evangelion. But it got scrapped, after a bunch of cool concept art had been done.

Who knows, maybe they'll get it up again now that Transformers made so much dough. It sure as shit got fucking Voltron (are you kidding me?) greenlit. Maybe they'll put Neill Blo-whatever his name is on it, as Halo got canned too.

Hobbit adaptation ok, but no damn dwarf- tossing
by pipergates
Aug 13th, 2007
12:14:27 PM
Northlander, sure a lot us with high regards for the Hobbit the book, are bound to find things we don't agree with in a filmed version. It's not so much the things that need to be taken out, for reason of the flow of the movie, but what upset people is the adding of comic relief or the changing of personalities.
Pipergates
by Shaw
Aug 13th, 2007
12:41:06 PM
Agreed. Some of the added comic-relief was pretty painful. Mostly on the part of Gimli. Hopefully the dwarf humor will be toned down for a Hobbit film. Although their written as being more goofy in the hobbit than in lotr, so we could have 4 hours of bumbling dwaf slapstick. I'd still like to see a Jackson Hobbit but I hope he saves the humor for Son of Kong.
Fuck Jack$on!
by Lord_Soth
Aug 13th, 2007
04:20:34 PM
Everything he brought "creatively" to Rings was utter shite. Get a more ambitious and faithful director.
Lord of the Rings were books that could be read on any
by emeraldboy
Aug 13th, 2007
05:10:03 PM
level. Anti-war. Anti-urban sprawl. and I could go on. New line ditched the ending of the books for the multiple endings. becuase the book ends on a very bleak note. The shire is destryoed. It does seem that people have a less rosey view of jackson now that all the hype has gone. Harry knowles bought into to it big time. The cast for the lovely bones sounds amazing and I for one cannot wait to see what jackson does with the dam busters. Kong alienated a lot of people it seems. Will that stop me from seeing his films in the future, probably not. I saw the original kong and though dated it is still a masterpiece. I cant understand why Jackson felt he needed to broaden out the story and change the characters and invent knew ones that werent necessary. the only bit of casting that worked was anne Darrow, noami wats. Changing driscoll from a heroic pilot to a love sick playwright was mystifing. and then there was jack black. He turned cal denham into a nasty cynical operator. a man who didnt give a shit, except about making movies. When the original was a more swashbuckling, more adventurous man with an eye for the ladies and witty.
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
by LaserPants
Aug 13th, 2007
08:27:02 PM
is the best thing to come out of New Zealand, not PJ, though PJ is pretty cool in his own right, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS is much cooler (and funnier). Now that I have shared with this you, I hope that you can rest easier knowing my opinion. May the gods bless you one and all, and may the zombits never munch upon thine codpiece (unless yr into that sort of thang).
People who trash Jackson's LOTR...
by BurnHollywood
Aug 13th, 2007
08:41:14 PM
...Are seriously underestimating how utterly shitty it might have been. I still remember my reaction when I heard the entire opus was being filmed back-to-back-to-back: "Oh, Lord, no." I figured "Fellowship" might break even, "Two Towers" would flop, and "Return" would be straight-to-DVD. Good news "Hobbit" might fall in his lap again...much as I loathed his kitchen-sink approach to "Kong", the guy's got a serious feel for Middle Earth.
Jackson's not doing Dam Busters
by half vader
Aug 13th, 2007
09:08:43 PM
that's Christian Rivers' baby. Although I'm sure there'll be 'guidance' if that's what you mean. Good to see him giving a great board guy a shot, like the Coens did.

Just on Kong, if Black had been that way I don't understand why he wouldn't have said the final "Beauty killed the beast" line and then just stayed there staring at the body long after everyone had gone, staring in disbelief.

Hmm, not too sure about this
by Mattyboy122
Aug 13th, 2007
10:26:06 PM
Jackson's Rings films range from excellent (Fellowship Extended) to mediocre (Two Towers). The idea that Jackson wanted to do another prequel film along with The Hobbit (the prequel filling in the gap between The Hobbit and LotR) is absolutely ridiculous and wholly unnecessary. Jackson also didn't display the greatest knowledge/respect of Tolkien's writing. In the commentaries he repeatedly discusses his changes to the story as being better than in the original book (which he's almost always wrong about), plus he's also the guy who thought Sauron was, literally, a giant eye. WTF!? It's a fucking metaphor, Petey! Sauron DID have a physical form, even after he lost the ring (his physical form was completely destroyed when the ring was). So we get Jackson goofing by saying 'well, we didn't have Aragorn face Sauron at the end of RotK because it just wasn't faithful to the book,' but we get Sauron the fucking lighthouse. RotK is pretty good, though, but my goodness, Two Towers is a mess. It's all over the place, not just in tone (melodramatic build-up to the Battle of the Hornburg leads to...Legolas surfing on a shield!?), but in terms of editing (ESPECIALLY in the Extended version. It also doesn't help that The Two Towers is the most changed from its book. And the Olympic torch running Uruk Hai was fucking terrible. The Battle of the Hornburg is broken up into two distinct categories: a. hey, that looks like it was shot on a set, and b. hey, that shot is totally cg. There was little/no integration of the two, and it ended up making the battle just look lame and unbelievable (despite a good build-up). Jackson would fix this problem with Pelennor Fields in the third film, which was certainly something to marvel at. At any rate, I'm not too sure about Jackson for The Hobbit. It would be beneficial to get everyone back from the film trilogy (including the effects team), but if it means getting a second unnecessary prequel and a possibly mediocre film, I'm not sure if it's worth it. Weir, I think, would be great, but I'm decidedly undecided.
Sauron's Form
by starlesswinter
Aug 13th, 2007
11:03:05 PM
I'm not too sure what Jackson himself thought about the form of Sauron, which certainly SEEMS as if he thought he was a flaming eyeball. However, I distinctly remember Fran Walsh saying that Sauron's eye was a lot more INTERNAL in the book, but they needed a way to somehow visualize him in the film without having him come to battle.
so Mattyboy, you think Quaron could do better? I do.
by pipergates
Aug 14th, 2007
12:30:00 AM
pretty much agree with your assessment of Jacksons efforts. I think Quaron in his Potter film has shoved much better guiding skills, maintaining the balance between special effects and acting, remaining faithful to the visual design and yet improving on them. And in my mind far superior in sticking to the tone of his tales, be they romantic/sexual romp, distopian futuristic or magically scholastic. Let Quaron direct and Jackson produce. And keep that Raimy man far far away.
Jackson has magic at times, Quaron all the time
by pipergates
Aug 14th, 2007
12:33:43 AM
he's a genius
Amusing to see
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Aug 14th, 2007
01:49:44 AM
The Anti-Jackson backlash from some. Face it fellas, LOTR was a towering achievement when it was released, remains so to this day, and will continue to be seen as such. "Hype" has fuckall to do with it.

I enjoyed Kong for its own sake having never seen the original. Sure, it was overlong, but from Skull Island onwards it was film making on a level few people operating today can even dream of achieving.

It'll be nice to see PJ return to smaller scale storytelling (although Bad Taste II is what he should be doing), but lets not pretend that he's not the best option to adapt The Hobbit if a deal can possibly be worked out.

The only thing I have against Cuaron...
by starlesswinter
Aug 14th, 2007
02:05:30 AM
is that he rushed and therefore ruined the GREATEST scene in the entire Harry Potter series, which was the Shrieking Shack scene. Don't get me wrong: I completely understand time restraints, and he did that well throughout the rest of the film, but some directors need to realize that there are times when a scene works best when it is drawn out. The said example is one that had amazing tension in the book, and while the filmed scene had some of the greatest acting among Thewlis, Oldman, and Rickman, the scene in the book worked much better because of one little revelation told at a time. I'm not asking for a word-for-word translation at all, but not EVERYTHING has to be stripped to its bare minimum. Cuaron doesn't have magic all the time: Harry's crying scene (if it wasn't good, why put it in?), the freeze frame ending. He is much more a visual genius than a narrative genius, but that's not to say he isn't great.
Cuaron's style might not fit the Hobbit either
by starlesswinter
Aug 14th, 2007
02:12:12 AM
Of the films I've seen of his anyway, Cuaron seems to have almost the same visual style for every film he does, and that makes me wonder if he'd try to push his style into Middle-earth when the tale that needs to be told is nothing like that all. Of course he'd put his unique stamp on it, but there's no need to completely disregard what needs to be done in favor of his favorite way of making films.
When Did LOTR Become The TalkBack Whipping Boy?
by skoobyx
Aug 14th, 2007
02:47:58 AM
Whatever happened to the Star Wars prequels? Hey, who's up for a George-Lucas-bashing/defending -thread within-a-thread? Huh?
New Line need to start lickin' some Kiwi balls...
by spud mcspud
Aug 14th, 2007
04:54:02 AM
...cos it's been a reeeeeeeeally long time since Wes Craven made them any big bucks. We're talking over a decade since SCREAM, people.

Making the HOBBIT without everything that comes with Peter Jackson - set and prop design, Weta SFX, the actors from the LOTR trilogy, hell, even the music - everyone involved with the LOTR trilogy wants Jackson to do this. The ones who figure in the story will come with Jackson if he makes it. Why the fuck is there even an argument about this? If it doesn't fit seamlessly with that amazing trilogy, then is there even a fucking point to making this movie?

Damn, and to think I actually used to think the bods at New Line were SMART!

Martin fuckin' Freeman? WHAAAAAT?!?
by spud mcspud
Aug 14th, 2007
05:05:40 AM
The same Martin Freeman that made his career playing an embarrassingly shy, stuttering, emotionally crippled Brit in The Office?

Then played an embarrassingly shy, stuttering, emotionally crippled Brit in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

And somewhere in there played an embarrassingly shy, stuttering, emotionally crippled Brit in LOVE ACTUALLY?

This guy is the new Hugh Grant NO FUCKING WAY he should be Bilbo. And I HATED The Office. I will not worship at the fat ass of Ricky "plays a twat 'cos he IS a twat" Gervais. It wasn't funny. Several hours of people being bored, a fat manager working out his midlife crisis by behaving like a twat, and we're meant to fall at the feet of this godlike comedy genius? Fuck all that.

There is no hope for any actor who emulates Hugh Grant in every movie he does. So if you want Bilbo played as an embarrassingly shy, stuttering, emotionally crippled Brit, Freeman is your man. Crack on.

OK, so if not a giant flaming eye then what?
by Tinfang
Aug 14th, 2007
05:43:24 AM
Jackson and crew agonized over the representation of Sauron and I think they came up with a visually fantastic concept. Just curious Mattboy, how would you have shown Sauron without it coming off as just another Monster of the Week cheese-fest? Do you think Tolkien's only rendering of Sauron, for example, would've gone over? It looked like the South Carolina Lizard Man after about ten bong hits. Yes, Sauron DID have a physical body so please share with the rest of us exactly what it looked like. Centuries in the making, it's SAURON'S BODY! For better or worse, once Jackson went with the concept he was forced to stay with it and I certainly don't see how it detracted from the tale. And, yes, I remember some Talk Backers wanted to see an armor clad Sauron duking it out with Aragorn at the very end. Yeah, no cliche there no matter how cool Annatar looks in the DVD. Also, the Eye was more than just a metaphor and some physical elements are described in the books.

I agree that anyone who can't recognize what Jackson acheived is just a piss filled hater. Any perceived backlash is just a numbers game. Those who appreciate and love what Jackson did really don't need to defend LoTR. The movie speaks for itself, warts and all, and the vast majority of satisfied viewers have said it all in the past. Did I mention the Oscar sweep?

Finally, I don't recall Jackson saying his storyline changes were "better than the book". Better in the movie adaptation sense but not the story over-all. I do think Jackson a clod for not seeing the Scouring of the Shire for what it is but he's not alone in not liking bits of the story (someone mentioned Bombadil above) but loving it as a whole.

Though I'd prefer a faitful adaptation of The Hobbit, the notion of a "Prequel Hobbit" is rather exciting to this very long time Tolkien fan. Go for it PJ.

LaserPants you fucking idiot
by messi
Aug 14th, 2007
06:35:17 AM
King Kong made over 500 Million dollars. that's no flop dickhead. and if you think it was long, then you are a fucking idiot, i guarantee you listen to shitty music and couldn't fathom the idea of a 10 minute doom metal song because it doesn't have verse verse chorus verse. fuck you.
Disagree. Two Towers is my favourite.
by messi
Aug 14th, 2007
06:37:44 AM
Best pacing I have ever seen in a movie. A pure piece of art. It had the flow of a Cult of Luna song. Just every note was long enough, every bar was right, every bit of sustain perfect. But I listen to good music and you cunce don't.
Bite me Messi
by Lost Prophet
Aug 14th, 2007
07:02:55 AM
You also like transformers. CUnce.
Jackson's Sauron
by irritable
Aug 14th, 2007
08:53:41 AM
There's a lot of concept art on the RotK Extended Edition depicting various versions of Sauron. It was prepeared while it was still planned to include a Sauron/Aragorn fight near the end of the film. Jackson , Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens were well aware of Tolkien's very fleeting mentions of Sauron's appearance in the book and other Tokien writings. One of their ideas was that Sauron would emerge from the Gates in a beautiful form (contrary to the book and subsequent writings). Many imaginatively creepy versions of Sauron were drawn by Weta. Eventually all were dropped so that the film stayed with the book for the crucial scenes. But I thought the "lighthouse eye" was unintentionally comical at times, a long way from the book and not a very successful as a representation of Sauron's oppressive psychological force. It was a shame Jackson and co. didn't quite manage to solve that adaptation problem, considering how well they brought some other tricky elements to the screen.
Sauron
by Shaw
Aug 14th, 2007
10:47:31 AM
I agree that Sauron could have been represented in a better way than a giant lighthouse. The only problem is, I can't for the life of me figure out what way that would be.
Cuaron, Sauron, etc
by Mattyboy122
Aug 14th, 2007
12:53:27 PM
I've never seen any of Cuaron's films, though I've been interested in seeing, at the very least, Children of Men. I've only heard good things about his films. Concerning Sauron: How would I depict Sauron's physical form? Well, he'd look basically like he did when they showed him at the beginning of Fellowship. The eye was a metaphor for Sauron's will and his ability to see into people and corrupt them. Having Sauron the lighthouse was just ri-Goddamn-diculous. To depict the eye, they could've just used a bunch of quick cuts of the eye of Sauron (like they did in Fellowship, aside from the vision Frodo has of the Eye at Barad-dur). And while having Aragorn fight Sauron at the end of RotK might be cliched, it would at least up the ante in terms of tension (especially the bit with Annatar, which could've been beautiful). Sauron had a physical form during the War of the Ring (Gollum mentions seeing Sauron's hand, for one), but in the book he just stayed in Barad-dur during the Battle at the Black Gate. Bringing him to the battle would be dramatic license, yes, but it would still make for a better movie (as opposed to Aragorn fighting a troll, which was, well...random). At any rate, Two Towers has some beautiful moments (Wormtongue's scene with Eowyn, for one), but so much of it is overdone. When Gandalf unveiled himself as being the White Wizard to Theoden, it was so over the top. The choir, the lighting, etc, it was like the gates of heaven were opening or something. And yeah, the tone was all over the place during Helm's Deep. One moment you're supposed to be sad for the elves (which were unnecessary, and Haldir's death was ridiculously cliched), the next you have Aragorn tossing Gimli over to the causeway while the two fight to a rousing adventure score. It was wildly inconsistent. RotK had the same problem toward the end of Pelennor Fields (when the Army of the Dead showed up), but it was so little compared to the rest of the battle which was executed flawlessly, so it wasn't that glaring of an issue (although Legolas single-handedly bringing down an Olyphant was terrible). I've griped a lot about these flicks, but I do like them for the most part, I just feel they get unfairly worshipped (well, Fellowship Extended is amazing enough, but the others have some problems that get overlooked). I don't mean to start any arguments, I was just offering my two cents on the matter.
Mattyboy122
by Shaw
Aug 14th, 2007
01:43:42 PM
Agreed, Extended Fellowship is amazing (well, minus the dwarf-tossing line). See Children of Men.
Irritable, d'you remember "Sauron the Black Hand?"
by morGoth
Aug 14th, 2007
03:50:40 PM
I still have the concept art showing a very stylized spidery-legged looking hand/throne that showed (well, as much as you can make out) a cyclopian Sauron peering out between the upraised fingers. Pretty creepy looking indeed but definetly a fantasy (no relation to the book) take on the concept. I liked the Exxon Sign of Sauron better though I agree it's not an entirely satisfactory representation. Remember the Tevildo pic? ** Hey, are we getting into a Tailend here? **

Mattyboy...not trying to argue either but you don't really see Sauron in the Last Alliance scene (beginning of Fellowship) either. You see his exquisite suit of armor but not ol' Gorthaur himself. I know, I know...uber nit-picking but you really don't see HIM. As for Aragorn fighting Sauron in the end, nah, didn't want to see that at all and I agree it would've been a cliche. Not to mention detracting from Frodo's pivotal moment. The troll, on the other hand, was a worthy adversary though I'd much rather Pippin would've knifed him (with his original Blade of Westernesse...natch) in his trolly gutty-wuts. Ah well, we gots what we got and maybe the next director who does LoTR will do a verbatim book version AND an un-read general public version. Yeah ,that's gunna happen {[:^)

Fellowship Extended was strongest, I agree
by starlesswinter
Aug 14th, 2007
04:38:21 PM
I think the main problem with the other two was that they had so many subplots that Jackson had trouble keeping everything together. There are moments in TT and ROTK that outshine moments in FOTR for me, but in terms of the whole package, Fellowship was strongest. While I was brought to tears by a lot of the emotion in ROTK, mostly by Sam, even if some was overdone, Fellowship has the most heart.
Theoden's speech
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Aug 14th, 2007
04:42:50 PM
Before the charge of the Rohirrim at Pelennor is the standout moment of the entire trilogy.
The charge
by starlesswinter
Aug 14th, 2007
06:53:40 PM
I love that they all scream "Death!!" It made me cry the first time I saw it.
but how could Jackson make trolls without noses?
by pipergates
Aug 14th, 2007
07:59:47 PM
doesnt everybody know that trolls, be they small, medium or giant, all have ginormous noses? without them they just look like any old monster. why didnt they look up Kittelsen's renderings? also some of the orcs looked to much like zombie-rejects, more creatures of slasher movies than of middle earth. and i hated the gay elves. they could have been handsome people without having to be fruitcakes.
morgoth only talkbacks about tolkien
by pipergates
Aug 14th, 2007
08:04:30 PM
heh
Holy bug spit pipergates!
by morGoth
Aug 16th, 2007
11:19:51 AM
If anything I would compare the WETA/John Howe creatures with what Tolkien had illustrated as opposed to Kittelsen (or any other artist). I'm sure you've seen various artist interpretations of Tolkiens creatures and realize that there are an infinite number of possible "looks" that Jackson and crew could've gone with, yes? How in the world could they have satisfied everyone? Gay Elves? GAY Elves?!! Heh, don'tcha mean "pontsy" Elves? Tch, I just don't know why Richard Taylor and John Howe just didn't channel every potential LoTR movie viewer and come up with composites for each creature...then orcs, trolls and Elves would've all looked the same...kinda like Vogons!

Yes, you're on to my dirty little secret now. Of course, my posting handle could've clued you into my obvious preference (and interest) in anything to do with possible Hobbit news. Just out of curiosity, are you and the poster Tinfang one and the same?

That giant Exxon sign
by Miami Mofo
Aug 16th, 2007
06:17:17 PM
morGoth, your post to irritable about the giant Exxon sign made me laugh because I naturally flashed back to Springsteen's 'Jungleland'. "They'll meet 'neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair city light ..." Meanwhile, what's wrong with the one big eye? Anyone look on the back of a dollar bill lately? :~) Glad you got the DVDs morGy. It's about friggin' time! And now I'll close with "Last!"
Heh, that's what I thought too Miami.
by morGoth
Aug 17th, 2007
03:50:30 PM
Good enuf fer the dollar bill...good enuf fer Sauron. You know, it could be said that PJ's Eye of Sauron is just that...a physical manifestation (avatar?) of "The Eye" but not really Sauron himself. Yet another trade-off to get the idea of an all-seeing-eye across to the general un-read public. Except for the end of all things, where The Eye is frantically looking around, I thought it a was pretty awesome representation. Brrr...like something out of a real bad dream. At any rate, since all we are ever told about (with Gollum's "one hand" description the sole exception) in the book IS the Eye of Sauron, I thought it was as good a representation of Sauron as any I'd heard proposed. And, it could be said, faithful to the book, yes?

I'm about 3/4 the way through the first doc and am enjoying it immensely. Snif, why oh why didn't PJ include more of the Elves in the Last Alliance footage? Really like the scene where Gil-galad and Elrond are leading the Elvish troops up to Mt. Doom. I guess this is just before Gil gets the fried Elf treatment from Sauron. And now I can rest content after seeing Sean Astin's cut foot tragedy. Dang, I though Elijah Wood was going to ask him for a "foot" of blood for a minute (vampire Hobbit?).

Oh yeah...LARST!

morgoth, scandinavian mythology defines trolls.........
by pipergates
Aug 17th, 2007
07:15:34 PM
as having a big noses. they might be seen as hairy, having trees growing out of their heads, having tails or not having tails, but they do have big long noses. And the ugly thing that appeared in Moria did not look anything like any kind of troll...Not sure if goblins/orkcs can be said to have a defined look in mythology but trolls does, and should even if Tolkien has sampled and altered elements of old universal tales. That to me is the main magical achievement of Tolkien's creation; its a thing that connects directly to the universal mind/shared ancient lore...
as for the elves, they were actual gay actors
by pipergates
Aug 17th, 2007
07:32:24 PM
or rather extras, jackson rounded up homosexuals in nz to be pretty background elves. and allowed them to act all effete and over- posing in my opinion, belittling that noble race. there is a face i think next to elrond at the wedding that looks like a transvestite. and i disagree with that definition of elves-though legolas was ok, even the bland bloom did good there. and elrond wasnt bad at all.
dont know of this tinfang
by pipergates
Aug 18th, 2007
10:01:34 AM
last? funny
nor fanting
by pipergates
Aug 18th, 2007
04:02:19 PM
either
"jackson rounded up homosexuals in nz..."
by morGoth
Aug 20th, 2007
07:03:14 PM
No offence my friend, buuuuttt, I don't think Jackson ever said anything like that. In fact, after watching a bit more of the Costa Botes doc (the Fellowship disk), I can point you to around frame 55:20 where you will see the lovely Liz Mullane interviewed. She was the New Zeland casting director and talked about what she was looking for in the way of Elvish extras..."It's important to get people who are really into it and aren't, I dunno, annoying. When you have such specific physical types like Elves, well, everyone can't be an Elf. So therefore my pool (of available people who fit the physical type) is limited. There are 300,000 people in Wellington and I'm trying to find a pool of very tall, very beautiful...aged between 16 and 30 supermodel...available 24 hours for two years." Now, trust me on this, she never once mentioned the requirement that (I'm assuming you mean the male Elves) they be gay. Really, are you trying to troll? Yuk, it's like something that execrable elf_killer would've come up with. The Elf at the wedding made me think of Glorfindel and I thought he looked quite noble. In fact, a perfect representation (in my minds eye) of a noble Elf.

C'mon piper if you want to compare fictional creatures then you may argue with John Howe as he was the primary creature designer for LoTR. Yes, PJ had to approve everything and I might add that I didn't particularly care for the look of the cave troll but one can't really say that PJ "got it wrong" about representing a mythical creature. If you want to split hairs, then ask rather why the trolls didn't resemble the Entwives from which Sauron took his stock. Honestly, did you not like the movie for nothing more personal taste nit-picks?

Erm, I just thought that you might've picked up on the name Tinfang Warble as he was Tolkien's creation that represented the mythical creature who brings in the dawn by playing his pipes. Just curious and the other poster isn't speaking up either. Cheers…

Dang, almost forgot...LAST!
by morGoth
Aug 20th, 2007
07:03:56 PM
...and yes,
by morGoth
Aug 20th, 2007
07:05:23 PM
I love double negatives!
if a Troll at at least i will be a long nosed one
by pipergates
Aug 20th, 2007
11:27:02 PM
No, i'm not trying to be annoying. i remember reading about Jackson's people approaching (find that term less offensive?) the NZ homosexual community looking for pretty elf-looking fellows. I don't agree with the way the male elves apart from Elrond and Legolas were depicted, they should have been ethereal rather than effeminate. And i don't agree its nitpicking to claim a troll has a big nose, there's no way around that fact, well known at least in scandinavia. And i loved the movies, as i think i said earlier this talkback, but i can still disagree with certain elements of them, cant i? Cause i liked the books a lot more. And think they could have been adapted even better. In my opinion Jackson has not grown fully out of his hacky slasher film epoch, he is very gifted but would have made a better LOTR without those influences....as for my name, that's for Syd & Pink & the greatest chapter in The wind in the willows...Tinfang Warble, are you serious he was in Tolkien's books? In what part?...
i found Tinfang; first written in 1914
by pipergates
Aug 20th, 2007
11:39:16 PM
"Tinfang Warble": a poem about a dancing musician called a "leprawn" in the first version; the character again appears in the interlude before the BLT pen version of "The Chaining of Melko" & in the first version of "The Tale of Tinúviel" (I.94,106; II.10,59). This poem was rewritten 1920-23 & 1927; 1927 version printed in I.107-108.
O the hoot ! O the hoot !
by pipergates
Aug 20th, 2007
11:40:12 PM
Tinfang Warble O the hoot ! O the hoot ! How the trillups on his flute ! O the hoot of Tinfang Warble ! Dancing all alone, Hopping on a stone Flitting like a fawn In the teilight on the lawn, And his name is Tinfang Warble ! The first star has shown And its lamp is blown To a flame of flickering blue. He pipes not to me, He pipes not to thee, He whistles for none of you. His music is his own The tunes of Tinfang Warble !
Yep ,you got it piper...
by morGoth
Aug 21st, 2007
12:03:16 PM
Now, if you will kindly explain to me what a "trillup" is, I'll be a happy lad.

Dunno at what point you started keeping track of the LoTR filming but I do recall, from Harry's original Twenty Questions to PJ, Jackson discussing just how to make the Elves look more, well, Elvish. I remember a pic that Harry floated that showed a Keanu Reeves looking head shot with the features Photoshopped to give a slightly lees than mannish look. I guess from your perception he didn't achieve that or is it maybe the change was so subtle you didn't notice it. Take a close look particularly at Liv Tyler in her first on-screen appearance as Arwen and compare that with the later scene at the Minas Tirith wedding. She definitly (to me) looks a bit "manipulated" in the face. I honestly don't get as much "effeminate" out of the male Elves as you do but then I'm not looking for it either. We can surely get our minds to perceive things that are flavored by our attitudes, yes? At any rate, let's just leave it that we disagree about that and I still don't recall PJ ever saying any such thing.

Yes, please feel free to disagree (I think you already have :) and I'm certainly no sycophant as I have a very long list of carps and complaints myself. I just think that in the larger sense, PJ succeeded wildly in bringing LoTR to the big screen. My cup is full though it doesn't run over. I do agree that Jackson did better in the monster department/battle scenes than he did with the beauty/ethereal stuff. Lorien was a bit too Disneyland for my taste but I also recognize that it was a very tough thing to pull off without it being any cheesier than it was. I guess I'm one of the few people on the planet who wasn't totally put off by "Electric Galadriel Boogaloo." It was the synthetic voice-over that turned me off, however. Much like the over-done treatment given to Gandalf as he's speaking the Ring inscription at the Council of Elrond (EE). For Pete's sake Pete, Ian already HAD a dramatic voice and the way it came off was to be almost unrecognizable as to what he was saying. What muddled it was the voice of Sauron overdub...bad choice (one of the very few though) from the sound editors. Eh, still a nit-pick and especially in view of how much Jackson picked up on Tolkien's own idea of "the hidden vista" aspect of introducing some backstory without the general public getting bogged down in a history lesson. Did you notice the beautiful tapestry behind Arwen and Elrond in Two Towers when he was explaing her "mortal choice"? It depicted the Two Trees of Valinor...surely something that only those familiar with the Silmarillion would pick up. Thanks for including long-time fans PJ.

Just curious, what is your take on the scene from Two Towers in Osgilliath where Frodo is holding up the Ring to one of the Nazgul?

trillup is pure flute sound effect
by pipergates
Aug 21st, 2007
03:04:57 PM
..i presume, even my spell-checker doesn't understand that word... its been too long since i saw the movies, and since i've read the books, i don't remember the scene in Osgilliath exactly, just that it perplexed me. do you have an explanation for it?
Ah, it makes sense now...
by morGoth
Aug 22nd, 2007
11:55:50 AM
...if I were playing my guitar and did a repeated "pull/hammer" on the string in front of the fretted note, that would be a trill. IOW, a "warble." Heh, pretty neat how ol' Tolkien used the language, yes?

The scene I described is where Faramir has decided to turn Frodo and Sam over to Denethor. About this time, the winged Nazgul attack and Frodo runs up to the top of some wall. Then we see the Nazgul rising up in front of him (the Nazgul Harrier jump-jet scene as some describe it). Frodo then offers up the Ring to the Nazgul only to have Faramir shoot the Nazgul's steed and then Sam tackles Frodo. Anyway, it seemed a pretty boneheaded scene (a total PJ fabrication...of course Faramir taking Frodo to Osgilliath in the first place was a total fabrication!) and flies in the logic face of earlier dialogue in Fellowship where Gandalf tells Frodo that the Nazgul are drawn to the Ring's mere presence. OK, so yer telling me that if you hold it up in front of one less than ten feet away he's not going to sense the Ring is right in front of him?!! Even if you go with Faramir driving him off I think that Nazgul would've gone straight to Sauron and told him what he saw. I think any reasonable person would conclude that Sauron would've reacted by sending the entire Minas Morgul garrison to Osgilliath immediately. The scene just didn't make sense to me even though it's wonderful looking. Eh, I just decided this particular Nazgul must've been an idiot and forgot about it even though it didn't seem to fit within the framework of the movie much less the book. In fact, I think that scene made even less sense than the notion of the Witch King being able to defeat Gandalf (not THAT again!) in the RoTK EE.

Tolkien's use of language made me switch to english
by pipergates
Aug 22nd, 2007
10:41:35 PM
well him and other British authors of his times. English is the second of my three languages but the only one i can completely submerge myself in. It's such a rich and precise fountain of words when well used...Yes the Osgilliath scene made no sense, one of Jackson's several incomprehensible mistakes. If he does do the Hobbit he better stop trying to improve on the already perfect storyline. I still think Quaron could be one of the few possible better choices and wish Jakcson's involvement is limited to production/advices. But to see what Weta would do with Smaug, now that is a thing to look forward to...and who could possibly voice him? Jeremy Irons? I think he comes close to what i have mentally pictured. ...I believe i saw a post of yours long past, talking about i presume your daughters? I got one, that i gave an elfish (elvish?) name to.
You must be speaking of...
by morGoth
Aug 23rd, 2007
05:18:08 AM
...my loverly morGettes, yes? No, I didn't give either of them Elvish names. But I do know of another young lady in my town who was named Eowyn. Just curious, which name did you use?

Jeremy Irons...yes, he would do quite nicely as the voice of the Chiefest And Greatest of Calamities. I'll have to think about that one and get back to you.

i made a fusion of High Elven with Guarani
by pipergates
Aug 23rd, 2007
09:33:44 AM
"Elen", meaning star in the elvish ancient tongue, Quenya, with "Ame", meaning rain in the language of the indigenous Guarani's language, became Amelen.
a more imposing voice for Smaug;
by pipergates
Aug 23rd, 2007
09:44:08 AM
Christopher Lee, the man has an amazing voice. The speech he gave to his army made the hairs on my back stand up. maybe Timothy Dalton, he gives gives a fine vicious yet elegant voice when required, not sure about his vocal potency though.
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