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alack
by fyn
Aug 10th, 2007
01:01:11 AM
alas
New York Times wins!
by RenoNevada2000
Aug 10th, 2007
01:03:04 AM
Any critic who knows his 20th century culture to namecheck Whitey's Lindy Hoppers in the opening sentance of his review has my undying respect. I will slay your enemies for you sir!
What the hell is up with execs at Sci-Fi?
by nomihs
Aug 10th, 2007
01:18:34 AM
I have seen and tried to unsee Painkiller Jane. Horrible does not even begin to describe that show. Passing on the great (at least better than the writer from PJ) talent of Moore seems like a great decision, if you don't like reeling in viewers and making a few bucks on ads/merchandise/tie-ins with little debbie. Sticking with shows like Ghost Hunters and Scare Tactics would be the way to go. The reality T.V. horse still has some life left to beat.
Bugger.
by Paul T. Ryan
Aug 10th, 2007
01:22:43 AM
I was looking forward to this, even with my reservations over their choice of showrunner. Doubt this'll last beyond a season if this is the level of quality we'll see.
Is that guy who loves EUREKA here?
by mach5jack
Aug 10th, 2007
01:27:15 AM
Will he think FLASH GORDON is better than BATTLESTAR GALACTICA too?
I knew it!!!
by Billyeveryteen
Aug 10th, 2007
01:29:49 AM
Once BSG is gone, there will be no reason to watch this shitty channel.
HOLY SHIT!!!
by PAC-MAN
Aug 10th, 2007
01:32:35 AM
If Flash Gordon can't save me from bad T.V. then who can!!!
Picking Flash over Substance
by Aloy
Aug 10th, 2007
01:45:24 AM
Bastards!
oh, that is sweet...
by TELF
Aug 10th, 2007
01:46:50 AM
I told you so. As bad as I thought it looked, the previews looked worse. I met the production team and they kept saying they were looking for an "Edgy" take on the material. My first reaction was "Yeah, right" and the second was "Why?"

And they already ordered 22 eps of this crap.

All these reviews can go fuck themselves in the ass.
by LordEnigma
Aug 10th, 2007
02:08:43 AM
A bit much? Sure. However, it's the same crap as usual; they are trying to kill this show after ONE episode. This sort of non-sense is infuriating.
If you actually read the reviews
by darthuser
Aug 10th, 2007
02:15:39 AM
you'll learn many of them actually saw several episodes.
"they are trying to kill this show after ONE episode"
by whoanecron
Aug 10th, 2007
02:22:43 AM
So the critics are supposed to see the entire series before they review the pilot? Are you the world's biggest dipshit, LordEnigma?
Is Anyone Surprised?
by The Tenth Doctor
Aug 10th, 2007
02:25:15 AM
Just because Ron Moore was successful with his "re-imagining" that does not make it the answer to relaunching every franchise under the sun. Seriously, it takes some real skill to screw up Flash frelling Gordon.
Is anyone really surprised?
by ShogunMaster
Aug 10th, 2007
02:25:17 AM
Flash Gordon will be this seasons' 'Drive': Cancelled before the Pilot hits it's second commercial break. Now if someone made a television show based on Tron...
I've seen the Tv spots
by supersize
Aug 10th, 2007
02:26:01 AM
Twas more than enough
No Brian Blessed + no Topal + no Queen =
by Gabba-UK
Aug 10th, 2007
03:00:50 AM
tepid arse gravy of the lowest kind. I'm not even slightly surprised.
not really shocked
by Volstaff
Aug 10th, 2007
03:01:24 AM
just from the commercials this thing looks like a turd. I didn't know they passed over Caprica for this though.Wow.I might catch it just to see how crappy it really is.I mean is it Painkiller Jane bad or Manthing bad?
Boy, we're pleased to read these reviews...
by Charlie & Tex
Aug 10th, 2007
03:52:03 AM
...as we figured from the day it was announced that it was going to be a piece of shit, and it looks like we were right. Looks like the series is flying blind on a rocket-cycle...
They should have drowned this series at birth...
by Sledge Hammer
Aug 10th, 2007
04:03:56 AM
...and given Dresden Files a second season instead.
Bag O Shite!
by Gene Hunt
Aug 10th, 2007
04:25:24 AM
I knew this was going to suck the first time I saw a picture of Meng. Hasn't Meng always been bald with a goatee? So why cast a guy who looks nothing like that? Oh thats right its a re imagining!
SciFi choose ... poorly
by newc0253
Aug 10th, 2007
04:27:26 AM
then again, i don't think anyone can be terribly surprised that a tv reboot of a venerable SF property that was itself remade as a deeply campy 80s film turns out to be a steaming pile of shit. Well, at least i wasn't.
Just stick to re-runs guys.
by aboriginal
Aug 10th, 2007
04:33:12 AM
Sci-Fi channel's creations suck ass w/ the exception of BSG. If they were smart (and those dumb asses that call themselves execs are no where near) we'd have a decent network alternative. Maybe Derren the Mind Freak could talk them into just walking off a bridge or something.
How in the hell can you make Flash Gordon edgy?????
by Big_Bubbaloola
Aug 10th, 2007
05:27:38 AM
However good BSG, ole Ron Moore sure has a lot to answer for. Now all the execs are looking at that and want their piece of the 'edgy' pie!! Same goes for JJ Abrams.
Are Sci-Fi execs huffing glue?
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
05:43:03 AM
This incarnation of Flash Gorden is pretty much guaranteed to suck.

Painkiller Jane has not had a single good episode, I'm actually surprised and shocked that shit is still on the air.

How the fucking christ in a handbasket did Who Wants to be a Superhero get a 2nd brain raping season

I have to say that Eureka is bad, but it does have some moments of possibility, but very few.

I actually really fucking liked the Dresden Files, but why did it fail, well, lets snort some coke, huff some glue and some dust off, and broadcast Dresden Files on a Sunday Night, against shows like Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Desperate Housewives. What the fuck did they expect, the show never had a god forsaken chance... Mother fucking sci fi execs.

There are some shows I would actually like to see Sci-Fi make, but i'm scared at how bad the suckfest they might create... But still, I would like shows of Ghostbusters, Tron, Buckaroo Banzai, Back to the Future. I think Sci Fi should only let Ron Moore, or maybe J.J. Abrams even near their shows.

Fuck me in the goat ass, there is only 1 season left of Battlestar Galactica.

The only show left to mention is Stargate Atlatis, that show is ok..... but just ok

oh fucking wait, I forgot ECW, why the fuckity fuck fuck is ECW on Sci-Fi,I don't even want to talk about it.

FUCK

bonner hammer
by palewook
Aug 10th, 2007
06:05:56 AM
4TL.
"While the latest version is
by GCH888
Aug 10th, 2007
06:06:15 AM
"While the latest version is less outrageously awful than the best-known, out-of-this-universe 1980 big-screen remake, it's also much less fun, as amateurish mediocrities tend to be." I remember watching the 1980 film version in the cinema when I was a kid (obviously) and loved it even then. I always imagined they would release 3.75" figures of Flash Gordon in the same vein as Buck Rogers and CHiPs (remember them?) but they never did. A missed opportunity - a Flash Gordon figure with his Sky Chariot accessory, Klytus with dissolving body feature ... the possibilities were endless.
Charmed, Relic Hunter, South Beach, Flash Gordon...
by Yeti
Aug 10th, 2007
06:09:26 AM
Wow. He aimed for the middle and actually went lower. Craptastic!
your opinion?
by NudeandAroused
Aug 10th, 2007
06:29:26 AM
Have you seen this episode Herc? What is your view?
The Hammer Strikes Again
by Gorrister
Aug 10th, 2007
06:38:19 AM
I'll give the pilot a chance, but I wasn't even expecting much from it BEFORE I read the reviews. Although I normally don't give critics much thought, it is usually significant when they are united in their opinions. Unfortunately, this will probably just end up encouraging The Hammer to put more shows like ECW and 'Who Wants To Be A Superhero' on SciFi.
Oh dear god.
by HarryBlackPotter
Aug 10th, 2007
06:43:09 AM
That's all I gotta say about that.
With it's production values...this is no surprise to me
by Lezbo Milk
Aug 10th, 2007
06:49:24 AM
I mean come on, this thing looked like shit from the get go. You could predict this failure coming from a mile away. As far as the execs at Sci-Fi go, well, you don't really have much to do other than pull your heads out of your asses. Do you ever as anybody any questions outside your little circles? Ever? Give it a shot sometime. Now go have lunch with the soon to be unemployeed dolt who greenlit Cavemen and figure out what to do with yourselves.
Sci FI only has been
by jhpiii
Aug 10th, 2007
07:03:10 AM
Sci FI only has been BAttlestar Galactica...other than that.....everythig just sucks on that station....which is whi HIGHLANDER HE SOURCE will be there IN sEPT. insted of the theaters. It will be in good company.
Shows I guarantee you will be canceled this year
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
07:10:43 AM
Flash Gorden
Painkiller Jane
Jericho (this time for good)
Pushing Daises
Moonlight
Reaper
Cavemen
Cane
Aliens in America
Carpoolers
Friday Night Lights
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS MANSQUITO!!!
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
07:27:46 AM
Egads, how bad is this gonna be?
GORDON'S ALIVE?!?!
by chrth
Aug 10th, 2007
07:27:55 AM
I will watch it. I will never give up on this show!

...Until the Fall Season starts.

… incredibly boring, unwatchable …
by ATARI
Aug 10th, 2007
07:28:48 AM
That about sums it up.

Buy the movie DVD instead.
Gee, it sucks, I'm so shocked...
by The Ape Giggins
Aug 10th, 2007
07:30:36 AM
Did ANYONE really expect this was going to be good? And like that one review pointed out, who exactly is into Flash Gordon anymore? Are there people writing to Sci-Fi begging for a Commando Cody series?
jhpiii...
by The Ape Giggins
Aug 10th, 2007
07:33:49 AM
Doctor Who is good too but they don't make that so...I guess BSG really is their only triumph
I must agree, who didn't think this would suck?
by brokentusk
Aug 10th, 2007
07:35:03 AM
Really now, everything we've seen from this show has looked terrible (and I'm not even trying to be mean, or angry here, I'm just being honest). The sets are covered in neon lights and the cast all look like they're made out of plastic. I could have told Sci-Fi before the first episode was shot that this series would be garbage. Alas, they're run by monkeys, and monkeys don't speak English.
MOLDERING?!
by Al Delvechio
Aug 10th, 2007
07:36:51 AM
If you guys need a proof reader...I can give you a very good deal.
So, rokurgepta, what do you REALLY think of Sci-Fi?
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
07:39:11 AM
;)
For THIS they axed THE DRESDEN FILES?
by SpyGuy
Aug 10th, 2007
07:40:28 AM
Fuck you, Bonnie Hammer. If it wasn't for DOCTOR WHO and BATTLESTAR, I wouldn't even watch your piece of shit channel.
Tin Man Miniseries????
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
07:41:08 AM
Anyone have any hopes for this being good?

I WANT it to be good, but it is destined to be only slightly better than Sands of Oblivion

From Sci Fi
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
07:44:09 AM
Battlestar's Moore Signs Deal Battlestar Galactica creator Ronald D. Moore has signed a two-year deal with Universal Media Studios, Variety reported. Under the deal, Moore will continue on Battlestar, which will wrap its run on SCI FI Channel next year. Moore will simultaneously begin developing projects for the studio, with a fall 2008 series a possibility, the trade paper reported. Getting a Moore-created series on SCI FI's sister broadcast network NBC is a top priority. Moore's feature work will also include the sequel to I, Robot for 20th Century Fox and an update of The Thing for Universal Studios. (SCI FI, NBC, Universal Media Studios and Universal Pictures are all owned by NBC Universal, which also owns SCIFI.COM.)
Like we didn't know this would blow chunks...
by Kid Z
Aug 10th, 2007
07:45:15 AM
...When they announced that Mongo would be a "dystopian extradimensional world, more like the world of Mad Max" and that "the hawkmen don't have wings or fly, it more like they admire birds (chortle) and follow the way of the (BWAH-HA-HA-haaaa...) hawk." Shite-Fi Channel strikes again!
The Pittsburgh Gazette guy sucks
by chien_sale
Aug 10th, 2007
07:45:27 AM
The Dresden Files Ruled
Ming Of Mongo
by Boba Fat
Aug 10th, 2007
07:54:08 AM
For fucks sake!
Our only hope is...
by Kid Z
Aug 10th, 2007
07:55:25 AM
... No not Flash Gordon (Ahh-Ahhhhhhh!), but that Sci-Fi gets bought out, drops it's supposed "science fiction" emphasis, changes it's name to some meaningless word (Spike, etc) or meaningless combination of letters (CW, etc) and becomes the "home of suck" airing bad b-movies, dead-in-the-water pilots to never-aired shows and endless infomercials (like how Girls Gone Wild ads air on Comedy Central from 2 AM until 7 AM everyday). Then we can just ignore it completely.
This was thrice doomed.....
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 10th, 2007
08:00:48 AM
First when the film project was announced to be in the hands of Stephen 'Hack" Sommers....second when Sci Fi decided to go for the cheap option in it's tv project - the opposite way to make a successful show, with their own amazingly good Galactica remake as proof, and third by the simple fact that the 1980 Flash Gordon was as perfect as a film can be. It will never be topped by any remake, and was without doubt one of the most purely enjoyable movies made in the '80's. Fuck, it may have been camp and over the top but hell it was fantastic - and I'd take it over any of the sc-fi 'event' movies made in the last 10 years. Lucas, I'm looking at you, bitch.
Eureka
by arrangedletters
Aug 10th, 2007
08:07:41 AM
That is all.
CRAP- AH-AHHHHHHH
by mediaguypj
Aug 10th, 2007
08:14:08 AM
This show looks like a festering pile of SCI-FI CRAP. I am sorry, there is nothing that ties this to the old Flash Gordon serial other than names. If anything its closer to SG1. One of the things about the original Flash Gordon character was he was stuck on Mongo, and wtf now he can come back to earth. I would like to thank the sci-fi channel for ruining another sci-fi legend. THANKS YOU COCK-KNOCKERS!
How do I really feel
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
08:16:58 AM
Why I think Battlestar Galactica works is because the show takes itself seriously. It's edge, it's gritty, it's dramatic, the show has no problem getting down and dirty. It's a show made by adults for adults. The acting is above par, hell, everything about the show is well done, from camera work, to foley fx. The music pulls the strings of our hearts, everything is smooth. It has very high production value, and we are all lucky and blessed that it exists.

I the reason most of the shows on sci-fi suck is because the team behind the shows in all aspects of production don't take the shows seriously. If you took all the cheesy campy shit out of shows like Stargate, and made them edgier, and kills some main characters off, which Atlantis tried to do this past season, the shows would have more of a following. Take out 90% of the jokes, dim the lights, make the bad guys actually sinister, have more cliff hangers instead of episodic. I don't need 'splosions, I need drama. Most sci-fi shows have the feel of campy saturday morning cartoons, and that is why they suck.

Does sci-fi channel even turn a profit, or is it some kind of giant tax write off for Vivendi Universal?

SCI FI already did a perfect “re-imagining" of FLASH...
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Aug 10th, 2007
08:31:51 AM
…and it was called “Farscape.” We all know how they treated THAT.
The shame of it is...
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 10th, 2007
08:37:35 AM
...that the Flash Gordon 'universe' could be brilliantly redone. I don't think it would ever be able to touch the 1980 version, but much as I loved it and the serials it is certainly material that could be well updated. Going the BSG route would be a great way to update it as they can't touch the uniqueness of the '80's version, but changing it to a gritty, dark menacing version would give make it different enough to enjoy it on a seperate level. Plus, it wouldn't suck like this low rent turdfest. And who the fuck chose to put a bit actor from Smallville (Smallville, for fucks sake) in the lead role...? No offence to the guy, really, but he's not lead material. The girl playing Aura is no Ornella Muti, and that's putting it mildly, and the whole Ming of Mongo let's-not-offend-anyone reimagining is a joke. A blond non-entity put in the shoes of men like Charles Middleton and Max von Sydow? Those shoes don't fit, baby. His feet don't even touch the sides. And don't even get me started on the casting for Zarkov. Fucking Hell. That's all I have to say on that totally insane choice.
The Dresden Files Rules.
by Naxos
Aug 10th, 2007
08:40:57 AM
Flash looks like more of the same junk as recent Sci Fi shows like Painkiller Lame. I take exception to any mention of The Dresden File being associated with that garbage. It was the only new show on Sci Fi that was worth a darn and they cancelled it even after it got better ratings than BSG.
SciFi hit and miss, mostly miss.
by EvilWizardGlick
Aug 10th, 2007
08:43:00 AM
Quality shows like farscape, Invisible Man and Lexx get cancelled while crap is developed that everyone knows will suck.

As for Dresden Files, they fucked the show up by straying too far from the books. What asshole thought up the hockey stick staff and drumstick wand. Or ditching the blonde tough detective for a hispanic with a kid. Smell formula anyone?

Eureka gets better and better. The last episode was probably the best yet. Not only are the characters coherent and act within character but they have started adding the little things that a ubergeek town would have, like Robogeese.

Naxos, Dresden Files sucked.
by EvilWizardGlick
Aug 10th, 2007
08:45:24 AM
I'm biased due to reading the books first.

But they sucked the life from the show and added idiot formula ideas. Where was the VW? Why the hockey stick and drum stick? Why trade detectives?

Dresden limped from episode to episode.

Sci Fi should remake Flesh Gordon
by GreatCzarsGhost
Aug 10th, 2007
08:52:04 AM
A remake of the classic 70's Flesh Gordon would result in some of the best ratings on cable ever.
Dresden was terrific
by Bujin 1964
Aug 10th, 2007
08:54:30 AM
Loved the Dresden Files. It certainly had potential if given more than 12 episodes - Buffy, Star Trek TNG, Seinfeld and many others didn't hit their best in their first seasons either. It's a shame that networks rely on immediate mega-hits and don't give series a chance to really get a following any more.
Too many purists
by Naxos
Aug 10th, 2007
08:56:03 AM
I would never have even read the books if it wasn't for the show. Books sales tripled as a result of The Dresden Files. Would I have had a different opinion if I read the books first, mabey? That did not stop them though from making a good show. I am tired of seeing good Sci Fi and Fantasy get the shaft before it' time and the only thing new we get is low budget crud.
Flash series, movie, and old action figures
by tylermo
Aug 10th, 2007
08:59:36 AM
GCH888, I totally agree with you about the missed action figure opportunities. Truth be known, times were tight for my family during the Star Wars and Flash Gordon years. I did manage occasionally get some MIcronauts, 6 million dollar man, or MEGO superheroes, etc. But, largely just Star Wars. Still love my nearly 58 year old mother for the sweat of her single mother, waitressing brow, for buying me so much of that. Might not have gotten everything that other kids got, but I did alright. But, I digress with praising my mother for her hard work. It's funny you mentioned Flash Gordon figures. There were some 1979 F.G. cartoon figs, but none from the movie version. When I was in 5th grade, I clearly remember bullshitting my friends that there was a war rocket Ajax toy that would stab through a Ming figure. And, I also said there was a crushing Munson doll. hehe They called bullshit, but it was fun. On to more serious points...I have only seen a few pics of the new Flash actor, and maybe Dale. As soon as I heard about the drastic changes, I knew this project might be doomed. Should have taken the fun and atmosphere of the old serials and the 80 movie, mixed with some Farscape elements, and some mature writing. You might have had something then. I'll reserve some judgement until I've seen a few, but this will most likely suck. Oh well, we've still go Battlestar and Doctor Who. ANd, we had Farscape for a time, Stargate(mixed results), and the halfway decent Dune mini-series. :-(
RokurGepta...
by cyrent
Aug 10th, 2007
09:03:55 AM
"Battlestar's Moore Signs Deal" ... either you are an asshat for not posting a link to this, or incredibly more likely, you are a huge asshat for fabricating a story like that.
EvilGlick, did you actually watch THE DRESDEN FILES?
by SpyGuy
Aug 10th, 2007
09:07:00 AM
If you actually hung in past the first few episodes, you would have noticed that Valerie Cruz and Paul Blackthorne had some pretty decent chemistry together and a "blonde tough detective" would have been even more formulaic. As for the hockey stick staff and the drumstick wand, they were quirky modifications that gave the series an extra bit of charm and only mattered to hardcore fans of the books. I'm honestly surprised you weren't pissy about Terrence Mann's portrayal of Bob, who worked far better on screen than a talking skull would have.
This show needs Ornella Muti.
by Bubba Gillman
Aug 10th, 2007
09:07:38 AM
Then I'd watch.
Holy shit, ignore the above
by cyrent
Aug 10th, 2007
09:10:28 AM
I just found the press release on ScifiWire. Does this mean season 4 isn't the end of BSG?????!
Ornella Muti
by tylermo
Aug 10th, 2007
09:16:33 AM
I remember how Raquel Welch was thought to be one of the world's most beautiful celebrities. And, there's no doubt that she was. At the same time, I think Ornella Muti could have been on that list. Let's face it, the Italian actress was probably little known to any of us(including U.S. critics)until Flash Gordon. I'm not saying that she became a somebody after that role, but she was half-way decent. And, damned if she wasn't hot. I would dare say better looking than almost any known celebrity at the time. Check out her official page. As I recall, you'll be pleasantly surprised by one pic. I know that's horrible. Suffice it to say, Ornella was at her peak from the late 70's-mid 80's.
Dresden files
by optimus122
Aug 10th, 2007
09:18:30 AM
Was real good glick , sorry but your wrong about this show..it certainly blows away PKJ and I am sure it is much better then this crap that this thread is based on.
Am I the only one dumb enough to watch who wants to be
by INWOsuxRED
Aug 10th, 2007
09:23:57 AM
a superhero? It is horrible, but I love it. They lost all the funnest/stupidest people yesterday, so now all that is left is for Stan to pick someone who crys alot. I hope Fat Mama and Major Victory appear in the Feedback movie, because that guy won't be able to carry a 5 minute movie.
I could have been someone, I coulda been a Caprica...
by expert40
Aug 10th, 2007
09:25:17 AM
... instead of a bum, which, is what I am, let's face it. It does NOT surprise me that SciFi has screwed this up. The guy who wrote for Charmed? And you expect good things from this guy? It's like it's The WB all over again, where crap like Charmed and 7th Heaven get a reprieve over the greatness of Angel. SciFi could have had Caprica and chose this giant turd instead. Is ANYONE surprised?
Cyrent......season 4 is the end fortunately/unfortunate
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 10th, 2007
09:27:40 AM
ly......Moore is just signed to develop other projects including a remake of the Thing. BSG ends at season 4 which sucks because it'll be over, but is great because they'll actually get to close the story instead of getting cancelled without a resolution - which is what would happen if they tried for season 5. The show is too expensive, and the goodwill and acclaim it gets as one of the best sci-fi shows ever obviously doesn't count to the moneymen at SciFi. I think they could have kept the quality with a 5th season, but shouldn't of tried for longer than that - although I'll take 4 seasons, a tv film and a miniseries over 5 seasons and an unfinished story.
Executives are safe from crap series blowback
by kabong
Aug 10th, 2007
09:29:48 AM
1. invoked "edgy"

2. went with proven property

3. any criticism is due to you scum not appreciating that it's "re-imagining"

I could've told you it sucked from the ads alone
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 10th, 2007
09:35:20 AM
Lame
Sci-Fi channel
by fish tacos
Aug 10th, 2007
09:36:02 AM
should just wrap it up and fuck off. Stargate is and always has been the lamest POS show, other than the blonde milf with the juggage it is unwatchable. The fact that it was on as long as it was says it all. BSG is good, that's about the only thing they've gotten right. And the original movies... what the hell. I still can't figure out just how they consistently churn out that many genre movies that suck that badly.
4th reason this shitfest will fail dramatically.
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 10th, 2007
09:36:56 AM
No Queen or Queen related soundtrack....face it, whether you like them or not (and if you don't, just run out now and lay your head on the nearest railway tracks and await further instructions) their score to the '80's movie has been so inextricably linked to Flash Gordon the concept, not even including any reference to it in the show is a bad move....you can watch the serials and it not being there doesn't matter, obviously, but any post Sam Jones project needs to have a score that at least reflects the brilliance Mercury et al added to the movie. It doesn't need to be exactly the same by any means, but they need it somehow updated......even SciFi knows it as they have the music in the previews to sucker us in.....Moore included the original score via hints in the new BSG, not many but they were there and were very effective when used. This show looks so bad, I'm surprised Freddie Mercury praise-be-his-name hasn't forced his own second coming just to hold a press conference and disavow any musical involvement.
Where is my BUCK ROGERS remake????
by Squashua
Aug 10th, 2007
09:43:22 AM
A biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy.
damn
by slkboxrman
Aug 10th, 2007
09:44:48 AM
did they really cancel the dresden files ? i missed that mention...it was a great show, never read the books and dont care if they strayed, look at the new harry potter movie that left about half the book out ...now thats bad...eureka is great, and keeps gettin better...i dont care what anyone says..... as for flash,ill watch the first episode and see if it catches my attention....if not i wont watch it anymore......what they really should have turned into a full time series is fallen.... the movie and the 4 episodes theyve been showing are pretty good...
Read the scripts to these three months ago..
by Uncapie
Aug 10th, 2007
09:51:47 AM
...real crap. Flash's father is working on this teletransportation device when he goes missing. Flash n' pals are sucked up into a ray that Ming the Merciless is using on Earth to depleate its supply of raw minerals(John Carter, anyone?) and end up on Mongo. No spaceships. No cool monsters. Just Flash prancing around the universe in search of a plot. Fuck this. Universal had a limited budget and shot on the back lot with the original Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers and they did a great job fir their time. Granted, they're dated now, but I rather watch Buster Crabbe kick some Mongo ass than this new guy. The problem is, is that the people in charge are bean counters and pencil pushers. They don't have a creative gene in their blood. This is why film and tv is suffering and we, the public, reap their disenfranchised benefits. Its all about money and the bottom line, not about creating something timeless that would inspire someone or be talked about forty years later. Like it or didn't, you choose, but the Flash Gordon movie(Which had a great soundtrack and used the Alex Raymond drawings in the credits.) made in 1980 will be remembered a lot longer than this tv series tuna that will go out in a blink of an eye.
SpyGuy, Yep watched in hopes they would get better.
by EvilWizardGlick
Aug 10th, 2007
09:57:36 AM
As I said I was biased by the books.

Yes it was better than PKJ, but NOT the quality I would have liked seeing.

They diverged too far from the books and it got cancelled.

Pretty simple.

For Scifi Dresden was better than most of the new shows they throw up.

And if you hadn't read the books it wasn't bad.

Uncapie, More like Charlie Jade.
by EvilWizardGlick
Aug 10th, 2007
09:59:12 AM
"Flash n' pals are sucked up into a ray that Ming the Merciless is using on Earth to depleate its supply of raw minerals(John Carter, anyone?)"

That's the fucking Charlie Jade plot. With Ming replacing the corporation.

Where's my Crash Corrigan remakes!
by EvilWizardGlick
Aug 10th, 2007
10:02:00 AM
Crash ruled!
UMMMM....did anyone actually
by ClarkWayne
Aug 10th, 2007
10:17:38 AM
think this would be any good...i love the original movie...mostly if not all because i love Queen...and needless to say i thought a tv show was a stupid idea...anyone with me here
"Tricked Ya, Barin!" - nothing else can come close
by FloridaJones
Aug 10th, 2007
10:22:33 AM
That is all
Where is Evil Dead: the Series?
by KryptonOne
Aug 10th, 2007
10:33:49 AM
I wants me some kick-Ash TV!
EvilWizardGlick, you're right!
by Uncapie
Aug 10th, 2007
10:35:50 AM
Why these jerks didn't go to the source(The comic strips.) is beyond me. So much to use there. "Oh, we have to re-imagine Flash, so we'll just steal, whoops, we mean be 'inspired' from John Carter or Charlie Jade!" Fuck that! Roger Corman could have done a better job than these guys!
Was there any doubt?
by PwnedByStallone
Aug 10th, 2007
10:47:35 AM
Flush Gordon I say. See what I did there?
The Filmation Cartoon
by DS9Sisko
Aug 10th, 2007
10:47:49 AM
Despite the mind numbing repetition of the many animation shots (because it was being done on the cheap), the first season of The New Animated Adventures of Flash Gordon was a stunning acheivement for its time and still puts many animated shows today, especially most nonsensical and vastly overrated Japanese anime crap, to shame.
Anchorite, stop talking such shit.
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 10th, 2007
10:57:12 AM
Of course it's fine to like silly shows, as ong as that's not all you like, but frankly there's enough banality and medicre shows on the box these days....wouldn't it have been nice if the SciFi channel had hired people to remake Flash who had the talent of the people behind the new BSG, and also who had the same level of respect and a desire to make a great show? Because these fuckers sure didn't. There's enough crap on tv - and for a character as beloved as Flash Gordon, a crap remake/reimagining just isn't good enough.
"Quality shows like... Lexx get cancelled"
by Mockingbird Girl
Aug 10th, 2007
11:04:15 AM
EvilWizardGlick, are you HIGH???
I thought it was about Flash
by DocMHumphrey
Aug 10th, 2007
11:15:00 AM
I thought it was about Flash going to Mongo, representing the human spirit with Dale and Zarchov in tow.

What we get is warehouses, backyards, and robots in Flash's suburban home. Flash isn't even a football player, he's a track star or something. I haven't seen it yet and I don't want to judge. I want to give it a chance first. I did that for 'Transformers' and I enjoyed the changes and the film. Sadly, I think this feels like it could be cliches tied together.
Dresden
by mreeez
Aug 10th, 2007
11:16:10 AM
The Dresden Files differed from the books for a variety of logical reasons. If you want to read them, head over to the Jim Butcher boards. I've read all the books and liked the show for what it was, an alternate take on the books for a different medium. Maybe down the line there will be some movies that are closer to the books. Too bad SciFi keeps putting out crap that they make and cancel the quality stuff that they don't make (Dresden was made by Lionsgate).
Fuck'n Shitheads at Sci-fi
by picardsucks
Aug 10th, 2007
11:26:49 AM
they make one great show, Galactica, and they think they are Omnipotent. Assholes. Let the firings begin!!!! Hopefully they can bring in some new creators and salvage things. Why not just continue where the movie left off??? Why does everything have to be some sort of bruding political allegory shot with a high gloom factor in the woods of Vancouver??? When did science fiction writers and creators become some politically correct pussies that they can't portray a major villian as a minority, because we all know every last bad guy in history was white and blond. Oh they all think they are soooo clever and avante garde, and we are just to stupid to understand their elevated way of seeing society and how sci-fi represents it's ills. Oh we can't use the Queen song, it's too 80's too campy. Dumb, coked up, Saki-bomb drinking, hack shitheads. You fucked up what could have been a really cool franchise, hope you still have your aprons because you are about to get your old jobs back waiting tables at Spago and telling the real talent that comes in what an honor it is to meet them and how you are trying to break in to the business yourselves. You Shit-fucks!!!
Dresden Files
by Bluejack
Aug 10th, 2007
11:35:54 AM
I was looking forward to the story developing. I didn't think the writing was that bad. The hispanic detective was a hotty, and not a bad actress as well. I'm surprised it got the can.
As a Canadian, let me just say.............
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 10th, 2007
11:55:18 AM
yeah, we tend to wreck shit up here(see Bon Cop, Bad Cop. Highwaymen, etc.)
Don't know about the show
by skydemon
Aug 10th, 2007
12:00:36 PM
because I've not seen it, but there isn't anything interesting about the trailers. Just looks like a watered down version of Smallville to me. Eureka is good, It's on my DVR weekly record list, don't understand the negativity here about that show, NO it's not Galactica, but It's not supposed to be either. Does It Entertain? That is the key to success or failure of any show. I'm going to give the FG pilot a chance, I'll at least watch that, if it fails to interest me, I've got better things to do with my time, simple as that.
OUR SPY CATCHES FLASH GORDON IN A PIZZA HUT UNIFORM
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 10th, 2007
12:04:06 PM
I recommend the Ming the Merciless pie, with Sriracha flavored chicken and a cheese-stuffed crust.

Only for a limited time

Only at Pizza Hut

Dresden Files Sucked
by offput
Aug 10th, 2007
12:09:38 PM
At least Eureka's writing isn't atrocious; they are a comedic sci-fi show, which isn't that common now that BSG has introduced the "depress the fuck out of the audience" technique of sci-fi writing. Dresden Files on the other hand is a really really weak version of Supernatural which is saying something cause Supernatural isn't that great anyways.
Always look on the bright side....
by Richard Thornberg
Aug 10th, 2007
12:14:55 PM
If not for Sci Fi's sweetly retarded tomfoolery, would we think to revel in the glory of the 1980 version? "Oh well... Who wants to live forever? Ha ha ha ha... DIIIIIVE!"
Irony
by Marduk
Aug 10th, 2007
12:38:49 PM
Sure is funny to see SciFi use a full day marathon of Firefly to shill this piece of shit. And by 'funny' I mean 'Jesus wept'.
Hey Al Delvechio the proofreader...
by wetzello
Aug 10th, 2007
12:45:33 PM
"If you guys need a proof reader...I can give you a very good deal." Sorry, they are looking for someone who really knows the English language, and knows that molder is a word. Maybe you didn't learn that one in your Dick and Jane reader.
INWOsuxRED you aren't the only one.
by FrodoFraggins
Aug 10th, 2007
12:54:34 PM
"Who wants to be a superhero" is completely assinine. But for some reason I feel compelled to watch that trainwreck. That feedback flick is going to be REALLY REALLY bad. I just don't see how it can't be. that guy has no charisma.
"Now if someone made a television show based on Tron."
by SG7
Aug 10th, 2007
12:59:48 PM
The did. It was called "Automan." Oh so bad.
A PC, blond Ming the Merciless equals...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
01:02:28 PM
PURE, UNADULTERATED CRAP!!!!!!!! >:O

That ALONE destroys any possibility that this Flash Gordon is, in any way, worth wasting a second watching.

If the creators are too cowardly to even make a character as iconic as Ming LOOK Asian, for fear of "offending" someone, then they don't deserve having any part in a Flash Gordon production.

It would've been better to have Ming DEAD and cast this guy as "Hans, Ming's Swedish — and slightly testy — half-brother" than to insult our intelligence like this.

The guy's name is MING, idiots!!! He's ASIAN, not Canadian!!! >:O

I have seen the pilot....
by SG7
Aug 10th, 2007
01:02:49 PM
...and yes, it does suck as much ass as these reviews imply.

SciFi Channel is run by a cadre of retarded one-armed epeleptic monkeys.

And yeah, WTF is up with "ECW?" What's next? NASCAR?
Oh, and AUTOMAN was awesome!!! :)
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
01:05:35 PM
Some people just have no taste.
Atlantis any darker by killing a character? NOPE
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
01:25:57 PM
http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire /index.php?category=3&id=43135 &type=0

McGillion Talks Atlantis Return Paul McGillion, who will be returning to Stargate Atlantis in the role of Dr. Carson Beckett for a two-episode arc during the upcoming fourth season, told SCI FI Wire that it feels great to be back on the show after nearly a year away. "Honestly, it feels like coming home," McGillion said in an interview on the phone from the set in Vancouver, Canada. "And everyone's been so terrific to me. The crew gave me a little round of applause when I came back on the set. And that was really sweet. That felt really nice. And everyone's been really gracious towards me, and it's just been really nice. I love the character, and the chance to reprise Beckett is my pleasure." McGillion's character perished in an explosion near the end of the third season, causing an outcry among fans, who began a Save Carson Beckett campaign in an attempt to bring him back. McGillion said he's been encouraged by the all fan support, but was still somewhat surprised when he got the call to come back. "When the fellas told me that they were going to be making some changes with the cast and stuff, they said, 'No one ever dies in sci-fi,'" McGillion said. "I was kind of surprised, but having heard a lot of the fan reaction and stuff, I think it was a big thing when my character died, and I think that has a lot to do with the writing they gave the character and the opportunity to play such a fun character and a well-loved character. A lot of people have called him the heart of Atlantis. And I think the fans really stood behind that and rallied behind the character a lot. So I was flattered and obviously thrilled to come back." The details of the episodes are being kept under wraps, but McGillion assured fans that they would be satisfied with his role in the story. "They gave me a really great storyline," he said. "I think the fans will appreciate it. Beckett has a lot to do in the storyline that they've given the character. So I'm really happy with it. I think it's a really great way to bring Beckett back. Without going into any details, because I really can't, he's heavily, heavily based in the episodes. They'll see a lot of Beckett." The future of the character beyond the two episodes remains unclear, but McGillion is open to the possibility of coming back on a more permanent basis. "We'll see what happens," he said." I don't know what their plans are for the character or where I'm going to be, but it's always a pleasure to come back and work on the show, that's for sure. So I'm not ruling anything out." In addition to McGillion's return, Atlantis viewers can also look forward to guest appearances by Torri Higginson (Dr. Elizabeth Weir) and Stargate SG-1's Christopher Judge (Teal'c) in the upcoming fourth season. Stargate: Atlantis will return on Sept. 28 in a new timeslot on Fridays at 10 p.m. PT/ET. —Cindy White

"Badly written... and done on the cheap."
by bswise
Aug 10th, 2007
01:34:28 PM
Sounds just like Stargate. Well, here are five simple warning signs for cheap, tax write-off SciFi shows: 1. The steam-powered warehouse spaceship. (You know, the giant poorly-lit spaceship interior with lots of metal catwalks, steampipes, and hanging chains, just like... the old warehouse where is was shot, *cough* BG Pilot *cough*. The original Alien opened the slucegates for this one.) 2. Aliens who look just like hu-mans, but with crap glued onto their foreheads ('nuff said). 3. Lame "portal" effect instead of spaceships. 4. Lots and lots of scenes set on early 21st century Earth (suburban homes, parking garages, generic woods, bowling alleys, studio hallway behind set, etc., ...) 5. Rolling desk chairs from Office Depot on the the bridge of the spaceship. (For me, BG jumped the shark in the pilot when the Galactica was hit and somebody on the bridge rolled in their 1970's-style office chair right into a plate-glass windo in the middle of the bridge—now there's some engineering!) Anybody else?
I like Eureka mach5
by PVIII
Aug 10th, 2007
01:39:29 PM
but clearly BSG is superior. two different types of shows though. Bonnie Hammer can suck it. MAKE A LOST ROOM SERIES PEOPLE!!!!
"flashes (heh) of promise"
by AxeBox
Aug 10th, 2007
01:44:14 PM
Entertainment Weekly just used internet slang. LOLZ.
Ming as an "Alien"
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
02:02:21 PM
Would be cool, if they really made him look "alien," and didn't just put a knob on his forehead like on Star Trek. Otherwise, what would be the point, since he's an alien already in the Flash Gordon universe? He simply looks Asian, just like the Vulcans.

Which, I suppose, could mean that "we Westerners" haven't gotten beyond being as racist, chauvinistic and ethnocentric as some of us would like to think. Star Wars prequels, anyone? Personally, I think it's just part of being human.

Unfortunately, Sci-Fi didn't choose that route, instead giving us this limp, watered-down, politically-correct garbage consisting of a white, blond, handsome, Canadian "Ming the Slightly-Annoyed"!

Sorry, but give me a politically-INCORRECT Ming anyday over this! I don't care if the character WAS created during the "Yellow Scare" era, he's iconic and been around for 70 years. Just like Shiwan Khan, Charlie Chan or Dr. Fu Manchu. Either use him as a recognizable figure, or for heaven's sake, don't use him at all!!!

By NOT doing so and trying to be PC, the Sci-Fi Channel simply cut the show's throat before it even aired, by castrating it's most recognizable character — and main villian — and making him look and act like a milksop, simply so SOMEONE, somewhere wouldn't be offended.

Judging from the reviews, it didn't work. I'm SHOCKED...

Lost Room Series
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
02:03:38 PM
would be FANTASTIC, that means it will never happen
Oh, and AUTOMAN...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
02:10:11 PM
Is awesome, just like Adam West's Batman is. You don't have to be 11 to enjoy it. It's wholesome fun for the entire FAMILY! :)
FLASH byyyye iiiiiii you are goonneee...
by new alien
Aug 10th, 2007
02:18:51 PM
Sorry the buzz is so strong against this the people working on this should just tell their agents to start looking for their next gig. The creators just don't get it and go so far from the source material and start to get too PC and boom craptacular failure!! I am finding less and less to see on SCIFI these days. I only dig BSG, EUREKA, DR. WHO and SG-A. While these shows tend to vary in quality they do have their own feel and style. While some may be upset that BSG is a remake like FG to a degree the original source material was not around as long as FLASH GORDON and not as set in foundation in the type of property it was. The 1980 film was pretty close to the source, the Filmation cartoon was even closer. From what I have read in reactions to this show FLASH GORDON has a strong association with a certain look to Ming, rock ships, fun stylized art deco alien settings, all types of creatures, wild gals, sword play, hawkmen, etc. It seems they tossed most of it this material that made FLASH GORDON what it was. It is like a SLIDERS SG-1-FLASH GORDON we get that is production designed badly and tossed out to be destroyed. I know many of you brought it up that FARSCAPE was actually closer to a modern FLASH GORDON show that what the FGINO will show tonight. I have to agree there and they just cut that show down. I have to think with the Sommers FLASH GORDON film that was to be, that would of been closer to the feel than this. Funny thing for a brief moment I had a touch of hope that this would be a fun/cool show. Ha hahahha gee it is on the SCIFI channel where something of quality is rare and it seems accidental. Well to end on a twisted note I may actually tape this and watch it. It could be fun to abuse my sense of what could of been.;) Oh well it is just another show. A true FLASH GORDON film/series at this point my never be made or it it is it will be several years from now. Rockets are go and I am outta here.;)
Automan WAS cool...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
02:30:07 PM
but also wasn't intended to be straight adventure. They cast Desi Arnez Jr. as the nebbish lead, for goodness sake! Everytime Automan drove around a corner, Desi's face got flattened against the window! That's not camp???

It's not like they intended it to be Knight Rider or The Incredible Hulk. It was a light-hearted action series, which was really a LOT of fun! I think you're remembering it as intending to be more serious than it ever really was.

Apparently, The REAL Ming...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
02:37:38 PM
Sent his website address to the creators of the new Sci-Fi series.

www.mingthemerciless .com/

Don't knock nostalgia, MOM...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
02:46:12 PM
It makes life at LOT more fun and enjoyable! Otherwise, we couldn't appreciate ANYTHING that didn't match the same standards as today's... from old films, cars, comics or anything else. And 20 years from now, you won't be able to appreciate TODAY'S cultural offerings!

You need to loosen up more... watch some Automan. :)

Siskel and Ebert liked the Star Wars movies
by INWOsuxRED
Aug 10th, 2007
03:08:50 PM
and they were and still are the only critics I've ever paid attention to.
You know everyone fucks up "Flash Gordon"
by Gozu
Aug 10th, 2007
03:18:58 PM
The Alex Raymond strips are brilliant, yet everyone tries to update them or just references the serials. "Flash Gordon" doesn't need to be rebooted, he just needs a better adaptation.
Karen Cliche is in it!!!
by Ka Dargo
Aug 10th, 2007
03:48:39 PM
Even if it does suck at least that hottie is gonna be a bounty hunter. She was yummy in Mutant X and looks like she went back to the black hair. Not many look good goin blonde.
maybe Dresden could get a firefly following
by theonecalledshoe
Aug 10th, 2007
04:20:49 PM
going to renew the show. It was decent. Harry Potter for adults. As for the Flash Gordon show, meh, not surprised (see Superman Returns and compare and contast.) At least Queen got some money. The OG camp fest FG was the best! Now the upcoming Highlander movie, I wonder...
Ming the Mercilously Sarcastic
by bswise
Aug 10th, 2007
04:27:09 PM
But wait, what's this about a FARSCAPE Web-series!!! "San Diego, CA (Comic-Con) July 28, 2007 — More good news for Farscape fans! Series Creator Rockne S. O’Bannon has signed on to executive produce and develop stories for the new 10-episode webisode series based on the beloved show. Produced for SCIFI.COM by The Jim Henson Company, in association with RHI Entertainment, the Farscape Web series is a groundbreaking endeavor that proves that television series can live again via new digital platforms. O’Bannon will work closely with executive producers Brian Henson and Robert Halmi, Jr., and SCIFI.COM’s Craig Engler, to develop the online show’s storyline, which will revive and expand the Farscape universe. Each episode is anticipated to run 3-6 minutes in length. “The characters, creatures, passions, conflicts and barely contained lunacy of the Farscape universe have never stopped. We just haven't had a window into that universe lately to see what's currently happening there. Well now we do. And it ain't calm, and it ain't pretty, and it ain't like anything anyone is going to expect. But it is totally Farscape,” promised O’Bannon....]"
Mercilessly Bad Spelling There
by bswise
Aug 10th, 2007
04:28:57 PM
egads
Bring back I-Man and G vs. E
by _Maltheus_
Aug 10th, 2007
04:56:49 PM

Those were cheap shows that at least had some cool writing. Hell, I'd settle for Invisible Man on DVD at least. Why doesn't sci-fi want my money? At least this Flash News has encouraged my to add the 80s version to my Netflix queue. I haven't seen that in a while. But I won't be checking out this show.

I'm all but done with Sci-Fi. I may still watch Atlantis to see what comes of the shakeup, but I've never thought much of that show. And I guess I'll stick with BSG since it's the last season (if they do renew it for a 5th, I'm done now). It seems like I'm quickly getting to the point where Sci-Fi will no longer hold a place in my lineup. It's pretty sad when a channel supposedly dedicated to science fiction can't even hold on to science fiction fans. It's not like we have anywhere else to go, but I'll go watch paint dry instead. Bonner Hammer's name is starting to get up there with Berman and Bragga. She obviously bribed, fucked or blackmailed somebody for the job. Fucking Hollywood nepotism. A true free market would eat her alive.

Starring the guy who looked wooden next to Tom Welling
by Big Bad Clone
Aug 10th, 2007
05:19:09 PM
and filmed in the woods where they did that Beast Master series comes the least interesting looking series ever.

Karen Cliche being involved means I'll only see part of it once. I mean Jewel Straite can't even get me to watch Stargate: Atlantis.

I'm scared to even watch this...
by Alfred_Packer
Aug 10th, 2007
05:25:04 PM
I love the movie so much, I don't the stench of anything else to taint my memory when I'm watching it.
Oh, and there are action figures coming out...
by Alfred_Packer
Aug 10th, 2007
05:29:19 PM
Entertainment Earth and couple other sites have some screen shots. Just Flash and Ming so far (october or November I think), but Man, O, Man, will I buy the whole run. Still pisses me off that Sam J Jones and Melody Anderson recorded a commentary for the film about two years ago and Universal left it off the sodding disc.
Peter Hume...
by jimmy rabbitte
Aug 10th, 2007
05:37:00 PM
...sniffs Ron Moore's anal vapors...

...finds no inspiration.

FLASH! A-AAAAAAAAAAA He'll bore everyone of us....

Screw Flash!
by Alientoast
Aug 10th, 2007
05:42:37 PM
Why not pump that production money into those Farscape Webisodes...then turn them into actual episodes!
sci fi channel has officially jumped the shark
by sokitome
Aug 10th, 2007
05:44:21 PM
Everything on that channel sucks! Cmon why do u think they had 150 million season of SG1 which is crap. EVERYTHING sucks on this channel including, and I know I will get alot of shit for this from talkbackers, including BATTLESTAR GALACTICA....yeah I said, so what wanna fight about it?......bring it on talkbackers...lol
Beastmaster quality
by borisF
Aug 10th, 2007
05:54:03 PM
I somebody said it reaks of Beastmaster. What a stupud show that was. 22 episodes SciFi? Really? It must be really cheap.
Can't be more retarded than shuttepod_10
by MstrShake
Aug 10th, 2007
06:48:46 PM
.
Hey, don't complain
by skydemon
Aug 10th, 2007
07:20:34 PM
Remember the SciFi channel of yesteryear, endless re-runs of 1960's and 70's sciFi. Hey, at least there's some effort today to do something original, even though the greater percentage of attempts unfortunately miss than hit. Producing shows isn't cheap, and a series must make $$ or no SciFi Channel kiddos, like it or not, it's a business first. WWF on SciFi though, that decision stumps me.
"Flash Gordon"? Ahhh! Ahhhhh!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by MrMysteryGuest
Aug 10th, 2007
07:26:39 PM
(Runs away)
wow this stinks already...
by jccalhoun
Aug 10th, 2007
08:01:40 PM
slo-mo run through the woods to start the series? Whose idea was that?
SciFI Channel has sucked longer than an 80 yr old trick
by Killahertz9
Aug 10th, 2007
08:08:10 PM
I'll be surpised when something decent comes out of that place, until then, W.G.A.S. about that Channel.
Maybe this means that...
by NoHubris
Aug 10th, 2007
08:23:47 PM
...BSG will get a Season 5!
Offtopic, but if you're buying the Jericho Season 1 DVD
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
08:27:21 PM
You need to be aware of some stuff. It has two featurettes and audio commentaries on 5 episodes (Pilot: The First 17 Hours, Fallout, Rogue River, Red Flag and Vox Populi), but what's troubling is this found on the rear box art:

"Some music has been changed for this home entertainment version" and "Some episodes may be edited from their original network versions."

The music rights cost plague rears its ugly head again, but wtf with the edited episodes?

For proof:
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
08:27:53 PM
http://tvshowsondvd.com/newsit em.cfm?NewsID=7818
I'm getting a vibe...
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
08:29:38 PM
That this talkback is going to be miles more entertaining than the premiere. NOW WHERE THE FRELL IS THE PAINKILLER JANE TB, HERC?

[/sarcasm] ;)

Didn't see this coming...
by Mondo47
Aug 10th, 2007
08:33:03 PM
SciFi pulled the plug on Farscape, then pour cash into shite like Mansquito... you can't expect them to do anything right. Tossers. Let's hope they don't discover Blake's Seven anytime soon. I'm now going to stick my head out of my window and scream "Freeze, you bloody bastards!" at the top of my voice to salute the one, true Flash Gordon.
Well, there is a silver lining to this series
by Lighthouse
Aug 10th, 2007
08:34:40 PM
Because of this series, they finally released the 1980 movie on DVD, and now my childhood movie collection is complete.
Which is the worse entertainment offering today, then?
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
08:39:00 PM
Daddy Day Camp or Flash Gordon?
Worst Show Ever
by NHRonin
Aug 10th, 2007
08:50:43 PM
Wow, what is this a high school version of Flash Gordon? The campy Dino D. version is far better than this crap. Who's idea was it to make Ming into Bill Clinton?
Flash.....Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh
by NHRonin
Aug 10th, 2007
08:57:39 PM
He screwed every one of us...... Trash....Ahhhhhh.....Ahhhhhhh. .... Sci Fi can kiss my ass...... Trash.....Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh
FLASH GORDON HAS CHOSEN HD-DVD. HERE'S WHY.
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
08:58:08 PM
Why ask why?
What they should have dones.
by RCFOM
Aug 10th, 2007
09:00:33 PM
Is just set the series sometime after the last movie ended. While the first movie is definately craptastic it is very enjoyable to watch. I would have loved watching a series that is a continuation on the last movie. Also not having the Queen song is just beyond stupid.
Ok, guess this really sucks.
by skydemon
Aug 10th, 2007
09:09:56 PM
I'm not watching it, it's recording. Reading the posts here and things ain't soundin good. So I guess I'm eating up DVR space for this crap when I could be saving it for better stuff like Judge Judy or something.
They should have bought Primeval
by jccalhoun
Aug 10th, 2007
09:12:28 PM
This has a lot of similarities to ITV's Primeval but even with all the flaws Primeval was miles better.

One thing that would have immediately made this show better was getting rid of the nerdy science guy who told us all the backstory. Ummmm, ever hear of show don't tell??? Leave him out and the plot still works but it is a lot more mysterious and interesting.
Buster Crabbe is doing somersaults in his grave.
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
09:17:55 PM
really sucks
by NudeandAroused
Aug 10th, 2007
09:18:17 PM
I think that one would have to work really hard to screw this up. That is what happened here. The production staff seems to work really hard to screw up a story and cast that is such a classic. Amazingly bad. Simpson commericial is the highlight.
I tuned in late
by jocutus
Aug 10th, 2007
09:20:35 PM
Why are they looking for an IMAX theater? Seriously, it would be more convincing if they just called it the "I-MacGuffin". Everytime they say IMAX I expect them to check the paper for movie listings.
THIS SHOW STILL ON???
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
09:21:22 PM
Why do Flash and his mom...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
09:25:14 PM
Look like they're the same age?
Great... Not only is Ming blond and Canadian,
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
09:31:01 PM
The guy's a midget, as well! What is he — 5'6"??? His daughter towers over him!

Way to completely ruin one of the coolest villians in science fiction, SciFi Channel! Next up: Darth Vader wearing a beige jumpsuit and flip-flops...

24
by NudeandAroused
Aug 10th, 2007
09:32:04 PM
I would rather watch Season 6 of 24.
needs a serious rewrite and recasting
by jccalhoun
Aug 10th, 2007
09:34:25 PM
The plot was just needlessly long to get that 90 minute length. Trim it down to 60 minutes and it might have some life to it.

The actress who plays Aura is so horrible. She just sucks the life out of every scene she's in. Kill off her character and bring in the character's "sister" or something.
What the hell was that
by tgamble
Aug 10th, 2007
09:35:04 PM
OK so Ming is played by a midget (his daughter is taller than him). They live on freakin Dawson's Creek and can use the Stargate to move between worlds. There are no Hawkmen but there may be Coatpeople (I open jacket and can fly). Oh wait...he isn't even a football player. Come on a runner can not beat Ming. To top it all off where was the wooded stump with all the holes that you have to stick your arm in and hope not to die?
No Not Za Boreverms!!!!
by picardsucks
Aug 10th, 2007
09:39:27 PM
Holy christ it was even worse that I thought it was going to be!!! I am stupified at how beyond shitty it was. Ming the blond accountant. Yikes!!! Many people deserve to be shitcanned for this hunk of shit!!! Jesus Christ would it have been that difficult to just pick up where the movie left off??? Sci Fi please just do what you do best airing reruns of the Six Million Dollar Man and Incredible Hulk, you bunch of baboons!!!
Insulting
by A-COD
Aug 10th, 2007
09:40:07 PM
I didn't just see that did I? You would have to set out on purpose to come up with something this bad. Did 2 producers realize that you could make more money off of a bomb than a hit? Seriously this looked like it was shot in my back yard for about seven dollars. Flash is a marathon runner? Scratch that, there is no reason to nitpick this disaster. I feel insulted. BOO! SciFi Channel BOO! HISS! BOOOOOOOO!
shuttlepod_10
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
09:40:29 PM
You Sir are a moron
Based on the pilot, I'll keep watching - FOR NOW
by Pardon_My_Zinger
Aug 10th, 2007
09:43:55 PM
I say this as a Flash Gordon fan from WAY back - when I was a kid, they ran the original movie serials on our local PBS station, and I thought they were just the COOLEST SHIT EVER (okay, maybe not so much the third of them, "Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe" - easily the weakest of the trilogy, it's the "Return of the Jedi" of the Depression era, despite the cool title. But the first two - KICK ASS - and happy to say hold up, got 'em on DVD) That said, if one is going to be a PURIST, at the very least they'll take issue with the liberties which this version takes with the original serials and comic strip - in this way, at least, the 1980 version, love it or hate it, was more loyal (No Dr. Zarkoff in this one?) Let me just say that while I don't have a problem with the passage between Earth and Mongo being a dimensional riff (as opposed to getting there by rocket ship), I do hope that after a point they aren't able to just travel between the two places pretty much at will - if that's the case, are they in any REAL danger? Nah, up the ante on that one. BTW as for the New York Post's review - I live in the NYC area and like everyone else who lives here I know damn well that NOBODY takes that rag seriously for ANYTHING (and you'll note that they're the only one of the reviews listed here that ripped it to complete shreads).
Look on the bright side...
by Pennsy
Aug 10th, 2007
09:44:30 PM
Only 106 days left until we get to see 'Razor', the BSG prequel.
I feel so dirty
by Gorrister
Aug 10th, 2007
09:51:27 PM
I don't think I'll ever be able to wash the stink of this show off of me.
Dr. Zarkov AKA George Costanza
by picardsucks
Aug 10th, 2007
09:54:52 PM
Worse than a German Scat film!!!!
Stargate Mongo
by BrandLoyalist
Aug 10th, 2007
09:55:15 PM
Flash Gordon has spaceships. SPACESHIPS. These people were stepping through more freakin' portals - ones that looked like they were made on a PC using the Wormhole Tool with all the default settings. And the script! "He's going to be one despondent despot." And Flash is what, a triple-jump champion or something? And how non-threatening and unimpressive is Ming? How much of an idiot is Zarkov? Why did they come back from Mongo and load luggage into a cab? Series: DIVE!
Razor
by Gorrister
Aug 10th, 2007
10:01:40 PM
Wish I could get excited about this. Unfortunately, Season Three killed the BSG fan inside me. I just don't care anymore. But I am definately glad to have Doctor Who on SciFi at the moment. Shame SciFi can't make shows like that for their own network.
Positivly Horrid
by KippWade
Aug 10th, 2007
10:06:40 PM
Just finished watching it myself... and I just cannot believe that I watched the whole thing. This was horrendous. I actually liked the 1980 film better than this snoozefest! At least the 1980 film was entertaining! The trailer for next weeks episode actualy made me go "WHAT THE FUCK!??!" Did any of the makers of this show actually WATCH the original serials?? By the time the last 30 minutes of the pilot hit... I was actually looking forward to the commercial breaks. I'm leaving to pop in my real Flash Gordon DVD, just so I can wash that bad tase out of my brain.
Season 3
by NoHubris
Aug 10th, 2007
10:11:06 PM
All BSG had to do was use the writers that made Season One great. Come to think of it, FLASH GORDON should've used those writers since they were under-employed on Season 3 BSG.
If they cancel this now, how fast can a movie happen?
by Drath
Aug 10th, 2007
10:14:17 PM
I mean it's been like ten years since that bad cartoon show that last attempted to bring back Flash came and went--and that was fifteen years after the Flash Gordon TV show and movie came out (not counting Defenders of the Earth which was pretty good). So if they cancel this dreck now--and it is dreck, Ming alone is such a colossal misfire that I can't imagine ever letting the idiots responsible near anything comic-book inspired again--how quick will the turn around be for getting a PROPER Flash Gordon movie/project into production? Are we better off hoping against hope that lighting strikes this shit bomb and turns it into gold, or is this going to mire us in mediocre blandness for at least another decade before Flash has another shot? I'm really disappointed, they did everything fans said not to do just about--maybe the Bush Administration is running Sci-Fi now. Lord I actually wish Sephen Sommers had made his movie with Ashton Kutcher now. And yes, my eyeballs bled after ten minutes of Van Helsing just like everybody else's, but at least I can laugh about that now.
What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?
by NHRonin
Aug 10th, 2007
10:19:26 PM
...and he's on a steaming pile of dogshit? God, this show was atrocious. It reminded me of those cheap badly made eighties era syndicated shows like War of the Worlds (which was still infinitely better than this).
Yeah, ShabbyBlue, I assumed...
by Pardon_My_Zinger
Aug 10th, 2007
10:27:13 PM
That the character was meant to be the variation on Zarkoff in this version, the character through whom Flash and Dale end up on Mongo. Again, I'm trying not to let purism hinder my ability to enjoy the show - which I still say, despite some undeniable problems, wasn't nearly as bad as some of the other posters seem to maintain (btw one last thought regarding the original serials - I mentioned that I loved them when they aired on PBS when I was a kid - at the risk of revealing my approximate age this was in the mid-1970s; when "Star Wars" came out, then, I was excited to see THAT because it was being touted as a new version of "Flash Gordon").
Tell me more about this man Houdini
by picardsucks
Aug 10th, 2007
10:32:26 PM
War Rocket Ajax - fucking cool!!! New show - Created by Max Bialistock, Springtime for Ming
fucking lame
by RokurGepta
Aug 10th, 2007
10:36:38 PM
why will talking about interdimensional travel somehow bring about the end of the world?
Flesh Gordon was better than this.
by yeah i'm a jerk!
Aug 10th, 2007
10:39:30 PM
seriously, Flesh Gordon was truer to Alex Raymond's strip than this crap, and it was a grade z porno. so far in nearly 80 years, no one has been able to top Buster Crabbe's serials. sure the 1980 movie was fun, and I rushed out and bought the dvd this week, but the 1936 serial was the best. good luck sci-fi channel. you suck, and this is a perfect example of why. the part that pisses me off the most is the stupid guy playing Ming. dude did not resemble Ming in the least. Max Von Sydow, and Charles Middleton rule!
One Last Thought...
by Pardon_My_Zinger
Aug 10th, 2007
10:39:57 PM
Being live-action, this verison of "Flash Gordon" is inevitably going to be compared to the 1980 version (it's perhaps a safe bet that more people who might be watching it are more familiar with that one than the original 1930s serials; and certainly more than the 1950s TV version - little seen though it IS available on DVD. But I digress...). As the 1980 version - again, love it or hate it - can inarguably be described as OVER THE TOP, I think that this version makes a conscious effort to be, by clear contrast, UNDERSTATED and even SUBTLE. QUIET, almost. Now, whether this will sustain it remains to be seen.(and the general concenus on this TalkBack seems to be that it won't. But once again, I'm going to give it a chance)
Ming should be the merciless principal
by kabong
Aug 10th, 2007
10:52:22 PM
of the high school where Flash Gordon plays football and Dale Arden is his cheerleader/girlfriend.

Or Dale Arden can be Flash's homosexual buddy.

Aura can be a foreign exchange student.

Zarkov can be Flash's uncool nerd buddy who hacks the school computer.

You just know this could be a dynamic concept, if only the network will greenlight it.

BTW, I'm fukn jokn.

Now that they fucked up Flash...
by Johnno
Aug 10th, 2007
10:53:54 PM
That relaunch of Buck Rogers will never get off the ground... :(
No surprise, but a slight disappointment
by GaiustheBrave
Aug 10th, 2007
11:02:03 PM
As to the person who implied that a show taking itself seriously is a necessary and sufficient condition for being good I would like to point out that there are plenty of piles of excrement sitting in video stores right now made by people who took them seriously. Also, there are plenty of movies and shows made by people that realize the absurdity of what's going on and the tongue-in-cheek humor and intended camp that follow can make for passable entertainment. That being said, I enjoy Eureka for the fact that its a fast food meal of a show. It's good for what it is, and it does its job. (It entertains, then it's forgotten.) I wouldn't dream of comparing it to BSG, but not every show has to be a masterpiece. There's room for the Piers Anthonys, too. Flash Gordon's problem is that it fails to be meaningless fun, and that's all it could really hope for.
MING THE uh... guy over there...
by Big Bad Clone
Aug 10th, 2007
11:05:29 PM
This Ming and Dr. Doom from the Fantastic Four movies must hang out at the same salon to get pedis and manscaped.

That Tremors series doesn't sem so bad now. Neither does Mansquito.

Queen rules!!!
by GalactusZ
Aug 10th, 2007
11:22:32 PM
Long live Freddie Mercury!!!
Just to take the bad taste out of everyone's mouth...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 10th, 2007
11:25:54 PM
Here's a link to the Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe serial (1940) for streaming video or download. Someone forward it to the research department at Sci-Fi Channel.

...on second thought, don't bother. It'd just confuse them.

http://www.archive.org /details/flash_gordon_ep1

The reviews are in...
by gothfae
Aug 10th, 2007
11:32:07 PM
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body.
M.I.N.O.
by KnightShift
Aug 10th, 2007
11:39:18 PM
Ming In Name Only
Anybody recall WIZARDS AND WARRIORS from the early 80s?
by DarthCorleone
Aug 10th, 2007
11:39:30 PM
They should bring that show back.
I might still have my Gold Key comic books of Flash
by kabong
Aug 10th, 2007
11:45:02 PM
Maybe even some Gold Key Star Trek comics drawn by artists who had never seen the TV series.

Like Rambo, TV is expendable.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?
by DarthCorleone
Aug 11th, 2007
12:17:26 AM
Did Flash Gordon ever shuttle back and forth between Mongo and Earth in the original source material? All I really know is the 1980 movie, which I love in all its camp glory and have watched dozens of times. Given that the major thrust of the end of that movie is the desire to get back home to Earth, this just feels wrong.

Funny talkback. I love some of the comments. I had the same reaction the "IMAX." Maybe it's supposed to be "IMEX" or "IMECS"...I don't know.
"THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS MANSQUITO"
by Sir Loin
Aug 11th, 2007
12:38:25 AM
LOL
Turd on a stick.
by aboriginal
Aug 11th, 2007
12:49:51 AM
WTF is this shite? And that broad playing Dale sure needs to eat.
Dreadful, just ... aggh (vomiting)
by Homer Goes DOH
Aug 11th, 2007
01:09:41 AM
That's the sound of Alex Raymond puking in his grave. Bad writing, worse acting, lousy direction. It's the trifecta of crap. The 80's Flash (hell, even FLESH Gordon) is freakin' Citizen Kane compared to this stinkin' pile of NOTHING.
What the hell was that?!?
by Zarkov72
Aug 11th, 2007
01:30:01 AM
I never really post on these boards, but after watching that pewling abortion of a show for an hour and a half, I really have to vent. First off- Ming (sans "The Merciless")- what were they thinking? His look is iconic and probably more important then that of Flash himself. We need a nasty, degenerate Galactic Fu Manchu. We got a guy in a doorman's outfit who looked like he stepped off the set of a Just For Men advert. Flash was profoundly mediocre and generic in a CW kind of way- his chemistry with Dale was just painful to watch. Zarkov had no gravitas, no dignity; he just hung about like a leering kiddie fiddler- I mean, who stalks someone in a big white Winnebago? Old Zarkov was an optimistic visionary, a man for tomorrow- not a grubby slob. The rest were okay, considering the featherweight content. No galactic swashbuckling, no sense of wonder, humor that was weak and indecisive and a budget that would make Doctor Who look flash. A few last thoughts- TV SciFi needs to stop the following: Using Canada for every exotic location ever- space is not an overcast fir forest. Giving the Brainiac a mobile Lab/ command centre- the last show to need that was Knight Rider. Outfitting Evil henchmen in Riot Gear/ Welding Masks- It's not scary, big or clever- they just look like every other minion out there. Enough with the Moody Lighting- it just looks like you're trying to hide cack sets. Ming's Audience Chamber felt like the lobby of a small Aquarium. Portals- I know they save on starships, but come on lads- it's just lazy. That's pretty much it- thanks for the chance to share.
Sci Fi Crap
by cooper2000
Aug 11th, 2007
01:58:51 AM
Boy was this a piece of crap. Horrible. Every contrivance in the book. Terrible script and bad acting. Farscape did it much better. It won't last a season.
It's sliders meets stargate?
by Orionsangels
Aug 11th, 2007
02:31:48 AM
WTF, I watched this today. UGH! What an awful show. It reminds me nothing of Flash Gordon. Mongo city, looks like a city from the SW prequels. Most of the show takes place outside in the sunlight in green grass and forest like areas. Flash is searching for his fathers with opening portals. Where's the rocket ship that takes them to that worm hole. Say what you will about the 1980 movie. At least it reminded you of Flash Gordon and had style. This show feels like it was filmed on a ranch.
Let's remake more shows!
by Orionsangels
Aug 11th, 2007
02:35:39 AM
and give them their original titles, but make the show so radically different that it reminds me nothing of the beloved show I love. Battlestar galactica, bionic woman, flash gordon.
Flash Gordon should be campy!
by Orionsangels
Aug 11th, 2007
02:41:08 AM
It should retain the look and feel of the 1930's serials and 1980. Look a show or movie doesn't always have to have amazing specials and be totally series to be a good show. Some of the best Scifi written for TV was the original Trek series. Does it matter it looks cheesy, no because the stories are so compelling. That we get lost in them. Do that with Flash Gordon, let it be cheesy and campy, but have good storytelling and the occasional humor.
series = serious
by Orionsangels
Aug 11th, 2007
02:42:05 AM
Look a show or movie doesn't always have to have amazing specials and be totally SERIOUS to be a good show.
WTF was that?
by Crazy person No 245689
Aug 11th, 2007
02:55:28 AM
It certainly wasn't Flash Gordon.
Flash Gordon is about action and adventure; swashbuckling, flying through space in cool rockets and overall a great sense of fun.
That thing on SciFi was horrid. Let's see: No space travel. No adventure. No fun. A Steven Gordon that's as manly as an emo kid at a Fall Out Boy concert. A Hans Zarkov that would fit right in on "Catch A Predator." And an abomination known as Ming the Night Shift Manager at Burger King.
I was willing to give them a chance through the first hour (when "Flash" and Dale were playing Scooby-Doo and we had a monster straight out of the 1980s-Guyver movies attacking bowling balls and being fought off with a frying pan). I was even willing to go along when I saw them rip off Sliders for a means of intergalactic transportation, the Dune miniseries for sets and costumes and Babylon 5 for aliens.
But when I got to Ming, they lost me. F*S&! this "re-imagining" crap. I can't imagine it'll last for too much longer. And when the DVD sets are collecting dust on the sales bin next to old Manimal and Sex & the City sets, I'll point and laugh. And it'll probably be the only laugh I'll get out of this crap.
That's what they get for not picking up Firefly
by closeencounter
Aug 11th, 2007
03:07:21 AM
And dumping Farscape. Really, only one great show (BSG), a few good ones, and a whole shitload of movies and TV shows that aren't worth the DVD's they're copied too. Now that I think about, they probably would have screwed up those two shows eventually. Also, it's probably a good thing that BSG will be on for only one more season :(((
from the people that brought you "relic hunter"
by dr.bulber
Aug 11th, 2007
03:32:15 AM
says it all
Make Your own homemade Flash Gordon Movie!
by GobBluth06
Aug 11th, 2007
05:36:52 AM
I just got done watching Flash on my DVR. I was not expecting it to be great, but I didn't think it would be as bad as what it was. Yes, it is the Sci-Fi Channel and everything they produce thats not called Battlestar Galactica is terrible in my opinion. I kept waiting for them to have an actual Ming type guy like the movie and the guy that was Ming was such a disappointment. I should have known from the very first when they showed Flash running in a marathon that this was going to be bad. The first part of the show was very Smallville-esque. It reminded me of the pilot of that, but it quickly went downhill and became more and more almost intolerable to watch. My impression of the first episode: It felt like Sci-Fi had a contest that was called "Make your own homemade Flash Gordon tv show!" Honestly, there are fan films(of any genre) out there that are better than the garbage we were treated to tonight.
Staying awake
by jfp2007
Aug 11th, 2007
05:48:15 AM
If you can't stay awake during a movie then you obviously need to get some sleep. There's no excuse for falling asleep during any movie.
It made Buck Rogers look like Shakespeare
by Gorrister
Aug 11th, 2007
06:05:22 AM
I can't believe they've already ordered 22 episodes of this show. Just when you think SciFi Channel can't get any more sloppy, they pull something like this. On a side note, glad to see I'm not the only person out there who remembers the old Steven Collin's show 'Tales of the Gold Monkey'. :)
Wow!! Did that SUCK!!
by Koegh6
Aug 11th, 2007
06:22:29 AM

Crappy plot...check

Horrid dialog...check

Lousy costumes and sets...check

Why, SciFi, why???
Bryan Singer's Flash Gordon
by Kenny8
Aug 11th, 2007
06:59:29 AM
This gives you that "this is Superman/Flash Gordon?" feeling. Again, you only seem to need to buy the name, then you can do what you like. I do wish I came here BEFORE I hit this torrent.
MING THE MERCILESS HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE
by Curious_Jorge
Aug 11th, 2007
07:39:39 AM
No point in repeating what EVERYONE is saying, except that it truly sucked. I mean, MING THE MERCILESS was onscreen for FIVE MINUTES before you realized who he was. Not exactly the evil, maniacal, supreme dictator of the universe... rather, he looked like he just came from taping a Three's Company remake with his feathered 70's hairdoo. Special effects budget? Hello? Killer alien running loose in the bowling alley and the supermarket? I forced myself to watch all 90 minutes, and I'm not sure why.
That chick on "Tales of the Gold Monkey" was fuckin HOT
by The Ape Giggins
Aug 11th, 2007
07:50:32 AM
Complete series on DVD NOW, I INSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIT!
GaiustheBrave......
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 11th, 2007
08:25:36 AM
.......Of course there's plenty of material 'taken seriously' that ended up being crap but then most of what ends up onscreen, silver or otherwise is.....you have to take the good where you can get it. The thing is though is that you can take material seriously and still make it fun - look at the love and blood, sweat and tears that went into the 1980 Flash Gordon. Not a serious movie by any notion, but they knew the source material inside and out, they showed that and they also put that love of it onscreen. Campy it may have been, but it was FLASH GORDON to a tee. This tv show is an exercise in banality from start to finish, from hiring people completely unfit for the roles to the lack of investment financially in the show. SciFi have shown they can produce greatness when they want to, and when their financial and creative investment is sufficient to allow it - BSG is perfect evidence. As BSG is ending soon, they could have made Flash Gordon their tentpole series to carry on, but instead they've sunk it with their poor decisions and lack of respect for the material, material which a great many people love - the original BSG had less fans that the Flash Gordon mythos if you take the serials, '50's show and movie all told, yet they gave that legs and not only surprised long time fans with something amazing but created a show non fans of the Larson era could love. They could have done that here but they pissed it away and that is a damn shame. I've loved the Flash Gordon material since I was a child, grew up reading the trashy pulp novels, loved the serials when they were re-run on early Saturday morning British tv, adored the film. I was certainly wiling to give a new incarnation a go, but this show is a big 'fuck you' from the execs at SciFi who think that they can put any old shite on and we'll lap it up. (Stargate SG1 and Atlantis fans, thanks very much.) Flash Gordon deserved better for a live action return. Fuck you, SciFi. Here's praying that Joe Johnston see's sense and decides to make a big screen adaption. He knocked Rocketeer out of the park, his love for that was all over the screen and that film was beautiful from start to finish in every single aspect, insert filthy comment here, and he could bring the real Flash back to us. After BSG ends, SciFi can lick my balls before I tune in their channel again.
And yeah, if you missed it..
by Hint of Smegma
Aug 11th, 2007
08:29:06 AM
..I am pissed off indeed about this one. Don't normally get so fed up about show's being less than expected, but this was FLASH GORDON for fucks sake. It takes a monumental amount of stupidity to fuck it up. BASTARDS!!
Never let it be said I didn't read the reviews
by freerangecelt
Aug 11th, 2007
08:38:24 AM
but I watched this steaming pile of crap anyway. Well, most of it. By 10pm we changed the channel, preferring Yvette Fielding screaming obscenities at non-existent ghosts