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Shia LaBeouf gets a MILF for his next flick with DJ Caruso: EAGLE EYE!!!

MMMMMMMMM` by evil mystical ninja	Aug 9th, 2007 05:04:10 AM
ilf
Nice by Bald Evil	Aug 9th, 2007 05:07:35 AM
I found some pics of her, she's impressively hot. I hope in Shia's memoirs 25 years from now he recounts how he banged all the hot chicks he's co-starred with, or his will have been a wasted life.
Love MILF by mrfan	Aug 9th, 2007 05:08:09 AM
end of story.
Wait... by TheRealMoriarty	Aug 9th, 2007 05:11:36 AM
... she's his mother? I could buy it with Carrie Anne-Moss... barely... but isn't Michelle Monaghan like six years older than he is? I'm baffled by this casting.
Seriously whats the age difference between those 2? by ARKHAM-MADNESS	Aug 9th, 2007 05:15:02 AM
They'll probly end up dating while making the film. Hollywoods new it couple....then you see the film and its just plain creepy.
Not playing his moher. by whoisthisguy	Aug 9th, 2007 05:26:05 AM
She is playing a single mother and the both of them get framed.
Rosario Dawson is also in this flick by godoffireinhell	Aug 9th, 2007 05:28:54 AM
It was announced like 2 days ago. She ditched Kevin Smith's porno movie to do this instead.
Damn is hot! by redfist	Aug 9th, 2007 05:29:08 AM
All of the if she was my mother jokes cant do this one justice. I would hit it though. Well!
I'd hit that.... by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 05:41:49 AM
Michelle Monaghan that is, not Shia LaBarf, Mr. Overexposed himself.
Eww Don't Like Her At All by topaz4206	Aug 9th, 2007 05:55:18 AM
Since I first saw her in North Country. Looks like she has down syndrome.
Here we go with the Shia Bashing again. by Yeti	Aug 9th, 2007 06:03:40 AM
Jealous much?
really hot but not a milf by Argentino	Aug 9th, 2007 06:05:35 AM
I've been in love of her since I watched her in an episode of boston public some years ago. However I don't know why you people call her a milf if she's only 31 years old. Aren't milfs suposed to be older and more housewife-y?
How can they be terrorists if they're not ragheads??? by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 06:14:53 AM
I'm not really buying this. It's one thing to wander into a political assassination attempt. But, it's another for a couple American infidels to accidentally get pulled into a muslim extremist terrorist cell. If miss Monaghan get nekkid though I'll check it out. She's hot.
Anne Bancroft was only 6 years older by ghekkomanic	Aug 9th, 2007 06:36:48 AM
than Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate. Okay he wasn't playing her son, but if the film is good enough you can get past the age gap.
YAWN by Lost Prophet	Aug 9th, 2007 07:13:48 AM
stop the fucking press. Shia Lebeouf cast in film. Slow newzzzzzz day perhaps?
IM confused by this post by xcornealiousx	Aug 9th, 2007 07:24:59 AM
RM maybe you should wait til the news is a little more confirmed. PS...i was reading Kevin Smiths blog (lets not start a kevin smith rant please) and he talked about Rosario Dawson being cast in this movie. So who knows.
And other strange Mother/Son Film Pairups... by tonagan	Aug 9th, 2007 07:27:38 AM
The Manchurian Candidate and Mother (the one with Albert Brooks and Debbie Reynolds) were films where the age difference between the actors was minimal. And Carrie is another one, where Piper Laurie and Sissy Spacek weren't that far apart in years. Can anyone think of others?
Forrest Gump by Lost Prophet	Aug 9th, 2007 08:10:07 AM
Sally field went from boning Tom Hanks in punchline to playing his mother (although admittedly she was aged for when it was Hanks as gump)
Kevin Smith is a cancer by Loosejerk	Aug 9th, 2007 08:54:07 AM
I'm SO glad that Rosario stayed away from his "porno" movie. Smith is going to learn that all his hollywood buddies will eventually distance themselves from him soon after they realize he's an incompetent director. I bet he's gonna have to fill his "porno" movie with a bunch of "stars" from the CW.
DarthMartel by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 08:58:30 AM
Usually liberal bring up Timothy McVeigh when they come up with reasons not to profile. But still don't recall any white boys blowing up planes, so why is Timothy McVeigh given as a reason 80 year old grannies are stripped searched? Hmmmmmmm
Shia can play a 16 year old no problem by tailhook	Aug 9th, 2007 09:01:15 AM
that solves that :P. And i'm sure Monagan has no trouble coming off as a 35 year old. As per the MILF. It just says a Mother I'd Like to Fuck... thats pretty straightforward as to who qualifies...
Disturbia was good by Kragmose	Aug 9th, 2007 09:09:54 AM
Nothin' fancy, but Shia's good enough.
McVeigh was not in Al Qaida or a terrorist cell by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 09:11:56 AM
him and some other jagoff hardly qualify as a terrorist cell. As for profiling, I'm all for it. I say strip search every camel jocky boarding an airplane and go through his luggage with a fine toothed comb. There's maybe like 5-10 of these guys on a flight. Search them instead of searching old people and Joe Six-pack. It's a waste of time to search them. The only thing they'll be smuggling aboard is either Geritol or a 1/5th of Jack. It's ridiculous to have 3-4 hour delays of flights because of all this crap. Stop the insanity.
darth martel you ignorent fuckspoon by Lost Prophet	Aug 9th, 2007 09:18:50 AM
Terrorists come in many forms not just Al Qaeda. Ever hear of ETA or the IRA to give you 2 easy examples of non-islamic terrorist. And just because other groups haven't done it yet doesn't mean they won't. Can you imagine the outcry if a white terrorist/ anarchist group blew up a plane and the security had to explain that they didn't search the hi-jackers because they weren't brown. Personally, I can live with a delay. Obviously profiling should be used to some extent- but you can't exclude any racial group.
Monaghan looks JUST like the singer Anna Nalick by TheSeeker7	Aug 9th, 2007 09:19:45 AM
Seriously, don't she? If Nalick ever gets big enough to warrant a biopic - there's your woman. But Monaghan rocks my socks, I just utterly and completely fell in love with her after Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Way to go, Darth Martel... by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 09:32:47 AM
As if your theories weren't ignorant and troglodytic enough, you also had to use terms like "raghead" and "camel jockey". Frankly I'm surprised you didn't fit "sand nigger" and "dune coon" in there somewhere. Cunt.
They should get Richard Gere to play her son by Spandau Belly	Aug 9th, 2007 09:40:49 AM
That would be more Hollywood. Plus have humans outrun explosions. And through in something about corporations beign evil.
another terroist example by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 09:45:07 AM
a lot of people forgot about Iran but Iranians are no Arabic, they don't speak Arabic. They are Aryan, specifically Indo-European, even more specifically Persian. what about Aryan skinhead terroist groups, etc I'm about as conservative as the day is long but saying that white people can't be terroists is boderline KKK talk it's like saying Jesus wasn't a Jew
Why all the hate for Shia? by TheNothing	Aug 9th, 2007 09:48:05 AM
Did he do something to offend everyone, or is it just considered stylish to rag on him? Someone please inform me!
A bit of both by Lost Prophet	Aug 9th, 2007 09:51:15 AM
TheNothing.
fuckspoon... I like that one by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 10:03:18 AM
I might have to steal that one. As for your counter-post, you are correct that there are other, non-islamic terrorist organizations. However, none of those have declared war against the US and it's citizens. When they do, add em to the list. Until then, I'll focus on the problem at hand, and that problem is all these jihad sumbitches. Damn DocPaz... I hit a nerve or what? If the towel fits buddy... Sorry, if lumping all the towel-headed arabs in the category of terrorist offends you. You can thank all the durka-durka fuckers running around shooting their guns in the air and burning American flags chanting all their Allah-this and Allah-that bullshit. Just be thankful it's not like the days of the old west. At this point, most of the towel-heads would have been rounded up and hanged or shot already. I do not think every muslim or arab is a terrorist but, since the chickenshit terrorists we're talking about are mostly muslim or arab then sorry 'boutcha. They should police their own people and turn them in or take care of them. Until then, I'm gonna keep an eye on every towel-headed fucker I see.
Jesus was a Jew???? by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 10:05:32 AM
just kidding Point taken Bloo on the Iranians. Again though, they haven't declared war on the US or sent people over here for jihad missions.
I hate Shia!!!!! by Vamp-AICNchat	Aug 9th, 2007 10:09:25 AM
First he stars in TRANSFORMERS and gets off with Megan Fox, then he stars in INDY 4 and works with the greatest director ever and now he's gonna get off with Michelle Monaghan. He's got a very tough job. Little bastard. Only kidding, he deserves - very good actor. He was the best thing about BOBBY, which to be fair wasn't all that good.
The best thing about Bobby by Garbageman33	Aug 9th, 2007 10:26:28 AM
Was the fact that Emilio Estevez thought it was gonna be an Oscar contender.
DarthMartel by Mr. Nice Gaius	Aug 9th, 2007 10:32:01 AM
Quote: "I'm gonna keep an eye on every towel-headed fucker I see." Yeah, you do that buddy. Thanks for standing guard...however ignorantly it may be.
Wow, DarthMartel... by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 10:39:26 AM
...I was expecting backpedaling from you once you realized how fucking stupid other people think you are, but you're obviously even more stupid than that since you returned with a double helping of prejudiced idiocy. I'm especially impressed by how you imply that I myself must be of Arab descent (and thus a terrorist) since I'm offended by your opinions and rhetoric. This isn't strange, of course, since you obviously believe that most Arabs and Muslims are terrorists or terrorist sympathizers (and those that aren't, "sorry 'boutcha"), and that anyone who takes issue with your inane, bigoted horeshit must by definition have a "towel that fits". Keep talking. Please.
LOL Garbageman 33 by Vamp-AICNchat	Aug 9th, 2007 10:46:45 AM
He really did too. With an embarassing excruciating performance like Ashton Kutcher's it was lucky not to get nominated for a Razzie. It wasn't a bad film nor was it a good film it was just a good mediocre film in my view.
Milf hunter by messi	Aug 9th, 2007 11:06:40 AM
awesome.
Here let me get you a tampon by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 11:27:22 AM
Waaaaa, I'm picking on the arabs and muslims. Plug up your seeping vagina already. I love how everybody gets their panties in a bunch and all sensitive because someone might get their feelings hurt. We can't single out Arabs and Muslims because it might be offensive to them. What about the hundreds of people that died in the 9/11 attacks? They were singled out because most on board were American. Or how about the people working at the WTC? The terrorists didn't have a beef with them. Their beef is with US policy which we have had little control over. Make a statement against the government. Don't kill innocent people just to make a statement. I could go into the corruption of the US government and how our politicians just do what they want or what their lobbyists want but, I'd be here all day. My point in all this is that it's pointless and a waste of time to pad-down grandma and grandpa at the airport and let Mohammed walk through unchecked because the security guy already met his 5 person random search quota. That's idiotic. Yet, that's the type of shit that happens because they don't want to hurt the good Arabs feelings. I understand that not all Arabs and Muslims are evil terrorists. The problem is you can't tell the good from the bad without checking everybody. Counter-arguments have been made that not all terrorists are Arab or Muslim. I don't disagree. The fact remains that those other terrorists haven't declared war on the US or it's citizens. Therefore it's a moot point. The ones we are looking for are generally Arab. The security people should have training to spot potential terrorists and the leeway to search those they think are questionable. Yes, there are Asian Muslim extremists. Yes, there are African Muslim extremists. They aren't the ones making direct threats though. In a perfect world we'd all get along and we could sit around and sing Kumbaya holding hands and everybody would be friends. That's not reality. I'm assuming you're an American DocPazuzu. And as an American you gotta realize that we have been threatened. Don't mistake me for some blind Bush supporter who believes everything I see on TV or read on the internet. While what I say may be offensive to you, if implemented would save lives. And please don't come back with some weak argument about how we shouldn't judge people or label them or whatever. Everybody does that. It's our nature. Tell me you didn't picture me as some redneck moron bigot. I am not, by the way. I'm just unafraid to say what I think. I don't care what you think of me. Just as I'm sure you don't care what I think of you. What I do care about is saving American lives. If that means we have to profile Arabs and Muslims then so be it. Sometimes you gotta step on toes to save lives.
Another Mother/Son comparison.. by skimn	Aug 9th, 2007 11:37:03 AM
Cary Grant and the actress who played his mother in North By Northwest were only a few years apart. Wonder when some hack will want to remake this, with who...Nic Cage and Scarlett Johansen..?
BRILLIANT ACTOR by filmgenius	Aug 9th, 2007 11:38:34 AM
not only is shia lebeuf a brilliant actor, but she is also nonconventional in many astounding was where in which film scholars such as myself are really quite very appreciative. obviously, her name, SHIA LEBEURF is very brave. it is not easy to be in the film business and have a name that most indolent americans can't even spell, let alone think of the way in which it sounds to say. she is also in challenging films, unlike your stupid american action movies with guns. she is also such a talented actress that she makes the writers and directors of the movies she is within look like stupid heads. that's how talented she is...she's so smart and good actress that she's actually smarter than any screenwriter or director out there. what do you guys think?
skimm and Darth by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 11:54:53 AM
first of all Skimm...don't even suggust such hersay, haven't you been on AICN enough to know that there are Hollywood people on here that might get such an idea..or even by passing...Bruce or Jermey Davis or someone will be joking around and say "yeah some dude on AICN was joking about remaking North by Northwest with Nic Cage and Scarlett Johnanseen" and some Hollywood exec will hear it and go "awww rillent" Darth, iran hasn't decleared war yet, but they are attacking US Soliders in Afghanastian and in Iraq, so yeah Iranians could be a logical choice shoot I had a friend, cacusian who just got back from doing medical work in Afghanstian and when he grew a beard and was dressed in traditional Afghan cloths that he had to on certian occusions he looked like an Afghan or Turk, so a case for Al Quida (even though they aren't traditional Afghans) could be made as well
Darth by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 12:13:35 PM
"We can't single out Arabs and Muslims because it might be offensive to them. What about the hundreds of people that died in the 9/11 attacks? They were singled out because most on board were American." That's an amazingly moronic statement. You're actually using the terrorists' own rationale to defend your own prejudices. What that statement means, is that if evil scumbag terrorists decide to target Americans simply because they are Americans, then we should also target all Arabs and Muslims. You're obviously too much of a fucking idiot to grasp the irony inherent in that statement.
Furthermore... by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 12:16:22 PM
...the next Islamist terrorists who hijack planes will be clean-shaven white guys in three-piece suits seated in first class.
That Shia kid claimes he posts on here regularly... by Alonzo Mosely	Aug 9th, 2007 12:26:53 PM
I seem to recall the quote being 'I posts as much as anyone' on AICN. Which considering some of the posters on here is a brave claim... Still, if that is true, he is probably in this TB right now... I am betting he is one of the anti-Shia posters... That's what I would do anyway...
He had a MILF in Disturbia too don't forget by DirkD13"	Aug 9th, 2007 12:38:39 PM
Carrie-Ann Moss, looking hugely fine as always.
Please Quint, don't ask dirty jokes to Michelle by SpencerTrilby	Aug 9th, 2007 12:58:31 PM
if you manage to do an interview with her. My libido wouldn't survive this: can you picture a younger, better looking Sandra Bullock's half sister who digs dirty jokes? My heart would skip a beat or two.
oh yeah I definitely hit a nerve by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 01:05:02 PM
Nowhere in my statements do you read me calling you a fucking douchebag or an idiot or whatever. Your reaction to call me names obviously means I hit a nerve with you. Whatever that nerve is I really don't care. The fact that you're responding so harshly though, makes me chuckle. It's not like I'm saying all Muslims or Arabs should be exterminated. That's crazy. I used the term rag-head and next thing I know you're all up in arms like I killed your kitten. It's a word man, lighten up. You don't hear me whining like a little school-girl because you called me an idiot do you? That's the problem with so many people in this country, everybody is so damned touchy. You get called a name or somebody looks at you wrong and suddenly your civil rights have been violated. Of course, I realize the irony in making that statement about 9/11. You're running under the assumption that we should fight fairly and by strict rules though. They use those rules against us. That's why we have to level the playing field and make exceptions to the rule. That was the whole reasoning behind the Patriot Act. It's original intent was to spy on terrorists and potential terrorists to thwart future attacks. Everybody started freaking out after that was made public because they didn't want "big brother" listening in. People are so naive to believe that that hasn't been going on for years? If it hadn't of been made public then nobody would be the wiser. My guess is it was made public to try and deter terrorists, which I think is a piss-poor decision if true. They'll just find alternate means of communication. The media has too much access but, again, that's another subject for debate. In any case, can you honestly tell me that if you're boarding a plane and see a couple Arabs getting on with you you don't look at them the least bit suspiciously? Bullshit, if you don't. You can check your holier than thou attitude at the front page. You're as guilty as I am of forming pre-conceived notions of people based on race, color, or religion. We all are. If it makes you feel better about yourself to give me shit about speaking my mind then feel free. Xiphos good point. Arguing on the internet is much like running in the special olympics. In the end, you're still retarded. Shit, now I offended the mentally handicapped. I'm out of control man.
Wrong, Xiphos.... by TheNothing	Aug 9th, 2007 01:32:04 PM
....jello is a tasty treat, even when nailed to a wall, and therefore has some redeeming value. Online political debates have even less nutritional value and no fruity goodness.
Speaking of mentally handicapped... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Aug 9th, 2007 01:35:44 PM
... you all should check out the nuclear meltdown that Memories-Of-Murder is having over in Quint's Rush Hour 3 Talkback.
I'd rather have Shia tap that ass than David Silver by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 01:41:04 PM
Brian Austin Green use to date Tiffani Amber Thiessen, was married to Venessa Marcil, and is now engaged to Megan Fox. That is way more hot pussy than any one man should be allowed. Especially for that no-talent assclown.
DarthMartel by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 01:49:47 PM
Well, seeing as how you ARE a douchebag by virtue of your opinions, I don't understand why you're making a point of me calling you one. No matter how you slice it, the terminology you used is offensive, but more importantly, it indicates what kind of a bigoted shit you are, so I feel no compunctions about calling you out on it. "Spic", "kike" and "nigger" are also just words, but I'm betting you only use them (frequently, no doubt)when you're not in the company of the people they apply to. As for flying with people who look like they come from the middle east, if I do spare them a second look on occasion, it's something I hold against myself rather than them and certainly don't blame them for it. As opposed to you, however, I deal with Muslims - both of Arabic, Persian, Kurdish, Bosnian and Somalian descent - just about every day in both my professional and personal life and don't treat them (or get treated by them) any differently than anyone else -- and, would you believe it, not one of them supports terrorism or militant Islamism. No go back to telling everyone how right it is to check up on the library habits of American citizens.
wow you weren't kidding Mr. Nice Gaius by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 01:51:59 PM
that guy is nuttier than a 20 pound Christmas fruitcake
DarthMartel - Yes, he is... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Aug 9th, 2007 01:56:19 PM
... but even he didn't use the word "towel-head".
Ooh a Neo Nazi / Russian Terrorist movie (shit) by Baron Karza	Aug 9th, 2007 01:56:44 PM
Dont you just hate all the white people running Al-Qaeda? Yea me too. Those white Muslims in the streets of most middle east countries screaming death to america are so white people. Religious fanatics who murder because of religion are only white people. White people.
I could just as easily use those words Doc by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 02:30:43 PM
It just doesn't apply here. Those words are reserved for the worst of the lot. They are indicative. That's why I'm wondering why you care? If what I said is of no reference to you then shut your pie hole. Nobody needs you as their savior or to crusade for them. You are in no position to tell me what is right or wrong. All you are to me is a jagoff with a thesauras. I could give two shits about what offends you. Who appointed you the morality police? You speak as if you don't have any battles of your own to fight in life. Leave it to the privileged to think they are above everyone else and are of higher moral fiber. In short, kiss my rebel dick.
Technically, DarthMartel... by Ribbons	Aug 9th, 2007 02:40:01 PM
..."douchebag" is just a word too. Maybe you should consider taking some of your own advice about lightening up, and tampons, or whatever else dribbled out of your mouth. You know as ugly a place as TalkBack is, it's weirdly hilarious how political flame wars will crop up in the weirdest of articles.
Actual MILFs by skimn	Aug 9th, 2007 02:45:55 PM
..Kelly Preston..though a little rangy, Kim Basinger...with a few shots of tequila, Diane Keaton...with a bottle of tequila, Bea Arthur...
DarthMartel by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 03:00:59 PM
Well, glad you admitted that you're no stranger to using racial slurs on an everyday basis. Do me a favor, though; stop projecting your obvious lack of character on me. You're a miserable, prejudiced little piece of shit and I am in the PERFECT position to tell you what's right and wrong.
Oh, and... by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 03:03:13 PM
...I love how you think that one should only protest or be offended by racial/cultural slurs that pertain to one's own ethnic group. Cunt.
Maria Bello, MILF by Baron Karza	Aug 9th, 2007 03:06:19 PM
God that cheerleading outfit from History of Violence. She's 40, thats a MILF qualifier.
Consideration by Cobbio	Aug 9th, 2007 03:18:05 PM
Darth Martel, as much as I generally refrain from joining political discussions on talkbacks ("productive as nailing jello to a wall" indeed), I can't sit here idly and not comment on your racist remarks. Because you are being racist, however you want to frame your words. DocPazuzu might be a little more vehement than I, but I think you should consider what you're writing. I could call you a cock-sucking, nigger-loving Jew, but those terms are offensive and ignorant and dismiss the struggles of gays, blacks, and Jews over the last few hundred years. You might feel perfectly comfortable calling all Muslim people "towelheads" and "camel jockeys," but I guarantee you it's like calling a black person a nigger to his or her face. It's offensive, pure and simple, and screams of your ugly American-ness. Plus, this is an international website and I'm sure there are lots of Middle Eastern people reading this talkback. I'd encourage you to consider your words a bit more carefully. Thanks.
Caruso by Cobbio	Aug 9th, 2007 03:25:43 PM
I'm a little overwhelmed by Shia's omnipresence lately, but I hope Caruso knocks out a great movie. Michelle Monaghan has turned into a pretty versatile (and hot!) actress, so seeing her partake in a terrorist drama should be cool. Go DJ.
Darth, when you say.. by skimn	Aug 9th, 2007 04:00:40 PM
.."You're running under the assumption that we should fight fairly and by strict rules though. They use those rules against us. That's why we have to level the playing field and make exceptions to the rule. That was the whole reasoning behind the Patriot Act."...then the terrorists have won.
Single mothers: Leykis is right. by Charles Grady	Aug 9th, 2007 04:07:21 PM
D.T.B.! Guys, run for the hillz from all single mothers, hot or not. And anyone with a kid CANNOT be hot.
Cobbio you are correct by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 04:26:44 PM
And if could look up my past posts here on AICN you would never see a racially charged comment written by yours truly. My original post in this thread was thrown together without much consideration other to point out the ridiculous plot point of this movie. I used the word "raghead" in jest, which in reflection was wrong of me. When I referred to "ragheads", I was speaking of low-life terrorists and did not mean all Arabs as a whole. The only reason I continued on with the topic was because of the backlash that came up from my comment and people just coming unglued. I do stand by my original statement of profiling but, only to a degree. Islamic fundamentalist terrorists generally fit a profile and this is what needs to be concentrated on. I also still think people should lighten up a bit and not be so damned sensitive. Everybody is so damned concerned that they are going to offend somebody they end up just talking out of their ass and not saying anything of meaning at all. When I said those words are indicative of the worst I meant just that. Those words are meant to hurt and are used as such. There is a differentiation between a low-life individual and the rest of their race or religion. Not all Arabs are "ragheads" just as not all Americans are "rednecks". The fact remains that each has their good and bad. With that being said, I did what I could to fuel the fire and light up that sanctimonious fuck DocPaz. Every post I made the madder he got and I loved it. The more ludicrous my statement the more he'd come after me showing how big of a righteous prick he is. I shouldn't of gone as far as I did and I apologize to anybody I offended. In the heat of things sometimes you don't consider consequences. My only intent was to antagonize Doc. His stance was right but, he's a pussbag for the way he came after me. In the end it really doesn't matter. He got his panties all in a wad over nothing. We're all just made up names on a movie chat site. I could create a new login name and be back as someone completely different and nobody would have a clue. I can keep posting with the same login and no one would really care either. It doesn't mean jack shit. Anyhow, again, I apologize to anybody I offended with my remarks. Everybody but, you Doc. Your pompous, holier-than-thou ass can go fuck yourself.
Kelly Preston=the ultimate MILF by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 04:29:38 PM
God I love that red hair look she has beeb sporting lately. Every notice how when chicks color their hair red it is hot as hell, but almost all natural red heads are ugly. For example, how about that David Bowie lookalike on Sex on the City, yuck
skimn by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 04:37:39 PM
in a fight to the death there are no rules. People need to realize that. Telling ourselves that we're morally superior because we're fighting the terrorists with rules makes us feel like we're automatically the one who comes out ahead on this. It just doesn't work that way. It just means that more innocent people will die needlessly. Perhaps a resolution can be reached with a change of policy or something along those lines. But, if we're choosing to fight these guys then we should fight to win.
and with that... I'm done with this thread by DarthMartel	Aug 9th, 2007 04:38:25 PM
thanks and catch you all on a different thread
Come on! by Darkman	Aug 9th, 2007 04:41:54 PM
Topaz, you clearly never saw Miss Monaghan in KISS KISS BANG BANG, because if you did, you'd see that every guy here (myself included) would step over our dying mothers to nail her.
The Beef is alright with me... by Ribbons	Aug 9th, 2007 05:02:34 PM
...I think he comes across as natural on the screen and he's got good comedic instincts. Does he have friends in high places? Maybe, but that's kind of alright with me too. I don't think I've ever really understood it when people resent actors and actresses who get "breaks," at least ones with some talent. It's not like you were the runner-up for the role, right? But it's probably not jealousy anyway; at least, not in most cases. I just don't really understand it, is all. I also think I'm kind of a hypocrite, because I don't think Scarlett Johansson belonged in either 'Black Dahlia' or 'The Prestige.' And yes, I am aware that she's got big boobs.
"that David Bowie lookalike on Sex on the City" by finky089	Aug 9th, 2007 05:22:19 PM
Bwahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh, Bloop
Sure thing finky089 by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 05:50:53 PM
And I was talking about the "shaved eyebrow/ziggie stardust" looking Bowie, not the hipster "Let's Dance" Bowie
Muslims by tom_joad	Aug 9th, 2007 06:05:43 PM
Tell me how do you profile a Muslim with how he looks. How does a Muslim look like? First of all one should find out why they are mad at the U.S. Probably because we are shoving MTV and McDonalds down their throats or unfair Foreign Policies. Not to say that as an excuse for what happened on 9/11, that was a tragic and sad event and violence is never the answer.
Real MILF by Bob of the Shire	Aug 9th, 2007 06:59:19 PM
Dana Delaney. And some of you need to stop slapping the MILF label on any chick that is over the age of 20. Just because someone is older than the average tabloid slut, doesn't make them a MILF. They kinda have to be a mom.
Just finished reading Seitz's draft... by onetwo	Aug 9th, 2007 07:34:29 PM
and its fucking awesome! can't wait for this one. amazing stuff!
skimn, yea, Bea Arthur...mmmmm by Bronx Cheer	Aug 9th, 2007 08:24:55 PM
I'd hit that 'til it bleeds.
Mr. Nice G, thanks for the tip on M-o-M. Good stuff. by Bronx Cheer	Aug 9th, 2007 08:36:52 PM
You can almost smell the singed hair as his noodle burns.
I have to agree with DarthMartel to a certain extent by BringingSexyBack	Aug 9th, 2007 09:09:23 PM
Profiling at airports should be done intelligently. To search an old white lady in lieu of an Arab is plain stupid. I can live with delays too, but let's face reality - potential terrorists and hijackers are LIKELY going to be Arab. That's not to say you ignore SUSPICIOUS-looking or -acting white guys. Search the hell out of them too. Or black or Asian people. If they're suspicious, you err on the side of caution. But to search randomly, and include elderly people and such, that's just fucking stupid. I know we have a stupid President, but that doesn't mean we have to all be stupid until Hillary gets elected. I don't support calling Arabs "towel-heads" or "rag-heads" or "camel-jockeys" though. But we have to face reality - many of these mosques are breeding hatred and contempt and developing potential terrorists. We must be vigilant in safeguarding our society from terrorists both foreign and homegrown.
Michelle Monahan is okay, nothing to cream yourself by BringingSexyBack	Aug 9th, 2007 09:15:44 PM
over though. I'd rather fuck Shia. He's so much prettier.
I'm still steaming over Bea Arthur. by Bronx Cheer	Aug 9th, 2007 09:19:34 PM
How can a woman who's so manly be so hot!
If I were an airport screener I'd give Shia a cavity by BringingSexyBack	Aug 9th, 2007 09:26:59 PM
search so deep it'll make him shiver.
Give LaBeouf his star now. We don't have enough midget by GQtaste	Aug 9th, 2007 09:28:32 PM
s going around hollywood as it is.
And She's Too Young For Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by skoobyx	Aug 9th, 2007 09:49:46 PM
The only way she went to school with Robert Downy JR is if she's a genius or he's retarded.
Why they are mad at the U.S? Wow about the world. by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 09:56:01 PM
I just love the liberal school of thought that thinks that way. Like muslims extremist only target the US. They have mutiple attacks on India, France, Algeria, Jordan, Spain, Indonesia, Thailand, the Philippines, Burma, etc. weekly atrocities in places like the Sudan (Save Darfur! Says Clooney, but he does say what we are saving it from) and Somalia..and have been caught planning major attacks against the giant war mongers Canada, Germany, and Denmark. But of course in your mind, "US foreign policy" makes them do it. Wow, what deep thinker you are, Mr. Neville Chamberlain
question by ilikemovies	Aug 9th, 2007 10:37:28 PM
was it just me or was disturbia not only seen by, but marketed for, a teen audience? The theater was full of kids and the only ads i ever saw were mtv-ish. Anyway, Ive never seen anything else caruso has done, so im interested to see where this goes, especially with everyone's favorite actor on board. Also, the political discussion is ridiculous, so stop flattering yourselves.
Yeah, stop the frakin' presses by Bibliographer	Aug 9th, 2007 11:19:23 PM
Apparently there are a lot of attractive women working in the movie industry. And by talking about how much we'd like to have sex with them, we show how witty and cool we are, demonstrating our critical knowledge of film. Yeah, I get it.
Monaghan played a 19y/o in North Country 2 years ago by Demosthenes2	Aug 9th, 2007 11:51:23 PM
Granted, she looked a little old for 19, but she looks closer to that than Shia LeBeouf's mom. There's no WAY she can pass as his mom, even if she was a pregnant teenager (maybe if she had him at like 14 at 13, which would be a whole movie on its own). It's ridiculous that Hollywood's been casting the older roles with young people these days, e.g. Rachel Weisz and Ryan Gosling as the parents in Lovely Bones. Once you hit 30-35 I guess it's already tough for established actors to get work, especially if you're a woman.
I was looking for pics of Michelle Monaghan to jerk off by BringingSexyBack	Aug 10th, 2007 12:20:48 AM
to but came across Amber Heard in a North Country link. Holy shit she's 19X hotter than Monaghan. HOT ... http://tinyurl.com/27mpmo
Well, DarthMartel... by DocPazuzu	Aug 10th, 2007 02:41:49 AM
...it seems the backpedaling finally went into effect. Do you really think anyone is buying that horseshit about fanning the flames of this argument just for the sake of it? Here's a question for you: since you don't mind using racial slurs against the "worst of the bunch" of any given ethnic group, what word do you use to describe the worst of the whites?
Yes Xiphos for shame by BringingSexyBack	Aug 10th, 2007 09:32:55 AM
but if we can't share opinions on hot girls, what good is the Internets?
If you think Michelle Monahan is ugly, by polyh3dron	Aug 10th, 2007 10:21:36 AM
you're probably gay.
wow by fragglerock254	Aug 10th, 2007 01:33:33 PM
That'll definitely make one interesting and good looking movie.
god bless ya Shia... by theonecalledshoe	Aug 10th, 2007 04:31:49 PM
and the scripting will probably change to being a single mother hanging out with the bloke. tap her indeed my man. tap her like you were Sammy Davis Jr.
Blah blah blah by Super Nintendo Chalmers	Aug 12th, 2007 06:36:58 AM
"I just love the liberal school of thought that..." If you start a sentence like this, then you are probably an ignorant douche. I'm not claiming political affiliation, just that that this is a douchey way to start a sentence. Regardless, my fat friend thinks The LeBeouf is way hot.
Shia's the man... by Spanky311	Dec 17th, 2007 02:08:19 PM
and he's hot. I'd do him. As I've said before, lay off the man. He is where he is because he's talented. If you don't like him, i'm sure he's cryin those gorgeous eyes of his out... boo fucking hoo.
HEY SHIA!!!!! by sassycal20	May 24th, 2008 04:18:22 PM
If you are reading this, I just wanted to say that Sassy's got your back. I know that you come on here to read people's comments about you all the time and they are giving you a hard time. You deserve some respect on here, and I'm giving it to you. You are an amazing actor and I love all your movies, you are definitely the next Tom Hanks. You bring all your characters to life and they could be people we all could relate to. I love reading and watching your interviews because you show signs of a great actor. You are intelligent, funny, and a cool dude.You had a rough life growing up and that is understandable, everyone goes through a bad time in their lives, but we always overcome it in the end. You are brave and you always say what's on your mind, I like a guy that is opinionated and keeps it real. I think you're a great guy and you are super sweet and hot. Keep being a badass, stay humble and don't let these jackasses get you down. God Bless You and keep doing you. P.S. If you have any time which maybe you don't, then maybe we can chat online sometimes. (I'm single too!) Don't worry now, I'm not a stalker or any crazy person like that, just a laid back chick who enjoys peoples'company that's all. lol
How do know he's counting money right now?!!!!! by sassycal20	May 27th, 2008 01:02:02 PM
Who knows what he's doing right now, if he's reading another script or online, it shouldn't even matter what any of us think. It's not like we know him or anything. It wouldn't even matter to me if he read my comment or not, if he's like another Hollywood ass, it wouldn't even faze me. It's not like I had a chance with him anyway. lol
Who knows!!! by sassycal20	May 28th, 2008 02:47:26 PM
I might count my money and then go on a vacay or have a celebration for all my hard work.;) They said that he made like a cool mill from the movie, that's like the most he's gotten so far in his career. He deserves all of it, he's the hardest working person I've ever seen before. Go Shia, make that money boy!!!!:)

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