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Copernicus Reports On An Accidental Visit To The Set Of THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

Hulk Gotta Eat by Virtual Satyr	Aug 9th, 2007 04:47:36 AM
Pizzas?
So, the Incredible Porno Hulk? by stones_throw	Aug 9th, 2007 04:52:14 AM
Delivering pizzas to a sorority house? The hell?
Perhaps it's a Flashback? by Dolph	Aug 9th, 2007 04:52:56 AM
Seems reasonable...
Tell the Hulk, if my pizza ain't here in 30 minutes... by Napolean Solo	Aug 9th, 2007 05:31:54 AM
I want it for free.
Radioactive pizza by BenBraddock	Aug 9th, 2007 05:37:42 AM
It's the only solution. I wish I lived in Toronto.
Hulk like stuffed crust pizza by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 05:44:46 AM
Not like puny non-stuffed crust pizzas. More cheese. Hulk like cheese. Hulk SMASH pizza with olives or mushrooms.
not a flashback by Argentino	Aug 9th, 2007 06:16:27 AM
This is probably what happends. He gets himself a job as a pizza delivery man just to get by while he's on the run, but also to keep close contact with the university so he eventually can infiltrate it and use its technology to try and cure himself. However the military eventually finds him and you know what happends next
Microwave or gamma rays, I don't care. by Bronx Cheer	Aug 9th, 2007 06:17:53 AM
Just make sure it's hot when it gets to me.
oh no.......... by Woodrow	Aug 9th, 2007 06:57:21 AM
I smell another stupid fast food outlet/summer movie tie-in!
Imagine you don't tip him? by dr sauch	Aug 9th, 2007 07:11:31 AM
HULK: "Uhh, that was 8 pizzas guys, they were pretty heavy" FRAT GUY: "Well maybe you should get stronger pizza-bitch, then you could get them here faster! HAHA!" HULK: "You're making me angry"
I can't believe he works directly across by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 07:24:07 AM
from another Hulk movie production. That's just amazing. So I guess if Copernicus moves again, Hulk will follow! Argentino is probably right, it's not a flashback. Why would the military be there in the past pre-Hulk?
"The Hulk Delivers" by Mullah Omar	Aug 9th, 2007 07:26:38 AM
This is just an elaborate ruse by producers to get critics to write that headline.
Argentino... by indyit	Aug 9th, 2007 07:51:51 AM
What happens next? "HULK SMASH PUNY HUMANS"?
I fucking love pizza, especially stuffed crust by jackalcack	Aug 9th, 2007 07:54:14 AM
Had one last night.
product placement #1: Hulk eats the P'Zone! by Lance Rock	Aug 9th, 2007 08:28:09 AM
and washes it down with an ice cold Pepsi.
always get the hot wings jackalcack. by Diagnostic	Aug 9th, 2007 08:41:11 AM
Those make the carry out/delivery experience. at least for me. DiGiorno should package wings with there frozen pizza
he's sneeking in somewhere by ndouglas	Aug 9th, 2007 08:58:07 AM
while everyone is outside he's sneeking into the university to do some research
AnimalStructure, WHAT?? by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 09:05:41 AM
American History X ruled. WTF is wrong with people around here?
This is why I love TB! by DocPazuzu	Aug 9th, 2007 09:11:35 AM
I can always count on you guys to grab onto some small detail in any given article and strip mine it for every bit of humor value resulting in hours of hilarity for me at work, and maybe even a new catchphrase. Last time it was scarf-eating hulk poodles, now it's pizza delivery Hulk!
Hulk no like expired coupons....Hulk Smash!!! by BetaRayBill07	Aug 9th, 2007 09:24:43 AM
Maybe its the radiation from Bruce's pizza warming bag that turns Tim Roth into the Abomination.
this is one of those bill bixby moments by tonamania	Aug 9th, 2007 09:26:13 AM
takes a menial job where he gets access to important stuff. I'm sure bixby posed as one on more than one occasion and look at papa banner in 'Hulk' - ole man Nolte had janitor (and key) access to all the labs. Maybe Bruce is scoping out some reknowned Prof's house for some gamma goodies. I dunno - just looking forward to the movie.
Bruce Parker Sez, w/ Great Pizza Comes Great Anchovies by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 09:55:15 AM
But, Mr. Aziz, I need this job! If you fire me I'll get angry. REALLY angry... and no, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! I'm reserving all judgement on this until I see it, but I hope they don't make a HINO (Hulk In Name Only); trying to make the Hulk like Spiderman or anything else stupid lke that. Just make a cool Hulk movie, with plenty of HULK SMASH and oh-no-I'm-a-monster angsty moments. I liked Ang Lee's movie, (alot, actually, I think its underrated; flawed, sure, but underrated) but it really needed more SMASH and less WAH.
What are the odds of that?? by Vamp-AICNchat	Aug 9th, 2007 10:02:35 AM
Great story though. I'm really excited to see Edward Norton's performace as Bruce Banner/Hulk.
Hulk expect delivery tip or Hulk crush puny human. by Uncapie	Aug 9th, 2007 10:07:16 AM
Hulk has spoken.
HULK Say, "You Try Rest, NOW TRY BEST!" by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 10:10:30 AM
Hulk also reccomend you try Hulk's lunch special -- SMASH with a side order of SMASH!!!
hmmm pizza and wings by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 10:10:37 AM
damn, I know what I'm having for lunch, even if the Hulk delivers, and now I must make sure to tip every new delivery boy that comes to my door
"Get Door - It's Hulk." by Read and Shut Up	Aug 9th, 2007 10:23:55 AM
Hulk smash Papa John. Papa John pizza taste like Abomination turd.
"What the -- this pizza is GREEN!??!" by Snookeroo	Aug 9th, 2007 10:31:24 AM
Um, you must have made it angry.
No tip? by yesiamaplant	Aug 9th, 2007 10:55:19 AM
Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Now give me my ten percent.
my guess is by gride9000	Aug 9th, 2007 11:05:48 AM
the pizza gig is a cover while he hides.
pizza by mr blandings	Aug 9th, 2007 11:24:56 AM
is great. i might have some tonight. my favourite bit is the cheese. I like it spicy too. Also, I have high hopes for this film - I really do. Surely they would have to have a kick-ass idea to have another go so quickly. Or maybe they've still got loads of 'Hulk Hands' toys in a warehouse somewhere and need a movie to sell them on.
God, you guys are funny by rotgut1	Aug 9th, 2007 11:35:28 AM
"Hulk smash Papa John." "Hulk like stuffed crust pizza!" "Lunch special -- SMASH with a side order of SMASH!!!" I don't care if the jokes are immature or neanderthal. You guys are so fucking funny.
"The actors have requested that people not watch them w by Spamster	Aug 9th, 2007 11:40:30 AM
What a bullshit line! I've been an extra in a few films and t.v. shows and I know one thing for sure, the actors don't give a shit who's watching. More often than not, they're cool with it, as long as the scene isn't interfered with. Now the director may have an issue with it, especially if they are noisy or they are standing in the background of a shot, just sitting there gawking. But hey, you shoot a film in a city, and you're going to have a certain amount of that, no matter what.
Hulk HATE when... by Cellar Door	Aug 9th, 2007 11:55:10 AM
...pizza buyer no have check ready. Hulk also HATE when pizza buyer no put gonad snapping dog away. Hulk HATE to smash gonad snapping dog but Hulk have no choice if Hulk want little Hulk one day.
HULK Say, Avoid Noid, He Ruin PIzzas! by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 11:56:47 AM
But, no worry... HULK SMASH THE NOID!!! ROOOOOOARRRRGGGH!!!
HULK Want Know Who Pay For These PIzzas?! by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 11:59:13 AM
HULK can't believe -- ANOTHER crank call?! Now HULK have to pay out of own pocket?!?! ROOOOARRRRRGGGH!!! HULK SMASH PUNY WISE ASS CRANK CALLING PUNKS!!!
Ang Lee's Hulk by krushjudgement	Aug 9th, 2007 12:04:55 PM
Is still one of my favorite superhero movies. I loved it. Liv Tyler? I don't know.
HULK Want To Organize Pizza Delivery Workers by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:07:57 PM
HULK say these wages are unfair! HULK say, we organize! Form union, then tell boss we want decent living wage and compehensive health benefits or else... SMASH!!! HULK also say, look for union label when buying coat, dress, blouse, or pizza.
Well, there halfway there w/ Banner delivering pizzas.. by Nice Marmot	Aug 9th, 2007 12:10:06 PM
...now all they need is Banner in a oh-so hiLARious confrontation w/ a broom closet and they're in the top 5 of all comic-book films. That or a zany encounter w/ Hal Sparks in an elevator. . . .
All HULKisms Aside, I Really Liked Ang Lee's HULK Too by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:12:37 PM
Its actually very good; much better than it needed to be, really, and I think thats why it failed. It was too smart, sad, and deep. The second reason why it failed is that it lacked what we all love the HULK for -- his ability to SMASH. I think a truly sucessful HULK movie will balance the angsty elements w/ heaping helpings of SMASH. HULK can go "WAH!", but HULK must ultiamtely be allowed to SMASH the hell out of everything. I'd even go so far as to argue that there should be much more SMASH than WAH.
Oops, gotta beat the grammar police!!! by Nice Marmot	Aug 9th, 2007 12:13:36 PM
I meant to say They're, which is short for They Are. Hey, my first self-imposed spelling correction at AICN!!!!
Hulk hate loose change by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:14:29 PM
Hulk purple pants not good for change holding. Hulk smash piggy banks. Piggy banks scare Hulk.
HULK Concerned American Infrastucture Is Failing by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:24:42 PM
Although HULK love to smash, HULK concerned about country's infrastructure being smashed without his help! Haha! HULK make joke. HULK seriously though, HULK concerned that infrastructure falling apart due to incompetance and neglect under current administration. HULK not like taxes, but HULK think real problem is taxes being used for pointless, neverending wars we can't win instead of fix bridges, fund schools, and the like. HULK also thinks the new Berlin Wall constucted in Mexico is bad and HULK will smash it. We live in free country built by the labor of immgrants and so, HULK say, let Mexicans come to US if want to! HULK also wonders why no wall to keep out Canadians? HULK have theory though -- neocon racism. HULK will smash White House, become President, restore order and sanity, smash terrorism single handedly, and let gay people get married if want to. HULK mean, who cares if man kiss man? HULK not care! Let puny humans do what they want! They not hurt HULK. HULK think country in bad shape. HULK vote for whoever not Republican. But HULK not have faith in Democrats either! Maybe HULK vote GREEN? Hahah! HULK vote for self! Vote for HULK or HULK SMASH!!!
HULK Glad For Stretch Pants Technology! by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:34:59 PM
Don't get HULK wrong, HULK knows HULK is well endowed. HULK know HULK Jr. is size of tree! Haha! All the ladies love HULK! But still, HULK is modest -- HULK not want family jewels just swinging in breeze! In addition, HULK needs protection for package, and so HULK glad the HULK's jeans turn into Purple Daisy Dukes when change from puny Banner. HULK confused though; how come no matter whatever clothes puny Banner wears, HULK always have on Purple Cut Off Jeans? HULK wonder why this was never addressed in HULK comic? HULK think maybe pants also have HULK powers? Hmm. HULK gueses it no matter now, though; HULK like new outfit with armor and stuff that HULK got from outer space! Now HULK always HULK no matter what! Kick crap out of whole MARVEL UNIVERSE! Haha! Its good to be HULK.
Sometimes HULK Say Too Much, ZBobRoberts by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:37:18 PM
Sometime HULK get so caught up in moment, HULK forget that this is not forum for political rant, but talk about HULK, and other non-HULK related geek arts. HULK say, "appy polly logies!"
HULK Beat Up Gamma Dogs Last Time! by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:43:30 PM
And people no like that! They say, "why not more HULK SMASH? I not want know about HULK's personal problems! And HULK smashing big monster dogs not as cool as smashing BIG MONSTER MAN like ABOMINATION!" HULK think that some geeks never happy no matter what HULK does! HULK not worry though; HULK knows the haters see new HULK movie anyway. HULK know they complain, but the people, they love HULK no matter what. HULK think haters just bored, angry, and lonely. Don't get HULK wrong, though! HULK knows what it feels like to be angry and lonely. HULK just wants to be loved (as, HULK suspects, do the chronic haters/complainers).
HULKs Dad Not A Good Dad by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:47:26 PM
HULK want caring father like Reed Richards or Luke Cage! But instead, HULK dad is Nick Nolte! ARRRGH! WHY?!
Hulk love taco bell by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:49:05 PM
Hulk run for border.
Hulk hate ATM fees by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:50:12 PM
Hulk smash machines that take Hulk money. Hulk work hard delivery pizzas. Hulk hate "the Man".
Hulk hate spelling errors by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:50:51 PM
Hulk smash pillow talk.
HULK Enjoy Pizza Bread Even Though Its Just Leftovers by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 12:51:52 PM
HULK know that Little Ceasars just using left over bread to make Pizza Bread Stick, but HULK NO CARE! HULK enjoy eating whole bag while stoned w/ friends playing video games and dipping bread in sauce. HULK wonder if there still is Little Ceasars? HULK rememebers being stoned in Little Ceasars when HULK was overcome with munchies when HULK still a teenager before he live more healthy like HULK do now. Sometime HULK miss his youth. HULK getting sad now.
Hulk hate prison break figurines by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:52:46 PM
Hulk smash them. Hulk like Helms Deep. Helms Deep make Hulk smile.
Hulk's gotta eat, BROTHER! by Nachokoolaid	Aug 9th, 2007 12:53:47 PM
Oh wait, wrong Hulk. My bad.
Hulk miss Jennifer Connelly by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:54:15 PM
Hulk's little green friend lonely.
Hulk miss Ice Capades by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 12:58:49 PM
Make Hulk cry. Hulk hate these feelings. Hulk watch Rambo, make feelings go away. Hulk bite head off of Hulk pooch. Hulk feel better.
HULK Say Jennifer Connelly Better Betty Ross Then Tyler by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 01:00:29 PM
Don't get HULK wrong, HULK like Tyler as Arwen (sp?), but HULK think Jennifer Connelly is much more beautifuler than Tyler. HULK gets all misty eyed when he sees Connelly with her beautiful long black hair and pretty face. HULK also think Connellys eyes look beautiful when she cries; not that HULK want make Betty cry, but when she does cry cause HULK doing too much smashing, he wants feel the beauty of melancholy as relfected in her pretty eyes. HULK think Liv Tyler is cute (who not think that?) but Connelly is beautiful. HULK think contrasting the beauty w/ the beast is part of point, no? Make Betty more beautiful than cuteiful is what HULK thinks.
? by maluquiro	Aug 9th, 2007 01:17:41 PM
there's a space station in washington dc?
How Come HULK Not Get Ass To Ass View?! by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 01:21:29 PM
HULK concerned that Betty want heroin so bad Betty do ass to ass for wealthy Wall St. jerks, but not for HULK! HULK SO ANGRY!!! Only HULK should get to see such sights! Only HULK loves Betty the way Betty needs love! HULK think Betty should join NA and stop doing junk, because HULK knows junk is a dead end. HULK enjoy Kronos Quartet, though.
HULK fall asleep during Dark Water. by Ray Garraty #47	Aug 9th, 2007 01:37:56 PM
Dark Water boring.
Hulk love Red Dawn by just pillow talk	Aug 9th, 2007 01:45:44 PM
Hulk scream Wolverine all the time.
jeez... by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 01:46:55 PM
I'm getting all sorts of funny looks in the office cuz I can't keep from giggling HULK no like big Mama in desk in front of him, HULK want to SMASH, HULK call told her she go f herself in the a...HULK no deliver Pizza and not for good chain for bad chain with red a black, HULK no like Pizza Hut make HULK think of Spaceballs and last good Mel Brooks movie HULK SMASH Darth helmet
it might not have been bruce banner by Automation Overlord	Aug 9th, 2007 01:47:05 PM
the guy said he wasn't allowed close to the filming, and sometimes they will let a main actors stuntman have a part in a film, so mybe he was just a pizza guy played by ed nortons stunt double..or maybe the incredible hulk has some tie in with a pizza place, anyone remember the lame tie in with every green product out there for the first film, i remember eating like 50 gallons of hulk green jello pudding and washing it down with hulk mountain dew, god i'm so fat
No! HULK Think DARK WATER Misunderstood by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 01:47:20 PM
HULK know people tired of j-horror, but HULK thought DARK WATER had a spooky melancholy that HULK found touching. Poor Jennifer Connelly! It not her fault she schizophrenic single mom in run down apartment building! HULK feel bad and sad for her. Still, HULK know DARK WATER not for everyone. HULK think it more like quiet, sad indie movie than horror movie.
aww HULK HATE AICN TalkBack by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 01:52:23 PM
HULK want to SMASH AICN TB...HULK think too many CAPS in his TB here...HULK hate spelling errors, HULK mean to saw that HULK now work delivering Pizza for Pizza Hut, HULK SMASH Pizza Hut
HULK Like George W. Bush by kevinwillis.net	Aug 9th, 2007 02:12:57 PM
Him talk simple so Hulk can understand.
"We gonna tip the pizza guy?""Nah, what's he gonna do?" by TallBoy66	Aug 9th, 2007 02:17:48 PM
"Aiiieeeeeeeee!!" "HULK NEED TIP TO PAY FOR PURPLE PANTS!!!"
HULK Wonders Why HULK Posts, Then by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 02:19:10 PM
HULK say to HULK, why HULK post to AICN TB if HULK hate AICN TB? HULK think HULK actually LOVE to post to AICN TB, with or without spilling errars or too many CAPS. HULK say, AICN is as AICN does. Love it or hate it, HULK thinks HULK enjoys the inanity. HULK also wonders if Lou Ferigno will play a cameo. HULK thinks he should so that everybody can love and/or hate it and freak out on the internets about it forever and ever. HULK loves the internets. But HULK loves HULK most of all. HULK!
Hulk no like Hillary by TheBloop	Aug 9th, 2007 02:19:24 PM
Screeching voice hurt Hulk's ears more than BlackBolt's scream. Hulk smash ugly woman! Hulk only like hotties...
HULK no longer smash poodles by Phategod2	Aug 9th, 2007 02:57:50 PM
HULK no want legal trouble from Atlanta. HULK buy animal crackers to play with New betty's belly.
I love it... by jsm1978	Aug 9th, 2007 03:14:30 PM
right smack dab in the middle of all these "Hulk this" and "Hulk that" comments... "there's a space station in washington dc?" lol The pizza delivery thing might be a job, or maybe if the military guys are chasing him and he was near the campus he jumped the pizza guy and stole his hat and jacket for a disguise? Who knows.
HULK laugh... by chi3fhog	Aug 9th, 2007 03:35:02 PM
at single, morbidly obese multiple-cat-owning ladies who order large pepperoni pizzas, wings, and cinnamon sticks...with a Diet Coke.
Hulk appreciates bong hit.... by Ultron ver 2.0	Aug 9th, 2007 03:40:27 PM
...a perk for Hulk in an otherwise shitty job. Hulk very stoned now. Hulk must attemped to drive to Gamma Phi house, to deliver pizza. Hulk always sports wood at that house.
You can tell.... by chi3fhog	Aug 9th, 2007 03:42:03 PM
who actually delivered pizzas at some point in their lives.
Why doesn't Hollywood just give up by slder78	Aug 9th, 2007 03:42:34 PM
and SET all its movies in Canada. Don't jerk us around and say, "Oh it can pass for NY or LA." When you can tell it's Vancouver. The lamest attempt I ever saw on film was in Rumble in the Bronx, where they said it was the Bronx and there was a snow capped mountain range in the freaking background.
Posters Will Say: Not An Ang Lee Film by SoylentMean	Aug 9th, 2007 03:52:28 PM
OR not by the guy who brought you Brokeback Mountain. Something to that extent. Or here's another one: This Time It Makes Sense
Hulk, the worst piece of shit ever created! by Brian_De_Man	Aug 9th, 2007 04:03:05 PM
OK, Hulk definately is the worst comic book movie hero ever, the only thing worse than this pile of shit would be Catwoman. I have no idea why someone is trying to make another remake of the movie that made no money and made me feel like I had wasted 2 hours of my life viewing this POS. I hope this movie makes even less money because hopefully the people investing in Hulk with finally get the idea, that a fat green fuck who has no personality is not worth investing in, just like the Hulk.
HULK ONLY HAVE CHANGE FOR A TWENTY! by Cletus Van Damme	Aug 9th, 2007 04:09:16 PM
WHY PUNY HUMAN GIVE HULK FIFTY?
I am HULK'S raging bile duct. by GavinVanDraven	Aug 9th, 2007 04:21:58 PM
Banner: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? HULK: C'mon, do HULK this one favor. Banner: Why? HULK: Why? HULK don't know why; HULK don't know. HULK never been in fight. You? Banner: No, but that's a good thing. HULK: No, is not. How much can you know about you self, if you've never been in fight? HULK don't want die without any scars. So come on; hit HULK before HULK lose HULK's nerve. Banner: This is crazy. HULK: So go crazy. Let 'er rip. Banner: I don't know about this. HULK: I don't either. Who gives shit? No one watching. What do you care? Banner: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? HULK: That's right. Banner: What, like in the face? HULK: Surprise HULK. Banner: This is so fucking stupid... [Banner swings, connects against HULK's head] HULK: Motherfucker! You hit HULK in ear! Banner: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. HULK: Ow, Christ... why HULK ear, puny human? Banner: Guess I fucked it up... HULK: No, that was perfect! HULK SMASH!!! Banner: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Yes, the face-melter by diehard045	Aug 9th, 2007 04:24:07 PM
http://face-melter.blogspot.co m/
HULK thought would look better by GavinVanDraven	Aug 9th, 2007 04:25:58 PM
Apologize if above quote is unintelligible knocks self out again
Hulk meets Thing and make sweet sweet love by Yeti	Aug 9th, 2007 04:36:14 PM
in a tent.
I want World War Hulk The Movie goddamnit! by Toby___Wong	Aug 9th, 2007 04:37:24 PM
That would be some cool shit.
I didnt think it was THAT bad by Phategod2	Aug 9th, 2007 04:57:12 PM
the end Sucked (well not Nick Noltes Tirade that shit cracks me up) but that wierd Fight scene and climax.
Wowee Wowee Wow WOW WOWSERSSS!!!!! by TomBodet	Aug 9th, 2007 04:58:33 PM
Ed Norton hulks out and take out both Abomination Ralph Kramden AND CGI 'Moondragon' Alice! POW right to da moon! can't wait! Eric Bana eat yer heart out.
HULK right HULK love him AICN talkbacks by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 05:03:14 PM
even with HULK's louse spalling and errers, but HULK still hate Pizza Hut and HULK hate anchivos HULK like Canadian bacon though and Shia...HULK loves Shia, HULK don't understand why Shia isn't in HULK movie
For all you haters... by DuncanDisorderly	Aug 9th, 2007 05:30:22 PM
Ang Lee's Hulk was very under-rated. I will admit that the ending was a little lacklustre but, fucking hell, at least Mark Stephen Johnston wasn't involved...
HULK Want Know Why Megan Fox Not Riding HULK's HULK Jr. by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 06:18:44 PM
HULK love that foxy Fox. Once Megan gets look at tree trunk in HULKs purple pants, HULK knows she'll be begging for HULKs GIGANTIC THROBBING.. uh... attention.
HULK Say First Rule Of HULK SMASH CLUB... by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 06:23:45 PM
Do not talk about HULK SMASH CLUB. HULK say second rule of SMASH CLUB is... RAAAOOORRRAGH!!!! SMASH!!! And so on and so forth. (btw, good one GavinVanDraven. You make HULK laugh as he blows up credit card companies for Project Mayhem.)
Ang Lee's Hulk hurt by SoylentMean	Aug 9th, 2007 06:25:42 PM
like a rough and tumble poke from behind by a cowboy probably hurts. The FX were pretty good, the story not so much. I think Jennifer Connelly was in it too, so that's sort of a plus. But nobody should ever be wondering what the fuck happened at the end of a comic book movie. Ever. Explain that shit. Here's how I view Ang Lee's Hulk, it's good as a background to be playing on your tv. On mute. Talk about some incomprehensive shit. Oh, and as for hating Ang Lee's Hulk I think that just accounts for good taste, it's not some kind of geek club where you have to swear you hate Ang Lee's "film".
HULK Wonders If Ang Lee Cares What SoylentMean Thinks by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 06:36:32 PM
HULK assumes the answer is "no," though, HULK could be wrong. Perhaps Ang Lee surveys his wall of film-making awards (including Best Director Oscar) and/or bank account and says, "I'm really upset that people didn't get my HULK movie." But somehow, HULK thinks this is unlikely. HULK thinks its unfortunate that so many people didn't appreciate Lee's HULK; a movie that tried to be smarter and deeper than it needed to be, and therefore alientated, shall we say, the more "pedestrian" film-goer who gets confused by stuff like pathos and empathy. But HULK understands, though. Sometimes HULKs head hurts so much when he has to think; espeically when HULK watch movie! When HULK watch movie, he can only take 'splosions. If there are no 'splosions, HULK gets mad! And when HULK gets mad, HULK SMASH! ROOOARRRRGH!!!
the truth about the pizza delivery 'costume' by soup74	Aug 9th, 2007 06:42:50 PM
the truth is edward norton has a terrible addiction to hummel figurines. unfortunately his acting gig isnt cutting it, so he works at the local pizza joint for some extra money while shooting. he just happened to be delivering the set pizzas on his day off. true story. HULK SAYS SO!
HULK saw American History X by Bloo	Aug 9th, 2007 06:47:35 PM
HULK wants a curbstomping scene HULK SMASH HULK thinks curbSMASHing hulk poddles would be fun...then HULK go different Smash with both Betty's Jennifer Betty and Liv Betty because HULK got more HULK JR then one betty can handle
HULK CurbStomp ABOMINATION! by LaserPants	Aug 9th, 2007 07:13:55 PM
HULK thinks that sounds like a great idea!
Rumblings from the Lab... by MapMan	Aug 9th, 2007 07:43:43 PM
Hey Moriarty. Just a shout out to encourage you to bring your catch-phrase out of retirement!
Primal Fear by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu	Aug 9th, 2007 08:19:11 PM
Gere: So there never was a Hulk? Norton: There never was a Banner.
Ang Lee always cares by SoylentMean	Aug 9th, 2007 08:20:34 PM
about the cowboys...
There's a space station in Washington DC?!? by Bass Ackwards	Aug 9th, 2007 08:33:50 PM
Incredible! The Hulk movie, not so incredible, but maybe I'll be surprised.
Naval Observatory? Air and Space Museum? by SoylentMean	Aug 9th, 2007 08:37:57 PM
Both are in D.C. Washington, not direct current.
Hulk slow learner by kepler	Aug 9th, 2007 08:46:50 PM
HULK say Hulkspeak more popular than LOLcats with puny geeks. Hulk not feel this much love since he meet other bad speak green man Yoda and find he not alone. Hulk sorry for English, but every time him open grammar book he revert to puny Banner. Wait, is "him" subject or direct object? Hulk confused.
HULK THINK MICHAEL VICK INNOCENT! by Ray Garraty #47	Aug 9th, 2007 08:50:26 PM
Not ALL Dogs are nice to HULK. Hulk lost C-note in South Carolina yesterday betting on poodle in underground fight. HULK will now kill guy who gave Hulk hot tip, who told Hulk that poodle was irradiated. Poodle just spray painted. Hulk thinks caveat emptor.
Yoda by kepler	Aug 9th, 2007 08:50:50 PM
Dim light there is on Dagobah. Difficult to read grammar book, it is.
Re: Hulk slow learner by TheNorthlander	Aug 9th, 2007 08:53:55 PM
funny stuff.
This is the Silliest sh*t since Flames on Optimus by Phategod2	Aug 9th, 2007 09:16:51 PM
Keep it up you crack me up.
Thankyou, LaserPants by Rain_Dog	Aug 9th, 2007 09:59:31 PM
My hat goes off to you sir. Your posts have been some of the funniest shit I've ever read on AICN.
Better Ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa HULK'S!!! by Cheif Brody	Aug 9th, 2007 10:31:31 PM
This really sounds weird. Banner took on a lot of...er...odd jobs while on the lamb...but a bicycle pizza boy? Especially after we've already SEEN THIS career choice in Spiderman?!! Who would think a gamma radiation super scientist would stoop so low? No jobs at the raw sewage disposal department? I always thought Banner should take a job as an anger management therapist.
Shooting tomorrow? by playboater18	Aug 9th, 2007 11:10:17 PM
I work at one of the hotels on Avenue near U of T, are they shooting there today? I want to stop by on my way to work and take a look. Where exactly on U of T campus is this, anybody know? I couldn't find much online.
This will be the Trumpiest, most HULK-tastic HULK ever by Donald Trump	Aug 9th, 2007 11:12:44 PM
I love Ang Lee's Hulk.
I hate those cocksmoking cock licking movie set people by BringingSexyBack	Aug 9th, 2007 11:40:47 PM
who think they can tell me where to walk in my own fucking neighborhood or any other public street I damned well please. I've fucked up at least two scenes on purpose just because they were dick-like instead of gracious. If these bottom-feeders of Hollywood would just ask nicely instead of being assholes, I might actually accomodate them. But I pay taxes here, they don't, so they can lick my taint if they want me to go out of my way. Bitch ass loser bottom-feeders.
On the other hand, this new Hulk movie will suck by BringingSexyBack	Aug 9th, 2007 11:44:47 PM
Banner as a pizza delivery guy? Who's conducting this trainwreck of a movie?
Friend of mine called me up while going by UofT campus by Johnno	Aug 9th, 2007 11:53:18 PM
He's surprised to learn that they're doing a whole remake rather than a sequel... not that he saw the first movie...
This TB is like text version of Twisted Toyfare Theatre by half vader	Aug 9th, 2007 11:58:56 PM
Ca-razy! Clever shit, Gavin. Bloop, don't worry about Animal. He's an annoying little troll who's been threatening to leave but somehow hasn't yet.
Hulk hungry for pizza after smashing Illuminati!! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 12:34:34 AM
Read "World War Hulk" if you don't get the joke! ;)
Hulk's wears a chef's hat, winks and gives the OK sign by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 12:38:54 AM
Just like that public domain pizza chef does in those drawings.
Hulk make typo, Hulk smash computer! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 12:41:40 AM
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!
Hulk smash Emily Deschanel if she complain about by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 12:46:22 AM
29 minute or pizza free guarantee! :)
Anybody seen Hulkie? by Motoko Kusanagi	Aug 10th, 2007 02:27:14 AM
I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Hulkie!
SIMPLIFY SIMPLIFY SIMPLIFY by cromwell1666	Aug 10th, 2007 04:05:03 AM
Hulk is a retelling of Jeckyl and Hyde. Every recreation of this premise, in the hands of marvel, has tried to be big, loud and spectacular. Go back to the source material. Read the book, watch the film with Fredric March. Get your tone and pacing from the original inspiration. The film could be fascinating, but it wont be if it has a 100 million dollar budget.
HULK want everything but the little fishies by BenBraddock	Aug 10th, 2007 04:08:30 AM
Err... are we still doing that..?! By the way, if Marvel is collecting the movie rights to all of its characters, and this new Hulk is a SMASH (sorry!) does that mean we could get Spiderman VS Hulk movie? That would be so frickin cool in my book! It could happen guys!!
Couldn't care less about the movie by Stollentroll	Aug 10th, 2007 06:15:36 AM
...but this TB rocks.
Hulk smash mornings by just pillow talk	Aug 10th, 2007 06:41:13 AM
Hulk no find milk for coffee. Hulk smash office looking. Hulk broke coffee machine. Hulk now cranky bitch.
Hulk hate driving in rain by just pillow talk	Aug 10th, 2007 06:42:33 AM
Why puny humans break so much? Hulk smash them. Hulk creates traffic jam with smashed cars. Hulk stuck in traffic longer. Hulk not happy.
HULK SAYS GIMME 2 SLICES MOTHERFUCKER, 2 SLICES by BringingSexyBack	Aug 10th, 2007 06:44:28 AM
while carrying a ghetto blaster on his shoulder.
Hulk love Tick by just pillow talk	Aug 10th, 2007 06:46:35 AM
Tick makes Hulk laugh. Hurts Hulk belly. Hulk confused with these feelings. Hulk get angry now...why Hulk laugh like puny humans? Hulk smash tick and his TV.
Hulk smash MRX by just pillow talk	Aug 10th, 2007 06:51:05 AM
Voltron not Cloverfield. Hulk now laugh like puny humans at MRX.
Hulk: Canadian Punch by SoylentMean	Aug 10th, 2007 06:52:13 AM
Hulk: "Why you say eh all time? Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hulk then proceeds to punch a moose in the face, effectively decapitating it. He then makes himself an antler hat and chugs twenty gallons of maple syrup with a keg chaser. Beer of choice:Moosehead.
Hulk suppose to be in Beerfest by just pillow talk	Aug 10th, 2007 06:56:18 AM
Hulk get drunk at set too much. Fondle men, women, animals. Hulk forget puny lines. Hulk smash director. Hulk fired. Hulk now pizza delivery hulk. Hulk has anger issues.
HULK Laser pointer... by Ray Garraty #47	Aug 10th, 2007 09:23:52 AM
...batteries run out during Power Point presentation, HULK Feels stupid! HULK SMASH projector, conference room table, and phone equipment, throw recording secretary through wall. Hulk gets laid off. To find job, HULK must log on to "monster dot com." HULK not appreciate irony. HULK must fudge resume, too. On a side note, HULK's insurance premiums are too high.
HULK turn-ons, turn-offs by kepler	Aug 10th, 2007 09:42:13 AM
HULK turn-ons: bees, traffic, IRS forms, confusing alarm clocks. HULK turn-offs: fruity drinks with umbrellas, bong hits, music of Jimmy Buffet, puppies. Puppies get Hulk every time.
HULK not understand by kepler	Aug 10th, 2007 09:43:08 AM
Wait, HULK think he take turn-on, turn-off too literally.
WRONG! HULK Love Bong Hits! by LaserPants	Aug 10th, 2007 10:40:07 AM
When HULK ready to relax from day of smashing, HULK like to smoke gamma-irradiated weed from giant bong HULK bought at headshoppe on Sakaar. What, you think just cause HULK angry, he not like feeling euphoric sometimes? Haha! Puny humans with your schwag weed! HULK say, once you smoke Sakaar Gold, you never go back to Maui Wowie. HULK smoke now... bubblebubblebubble toke.. Hhn! HULK holding in, now... exhale... whooooosh! COUGH! HACK! COUGH! WHOOooaaaaahhh!! HULK say that some good shit... Heheh... HULK getting munchies soon... EAT WHOLE PIZZA PLACE HIMSELF! YUMMY!!!
Hulk Hate General Ross for being in The Village by liljuniorbrown	Aug 10th, 2007 11:11:10 AM
Hulk says : Smash bad acting Phoneix brother and Ron Howards ugly daughter. Smash.
Hulk Hate American Pie Sequels by liljuniorbrown	Aug 10th, 2007 11:21:22 AM
Hulk done the fraternity thing, thiks Nerds is alot closer to truth.
The Illusionist Hulk by GavinVanDraven	Aug 10th, 2007 01:43:18 PM
HULK wishes he was in Prestige so HULK Smash Batman and Wolverine! HULK know best magic trick is how purple pants stay on and HULK JR not kill Jessica Biel when flop out!
American History HULK by GavinVanDraven	Aug 10th, 2007 05:17:13 PM
Hulk gets ass raped by Abomination in shower. decides puny humans aren't so bad after all, starts hating green people instead. black guys make HULK laugh now. HULK wishes he had not put that guy's mouth on the curb. SMASH!!! he gets out of prison and tries to convince Nick Nolte that puny humans are ok. Nolte shot by human in bathroom and absorbs bullet. and it all makes no sense..... i like the Primal Fear reference above lol. "there never was a HULK?" "there never was a Banner."
Hulk smash Barry Bonds!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 06:01:39 PM
Bald Ball Man use drugs and shame baseball!!!
It not delivery!!! It DiHulk!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 06:08:47 PM
RAARRRR!!! Tasty!!!
Hulk turn green/gray in 30min or less. by theonecalledshoe	Aug 10th, 2007 08:58:08 PM
HULK NO ORDER EXYRA ANCHOVIES! any more and you guys will have a good comparision/contrast with the cookie monster and hulk. (vocal ability being one.)
Hulk smash Cookie Monster!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Aug 10th, 2007 11:54:04 PM
Cookie Monster talk funny!

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