God, I hate this viral marketing shit. Wouldn't it be much better if we could bitch about facts?

Fievel Goes Wild!

The last thing the man remembered was hiking in the mountains, and he was definately not near any mountains at the moment. Looking out at the water, it was apparent he was in some sort of sea or possibly an ocean, as no land was visible in any direction, although, off in the distance, he could make out another oject adrift in the vast body of water. The man decided to take inventory, and discovered a small key on the floor of the boat, and a small leak.

The man shivered and realized he could be in for a problem, he was soaked, and it seemed to be getting darker, which meant he would only be getting colder. With the boat slowly sinking, the man decided his only course of action was to begin paddling to whatever was floating in the distance, hoping that whatever he discovered would be less likely to sink. As he neared the object, he was able to make out what it was, to his surprise, it was a raft, featureless save for the fact that in the center of the raft, was a door, a door that didn't seem to be attached to anything.

It began to rain, and not a light rain, but a heavy rain, and with it the wind picked up, and the waves became violent. And as the sinking of the boat became eminent, another thing became clear, that the waves were actually bringing him closer to the raft with the strange door. The man made sure to grab the key, and jumped into the water, swimming the rest of the way there. Pulling himself onto the raft, he did the one thing anyone would do in his situation, he tried to open the door. It was locked of course. "The Key" he shouted to himself. The man put the key in the lock, and turned it, feeling it click, the man actually smiled. "Are you my lucky key" he said to the key, as he pulled it out, grasped it in his hands. "Well why not" he said to the key again, and turned the door opening it to reveal......

Honestly, I don't need to know EVERY little detail, but I'm already rapidly burning out on this thing. I have better things to do with my time then to go to a web site and try to decipher date numbers or see how 2 photos glue together or whatever the fuck that lame ass shit is about.

Seriously, by the time this comes out, I'm thinking we're going to end up with another SNAKES...oops, I meant SLUSHOS ON A PLANE, where everyone thought it was going to be this huge geek hit, and instead it just limps along into its opening weekend with even the geeks saying "Eh, it was only a modest budget thing anyway and I was already tired by it. I'll just catch it on DVD."

we really need some more actual info on this film...JJ, you're running on fumes with the internet buzz here, brother...

LAST!!!! haHA!

You're gonna fit right in here.