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Sweet
by HFDLU
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:01:00 PM
ness
second!
by Transmetropolitan
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:01:52 PM
sick
this is looking
by Bloo
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:02:24 PM
more and more interesting all the time. Call my impressed. Now possibly I might be the first, I'm not calling it but maybe
fourth!
by tonamania
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:03:03 PM
First
by Psyburn2974
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:03:15 PM
Beware the rabid Sigmund.
Still not sure on this one.
by eggbeater
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:03:47 PM
I just don't think there is gonna be any middle ground with this movie. It's gonna be either "worst movie ever" or "fuckin awesome". We'll see...
OK....
by Psyburn2974
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:03:48 PM
I'll take fifth.
I would...
by kennofolds
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:05:41 PM
like to apply for the sledge hammering position..
LOL
by Mifune73
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:08:19 PM
"All your Cloverfield are belong to us!" "Take off every Sig!"
Is that a joke?
by weaver78
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:09:03 PM
That both links lead to the same goofy ass picture?
merrick
by gorydon
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:09:56 PM
you sir, are an asshole.
1-18-08 on myspace
by Vi
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:11:47 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2kqlhg
She looked OK...but not HOT
by Kentucky Colonel
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:12:09 PM
just sayin'.
By the way...
by weaver78
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:13:51 PM
Those Flash Gordon ads up there say "roll over to see more". I keep rolling over, but all I'm getting is a sore back and bruised knees. My dog, however has this distinct look of "Yeah, how ya like me now, bitch" on his face.
BOY, Weaver78...
by Tal111
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:14:07 PM
nothing gets past you!! I can tell- college grad.
ROLL OVER TO SEE MORE!
by brokentusk
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:14:33 PM
Am I the only one that is sick of all these adverts that expand the moment your mouse pointer accidentally makes contact? They're annoying and counter-productive because they actually make me NOT want to watch any of the shows advertised (not that I'd watch FLASH GORDON or THE BIONIC WOMAN anyway, they both look like crap… especially FLASH GORDON).
AAAAAAAAAH!!!! The monster is too scary!!!!
by DerLanghaarige
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:15:51 PM
*throws up and faints*
I was watching this 2 days ago
by kingoflight
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:19:45 PM
I didn't see it on here so i presumed it was for another lesser movie.
Parasite
by weaver78
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:20:19 PM
...is what I've heard the movie is called...don't know if that's been debunked around here or not. Hope so, doesn't seem like a fitting title for a good old fashioned monster flick.
Is this movie all hand held shaky cam?
by jojo-pimp
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:21:40 PM
like in the trailer? if so...then i will totally lose all interest now
shuttlepod_10
by weaver78
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:23:28 PM
Perhaps, but I'd prefer it to be Critters....what are they on, 4 or 5? :)
WTF???
by BetaRayBill07
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:26:50 PM
This can't be right, right? Just make a 75 ft Rosie O'Donnell stomp through New York on a quest for lesbian donuts!! I have no idea what that means....
Guess this means the movie is named...
by Tal111
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:27:36 PM
Sigmund. If you have to ask then don't.
What the fuck am I looking at?
by mefrog
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:32:44 PM
Is that a muppet?
I don´t like this creature design one bit.
by Wilclas
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:32:56 PM
Hum...
Where the frig are the zombies?
by Sigmar25
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:32:57 PM
All i see are a few extras standing around...
I loved that guy when I was a kid.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:37:57 PM
I dreamed of living in an underwater cave with Sigmond the Sea Monster.

I never had any idea that he was capable of such mass destruction and meyhem.

Sometimes you think you know somebody.

Slusho is People
by Dietrich
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:39:16 PM
1-18-08

Drink your Slusho and "Chill out".
come on..
by Darth_Valinorean
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:40:08 PM
.. AICN can do better than this article with a stupid fcking muppet picture and then praising this fcking Yoga wannabe mutated muppet!!
Sigmund...
by Veni Vidi Vici
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:41:00 PM
that crazy green bastard. i knew he was up to no good. he should have never washed up on shore. and damn Sid Krofft for not killing it when he had the chance.
AICN is "in" on it.
by Dietrich
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:41:16 PM
I doubt AICN can release anything. It's obvious they are part of the machine at this point.

That device, was found.
oh crap, Dietrich is here.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:41:56 PM
Diet, you are not fooling anyone with your cryptic all-knowing quips and nonsense.

Drink your glass of "shut the hell up" and "shut the hell up."

Is That Sigmund??
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:42:00 PM
the sea sick sea serpent?? Or one of the Kroffts many other scaryass googooly eyed creations...if he is the thing romping and stomping through New York, count me in..
It's not April Fools day you son of a bitch.
by krushjudgement
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:42:42 PM
Why'd you put that damn muppet there you cock tease? The guy in that youtube video said this has been "confirmed" as Godzilla. Hmmmm?
Throw down a cold, refreshing Slusho!
by Dietrich
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:44:05 PM
Skeleton, I enjoy your contribution to the discussion. Without contributors such as yourself, there's not much point to all of this, is there?

1-18-08

Drink Slusho little fish
Heh ...
by spaceghost1818
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:44:16 PM
Is that the "new" design for Voltron, then?
is the following site
by slappy jones
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:45:23 PM
www.myspace.com/slushozoom real or is some fan made bullshit?
I love how we quote...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:46:02 PM
"the guy in the Youtube video" as proof of anything, I could make a video of my balls trouncing through Kings Island and some of the fuckin retards on here would qoute it as scripture if the Beast operator said "that's Godzilla alright"
Who cares?
by PwnedByStallone
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:46:48 PM
This is getting old already.
I could actually believe the Godzilla thing.
by weaver78
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:47:28 PM
I mean, is it not possible someone said, "Hey, you know those Godzilla movies? We should do one...but get this...from the point of view of the scared guy filming it!", or something. Although, if it does turn out to be just a Godzilla movie with an interesting twist, I pity them all for what AICN Talkbackers will say. I'd go so far as to predict massive uprising.
yo
by MC-909
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:47:32 PM
That picture is scary as shit. I just pissed all over my keyboard. JJ Abrams you are a genius!

On a side note, fuck this movie.

I think HBO cancelled the last season of Sigmond.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:50:42 PM
We'll never know what made Rip Taylor a magical seaman.
Pause on 33 seconds remaining
by SUPERJIM
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:51:16 PM
I SWEAR that's Harry right there watching. In some sort of white pregnancy dress. Honeymoon my arse...
Dr Gonzo: The problem is that the term viral marketing
by chrth
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:51:21 PM
Is now viral, so you won't stop hearing it
I posted the last before clicking the...
by SUPERJIM
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:53:21 PM
"Spoiler" link....That too, looks a bit like Harry Knowles.
Looks like Funkadelic
by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:54:12 PM
Cute monster. I think he just needs a hug. The poor little guy is probably just misunderstood. :(
I called the last "set pics" as part of the campaign...
by BadMrWonka
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:56:50 PM
since they were taken ON the set, not on the other side of a barrier looking in.

you know that ANYONE that got real footage, real info, actual, factual, verifiable, clear information on this would make it appear so. but all the info we get seems to be just hints at possiblities about vague hints at more possibilities of hints that might be forthcoming about more information on new hints...it's all part of the machine!

but I loves me the machine. this campaign is great. but no offense AICN, you guys is clearly a big part of it...

If they do find a smashed camcorder,,,,,
by the Green Gargantua
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:57:23 PM
It means the vermin that is humanity survives. FACT: The only way to defeat a giant monster is by a giant robot (or mecha), or a second monster of greater power decides to champion the human race and fight for man's survival. There are now on the slusho site a selection of flavours represented by colorful japanese Super Robots.
OMG they have to tone down that monster...
by Sidius
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:59:55 PM
Unless they want to give adults nightmares. There will not be much sleeping to be had after an encounter with that beast.
what it probably is
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:02:08 PM
is the disaster has already occured, the WHOLE story will be told through a series of flashbacks, the twist at the end, is that the final flash back is actually a flash forward....
If they do find a smashed camcorder,,,,,
by the Green Gargantua
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:03:49 PM
It means the vermin that is humanity survives. FACT: The only way to defeat a giant monster is by a giant robot (or mecha), or a second monster of greater power decides to champion the human race and fight for man's survival. There are now on the slusho site a selection of flavours represented by colorful japanese Super Robots.
slusho store
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:03:51 PM
has anyone bought any t-shirts from the store?
It's all a scam
by proton45
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:05:00 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if all the filming they where doing in the street was just a publicity stunt, and all the "real" filming and sets where done and different...
The whole story will actually be told in reverse!
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:05:28 PM
Trebor just gets back from Napaj when all Lleh breaks esool!
Ha!
by The Dum Guy
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:06:36 PM
Love that monster design.
WTF!? H.R Puffenstuff?
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:07:01 PM
.
That IS hot!
by J-Dizzle
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:12:15 PM
I want her Fuzz!!!!
Is that supposed to be funny?
by V'Shael
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:13:49 PM
What are you, fucking five?

Stories like this are the reason this site has become a flaming turd. And you sir, are the gasoline.

Hyuck, Hyuck! It's Dagon-zookie
by KillaKane
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:16:18 PM
Next, feeble promtional suppliment...
Good God I'm so bored of this already
by cloudhidden1
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:21:20 PM
The more high-pitched all this viral campaigning gets the more convinced I am that this film will be a huge flaming turd. The tip off to everyone should have been the shakey cam crap and then the Statue of Liberty head. Both so unoriginal that it's ridulous. I love giant monster movies but this one may have me so pissed off by the time it opens that I will refuse to see it.
Fuck you, Merrick.
by oceanic86
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:22:01 PM
Rat bastard.
Let me clarify:
by oceanic86
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:25:07 PM
Fuck you, for playing with my pathetic dork mind like that.
Ha ha ha
by Redfoot the Fence
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:31:42 PM
You go to hell, Merrick. You go to hell and you die!
What's really scary is...
by GimmieMyBackpackBack
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:32:44 PM
If some film geek looked at that silly lil monster for five seconds and then realized what he's really afraid of seeing. A vagina.
New Monster Pic
by Longfellow X
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:34:01 PM
That image of the monster is way outdated. I have it on good authority that many of the Tatopoulos and Baker elements have been revised or entirely eliminated from the latest design, resulting in a more Jungian-appearing creature that strongly evokes the shadow world of the collective unconsciousness. You can view the latest incarnation of the monster here, providing the tiny url works: http://tinyurl.com/yufusu
Likes like something SId & Marty Kroft dreamed up
by ATARI
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:37:22 PM
But it's still cool. I'll go see it ;-)
no, cloudhidden1, no.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:40:14 PM
There are five stages of viral marketing.

1. Denial and isolation - At first we tend to deny the campaign is taking place and be snarky to fellow talkbackers. This stage may last a few moments or many weeks.

2. Anger - The target market individual suffering from viral marketing may be furious at the producers, director, marketers who inflicted the campaign upon them or the blog/newsgroup who let it happen.

3. Bargaining - Now the Target Market Individual bargains with God, promising never to go to a Michael Bay film ever again if the Viral Campaigns will just stop.

4. Depression - The victim of the viral campaign or ARG now slumps into a sadness and dispair that can only be covered over with a thick layer of numbness.

5. Acceptance - This is when the anger, sadness, and numbness have worn off and the person simply logs onto slusho.jp and orders a shirt.

That's it...
by Fireball XL-5
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:44:30 PM
I am officially tired of being led around by the nose on this. I've completely lost interest in the viral stunt, but I will see the movie when it comes out.
"Getting old"
by MattNC
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:51:42 PM
"This is getting old already." It's getting so old that you clicked on this thread to read it.
Its a giant zombie
by cromwell1666
Aug 2nd, 2007
04:51:49 PM
composed of regular zombies who drank Slusho when alive. Opening weekend = $340,000 in 9845 theatres
Video: 22 seconds remaining...
by Mondo47
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:05:39 PM
When the camera guy pans back to what his buddy has found in the rubble, it looks like he's got a dinosaur skull there. Might well just be a bit of rubble that that looks a bit like something else, but the way he's holding his hands out.. Nice monster design btw.
Man...
by micturatingbenjamin
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:12:15 PM
That creature seems like it's the dream of some half-witted drugged madman. Krofft creatures always reminded me of Cthulhu for Kids. Brrr.
Sigmund!
by kafka07
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:12:47 PM
Sigmuuund, the sea monsterrrrr la la la
Anagrams
by maddox
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:15:13 PM
ovenmitt, hammer, cheese (from the Slusho site) = The Chimera Events Memo; The Chimera Event Memos; Vehement Chimera Tomes; Meh, just thought I would throw that out there fr the hell of it.
actually, Sigmund is
by kafka07
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:17:14 PM
way cooler looking than Tatapolous' ultra shatty Godzilla design.
1.18.08
by Yeti
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:24:29 PM
Sigmund's as mad as hell and won't take it any more.
And This Year's SNAKES ON A PLANE Award Goes To....
by Buzz Maverik
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:35:41 PM
We'll talk about it! We'll blog about it! But will we go see it? And even if we do, will anyone else?

Forget the niche, forget the net, forget the blog, the spoor, the breech, the leak, whatever, JJ. Do not forget, movies are for everyone This specialized stuff won't make the thing a hit, even if it's a good movie.

Everybody is a damn comedian...
by googamooga
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:35:51 PM
Yeah, those "ACTUAL PIC OF THE MONSTER!!!! OMGZ!!!!" posts were mildly humorous the first 500 times we saw them, but now anyone who puts one up is offically a douche.
Fuck this.
by nicegoogly
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:40:50 PM
Does this idiot realize that the over-hype will kill anything good left in his movie.
Sigmund Ooze
by Buzz Maverik
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:43:19 PM
Boy, I sure hope his mean brothers and Mom don't get him back. Of course, he had to live with Johnny "Jody" Whittaker. I'm just glad he didn't get tangled up with that Danny Bonaduce guy.
nicegoogly
by MetiphisLabs
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:44:36 PM
Sorry man, but I laughed... a lot.
Damn it Merrick
by Turd Furgusen
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:44:56 PM
Sigmund the Sea Monster?
nothing can live up to this hype, people.
by Mogwai Democracy
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:46:28 PM
fuck, it's a monster movie. ok? it's a big monster fucking up new york and a bunch of people band together and fight it. big deal. it's just a 2007 update of the godzilla concept. Abrams already told you all that at the comic con. the "hook" of the film is that it will be told in ultra realistic style, thru supposed camcorder footage of ordinary people (tho that teaser trailer that was released looked way too slick and unconvincing to me.)

so that's it. the rest is just hype and marketing. the problem is that this marketing is going to turn out to be far more interesting than the film itself. give it a rest people. big monster. wooo. we'll see the rest in january. personally, i'm getting tired of all this 1 year in advance teaser viral reality based game crap, which turns out to be far more interesting than whatever it is that is being sold. when you've got something more concrete to show me that will justify the level of mania this is generating, give me a call.
you are
by in the future there wont be men and women only wankers
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:48:29 PM
utter cunts. you are in a privileged position to supply us with the type of geek info we're hoping for. why else do you think we come here?? to read your totally unbiased reviews of your friends movies??? aicn lost all its journalistic credibilty a long time ago. it sold its soul so in order to share its bed with certain people in the industry. the same guys who realise that they have to keep aicn sweet so they'll not get shit reviews. stop trying to be premiere and just give us the insider pictures that we want. you big bunch of socially inept cunts.
Ooo, It's A Commerical For A Movie....
by Buzz Maverik
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:00:14 PM
Oooo!

What's that Dad?

Dad says that in his day they just watched movies and nobody cared about the commerical.

NEWS FLASH
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:04:04 PM
The story is old told in flash backs, with a final twist, the last flash is actually a flash forward... Also, another twist to the ending is that the camera pulls back to reveal it's all inside a snow globe being played with by a small wirey japanese girl that works at the slusho factory.
to the people talking about "the hype"
by BadMrWonka
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:04:14 PM
you realize that, supposedly, this is just a couple of film fans sending in their own videos of a car getting smashed?

not exactly a media blitz. calm down.

How did these "film fans"
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:14:51 PM
get onto the set, and stand there for hella minutes video taping the set with cam corders. Sets are generally closed, if a civilian were to accidentally injure themselves while wandering around a set, the studio would be liable, it seems VERY UNLIKELY that random people would be able to sneak onto the set, and then stand there and take videos. I think it is ("APPARENTLY OBVIOUS") this is part of the VIRAL marketing campaign and/or ARG for this as of yet un-named film.

Comments? Thoughts? Theories?

I would like to thank.......
by The_Boo
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:22:32 PM
those of you that yet again posted days old information, yes my bitching is incessant but seriously, how much work does it really take? If you can't be a productive member of the community then just leave the room and let the grown-ups talk. Also for what it's worth, how many people now have the cloverfield gang as their myspace friends? I sent requests to them all last week and today they all added me.
um
by Halfbreedqueen
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:30:37 PM
if that's just bystanders, how did they get so fucking close with a camera and nobody mentioned anything? seems fake to me.
Hey The_Boo
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:32:41 PM
would you like some cheese with your WHINE?

J/K

"um" Halfbreedqueen
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:34:10 PM
I just said that, and I'm sure like 20 other people said it before me....

so uh thanks

god I feel like a total asshole right now

bless alcohol


by frosty81
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:38:54 PM
[IMG]http://i74.photobucket.co m/albums/i275/frostyak81/slush o.jpg[/IMG]
I am just astounded...
by Al Delvechio
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:47:21 PM
that so many of you knuckleheads don't know Sigmund the Seamonster when you see him!
Satoshi Tajiri
by maddox
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:55:19 PM
Satoshi from the Slusho site is Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokemon. NYC destroyed by Pokemon!
By the time the film is released....
by MontyPigeon
Aug 2nd, 2007
06:59:17 PM
No one will care about it. It's setting itself up for a fall with all this publicity around it. People will expect an epic and be given an average film.
Now, if it really WAS...
by CatVutt
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:00:39 PM
A Sigmund and the Seamonsters movie, I might actually get interested. Otherwise, I've yet to wrap my mind around the interest in this thing that's gonna be a complete non-event to all but a couple hundred geeks.
January is so far away
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:04:12 PM
I got other things to be interested in, like watching how disasterous the new Flash Gorden show is starting on August 10th. and how Awesome Heroes season 2 will be starting on September 24th. and hell um Super Smash Brothers Brawl should be coming out sometime soon too.

The Wii>Xbox360>PS3

I don't even know a single person that owns a playstation 3

yes I have ADD

why are all
by Halfbreedqueen
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:16:04 PM
the pictures fake? the first two is funny, but having them all be fake is just kinda lame and dumb. and i didn't see a single post asking why they got so close, so obviously that means your 20 above comment is useless. now I know to always avoid your posts. of course, you're drunk. so i forgive you.
How old do I feel...
by Dollar Bird
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:28:06 PM
...that the minority of posters reacting to that sea monster image know what it's from? And how much older do I feel because I'm indignant that these young whippersnappers don't know a Sid and Marty Krofft creature when they see one? Muppets and Fraggles? Fie on thee, ignorant child, and may you someday be touched by Rip Taylor ... 's moving performance as the sea genie. Why aren't flamboyantly gay comedians on children's puppet shows anymore? I miss 'em.
queestionss about jj abrams
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:32:34 PM
Ive watched alots of his work, and was wondering something about which shows of his work don't have flashbacks? and which one's do.

Shows that I know have flashbacks
Alias
Lost
Mission Impossible 3
Star Trek prequel (I'm assuming

Did Felicity have flashbacks, what about his other shows?

Bring back the Muppets damn it
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:34:25 PM
I effing loved taht show... question... was there an adult version of the muppet show? I seem to rmbmr something about it
This is starting to bore me... *sigh*
by screamster101
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:43:14 PM
I really don't give a shit at this time. It is old hat and will probably suck balls. The interest is gone. NO SOUP FOR YOU!... NEXT!!!
waiting for JJ to reboot HR Puff N Stuff...
by lynxpro
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:52:48 PM
You heard it here first...
next up....
by lynxpro
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:57:02 PM
JJ reboots *The Blair Witch Project* and makes it "more realistic"...
I own a PS3...
by lynxpro
Aug 2nd, 2007
07:59:09 PM
and it crushes Harry's HD DVD player...here's why... Higher bit rates = better picture quality. And no, Sony ain't paying me.
that last comment was for RokurGepta
by lynxpro
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:00:21 PM
Now he knows someone with the system...
I surely hope not.....
by Kyzer The Medic
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:04:18 PM
In the preview someone was heard to say "I saw it, it's a lion and its huge" or something like that....one of the links stated that there are rumors that this is going to be an adaptation of the 80's video game Rampage ??? Please tell me its not !!!!!!
Dollar bird.
by The_Boo
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:06:54 PM
A sizeable chunk of the "adult" population wouldn't have a clue who Sigmund, H.R. or Chaka are. All 3 of those shows were on well before my birth, they aired over 30 years ago, the only reason I'm familiar at all is because I became interested in the shows after getting the Saturday Morning cd when I was 15, which I bought for the Ramones cover of the Spider-man theme song.
Actually, Rampage would be awesome ...
by chrth
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:06:57 PM
Although iirc there were no lions, just a gorilla, a lizard ... and something else (a robot?). And it's "it's a lion", it's "it's alive"
*sigh* I meant
by chrth
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:07:45 PM
And it's NOT "it's a lion", it's "it's alive"
wow
by CherryValance
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:13:32 PM
I'd never seen that before, it's cute.
lynxpro
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:23:29 PM
hey now that we know each other, can I come over and play video games?

sorry but I still don't actually know anyone with a PS3

The monster design sucks
by gudge
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:46:52 PM
:-D
the monster
by acebandage
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:50:17 PM
from the very first time I laid eyes on it, I had to wonder, was it madness that made me see it or was I driven mad by the very sight of it? I see it now in waking dreams that flood in from the whole of human consciousness and the primordial nightmares that have plagued man since he had first conjured abstract thought. Drawn upon in the ashkanic texts, the creature haunts me...it haunts us all deep in our souls! The name echoes reverberantly throughout our very make up! Sigmund! Sigmund! Sigmund!!! and I am spent!
we wanted to see a monster but its not Harry!!!
by ludmir88
Aug 2nd, 2007
08:59:17 PM
and Merrick you fu(gunshot)!!!
Dude, that was a woman who walked by, not a girl.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:01:05 PM
And she's hot because all NY women are hot.
Rokur, the shooting is on the city street, so until...
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:09:46 PM
they start rolling, you can pretty much walk up and down the sidewalk and stare to your heart's content. Those are just regular folk making those vids. Merrick is getting carried away with the viral crap. But it's boring as all hell. In the last few days, we have shooting in town on the city streets: "Old Dogs" with Robin Williams and Travolta; "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" with Sandler; a boatload of TV shows; and the film I like to call Clovercheesepuffchocolateballf ield.
Y'all will be plenty pissed when the monster...
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:12:05 PM
is revealed to be a giant freakin' rat. One hella big ass rat. A monstrous rat. BIG. PISSED. CHEESE-EATER. RAT.

Rat!

Hey Green Gargantua,
by TheBloop
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:15:47 PM
How did t feel when then Brown Gargantua kicked your ass all over Toyko? He told me that if want some more ass kicking he is ready to spin you around like a yo-yo. Brown > Green
I agree with a previous poster. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:29:54 PM
I hope when the film comes out that it's as good as that ferocious roar in the trailer.
Oh, yeah, Merrick. Can the "allegedly" nonsense.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:33:18 PM
There are citizens and tourists climbing all over the location. There's nothing amazing or top secret about fake rubble and crunched cars. You all already know that shit goes down on Orchard Street. That's where they're shooting. Wow. Big scoop.

And mark my words: The Monster is a Giant Rat. New York all the way, baby.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by NubtheSquirrel
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:33:50 PM
That was frickin hilarious. I laughed and nearly shot water out my nose whrn I saw the creature. Brilliant play and many kudos to whoevers idea it was to fuck with us just a little bit.
hechtal
by thecheesegrommit
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:35:44 PM
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you did that funny thing where you crap on fan favorites ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's still funny....never gets old....
Rampage would be great ONLY if they used rubber suits.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:39:04 PM
No damned CGI. Me wants Men (or Women) in Rubber Suits. And crappy fake buildings for the Rubber Monsters to tear down. God damn that would be GREAT. I don't want Cheesefield to be made. I want Rampage with Rubber Suits.
hechtal
by thecheesegrommit
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:42:09 PM
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you did that funny thing where you crap on fan favorites ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's still funny....never gets old....
It might be a city street
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:46:00 PM
but on films of a certain scale, you generally get permits, and shut down those streets, you don't want people wandering in and tampering with your crime scene... I mean film set, what if people wander in and move stuff around that and it messes with continuity, or trips over some of that rubble, and breaks an ankle, what if the guy swinging the sledge hammer slips and hits a pedestrian? Plus isn't this movie supposed to be hush hush? And if anyone can just walk onto these city streets that are being used to shoot movies, then why don't we have cam corder videos from a lot more movies? I could be wrong, I'm open to being wrong, but I really think that this video is part of the market campaign for this JJ Abrams monster movie
If your going to have Sigmund..
by Ironmuskrat
Aug 2nd, 2007
10:33:25 PM
lets keep with the Sid and Marty Krofft thread and throw in a few giant Sleestaks too. We can watch them destroy New York very slowly. Hiissss!
Sleestaks!
by lynxpro
Aug 2nd, 2007
10:46:38 PM
The almost-original Reptoids. Although the Silurians and the Sea Devils would kick their reptilian asses if they ever went head to head. Granted, it does look like the Sleestaks redesigned the TARDIS console room for The Doctor in the current version of *Doctor Who*. Well, more like the Sleestaks collaborated with the Teletubbies a la Dangermouse style.
One thing that gets me...
by micturatingbenjamin
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:01:32 PM
In the trailer, why does the asshole cameraman videotape the news forecast? Why wouldn't the fucking camera be pointed at the floor? Who the fuck tapes tv with their video camera? Dammit. This movie's broken.
Bronx Cheer is right.
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:07:45 PM
The ONLY way to do Rampage is rubber suits and cardboard buildings. Aren't some of you guys out the in the business? Can't we get this project greenlit? Look, I'll help with the suits and I can make a few realistic looking model buildings. We can set off sparklers to go off when the actors hit the power lines.
Who has the movie rights to Sid and Marty Krofft?
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:11:50 PM
There is a wealth of fantastic material in the Krofft Lexicon.

Rip Taylor is still with us, as well as Charles Nelson Reilly except he's dead.

WHO'S WITH ME?????

Woah! Sid and Marty Krofft still have the rights!
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:28:54 PM
Check out http://tinyurl.com/29pq7y They want to make movies of all their stuff. So cool! Land of the Lost will star Will Farrell
Will Farrell
by RokurGepta
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:42:18 PM
is about as funny as cement drying, just my opinion
Rokur, imagine Will Ferrell falling off a giant cliff
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:52:30 PM
and being chased by dinosaurs. Would THAT wake up your sensibilities?
AICN broke the news way way way way way way
by SkeletonParty
Aug 2nd, 2007
11:55:52 PM
way way way before I did.

http://tinyurl.com/34r2yy

crap.

Rokur, it's really fairly accessible.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:08:19 AM
Hell, I remember when I lived off Hollywood Boulevard a long long long long time ago and they were shooting that scene at the end of Lethal Weapon when the car flips over etc. I was watching it from the sidewalk, granted I was behind the camera, but I was there. It was a pretty cool gag, by the way.

The reason you don't see vids of other movies? Go to YouTube. I'm sure you'll find plenty.

SkeletonParty, I'm game.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:12:39 AM
Let's make a fucking REAL monster movie. Screw JJ and this modern stuff with video cameras and special computer generated imagery. We can make a couple of suits and tear up some cardboard. It'll make boat loads if only because people will be stunned how crappy it is.

Hey, did he say "Crappy?" Well, then, it's time to call Rob Schneider and David Spade. I'm sure we can get them cheap, especially if we give them co-exec producer credits.

Rpkur, if Ferrell is as funny as cement dryin, then he
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:14:09 AM
could be what we make the buildings out of that the Monsters destroy. Comedy Gold!
No Giant Rats will be harmed in the making of...
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:16:35 AM
Cloverfield, because they got them a Giant Cheese-Eating Rat that is going to tear NYC apart. It's the humans that need to worry about being treated humanely.
you're right
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:23:24 AM
there are tons of crap videos of behind the scenes stuff and sets visits and what not on movies on youtube...

I guess I was just wondering why there aren't more quality vids of of sets and scenes from upcoming movies, like say dark knight, posted on this site.

in an age in which everyone has a camera, whether it be on their phone, or it be cam corder, you'd think that AICN would be flooded with videos showing us some of the action from dark knight or cloverfield. there must be some videos of cloverfield shot from apartment windows showing the action. It seems like AICN has lost some of that je ne sais quoi, that it had back in the day of the mid-late 90's. Now it just seems like AICN is part of the giant advertising machine owned/run/paid off by the studios, only giving us news that the studios have deemed worthy, kind of like the government controls are world news and newspapers. it seems alot of the "news" is nothing more than press releases, news junkets, and seems to appear on all the big sites at the same time. IESB, IGN, Dark Horizons, etc..

now i've rambled tons, and probably pissed some people off, and hopefully I don't get banned or something weak, but it's my opinion, and if I'm wrong, then please set me straight...

I've only really enjoyed two Will Ferrel movies
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:27:25 AM
Kicking and Screaming (Mike Ditka was hilarious in that movie, and probably the only reason I liked it)

Stranger Than Fiction (simply hilarious, I LOVED IT)

You won't get banned. These guys are okay.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:30:11 AM
There's so much crap out there, if AICN posted all of it, they'd be doind nothing more than posting shit loads of links. As weak as they have been sometimes, I prefer the personal and uniquely slanted approach here. It's still very amateurish, and I actually mean that as a positive. look up the root of the word amateur, and you'll get my drift. Now, I have to go to bed. Cheers.
Last thought, on Will Ferrell.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:31:12 AM
He's naturally funny. I love him. He just works too much and selects some bad scripts. But give him time. He'll grow on you.
HEY TheBloop!
by the Green Gargantua
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:27:35 AM
Brown Gargantua is dead, I shoved that house Gargantua's head into a submerged volcano. I live. The proof? In 1997 I ripped a brutal fucking fart after devouring some mexicans, and a US submarine recorded it.
DEAL
by the Green Gargantua
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:33:40 AM
with it.
Sigmund is a clue 'yall
by TYLER DERDEN
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:43:45 AM
I think a big point has been missed...WHO is this Eric Dahl that sent the image....is it a clue for something real?
Eric Dahl imporant? Google search,,,
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:54:53 AM
http://xenophile.cwru.edu/xeno ngroup_eric.htm

http://www.maya.com/web/who/bi os/who_bio_dahl.mtml

http://www.thedahlpod.com/

http://www.swampfox.ws/eric-da hl-named-interim-vice-presiden t-for-research-at-uga/

http://www.nmi.uga.edu/nmix420 0br/nmix/apammi/final/context. html

http://www.directathletics.com /athletes/track/441894.html

http://www.zenoss.com/about/te am

Imagine a Giant Grover roaming the streets
by messi
Aug 3rd, 2007
04:34:31 AM
that would be beyond anything.
hahahaha
by dr sauch
Aug 3rd, 2007
05:20:44 AM
that was brilliant
myspace.com/slushozoom is
by Indexical
Aug 3rd, 2007
05:51:28 AM
myspace.com/slushozoom is real.
The internet is real
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
06:03:32 AM
for reals
MAN IN SUIT!
by CuervoJones
Aug 3rd, 2007
07:50:40 AM
MAN IN SUIT!
the name is GIGER
by skynetbauxi
Aug 3rd, 2007
07:50:54 AM
not Geiger
About the "zombie action"......
by Elgyn6655321
Aug 3rd, 2007
08:47:11 AM
The fact that some of the pictures on the official website show military guys running around would suggest that in addition to the 'giant monster', there also must be something going on at ground level. Maybe Slusho infects people turning them into "28 Days Later"-style zombies......or maybe smaller monsters at ground level?????
ITS SPACE GIANTS!!!
by Psyburn2974
Aug 3rd, 2007
09:07:46 AM
During Noriko's flavor finding expedition, she discover a cosmic ingredient in the ocean, but when she tries to harvest it, she awakens Rodak and is never heard from again. During college, Rob became friends with a volcanic geology student named Miko (who got into volcanic geology due to graphic dreams he has as a child of a giant sea monsther that destroys the world), who later offers Rob a job in Japan. In the meantime, Ganu has also discovered Noriku's cosmic ingredient and can harvest it because Rodak is on his way to take a bite out of the Big Apple. After Rodak comes ashore, Rob has to find a way to get to Miko, studying volcanos in Hawaii, discovers an artifact that resembles a whistle. As he blows it, the mountain rumbles and a fissure opens revealing a gold rocket, a silver rocket and what appears to be a little boy. As Miko enters, the little boy slowly awakens, but he seems sick. With what little energy he has left, he explains that he is dying and needs a special energy source to survive. Miko decides to help the boy, but they will have to come back with for the rockets. The boy says not to worry because once he is energized, he can then energize the rockets. While trying to help the boy, Miko learns that his cousin Ganu has discovered a "special ingredient" on the ocean floor. The boy, now known as Gam, explains that this ingredient is the poser source he needs. Now it is a race against time to find Ganu and his ingredient. Miko and Gam are finally able to find Ganu. First Gam drinks Slusho and starts to change. Before their eyes, Gam turns into a rocket and tell Miko and Ganu to get in. They fly to the volcano and pour Slusho into the gold and silver rockets. Then the rockets turn into Goldar and Silvar who must now defeat the evil Rodak and save the world.
Uwe Boll's *Godzilla*...
by lynxpro
Aug 3rd, 2007
09:08:40 AM
You know, that makes sense. If Dean Devlin were involved, it would just mean replacing one inept German film maker with one crazy German film maker.
I hope they make as much effort...
by UndeadXeke
Aug 3rd, 2007
09:19:31 AM
...making the movie as they are with the marketing already. They've either got something really awesome or they're seriously over compensating....hope they go with that creature design though, the haunted glossy eyes and the single tooth is surely a metaphor for how ronery and troubled the beast is - so deep.
Bad Robot
by Voight
Aug 3rd, 2007
10:32:14 AM
The name of the movie is in the trailer Bad Robot. It quickly flashes towards the end.
Thats a kids show on noggin
by skydog
Aug 3rd, 2007
10:57:14 AM
Pretty scary for my 2 year old
Thats not what Voltron looks
by wowsucks
Aug 3rd, 2007
11:19:55 AM
Thats not what Voltron looks like, damn there visual/makeup department! Then again this could be the new Al Gore action movie on global warming? Bear Pigman attacks on 1-18-08! :)
Bad Robot
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Aug 3rd, 2007
11:50:09 AM
is the name of the production team for this movie...not the name of the movie
Myspace
by derf24
Aug 3rd, 2007
12:50:38 PM
Super 6 now accepting friends! Join the list
Merrick you bastard!!!!
by MatDGZ
Aug 3rd, 2007
01:29:08 PM
I was so excited about seeing that gorram picture :-)
LMAO!
by aramisx
Aug 3rd, 2007
01:34:55 PM
Hilarious. I needed that...I just found my avatar for the week, thanks guys.
micturatingbenjamin
by aramisx
Aug 3rd, 2007
01:38:18 PM
About your videocam guy recording the news...I was thinking the same thing...and doesn't the TV screen come out with all sorts of lines running up and down when filming with a video cam?
video cam recording tv
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
02:04:45 PM
nobody would do that shit, its dumber than Jessica Simpson.

and yes there would be all sorts of lines running up and down because of the different frame rate of television and video cameras....

Finally
by ItsDefinitelyVoltron
Aug 3rd, 2007
02:24:00 PM
I was wondering what the monster that Voltron fights was going to look like.
myspace pages
by strangelyinterested
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:03:46 PM
Not sure if this adds, but the new myspace for one of Hawk's friends is great reading - lots of innuendo about Japan, her dislike of deep blue water, family moving to us and back, etc. http://tinyurl.com/2ehdss
i've been looking...
by jedimindflayer
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:36:43 PM
and, best i can tell, this is a remake that features a bearded messiah and his girl-group friends as they investigate the monster attacks on nyc... jesus and the pussycats
or...
by jedimindflayer
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:40:59 PM
i've also caught wind of a plot regarding a long-haired savior and his band of greek warriors standing final ground against the terror (a plague of animated skeletons) on the island of manhattan... jesus and the argonaughts
What. The. Fuck.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Aug 3rd, 2007
03:47:00 PM
I'm blind now.

Thanks AICN.

Chellooooo?
by lucasjackson
Aug 3rd, 2007
04:34:50 PM
That's classic. This is a remake I'd pay to see.
Title=Overnight
by scrow98
Aug 3rd, 2007
04:43:53 PM
Take a look at this story: http://tinyurl.com/2pbb7e The title could be Overnight.
i'm going to stop spoiling myself for this movie.
by blonde redhead
Aug 3rd, 2007
05:05:22 PM
because i think it might actually be fucking great, and i don't want to know anything else about it. for real. screw this viral marketing shit, because too much buzz kills shit dead.
please stop spoiling yourself
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
05:52:02 PM
it's gross
Muppet Lord Of The Rings CONFIRMED!!
by performingmonkey
Aug 3rd, 2007
06:50:53 PM
In dreams where I cum, that is. Bring on Miss Piggy as Sauron!
Miss piggy
by RokurGepta
Aug 3rd, 2007
07:10:27 PM
Mis Piggy would be Arwen
Kermit would be Aragorn
Rowlf would be Gimli
Scooter and Skeeter would be merry and pippin
Animal would be Gollum
Fozzie would be Frodo
Gonzo as Samwise Gamgi

that's what I came up with on the spot, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

This movie could be cool, however...
by red_five
Aug 3rd, 2007
08:28:09 PM
all this marketing crap is getting old. I like the idea of just giving out glimpses and short images from a film, but it's all starting to swirl together and now we don't know what's genuine and what's not. Who knows, maybe there really isn't a movie at all, just a viral marketing goose chase??
I still think it´s Jesus.
by Wilclas
Aug 3rd, 2007
09:09:54 PM
I really do.
Only 192 posts vs. 800 for the last one? SLACKERS.
by Pennsy
Aug 3rd, 2007
09:23:34 PM
;)
Space Giants kicked ass back in the day.
by Pennsy
Aug 3rd, 2007
09:33:10 PM
I remember that one; guilty pleasure, that.
'Overnight' is stupid title...
by Hugh G Rekshun
Aug 3rd, 2007
11:37:22 PM
I'm glad it's still just one of the many ridiculous rumors going around. That title will not put butts in movie seats.
i'd bet money
by RokurGepta
Aug 4th, 2007
12:12:35 AM
that the title is The parasite, or Cloverfield, or Slusho

I'd also bet money that slusho drinks will become a reality at your local market

NEW CLOVERFIELD TRAILER!!!
by bbmcrae
Aug 9th, 2007
01:04:01 AM
http://video.dotcomedy.com/pl ayer/?id=141353
NEW CLOVERFIELD TRAILER!!! pt 2
by bbmcrae
Aug 9th, 2007
01:04:46 AM
http://video.dotcomedy.com/pl ayer/?id=141353
Too F'n funny
by Snarky2
Aug 16th, 2007
02:55:11 AM
That is perfect. All it was missing was a Voltron reference.
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