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Harry & Yoko's Rolling Roadshow Adventures begin in San Elizario, Tx with FANDANGO Tonight!

Eh... by Kid Z	Jul 18th, 2007 12:39:28 PM
...First!
Fandango... by DirkD13"	Jul 18th, 2007 12:42:22 PM
I'm getting a vague recollection of skydiving. Anyone care to help me out?
Third...Right Hand by Garbageday2007	Jul 18th, 2007 12:45:23 PM
Why does Harry keep calling his right hand Yoko??
It's good to hear by El Scorcho	Jul 18th, 2007 12:51:00 PM
that she survived the wedding night. Congrats, big guy!
He Calls His Left hand NUMB by Garbageday2007	Jul 18th, 2007 12:58:02 PM

Harry come to San Francisco! by gride9000	Jul 18th, 2007 01:00:10 PM
Cause we got the best movies and food.
san fran - right hand - anal sex blowout by HEADGEEK	Jul 18th, 2007 01:09:36 PM
well - Gride - we'll be hitting Santa cruz, just south of san francisco - so you should come on down and join us for LOST BOYS on the boardwalk Actually, I call my right hand GarbageDay2007. supercowbell? anal sex blowout... that's every night, yoko loves her strap on and i love the prostate massage.... ring a ling!
Dewar's? by HeWhoCannotBeNamed	Jul 18th, 2007 01:12:16 PM
Almost as bad as Cutty Sark. Almost. For cheap shit, blended scotch, why not Johnnie Walker? One can at least semi-enjoy that. Dewar's equals weak sauce. Drive safely guys.
When Harry met Yoko. by Garbageday2007	Jul 18th, 2007 01:16:54 PM
The hand never flet so right http://youtube.com/watch?v=SG7 S0oMwr7k
Didn't that Friday showing get cancelled? by wash	Jul 18th, 2007 01:18:33 PM
Or is it back on?
There's a wild fandango loose in the theater! by rev_skarekroe	Jul 18th, 2007 01:18:57 PM
Watch out!
By Friday I mean the movie, not the day, by wash	Jul 18th, 2007 01:19:42 PM
^^
Harry.... by solartaco3	Jul 18th, 2007 01:27:34 PM
I love you.
Damn you Atlantic Ocean by RowanM	Jul 18th, 2007 01:30:05 PM
I wouldn't mind having a look see, but I'm hindered with this ol' geography thing.
Maybe the Fandango ate your baby? by Abin Sur	Jul 18th, 2007 01:48:47 PM
Are you surfing on the new iPhone, perchance Harry? Surely someone got you one as a wedding gift?
Santa Cruz - Lost Boys - Rolling Roadshow by Lando Griffin	Jul 18th, 2007 01:51:21 PM
I'm there!
Harry.. by Tiki-421	Jul 18th, 2007 01:57:49 PM
Was your wedding scammed together at the last minute like in Fandango? Take some pictures and post them.
Fandango by PantherMatt	Jul 18th, 2007 02:06:08 PM
Is a great film. Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson, before they were anybody. Yeah, there's a skydiving scene. Judd Nelson has to go to skydiving school with some supremely stoned guy and ends up with a Parachute pack full of Laundry. To the masses who HAVEN'T seen this film: I know that sounds about as cliched as it gets, but it works. it's very funny. Check it out. It's available on DVD in most $10 bins, and is more than worth it
NIPPLES ON FANDANGO= PING PONG BALLS ON OPTIMUS by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 18th, 2007 02:22:42 PM
We need pics.
PantherMatt by DirkD13"	Jul 18th, 2007 02:28:15 PM
Thanks buddy, will have to seek it out again.
not the honeymoon by HEADGEEK	Jul 18th, 2007 02:33:31 PM
this is the rolling roadshow - we'd be doing this whether or not we got married. no - the Honeymoon will be next year and will either be a cruise from Moscow to st Petersburg.... or an Orient Express trip to Istanbul. this is... a getaway, a jaunt into the wilderness... a journey. An adventure following the Rolling Roadshow for 9000 miles... and yes... there is tons of sex, every night and morning, just figured you didn't want to hear about it.
Worth renting by TheBoomKing	Jul 18th, 2007 02:39:15 PM
Fandango is decent fun and worth a rental. Congrats on the wedding Harry! Do you talk in funny voices or role play during sex? That is something I would like to see. Cheers!
Harry and sex by arrangedletters	Jul 18th, 2007 02:40:21 PM
You get you some cardio man!
They made a movie about that online movie ticket site? by ExcaliburFfolkes	Jul 18th, 2007 02:46:46 PM
Does it star those paper bag people from the commercials?
Happy for you Harry by toadkillerdog	Jul 18th, 2007 02:52:12 PM
To all of those who say this site should not have a talkback on Harry's wedding, the man who made this site a reality, I say: Grow-up. That being said, I really do not want any more visions of a nude HK dancing through my head. I am going to need therapy as it is after seeing massawyrms icon.
If you ask me Harrys lucky by Jason Eisener	Jul 18th, 2007 02:54:52 PM
God fucking knows there would be no way in hell if i ever married my girlfriend she would want to go on something cool as this for our honeymoon. To me it sounds like Harrys got a pretty cool chick. Have fun.
oh crap, i double posted. by SkeletonParty	Jul 18th, 2007 02:55:02 PM
I can't believe it
oh crap, i double posted. by SkeletonParty	Jul 18th, 2007 02:55:22 PM
oh wait, no I didn't.
Harry, did you actually post a link to AICN? by ExcaliburFfolkes	Jul 18th, 2007 03:28:23 PM
The site we all are already on? What's the point, and do you have to pay yourself a nickel everytime someone clicks on it?
can't wait for Atlanta... have fun Texas people! by Grendy	Jul 18th, 2007 04:04:42 PM
I am doing the ATL to Texarkana race! Still looking for someone w/ a decent car w/ a V6 engine. I am rockin' the Metro w/ the mighty 4-cylinders and would like something a bit faster. Interested? email me at Grendy khan at g mail dot com. that would be swell. I hope you guys have a great trip, and I look forward to seein' you two (plus Tim et all) in the ATL!
and seriously.... by Grendy	Jul 18th, 2007 04:06:38 PM
you jackasses who knock Harry for being a big guy... knock that shit off. Unless you're Jack LaLane, I don't think you should throw stones. And...the boy just got married, give him a break. If they want to 'honeymoon' later on, it's their business, don't get up on your semantics high-horse about it.
Grendy by wash	Jul 18th, 2007 05:47:53 PM
I think it's more concern than anything. I mean yeah, a lot of people are mean about it, but a lot of it is tough love. Funny that you mention Jack LaLane. That fucker is like 92 and will probably be here a long time. He'd no doubt be a billionaire if he had bothered to patent all the exercise equipment he invented, btw.
PantherMatt by Charles Martel	Jul 18th, 2007 05:50:49 PM
Couldn't agree more. What's more, Kevin Costner actually acts in the film instead of just reading off of a cue-card. It's weird.
Offhand.... by epitone	Jul 18th, 2007 05:54:11 PM
...it seems to me like Yoko is the best possible definition of "good sport."
yoko didn't break the beatles - it was that bitch Linda by HEADGEEK	Jul 18th, 2007 08:05:14 PM
fact, bitch!
oh btw by HEADGEEK	Jul 18th, 2007 08:07:33 PM
she's not named after yoko ono
Uhh..a little restraint maybe by stvnhthr	Jul 18th, 2007 08:34:43 PM
Harry, leave the crass sex jokes for the single guys not getting any.
yoko by Loosejerk	Jul 18th, 2007 08:53:26 PM
the chimp?
Yoko by Saithus	Jul 18th, 2007 09:00:30 PM
There's gotta be a wikipedia article on how these two met or something. Sorry if I am a little slow on their personal history.
Suki Jonze says Hey Yoko by Suki_Jonze	Jul 18th, 2007 11:01:19 PM
much love and happiness.
Your an ass Harry by BrightEyes	Jul 19th, 2007 12:12:38 AM
Linda was beautiful and now shes dead and your desrespecting her Fuck Yoko (ono not your wife)
MY FATHER WILL BE HAPPY. by Harrys Unborn Child	Jul 19th, 2007 02:32:13 AM
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE TOLD ME. ON THIS TRIP, HE FIRST REALIZED THAT HE LOVED MY MOTHER MORE THAN SOME GUY CALLED "ELIAS ROTH". GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!
And when Harry Knowles says 'tons of sex'... by Blanket-Man	Jul 19th, 2007 01:05:09 PM
...he means TONS of sex. Can't believe y'all let that one slip, right down the middle.
Come North! by suna	Jul 19th, 2007 06:48:56 PM
You need to do a Canadian Roadshow!
Harry, please do a Miami roadshow by AddictedtoBoobs	Jul 19th, 2007 07:11:11 PM
Please, find a movie to do in Miami. I want to experience the roadshow.

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