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wow
by PhantomSpazzz
Jul 17th, 2007
10:17:14 AM
soooo..... This guy is STILL reviewing? sigh.
OK, I think that drawing qualifies as NSFW.
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 17th, 2007
10:17:33 AM
Seriously, what the hell?
OK, I think that drawing qualifies as NSFW.
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 17th, 2007
10:17:34 AM
Seriously, what the hell?
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS RENT!!!
by Err
Jul 17th, 2007
10:18:00 AM
Walken's in this. That means it is a must see.
Also, what's with the double post?
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 17th, 2007
10:18:00 AM
I only clicked once, for crying out loud.
What the hell is that???
by Jabbu
Jul 17th, 2007
10:18:56 AM
Looks like a fat "Far Side" version of Harry screwing a Trimspa-addicted Kevin Smith.
great review...funny as hell sig picture.
by Datascream
Jul 17th, 2007
10:19:28 AM
seriously. that made the review for me.
The real question is...
by batnipplesbadass
Jul 17th, 2007
10:23:46 AM
Does Travolta eat dog poo at the end?
Thanks for the NSFW sig
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Jul 17th, 2007
10:27:46 AM
Fuckers.
Hear Hear
by PietjePuk
Jul 17th, 2007
10:31:10 AM
Couldn't agree with you more, I saw Hairspray a couple of weeks ago at the CinemaExpo in Amsterdam and wanted to hate it as well but just couldn't. I also didn't really get into the songs (I hate musicals as well). The only thing I don't agree on is Travolta. I didn't like the way they used him, for me he was a guy in a fatsuit, he never convinced me. But everyone around me seemed to find him hilarious so maybe it was just me. Applause from that crowd as well.
Anyway, about the movie.
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 17th, 2007
10:36:05 AM
This is the most useless remake since the musical version of The Producers. And Travolta's just stunt casting. Divine played the mom in the original because he was right for the part, not for the novelty of a guy in drag. At least they didn't cast Hilary Duff in fat-suit to play the girl.
NIIIIICE
by Lost Prophet
Jul 17th, 2007
10:38:41 AM
I feel physically ill now.

What does NSFW stand for?

I agreem rev_skarekroe
by yesiamaplant
Jul 17th, 2007
10:38:44 AM
Goddamn dude, some of us are at work. A little warning next time.
Travolta bugs the shit out of me.
by Nice Marmot
Jul 17th, 2007
10:40:26 AM
He's talented enough, but what's w/ all the huge, shit-filled lapses between quality work? Is this guy too stupid to know which scripts are any good? If the pattern holds up, we get another great performance in a meaningful film from this numb-skull in 2011.
Too gay to play in Peoria
by theBigE
Jul 17th, 2007
10:42:22 AM
This movie might be big on the coasts, but I'm expecting it to bomb in the South/Midwest. Just too darn gay.
Lost me at musical
by liljuniorbrown
Jul 17th, 2007
10:44:18 AM
Thats the one genre my wife can't make me go see. She's had little victories over the years (when we were dating it was Save the Last Dance,ugh) but I have yet to give in to seeing a musical. I just despise them. I tried to watch The Producers just for Will Ferrell,it kind of stunk. Mel Brooks, Monty Python thats the only musicals I can stomach.
Why would you
by Tidmore
Jul 17th, 2007
10:45:45 AM
review a musical if you hate musicals?
All you "NSFW" people need to STFU
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jul 17th, 2007
10:48:15 AM
Seriously, stop complaining. You know the kind of stuff that gets posted on this site. And if your bosses don't care that you're surfing the net or on AICN when you shoul dbe working, then they won't care about a stupid cartoon.

or you could, I don't know, get off the internet and do some WORK?!?
Massawyrm's Clockwork Orange
by ltgalloway
Jul 17th, 2007
10:48:59 AM
Sounds like you're brain has been altered man. And I fear I might be next. I too have a morbid curiosity about this film. Will I see it and risk the same fate of actually enjoying it? Must...resist...
travolta in hairspray is a travesty
by BadMrWonka
Jul 17th, 2007
10:49:05 AM
when scientology has a disgusting and unapologetic history of hatred towards homosexuality, you're going to let mr. closeted self-hatred himself appear in a remake of waters' classic. a gay icon?

travolta in this is like mel gibson remaking fiddler on the roof. fucking pathetic. germany was right when they outlawed scientology as a wacko dangerous, money stealing, brainwashing cult.

Hairspray without Waters and Divine= hair gel..
by conspiracy
Jul 17th, 2007
10:49:32 AM
Sanitized,budgeted,and packaged with big names for mainstream appeal. Haven't seen this, and won't. Why settle for the wide release corporate version when I'm sure the original is far more trashy and fun.
There was only ONE Edna Turnblad
by bgart13
Jul 17th, 2007
10:50:10 AM
And she's dead...RIP, Divine
Musicals
by BillyPilgrim
Jul 17th, 2007
10:51:49 AM
Travolta in drag

Scientology for fruits

Baby Jesus cried.

NSFW=Not Safe For Work.
by Lenny Nero
Jul 17th, 2007
10:58:20 AM
I still don't get how people can just write off a whole genre. Like, "I don't like horror/thrillers/westerns/melo dramas etc." It's just silly to me, and I will never understand.
Why would anyone ever want to see...
by jimmy_009
Jul 17th, 2007
11:00:29 AM
...Travolta in anything, let alone Travolta in drag. The guy is a one note actor whose career is deservably in the toilet. Jesus, just put him and Robin Williams in a movie together and let the apocolypse begin.
Travolta's accent in this movie is fucking horrendous
by Lance Rock
Jul 17th, 2007
11:01:09 AM
Wherefore art thou, Divine?
I feared for Zac Effron while filming around Travolta
by Yeti
Jul 17th, 2007
11:01:10 AM
I hate musicals too. But since I liked the original movie I can't get interested enough to go.
I've got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell!
by Darth_Nader
Jul 17th, 2007
11:01:22 AM
Seriously. I am making a point of driving out of my way to avoid even seeing the theater showing this. They are going to need to show a 24 hour marathon of Clint Eastwood movies to exercise the evil in these screens. Oh, and where did I hear that Travolta wants to do a sequal to Battlefield Earth? Yikes.
I think I'm going to vomit...
by expert40
Jul 17th, 2007
11:01:47 AM
... and there it goes! Holy shit, Massa! Do you want to make every fanboy sick to his stomach with that drawing of a nasty, fat, bitch-titted Harry fucking you in the ass? That image it now burned into my retinas and I can't even remember what you reviewed.
The review's "shocking" end ACTUALLY fooling anyone?
by VoteRoslin08
Jul 17th, 2007
11:01:51 AM
The sig picture had me laughing pretty f-ing hard... The review, really well written. I think Massawyrm might, however, be a little confused about the definition of 'homophobia'. Its not homophobic to NOT love musicals. As a result, I was confused when I got to the end of the review and read "Not enough sarcastic homophobic humor for you?"

Clearly this is the most thinly veiled gay-bating I’ve seen of late, meant to incited a bunch of negativity in the talkback. However, it came from so far out in left field, I then REREAD the article to make sure I didn't skim past the offensive bits.

The reality… You’ve written an inoffensive review. So to answer your question, I’m not a homophobe, so the fact that there WASNO homophobic humor means the article had the PERFECT amount of homophobic humor, imo (the gay-bashers may disagree).

I guess the only line in the whole thing that seems a little harsh was the line "The morbid curiosity of Travolta in drag had drug me headlong into the deepest, darkest, gayest level of hell". However, I read that with what I have to assume was intended irony (the idea that Travolta in DRAG a way of enticing straight guys to see a 'gay' movie). Whether intended or not, it's an ironic statement, not offensive. Also, the line "I refuse to believe that there is a man under all that makeup" isn't offensive. The "Gay Cyclops" line... ALSO not offensive.

My point... After reading the article over again, it became so clear that even YOU, Massawyrm, realized your article wasn’t pissing anyone off. The postscript, or sorts, seems at least to me like a lame attempt to prove that you're ‘hardcore’ and not afraid to offend people.

It smacks of someone who hates political correctness, but doesn't bother to understand what it is to be politically correct. If you say you like something (or rather don't hate something) base on its merits as in your review you AREN’T being politically correct... it means you’re being genuine.

The true irony is that the ONLY part of the review that doesn’t come off as genuine is the hate-filled ending, and the fact that you’d tag it on despite that fact that it reads SOOOO forced… THAT’S offensive.

Corny Collins
by Zarles
Jul 17th, 2007
11:02:11 AM
They really should've gotten Ryan Seacrest to play Corny. He would've been perfect. No idea if he can sing or not, but he's all I think of when I watch the original.
How the mighty have fallen
by BillyPilgrim
Jul 17th, 2007
11:08:20 AM
From Pulp Fiction to this. Wonder if Travolta will go back to Tarantino to re-re-build his career. Well, lets see if he gets his cred back by playing J.R. Ewing in Dallas. Hmmm mayyybe not.
Travolta is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet!
by thepurplelantern
Jul 17th, 2007
11:10:02 AM
Oh wait, he's quite large in this, isn't he. Hmmmmm, well, Bynes certainly is the sexiest tomboy beanpole in this film!
VoteRoslin , Harry composes Massa's "signature".
by Ringwearer9
Jul 17th, 2007
11:11:29 AM
So the hate filled forced homophobic "ending" is just Harry playing games with Massa. I'm pretty sure.
"How the mighty have fallen"
by VoteRoslin08
Jul 17th, 2007
11:11:46 AM
Umm... Travolta was in 'Wild Hogs'. I think he MIGHT be on the upswing, at the moment.
re: Ringwearer9
by VoteRoslin08
Jul 17th, 2007
11:13:15 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhh! sheesh. that makes so much more sense. lame, but it makes more sense.
i agree purplelantern
by occula
Jul 17th, 2007
11:13:32 AM
i'm waiting for amanda bynes to get hers. she is a damned funny young actress and could be a brilliant physical commedienne if she could just get out there and make the shit happen. and she's got legs for miles!
Jimmy_009
by BirdMnJr
Jul 17th, 2007
11:15:28 AM
I'd start repenting if I were you. Old Dogs with Travolta, Williams, Matt Dillon and Kelly Preston comes out in 2008. The film reunites Travolta with director Walt Becker of the cinematic opus "Wild Hogs." The plot, for any of you wondering, concerns two friends and business partners who find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead to them being placed in the care of 7-year-old twins.
Actually, the "ending" is a link to Massa's email
by Ringwearer9
Jul 17th, 2007
11:21:31 AM
Text composed by Harry.
i saw it on broadway...
by Batmanman
Jul 17th, 2007
11:36:06 AM
and the only person who should be playing Edna Turnblad is Harvey Firestein (sp?) The whole fun of the Broadway show was the fact that Edna was not believable as a woman, but you weren't supposed to care. Hairspray isent one of my favorite musicals, but i think it is worth seeing.
SO I LOOKED OVER AND JESUS CHRIST WAS LAUGHING
by Stuntcock Mike
Jul 17th, 2007
11:40:16 AM
at Scientology and Travolta's career choices.
Wow...
by VoteRoslin08
Jul 17th, 2007
11:42:29 AM
Harry used the word 'faggot' in a tag to a review of a musical... Wonder if he used the n-word in his tag for the 'Dreamgirls' review.
Amanda Bynes
by Lando Griffin
Jul 17th, 2007
11:45:01 AM
On one hand I want her to suceed on the other I want failure so we can get some straight to video nudity
Massawyrm Gets Curious About HAIRSPRAY!!
by Trazadone
Jul 17th, 2007
11:48:06 AM
Is he a 12-year old girl?
the compromises of marriage
by pikagreg
Jul 17th, 2007
11:57:18 AM
I agree to take my wife to see this, and she has to take me to see transformers this weekend.
NSFW
by Kraken
Jul 17th, 2007
12:02:09 PM
You know what's not safe for work... fucking around on the internet at all instead of doing your job. So just consider while you're on the clock, all of the internet, that is not related to your job, is NSFW. There's your warning. THE INTERNET NSFW
Too good for South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
by Spandau Belly
Jul 17th, 2007
12:05:24 PM
That was an awesome musical. 'Blame Canada' deserved more than just "the honour of being nominated" at the Oscars.
Agreeing with Lenny Nero
by KanekoFan
Jul 17th, 2007
12:13:01 PM
I don't understand the blanket dismissal of entire genres. Any given genre of film includes such a wide variety of perspectives, themes, and styles that there would seem to be something for almost everybody. And the musical, being a form that's adaptable to any other genre more than a genre in and of itself, seems a particularly strange one to be disinterested in across the board. Don't get me wrong, there are some truly junk musicals out there, but that just falls under Sturgeon's Law, which is used regularly to defend pretty much every genre that AICNers drool over.
Hey liljuniorbrown
by theBigE
Jul 17th, 2007
12:15:43 PM
"I tried to watch The Producers just for Will Ferrell,it kind of stunk. Mel Brooks, Monty Python thats the only musicals I can stomach"

You do know that Mel Brooks is the man who wrote The Producers, yes?

Musicals
by Blanket-Man
Jul 17th, 2007
12:16:06 PM
I'm with ya, Mass: The Musical is a curious genre. Just when something good starts happening, someone starts singing. It's WEIRD.
Non gay Musicals
by lost.rules
Jul 17th, 2007
12:26:10 PM
Sweeny Todd.... that's it.
and I thought Nazi propaganda posters where unnerving.
by tango fett
Jul 17th, 2007
12:35:14 PM
sheesh. 'nuff said.
CONSPIRACY
by Frijole
Jul 17th, 2007
12:41:11 PM
The original Hairspray was PG. Waters first attempt at mainstream appeal. Quirky? Yes. Trashy? Nope.
lando = funny
by occula
Jul 17th, 2007
12:46:05 PM
isn't johnny depp doing sweeney todd with tim burton?
Like country western music and NASCAR,
by Trazadone
Jul 17th, 2007
01:09:32 PM
I'll never understand the appeal of the musical. I'm filled with murderous rage whenever people break out into song and dance. Of course there are exceptions, I could watch XANADU on an endless loop, it's so bad it's great.
For anyone who liked this movie...
by donwithnoname
Jul 17th, 2007
01:23:39 PM
...but didn't like all the singing, I have a film recommendation for you. It's called "Hairspray," it's been around for 10 years and you can go buy it on DVD for the price of one ticket to this thing...
Amanda Bynes did not age well...
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Jul 17th, 2007
01:29:18 PM
She was on Nickelodeon this past weekend promoting Hairspray and she looked hideously mutated from the neck up. Bad fake tan, horrible dye job, and the bridge of her nose looks like an ape's. Still, I'd hit it.
Massawyn, you are a sick pup!
by Uncapie
Jul 17th, 2007
01:33:43 PM
You are a sickie! That image of you and Harry is funnier-than-hell! You bastage!
No mention of Nikki Blonsky...
by idahomer
Jul 17th, 2007
01:40:36 PM
How was she?

I was in 20 or so musicals in HS and college. Except for jocks, I'm convinced straight guys in theater get more (female) strange than anyone. Sure you had to put up with the ocassional man-pass, but well worth it. Of course, my wife always calls me gay when I start singing along.

Ironic that some brought up South Park
by skimn
Jul 17th, 2007
02:02:40 PM
since Marc Shaiman was involved in both that and this. Travolta looks creepy in this, the makeup looks like it was made from marshmellow. And I'll stick to Chris Walken and that Spike Jonse video for a CW singin' dancin' good time.
looking forward to it
by jeffrex007
Jul 17th, 2007
02:21:51 PM
I recently added Hairspray to my "gotta see" list this summer, the trailers won me over. Also, i doubt Massa is the biggest gay-basher around-- it might be Jon Lovitz for pummeling Andy Dick at the Laugh Factory last night!!
The original wasn't very good
by homer40
Jul 17th, 2007
02:24:56 PM
You really can't sell out Hairspray, because by that token the original was a sell out. I always enjoyed the original, but compared to Water's previous work it was definitely Waters "lite". No shit eating, no lobster rape, it was always a pretty straightforward story about music and racism. It wasn't a bad film, and Divine was divine, as always. What I've never understood is why the play, and now the remake, have a man playing Edna at all. In the original, it was because Waters always cast Divine as a woman, and normally as the protagonist in his films, not because the role screamed to be played in drag. Just my opinion but after the original the role should have been cast with a female playing the female role. Nobody, and I mean nobody, could ever fill Divine's shoes. In the event that you never saw him as a man, Divine played a male gangster in the great Alan Rudolph film "Trouble in Mind" one of the lost gems of the eighties. Divine gives a great, straightforward performance. Where oh where has Rudolph gone? Ever see "Welcome to LA"? Probably not, as it isn't available on DVD (neither is Trouble in Mind) but it is one of the great seventies films, sort of an LA "Nashville" (Rudolph wrote and worked for Altman). BTW, which Waters film came out in Smellovision? I couldn't remember.
Travolta = bad.
by palewook
Jul 17th, 2007
02:28:33 PM
aside from pulp fiction, name one movie he doesnt suck in.
People who dismiss musicals
by Barry Egan
Jul 17th, 2007
02:31:34 PM
are in a panic about their own sexuality. The fear that liking a musical will make them gay. The same thing is true about people who dismiss other genres, like sci fi, they cant like that or it makes them a nerd.
Darth Nadar,
by Barry Egan
Jul 17th, 2007
02:36:35 PM
I hope your Eastwood marathon includes Paint Your Wagon.
La Boeuf, Efron, Hirsch: the new brat pack?
by Lance Rock
Jul 17th, 2007
02:40:33 PM
...and if you know the term "brat pack," you are an old fart like me.
everyone seems to dismiss the best musical ever...
by RockLobster800
Jul 17th, 2007
02:45:07 PM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show! THAT was a gay musical-and all the better for it...betya it gets remade...with kids in mind....soon...
rocklobster800, the rocky horror picture show...
by jig98
Jul 17th, 2007
02:51:16 PM
is not intended for kids. sorry. barry bostwick and tim curry are great in it, but even they would groan at that idea.
palewook, how about primary colors?
by jig98
Jul 17th, 2007
02:56:03 PM
he was DEAD ON as clinton. and pulp fiction was fucking awesome. "pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car." harvey keitel saved that boring scene with that one. and quentin tarantino should stay behind the camera.
Musicals are great - Dreamgirls sucked
by homer40
Jul 17th, 2007
02:56:58 PM
Why is it "gay" to like musicals? Musical theater came out of vaudeville, which was often just an excuse for scantilly clad women to dance around. It was the strippers of the day, and dismissed as such by lovers of the "legitimate" theater. You homophobic guys missed out, because I never got as much girl on guy action as I did when I was in musicals as a youth. All those young men and women getting changed in front of each other, all sweaty and hot. And the girl on guy ratio was high, because so many of the guys preferred each other. It worked out well for the heteros among us.
I know its not for kids....
by RockLobster800
Jul 17th, 2007
02:57:38 PM
doesnt mean the Hollywood remake train isnt going to remake it, water it down an market it to kids though....
Basic is so bad it's good....I've seen much worse...
by uss cygnus
Jul 17th, 2007
02:58:11 PM
See: Snake Eyes.
Good musicals...
by zer0cool2k2
Jul 17th, 2007
03:21:10 PM
Rocky Horror, South Park, and Paint your Wagon, as all previously mentioned. Add REEFER MADNESS (the one from a couple years ago with Kristen Bell).
Great Musicals
by homer40
Jul 17th, 2007
03:26:11 PM
My Fair Lady, Carousel, Sound of Music, Mary Poppins, Fiddler on the Roof, Oklahoma, Annie (television version), Jesus Christ Superstar, Evita...
A few great musicals not yet mentioned
by KanekoFan
Jul 17th, 2007
03:28:36 PM
Little Shop of Horrors, So Long 174th Street, Cannibal the Musical, Into the Woods
Bye Bye Birdie
by homer40
Jul 17th, 2007
03:28:56 PM
Moulin Rouge, Happy Feet, Pinocchio, Beauty and the Beast, Snow White, Song of the South, South Pacific, Gypsy...
Ummm... Hello? Great Musicals?
by Frijole
Jul 17th, 2007
03:33:24 PM
Possibly the 3 best ever... Wizard of Oz, Guys & Dolls and West Side Story.
How to Succeed in Business
by homer40
Jul 17th, 2007
03:36:47 PM
Without Really Trying, Tommy, The Wall, 42nd Street, YANKEE DOODLE DANDY!
No love for that Buffy musical episode?
by CreasyBear
Jul 17th, 2007
03:39:55 PM
And "Amanda Bynes did not age well." That post cracked me up. I get the point that her make-up or whatever didn't look good on that show you saw, but if we as a culture are looking at upper-teen girls and pining for their younger, better-looking days, then . . . well, I guess Hermione and Nancy Drew better grab the cash while they still can. Mary Kate and Ashley did kinda fall off the cultural radar once they became old enough to drive.
To say nothing of the fact that nearly every
by Frijole
Jul 17th, 2007
03:43:33 PM
classic Disney movie (either live action or animated) is a musical.
The guy that directed the Buffy musical episode...
by Frijole
Jul 17th, 2007
03:44:47 PM
("Once More With Feeling") actually directed this version of HAIRSPRAY.
Best musical of all-time...
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 17th, 2007
03:47:01 PM
...the original "The Wicker Man".
Piltdown Joey it's not reverse racism if it's
by Borgnine JR
Jul 17th, 2007
03:49:53 PM
directed against white people, it's still racism. Racism can be directed against any race, not just blacks. Reverse racism would be tolerance I believe. And really, it's just a joke. Don't go all Al Sharpton.
rev_skarekroe.....
by DECKERS
Jul 17th, 2007
03:50:42 PM
....you crack me up!!!!!
Music Man
by bobster52
Jul 17th, 2007
03:54:39 PM
Music Man
Frijole
by skimn
Jul 17th, 2007
04:00:25 PM
thanks for reminding me about the Buffy musical. Joss directed it but the guy who directed this, choreographed that episode.
Actually he's listed as the director of the whole
by Frijole
Jul 17th, 2007
04:22:17 PM
episode... Hmmm...
saw it last night
by kitkats99
Jul 17th, 2007
04:36:54 PM
I saw it last night at the Seattle premiere. I liked it a lot. If you like the original movie, or the stage musical, musicals in general or are a fan of anybody in the cast, check it out. There is a lot of stuff to like in this movie. All the cast is spot on. Amanda Bynes is hilarious.
A great one I neglected
by KanekoFan
Jul 17th, 2007
05:02:10 PM
Man of La Mancha
Walken and Travolta
by CherryValance
Jul 17th, 2007
05:05:40 PM
That's enough for the price of admission right there. And the idea that they would dance together has made me interested for a while. My problems with it were that at first I didn't like the way Travolta looked, and I hate it when they make a movie into a stage musical. So making one of those back into a movie seemed blasphemous, especially since I love the original movie so much. But the more I hear about it now, the more excited I am to see it. Marsden is a good singer too. That's why I always thought they should have done a musical X-men movie. :D
holy shit
by El Borak
Jul 17th, 2007
05:10:37 PM
that picture. ugghhh.
More Travolta..
by skimn
Jul 17th, 2007
05:32:31 PM
Get Shorty was pretty good and a good Leonard adaptation ( I assume, I never read the book ). And Frijole, don't want to beat this to the ground, but check imdb on Once More With Feeling....
The great movie-to-musical-back to-movie debate...
by Frijole
Jul 17th, 2007
05:33:06 PM
Little Shop of Horrors. There.
Or Chicago...
by idahomer
Jul 17th, 2007
05:39:22 PM
Play to silent movie to talkie to musical to musical movie.
Little Shop
by skimn
Jul 17th, 2007
05:40:17 PM
..is a great musical with superb cameos...Bill Murray, John Candy ( man, I miss that lug ), and one of Steve Martin's funniest screen roles...AND the only time Rick Moranis will ever, ever, ever headline a picture.
I keep thinking of more!
by KanekoFan
Jul 17th, 2007
05:44:43 PM
Amadeus, Camelot
I'm looking forward to this
by Magic Rat
Jul 17th, 2007
05:50:08 PM
I took my g/f to see this on Broadway last Saturday and we both loved it....And I'm not a musical type of guy at all. I've seen RENT and SPAMALOT and that's it. HAIRSPRAY was much better than Rent, as pure entertainment - though not as funny as Spamalot, especially if you're a Monty Python fan.....but this was very very funny for a play.
And you haven't even touched the Golden Age...
by idahomer
Jul 17th, 2007
06:01:06 PM
Kelly, Astaire, O'Conner, Kaye. There are some great movie musicals from the 40s and 50s. My wife and I have been watching the Cole Porter collection. Terrific stuff.
I love the signature picture
by quentintarantado
Jul 17th, 2007
06:04:47 PM
And as an afterthought,the review is great. I like musicals. I'm not gay. I think.
Little Shop of Horrors...
by Necromunda
Jul 17th, 2007
06:05:10 PM
was one of the only Musicals I really liked, but then again I'm a fan of the first Corman movie. Mel Welles preformance as Mushnik is one of the craziest things I've ever seen, over the top is an understatement.
you don't have to be gay to like musicals
by Magic Rat
Jul 17th, 2007
06:29:01 PM
but it doesn't hurt.
second greatest musical after Rocky Horror
by RockLobster800
Jul 17th, 2007
06:31:12 PM
Disneys Aladdin...it even gives you the perfect "toilet break" song with A Whole New World. As soon as that scene starts it goes on long enough for you to make a cup of tea and get a bar of twix from the fridge, and visit the loo. Rest of the songs are class-who doesnt gve a cheer during Jafars Prince Ali reprise when he fucks Aladdin off to Antartica or wherever? "So long-exx Prince ALLLLIIIIIIIIII...mooohahahah. ..ahahaha....AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! !!!" Brilliant. The movie should just end like that.
El es Mas Macho
by SeattleMoviegoer
Jul 17th, 2007
06:34:30 PM
remember the SNL sketch of a latino game show called "Quien is Mas Macho?" Well, Massawyrm is truly the Mas macho man on earth. He must be swingin the biggest dick around. imagine...enjoying a musical. He has sure taught me how to think and react at all times... Jeez. Why not hire some 50-year old Amish women to review TRANSFORMERS? You'd get as much of a tainted response. This guy's review is worthless.
50-year-old Amish women...
by KanekoFan
Jul 17th, 2007
06:52:30 PM
...would provide a good litmus test for what other 50-year-old Amish women would think of a movie. Like many reviewers on this site, Maassawyrm tends to provide, and has here provided, a context for his review to let you know whether or not you share his initial perspective, and thus how useful his review is likely to be to you.
Fucked up in what sense?
by KanekoFan
Jul 17th, 2007
07:15:54 PM
The kind of fucked up that Pink Flamingos achieves is pretty unique, so it's hard to issue a comparison. I mean, where does "transvestite eats real dog shit on camera" go on the fucked up scale? What about the singing asshole sequence? Not fucked up in the same way that, say, The Untold Story is fucked up.
You forgot this musical...
by Deeez Nuuuts
Jul 17th, 2007
07:57:14 PM
Team America: World Police. America FUCK YEAH! Everybody has AIDS! I'm so ronely!
enough with the anti gay bullshit
by robamenta
Jul 17th, 2007
08:24:46 PM
I love how you see a film about rascism but you right in your review all this anto gay crap. then its followed with a pic of you getting it up the ass. read through the lines people. you are gay and thats what all the honophobia is about. fuckin jerk, grow up
sorry about all those typos, i guess i was angry
by robamenta
Jul 17th, 2007
08:27:10 PM
sorry about all those typos, i guess i was angry
Get back to work, you motherfuckers.
by miss_marples
Jul 17th, 2007
08:38:51 PM
This isn't France...is this France?
maaatt.......damon
by occula
Jul 17th, 2007
09:47:07 PM
i agree, nuts, team america is a musical for today's generation. generation of what, i'm not sure, but i hate terrorists!
I love musicals
by Merkin Muffley
Jul 17th, 2007
09:57:34 PM
And will never see this because Travolta bugs the shit out of me. Amanda B is awesome.
Yeah typically homophobia refers to those who are gay..
by ribbitking
Jul 17th, 2007
09:59:55 PM
And this jerkoff is wearing it like a badge on his sleeve.
I dare you
by BLWiseass
Jul 17th, 2007
10:02:45 PM
to hang out in the yuppie Baltimore areas for a weekend and not have a blast. So long as you stay out of the areas where they film The Wire, you're going to love it.
Almost want to see this because of Marsden. He
by superninja
Jul 17th, 2007
11:53:12 PM
has tons of charm. But Travola is just too scary!
Seriously, you can already picture Travolta with that
by superninja
Jul 18th, 2007
12:07:28 AM
high voice he does pretending to be a woman and all the same cutsey faces he'll make but this time dressed as a chick. Not havin' it.
Avenue Q
by Hamster Face
Jul 18th, 2007
01:22:45 AM
Hasn't anyone here seen Avenue Q? That's an awesome show.
Massa doesn't sound like he's seen the original
by Demosthenes2
Jul 18th, 2007
02:04:01 AM
because you could easily pay all those compliments to the original film, aside from the direct references to this cast. Irreverent yet optimistic? Well gee, there it is in the original. And you don't have those pesky musical numbers you don't like, Massa.
I actively spit on every poster I see for that...
by Charlie & Tex
Jul 18th, 2007
03:19:02 AM
...for that Goddamn musical remake. I am a hardcore John Waters fan and the very thought of this thing turns my stomach. Every time I see a picture of John Travolta from this abomination, I want to punch him in the face. I hope that the spirit of Mr Millstead will haunt him for the rest of his days...
If I want a happy ending, I'll go to the massage parlor
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 18th, 2007
04:40:55 AM
But seriously, I am curious myself to see this film — in fact, bi-curious!
Curious . . . or bi?
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 18th, 2007
04:43:32 AM
Call 0800-654. . . .

Damn those porno mags for that's the first thing I thought when I read the subject heading.
How fucked up
by homer40
Jul 18th, 2007
02:40:17 PM
is Water's early work, so fucked up you can't imagine. I actually prefer Desperate Living, Multiple Maniacs, and, especially, Female Trouble to Pink Flamingos. I've said it before, but nothing quite beats Divine being raped by a giant lobster. Oh, and what discussion of great musicals would be complete without mentioning the Sherry Bobbins episode of the Simpsons.
You had me at..
by Marvin!Marvin!
Jul 18th, 2007
06:03:02 PM
Christopher Walken wants to take Travolta upstairs for a little bit of the stiff and pointy.
Best Avatar Ever.
by Daddylonghead
Jul 19th, 2007
06:28:12 AM
It's Harry's facial expression / abscence of facial expression that really sells it.

In other news, I saw She's the Man, and I thought Amanda Byrnes showed signs of a major-league comedic gift, the kind I haven't seen in a long time.

Anyone else love "Shock Treatment," the RHPS sequel?
by Daddylonghead
Jul 19th, 2007
06:41:20 AM
Except, not a sequel? I fucking love Shock Treatment. I probably re-watch it more than I do Rocky Horror.

And I wish they ad stunt-cast anyone but John Travolta in this. Can't stand Travolta, not even at an ironic/kitsch level, not in any way. Just fuckin' hate him.

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