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Have a good day
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jul 15th, 2007
02:56:26 PM
!
pigs
by CrazySlasher
Jul 15th, 2007
02:57:22 PM
pigs
Congratulations!
by Darth Thoth
Jul 15th, 2007
02:57:59 PM
Harry- congrats man. God bless you and your lady. I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness. Enjoy this day and cherish it for the rest of your life. Peace.
I'm not perfect, and neither are you!
by DanDelion
Jul 15th, 2007
02:58:35 PM
Dum da da dumm da da dumm da da dummm
Congrats Harry
by Flickolus Brando
Jul 15th, 2007
02:59:21 PM
Not much more to say then that. Uh. . . may you first born child be a masculine one?
Way to start off your married life...
by Bean_
Jul 15th, 2007
03:00:45 PM
After 300 did you want to dress in a speedo, get a spear and shield and show up to your wedding in it?
Congratulations to you both, have a great day!
by spenno
Jul 15th, 2007
03:01:34 PM
All the best for the future guys! I wonder if you have a favourite wedding movie?
The brother puts a PLUG in his WEDDING DAY ANNOUNCEMENT
by LordEnigma
Jul 15th, 2007
03:01:51 PM
THAT'S PROFESSIONALISM PEOPLE! PROFESSIONALISM ... CONGRATS SIR. CONGRATS!
I hope he treats you right.
by XXVIII
Jul 15th, 2007
03:02:03 PM
You deserve no better.
Mr. and Mrs. Knowles... Groovy!
by DorkKnight
Jul 15th, 2007
03:02:17 PM
Sounds like a fucking blast, man. It will be interesting to see how many variations of the word "Congratulations" will appear on the talkbacks.
So, did you write your own vows
by BigDogg
Jul 15th, 2007
03:04:13 PM
Or is it a big collection of movie quotes? Either way, have a good day. And make sure you have a prenup since if this thing goes south, I don't want her getting half the site meaning we get news on the newest chick flicks..........
Best of wishes to both you and Yoko, Harry
by Boondock Devil
Jul 15th, 2007
03:04:28 PM
...but to be honest I thought from the topic this had something to do with a new Dragnet movie.
Congratu-(gunshot)-lations!
by BGDAWES
Jul 15th, 2007
03:05:14 PM
Happy wedding Head Geek!
...and a PG-13 Die Hard still sucks no matter how cool it is.
congratulations, harry
by LegoKenobi
Jul 15th, 2007
03:07:06 PM
pictures, or it didn't happen.
That's fantastic.
by Bungion Boy
Jul 15th, 2007
03:09:05 PM
Best wishes to you and Yoko, Harry. Have a great life together. You've earned it.
CONGRATS TO YOU 2 BRATS!!!
by wackybantha
Jul 15th, 2007
03:09:21 PM
I meant that in a good way. I just LOVE to rhyme!!!
Congratulations!
by Liphook
Jul 15th, 2007
03:11:16 PM
The best of luck to the pair of you.
Congrats!
by Playkins
Jul 15th, 2007
03:14:45 PM
Don't get drunk- Everyone I know that got drunk on their wedding day regrets it. I was PLASTERED at my friends when I had to give a toast. I don't even remember what I said, but nobody told me it was a nice toast afterwards. :-(
my first talkback!
by cyaknight
Jul 15th, 2007
03:18:53 PM
and its a good one: congratualtions harry! ...long time reader...
CONGRATS!!!!!
by iwontwin
Jul 15th, 2007
03:20:13 PM
NOW LOSE WEIGHT
Congrats to you and Yoko!
by NubtheSquirrel
Jul 15th, 2007
03:22:44 PM
May your first child be a geeky one.The wife and I are totally happy for you guys!
Nice work Harry
by Pr_Frink
Jul 15th, 2007
03:24:47 PM
Hope everything goes great with the wedding and all that ass-kissery that I'm sure you're used to by now. Congratulations.
The new 300 HDDVD may fucking own, but.....
by jfp2007
Jul 15th, 2007
03:28:27 PM
the BluRay version fucking pwns it.
SPARTA!
by blacklodgebob
Jul 15th, 2007
03:30:15 PM
Harry getting married is Sparta.
May the years be filled with tender memories of
by rsswope
Jul 15th, 2007
03:32:04 PM
bliss, deepening friendship, a comforting shoulder to lean on in times of despair, and Films that Rock your socks off. We hope that eventually many little geeklings shall emerge from this union to spread the Gospel of Geekdom to the world. Have a great day!
pictures?
by degikrinbakedirfuvkeit
Jul 15th, 2007
03:32:37 PM
will there be any pictures? how come i've never seen a single picture of Yoko?
Congrats may you both be happy the rest of your days
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Jul 15th, 2007
03:42:08 PM
i bet you get a blu ray player as a wedding gift ....
“Observe, Lord of the Rings. I am married . . .
by WX1
Jul 15th, 2007
03:44:16 PM
. . .” well, I thought a Harry Knowles would end up being “married. To Ain’t it Cool.” Congratulations, sir.
Congrats!
by s00p3rm4n
Jul 15th, 2007
03:44:26 PM
I've got one word for you: pre-nuptial agreement. Happy Wedding Day! Enjoy it, for it is the beginning of the end.
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Bloated Sell-Out.
by The-Warrior
Jul 15th, 2007
03:45:10 PM
Han Solo always shoots first. See you in Hell.
It's your party, and it's freaking you out.
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 15th, 2007
03:49:27 PM
Happy wedding day, and thanks for the picture of Capone having anal sex with... something. Dammit you never said it was a woman! Dear god...
Harry has chosen the institute of marriage. Here's why
by Vern
Jul 15th, 2007
03:56:34 PM
Good luck you big softy.
CONGRATULATIONS!
by Daddylonghead
Jul 15th, 2007
03:57:43 PM
Complicated Outfit = Harry's dressing as Pulp Fiction's "The Gimp." it's a geek wedding, after all.
Have a blast Mr HeadGeek and (soon to be) Mrs HeadGeek!
by MatDGZ
Jul 15th, 2007
03:58:11 PM
Shine on you crazy diamonds!
Congratulations Harry
by Azazyel
Jul 15th, 2007
04:02:37 PM
Best wishes from England.
congrats but why not just live together?
by Rupee88
Jul 15th, 2007
04:04:02 PM
I don't see the point in getting legally married. Oh well, it is pointless but most poeple do it so go figure...
Headgeek gets married...
by jimmy rabbitte
Jul 15th, 2007
04:14:15 PM
...providing a faint glimmer of hope to fat-assed, basement dwelling nerds the whole world over.

Have a great day, Harry.

All the Best!
by ilander66
Jul 15th, 2007
04:14:30 PM
Congratulations Mr Harry and Mrs Harry, heres to a long and happy one.
to harry:
by tibbar
Jul 15th, 2007
04:16:39 PM
congratulations! it's hard to find something worth holding on in this world. it's hard because we make life hard. but... when you find something that makes all the planets align... well god bless you man, you found the meaning of life. it's that simple, and only those who have found it know it. i hope you will be happy with this woman for the rest of your life, and that she adds a level of completion and harmony to your world. when something is just right, when everything fits snug like a jigsaw puzzle, and those planets line up like a platoon of soldiers before their c.o.... life is good.
Congrats Harry! All the best to you and Patricia
by Yeti
Jul 15th, 2007
04:20:33 PM
Will she go by Mrs Geek? ;)
Nice One
by proper
Jul 15th, 2007
04:33:38 PM
Have a good time today,all the best to you and yours.,Rocky training should begin ASAP,you have no stress and therefore no excuses to die like a geek stereotype,prove them all wrong and live long healthy and happy,respect........PS don't bury yourself in film everytime you have a domestic,no good will come of it.
Where's the Quint review?
by performingmonkey
Jul 15th, 2007
04:35:13 PM
I want the Quint review of the wedding. I only trust his an Mori's reviews, no gushing over shitty projects just because you've spoken to the director over the phone.
So who's shooting your wedding?
by Wed Vid Guy
Jul 15th, 2007
04:36:46 PM
Hey Harry, So who has the wedding video honors? Robert Rodriguez? Congratulations Harry!
Mazeltov!
by brokentusk
Jul 15th, 2007
04:39:21 PM
Hope the day is amazing brother. I'm assuming the priest will be dressed as either Robin Hood or King Kong? ;)
congrats
by captainalphabet
Jul 15th, 2007
04:39:35 PM
well done headgeek, all der best!
Have a good one, Harry
by ODM
Jul 15th, 2007
04:40:22 PM
Do go soft on us now that you're a married man! ODM
mazal tov!
by newc0253
Jul 15th, 2007
04:40:29 PM
all the best, big guy.
Good luck Harry
by Deathpool
Jul 15th, 2007
04:41:57 PM
You'll need it.
marriage-an outdated concept based on subjugating women
by beamish13
Jul 15th, 2007
04:42:11 PM
If you were truly secure with your relationship, you wouldn't have gone through with such an antiquated ceremony.
wedding video honors?
by jimmy rabbitte
Jul 15th, 2007
04:42:34 PM
...it's Eli of course

"the bride cuts the groom, the bride cuts the groom, hey-ho here we go, the bride cuts the groom."

Good luck Harry!
by Bagheera
Jul 15th, 2007
04:42:53 PM
Don't freak out...and don't forget to tip the altar servers. Those kids deserve a break.
Well done sir!
by Atomik Steve
Jul 15th, 2007
04:46:08 PM
Congratulations to you both!
PLANT!
by Loosejerk
Jul 15th, 2007
04:46:44 PM
Good luck to you and your wife. May you have many blissful years.
Congratuations
by antonphd
Jul 15th, 2007
04:47:37 PM
Marriage kicks ass!!
Congrats, Harry and Patricia!
by 433
Jul 15th, 2007
04:54:24 PM
All the best. I'll see you in September.
THIS IS SPAAA...A wedding gift
by LazarusRevival
Jul 15th, 2007
04:58:23 PM
Congratulations! And if you like 300, check this URL and I hope you enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/2mrs92
A beautiful day
by NudeandAroused
Jul 15th, 2007
05:03:56 PM
There is nothing like it ever. Congrats
Congrats .. so, pics and videos soon then?
by Evil Hobbit
Jul 15th, 2007
05:05:29 PM
Cheers
My 3 inches
by TheRealCapone
Jul 15th, 2007
05:09:59 PM
I resent Harry telling the world the diameter of my junk, but since he has, I just want to publically thank Big Red for sharing his anus with me and all the party goers at his bachelor party. Best bachelor party ever, and my favorite trip to Austin in the eight or so years I've been coming down here. Congrats, Harry & Patricia. My wife and I wish you both the happiest life with the best of everything.
All right, Harry!
by mefrog
Jul 15th, 2007
05:10:50 PM
Congrats, man.
I was going to extend more congrats, but...
by Bronx Cheer
Jul 15th, 2007
05:13:54 PM
at the mention of anal sex, I decided to just say "WTF?!" Congrats!
Congrats and Swank On!
by Prof_Ender
Jul 15th, 2007
05:14:05 PM
Happiest wishes to you both. When my girlfriend found out about this she immediately squee'd. The next bit of dialogue we had: "Think a nerd like me and a gal like you get as lucky as those two?" "Create an absolutely ass-kicking website and then I'll let you know." Swankulations. ^_^
All cruelty aside...
by smackfu
Jul 15th, 2007
05:15:08 PM
If you look like Harry, and a woman wants to marry you, you should marry her. Grats man.
Forget Quint, let's see Neill Cumpston review this baby
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Jul 15th, 2007
05:19:18 PM
He's the only writer on this site who could accurately describe what's about to happen tonight.
Have a great day Harry from us geeks in the UK
by Gabba-UK
Jul 15th, 2007
05:22:28 PM
Don't get too drunk, Don't try to re-create the end of Dirty Dancing and for Gawds sake don't be not at the church on time. She'll keep that hanging over your head like Damacles Sword!!!
NZ wishes you a happy wedding day
by dalbatron
Jul 15th, 2007
05:31:37 PM
so there you go you big ginger love muscle
I thought this was about me...
by The Dum Guy
Jul 15th, 2007
05:32:35 PM
Congrats, I think.
All the best, Harry.
by eppdude
Jul 15th, 2007
05:34:39 PM
best decision you'll ever make, sir - which makes up for your piss-poor HD over Blueray decision. Heh, just kidding, dude.
Congrats, Harry.
by DarthCorleone
Jul 15th, 2007
05:34:51 PM
I wish you and the wife many years of happiness. This site has had its up and downs over the years, but I've been here since very close to the beginning. Hence, I can't help but feeling a little personally invested in y'all's gang, even if I don't get to reap the benefits of the bachelor party. All the best!
WILL YOUR THOUSANDS OF MYSPACE FRIENDS COME?
by lost.rules
Jul 15th, 2007
05:44:37 PM
That's a big wedding.
R.I.P. HARRY KNOWLES!!!!!!!!
by ludmir88
Jul 15th, 2007
05:45:14 PM
and please don't post a video of your honeymoon!!!!!!!!
Capone grew to 3 inches???
by SalvatoreGravano
Jul 15th, 2007
05:47:25 PM
Congratulations, man! When did that happen?
Seriously, though... I hope Harry keeps his maiden name
by SalvatoreGravano
Jul 15th, 2007
05:49:00 PM
For I would rather see AICN run by Harry Knowles-(NewName) than just by Harry (NewName).
Congradulations
by PurityOfEssence
Jul 15th, 2007
05:49:12 PM
But ludmir88 is right. For the love of god no sex tape.
Really, though - congratulations!
by SalvatoreGravano
Jul 15th, 2007
05:50:11 PM
This time, totally serial.
Congrats, man
by moviemaniac-7
Jul 15th, 2007
05:57:51 PM
Ahh, what would Al Bundy say about another marriage?
Congrats Harry
by mrfan
Jul 15th, 2007
05:58:56 PM
Good Luck.
Congratulations Harry Knowles...
by SouthSide_2010
Jul 15th, 2007
06:06:02 PM
and to the bride to be as well...
Say goodbye to sex Harry
by Mace Tofu
Jul 15th, 2007
06:07:27 PM
From one married man to another... :(
who's going to review the wedding?
by ludmir88
Jul 15th, 2007
06:09:07 PM
we need a neutral one!!!
IS PRIMA NOCTA STILL ON?
by ludmir88
Jul 15th, 2007
06:12:57 PM
just kidding :)
Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. HeadGeek!
by glodene
Jul 15th, 2007
06:18:14 PM
May your Honeymoon be blissfull as you two engage in an erotic ballet of sweat-glistening carnal passion.
Congratulatoins Don Knowles
by McClane_Corleone
Jul 15th, 2007
06:19:40 PM
And may your first child, be a masculine child.
Congratulations!
by freerangecelt
Jul 15th, 2007
06:22:39 PM
May the Road always rise up to meet you, May the Sun always light your path, and May your Children always bring you happiness! Here's hoping for a baker's dozen! :) Free and Dubh
congratulations.....
by emeraldboy
Jul 15th, 2007
06:29:22 PM
Harry Knowles this is the start of the rest of you life. Rock the casbah on your honeymoon and nine months later after your wifes morning sickness. Your world will be full of little harrys and or harriettes. and for the rest of us, this parts is sincere, this will be last you will be all seeing of hearing of Harry Knowles. Once the kid comes that is the biggest life changer of All. My two nephews are great little characters the pair of them. They grow up so fast.
O.k. then, who's anus?
by Stuntcock Mike
Jul 15th, 2007
06:31:20 PM
Don't forget to share the cake Harry, you bastard. Cheers.
Congrats and Good Luck
by The Funketeer
Jul 15th, 2007
06:31:35 PM
Let's hope Harry never has a beer and cheets on his wife.
Congrats, Harry!
by RetroActive
Jul 15th, 2007
06:32:33 PM
Wishing you and your bride-to-be all the best!
Congrats!
by complexion
Jul 15th, 2007
06:32:46 PM
Hope you guys have an amazing day!
CONGRATULATIONS!!...BUT...
by jhpiii
Jul 15th, 2007
06:33:28 PM
You should've had me DJ your wedding...(Shameless plug) DJ Bandit.
Capone's 3 inches inside an anus
by future help
Jul 15th, 2007
06:34:07 PM
anagram for Coperfield?
fuck, i've been drinking...i meant Cloverfield.
by future help
Jul 15th, 2007
06:35:07 PM
all 3 inches worth.
The title made me think...
by Bubba Gillman
Jul 15th, 2007
06:48:30 PM
...that this was another Indiana Jones talkback. Congrats Harry.
Congrats Harry. I wish you all the best. Mr Incredible:
by Tarl_Cabot
Jul 15th, 2007
06:49:57 PM
Too bad some people can't set aside their crassness for one talk back to give a good wish to the guy who provides us all with FREE entertainment. Congtrats again Harry. Looking forward to the Bourne 3 review.Hope Yoko doesn't break up AICN! ;)
Say goodbye to the blow jobs
by c4andmore
Jul 15th, 2007
06:52:38 PM
seriously, WTF?!? I had some great bj's before I got married. Now that's all history. Damn false advertising I tell ya! Oh and congrats Harry!
Congratulations, Harry
by tiredpm
Jul 15th, 2007
07:09:10 PM
Now, I'm waiting for a review of the wedding that will be denounced as a plant and grainy scoop photos of the wedding dress. And the wedding night activities will be spoilered.

Have a great day, big man, my best to you and your soon-to-be wife.

Yay!
by Guu-sama
Jul 15th, 2007
07:13:01 PM
Congratulations, Harry and Patricia!
That has to be Harry's worst review ever.
by Pops Freshemeyer
Jul 15th, 2007
07:17:43 PM
Eighty-seven paragraphs about some wedding and one sentence about watching 300 on HD-DVD? Whatever.
Congrats!
by lu622
Jul 15th, 2007
07:18:57 PM
Have a great time!
Your wedding is just a day.
by Dataset
Jul 15th, 2007
07:20:22 PM
The important days are all to come. Make them as important as today and you'll find happiness. Wow. That sounded like a fucking greeting card! All my family's best wishes from Dallas!
Good luck.
by spiderwalk007
Jul 15th, 2007
07:28:01 PM
With the marriage and all.
Congratulations!
by GreatWhite
Jul 15th, 2007
07:29:36 PM
All the best, Harry and Patricia! My own wife and I celebrate our fourth anniversary next month.
Damn, and I thought it was the "Dragnet" theme.
by Uncapie
Jul 15th, 2007
07:37:40 PM
Congrats, Harry!
Honeymoon video
by covenant
Jul 15th, 2007
07:37:44 PM
Please share it with us, especially a "director's cut." :) Congrats, Harry. Now get to work bringing more geeklings into the world!
say goodbye to your dick Harry!
by GQtaste
Jul 15th, 2007
07:46:42 PM
The only time you'll be using it is when your taking a piss.
Why no webcast?
by Kirbymanly
Jul 15th, 2007
07:52:49 PM
You'd think someone who lives their life via the internet would webcast it. Outside of that...Congrats, Harry! I'm raising my glass to you right now...
Congrats
by Darth Busey
Jul 15th, 2007
07:57:54 PM
When I started reading this site in 1996 or whatever, I never thought I'd be around to see the day when the big red cheese got married. Congrats.
Congratulations Harry And Yuko
by Pound Sand
Jul 15th, 2007
07:57:56 PM
Harry, I've been reading this site for over 6 years, and enjoyed it. I never thought you'd get married, because films always seemed like your first (and at times, only) love. So despite you banning me several years ago for a comment that wouldn't even raise an eyebrow today, I still dig the cut of your shit. I'm still not gonna send you a a gift for your wedding, but I might for your first kid. later.
Congrats Harry!
by stvnhthr
Jul 15th, 2007
08:00:04 PM
Wait to go man! I knew it wasn't easy to wait, but you will be happy you did. Have a great honeymoon and may God Bless you two in your new lives together.
oh hay-all yeah
by jedimindflayer
Jul 15th, 2007
08:00:37 PM
congrats to the happy couple- all the best; i guess this means 1 less ticket to bnat this year! in all (ok, no) seriousness, ExcaliburFfolkes is right on- we need a cumpston- any cumpston- review of this bad boy!
Congratulations Harry!
by Wazoo
Jul 15th, 2007
08:00:38 PM
Welcome to the land of wedded bliss! Anyway, that's what us poor idiots that are married like to call it.
Congrats!
by Proman1984
Jul 15th, 2007
08:05:23 PM
All the best Harry!
And do it to Yoko one extra time on out behalf ;) !
by Proman1984
Jul 15th, 2007
08:06:01 PM
Heh heh! Enjoy yourself!
Pictures?
by SkidMarkedUndies
Jul 15th, 2007
08:07:49 PM
At least post some pictures from the grand affair. Good for you, kid. Just remember: You got to wake up with the chick for the rest of your life, or until you find a better looking model to trade her in for.
All the best...
by SugarRay
Jul 15th, 2007
08:15:18 PM
Congrats Harry, good luck and all that good stuff...
Why I love this site.
by deadshot07
Jul 15th, 2007
08:36:49 PM
Some of you are quite funny. Best of luck to you Harry.
So there IS hope.
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 15th, 2007
08:38:17 PM
For us freaks.
Good Luck
by imkindofabigdeal
Jul 15th, 2007
08:38:23 PM
Well Deserved Harry. Health and Happiness Big Guy.
Congratulations to both of you.
by LoneGun
Jul 15th, 2007
08:40:38 PM
Have fun at your wedding!
Harry!!
by nolan bautista
Jul 15th, 2007
08:57:06 PM
Congratulations!! Save me a piece..of the wedding cake!. Just kidding..I wish you all the happiness in the world..
SUCKA!!!
by sideshowrob
Jul 15th, 2007
09:02:28 PM
No Really...Congrats Big Guy. It took me the 2nd time around to get it right but the Mrs is the best thing thats happened to me. She's more of a movie nut than my 1st wife could ever dream. Good Luck to ya both!!
WHAT NO DONKEY HARRY??
by Redfive!
Jul 15th, 2007
09:14:00 PM
Im sure Eli Roth could of hooked that up.And have special surprise guest ADRIAN ZMED show up with that creepy dude with a mustache and a donkey.You disappoint me Harry.
Congrats mr knowles
by BrightEyes
Jul 15th, 2007
09:23:17 PM
hope it is a beautiful day
RUMOR CONTROL! Harry's Nuptuals
by captainCAPSLOCK
Jul 15th, 2007
09:27:35 PM
Man this wedding has always seemed two years away. Pray to your gods she decides to stick with you ;)
Congratulations!
by Mad-Maximus
Jul 15th, 2007
10:11:24 PM
Harry, Congrats on the marriage, may you two find happiness and strength for the rest of your lives.
I'M LTTP, GRATS MR.HEADGEEK SIR!!!
by Shermdawg
Jul 15th, 2007
10:23:10 PM
GRATS I SAY!
Right On
by Cobbio
Jul 15th, 2007
10:30:06 PM
Congratulations, Harry! I wish you and Yoko many happy years together. I'll keep watching to see if she appears in any of the upper-left animations. Any chance of this now that she's officially a Knowles? Ah yeah!

Cheers!

Nope
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Jul 15th, 2007
10:38:55 PM
Still don't give a shit.
Congrats!
by Psyclops
Jul 15th, 2007
10:40:42 PM
Hope the two of you have a wonderful life together.
Congrats!
by moto
Jul 15th, 2007
10:54:18 PM
I've been married for seven years and life has never been better, Harry! Congrats and best of luck to both of you.
Harry, you dropped something
by WolfmanNards
Jul 15th, 2007
10:57:49 PM
Here let me help you pick up those names you dropped.
Congrats, you gigantic weird bastard!
by Zarles
Jul 15th, 2007
11:08:09 PM
Go make some little Harolds already!
Is a traditional or movie-themed wedding?
by wackybantha
Jul 15th, 2007
11:40:02 PM
Will there be pics up on this site?
Sounds like Quint wins.
by Horseflesh
Jul 15th, 2007
11:45:36 PM
Hope ya double bagged it, son!
Congratulations Harry
by DarthDooku
Jul 15th, 2007
11:47:41 PM
Enjoy :)
Congratulations, you big lug.
by Laserbrain
Jul 15th, 2007
11:51:43 PM
Cheers!
Harry's Groomsmen is the JLA
by messi
Jul 15th, 2007
11:58:30 PM
except it's the formerly known as JLA so his wedding is this year's little miss FUCK YOU.
Harry chose a pre-nup. Here's why...
by Alonzo Mosely
Jul 16th, 2007
12:04:11 AM
Good luck and enjoy the honeymoon period, that is when you still get the pre-marriage style sex, after that, well at least you already have a hobby...
Congrats Harry!
by Zombie Vig
Jul 16th, 2007
12:12:36 AM
Have a blissfull married live Harry.
congrats!!!
by schnipple
Jul 16th, 2007
12:14:29 AM
enjoy the deep deep deep plunge... ; )
Crazy
by Bang!_Your_Dead
Jul 16th, 2007
12:20:32 AM
I'll be getting married in just two weeks. I can totally understand your happiness right now. Thanks for the years and years of great entertainment. Maybe one year my future wife and I can make it down to a BNAT. Thanks again, and best wishes.
Now the rest of us geeks are going to be
by AnwarNamtut
Jul 16th, 2007
12:30:28 AM
pressured into tying the knot with our significant others. Damn it man! Congrats nonetheless. You're a nice fella and she sure seems like a nice lady. Now you can be nice together, fooooorrrreeeevvvvveeeeerrrrrr ... So did she freak out at the reception when the pinheads started chanting "gabba gabba we accept you one of us?"
Congo-rats big guy!
by necromortis
Jul 16th, 2007
12:35:04 AM
Wish you and the little lady lots of wild hot...movie watching! hahaha,'grats man.
BREAKING NEWS: HARRY EATS WHOLE WEDDING CAKE!
by iwontwin
Jul 16th, 2007
12:38:08 AM
thats what FOX said!
I may not always agree with your reviews Harry, but...
by JunoFallon
Jul 16th, 2007
01:17:41 AM
Congratulations either way man. Big day for anyone. I hope all goes well!
England expects.....
by foonacha
Jul 16th, 2007
01:24:54 AM
...to hear the crash,bang,thud of tiny feet in approx 9 months or so. Many congrats on your big day, & will you post the wedding vid on here so we can gander at all your regular writers in their Sunday Finest?
So will we get a little Harry tonight?
by Mace Tofu
Jul 16th, 2007
01:27:26 AM
No safe sex tonight so who knows this very moment right now could be the creation of another geek. Feel free to hum the theme from 2001 : )
Congrats Harry! A Wise choice.
by R.C. the "Wise"
Jul 16th, 2007
01:33:55 AM
May your days be blissful!
Congratulations, Head Geek!
by OtisSpofford
Jul 16th, 2007
01:46:24 AM
May your fondest wishes granted be the least of your riches to come - many years of happiness and a whole mess o' kids - much happiness, Harry and Patricia!
Happy Birthday!
by FuzzyWhisper
Jul 16th, 2007
01:49:09 AM
Wait--what? Oh yeah...

Congratulations.
who the fuck is GILBERT GOLDFINGER
by TheUltraHumanite
Jul 16th, 2007
01:54:44 AM
GILBERT GOLDFINGER, damn thats a funny sounding name.... its Auric Goldfinger.... GILBERT... HAHAH Congrats my man, right now, you are having what is prolly the best sex of your life
A TOAST
by The Real MiraJeff
Jul 16th, 2007
02:05:10 AM
to the one and only Head Geek. Mazel Tov and have a wonderful honeymoon. I raise a glass to you and your lovely bride tonight from Los Angeles... make us fanboys proud.
The honeymoon must not be going so well...
by SpiceWonBruce
Jul 16th, 2007
02:18:42 AM
Harry is logged onto his myspace page as I type this.
HARRY WILL CHOOSE DIVORCE AND HERE'S WHY....
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Jul 16th, 2007
02:19:51 AM
Because it's inevitable. Because love is short term hormonal distraction. Because this whole marriage thing is FAKE, in every sense of the word. JUST BECAUSE..!!!
Congrats! And greetings to your 7000 MySpace friends!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jul 16th, 2007
02:25:20 AM
Oh what a glorious day (like in glorious Quicktime)
Congrats!
by OneintenMan
Jul 16th, 2007
02:39:32 AM
All the best for the years ahead.
Congrats Harry
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 16th, 2007
02:41:32 AM
Now all we need is your LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD review...
Congrats
by Bob of the Shire
Jul 16th, 2007
02:41:44 AM
Just don't have a kid. The world isn't ready.
Harry, did you cry more than you did at ARMAGEDDON?!
by Darth Bauer
Jul 16th, 2007
02:49:04 AM
Congrats.
Harry prepped for his wedding....
by BitterMan23
Jul 16th, 2007
02:57:05 AM
by watching the gayest movie ever made? Huh.

Still, tho, grats!
CONGRATS HARRY! WELL DONE! But I thought you might...
by silentbobafett2
Jul 16th, 2007
03:07:27 AM
have chosen a more fitting final film!!!! Anyway, sounds good and I hope you're gonna share some wedding photos (and, by the sounds of it, some Bacholeor party photos)
(Drops trou) "THIS..IS..GINGAAAAAAH!"
by tomthumbstallywhacker
Jul 16th, 2007
03:21:48 AM
right about now you're probably being choked with a big chain by patricia in a dancing girl outfit while a gay golden robot looks on ("Oh my!" etc). All the best from the UK to you both, Harry, we love ya!

AWWW YEEAAAAH!

Best Wishes, Harry
by ImFixingtoDie
Jul 16th, 2007
03:32:05 AM
Hope it was a great day. Jeff Wells over at Hollywood Elsewhere is being a dick about Peter Jackson's video, but he rest of us wish you luck.
Congrats u big beefcake of a man u!!!!!
by Big_Bubbaloola
Jul 16th, 2007
03:39:11 AM
Trust me, marriage does not reduce the sex life (well not yet for me anyhoo). And, if like me you let yourself go once she's yours, then just let her slap the flab and ride the wave in! Oh you did already!!! I keed I keed!!! Have a great day matey.
HARRY, POST UP YOUR VOWS-SPEECH THINGY!!
by Napolean Solo
Jul 16th, 2007
03:42:38 AM
You know what I mean... And congrats big boss!
Wedding Day
by SBconnection
Jul 16th, 2007
03:54:09 AM
Harry, Congrat's man. From a long time reader, I wish you the best. Ironically enough, a good friend of mine got hitched today as well. Weddings happening all over.
Watching HD Gay Porn Before A Hetero Marriage
by godoffireinhell
Jul 16th, 2007
03:58:18 AM
WOW JUST WOW
he new HD DVD just fucking owns!
by CQuest
Jul 16th, 2007
04:03:00 AM
brilliant, lets get just ONE MORE PLUG in there before the wedding. shameless. fuck harry.
What do mail order brides go for these days?
by snakecharmer
Jul 16th, 2007
04:05:28 AM
Jk. Congrats dude. I love how Harry is pimping a dying format. haha. HD-DVD has one more holiday season to make it. It wont. lates.
Hey Harry, big...
by Bono Luthor
Jul 16th, 2007
04:06:07 AM
...congrats you, you big ginger fool! I got married this year and just got back from honeymoon. A lot of my friends are married and/or having kids. Geeks growing up? Been loving this website for 8 years now and when Lucas, Spielberg and Ford are working together on a film again for (most likely) the last time it makes me feel the passage of time. We can't be kids forever. Maybe just a liiittle bit longer though...
Are we gonna see pictures?
by Cotton McKnight
Jul 16th, 2007
05:35:42 AM
I wanna see pictures! I want to know what a 50,000 dollar wedding looks like, among other things.
I always thought it would be cool to get married to..
by Cotton McKnight
Jul 16th, 2007
05:39:21 AM
the music that's playing when Luke, Han, and Chewie get their medals at the end of Star Wars. Maybe that's why i'm not married yet.
Harry's myspace
by Dazzler69
Jul 16th, 2007
06:24:16 AM
What is the url?
Congratulations!
by Blueberry
Jul 16th, 2007
06:26:20 AM
Your wedding means a lot to all non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone.
Cheers, Harry!
by Abin Sur
Jul 16th, 2007
06:36:01 AM
When can we expect to see Harry Jrs. running around?
Don Harry
by TheFunkyEnigma
Jul 16th, 2007
06:49:56 AM
Don Harry, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your site on the wedding day of yourself. May your first child be a masculine child."
Cangrats Harry!!
by ATARI
Jul 16th, 2007
07:14:15 AM
As someone who has been married 9 years now, I can definitely say life is better when you have someone to share it with.
Of course it's Monday morning and I can't type yet
by ATARI
Jul 16th, 2007
07:14:49 AM
CONGRATS!!
When is AICN getting real forum software?
by ATARI
Jul 16th, 2007
07:15:29 AM
I Wish You The Best Life Has To Offer...
by Grinning White Skull
Jul 16th, 2007
07:28:38 AM
Have a wonderful life, Harry and Yoko.
Congrats to you and your bride!
by MRJONZ72
Jul 16th, 2007
07:39:45 AM
Just wishing you all the best!
The Jaws theme music
by zer0cool2k2
Jul 16th, 2007
07:58:36 AM
could have been funny. I got married last month and we marched out after the ceremony to the Rocky theme (Gonna' Fly now)
By the way Vern...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2007
08:03:17 AM
... it's "institution" of marriage, not "institute," though being happily divorced, I can definitely confirm that the institution of marriage can definitely put a person in a mental condition wherein they'll have to be SENT to an "institute"! But Harry... good luck anyway! (gonna need it)
GG, Harry
by couP
Jul 16th, 2007
08:20:30 AM
Your wedding means a lot to all...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2007
08:22:08 AM
...non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone." ...As long as you have tons of fundage, barring that, forget it, no sense in even trying. (Not being negative, just a realist... ya'll know I'm right, too.)
Congrats!
by BeyondStatic
Jul 16th, 2007
08:26:39 AM
And best wishes to you both!
Congrats Harry!!!
by Kloipy
Jul 16th, 2007
08:27:12 AM
Hey man, it's awesome you got married. As a married man, I'll give you some pointers. First, always respect each other, think of her before yourself, never take your relationship for granted, laugh a lot, as a man (you are wrong), never go to bed angry, make sure you give her an orgasm before you have yours, don't drool over other women (if fact don't' even think of them!), have fun, never call her a bitch even if she's being one, and lastly give her all you have to give without complaining. Enjoy it man, it's the best thing in the world!
Congratulations Harry....
by RockLobster800
Jul 16th, 2007
08:30:11 AM
Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!
Congratulations Harry....
by RockLobster800
Jul 16th, 2007
08:30:44 AM
Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!
Congrats Tigger.
by HOTDOGVNDR
Jul 16th, 2007
08:33:50 AM
Married life is not bad like everyone says it's going to be. The hardest part was realizing when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
by dramirezs23
Jul 16th, 2007
08:39:34 AM
You fat bastard! Just make sure you don't spend your honeymoon night dressed up as Darth Vader with a lightsaber up your ass!
You're going to be very happy, man!
by quentintarantado
Jul 16th, 2007
08:39:45 AM
Judging from how much you love movies, you're really full of love. You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love (books, movies, all those geeky things). Now you have this special someone, she's going to experience your devotion and passion firsthand, unadulterated, so methinks you'll make a great hubby. Yoko is lucky to have a devoted and extra loving guy like you and you're lucky to have a sweet and pretty girl like Yoko. So congratulations, man!
Congrats Big Man
by BilboRing
Jul 16th, 2007
08:40:17 AM
Best of luck to you and your wife.
TONIGHT, HARRY SHALL DINE IN HELL!!!
by LaneMyersClassic
Jul 16th, 2007
08:42:55 AM
Just kidding Harry. Patricia's snatch is probably not that bad. Congrats!
Dragnet
by CatoTheCensor
Jul 16th, 2007
08:46:32 AM
I thought this post was about a new Dragnet movie. Sigh. "After the gratuiotous sex display at Streibeck's favorite coffee house..."
Congratulations
by James_Blond
Jul 16th, 2007
08:53:28 AM
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. So here's to you Harry! Congratulations man!
Whoring Out on Wedding Day
by PlasmaOrb
Jul 16th, 2007
08:58:20 AM
Is Toshiba helping you flip the bill to put that little quip in there for HD-DVD? The format is dead, no one is hardly buying it and blu ray has taken over at the biggest retail rental chain in america. ill get 300 on blu ray, then atleast i know ill get a good prestine copy thats encoded with the right codec.
Dum Duh Da Dummmmmm
by Right Bastard
Jul 16th, 2007
09:09:16 AM
Isn't that Dragnet? Anyway, congrats big boy.
Congratulations
by MrNelson
Jul 16th, 2007
09:10:09 AM
Enjoy
Congats Harry
by Calihoma
Jul 16th, 2007
09:12:12 AM
Hope the wedding and wedding night went well.
Mazel Tov Harry
by evolution1085
Jul 16th, 2007
09:17:09 AM
Good luck buddy
Congrats, Harry,....you big lug.
by JDanielP
Jul 16th, 2007
09:19:40 AM
Remember: For the Honeymoon, don't forget to pack the video camera. (wink,wink)
PLANT!
by Spandau Belly
Jul 16th, 2007
09:20:26 AM
Giving marriage a good review? C'mon! I had an easier time believing him on Spiderman 3.
Photos???
by Philvis
Jul 16th, 2007
09:35:09 AM
We expect some photos from the big day.

by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2007
09:48:22 AM
...when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.>> Come off it, dude... you don't get to make ANY decisions, scheduling or otherwise! Okay, now I'm cleaning projectile vomit off my shoes... gee thanks, for that little gem. Harry's bride-to-be is named Yoko?!!? Really?!!? Does this mean Vern, Moriarty and Herc will feel increasingly put-off, leading to the eventual break-up od AICN? Will Harry then do a solo website wherein we'll read his reviews accompanied by looped MPEGs of Yoko screeching untranslatable gibberish?
Die of cancer you blu-ray fucks!
by slayerfaith
Jul 16th, 2007
09:53:09 AM
Seriously, who gives a shit what he plugs, doesnt plug, or plugs up? No reason for you to basically damn him to hell for it. Hav a prob with it? Find another site that's more "professional" or whatever. That or go to hell. Seriously if you can't get over it I hope that all of you get really bad biopsy results over the next couple months n ur bodies become nothing more then walking malignant tumors. I mean you're basically wretches and wastes of life right now, so a slow suffering end would prolly be a blessing compared to what your worthless asses deserve.
Congratulations!
by CherryValance
Jul 16th, 2007
10:01:28 AM
I wish all the best for you guys. :D
CONGRATULATIONS HARRY!
by trombone
Jul 16th, 2007
10:03:17 AM
win one for the team
Congrats Harry----SO SAY WE ALL!
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jul 16th, 2007
10:21:54 AM
Harry you picked a winner; best wishes for a successful marriage! Always stay GGG!
And is Yoko going to get 'black box capability'
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jul 16th, 2007
10:32:27 AM
???? Get her writing on here already...c'mon, she must love movies...and hey she'll work for free right? ;^)
All the best Harry
by spencey7
Jul 16th, 2007
10:38:16 AM
Lang may your lum reek.
I can't believe he married a big-titted whore...
by Alonzo Mosely
Jul 16th, 2007
10:44:31 AM
Sorry, typo, I mean I can't believe she married a big-titted whore... So where is the update? If you have time for Myspace you have time for an update to those of us who are banned from entering myspace because of the presense of underage girls... I mean aintitcool is on the list of approves sites cause there are no females here of any age, unless you count Herc...
Harry has a beer and cheets on his wife
by drompter
Jul 16th, 2007
10:50:48 AM
Not to mention he gotta eat.
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!
by michaelb_stl
Jul 16th, 2007
10:59:31 AM
congratulations!
Where's the new Joker pics thread Harry?
by jfp2007
Jul 16th, 2007
11:05:34 AM
Super Hero Hype has only accumulated 40 pages worth of postings and Latino Review and Darkhorizons have had links forever.
slayerfaith
by jfp2007
Jul 16th, 2007
11:06:47 AM
Why don't you shut the fuck up. I'd love to meet you so we can "talk."
Congratulations to you both
by veritasses
Jul 16th, 2007
11:07:18 AM
Live Long and Prosper...
She isn't a big mac
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jul 16th, 2007
11:07:55 AM
treat her right slugger
Congratulations!
by The Only Woj
Jul 16th, 2007
11:09:28 AM
may your married life be all that you hoped
Congrats, Harry
by mysteryperfecta
Jul 16th, 2007
11:09:53 AM
Have a great wedding day. As for the wedding night, well, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. I hope many years of wedded bliss lie ahead.
slayerfaith
by PlasmaOrb
Jul 16th, 2007
11:31:13 AM
Did your boyfriend cum in your coffee this morning? I guess he must have given you a bad case of monkey clap or something, cause you obviously have lost your freakin mind... that or you are a pissed off toshiba employee cause we bad mouthed your bitch and his current paycheck.
MAN IN SUIT!!! MAN IN SUIT!!! MAN IN SUIT!!!
by MC Vamp
Jul 16th, 2007
11:31:39 AM
...er, I mean MAN IN TUX!!! Congratulations, Red Man. May your foist child be a masculine child.
Someone should tell Eli Roth to stop using other
by BGDAWES
Jul 16th, 2007
11:33:36 AM
people's social gatherings (read Harry's wife's (man that's weird to type) Bachelorette Party) as a means to get people to watch Hostel 2.

It's out of the theatre already so give it up, and sorry Eli - your movie tanked because it sucked and NOT because it made an early debut on the internets.

Harry I'll need pictures as proof of your wedding, otherwise I'm convinced you actually exchanged vows with Eli Roth.

...and he's cheating on you with Quentin Tarantino.
Bless you Harry!
by Archive
Jul 16th, 2007
12:10:27 PM
Have a fantastic day, and a fantastic marriage! All my love!
Joker Pics...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2007
12:12:04 PM
... Why bother... the Joker re-design looks like ass!
Take a shoe phone up your ass!
by CyberVishnu
Jul 16th, 2007
12:22:08 PM
Ah fuck fatty and his staged wedding, I thought this was an update about Steve Carell's Get Smart! Don't use the theme music next time numbnuts. You want to talk marriage you title it: The end of my life, or My penis retires.
CONGRATS MAN!
by kikuchiyoboy
Jul 16th, 2007
12:25:03 PM
Now you get the constant guaranteed puntang. Hee heee. Seriously, don't mean disrespect. Have a good one Mr. Knowles.
The video of the day will be released as:
by snappy
Jul 16th, 2007
12:31:17 PM
My Big Fat Geek Wedding
But seriously, nothing says "I love you" like a sexually transmitted infection picked up from a stripper at your bachelor party.
And I hope for Yoko's sake she likes to go on top.
What a surprise...
by slayerfaith
Jul 16th, 2007
12:32:52 PM
The hateful blu-ray fucks come back with gay-jokes and homophobia. Another stellar quality to their already wretched personalities. They're worse then Nazis. Nazis were at least somewhat "forced" to be Nazis by Hitler. You pieces of shit only worship a fucking consumer electronics company.
Congrats, now where's my flippin DVD Picks article???
by Yack Backer
Jul 16th, 2007
12:52:17 PM
Thanks to your absence of these articles, I am without any clue as to what's coming out this month!
Add me to the list of congratulators
by monorail77
Jul 16th, 2007
12:57:00 PM
Congrats to you both. I'm on my 14th year of marriage. Its worth it. I'm sure you'll enjoy and do the work necessary to maintain a good relationship. Next up, I wish you both healthy children. I think you both deserve the joy and heartache of raising kids. Best to you both.
Too Soon!
by Bone-In Foray
Jul 16th, 2007
12:59:15 PM
Happy belated wedding day Harry. I was going to implore you to get back to your goddamn DVD picks and/or peeks column, but ahh - no - I see you've already covered that base. Let's see...uhh yeah - 300. Check. HD-DVD - fucking owns. Got it. Thanks.
Harry's gotta WED !!! Congrats Big Guy !
by Se7en
Jul 16th, 2007
01:17:42 PM
Congrats Harry !
I scanned your article
by Abominable Snowcone
Jul 16th, 2007
01:58:13 PM
and the only things that stuck out were 'anus' and 'pussy.'

Congrats! Now you'll be as miserable as the rest of us married chumps!

Cotton McKnight
by Abominable Snowcone
Jul 16th, 2007
02:08:55 PM
I had the same idea, couple with Bill Conti's Rocky Theme. 'Course, my ideas were shot down and it was a more boring wedding reception because of it.
90% of Talkbackers hate you even more now.
by Banshee7
Jul 16th, 2007
02:15:40 PM
Because we can assume you had sex on your wedding night...with a real girl. Something 90% of the geeks on this site can only dream of.
jfp2007...
by loafroaster
Jul 16th, 2007
02:20:20 PM
...I think the guy has more things to worry about than Joker pics at the moment! Congrats me harty - "I do" "You bet I do" "Okaaay then" (Raising Arizona)
Loafroaster...
by Kid Z
Jul 16th, 2007
03:05:29 PM
... Ya mean there's more important topics that Joker pics?!!? I think revocation of your geek license is in order!
Congratulations big bastard!
by super Cucaracha
Jul 16th, 2007
03:09:49 PM
I wish you both have a great marriage!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by loafroaster
Jul 16th, 2007
03:12:07 PM
I take it back! I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACK!
07/15/00
by InsertCoolName
Jul 16th, 2007
03:13:27 PM
That is the day I got married too. Actaually it is also the day I started dating my wife.
Just don't have a beer and cheat on her Harry.
by Edward_nygma
Jul 16th, 2007
03:28:15 PM
Congrats.
Late congrats
by garcicr
Jul 16th, 2007
04:43:47 PM
Good Luck to ya and dontg forget those magical words "Yes Dear"
Harry has chosen HD-DVD, here's why!
by Lando Griffin
Jul 16th, 2007
04:46:11 PM
Because those Toshiba checks financed the wedding and honeymoon!
Congratulations!
by Rogue Trooper
Jul 16th, 2007
04:53:55 PM
All the best Harry. Good health and long life to you and your new wife.
congrats my good man
by mikey mike
Jul 16th, 2007
05:08:39 PM
I'll be expecting a little Harry jr. pretty soon
Congratulations Harry
by John-Locke
Jul 16th, 2007
05:20:19 PM
Glad you have found that certain someone to settle down with, just remember the warning from Eddie Murphy back in the day... HALF! You'd better make sure you never give Yoko a reason to ask you "But What Have You Done For Me Lately?". I hope it all goes smoothly buddy.
CONGRAPUTULATIONS!
by chimcham3000
Jul 16th, 2007
05:22:23 PM
i've been reading this site since 1998 and i say its been long time coming man! you deserve it. congrats to the both of ya!
Don Corleone did business on his daughter's wedding day
by Bramton1
Jul 16th, 2007
05:29:45 PM
Why can't Harry do business on his wedding day? Where's the Harry Potter review? (Deja vu, anyone?) What, have you become one of those idiots who feel if you're a Lord of the Rings' fan, you can't watch Harry Potter films? (The two are completely different sub-genres of fantasy. You might as well say Charlotte's Web and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are off limits too.)
happy birthday dude.
by Smashing
Jul 16th, 2007
05:43:26 PM
wheres the cake?
HEY HARRY !! IF YOUR READING THIS
by mr dark
Jul 16th, 2007
06:48:00 PM
Then your NOT assuming the husbandry position....You should be head buried and dick deep in your husbandry duties.. Congratulations you married bastard...
Congrats, Harry!
by pizzatheface
Jul 16th, 2007
06:48:03 PM
I know I'm just another talkbacker shouting out to the Heavy-Who-Started-It-All, but I am very happy for you nonetheless! My wife and I are celebrating 7 happy years this month, and I wish you the best.
well, man, I suposse congrats are in order
by eloy
Jul 16th, 2007
06:56:43 PM
...does it sound dispirited? fuck, yeah. No offense, man, but I really, really expected you to be waaaay more of a misfit than I am. I suppose I am now, officially, the most pathetic motherfucker on this plane of existence. Congrats, man- this time for real.
I'm late.
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 16th, 2007
06:58:26 PM
Congratulations. I'm not gonna buy a gift or nothin'.
Congrats, Big Guy! Make sure you post the pictures!
by eda1968
Jul 16th, 2007
07:09:57 PM
I wish you and your new wife a wonderful marriage. - Ed A
I'll probably get banned for saying this...
by seppukudkurosawa
Jul 16th, 2007
07:16:31 PM
but SOMEBODY's got to tell it like it is. Harry...

...

...

...

...

. ..

...

...

... It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
Congratulations
by Octaveaeon
Jul 16th, 2007
07:25:30 PM
Hope everything turned out well. Post pictures. Don't forget the bachelor's...
CONGRATS!
by williamD
Jul 16th, 2007
08:20:01 PM
I wish you all the best.
Congrats, Harry... I didn't even know you were engaged.
by Otter
Jul 16th, 2007
08:43:04 PM
Best to you and the missus; have a great day and an excellent honeymoon.
$99 toshiba hd dud players at HME one more nail
by skiff
Jul 16th, 2007
09:02:53 PM
Toshiba will offer its HD A2 HD DUD player at $99 through the Home Media Expo. Also included will be three HD DUD titles. I love my bluray player and want this war over. Still it is kinda fun wondering what will happen next.
will there be wedding pictures
by skiff
Jul 16th, 2007
09:13:55 PM
Come on now there has to be wedding pictures.
Harry, I Hate Almost All of Your Reviews
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 16th, 2007
09:16:29 PM
Except when you're dead on and confuse me with your uncharacteristic insight. However, I wish you all the happiness and marital bliss and so on in the world. And blowjobs. Lots and lots of blowjobs. Makes a marriage work a whole lot better. Preferable from your wife, but I'm sure Capone will do in a pinch.
why does anybody care?
by gringostar
Jul 16th, 2007
10:22:42 PM
Ok, you finally have one thing in common with John Lennon... but who really gives a fuck. I just pray to god that we don't get a blow-by-blow of the honeymoon. Barf.
It Is What You Make It.
by monolithik
Jul 17th, 2007
12:05:15 AM
As a happily married man myself, I have proof that it is possible! Ignore the naysayers, marriage - like anything else - is what you make it; so make it a great one, Headgeek and Yoko! Congratulations!
Hol' up...
by seppukudkurosawa
Jul 17th, 2007
12:24:58 AM
Did Yoko change her name to Patricia just to seem more Westernised? That's bullshit. I'm white, but my aunt and a couple of my cousins are Chinese, and they all did the same thing. Ping became Kathy, Biba became Cerina, and Peppi became Patricia (snap!).

Why do you do this to yourselves? Who gives a shit if someone can't pronounce your name> MAKE the fuckers learn. You're not extras in Rush Hour 3, you've still got some dignity left [I hope].

Anyway, congrats all the same.
Did the strippers each tap a fold with a dildo?
by Vic Twenty
Jul 17th, 2007
01:43:10 AM
Cuz there is plenty of space.

In all seriousness, have a great time and remember these halcion days when she has a straight razor to your balls.

EXCELSIOR!!!!!!

Good luck, Harold!
by Gibson The Gibbon
Jul 17th, 2007
02:15:46 AM
I salute you!: http://tinyurl.com/25d6ck
Harry Got Hitched!!
by dzstephens
Jul 17th, 2007
03:51:31 AM
Congrats! I wish you many many many years of happiness and wedded bliss!
Oh My God.... Poor Fucking Strippers
by Mr_Deadite
Jul 17th, 2007
03:53:01 AM
The several that gave you a show had to have had the worst night of their life. Yuck. I'm just wondering how Harry's gonna take it when the missionary position backfires and he ends up killing his new wife.
And speaking of which
by Mr_Deadite
Jul 17th, 2007
03:53:38 AM
How the fuck does Harry even get it in? I mean, there's a good four foot barrier.
Congratulations harry.
by knifeandfork
Jul 17th, 2007
05:50:36 AM
Youve managed to find that special something that many geeks out there can never find...... a lifetime supply of pussy. Oh, and love too. Seriously though, congratulations man, have a good time.
Congratulations!
by Evil Chicken
Jul 17th, 2007
06:16:27 AM
All the best Mr. & Mrs. Knowles!
You're a great guy Harry
by Drathan
Jul 17th, 2007
07:05:43 AM
I dont say this about a lot of people, and I dont say it too often, but I really think you're one of the few "good ones" left in this world. You are generous, happy to be alive, in love with the world, grateful for your blessings, and you let us see so much of who you are and how you feel and what your passions are through this site, and I think you're a great person.

Best of luck in everything, may your marriage be much, much much better than the one in the Godfather, and longer lasting too.

Movie Site? Or Personal Blog?
by mtoppi1975
Jul 17th, 2007
07:22:12 AM
...don't get me wrong. I wish everyone who makes a major step in their lives the best. But this kind of stuff could better serve those who are interested on a personal blog and not as front-page news on a movie spoiler site. So, congratulations, but you guys really need an editor.
So Harry...
by Kid Z
Jul 17th, 2007
07:49:23 AM
... When's the divorce?
Harry may have been right about HD
by stvnhthr
Jul 17th, 2007
08:01:06 AM
After more research I'm switching my vote from bluray to hd. HD offers the best overall compromise among various conflicting factors. Bluray is technically better in memory storage, but when you factor in durability, cost, and that all existing DVD manufacturing plants would be unable to make bluray discs its cons outweigh its pros. Anyone who likes to burn dvds at home should do the same research I did. HD in the long run will be easier to work with and maintain.
FLAMES AND NIPPLES ON THE WEDDING SUIT !!!
by Sagan
Jul 17th, 2007
08:51:21 AM
lol that would be the ultimate geekiness, congratulations to you and your wife harry, keep up the great work :D
If harry can get married there's hope for all of us
by Orionsangels
Jul 17th, 2007
12:15:30 PM
Is she hot? congrats!
Good for you Harry
by Knobules
Jul 17th, 2007
12:26:17 PM
Have a great time.
Congratulations
by DocPazuzu
Jul 17th, 2007
01:41:10 PM
Best of wishes to the both of you.
Best of luck, Harry
by teedadawg
Jul 17th, 2007
01:52:18 PM
Been there, done that, would do it all again. So where's the honeymoon? Comic-Con? LOL
The best woman is one who can beat you in a fair fight
by BigMikey
Jul 17th, 2007
03:41:04 PM
Many congratulations Harry. I hope you and your good lady have a great day and a wonderful future. Keep up the good work big man. BigMikey
Congratulations, Harry!
by CreasyBear
Jul 17th, 2007
03:51:35 PM
Don't spend the honeymoon watching movies like Blade 2. Although your Blade 2 review might come in handy.
Congrats, Harry!
by Avenger534
Jul 17th, 2007
03:51:40 PM
I don't know you personally, and I don't chime in on the boards all that often... but I still can't help but be happy for you. Congratulations, Harry; I wish the two of you the best!
Enhorabuena, Harry.
by CuervoJones
Jul 17th, 2007
03:58:34 PM
Muchas felicidades.
Congratulations!
by flipster
Jul 17th, 2007
04:09:59 PM
All the best!
Congrats, Harry
by ScreamingPenis
Jul 17th, 2007
05:28:40 PM
Best wishes for a happy marriage
Congrats Harry, but what happened to Yoko??
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 17th, 2007
05:32:41 PM
On her previous MySpace picture (the one on her MySpace yesterday) she was this little 20 year-old... but now on YOUR MySpace picture she's clearly not as small...
TOO MATRIMONY-EY!!!
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jul 17th, 2007
05:43:34 PM
God Bless you both, Harry and be good!
why the people outside the chapel didn't let me in??
by ludmir88
Jul 17th, 2007
06:39:49 PM
posted by Michael Bay.
Grats
by darth jobu
Jul 17th, 2007
07:46:10 PM
film lover. best of luck. J
Shotguy Wedding?
by Darth Busey
Jul 17th, 2007
08:26:33 PM
Harry...you dog!
congratulations.
by ivehadsex
Jul 17th, 2007
08:51:28 PM
Happy to hear the news.
Where's Harry's Harry Potter review?
by PirateEmery
Jul 18th, 2007
12:32:47 AM
And the heartless award goes to the Pirate...
Personally, I'm waiting for the hybrid HD players . . .
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 18th, 2007
09:08:59 AM
. . . because I'm bi-curious.
Congrats brutha
by SpookyOtaku
Jul 18th, 2007
12:21:54 PM
See title
Congratulations!
by loki965
Jul 18th, 2007
03:20:26 PM
Where's the big wedding sequence on E?!!!!
Congratulazioni Signor e Signora Geek!
by JackNanceRevenge
Jul 18th, 2007
03:43:10 PM
May your first child be a masculine child.
Congratulations................. but it doesn't mean
by Alyssa Jones
Jul 18th, 2007
04:32:37 PM
this site should become stagnant...this is the only bright spot in my day!
Congratulations, Harry
by filker-tom
Jul 18th, 2007
05:48:37 PM
May you both find happiness.
PICS!!!!!! ....or it NEVER happened!
by RickSlamu2
Jul 18th, 2007
11:20:29 PM
sTRIPPERS?!?!?!? for you harry?!?!? How many of thousands of dollars you have to pay them!!! WHat probally happened was you geek-ally showing off your HDDVD collection. or some such booringness. You should be glad your marring a woman that does love you enuff to actualy touch you and not haveing fantasys about strippers like in Tom Hanks's movie. Sounds more like a Jabba The Hutts Slavegirls fantasy to me.
First!
by Jubba
Jul 19th, 2007
12:23:25 AM
congrats
Right On Big Guy
by grievenom
Jul 19th, 2007
01:23:37 AM
Best of luck. Wishing you and your bride lots of happiness.
Harry, George Clooney called...!
by Big Dumb Ape
Jul 19th, 2007
04:22:45 AM
He said, "Don't do it, man! I need more party friends, I'm running out of them! We need more fun loving, confirmed bachelors in the world!" Oh, wait, what's that? You already strolled down the aisle? Well, so much for that then!

Enjoy your new life, Big Guy. Here's wishing you and Mrs years and years of happiness and joy. Make them the best they can possibly be and never look back.

Say, what do you know? Geeks CAN get the girl after all!

Good for you, Harry!
by Melian
Jul 19th, 2007
10:12:35 AM
Congratulations, God bless and I hoep you're enjoying your homeymoon.
Congratulations Harry and Patricia
by Roborob
Jul 19th, 2007
10:33:20 AM
Have some Greetings from Glasgow, Scotland with Style. Have a great Life together!
Four Weddings And A Funeral
by Dr Gregory House
Jul 19th, 2007
12:59:31 PM
"Isn't that like 5 of the same thing?!?" - Al Bundy
slayerfaith
by slkboxrman
Jul 19th, 2007
07:05:45 PM
sounds like something faith would actually say to these losers...the guys talkin about his wedding and they think hes plugging HD-DVD.....proof that the people that said it havent ever seen pussy and prob dont even know what it is .... anyways im impressed how u got their tighty whities in a bunch, u rule !!
Congrats!
by WONKABAR
Jul 20th, 2007
06:04:51 PM
!
Way to go, Harry!
by antibody
Jul 20th, 2007
09:06:31 PM
Congratulations. May you two both enjoy many wonderful years of peace and joy together!
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