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RUMOR CONTROL! Let's talk about 7-15-07/"Hell Freezes"/Harry's Wedding!

muppet theme would be awesome by RedEyeDistrict	Jul 15th, 2007 02:43:42 PM
well, it SOUNDS awesome anyways
1st by quizkidsmith	Jul 15th, 2007 02:43:47 PM
congrats...
ha by gorydon	Jul 15th, 2007 02:44:05 PM
funny
CONGRATULATIONS HARRY AND PATRICIA!!!!!!!!! by wackybantha	Jul 15th, 2007 02:44:11 PM
BE HAPPY!!!!!!
ha no firsties for you guys by RedEyeDistrict	Jul 15th, 2007 02:44:17 PM

FIRST by stones_throw	Jul 15th, 2007 02:45:54 PM
Probably not
TIGGER! by grumblingcat	Jul 15th, 2007 02:48:32 PM
Please let that be what he's wearing on the big day...
IT'S A LION!!!!!!! by lost.rules	Jul 15th, 2007 02:48:47 PM
No, wait. It's a tiger.
remember the 70's show "In Search Of..."? by Sir Loin	Jul 15th, 2007 02:53:34 PM
That first clip has to be stolen from that show :D Congrats!
IT'S ALIVE, IT'S HUGE! by DanDelion	Jul 15th, 2007 02:56:17 PM
Asians!
funniest article ever by Holodigm	Jul 15th, 2007 02:57:21 PM
i laughed my ass off. and then i reread it, and laughed my ass off again. hope the wedding goes well!
haha, that shit made me laugh so hard. by losder	Jul 15th, 2007 02:57:38 PM
Well done harry, congrats. I think if you would approach all things in a tiger suit there would be peace on earth.
Congrats guys by Bean_	Jul 15th, 2007 02:58:18 PM
Way to go Harry!
Best Wishes!!! by buffywrestling	Jul 15th, 2007 03:00:03 PM
Congratulations to you both :D
WOOT! by Pennsy	Jul 15th, 2007 03:00:44 PM
Congrats, Headgeek Harry! :D
Well congratulations, Harry by theBigE	Jul 15th, 2007 03:01:46 PM
Welcome to the big boy life. I had my doubts about you, sir! Nice Tigger outfit too!
My best wishes to the bride and groom. by mrfan	Jul 15th, 2007 03:03:19 PM
Weddings are terrific. My favorite part are the receptions. Love wedding cake and the food that is available. Have a terrific day Patricia and Harry.
Latino Review had this first! by Hercules	Jul 15th, 2007 03:04:58 PM
Congratulations, Yoko & Headgeek!!
Congrats ! by supersize	Jul 15th, 2007 03:07:12 PM
Harry and yoko!!
How come Harry didn't have a big AICN wedding? by ExcaliburFfolkes	Jul 15th, 2007 03:13:18 PM
And invite everyone to attend? I half expected him to have it at the Alamo Drafthouse.
Well done and congratulations big man by SteffanLongdon	Jul 15th, 2007 03:14:18 PM
Well done and congratulations Harry and Patricia. If you read this Mr & Mrs Knowles I hope you have a great future together and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. xxx From Vamp@AICNchatroom
Great satirical article by SpiceWonBruce	Jul 15th, 2007 03:18:28 PM
One of the best you've had in years. Congrats, Harry and Yoko.
That might have been... by Mezzanine	Jul 15th, 2007 03:28:12 PM
the funniest thing I have ever seen. I seriously laughed so hard when I saw Harry in the Tigger suit. Have a great wedding dude.
I fully expect... by NubtheSquirrel	Jul 15th, 2007 03:31:18 PM
That there will be pictures from the bachelor party. Y'know, pictures that were secretly taken on the set during the shoot.
FUCKING PLANT!!! by Jotham	Jul 15th, 2007 03:33:15 PM
Just kidding!! Congrats to Harry and Patricia. And you never know...maybe it could involve Voltron. Harry just might be that kinky.
Patricia? by degikrinbakedirfuvkeit	Jul 15th, 2007 03:34:27 PM
I thought her name was Yoko....and why haven't I seen any pictures of her?
RE: "Quint getting banged by strippers in a back room" by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jul 15th, 2007 03:37:11 PM
Quint, you devil!!!
Quint, you're about as funny as.... by Loosejerk	Jul 15th, 2007 03:40:41 PM
those pictures of Eli Roth's wang you have on your computer.
THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!! by ShogunMaster	Jul 15th, 2007 03:48:06 PM
And 'Too Soon' etc...
Shall be shindig (or hootananny) to remember! by MatDGZ	Jul 15th, 2007 03:48:55 PM
Congrats to the both of you - it would have never worked out with me and Harry anyway ;-)
Will tonight become the basis for... by jimmy rabbitte	Jul 15th, 2007 03:51:35 PM
Eli Roth's Hostel 3: Honeymoon Suite in Hell?... ...the pain that never stops... ...meanwhile, somewhere in Austin a tombstone is being erected to honor the memory of Headgeek's virginty... passed away on this date in 2007... In all seriousness, congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Headgeek.
Congrats Harry and Yoko by Lando Griffin	Jul 15th, 2007 03:52:30 PM
May your fist invitro fertilized child be a masculine invitro fertilized child.
Oh, so you guys are reporting weddings now? by Vern	Jul 15th, 2007 03:52:57 PM
I thought this was supposed to be cool news. You guys used to sneak onto the set of Babylon Trek and take hair samples and post them on the net. Now you are reduced to this. You guys are pathetic. This place has been going downhill for ten years. Every day when I check in every half hour all day long I just look down at you guys and laugh, like "murhhahaha" which denotes a sinister laugh. I swear if this goes on for another 2-3 years I will only refresh the page two or three times a day for a probationary period of 1 month and if you do not improve during that time I will continue to complain in these talkbacks. You have been warned. p.s. Congratulations big guy
Haha! by Kragmose	Jul 15th, 2007 04:00:33 PM
Awesome xD
Vern by ShogunMaster	Jul 15th, 2007 04:00:53 PM
Another long winded diatribe. Are you going to hate Harry's Wedding cus it's too sappy? Transformers rocked and you know it ;-)
Quint, ye are teh. by Kragmose	Jul 15th, 2007 04:15:21 PM
Just teh. Big congratulations to the couple!
Where the hell are the new ACCORDING TO JIM episodes? by Uncle Stan	Jul 15th, 2007 04:16:28 PM
This is bullshit.
This site has officially become a joke... by El Scorcho	Jul 15th, 2007 04:22:12 PM
I hope Yoko survives the night.
RUMOR CONTROL! I guess after too many "TOO SOONS" by CreasyBear	Jul 15th, 2007 04:31:29 PM
"__ gotta eats", "chest-bumping fat kids" and "has a beer and cheats on his wife", the AICN staff couldn't resist falling into their own self-destructive catch-phrases.
Congrats Harry and Patricia ;-) by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Jul 15th, 2007 04:42:22 PM
May your life be filled with lots of happy moments.
monster2Bpitied by Kragmose	Jul 15th, 2007 04:48:50 PM
I'll have one Laughing Kurt Russell doll. Wrapped and delivered please.
creasybear by Loosejerk	Jul 15th, 2007 04:50:03 PM
it's "...cheets on his wife". Get it right, NEWB!
Congrats Harry + Yoko by McClane_Corleone	Jul 15th, 2007 04:59:21 PM
Love
Congratulations, newlyweds! by Bronx Cheer	Jul 15th, 2007 05:11:11 PM
Remember to be good to each other. Best regards for a happy life together.
Was that meant to be a trailer for your wedding night? by TheManWithTooManyNames	Jul 15th, 2007 05:19:23 PM
Anyway, congratulations, Harry & Yoko. May you spawn lots of little HD DVD players — I was going to write "may you spawn lots of little HD DVD films", but that conjures up the image of home-made porn in HD, and watching you in that would, indeed, be torture. P.S. Harry, is the name of your wife Yoko, or Patricia? Or is it really Eli Roth? What a twist! Perhaps Michael Bay was the bride's maid? And Sam Raimi was there, crying like a big girl's blouse.
"Son (or Daughter) of Harry" by LlGHTST0RMER	Jul 15th, 2007 05:22:30 PM
Oh... I just threw up in my mouth....
Where's the divorce TB?!!!!!!! by lost.rules	Jul 15th, 2007 05:43:02 PM
Oh, wait. That'll be in couple months.
I've heard rumors... by Monki	Jul 15th, 2007 05:44:47 PM
...that EA is doing the video game based on the wedding. Any truth to that? Congrats Harry!!
monster2Bpitied by Lando Griffin	Jul 15th, 2007 05:44:47 PM
You left off Ultimate Unrated The Omen dvd for Harry's nephew and future children (shudder)
Dr Gonzo by Lando Griffin	Jul 15th, 2007 05:48:30 PM
your anti-myspacism is nothing new. Those of us not caught up in the fad are what I like to refer to as "functioning members of society" or "non-douchebags" if you will.
Congratulations Mother (gunshot)s!!! by Mike_D	Jul 15th, 2007 05:48:34 PM
I'll have a laughing Kurt Russell Doll as well.
Patricia? thats how he named his hand? by ludmir88	Jul 15th, 2007 05:52:41 PM
congrats btw.!!!
it's the first day of Rumor Control and ... by ludmir88	Jul 15th, 2007 05:55:59 PM
and i'm hated it already!!!
Flames on wedding dress/Nipples onTux/Groom Gotta Eat! by covenant	Jul 15th, 2007 06:00:15 PM
j/k! Congrats Harry. Good luck financing those "sequels." I have two of my own!
Laughing Kurt Russell dolls = by Lando Griffin	Jul 15th, 2007 06:04:47 PM
this century's magic 8 ball. Ask Kurt a question and you get your right/wrong answer on whether he is laughing or not. None of this "ask again later" bullshit.
Congrats you great furry bastard! by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 15th, 2007 06:22:54 PM
Now put the Statue of Liberty's head back post-haste.
And when the kid comes out... by Durendal	Jul 15th, 2007 06:34:29 PM
He'll yell, "FIRST!"
Congrats DUDE ! by kingoflight	Jul 15th, 2007 06:51:16 PM
Just don't spoil it and have starwars music on when she walks down the isle !
Remember to look after "her pleasure" first by forgot_old_username	Jul 15th, 2007 07:03:24 PM
It's not all about you, big guy!
Where'd this come from? by Pops Freshemeyer	Jul 15th, 2007 07:14:41 PM
I don't remember seeing any trailers for it. Congrats, I guess. Somebody give him a tv show on IFC as a wedding present or something...
Congrats by sith-vol	Jul 15th, 2007 07:14:47 PM
JJ Abrams isn't directing or producing the honeymoon is he?
Durendal by covenant	Jul 15th, 2007 07:39:23 PM
Good one!
WTF? by Darth Busey	Jul 15th, 2007 08:00:12 PM
Is Shia LaBeouf in this thing? Congrats.
Awesome! by Person 246	Jul 15th, 2007 08:45:45 PM
Congratulations, Harry!
the only bad thing about this by gorydon	Jul 15th, 2007 11:07:58 PM
is that we are going to have to endure more of Harry's day to day life stories prefacing his reviews. Congrats though Mr. Knowles.
HARRY HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE by Zarles	Jul 15th, 2007 11:13:08 PM
Takes on a whole new meaning now, doesn't it?
HARRY HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE by Zarles	Jul 15th, 2007 11:13:08 PM
Takes on a whole new meaning now, doesn't it?
Yeah, I double posted. by Zarles	Jul 15th, 2007 11:13:37 PM
So fuck ya.
Harry Knowles has chosen Yoko, here's why... by Johnno	Jul 15th, 2007 11:54:13 PM
He has a fetish for tigger suits, and she has a fantasy of being humped by a big fat tiger. Congratulations you crazy couple you!
HARRY GOTTA EAT.....HIS WIFE PART 2! by messi	Jul 15th, 2007 11:57:22 PM
This year's little miss Starscream.
Congrats Harry and Yoko, all the way from Malaysia by Zombie Vig	Jul 16th, 2007 12:28:10 AM
Damn, i've got dust in my eyes again.
FINALLY HARRY CAN GET LAID by iwontwin	Jul 16th, 2007 12:40:49 AM
hes probably doing it right now, real raw!
Been a member since '99 (I think), so.... by thevision	Jul 16th, 2007 12:56:27 AM
...congrats Harry! Thank you for starting this entertaining site and letting me come on board. I hope you and the missus have a long, happy and wonderful life together! You're the best Big Guy!
Actually, I applaud Zarles. by LlGHTST0RMER	Jul 16th, 2007 01:09:01 AM
The FIRST guy to invoke the "Harry cheets on his wife" in-joke. I wish I had thought of it.
GO HARD BRO!!!! by Darth__Moa	Jul 16th, 2007 01:39:12 AM
Way to go HARRY AND YOKO! Get your freak on have a good one and hopefully you have rooting good time on the honeymoon. Congrats from New Zealand.
congrats on not going for a 7/7/07 wedding by Andy Travis	Jul 16th, 2007 02:07:01 AM
I hate that shit.
quint by The Real MiraJeff	Jul 16th, 2007 02:08:49 AM
a great toast and some funny videos thanks for sharing, quint and i hope you double bagged it in that back room, brother
Surprised Harry can run that fast by Steve Rogers	Jul 16th, 2007 03:09:34 AM
is this footage a few years old?
TOO LION! by emp	Jul 16th, 2007 03:49:03 AM
Congrats!
Congrats Harold. by The Artist Formerly Known as Man of Stool	Jul 16th, 2007 04:23:21 AM
Be happy.
And remember, Harry... by The Artist Formerly Known as Man of Stool	Jul 16th, 2007 04:28:38 AM
If you keep banning ne for saying that HOSTEL sucks, and for voicing my opinion in a constructive manner, I shall return with a new yet recognizable nick. Youz`ve become quite a tool, sir. The glory days of the ROLLERBALL review are long gone. When you`re married, will you be cool again, and not so much the bitch of your "filmmaker friends" such as Eli? Pretty please? I sure miss Guerilla Gonzo Fatass Harry. Can you find him within yourself again???
Sorry for the typos. by The Artist Formerly Known as Man of Stool	Jul 16th, 2007 04:30:28 AM
Poop.
"he moves pretty fast for a big guy" by vicious_bastard	Jul 16th, 2007 04:44:03 AM
All the best Harry. I reckon a camera in the wedding night headboard would provide a similarly gleeful shot. Minus the costume, I guess.
That Twisting Motion. by Driver8	Jul 16th, 2007 06:07:27 AM
You know that twisting motion men do with thier wedding rings? Trying to find the combination. congrats Harry. P.S. Fotos,WIDE anglelens.
Wedding night sex! by Penetron	Jul 16th, 2007 06:23:14 AM
You know that's gonna be one sweaty ugly mess. How's that even possible for a guy that fat?
Flames on Bay = by Mel Garga	Jul 16th, 2007 06:51:26 AM
nipples on tiger suit.
Is this the same Yoko that broke up The Beatles? by Dr Gregory House	Jul 16th, 2007 07:17:34 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
PLANT!! by ATARI	Jul 16th, 2007 07:18:07 AM

Hey silence... by Zarles	Jul 16th, 2007 07:55:44 AM
No one gives a fuck if you've spoken or not. I understand that might be kinda hard for you to understand, what with your skull not fully hardened yet and all, but just so you know.
Congrats by Fount of Useless Info	Jul 16th, 2007 08:16:17 AM
Congratulations Harry. Oh, and Quint that thing about birds blowing up because of rice is a lie.
Congrats! by BeyondStatic	Jul 16th, 2007 09:06:59 AM
Congratuations to both of you! Can't wait to read the review of the wedding video. LOL.
Virgin gets some!! by Billyeveryteen	Jul 16th, 2007 09:23:48 AM
Cheers Harry and Yoko.
Jim Henson's corpse just expelled some gas. by biggles2_22	Jul 16th, 2007 09:27:18 AM
In congrads to Harry.
I can't wait for the Divorce Talkback by chrth	Jul 16th, 2007 09:28:46 AM
J/K. Good lucks to y'all.
And don't let her hide a tracker in your pooper. by biggles2_22	Jul 16th, 2007 09:36:05 AM
"Ooooh, Friskay!"~Fat Bastard
Congrats! by radio1_mike	Jul 16th, 2007 09:51:50 AM
Congrats Harry and bride!
TOO SOON!!!!! by Johnny Storm	Jul 16th, 2007 10:36:14 AM
Seriously, how long have you two been dating? ; )
Congratulations! by Cleyu	Jul 16th, 2007 11:22:57 AM
All the best to the both of you!
No The Shield talkback!?!?!?! by Elvis Cole Lives	Jul 16th, 2007 11:34:20 AM
This is bullshit! Congrats Harry and best wishes to you and the blushing bride! BTW, does Patricia get to go down in the history books as the first woman to climb/Mount Knowles?
This is only a test. by SkidMarkedUndies	Jul 16th, 2007 01:05:01 PM
A test this only is.
poor Yoko by rajium32	Jul 16th, 2007 06:48:41 PM
not because of Harry, because of the talkbackers.
is it weird that she's 'nauseated' and he's 'ecstatic'? by iamnicksaicnsn	Jul 16th, 2007 08:09:39 PM
Just pointin' that out.
Congrats! by Creative1	Jul 16th, 2007 11:34:17 PM
Mr and Mrs Knowles have a wonderful life. Oh yeah, Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit. Man in (Tigger) Suit...well, you get the idea.
Re: is it weird that she's 'nauseated' and he's 'ecstat by Mr_Incredible	Jul 17th, 2007 05:11:23 AM
Nope! Not at all. She's nauseated, because she's just seen Harry naked for the first time. So, that's understandable. He's ecstatic, because he got laid for the first time in his life (if everything went according to plan) and/or because he's just seen a woman nude in real life for the first timw in his life (not counting strip joint visits).

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