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Court TV
1991-2007

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by JeanLuc Dickhard	Jul 11th, 2007 12:46:56 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
Second... by roboknob	Jul 11th, 2007 12:47:49 PM
Crap
Rescue Me TB ??? by jimmy rabbitte	Jul 11th, 2007 12:50:50 PM
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Remember when Spike was The Nashville Network? by Big Jim	Jul 11th, 2007 12:53:18 PM
Specialty channels have found that you need to widen your net to attract a larger audience. Usually they use any excuse to show something a little different. I was watching Die Hard with a Vengeance on the Aboriginal Peoples Television Network (APTN). How does Die Hard 3 qualify as Aboriginal programming? Easy, Graham Greene has a supporting role. Hey, if you can justify it, you can put it on.
Breaking News by My Ass Smells	Jul 11th, 2007 01:01:01 PM
OJ Simpson has decided to kill someone else just to save, his favorite channel, Court TV!
"Psychographic"? "Real Engagers"? by CatVutt	Jul 11th, 2007 01:02:03 PM
I'll take 'Inane and Meaningless Network Bullshit Concocted Over a Three-Martini Lunch' for $500, Alex.
Big Jim and the APTN. by CatVutt	Jul 11th, 2007 01:04:45 PM
I would've bet hard money you just made that network up. Silly me.
I'm going to pronounce it "Trut Vee" by tonagan	Jul 11th, 2007 01:04:51 PM
Just to annoy people.
I'm going with 'troot-VAY'. by CatVutt	Jul 11th, 2007 01:06:35 PM
Sounds more sophisticated n' shit.
I really dug courtTV... by jabbayoda	Jul 11th, 2007 01:07:15 PM
I like Forensic Files and North Mission Road and those types of shows. This kind of sucks.
FIRST! by Tal111	Jul 11th, 2007 01:08:08 PM
friggin a..
Trudy Vee by Tal111	Jul 11th, 2007 01:09:15 PM
All Facts Of Life ALL DAY!!!! Yea, I'm there
I object! by Heckles	Jul 11th, 2007 01:16:22 PM
Shit that was lame. My bad. Anyway, Court TV was one more celebrity murder/molestation trial away from paying the bills for another decade.
reality TV by almostgrown	Jul 11th, 2007 01:19:36 PM
cause there's not enough reality TV out there to satiate one's appetite!!!! Are there really that many mindless, reality craving, psychodorky people watching TV that want more reality television? sigh Maybe if I watch enough of "The Girls Next Door" I won't have enough braincells left to be bothered by this.
CourtTV already fulfilled its purpose with the OJ Trial by triplefive	Jul 11th, 2007 01:20:04 PM

as well as the Charles Manson parole hearings by triplefive	Jul 11th, 2007 01:21:50 PM
"i AM the dragon, your honor."
Wasn't truTV the name of the network in the movie EdTV? by JustABill2007	Jul 11th, 2007 01:45:54 PM
Wasn't truTV the name of the network in the movie EdTV?
Oh great... by Kid Z	Jul 11th, 2007 01:59:01 PM
...another all-reality network to keep the trailer trash "innertaynt"! Maybe they can bring back Elisha Dushku and Tru Calling as a marketing tie-in. Yes, I am being sarcastic! truTV (chortle)
Fuck yeah, overload people with Reality TV shows by wash	Jul 11th, 2007 02:09:19 PM
I hope this is the beginning of the end of the whole genre. It hasn't been worthwhile at all since the Bobby Brown show got canned.
more reality tv not to watch by palewook	Jul 11th, 2007 02:25:29 PM
seriously, why pay 100 bucks a month for 200 channels of this crap. just spend 20 bucks a month on netflix or blockbuster and watch what you want.
is it tru? by newc0253	Jul 11th, 2007 02:35:26 PM
will they have Tru Calling also?
How's this for a show idea? Starship Master! by Tal111	Jul 11th, 2007 02:44:01 PM
Two dozen contestants live on a mock starship and "beam down" to the planet and go on missions to win prizes. And the crew elects a different captain every time. It would be like Pirate Master only a little bit better. Not bad huh? Hello? hello?
Jedi Master? by Tal111	Jul 11th, 2007 02:44:57 PM
hello?
Blaster Master? by Tal111	Jul 11th, 2007 02:47:46 PM
It's set in a post apocalyptic dystopia. hello?
George Foreman Grill Master? by Tal111	Jul 11th, 2007 02:48:32 PM
ah to hell with you people anyway.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! by just pillow talk	Jul 11th, 2007 02:52:32 PM
Good-bye Court TV.
Bud Court! Judge Reinhold! by all	Jul 11th, 2007 02:53:55 PM
i miss that show...
Why is this even news on this site?? by GreatCzarsGhost	Jul 11th, 2007 03:05:52 PM
Court TV is mouth breather Television right up there with Nancy Grace, and that fat chick from Fox who worships Dog the bounty hunter.
Homicide is the only reason to watch CourtTV. by Pops Freshemeyer	Jul 11th, 2007 03:10:22 PM
Well, if you don't already own the series on DVD. Talk about a worthless channel...
Shoot Me In The Face by BackwardGalaxy	Jul 11th, 2007 03:15:32 PM
At least I can now direct the majority of my hatred in one direction. TV sucks. A lot. Actually, maybe I can sell the rights to truTV. Watch me shoot myself in the f*n face!
Most court cases are dull by Larry of Arabia	Jul 11th, 2007 03:17:04 PM
Very, very dull. Motions, continuences, very little time on witnesses but a lot of behind doors tactics. That's why TV court is more interesting than real court. You can see what goes on in sidebars and they cut out all the deadly dull stuff that takes up 90% of the testimony.
Ugh... by DanielKurland	Jul 11th, 2007 03:18:56 PM
in both the incorrect spelling of "true", and in programming selection.
Will 'Tru Calling' now be on TruTV? by Pennsy	Jul 11th, 2007 03:21:54 PM
Well??
How about... by Kid Z	Jul 11th, 2007 03:24:15 PM
...Ass Master! They'll have to combine this new "truTV" with "Logo" though... trulyGAY, maybe?
Dammit, newc2053, you beat me to it! (Tru Calling) by Pennsy	Jul 11th, 2007 03:27:45 PM
:)
Tru Calling! I could do with a little shot of by Borgnine JR	Jul 11th, 2007 03:37:52 PM
Dushku. The problem with "..Calling"?... Not enough straddling.
Smoke Marajuana by jimbojones123	Jul 11th, 2007 04:45:11 PM
Another One Bites the Dust
Crap - and here I was hoping the plug would be pulled. by Yeti	Jul 11th, 2007 05:28:28 PM
Then I could have had somthing really witty like "One small step for TV - One giant leap for good taste" or something.
And here I was hoping it was gonna be gone for good! My by Proman1984	Jul 11th, 2007 06:15:45 PM
next thought was OMG is Fox News going to be next?????
BSG season 4 teaser; feast yer eyes... by Pennsy	Jul 11th, 2007 06:33:35 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yq3okg
What is the point? by jccalhoun	Jul 11th, 2007 07:40:24 PM
I don't understand television executives. First they think it is a good idea to reduce the number of episodes that a series has each season. Then they decide that they don't need to show new episodes each week. Then they decide that everything needs to be reality tv because it is cheap. Then they decide that channels created with a narrow audience in mind are too narrow. And they wonder why television viewers are dwindling? Do we really need wrestling on Scifi? Why does the weather channel have shows? Why is Planet of the Apes on the History channel? Since when is Catwoman an "American Movie Classic?" The Gameshow Network's attempt at rebranding as GSN with a videogame block and documentaries about people really worked out. Anyone remember when G4 actually had videogame programing and not Cops and Cheater? Are the people in charge of television networks just trying to drive people away? If so they are succeeding. More and more of my television watching is video podcasts and shows I download from other countries.
If a tree falls and a lame networks changes its name by finky089	Jul 11th, 2007 07:40:29 PM
does anybody really give a shit? Just asking.
ashes to ashes, shit to shit by INWOsuxRED	Jul 11th, 2007 08:00:22 PM
you shouldn't create a network and bank on OJ Simpson to keep murdering people.
Real Engagers = Fat Ladies in Trailer Parks by heywood jablomie	Jul 11th, 2007 08:06:35 PM
...hollering, "Get in here, Lester, they gots a transvestite kickin' the shit out of a transit cop!"
IT'S A LION! by Pennsy	Jul 11th, 2007 09:25:18 PM
Sorry, couldn't resist. 1-18-08 can't come soon enough.
See, they install that TruTV at the factory by BrandLoyalist	Jul 11th, 2007 10:54:38 PM
Seeing as it's special circumstances and all, boss says I can knock a hundred dollars off that TruTV
Lineup by symphy	Jul 11th, 2007 10:54:59 PM
7:00 Tru Calling 8:00 Tru Lies 10:00 Tru Romance 12:00 Dodgeball: A Tru Underdog Story 2:00 The Truman Show
Forensic Files by coolhanderik	Jul 12th, 2007 02:57:37 AM
I was in an episode of that! I played a murderer's half brother that ratted him out.
Absolutely retarded name by Mister Man	Jul 12th, 2007 08:59:30 AM
And they paid some firm hundreds of thousands, I'd guess, to come up with it. Retards.
jccalhoun nailed it! by Saluki	Jul 12th, 2007 10:23:23 AM
Exactly what I was thinking, that all of these purposeful channels are losing their purpose, and all melding into one giant shitfest of reality TV and bad blockbuster movies. What the hell IS the difference between SpikeTV and this channel? I gave up years ago when Sci-Fi canceled Farscape, and then aired Braveheart. I fuck you not.
Lohan's trial... by Kid Z	Jul 12th, 2007 11:13:27 AM
...of course the bitch got off scott free, with all the $$$ she has. "Jail is for the little people" you know. Look how long they agonized about sending up Stupid Spoiled Whore Hilton for a coupla measly weeks... she even got to go home once during her "incarceration." Meanwhile, I have a friend who got sent up for 5 years because they found a bottle in his car with 3 cold pills in it and the prescription wasn't his (a friend loaned them to him when he was sick months before). Too bad! It's a controlled substance... Mandatory Minimum! I wish they'd throw that spotty-faced Lohan skag into the darkest, dankest, shit-smelling hole with a violent 400lb. bulldyke complete with greased broom handle as a cellmate. And don't even get me started about Scooter!
KidZ, are you the 400lb bulldyke? by finky089	Jul 12th, 2007 11:24:43 AM
I jest. But I have no doubt that there's some on AICN that would give up their mother's basement and endless supply of cheadles to be Lohan's dominating cellmate.
don't get started on "justice" by jccalhoun	Jul 12th, 2007 11:41:22 AM
Let's compare Paris Hilton who got out of jail because she was famous to Genarlow Wilson http://urltea.com/yom when he was 17 he had oral sex with a 15 year old so he got sentenced to 10 years in jail for aggravated child molestation. The state legislature of Georgia realized that the situation was absurd and got the law changed. However, Wilson is still in jail because the change in the law wasn't retroactive. So he still has to do 10 years in jail. too bad he isn't rich and white...
The Takedown was a cool show by Baron Karza	Jul 12th, 2007 04:56:15 PM
Plus I knew one of the 'actors'. Bye 'Court TV'. Its a Lion.
Phil Spector Is 67 And "aggressively" Single. by Liquid_Daze	Jul 12th, 2007 09:41:59 PM
TruTV should show footage of when Woody Allen "visited" the OJ Trial. And producers of that stalwart of manufactured racial tension The REAL World are developing a show? Are they going to put pedos and parents in the same hot-tub?
Will Forensic Files still be on? by Trazadone	Jul 16th, 2007 09:18:35 AM
Damnit! I knew they were in trouble when they introduced "Psychic Detectives"! This channel used to be about "facts" not "magic".
Gosh darned Network people! by DiernaSoul	Jul 16th, 2007 06:13:17 PM
That has to be the lamest name for a tv channel. TruTv...pft... FOX already has a reality show channel, we don't need another one!! Ah well...Outlaw Chasers and Black Gold actually peek my interest. I love Deadliest Catch and it's related shows (Lobstermen and Ice Road Truckers). But man is my step-dad gonna be pissed when I tell him about the change. Court TV is his fave channel. At least Forensic Files and Haunting Evidence is staying....but what about Psychic Detectives?! I actually like that show. :/

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