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SEX AND THE CITY Movie Cu...Err...Coming!!

BOOO by iamnicksaicnsn	Jul 4th, 2007 07:48:13 PM
Really? Hopefully a lot of gratuitous sex scenes.
hahaha by captainCAPSLOCK	Jul 4th, 2007 07:48:32 PM
way to go, Charlotte.
First? by Gozu	Jul 4th, 2007 07:48:43 PM
Really?
BTW by Gozu	Jul 4th, 2007 07:49:05 PM
The show is tedious and overrated.
little by little harry is redeeming himself with me by RubenDaniel	Jul 4th, 2007 07:51:10 PM
With him having the balls to say he didn't like transformers (I agree) and now saying Sarah Jessica Parker has a horse face which Ive been saying for YEARS!!! you have almost redeemed yourself with me good boy!
Sexist the City by FILMFUNK	Jul 4th, 2007 07:54:47 PM
Horrible, creepy, old women on the prowl! If it were blokes it would have been banned. Go Girlfriends! surely too late to be relevant, all the girlies are onto Dirty Houswives or whatever it's called? or is that old news already.
Great... by The White Morgan Freeman	Jul 4th, 2007 07:55:44 PM
Now I can look forward to being dragged to this shitfest by my gf. Wonder what the lame plot there gonna have. My 2 cents speculates an evil shoe barron or a virus that you can only contact through US weekly and Cosmo mags.
the oversexed blonde was the only reason to watch by ScamsAndFlams	Jul 4th, 2007 07:56:17 PM
and now she's a bit beyond over the hill. if they can convince the uptight brunette to get naked, i'd consider pirating this film.
the golden girls are doing a movie by palewook	Jul 4th, 2007 07:57:27 PM
aren't they all like 50-60 now?
CARNIVALE: THE MOVIE by brokentusk	Jul 4th, 2007 07:59:10 PM
Yes please.
Merrick - That was a pretty safe declaration... by Alonzo Mosely	Jul 4th, 2007 07:59:15 PM
I am guessing the fans of this are a minority not a majority on here, so I think you are safe from hanging, drawing or indeed the ever fashionable quartering...
It sucks for more than just it sucking by WolfmanNards	Jul 4th, 2007 08:06:13 PM
it is the reason MR Show was canceled. They moved up Mr Show to 2am, so nobody would watch it, and they could cancel it and give Sex and the city a bigger budget. Fuck Sex.
Merrick, my sister likes it, too. by LoneGun	Jul 4th, 2007 08:08:07 PM
As do a great number of women I've talked to over the past seven years or so. But I can't stand "Sex In The City". I gave the show a number of chances to win me over. I sat through hours and hours of it with my old girlfriend. Because she liked it so much herself, I could never bring myself to tell her how much I abhorred the fucking thing. I never found it funny or insightful or even remotely interesting. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
I want Kristin Davis by Drworm2002	Jul 4th, 2007 08:10:04 PM
she has the best breast on the show.
Drawn and quartered? by SanityKaos	Jul 4th, 2007 08:16:36 PM
Drawn and quartered in the talkbacks? Do you really think a lot of talkbackers like this crappy show?
So how come... by Alonzo Mosely	Jul 4th, 2007 08:16:53 PM
In shows firmly aimed at the male demographic, like say 24, at some point there is always some sort of romance interest for the girlfriends and wives who watch with their partner, but in shows like SiTC which is aimed at the female demographic, there is never a part where a terrorist gets his neck snapped, for the boyfriends and husbands watching with their partner? And how come I wrote that as just one sentence?
Sexxxiest news headline ever by zillabeast	Jul 4th, 2007 08:24:25 PM
Well done Merrick, well done.
EVENING NEWS - THE MOVIE by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 08:25:18 PM

COMMERCIAL BREAK - THE MOVIE by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 08:25:42 PM

MTV AWARDS - THE MOVIE by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 08:27:09 PM

Old news by hammer1310	Jul 4th, 2007 08:27:11 PM
This was confirmed by horse-face...er...Sarah Jessica Parker over a month ago.
JAY LENO - THE MOVIE by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 08:27:50 PM

AINTITCOOL.COM THE MOVIE by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 08:28:14 PM

Haha the idea of talkbackers all being rabid fans of by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Jul 4th, 2007 08:28:32 PM
SITC greatly amuses me. SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCIN O!SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCINO!SITC INO!SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCINO!SI TCINO!SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCINO! SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCINO!SITCIN O!SITCINO!SITCINO!
Well, lately, I would like to call AICN as... by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 08:32:20 PM
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the thing's I take issue with...yeeesh by thecheesegrommit	Jul 4th, 2007 08:35:36 PM
I have become increasingly disenchanted with the "writers" on this site. All the way from Harry to the bottom rung "ahem" Merrick "cough". The use of descriptions such as tedious, self conscious, smarmy all scream of a "baby" writer who can't adequately explain why they don't like something. Now I happen to be a big fan of the show (Heterosexual Married) I grew up in Manhattan so the one description I can remark on is "unrealistic" If you have ever been to NYC then you'd know that this show is ultra realistic in it's representation of the city, to the point that it's actually a character in the show (hence the the title) I'm not saying that everyone must agree on what to like, just express your thought s more clearly. Finally I try to give Merrick the benefit of the doubt but when he stoops so low as to comment on another humans looks it just makes me shake my head in disgust. Peace (aintitcool is moving way down on my list of bookmarks)
Yay! by supermarch	Jul 4th, 2007 08:39:43 PM
SOMETHING TO WATCH AFTER I SLIT MY OWN THROAT AND BLEED OUT! If the whole cast of that show got superaids I'd throw a party.
I am in the minority by strangernparadis	Jul 4th, 2007 08:42:21 PM
I actually liked the show. BUT SJP does have a horse face. all the way back to Square Pegs I have said that. BTW Charlotte ( the prudish brunette) did show her breasts once or twice
Cheese Grommit by SanityKaos	Jul 4th, 2007 08:42:45 PM
Come on Grommit, leave Merrick alone..."Bottom rung"..He's a cool guy...I just don't get why he thought most talkbackers actually liked the show..No offense if you like it...Maybe I'm just spoiled by Sopranos, Six Feet Under, and Galactica
I can't stand Sex in the City. by rbatty024	Jul 4th, 2007 08:49:36 PM
Worst. Show. Ever! There are no characters, they are just stereotypes. The slut, the prude, and the business minded woman. The acting is over-the-top, which I guess I would be able to stand in a comedy if it was actually funny. Unfortunately every line of dialogue rings false.
SanityKaos by thecheesegrommit	Jul 4th, 2007 08:50:49 PM
hey buddy, don't get me wrong I like the shows you mentioned also. I find the macho guys in here so silly though "me thinks thy protest too much" It was a very entertaining show with some hot women (not just the leads) talking and showing sex. Another "unrealistic" point, The show accurately portrayed different types of female personalities which I have experienced in my life. Good stuff.
I'm with you Merrick by Shawn F.	Jul 4th, 2007 08:51:13 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker, face-wise, is definitely a dead ringer for Seabiscuit. As far as a 'Sex and the City' movie, no thanks. Brian on 'Family Guy' summed that show up perfectly for me: So, this is a show about three hookers and their grandmother?
"Unrealistic"? by stewiegriffin	Jul 4th, 2007 08:54:57 PM
Actually "Sex and the City" was one of the more realistic and well written shows in recent memory when it came to the theme of relationships and friendships in a city like New York. Trust me, I'm from New York and saw more than a few situations covered realistically on that show which I myself have been in. Of course I wouldn't expect you guys to be able to relate since clearly no one here has ever sex (at least not with a human being), much less a relationship or friends for that matter. As far as Sarah Jessica Parker having a "horse" face, not only is that joke beyond tired, but using it just shows the sophomoric level the writers here have to resort to in order to reach their core fan-base. I figured you guys, of all people, would be on Parker's side for being the underdog and not conforming to Hollywood's standard of what a woman should look by not giving in to plastic surgery and still managing to achieve the level of success she's had as an actress, producer and businesswoman. I have no idea why this story would even have any reverence on this site, Sex and the City didn't deal with adolescent comic book fantasies, Sci-Fi, horror or special effects and let's face it, that's the only thing your fanboy geek fanatics have the attention span for.
rbatty024 by thecheesegrommit	Jul 4th, 2007 08:55:02 PM
I find it funny but a good example of "right & wrong" they don't exist in personal tastes. I feel the opposite of all your points. peace.
they should just REMAKE it!!! by datachasm	Jul 4th, 2007 08:56:59 PM
you know some hacks in hollywood think they can do it better.
stewiegriffin by thecheesegrommit	Jul 4th, 2007 08:57:23 PM
Damn! Couldn't have said that better.
so whats the story? by Bouncy X	Jul 4th, 2007 09:00:34 PM
i mean this isnt the sorta show that lends itself to big stories for the big screen so...what...will they travel to europe and have a crazy adventure?
Love New York, still hate the show. by kiwicanuck	Jul 4th, 2007 09:01:07 PM
It's not Sarah's looks I have a problem with. Her character on "Sex and the City" has to be one of the most self-centered, shallow, downright reprehensible characters ever to anchor a television show, film, play, or hostile dictatorship. I sat through many episodes myself with a friend or two, trying to give it a chance, and yet Sarah's incessant whining just got worse... not to mention the drivel masquerading as the relationship advice of her column. Now THAT'S baby-writing. Watch another two hours with this self-absorbed New Yorker and her one-dimensional troupe of supporting players? I'd rather impale my eyeballs on her precious Manolo Blahniks.
really-this is news? by RockLobster800	Jul 4th, 2007 09:04:56 PM
well to each his own....I have as little interest in this as I would a snail race on salt...I shouldnt get involved actually, my opinion i a little biased....oh well-FLIRTINIS ALL ROUND...
Goddammit... by Massage...Bored	Jul 4th, 2007 09:10:58 PM
...is this ever lame news. You're right to dislike, nay, hate this show. That said, its gonna make a ton of money.
kiwicanuck by thecheesegrommit	Jul 4th, 2007 09:11:25 PM
actually that was some fine writing and an astute description of a character and mostly accurate. Carrie was certainly flawed but that again was one reason I liked it, you don't have to like all people all the time. Like real life. Peace.
RubenDaniel by jfp2007	Jul 4th, 2007 09:13:51 PM
Harry didn't say SJP has a horseface, Merrick did. Learn to read.
jfp2007 by aicmb	Jul 4th, 2007 09:16:53 PM
You beat me too it... anyway, yeah Ruben, Merrick posted this article. And before you start saying Harry is redeemed, please try to remember his positive review of Fantastic Four 2. There is no denying he took some form of compensation for that. Dude is trying to carry off a wedding, but it is still no excuse.
CRAP! by RubenDaniel	Jul 4th, 2007 09:28:04 PM
you are RIGHT! I confused this and thought it was harry. My bad . Merrick you have almost redeemed yourself with me. Harry, you're back at the bottom!
Another Fan campaign succeeds by darthcreep	Jul 4th, 2007 09:34:37 PM
New Line received over 3 metric tons of tampons
What, no Youtube video gracing the article? by Bronx Cheer	Jul 4th, 2007 09:37:30 PM
Thank god. This place is starting to look my MySpace.
Alright!! I love Sex and the City by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 09:38:23 PM
Really miss that show. Yes, it's pretentious and unrealistic and over-the-top, etc. But it was fun escapism and cleverly written. The final episode was so romantic, a perfect capper to Carrie and Mr. Big's relationship. It'll be interesting to see how they continue that storyline.
NYC was the main character of the show. by Bronx Cheer	Jul 4th, 2007 09:39:58 PM
Ol' horseface not withstanding, I liked watching the show because it was so clearly in love with New York. The first season was terrible. It had a run for a couple of years there in the middle when it was pretty smart and funny.
Miranda almost let Steve go by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 09:40:06 PM
Steve was the best guy character on the show ever. He makes you want to be a better man, that's how well written he was. And as much as I thought Aidan got royally screwed over by Carrie, she was, nevertheless, destined to be with Big.
It's going to be PG13 though. Gunshots will drown out.. by Bronx Cheer	Jul 4th, 2007 09:40:58 PM
the cries of pleasure.
Merrick, you really ought to give SATC a shot by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 09:42:32 PM
Skip the first 2 seasons - that's before they really grooved.
BSB is correct. by Bronx Cheer	Jul 4th, 2007 09:43:44 PM
As usual.
Ender Smites Foes by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 09:47:26 PM
Samantha might have turkey flabia but she really shined in the last 2 seasons. She had a great storyline about beating cancer and finding true love with Smith Jerrod. When he left his movie set to come back to be with her, to support her, I swooned. This show makes me feel like a woman ...
What do you expect it to be, CITIZEN KANE?!?!?! by waylayer	Jul 4th, 2007 09:49:32 PM
Woops, wrong talkback. Happy 4th, everyone!
Thanks Bronx - and you're right, NYC is the real star by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 09:49:49 PM
I loved that they filmed at places where I've been and go to. It's also why I used to love Law and Order too. Why these TV shows can film in New York and Fantastic Four, with a budget over $100 Million, filmed in Canada, is beyond me.
Ender Smites Foes by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 10:00:35 PM
Okay but you gotta cuddle afterwards.
SJP EATING OATS FOR 2 HOURS by Kirbymanly	Jul 4th, 2007 10:01:58 PM
...is a movie I'd watch.
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS APPLE DUMPLING GANG! by Pennsy	Jul 4th, 2007 10:07:48 PM
Or something to that effect.
Serenity rules by fatsackowind	Jul 4th, 2007 10:10:17 PM
and so does Sex & the City.
you're damn right serenity rules.. by RockLobster800	Jul 4th, 2007 10:12:30 PM
although im not one for sex in the city...
TOO SOON! by uss cygnus	Jul 4th, 2007 10:12:37 PM
Never would be too soon for this.
It pays to wait, re: getting the Serenity DVD by Pennsy	Jul 4th, 2007 10:22:56 PM
August 21st, the Collectors Edition comes out: http://tinyurl.com/yuk3pr, with the following: -Audio commentary with Whedon, Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, Summer Glau, and Ron Glass -Extended Scenes -Take A Walk on Serenity: Cast and crew take a tour of the Serenity; -A Filmmaker's Journey: Whedon talks about getting Serenity from script to the big screen; -The Green Clan: Featurette on cinematographer Jack Green; -Sci-Fi Channel's "Inside Serenity"
MR. BIG GOTTA EAT by Pound Sand	Jul 4th, 2007 10:25:23 PM

Kristen Davis = very hot, the rest = not so much by Freakemovie	Jul 4th, 2007 10:27:23 PM
I know that's stating the obvious. Whenever I've seen the show -- probably four or five times -- I've tried to be open minded. It seems like a well-written and witty show for its target demographic, although I don't get much enjoyment out of it (except, again, Davis). Cynthia Nixon's a cool actress whenever I see her in anything else. But watching Kim Cattrall act sexy makes me cringe a little.
Freakemovie, that's because Kim Cattrall is a man, baby by Pound Sand	Jul 4th, 2007 10:30:08 PM

Terrible show. by Winterchili	Jul 4th, 2007 10:34:35 PM
Unfunny. Nothing going upstairs. It just exists so sad women with sad lives can fantasize about living a kind of life that doesn't really exist.
Hey now, I had a crush on Kim Cattrall... by Pennsy	Jul 4th, 2007 10:35:42 PM
a generation ago, when she filmed Mannequin in Philly. I would've given one of each limb to be in Andrew McCarthy's place when that was filming here in '86. Took a critical pasting and still make almost $50 million domestically. Of course, they both had the stupendous sense to stay away from the worst sequel of all time, Mannequin 2: On the Move. That made any Uwe Boll cinema excrement look like Citizen Kane.
KRISTEN DAVIS is HOT...the others? Not. by Kirbymanly	Jul 4th, 2007 10:36:51 PM
I can understand a man wanting to have sex with her... but I don't get why the others on that show are so sexually active.
Charlotte was definitely the hottest one by BringingSexyBack	Jul 4th, 2007 10:47:51 PM
but Miranda got sexier as the show progressed.
ACCORDING TO JIM: THE MOVIE by Uncle Stan	Jul 4th, 2007 10:47:59 PM
At last, a format worthy of the genius that is ACCORDING TO JIM!!
I loved the Sex... by Scorecard	Jul 4th, 2007 10:49:28 PM
....as a television series... The only way they can make this work as a movie is if they can bring in the word "Cunt" several times, and do everything the television code wouldn't allow them to show... That should mean more gratuitous, blatant sex and cock shots... And Carrie has a horse-face... that is very true.
Sex and the City was pathetic. by themagus	Jul 4th, 2007 10:52:12 PM
yep
Great another chick flick by Sappers Forward	Jul 4th, 2007 10:56:15 PM
Yet another movie about desperate blabbering women that only women and gay cowboys can relate to.
met SJP once, worse skin ever. by Stormwatcher	Jul 4th, 2007 10:56:21 PM
Kept thinking, man, she's really nice (I was serving her) but wow, not hot in the least. Like, saddling your buddy the wingman with the 'chick with a pretty hot body but her face....er....."
My plot for SATC movie by MaxCalifornia.	Jul 4th, 2007 10:57:53 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kim Cattrall are killed by ninjas in the opening sequence, Kristin Davis sunbathes for the next 90 minutes.
Manolo Blahniks 2.0 = NIPPLES ON TAFKAOP! by Pennsy	Jul 4th, 2007 11:00:37 PM
The Artist Formerly Known as Optimus Prime.
"Cloverfield" Official Site by wadi77	Jul 4th, 2007 11:23:49 PM
http://www.1-18-08.com/ Could the date actually be the title?
Speaking of Sex and the City - Hermione Dies! by ye olde shiza	Jul 4th, 2007 11:24:07 PM
Or at least according to one of the hot dog eating competitors who just walked on stage at Coney Island on ESPN2 ... he held up a sign touting that spoiler.
ye olde shiza by PirateEmery	Jul 4th, 2007 11:32:17 PM
We actually don't know if this is a credible source. The HP Community is combing over that source like ants at a picnic, and have come to the conclusion that it is a religious nut bent on "ruining" the last book. Not a very credible source when someone examines the way she dies.
Great SJP line in Ed Wood... by Osmosis Jones	Jul 4th, 2007 11:38:47 PM
"Do I really look like a horse?"
FORGET SITC WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS by gambit88	Jul 4th, 2007 11:43:24 PM
Which fictional character is sending Harry emails today.
DIORA BAIRD on KRISTEN DAVIS is the only way... by Kirbymanly	Jul 4th, 2007 11:43:34 PM
I'll see this movie
ye olde shiza by LordKensington	Jul 4th, 2007 11:44:19 PM
You're a stupid fucking asshole for posting that, whether it's true or not, and you should be banned for it. So what, then? Is it going to be necessary to avoid the AICN boards for the next month or so if one wants to read the damn book unspoiled?
Cock suckers!!! by spectrebeeyatch	Jul 4th, 2007 11:58:08 PM
The SATC girls are that too but I'm talking about Serenity. I knew I shouldn't have bought it on DVD, special edition my ass. I've caught this show a couple times on HBO it's passable if you ever watch it on a regular channel you're pretty much stupid.
they all better get naked by i kick tits	Jul 5th, 2007 12:07:28 AM
except for horseface. well... okay fine horseface can get naked too.
Talkbackers actually like this show? by Hamtaro_Hentai	Jul 5th, 2007 12:16:25 AM
I didn't know AICN was a Lifetime fan site
I didn't realize people watche TV for "realism." by Lenny Nero	Jul 5th, 2007 12:29:31 AM
Yeah, it's kind of a hokey show, but I still loved most of it. But to call it "unrealistic" seems to miss the point, at least in my opinion.
The show isn't funny... by DanielKurland	Jul 5th, 2007 12:33:45 AM
I think it's much the same as Entourage. Which I think is a great show, but 90 percent of the episode, I'm not laughing. I enjoy it for the storytelling, and I happen to find movies more interesting than fashion, etc. That being said, Kristin Davis is quite attractive, and the show DID have MacLachlan.
I agree with what HE said: by Seph_J	Jul 5th, 2007 12:38:38 AM
"I think the show is tedious, self-conscious, smarmy, unrealistic, and...I don't care what kinda body Sarah Jessica Parker has...I can't see past her horse face."
HARRY, MORI, BAN THAT FUCK ye olde shiza... by Kirbymanly	Jul 5th, 2007 12:47:04 AM
And you can't have the excuse... "oh well it was broadcast on live television..." How many of us actually watch ESPN 2... let alone a hot dog eating contest?
If it includes an orgy between all the ladies... by ZeroCorpse	Jul 5th, 2007 12:47:11 AM
I'm in. Actually, I'd just be happy watching Cynthia Nixon get fucked in a seriously NC-17 or XXX sort of way. The others? Eh. Not so much.
Is it going to be at the old folks home? by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 12:51:41 AM
I keed, I keed...
Kim Cattral as MEGATRON by iwontwin	Jul 5th, 2007 12:53:40 AM
They kind of looked the same
It has GIANT FUCKING SLUTS!!!!!!!!!! by lost.rules	Jul 5th, 2007 12:56:22 AM
What more could you want?
The only reason to watch the show was to see by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 12:59:12 AM
what Carrie would wear. That she ever landed a man...fantasy, indeed.
I've got it. It can be like The Last Unicorn, but by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 01:03:38 AM
instead of a unicorn, it can be the only man left in NYC they haven't slept with and/or humiliated in some fashion.
Let Eli Roth direct by Kanossssss	Jul 5th, 2007 01:04:10 AM
Let Eli Roth direct it. Upside down scene. SHe get's fed carrots.
Michael Bay can Direct it. by Kanossssss	Jul 5th, 2007 01:06:17 AM
The climax has all 4 rolling around while the camera shakes. Vern would review it as a big ball of vag.
i used to watch it and like it by aestheticity	Jul 5th, 2007 01:17:29 AM
i was younger then. now i see plain misandry every episode. just ask yourself if youd ever have seen a similar premise involving 4 guys get greenlit.
aestheticity by Kanossssss	Jul 5th, 2007 01:21:50 AM
Entourage.
Sara Jessica Parker has chosen HD-DVD, Heres why. by JimboTHC	Jul 5th, 2007 01:22:06 AM
Seriously, what a waste of film seriously. The only thing more obnoxious than actress's with three names is this series. Good luck getting on a aspect ratio that hides her gargantuan head. Didn't they beat this to death already with cheap knock off movies not much different than the series staring this whore? Matthew Broderick must be gay because no straight man could up with that obnoxious cunt.
SJP Is Actually a Horse by LittleDudes	Jul 5th, 2007 01:23:15 AM
It was on the news and everything - http://tinyurl.com/gc79d
This news ius in no way shape or form COOL. by Playkins	Jul 5th, 2007 01:27:11 AM
Gag.
Has anyone thought that "Cloverfield" might be a... by Kirbymanly	Jul 5th, 2007 01:34:19 AM
Godzilla film? The girl does mention a trip to "Japan". Also, the sound the "thing" makes is very similar. Its either that or the "smoke monster" has its own feature.
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar by Holodigm	Jul 5th, 2007 01:38:47 AM
and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Drawn and quartered by an AICN talkback? by DarthCorleone	Jul 5th, 2007 01:48:28 AM
Are you kidding? Are you forgetting the demographic here? Do you honestly think this crew watches this show and that the closet fans who do watch it would openly defend it? No offense to the fans of the show who do frequent to this site - I just don't think there are enough of you to make that disclaimer anything but comical.
Drawn and quartered by an AICN talkback? by DarthCorleone	Jul 5th, 2007 01:48:41 AM
Are you kidding? Are you forgetting the demographic here? Do you honestly think this crew watches this show and that the closet fans who do watch it would openly defend it? No offense to the fans of the show who do frequent this site - I just don't think there are enough of you to make that disclaimer anything but comical.
@DerLanghaarige by TimMighty	Jul 5th, 2007 01:50:51 AM
...yeah. Right. Perhaps on youre pay TV Channels...and im sure you watch them like 24hrs because als ein Hartz 4 empfänger hast ja genug zeit. FACE !
A message to New Yorkers... by Voice O. Reason	Jul 5th, 2007 01:55:44 AM
I don't care if there are 8 million of you, the rest of us think your city sucks. Deal with it.
My God... by Pawprint	Jul 5th, 2007 02:05:29 AM
Is AICN so out of touch with its TBers that it thinks we would actually give a shit?! Flames on SJP's Zimmer frame! Or something....
Horse face actresses by DarthBakpao	Jul 5th, 2007 02:13:05 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Garner, Julia Robert...
A message to Voice O. Reason... by Joey Jojo	Jul 5th, 2007 02:13:07 AM
New York doesn't care what you think.
Imagine this by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 02:16:25 AM
I walk in to NBC and pitch this : "Four 30 something blokes knock about in New York. They all hate women, and spend a lot of time talking about how much they hate their relationships. They all sleep around as much as possible; their criteria for a partner is based purely on surface concerns - good looking, nice tits, etc. They dismiss the idea of a relationship of any kind with any women not meeting their physical criteria. They enjoy using a woman for sex, then humilating her, preferably in public. Critically, no attempt is made to show their behaviour in a negative light. Instead, it is presented as the correct modus operandi. To summarize the show in a sentence : - think four Patrick Batemans, all mates, without the killing". How long do you think it would be before I'd get thrown out on my arse?
Old actressess... by Andy Warhol Jr	Jul 5th, 2007 02:22:15 AM
Fuck that [www.bigmoviepix.blogspot.com]
NachoNegro... by Pawprint	Jul 5th, 2007 02:33:51 AM
Yeah, but when women do it, they're 'Sassy and Feisty', and you can shout 'You go girlfriend!', at the screen. That makes ALL the difference.... :-\|
NachoNegro by Silverglade	Jul 5th, 2007 02:38:16 AM
I hear ya about the double standard. And you're right. Males in America are forever in guilt mode with women and could never make a film so realistic to reality. Notice every "romantic comedy" (and most chic flicks, hell most normal comedies too) in the past several decades includes a male getting hit in the genitals. No women have ever been sexually damaged and it be used for laughs. Males are commonly portrayed as fools.. or "jerks" until the "moral of the story" part is supposed to kick in or he changes his ways and becomes the storybook male and all is well. It's like a check in some box: male gets humiliated and/or hit in the nuts. Script complete! I debated this with my girlfriends and won the debate. Just sharing my rant.
Unless It's Got All Of Them In A 4-Way... by Alen Smithee	Jul 5th, 2007 02:42:33 AM
I'm not interested
Pawprint, I agree with you. by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 02:48:54 AM
I had a female friend who loved it and I watched it with her a couple of times and I found it both repulsive and the women sad. But you know, they're so liberated and all.
Horseface Gotta Eat by Birdys Piano Teacher	Jul 5th, 2007 02:54:15 AM
I don't get the show either, but I have yet to meet a woman that didn't love it.
Gay by krushjudgement	Jul 5th, 2007 02:57:51 AM
And by gay I mean lame. No offense intended towards homosexuals. Just... ... Gay.
StevieGriffin by the_outsider	Jul 5th, 2007 02:59:45 AM
Couldn't help but laugh when I saw you complain about people saying SJP had a "horse's face". That's absolutely true. I think you're description on Family Guy was far more accurate: "My God! That woman looks like a foot!"
ps by krushjudgement	Jul 5th, 2007 03:00:31 AM
Does this site suck lately or what? Hostel 2 and Sex and The City news. I don't think I'm ever coming back here. (That's a lie I know)
Are You Telling Me.... by What Am I Doing 2 Myself	Jul 5th, 2007 03:02:16 AM
...that not a single one of you sex starved losers wouldn't line up in the rain (if not out-right PAY for the opportunity) to bang Kim "I played Spock's Vulcan/Romulan bitch in one of the Original Recipie movies" Katrell? And you call yourselves geeks....?
WOW! by deanamatronix	Jul 5th, 2007 03:05:49 AM
I couldn't care less.
worst show ever made. by El Borak	Jul 5th, 2007 03:11:02 AM
everybody's a slut! ha ha. everybody gets crabs! ha ha. everybody has multiple abortions! hooray!
Voice O. Reason by deanamatronix	Jul 5th, 2007 03:13:41 AM
You're a fucking idiot, mate. I love New York, and I sure as hell aint from there. I'm not even from the United States.
It only would work if they were tossed out by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 03:16:50 AM
for younger women who were dumber and sluttier than they are, because that's how it works. Also, Mr. Big divorces Carrie for a man.
Peter Jackson for JLA! by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 03:19:58 AM
OT... I don't care. Let 'em make it or bury it. As long as it doesn't interfere with TDK, MOS, Iron man, JLA, Watchmen (adolescent indeed) or anything else I actually care about I'm simply not assed.
yes, but will they be bumping doughnuts? by Zardoz	Jul 5th, 2007 03:24:25 AM
I mean, those chicks have fucked everyone in NYC already, right? So how about a nice lesbian menage-a-quatre? Mmmm, fur-burger!
Sopranos: The Movie. Har har. by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 03:27:17 AM

Fuck this give us DEADWOOD MOVIES ALREADY by Evil Hobbit	Jul 5th, 2007 03:29:46 AM
Sex and the City is lame.
It will be two and a half hours of a black screen by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 03:49:22 AM
where audience members argue whether Tony lived or died MST2K style.
Sex & The City - the tamest 'risque' show ever... by Sledge Hammer	Jul 5th, 2007 03:57:30 AM
...oooh, these women swear and talk about fucking, and Catrall gets topless every few episodes, pass the Emmys. Here, let me sum up the movie for ya: Cattrall is fucking a hot young (insert profession here), until she gets caught in an "embarrassing" situation. Horseface Parker is trying to figure out what went wrong with her "perfect" relationship, and keeps all her clothes on when she has sex with the guy after eventually comes to the conclusion that "he's not perfect, but at least he's there". The redhead will be trapped in a relationship with someone who is socially embarrassing, but is good in the sack, and will likely keep blanket above nipples at all times, though there'll be a brief side view while exiting the bed and putting on a robe. Meanwhile the brunette will be sexually repressed, and even though she's found someone to make her cum she's too embarrassed to let it get that far and there will be a brief blanket nipslip when she finally lets go. All men, except horsefaces non-perfect perfect guy, will either be utter douche bags, liars or just flat out assholes, or all of the above. Though the Redhead's embarrassing situation nerd will have a "good heart" and the Brunette's will at least be handsome and rich. And as the end credits roll the audience suddenly realises that they were the ones who really got fucked...
Vaginas by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 04:21:35 AM
The (vanishingly small) female contingent of TBers might not like this, but it's true - one of the achievements of this show is that it highlights the fact that if you act like a skank, you'll get treated like one. So when Women complain that all the men they go out with are liars, assholes, whatever it's invariably because those women are throwing their vaginas about like empty McFlurry cartons. Nice girls get nice guys - skanks get assholes. It's a simple equation, one that women through the ages seem completely unable to understand.
Sarah Jessica Parker will be so beautiful in this by darrenspool	Jul 5th, 2007 04:42:04 AM
Here's my fantasy plot summary: Coming out of retirement, the 4 'girls' reunite and we see them shaving their angry old vaginas and sandpapering their hairy legs, and getting botox in their lips which now droop like elephant dicks from all their tiresome cocksucking.
Sex in the city? More like Sex in the old folks home. by FlandersBum	Jul 5th, 2007 04:47:25 AM
Wait....what are they....like in their 60s now?
Sex and the City can go to hell.... by Angry Mean Panda	Jul 5th, 2007 05:21:05 AM
Why? If you're a college aged person, you've no doubt been subjected to some idiot fucking sorority slut talking about how Sex and the City is "just like" their life, and then proceeding to compare herself and each one of her friends to the characters on the show. Fuck you Sex and the City.
sex and the city = total bullshit by kwisatzhaderach	Jul 5th, 2007 05:39:46 AM
How Kim Cattrall must miss her Big Trouble In Little China/Police Academy/Star Trek VI glory days.
Women hail this show... by Judge Briggs	Jul 5th, 2007 05:47:26 AM
this show is basically a religion to females of walks in life... when i was serving in the Peace Corps and was down from up country... we would stay at this big house... in this house was a DVD player... unf., because there were basically 10-1 female to male ratio, Sex and the City was on 24 fucking hours a day... so sick of this show ... I mean, back to back to back to back to back of the same episodes...
And least it'll be better than FF2 by Judge Briggs	Jul 5th, 2007 05:49:18 AM
You know it will be.
10-1 female to male ratio... by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 05:55:51 AM
And you're complaning about SATC? You couldn't find one of them to shack up with?
The Wife likes it. I don't. by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 06:09:55 AM
But she likes This Life- which I think is the first TV use of shakeycam (ha!). Can't resist this- what a surprise a guy named after a shitty justin timberlake song likes SATC. Colour me, well, unsurprised.
Larry Clark for SATC:TM! by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 06:13:44 AM
C'mon, he must be tired of kids by now...
what's older than a cougar? by Executor	Jul 5th, 2007 06:15:10 AM
Kim Cattrall passed cougar before the series ended. She's like, I don't know, a fucking goat now. The only semi-sexy one is Kristen Davis, but you'd have to break her jaw first. The only good thing about SATC is that when I see a SATC DVD on a girl's shelf, I know she'll put out cause she's delusional enough to think that she's like these annoying bitches and that sleeping around is somehow empowering to her. Well, at least she'll have the DVD to watch when I don't call back.
"Pawprint, I agree with you." - Superninja by Pawprint	Jul 5th, 2007 06:15:47 AM
That's it. The western world as we know it is officially coming to an end; dogs laying with cats, etc.. ;-) Just goes to show though, Supes (if I may be so bold!) that even most women see the double standard and don't like being fed this post-modern feminism crap. Hey; women are intelligent too, guys! Look past the guns, the ass, and the toothless gibbon and you'll see that most women DO have brains! That said (albeit tongue in cheek), we need more geekwomen like Superninja. There's summat very sexy about having a full-on flame war with a geekchick that you don't get from normal geek blokes... ;-)
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and... by Charlie & Tex	Jul 5th, 2007 06:19:59 AM
...the bartender asks "why the long face?"
"Do I really have a face like a horse...?" by Charlie & Tex	Jul 5th, 2007 06:21:19 AM
Dolores Fuller didn't, but SJP sure has hell does.
Titties by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 06:28:15 AM
To be fair, Kim Cattrall is fit for her age (51). And, whilst I agree SJP does have a face like a foot, every single male on here would sleep with her given the chance. Unless you're gay that is (and, as we all know, approximately 82% of TBers are homosexual)
Hags and the City by GrandMuffTarkin	Jul 5th, 2007 06:40:51 AM
Yeah, maybe if you did a Superman-time-reversal and minused 10-15 years off each of these wrinkled biddies, it would be worth it. But having women pushing 40 whining about not being able to land a man and trowling the city for cock is just sad sad sad. In the real Manhattan, these chicks could not compete with the bevy of 20 somethings willing and available - I see it happen every day. At these happy hours, you can almost see the desperation lines above these broads heads like a heat flux.
NachoNegro by Not The Messiah	Jul 5th, 2007 06:41:47 AM
You crazy if you think I'd go anywhere near Horseface.
Sex and the City: Empowering women... by Leopold Scotch	Jul 5th, 2007 06:43:08 AM
... by empowering everything a woman does. "Man, I feel so empowered when I'm sucking my boyfriend off". "Oh, God: it was so empowering when I dominated a younger guy and made him jizzum in his pants". "I felt so empowered when I walked out on my boyfriend then walked right up to my ex and got together with him." In some ways, this show might be worse than outright sexism because it is still indirectly about pleasing "good" guys while promoting this false kind of power, so some women won't feel the need to keep fighting. In real life, are men really saying "Oh, I'm so intimidated that my girlfriend WANTS to suck me off, instead of being encouraged/persuaded/forced to do so"?
As much as i loath Sex and the City by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 06:45:16 AM
Kim Cattrall has been in movies that we fucking love- Big Trouble in Little China and Porky's to name 2. So probably would be worth an alcohol and nostalgia driven bounce. Kind of like when you hook up with an ex girlfriend of the 10 pints down and nobody else around weight category. Fun, but shameful.
NachoNegro by the_outsider	Jul 5th, 2007 06:46:03 AM
Wipe the make-up off her face and she could pass for a man. Gay guys get a pop at her too.
who watches sex in the city? by stvnhthr	Jul 5th, 2007 06:54:48 AM
Girls and gay guys. The world presented in Sex and the City is a fantasy lifestyle that appeals to them. If women want luck with real men stop reading Cosmo and watching trash like this and spend time with real men.
Lost Prophet by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 06:54:57 AM
Agree entirely about Kim Cattrall. I'd drill her, no question, just out of loyalty to the 80s - and I'd be thinking of her in Porkys. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
shit show by the_outsider	Jul 5th, 2007 06:57:35 AM
Kirstin Davis is sexy as fuck though. To be honest, I'm more worried about the level of lady-hate going on here. I'm just waiting for someone to suggest getting together for a weekend of gang rape. Stupid women like this, but not all women are stupid. Remember this and one day you too will get a girlfriend
She does have a horse face by jeffrex007	Jul 5th, 2007 07:03:24 AM
She's probably the most famous butter-face around. I love that Kristen Davis tho, mrrroowwwlll!
yeah where's the Carnivale movie? by kafka07	Jul 5th, 2007 07:04:57 AM
The one I've been dreaming about.
Sarah Jessica Parker - I'd fuck her by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 5th, 2007 07:05:26 AM
But only to spite Matthew Broderick. That is not Godzilla, you maroon!
Sex and the City says something like this: by TimMighty	Jul 5th, 2007 07:19:32 AM
"Women..its okay to act like sluts or hookers as long as you wear expensive clothes." ...there is something wrong with sjp´s legs..
does anyone actually want this? by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 07:19:39 AM
seriously, the show itself has been over for years. I can't believe there has been a massive clamour to get these 4 clapped out old slags back on screen. You know it Nacho (just remember to hide your shame)
Big Trouble in Little China by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:21:52 AM
I used to have a big crush on Kim in that film
see... by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 07:23:39 AM
Kim gets props for her 80's work. Whereas SJP has such "gold" as striking distance in her back catalogue.
LP by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:27:08 AM
Thanks for the awesome TB for Diary of the Dead, that shit was amazing
Cynthia Nixon is a huge Dike!! by BobParr	Jul 5th, 2007 07:33:17 AM
I'm talking Indigo Girls level of lesbian. After she had her baby she dumped her husband (high school sweetheart) for another chick.
no worries kloipy by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 07:34:10 AM
it was a slow work day. Kept me laughing for ages. any news on the Bates? I heard there was a fire in her southern region.
if you think this show is clever by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:36:00 AM
you probably also enjoy the comedy stylings of Kathy Griffin. I think this show is a step back for women. The characters on the show are so vapid and if all women ever talk about is sleeping around, then what does that say about them? My wife loves this show, i just don't get it. It's not funny, it's not smart, it's not touching, it's just stupid
Think about stuff we love by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 07:39:24 AM
that the wife thinks is complete shit- it isn't that hard. The sexes just have different tastes.
The Bates Va Jay-Jay by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:39:38 AM
it's like a sulfur mine or putrid sights, sounds, and smells. Rumor has it that it swallowed a bus full of seniors on their way to the Hoover Dam
The Taste Says by The Taste	Jul 5th, 2007 07:43:14 AM
SJP has MANHANDS. for the love of god they look like they belong on Mr Fantastic......If I ever have to see her cookie monster hands again I will just vomit......please HBO pictures CGI them things already.
Kathy Bate's taint is so huge it has it's own taint by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:46:11 AM
what a spectecle to behold
Sex& The City by grendel69	Jul 5th, 2007 07:47:07 AM
Was self-obsorbed pretentious horseshit. The show fucking sucked. Looking at KD is its only redeeming value.
Recast!!! by MilesGloriosus	Jul 5th, 2007 07:49:29 AM
With all due respect, the actresses were already too old for their roles when the HBO series ended. Sarah Jessica Parker was pretty sexy in her "Honeymoon in Vegas" days, but those days are long past. It isn't fair, but it's a fact. Suggested replacements: Carrie: Danica McKellar (reasonably sexy and has the intelligence to be convincing; check her Web site if you need help with your maths homework - really). Mayim Bialik could also do it, but she wouldn't, which is too bad because she'd be an absolute hoot in the part. Charlotte: Alyson Hannigan. She's so perfect, it's like the character was written for her. Miranda: Any actress who can be convincing as a man-hating shrew. Samantha: Scarlett Johannsen.
What's with all the KD love? by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:49:36 AM
She looks like she takes monster shits and giggles when she doesn't flush and you lift the toilet seat to see a giant KD turn floating there.
Turds not turns by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:50:29 AM
also she has a hair butthole
Lady Hate by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 07:50:58 AM
So when women bitch about men it becomes a successful emmy winning tv show, and when men bitch about women it's lady-hate? Interesting. Fuck that. I don't hate women. I dislike shallow skanks who are nothing more than thinly disguised whores. That doesn't mean I hate women - there are many women who are perfectly worthy of respect. However, getting on your knees and sucking 20 different cocks a week is not a route to getting respect, or for that matter a means of empowerment. How exactly does a woman feel 'empowered' by bending over and being drilled in the ass by a different guy every night?
Nacho, here's a show "Fuck Dem Bitches" by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 07:54:02 AM
It's about 4 pussy hungry dudes, in rural Kentucky, living, laughing, loving, and learning about how to punk out female butt at each and every turn.
Parker Has a Foot For a Face by Wrath4771	Jul 5th, 2007 07:56:44 AM
Boooooooo Sex and the City movie. Hoooraaaayy for Beer!
Kloipy by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 07:57:52 AM
Where can I order the season one box set????
just out of loyalty to the 80s by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jul 5th, 2007 07:59:24 AM
Well said. Kim performed so well in Mannaquin, and sexiest Vulcan since T'Pol in Start Trek 3 (I think), that she fully qualifys for a nostalgia drilling. She deserves it!
Kloipy by thecheesegrommit	Jul 5th, 2007 08:05:02 AM
I can understand why most TB men here don't like the show and say things like "my wife or girlfriend likes it" I was thinking about it last night, the show can be very threatening to insecure people both men and women because it emphasizes a reality (whether you want to admit it or not) that does exist. The show was brilliant in showing a varied type of peoples and social events! Anyone who say's it's all about sluts this and cunts that are just here to troll and get a reaction (wow that never gets old) and when you're older you'll look back on this thread and say " gee now that i've been layed, it really is like that out there in the light". As far as the horse face comments she's quite beautiful but damn! some of those jokes were funny. Peace.
I don't find it threatening by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 08:08:59 AM
just dull. I also don't think it showed a wide variety of social events and people. What it did was create a brilliantly realised social circle populated by highly obnoxious characters- both male and female. Didn't like it at all. Mind you, the wife was taking the piss out of me in the pub yesterday when I was waxing lyrical ina drunken nostalgic haze about the brilliance of Airwolf, so what the fuck do I know.
cheesegromit by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:14:30 AM
I don't think it's threatning, i just don't think it is insightful or clever. It would make more sense if these women were in their 20's but they are middle aged. I guess it's just a lifestyle that I find pathetic.
Col. Tigh-Fighter by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 08:15:14 AM
She wasn't the sexiest Vulcan. For me, that would be Kirstie Alley in Wrath Of Khan. I wouldn't have minded re-aligning her plasma injectors. With my cock.
Lost Prophet by thecheesegrommit	Jul 5th, 2007 08:16:59 AM
we disagree. and some of the characters were annoying just like in real life. again I think it was a sampling of a varied group in society. AIRWOLF!!!!!!!
Airwolf!!!!! by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 08:19:40 AM
I think we do sort of agree- just on the scale of the sample. I do think it was a brilliantly realised social group. Just not one I cared for. mmm vulcan sex. This is clearly going to degenerate. Although it hasn't got far to go when the headline is a pathetic sex non-pun.
Mama's Family by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:20:45 AM
had some hot ladies in it
Herpes and the City by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:22:17 AM
New York gets a case of geriatric VD
Sally Struthers in "All in the Family" by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:23:11 AM
dude, bonerific
Sarah Jessica was great in by classyfredblassy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:23:36 AM
in "Real Genius", as the young boy wiz kid working on that ray gun, also staring Val Kilmer. That was her, wasn't it?
80s Nostalgia Drillings by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 08:27:41 AM
I bagsy Tanya Roberts (Beastmaster), The chick out of Wargames, Phoebe Cates, Helen Slater, Elizabeth Shue, Ally Sheedy, Courtney Cox (Masters of the Universe), Carrie Fisher, and Leslie Easterbrook out of Police Academy.
VULCAN SEX by thecheesegrommit	Jul 5th, 2007 08:27:44 AM
Lost Prophet, Agreed. Dudes, you can only have Vulcan sex every seven years all geeks know this! Of course this is probably an improvement for most in here.
NachoNegro by thecheesegrommit	Jul 5th, 2007 08:29:05 AM
maaaan, that's a good list.
Phoebe Cates by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:30:00 AM
ahhhhh young love
The Childlike Empress by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:31:10 AM
"Call out my name!" yes ma'am
Sex and the City = The show that brought you... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jul 5th, 2007 08:35:12 AM
...the Cosmopolitan and motivated women to become even more insecure and psychotic than ever before!!!
3 words friends: Jessica Fuckin' Rabbit by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:35:30 AM
hottest cartoon ever
aah the 80's by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 08:45:30 AM
Big Hair, shoulderpads, the vague scent of Poison, A flock of seagulls playing in the background. Pretty fucking dreadful, really. Makes you wonder why the films were so much better.
C Legion by thecheesegrommit	Jul 5th, 2007 08:47:07 AM
hit a nerve did I. You illustrate my point exactly. Your vitriol show's me you could not grasp the shows nuances (or you never watched it) and your "gay bloke" comment tells me that your not just isolated in moms basement but probably the "closet"
I cant believe that... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 08:48:10 AM
no one on this site hath reported the poster for Alvin and the Chipmunks yet! I thought that would be big news on this site....
80's movies to today by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:50:55 AM
The thing about 80s movies and today, is they didn't rely on CGI to make the plot for their movies, they were more practical and character driven, and just plain fun. Today, movies rely on quick MTV style filming to pander to the audience that can't just have 2 people talking for more than 30 seconds without some computer animated Pheonix bashing through the empire state building while shilling for Geico
will this show be a continuation from the serie's end by Spandau Belly	Jul 5th, 2007 08:51:08 AM
or some sort of summary of the whole series? I mean, the show ended when it became the opposite of itself. It was a show about single thirtysomethings and ended with them all being committed forty year olds. I just hope it's not another one of those movies about how stressful it is to plan a wedding a la Father of The Bride.
If we are going to do 80's nostalgia drillings by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 08:51:42 AM
I bagsy Michelle Pfieffer, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Robin Wright (how can anyone not love The Princess Bride), and the chick out of Flash Gordon. Or it might be worth getting a whole Witches of Eastwick gangbang organised.
couldn't agree more kloipy by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 08:53:40 AM
also on the 80's list- Daryl Hannah, Jamie Lee Curtis (tail and all), This is fun. Almost as much fun as the zombie names. Did you know Kloipy there is a film called Zombie vs Ninja? I have to see this.
Zombie vs Ninja, i'm fuckin' there by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:55:01 AM
You ever see Ice Pirates?
no- is it insane genius. by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 08:58:28 AM
Zombie vs Ninja 1987: "Ethan, a young man, is beaten while his father is killed by a group of thieves. With the help of an undertaker, Ethan trains in kung fu by fighting the dead. Meanwhile, an American Ninja, Dragon, must fend off against the thieves and their ninja henchmen. It is soon that Dragon and Ethan team up to defeat the thieves and the ninjas." SOunds fucking magic. Thinking about the nostalgia drillings: Ming's daughter rather than Dale from Flash Gordon. If I have to choose. I'm not fussy though.
Most overrated t.v. show in history. by Bubba Gillman	Jul 5th, 2007 08:58:58 AM
I suppose that chicks find it observant, but I couldn't get past the telegraphed jokes (which were poorly delivered). Each of the four leads were terrible, including the inexplicably lauded Kim Cattrall, whose ersatz Mae West impression wouldn't cut it in a first year Rich Little routine.
Julia Lewis Dryfuss in Troll 1 by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 08:59:01 AM
as the little nympho fairy girl. Drill worthy
We're very bad people by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:01:08 AM
this is a terrible misogynist TB. Maybe we should get a job in television?
More 80's nostalgia drillings by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 09:01:51 AM
I'll take Kate Capshaw, Karen Allen, Lysette Anthony out of Krull, That chick out of Beverly Hills Cop, and Rae Dawn Chong out of Commando
Ice Pirates (1984) by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:02:10 AM
In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disapeared when he found information dangerous to the rulers. A real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps. From what I remeber there is a scene with guys in red sweat bands that say NINJA on them.
There's no story left to tell by Lance Rock	Jul 5th, 2007 09:04:25 AM
really, they all got what they wanted at the end--what's the crisis gonna be?
real women should hate this show.... by Nightwood	Jul 5th, 2007 09:04:56 AM
...the supposedly 'empowered' characters can't do anything but obsessively discuss cock. I don't know any females who devote their lives as slavishly to the pursuit of male attention as those four broads. The show's really about four promiscuous gay men in NYC; the characters are just played by women.
sounds magic. Need to watch that by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:07:02 AM
and more 80's nostalgia- Patsy Kensit, Kelly Mcgillis, Demi Moore, Molly Ringwald. several of these are nasty and if you remove the nostalgia factor then probably a bad idea
One of the greatest shows of all time, period by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 09:08:03 AM
Being a guy I never thought I would like it... eventually watched a few episodes with my then girlfriend and was surprised at how good it was... bought the first 2 seaons on DVD and started to watch it religiously. Eventually got all the DVD's the day they came out as well and have introduced others to the show as well. One of the 10 greatest shows of all time (at least in my 28 years of life...) I dunno, maybe its because I live in NYC (staten island, but still...) that I love it so much. I love their love for the city... Great show for guys, girls, doesnt matter...
And Merrick--do you know what site you're writing for? by Lance Rock	Jul 5th, 2007 09:08:03 AM
Saying that you'll get "drawn and quartered" for making the bold statements that you find Parker a horse face and that the show is insipid? Yeah, you'd really catch hell from all the fanboys who just love S&TC. Or not.
Girl Power is dead by darrenspool	Jul 5th, 2007 09:10:16 AM
It died and I can tell you the exact date it happened. Medical Droid: It seems she's lost her will to live.
C Legion by thecheesegrommit	Jul 5th, 2007 09:12:28 AM
It's not patronizing when it's true. Basement/Closet also true. You know it.
Lost Prophet by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 09:13:09 AM
That's the thing - remember, you're not drilling them as they were, you're drilling them AS THEY ARE NOW. So for example, I had Courtney Cox (for Masters Of The Universe) - she's still smoking hot today, so I know I'm in good shape, and won't need to flip her over. On the other hand, this probably isn't something you could say about Kelly McGillis...
It is still patronising, true or not by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:13:25 AM
or it might be condescending. I'm not sure.
YouIgnorantGeeks by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:13:56 AM
I think if I started to watch SATC religiously, my wife would probably think I was gay and leave my ass
I know that. This is why I've got a fair bit of by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:16:35 AM
trepidation about a lot of them. I'm on fairly safe ground with Patsy Kensit, Daryl Hannah, Michelle Pfieffer and Demi Moore. Fuck knows what the two women out of Flash Gordon look like now, and several of them are in that category. I also nominate Jennifer Connolly. (ha! result)
Nacho by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:16:41 AM
dude, I said Sally Struthers from All in The Family. Damn. Now I guess i'm porking an orphan eating mammoth
It;s kind of like going on holiday to Afghanistan by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:17:42 AM
Everyone knows where it is but why would you want to go there. This is great
Those chicks from Hanson by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:17:53 AM
OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
Kloipy LOL by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:19:17 AM
that was the 90's anyway so you're safe. Pervert.
Kloipy by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 09:20:08 AM
Really? So watching sex and the city makes you gay... then what does watching watching sci-fi shows and such do... automatically make you a virgin nerd? I mean really... Religiously to me means not missing an episode... and not for nothing most shows I enjoy I watch religiously... I don't mean I watch it everyday, but I mean once a week with new episodes... and then when the DVD comes out watch them again every year or so. Jeez insecure in your manhood much?
How about recasting it? by Garbageman33	Jul 5th, 2007 09:20:25 AM
Now that the original cast is in their 60s. How about Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johannsen and Megan Fox (the chick from Transformers). And instead of just sitting around talking about sex, they actually have hardcore sex. Mostly with each other. I'd see that.
drew barrymore in E.T. by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:20:27 AM
that's just wrong!
Lol Kloipy by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 09:21:12 AM
First you jump out of our tank and get eaten by Zombies and now this!
nah, she's like 40 now- so its fine (in a legal sense) by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:22:27 AM
that's why I said Jennifer Connolly. I think Nacho's in a bit of trouble with some of his as well.
YouIgnorantGeeks by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:22:36 AM
It doesn't make you gay, but I'm saying if it got to the point where I was never missing an episode because I just had to find out what Miranda did with the missing vibrator, I may just have to check to see if my dick didn't turn into a vagina
Lost Prophet by NachoNegro	Jul 5th, 2007 09:23:17 AM
I met Melody Anderson (Dale Arden) a few years ago - she's actually still pretty hot, so you'll probably be OK
Ally Sheedy... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 09:24:32 AM
back in the day I would have gone straight through her...sorry for the vulgarity but its true...
I shoulda stayed in da tank by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:24:36 AM
Bettie White in Golden Girls, age graced her with a hot bod and commercials for pet meds
Hot old broads by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:26:27 AM
Isabella Rosseline, Sophia Loren, Julianne Moore
Cheers man, had me worried. by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:26:38 AM
Coolest thing I've heard in ages. Did you ask her to say "Flash, I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth". Some of the finest dialogue ever written. Bet she would have liked that. Or not. Nevermind am rambling. I also keep forgetting to check that everyone is alive, or ths could get very nasty.
Giant robot horse sluts attack. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2007 09:27:02 AM
I watched every stinking episode. Had to, it was our little fucking "event" every week. My balls have almost completely grown back, thank God.
Kloipy... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 09:27:58 AM
But see that makes no sense to me. Its a show I enjoy, and all shows I enjoy... well I watch them every week. Isn't that what your supposed to do? Sunday night was Sex and the City night... or sopranos night... or deadwood night... its just how it was. I mean sometimes maybe I would watch it the next day on demand instead... and maybe I'm not like "ooh ooh whats going to happen!" like I would be with Lost, but thats only cause its not that type of show. I dunno, whatever, my girlfriend thought it was awesome that I was into it. I don't see it as a problem... I see people talking about the Gilmore Girls on here and to me that seems way worse, but having never seen that show I can't talk about it. I just think SATC is awesome, and I can continually go back to it. If it took place in L.A. honestly I probably wouldnt like it no where near as much... so I guess alot does have to do with the NY thing.
80s Fuck Buddy by Garbageman33	Jul 5th, 2007 09:29:50 AM
Sean Young in Stripes. Yummy. Even in an M.P. uniform.
Anne Ramsey-I'd pile drive dem bones by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:30:24 AM
you know Throw Mamma from the Train
YouIgnorantGeeks by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:32:26 AM
dude, I'm just giving you a hard time. if you like the show that's fine. To each his own. I liked the movie Good Burger and I won't apologize for it
New Yorkers do seem to like it more than everyone else by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:32:37 AM
It's true. Where's BSB this TB is made for him. I dare someone to nominate Kirstie Alley- MAN THAT WHALE, AHAB, MAN IT.
We should be ashamed of ourselves by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:34:54 AM
A TB about Sex and the City- which is not in any way cool news- has 271 posts. Just as well most of them are nostalgia drilling posts.
Estelle Getty by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:35:00 AM
she's still alive and yearning for a burning
Estelle Getty by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:36:40 AM
She's still alive and hurtin' for a squirtin'
Here is my dream girl by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:39:16 AM
http://www.dorkclub.com/annera msey.jpg
That is nasty, nasty stuff by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:39:25 AM
Isn't she about 100. You degenerate.
we've got far too much time on our hands by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:40:54 AM
really, this is funny though.
Yeah, work is fun by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:42:24 AM
The only reason I stay working here
Yeah, work is fun by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:42:24 AM
The only reason I stay working here
Annie Potts in Ghostbusters by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:48:09 AM
Janine, under the receptionists desk, with the candle stick
It can't be Alba, Biel, et al by MilesGloriosus	Jul 5th, 2007 09:51:38 AM
(( How about Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johannsen and Megan Fox )) Nobody would believe that those four couldn't get dates. They could be Bush supporters and they'd still get more action than they could fit in their day planners.
kloips- do you know what she looks like now by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:51:55 AM
or do you just not care? PS- what's up with the TB?
she's not bad by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 09:54:58 AM
i have no clue what's wrong with it
it's annoying. I may have to work by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 09:56:36 AM
The other thing to be careful about is if you nominate some right tramp and then end up stirring the biggest pot of porridge since breakfast at Culloden.
the only bearable thing in Good Burger... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 09:56:45 AM
was Linda Cardellini as the mental one...I found it bizarely cute-she looked better back then me thinks....although my attraction to nut jobs probabaly explians many of my troubled relationships....
The one movie where nipples are welcome! by isispop	Jul 5th, 2007 09:57:30 AM
...and I guess the flames will be provided by the flaming male friends in the supporting cast. Kim Cattrell's vagina gotta eat!!!
I agree with Merrick completely by Cyan09	Jul 5th, 2007 09:58:44 AM
I have been saying that about the show for years, but when you try to say it everyone looks at you like you just ripped a kitten in half.
the only bearable thing in Good Burger... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 09:58:45 AM
was Linda Cardellini as the mental one...I found it bizarely cute-she looked better back then me thinks....although my attraction to nut jobs probabaly explians many of my troubled relationships....
Ron Livingston by deadshot07	Jul 5th, 2007 10:03:28 AM
played a character didn't he? And dumped that VD infested columnist with a post it note.
Crazy Linda by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:04:58 AM
nothing like a straightjacket to bring on the fires of lust
SATC = Reason for female viewers to be slutty... by wilsonfisk89	Jul 5th, 2007 10:05:29 AM
Really, I think the show is sort of slut justification. Look at these rich, glamourous, NYC women who sleep with thousands of men, Ooooh, girls, this can be you too!
Conchords by wilsonfisk89	Jul 5th, 2007 10:06:31 AM
dominates hbo
SATC=Reason to check tested by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:07:18 AM
Crabs and lobsters, friends
yup, SATC by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:09:37 AM
how the fuck none of them got AIDS is beyond me. I also don't remember them doing any drugs (but I could be wrong) and I would bet a pound to a fucking penny that women in that life would constantly have a nosefull of Bolivian MArching Powder. Realistic my arse. Now back to the Nostalgia drilings.
Kloipy... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 10:09:49 AM
you've given me an idea for tonight-giggity giggity goo....
Teri Garr in young frankenstein by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:12:38 AM
damn she was hot
so she was. by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:14:59 AM
Did they do drugs in satc? other than regular COCK injections, of course.
what ever happened to Ron Livingstone... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 10:15:20 AM
he was a guy who should have had a great career. Office Space inspired me to be a lazy bastard many many times, and if Ron hadnt made being a lazy bastard look so damn good I wouldnt be where I am today...well actually I just passed my second year of university so being a lazy bastard clearly works....
He does sprint commercials now by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:16:20 AM
and has a show on FOX
He was in House a few years back by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:16:45 AM
other than that... fuck knows. Probably rimjawing Bay to get a role in Next summers TF debacle.
Cynthia Nixon kinda grossed me out by Knobules	Jul 5th, 2007 10:17:01 AM
Not sure how she got action all the time. Her teeth, my god, brown bits of wood sticking out of enormous gums. Please director of this movie, dont let her smile. SJP is like Melissa Rivers, horse face waxed buffed fluffed and painted to look almost humanlike.
Lobster by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:17:55 AM
also- depends what you study. Try being lazy and stiudying medicine. might not work as well. If you are doing English Literature then it is possible to actually forget things and still pass.
Did they do coke- by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:18:54 AM
this is bugging me now. I NEED TO KNOW AND DON'T WANT TO WATCH EVERY EPISODE.
Not true LP by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:19:50 AM
I'm performing surgery right now
careful man, don't drop that kidney by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:20:52 AM
Just make sure they have insurance ;)
yeah I have a cameo in "Sicko" by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:21:25 AM
i'm the hero
I don't know if ALF was male or female by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:22:38 AM
but I'd go Black and Decker on that shit
opened a can of worms now by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:23:01 AM
Yes, blah blah, anti american pinko bastards, useless neo con fucktards/ wingnuts. I've just summarised the next 50 posts.
LOLOLOL by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:23:51 AM
neo con fucktards
think he was male by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:24:13 AM
not sure though. Don't really want to find out. He might make a nice fur coat though. DID THEY DO DRUGS? this has become really important to me.
Thank God we were given Entourage... by AdrianVeidt	Jul 5th, 2007 10:26:15 AM
...to balance out the sea of estrogen.
I hope they get Tony Scott to direct by Spandau Belly	Jul 5th, 2007 10:28:31 AM
I think his style of whizbangery would really add something to the show's feel. Especially if during SJP's narration he does that thing where he sticks blocks of text of people are saying all over the screen. Scott will probably also get Denzel to play Mr. Big.
Godzilla by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:28:51 AM
There's really the potential to say that Matthew Broderick was able to tame Godzilla, but its way too cheap a joke for me to stoop to saying it. Instead, I'll take the high road and say SJP looks like a retired showjumper with a buck tooth smile.
Everything wrong about women.... by Dr Gregory House	Jul 5th, 2007 10:32:10 AM
can be seen in this show. This shite will make money. Go ahead and kill me now.
So much hate for SATC ... by BringingSexyBack	Jul 5th, 2007 10:33:20 AM
What, you guys think Battlestar Galactica is an accurate portrayal of life for space refugees? I can see why people who saw maybe a season or two, or just a handful of episodes can hate the show. But it was more than that. It was an honest show with great characters. These women made some terrible relationship choices and it was written that way, because that's how life is. People do make bad choices. Just watch Jerry Springer. In the end, each one of them ended up with their perfect match, but it was a long road getting there, just like in real life. So they fucked a lot of guys. Wouldn't you fuck a lot of girls if given the opportunity and you actually left your basements once in a while?
I'm doing film and history... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 10:33:43 AM
in all fairness it involves a lot more practical work (theres a big documentary segment nad a lot of running around with equipment)and the written segments depends on how much extensive work you want to do-you can take it very seriously or you can easily coast through-unfortunatly there are a lot of jokers farting around. Although my ex is a medical student and Ive experienced the level of study...she was (is) a pain in the ass so I dont really throw much sympathy down that path anymore-silly but you dont know how big a pain in the ass she was(is) man.....I should have showed her a bit O Ron action to mellow her out....
BSB by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:34:22 AM
it wasn't honest. Seriously. Unless they did coke. There is no way those characters didn't do drugs. WHY WILL NO-ONE TELL ME.
New York by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:34:48 AM
who cares
I'd rather not watch Jerry Springer. by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:35:41 AM
and because it bears repeating- DID THEY DO DRUGS?
SJP does have a big horse head by BringingSexyBack	Jul 5th, 2007 10:35:51 AM
Can't get around that.
BSB by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:36:01 AM
Its a show where the drama isn't dramatic, and the situations aren't funny. What you're left with is annoying people talking about relationship crap. LostProphet - they probably all did pot a few times, maybe soma that der crack.
Nacho. Well done, mate. Genuine coffee sprayage occured by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jul 5th, 2007 10:36:42 AM
Great list too. How about Lisa Bonet from Angel Heart? Mmmm. Incesty!
LP-I'm sure at least one of them had to by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:37:16 AM
or they were just high from all the semen in their digestive systems
pot, pah, by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:37:48 AM
Isn't one of them a media type fashionista, one a hot shot lawyer, and a third in PR- women like that would do enough coke to give the Gallagher brothers a fucking aneuryism. Therfore if they weren't doing coke it isn't realistic. Or at least Ecstasy.
Drugs ... by BringingSexyBack	Jul 5th, 2007 10:38:20 AM
I recall Samantha did Ecstacy to enhance the sex (it backfired because it made her tell the guy she loved him, heh). Other than that I don't remember any drug use. Maybe some pot.
fucken bored by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:38:48 AM
Diet pills (though full of speed) do not count.
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:39:30 AM
HAH, they had all the blow and crack they could stomach. heee
neither does pot by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:39:37 AM
Now you mention it, I remember the Ecstasy episode. NOT REALISTIC I TELLS YA.
a one off doesn't count either by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:40:29 AM
they should have the ghost of pablo fucking escobar chopping lines for them.
at least it gave Kyle Mac Lachlan work... by RockLobster800	Jul 5th, 2007 10:41:50 AM
seriously I have a soft spot for the guy based entirley on Agent Cooper-when I was 16I dyed my hair black to get a little bit closer to Cooper-ness...oh yeah...Im THAT sad
Chili by BringingSexyBack	Jul 5th, 2007 10:43:05 AM
It's a show directed primarily at women, so all that talk about relationships is pretty much par for the course. The thing is, the first season's interaction was probably more 'realistic' but they improved the writing quite a bit, to the point where it was not realistic but very entertaining. It's like Dawson's Creek and Gilmore Girls. Do people talk like that? No. But it's entertaining and clever. It's not dumbed down. And isn't that what we want from TV?
Blow and Crack hahaha by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:43:42 AM
priceless
I loath and despise the 1 hour J crew commercial by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:44:08 AM
that is Dawson's Crack. Are you ovulating BSB?
Sex In The City 2: Whore Harder by Dr Gregory House	Jul 5th, 2007 10:44:44 AM
or "My girlfriend had lesbian sex with horse face while on coke and all I got was this lousy t-shirt....and VD.
no they didn't by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:44:58 AM
they heard semen has calories so barfed it up immediatly.
LP - The last thing we want SATC to glamorize by BringingSexyBack	Jul 5th, 2007 10:46:20 AM
is drug use.
righto, I'm off by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:46:44 AM
have fun chaps. why can't I spell loathe today?
BringingSexyBack by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:46:45 AM
I hate it when shows spruce up dialogue. Sorkin pulls it off, but the rest of the time it pulls me out of the moment. In a show like Deadwood it works because they're all a bunch of cowboys from the old days, but most of the other stuff on TV has no real flow to it. I can't blame SITC entirely for this, as the A-Team (awesome action) had atrocious dialogue too.
you can't have it both ways. by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:47:46 AM
Either it is realistic or presenting a glamorised utterly fictitious lifestyle. I go with the latter. I just wanted you to admit it.
LP - I only saw Dawson's 2 or 3 times, it wasn't for me by BringingSexyBack	Jul 5th, 2007 10:47:52 AM
But I gave Gilmore Girls a try for two seasons. Now I'm full into Dancing With The Stars? Am I ovulating? Like a bitch.
I would have watched US dancing thing by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:49:11 AM
just to watch that horrible shrew with one leg fall over. I don't like McCartney either but she is truly dreadful. Am really off now.
the SATC girls by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:49:14 AM
are the type of girls, that are older and you know you can fuck. So you take them home, do the nastiest shit possible that you can think of to do to them, then laugh about it with your buddies the next day. That's what the show would be like if they did it from the guys perspective. "Dude, last night I was fucking doing this old chick like all doggy style, and my buddy was hiding in the closet. So I pulled out, and he jumped in and shoved it in her ass. Then he put on this Werewolf mask he has, and she's got like no idea he's there, so he spits on her back, pulls out, she turns around, screams and he spooges all in her stupid face. Werewolf Ass Fuck. Classic. That bitch was dumb."
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:49:14 AM
How funny would a show where the characters got high on drugs all day, did no work and watched crappy Segal films be? I tell ya, that'd be the greatest show ever.
chilli and kloipy by Lost Prophet	Jul 5th, 2007 10:50:39 AM
I would watch that. kloipy that is the funniest thing I have read all day. Kudos. AM really, really going,
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:50:54 AM
That'd be the third greatest show ever. Call it 'Shags In The Town' and have it set in London, with these complete assholes doing the sickest stuff possible to bored housewives.
Aint it Cool the show? Chilli by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:51:31 AM
perhaps
Take it easy LP by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:52:19 AM
enjoy the day
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:53:01 AM
A sitcom where Harry, Moriarty, Vern, Merrick, Quint and the fake lesbian chick live in a house and watch shitty films all day? Not sure if I'd watch it, John Goodman would never play Harry and without him the show'd have no credibility.
I'd go see the movie IF... by Dr Gregory House	Jul 5th, 2007 10:53:24 AM
Les Claypool as that 'neck in the "My Name Is Mud" video fudge-packs Kristen Davis with his non-lubed shovel stick.
off to lunch by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 10:55:11 AM
keep this TB going guys and gals
House by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 10:57:00 AM
Would shaky-cam be involved for maximum MTV effect?
Kloipy... by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 10:57:03 AM
You just answered yourself. New York cares about New York.
Peter Jackson for JLA! by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 11:05:02 AM
Peter Jackson for JLA!
Huh? by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 11:08:42 AM
I post something near OT, it doesn't show up. I post a Peter Jackson for JLA! and not does it go on fine, but the other post finally shows up... WTF?
Peter Jackson for JLA! by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 11:11:44 AM
8 out of 10 TB's love it... What? We were talking about pussy right? Oh well, back to it. Peter Jackson for JLA!
UltimaRex by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:11:54 AM
Your posts showed up in the main page with the article, but you couldn't access them by clicking them, and entering the TB didn't show them. I blame Christopher Lloyd
Why? by wowsucks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:15:37 AM
Wtf. It's like Golden Girls on the big screen. Yuck!
What the (gunshot)? by Mike_D	Jul 5th, 2007 11:18:42 AM
I think we said what we needed to say with the tv series.
wowsucks by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:22:22 AM
Could be worse I suppose. Could be Golden Girls In The City.
Mike_D by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:23:00 AM
Feminism blows?
I would do each and every Golden Girl by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:24:21 AM
geritol
I would please them all at the same time... by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:25:12 AM
... with an early bird special, my treat.
ZombieSolutions by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:25:52 AM
Perhaps if they had gay dogs?
take em' to Old Country Buffet by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:28:02 AM
then do em' on the grass at a Conway Twitty concert
I'd take them to Tijuana by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:30:27 AM
Buy them some maraccas, hire a Mariachi. What happens in Tijuana, stays in Tijuana.
SJP = The witch in Chorlton & The Wheelies by kingralphuk	Jul 5th, 2007 11:31:00 AM
and you know Im telling the truth... http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/im ages/38187000/jpg/_38187254_wi tch_150.jpg
Rue Mclanahan donkey show by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:31:33 AM
sounds interesting
Yeah... by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:33:35 AM
You go and you think its going to be cool because its a chick with a donkey, but the chick has no hands the donkey is blind, so really its just the equivilent of trying to put a stapler throught a letterbox.
Estelle Getty likes it in the dentures by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:33:58 AM
that's why her nickname is Gumby
Gotta love how... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:35:00 AM
45 year old virgin guys living in north dakota who havent seen the sunlight since 1984 somehow know how realistic the show is or isnt... Its more realistic then most shows on TV. And they did weed as well, at least Samantha did... I just watched the last 2 episodes and she had a nice doobie going, though think it was for the breast cancer recovery. Then again alomst 99% positive pot is used a couple times in the series... oh definitely Carrie did some when she had that boyfriend who still lived with the parents.. remember they came home and he said oh this is carries and carrie was like fine you little bitch, peace out to you... oh wait, ok, thats right, this is my weed then.. and she snatched the whole bag and they all toked up later I think too with that bag...
One other thing by kingralphuk	Jul 5th, 2007 11:35:56 AM
Didn't the slutty character get breast cancer at the end of the show...sounds like a right barrel of fucking laughs for a 2 hour movie that nobody cares about !
YouIgnorantGeeks by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:37:07 AM
Dude, I see sunlight. Its coming in through the door now actually and... OH GOD, ITS BURNS. WHY DIDN'T I HIDE UNDER MY BED? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the parents came home... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:37:35 AM
Thats what I meant by "they" and little momma boy bitch got all scared they would know he smoked so he said it was carries... who then said fine its mine, and im taking it with me, peace out loser.
YouIgnorantGeeks by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:38:48 AM
Dude, you read really high?
LOL North Dakota by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:39:08 AM
Sex and North Dakota
Heh. by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:40:51 AM
I almost made an entendre about North Dakota, but Dakota F is a kid damnit, and I won't stoop to that level.
Peace Out Loser by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:41:26 AM
that's some award winning writing right there. I just think if it is a realistic depiction of 40 something New York women,than thank God I'm married and don't live in New York. Seriously, these women act like they should be on MTV's Next
Oh, and anyone else like John From Cincinnati? by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:44:00 AM
I think that show kicked ass from the get go but I know alot of reviews were mixed...
Well, my gf's not interested... by UltimaRex	Jul 5th, 2007 11:44:37 AM
...so that's it. Hmm... Need some kind of finishing touch... Screw it, stick with what you know. Peter Jackson for JLA!
GEORGE LUCAS FOR CLUEDO by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:48:13 AM
Ahnold can play Colonel Mustard.
Speilberg for Dora the Explorer by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:50:13 AM
We all want to see that movie!
BAY FOR HALF-LIFE by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:51:43 AM
Nicholas Cage in the main role, his tic of choice being that he snorts the contents of a tea-bag and says 'LETTTTS RIDE' whenever he gets on an elevator.
And she may have a horse face... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:51:43 AM
But she frigging has an amazing body... at least when she was with aidan... specifically when she got back with aidan and met him at a bar and saw him talking to another girl that was his friend... oh man her body was smokin. She has to get rid of that birth mark or pimple or whatever the hell is on her chin though. And frigging straighten the hair or at least do it wavey curlyish, cause its only worse when she has it all frizzy curlylike.
Did anyone wonder about the Land of Make Believe by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:52:26 AM
why in a supposed land of make believe the best they could do was hand puppets? that's more like The Land Of Shitty Production
SJP by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:52:36 AM
She wouldn't go for a bag over her head, so you'd still have to look... at... it.
Chilli by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:55:17 AM
"Letttss Ride" hilarious
But the face aint THAT bad by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:55:41 AM
Its attractive enough. I mean its 7 out of 10.... so at least its better then average. Sometimes it even scores an 8... though sometimes a 6... The body though is a 10 when she has it toned.
Dude by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:56:32 AM
Her face is a 3, her body is a 6. Which is a 9 overall. Now if both parts are out of 10, then overall she gets 45% approval rating. That's not good enough for me.
McG for GO! DIEGO! GO! by Darth Bauer	Jul 5th, 2007 11:58:15 AM
Lame.
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 11:58:27 AM
Nicholas Cage is my favourite bad actor. So much so that I have got to watch Wicker Man.
YouIgnorantGeeks, i don't know, this pic makes me by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 11:58:44 AM
want to hurt children http://content.clearchannel.co m/Photos/female_celebrities/sa rah_jessica_parker/sarah_jessi ca_parker2_GI.jpg
Chilli... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 11:59:59 AM
Her body is a 6?!?! Are you nuts? Well maybe it is now... but during that 4th season when she was wearing the belly shirts there wasnt a ounce of fat..
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 12:00:03 PM
When did Hayley Joel Osmont become a 'woman'? Wait... HOLY SHIT THAT'S NOT REAL POSSIBLY!!!
damn it kloipy... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 12:01:50 PM
I can't pull up the picture and now I'm all curious....
YouIgnorantGeeks by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 12:02:03 PM
Dude, you could be absolutely right, but I watched maybe one episode while furiously drunk. All I have to go is fucking rom-coms which have trailers that make me throw up inside my mouth at how useless her acting/appearance is.
wait, got the picture up... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 12:03:10 PM
Well she cant plaster her hair down or smile either. If she doesnt do that, and does her hair really nice, shes a 7 facewise.
MENOPAUSE: THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! by Kamala	Jul 5th, 2007 12:03:37 PM
If I want to get my ear chewed off by a bunch of broads yapping their mouths who are 15 years past their prime, I would just hang out at the local 9 west shoe store. No thanks. I will just wait for that Jaws remake they have promised up. Plus, if they can make shit like this into a movie, why the hell can't we get a Buffy/Angel movie?
Chilli, you NEED to see Wicker Man by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:04:02 PM
it is the funniest shit ever! Picture this, Nic Cage, bear suit, violence against women.
Kamala by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 12:04:40 PM
First of all, great username. Second, because this film will make a lot of money.
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 12:05:28 PM
I read Vern's review and spat water all over the PC. Not since 'Gone in 60 seconds' have I been so pumped for some god-awful Nicholas Cage 'acting.'
ive seen it by jonboy83	Jul 5th, 2007 12:06:38 PM
sarah jessica parker gets DPed in it. its alrite
YouIgnorantGeeks by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:06:42 PM
So all she has to do is, not smile, not do her hair all stupid, lock herself in a bunker 700 feet beneath the earth's crust, have her face chewed off by CHUD, then dropped into molten lava, replace her face and body with Angelina Jolie and then she looks hot?
YouIgnorantGeeks by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:08:56 PM
So what you are saying is that to be hot she shouldn't smile, not do her hair stupid, lock herself 700 feet below the earth's core in a bunker, get her face chewed off by chud, thrown into molten lava, have her body and face replaced by Angelina Jolie and then she will be a 7?
It was Samantha that confused me... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 12:09:40 PM
I mean I'd do her and all if she came on to me... but I wouldn't pursue her... and I don't believe that for some reason half the men in Manhattan did. She looked hot in maybe 3 episodes, and that was like one scene per episode... So hundreds of hours and she looked good for 2 minutes and 30 seconds tops.
sorry didn't think that posted by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:09:45 PM
didn't mean to do that twice, but i needed it in there
what happened? by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:21:54 PM
did this TB just die?
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 12:24:00 PM
I wandered off. Only so many times you can call SJP an ugly little donkey. Perhaps if we engage the TB in a debate about racial etiquette?
if we start that debate, this could go to 1000 posts by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:25:39 PM
lets beat transformers
YouIgnorantGeeks by Mike_D	Jul 5th, 2007 12:43:37 PM
Just because a tv show has people smoking pot doesnt make it any more realistic than a friday the 13th movie.
Nicholas Cage is genius by Spandau Belly	Jul 5th, 2007 12:45:15 PM
I want him to start writing his own action movies. And I really want a Ghost Rider sequel.
Spandau Belly by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 12:48:54 PM
I really want a Con Air sequel in Grindhouse style, where a plan full of convicts crashes on Jurassic Park, and they have to band together to avoid being eaten by dinosaurs/shot by the police.
There's a reason you 4 gals are 40 and single by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2007 12:49:34 PM
you're all horrible excuses for humans with no respect for any other life form existing on this or any other world. That being said, I'll take a blowjob post-haste.
I want a Cage/Goldblum buddy cop movie by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 12:52:27 PM
that takes place inside Kathy Bates Rectal discharge. "How did it get burned!!"
Great. We get to see Kim Catrall get naked again. by lost.rules	Jul 5th, 2007 12:56:33 PM
:(
Chilli815 by Mike_D	Jul 5th, 2007 01:03:57 PM
hahah, I REALLY wanna see that movie now.
Con Park by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 01:07:48 PM
Cameron Poe: Ah fuck fellas, can't we all just get along before these Raptors eat us.
KATHY BATES FISH TAINT! by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2007 01:08:38 PM
Time to dredge up the past.
The Bates isn't the past by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 01:11:32 PM
she is Now and forever
Sex & The City: The SAG HAGs by Kamala	Jul 5th, 2007 01:13:08 PM
Is the current working title, BTW
Boyd Brandon's Fish Taco=Bev's Taint. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2007 01:13:51 PM
That made zero sense. Back to the glory of Bates.
"Jurassic Convicts" by Mike_D	Jul 5th, 2007 01:14:15 PM
Selling a pack of cigaretts wont buy you survival HERE...
Jurassic Wicker Ghost by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 01:18:35 PM
Let's ride Kathy Bates's taint till the break of dawn!
Yeah a Con Air sequel would be awesome by Spandau Belly	Jul 5th, 2007 01:21:11 PM
I'd also like to see The Rock 2 where Cage and Connery actually go after the guy who really killed Kennedy as revealed in the microfilm (played by Lance Henriksen). I kinda want it to be more like Point Break where they bond through extreme sports 'n philosophizing.
The Wicker Man 2:Nic Punches Some More Bitches by Kloipy	Jul 5th, 2007 01:24:34 PM
Take that Ellen Buryston!
Jurassic Rock by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 01:32:30 PM
When the members of a prehistoric theme park are taken hostage by telepathic Velociraptors, only two men can save the day. Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery star in this ode to crap, a film where the acting is as wooden as the sets.
So they're what, all 60 now? by Mgmax	Jul 5th, 2007 01:35:24 PM
This is going to be like the second series of Are You Being Served, when the blonde bombshell was older and droopier than the old lady had been in the first series. Maybe they can just go straight to calling it "Golden Girls."
433RD! by Pennsy	Jul 5th, 2007 01:46:43 PM
Jeez, I thought this would be a shorter TB than Paris Hilton's jail stay. Egads. :D
Awww, that's nice of you, Pawprint. by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 01:47:01 PM
Feminism is a bad deal in my book. Women think they are getting freedom when they are really getting a big bag of crap and they end up divorced, lonely and angry. It encourages women to be manipulative and mimic the worst traits of men. And then they go crying to the government in the end to enforce their will, anyway. That's not to say it excuses bad behavior by men, but more bad behavior by women is not exactly the remedy for the struggle between the sexes.
SJP is interesting looking. Carrie is an obnoxious by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 01:50:52 PM
character, unfortunately, which makes her ugly, not matter how hot her bod is. But I think there is room for interesting looking women instead of the typical blow-up starlette.
Did any Cage fans here see NEXT? by Spandau Belly	Jul 5th, 2007 01:53:50 PM
I know Nicky Cage plays psychic card player who has to use his skills to protect national security, and that premise alone will get me to see it. But am I in for a treat? Is it as Cagetastic as The Rock? I know there will never be another Face/Off, but being second or third to that is no faint praise.
not the worst show ever made by BLWiseass	Jul 5th, 2007 02:00:20 PM
just incredibly mediocre. I forced myself to sit through 3 sittings with a now ex girlfriend until I told her i just couldn't handle any more. Those characters were incredibly annoying, and the "jokes" just weren't funny.
Spandau Belly by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 02:02:47 PM
Not yet. But the trailer has this one moment where he turns, his ridiculous wig turning with him, and stares at the camera like he just took the biggest dump possible. The world would be a far worse place without Nicholas 'THIS IS MY MEEEEECCCCCAH' Cage.
Disregarding SJP's horse face (it's such an apt... by rbatty024	Jul 5th, 2007 02:03:12 PM
description and it's amazing they used it in Ed Wood), she's just not a charismatic actress. She becomes real grating real quick. I think every guy who's watched this show more than once was probably forced by his girlfriend. It's kind of a stage of a relationship.
uM.. only reason I mentioned smoking weed... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 02:04:03 PM
Was because many people were asking and commenting on if they ever did drugs... thats all... And other Mike... actually there not single anymore... none of them are. Carrie is with Big Samantha is with Smith (again... now THATS the one big unrealistic thing) Miranda is married to Steve Charlotte is married to... um... bald jewish divorce lawyer.
SJP The new sexually transmitted disease?? by kingoflight	Jul 5th, 2007 02:12:32 PM
Ohhh sarah jessica parker ! And not stinky jushing pussy.. Why don't all these characters have Aids ?
"Four women acting like gay men in NYC." by RobRed1	Jul 5th, 2007 02:12:40 PM
Best burn of a TV show ever.
Rbatty... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 02:30:24 PM
Granted first time I watched it was at the request of my then girlfriend who had the remote and told me I would like it... But since that fist watching I was hooked and became a huge fan myself. I know lots of guys who are into it actually, some more then others true, and yes more girls I know are into it then guys... but I aint the only guy into it. Howard Stern always talked about it, as did other talk/radio hosts... and not making fun of it but how they enjoyed it... Not that Carrie was my favorite, she is a bitch for what she did to Aidan and I always was a Miranda person myself anyways (at least she realized Steve was best for after many a year). So yea... i take the show as a whole... not a show about Carrie, not even a show about all 4... but a show about NY in general, and these 4 women, and the men in their lives, and the dogs and cats they have... etc etc etc. My favorite characters were Miranda, Steve, Aidan... Carrie overall I wasnt even to crazy about as a character, cause again she was a bitch. Though when she did get her act together she had some good lines... problem is half of them she used against Big only to keep coming back anyway. That episode when she found out he was engaged... Big saying "I don't get it..." (in reference to her The Way We Were comment) and her saying "And you never will" turning around and walking away. BURN. But its only a damn burn if you don't go back 3 weeks later. And again the next year. And again the next.. But you have no idea how many of my friends did the same thing. Still...
Brain Dead Hollywood by CuervoJones	Jul 5th, 2007 02:33:30 PM
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YouIgnorantGeeks by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 5th, 2007 02:37:12 PM
Agreed, but that was closer to the end of the series, yes? Argh, I can't believe we're talking about this(as I franticaly try to keep my sac from falling off)
That episode I think was half way through run... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 02:43:08 PM
The first season was ok, just ok nothing special... Second was better... Third better still... Once they started to flesh out the characters it got much much better.
Fridge by Chilli815	Jul 5th, 2007 02:58:29 PM
She went self-bowling? Man, she really is a crazy chick. Who knew Venkman would be right all along.
Fridge... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 03:01:33 PM
Actually if any place has more fans of that show then anyplace else... its NYC, so Miss Liberty would never!
Zombie - the writers were not all gay men by WarmFuzzyBalls	Jul 5th, 2007 03:10:09 PM
The producer is a gay guy, but nearly all the writers were women. Granted, the show - for the most part - must've served as fantasy wish-fulfillment for them, but it's not THAT far from reality. It might seem to be pure fantasy because it's so over-the-top, but that's what dramatization is all about. Why is this the #2 TB on AICN? I'll tell you why. A lot of women-haters around here.
Snakes In The City by Phillyflopper	Jul 5th, 2007 03:13:51 PM
Now, that would fuckin' rock. In a very bad (read: not good) but let's hype it and make fan films sort of way. ;)
Samantha can be Tony's Manhattan Gumar... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 03:19:19 PM
Or however the hell you spell it. That would kick ass. Little cameo for T.
Kloipy, I'd do Bea Arthur... by Uncapie	Jul 5th, 2007 03:26:17 PM
She gave me a hard on in the "Star Wars Holiday Special." Either her or Clara Peller. She was the "Where's the Beef?" lady. Even the gal who was in that commercial that said that classic line, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" All hot mama-jamas!
SATCINO... by The Dum Guy	Jul 5th, 2007 03:30:07 PM
There, it had to be said.
er, I meant SITCINO... by The Dum Guy	Jul 5th, 2007 03:31:24 PM
Sit, sat, past, present, it is all the same.
Id second the horseface comment.. but I missed the boat by Tommy999	Jul 5th, 2007 03:36:00 PM
Ah well I 39th the Horseface comment
Warner Brothers tour/Sex And the City by Uncapie	Jul 5th, 2007 03:36:17 PM
Its pretty lame. They don't talk about any of the old stuff. Its all about the last five years. When you get on to the lot, the first thing they bring up is where they filmed the Sex And the City sceen with Sarah Jessica Parker smoking outside on Tenement Street and she gets stopped by a security guard saying she can't smoke on the lot. She says, "But, I'm in New York and its outside." Then we drove by. You could have heard crickets chirping on that one as well all looked at each other. It would have been more fun if they talked about what Cagney or Bogart shot there.
The show was only 6 seasons... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 03:41:46 PM
So if its the last 5 years they are only missing the very first season, which if I remember correctly was a shortened one at that... Isn't there like 5 SATC tours in Manhattan?
They need the job by hellcathannah	Jul 5th, 2007 03:48:22 PM
Aside from a few supporting roles what have these women been doing since they all paired off at the the end.
Funny, if not repetitive, show by r2hunter	Jul 5th, 2007 03:59:29 PM
I haven't watched the whole show but the ones I have seen aren't bad. It is semi-realistic (a little exaggerated) but the situations do repeat themselves. I don't think I'll pay to see it on the big screen though, just borrow the DVD from a female coworker in the future.
SATC: GET ELI ROTH TO DIRECT IT by Specktron	Jul 5th, 2007 04:08:47 PM
Those girls are due a holiday. Well, everyone IS talking about drilling them....
How come every guy watched this with his EX girlfriend. by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 04:19:20 PM
Should tell ya something. If she likes this show - run.
Talkbacks funnier than Sex in the City! Better jokes by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 04:21:21 PM
in Talkbacks than Bay's Transformers!
BTG got dumb real fast. by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 04:24:02 PM
It got worse the more chicks they loaded it up with. And girly men. True, dat!
Meant BSG. by superninja	Jul 5th, 2007 04:24:34 PM

Rock Lobster by deadshot07	Jul 5th, 2007 04:25:01 PM
Did you see him in Band of Brothers? He was fucking excellent in that.
A healthy hatred of SITC. by wowsah156	Jul 5th, 2007 04:47:05 PM
Sex in the City was never about the sex. It was always about smug spoilt selfish , ignorant women who lived in a bubble ,who couldnt cope with the real world. I found Parker to be grotesque. She was like a ironic tranny. If there is a movie, the only way for it to work is for the characters to be raped /hate fucked by a stalker who they all know secretly. Get Basic Instinct hack Joe"cocksuckers Esterhas to do the script. And have it has a poetic ending where they al participate in a snuff porno having the best zex ever. Also make sure they have a cameo from the Viz character "Ze Incredible Doctor Sex".
i'd do by El Borak	Jul 5th, 2007 04:58:11 PM
i'd do the "where's the beef" lady.
SITC the sequel: Does it hurt yet?! by wowsah156	Jul 5th, 2007 05:04:09 PM
The only survivor from the first film take sanctuary at a love cult in San Francisco. And is used has a clusterfuck by the community in the belief she is the " Belgian Starchild". After one clusterfuck too many (does it hurt yet) she goes all Frank Castle/Punisher on the love cults compound and it becomes a satire critique on Waco. Her final words are "ALL HAIL TO THE NEW FLESH".....
For the Love of God... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 05:04:28 PM
Its sex AND the city... Not sex IN the city.
For the Love of God... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 5th, 2007 05:04:29 PM
Its sex AND the city... Not sex IN the city.
"Where's the beef?" "HERE'S THE BEEF!" by Uncapie	Jul 5th, 2007 05:13:35 PM
Yeah, baby! That cougar's for me! I could slam her with some hot pork sausage! She's a stone cold fox!
You know what's really funny... by The Dum Guy	Jul 5th, 2007 05:13:40 PM
My Mother loved this show, and for that I could never give it any serious consideration for viewing. That, and Touched By An Angel... What in the hell is going to happen if Hillary becomes President? I only hope she's already gone thru menopause.
Terrahawks just called... by Specktron	Jul 5th, 2007 05:13:42 PM
..it said the SATC movie is off as Zelda is tied up in a contract with it.
My wife has never forced me to watch SATC! by eraser_x	Jul 5th, 2007 05:21:17 PM
Wow. I'm so lucky my wife has compassion. And you guys on this TB are funny, and it sounds like some of you are on drugs.
I watch Sex In The City... by ZeroCorpse	Jul 5th, 2007 05:33:25 PM
But only in the vain hope that the redhead will get naked and stay that way for a whole episode. Kim Cattrall is hot, but I've seen her naked already, and in better days. Sex in the City is Buffy without spin kicks and vampires. Herc loves it, because he's a 14-year-old girl.
Is Dee Snider available? by nostairway	Jul 5th, 2007 06:36:48 PM
The greatest rip is when Jim Rome refers to Sarah Jessica Parker as "Dee Snider in the city" She looks just like him! Seriously, this show is such a female fantasy. Older, less attractive women with great jobs somehow picking up younger, Adonis-like men. There's no way most of those guys would want anything to do with horse-face and her AARP friends. Guys like that want young model types. I'm from NY, I see it all the time. It seems like a lot of college age women base their whole life and views about relationships on this show. Maybe that's why narcisism is on the rise. Just a thought. As for the movie... They should get Michael Bay to direct. What's the sexual equivalent of a Bay movie? Bukkake? There's you're huge climax...finale!
Blockbuster. by RhesusmonkeyDave	Jul 5th, 2007 06:39:16 PM
Mindless, petty, shallow Drivel? This shit is going to OWN the boxoffices. Think about who they're selling it to! This isn't a movie, it's a mirror, so brain dead horse-faced America can admire it's self in between infomercials.
sex in the city vs entourage by Mr_X	Jul 5th, 2007 06:43:00 PM
one is for women the other for men. I couldn't stand sex in the city, the ladies apart from davis where plain creepy. sjp is hideous, old woman hands and a horseface. kim caterall, have you seen the wrinkles on her face? as said creepy. on the plus side, it does let you watch how preeety much think and over analysis everyfucking thing. to me it was just bullshit. the only way yoou'll get anyone wtaching this on this site if they're dragged to the cinema with their girlfriend. entourage on the other hand is the boys angle and everybit hilarious and true to life. the way the guys act and get into situations is absolutely spot on. i've just started watching it and have caught up on all the back episodes. its definately worth watching.
wow man, stewiegriffin has rage... by chiahead	Jul 5th, 2007 08:28:45 PM
i'm sure no one remembers, the post is like eight hours old... but i felt i had to chime in. all due respect to stewiegriffin, i'm a new yorker. i've worked on the show before. and i actually had sex just this afternoon. and erm... well, realistically or not, I thought the show was predictable, trite, poorly acted, poorly written (see above predictability) and is largely responsible for fugly girls who have fugly girlfriends suddenly speaking so candidly about sex, despite knowing that no one in the room genuinely believes that they actually get any. it also paints a really rosy picture of life in the city and while it's certainly an aspect of it... well new york is just so much more... but mostly i hate it cuz it was predictable, shallow, uninspired. And I guess also cuz i'm not a chick, and those things matter to me.
Merrick, that horseface comment... by Demosthenes2	Jul 5th, 2007 09:10:03 PM
was mean. Especially since I don't think she's an actress that assumes she's pretty in terms of her attitude; trendy and fun maybe, but not pretty in the way Keira Knightley thinks she's pretty, for instance. It is of course in the fashion of this website to deliberately say adolescent crap like that, but I think a slightly higher degree of manners, at least the ones that extend to basic human decency, should be expected of the webmasters. I can dream.
I'd rather eat scat in a jello mold... by DallasGoodbar	Jul 5th, 2007 09:29:51 PM
than to see this overhyped piece of tripe. This show singlehandedly fucked up the minds of young women everywhere. Harry, why is this even on this site? Are you smoking illy? Does the studio pay you to announce this news? Or do you find horse-faced Sarah Jessica Parker incredibly sexy? God you are such a puppet --and not the kind with strings!!!
I found a guy who gives a shit by WolfmanNards	Jul 5th, 2007 09:58:26 PM
...oh wait, he didn't know I was talking about the show.. nevermind. Nobody gives a shit.
Facelift for Miranda? by lordgrimplemort	Jul 5th, 2007 10:02:34 PM
Man, this is one long talkback for Sex and the City! Wouldn't expect that on this site, but since we're here, here goes. I didn't read the whole thing, so maybe someone mentioned this, but I think Miranda was on Big Love last week. It was just for a few seconds, but I think her face looked pulled real tight like she just had a facelift. Did anyone else notice?
Entourage kicks ass. SATC eats ass. by Lamerz	Jul 5th, 2007 11:17:21 PM
Drama and Turtle would fight over who gets to fuck the hot brunette chick like there's no tomorrow, and who has to get rimmed out by SJP's nose like the fat-ass bitch in the last episode.
SATC plot spoilers!!! by Lamerz	Jul 5th, 2007 11:23:23 PM
Themovie opens with SJP pontificating on life and getting a man. Then the other blonde chick talks about taking it up the butt. THe brunette is horrified, but then tries it out. The redhead is neurotic and tries to get a man but has difficulties overcoming her issues, sex ensues and she wonders if a relationship will follow. SJP gets fucked and ends up happy with her man. THE END
Chatty Old Whores: The Movie by Darth_Gonz	Jul 6th, 2007 04:11:26 AM
Now with more crows feet!
Lamerz by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 04:49:37 AM
Ah man, where the Hell is the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man? He needs some loving too.
this kind of ran out of steam by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 05:15:03 AM
but still some funny shit. The reason I was banging on about coke is that 3 of the 4 central characters (no scratch that all 4) would have coke problems a mile wide. Hence unrealistic.
Such hatred for this show... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Jul 6th, 2007 05:24:10 AM
Never saw so many closeted homosexuals and or virgins lashing out at the unknown...
YouIgnorantGeeks by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 05:28:05 AM
Oh great, bring out the 'closest homosexual' rationale. That's up there with 'yo, fuck u u haterz' style redundancy. I don't hate this show, but it does nothing for me in any way. Its bad enough listening to romantic clap-trap in real life, I'm hardly going to sit and watch a show about four ladies I can't identify with talk about their sex lives for an hour an episode.
Buffy? Veronica Mars? No..."Horse Face and the Cronies" by Spastic Retard	Jul 6th, 2007 05:28:22 AM
C'mon -- is this the best "grrrrl power" Hollywood come muster up? Did any male actually like this show?
I've fallen but I got it up by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 05:38:05 AM
yeah she's bangable
Alvin and the Chipmunks/Cum Dumpsters AND the City by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 05:40:36 AM
I just checked that poster out, what the fuck is up with the ghetto attitude? THEY ARE CHIPMUNKS! They look like they are about ready to stomp the yard.
Chipum MM: Because they always get it up by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 06:04:38 AM
I'm not sure the world is ready for Alvin, Simon & Theodore to engage in a brutal S & M orgy.
YouIgnorantGeeks by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:05:47 AM
seriously, man, if you are going to insult us do it with some style and originality. That sort of writing is straight from Carrie Bradshaw's asinine thought of the week column that she allegedly gets paid 7 figures for. BTW asked the wife last night if she thought it was realistic. She looked at me like a 6 year old, asked if I had been drinking tippex and openly wondered if perhaps I was a but special. So I guess it isn't then. She could have just said "don't be fucking stupid". I'm plummetting in her estimation, first I admit to the love of crap TV and films that dare not speak it's name, and then I ask a moron question. Am going to have to get around to reading Ulyssess or something.
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 06:10:16 AM
What bad films do you mean?
loads of them by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:11:46 AM
The Stuff, Surf Nazis Must Die, Chopper chicks take zombietown, Redneck Zombies (I love troma), to name but a few. These are just magic- so bad it's good filmmaking,
LP, Troma is THE SHIT by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:18:13 AM
Surf Nazis is great, Toxie, tromeo and juliet, nukem high
fucking hell forgot toxie by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:22:07 AM
other genius ones are Femme Fonatine: Killer Babe for The CIA, and Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid also don't forget that KEvin COstner launched his career in Sizzle Beach USA and it remains one of his better performances.
SGT. KYBUKI MAN, Killer Condom by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:23:49 AM
Sam Jackson's first was a Troma too. I believe it was about vampires. Blood Sucking Freaks as well can't forget Malfus
and that chicken zombie one by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:25:04 AM
see- I love crappy Troma films- just get drunk and laugh till you puke. THe wife doesn't understand and thinks it is a bit retarded.
certainly better than a Shit and the City film by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:26:07 AM
maybe this would improve if they added a few badly made-up mutants? oh wait they've got SJP. Never mind. Thank you, I'll be here all week- try the beef!
LP, for the best ten minutes in cinematic history by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:26:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =5sbBFROaJ-k
Yeah, my wife didn't think the kid head crush by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:28:12 AM
in Toxie part 1 was as funny as I did.
fuckers by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:28:21 AM
you tube is blocked at the office. Arseholes. They'll let me play on AICN, but not youtube?
SJP for The Joker by Silverglade	Jul 6th, 2007 06:30:08 AM
You know it would work!
that sucks man by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:30:37 AM
my work blocks a lot of shit too
heh- Strapline from Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:31:15 AM
Dead: Humans... the other white meat... Unless you're black, then it's dark meat... Or if you are Asian, then it's yellow meat... Or if you are Native American, it's red meat
Women who watch this program... by Pawprint	Jul 6th, 2007 06:31:37 AM
... have something basically wrong with them. Women who watch the new BSG on Sci-Fi make my little gentleman stand up!
Do you remember the Toxie cartoon by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:32:08 AM
who ever thought Troma would have a kids show?
yes! that was genius by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:33:29 AM
maybe Bay should make a live action version? i read somewhere that Toxie single handedly supported them for years. Some shit is too funny for words.
Troma is the retarded cousin you keep in the basement by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:35:37 AM
but you secretly love more than the rest of the family
am surprised the badly made up mutant comment got by by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:36:04 AM
where is geeks or BSB or the other fans of this drivel. 520 posts on shit and the city! maybe we can push it over 1000 talking about so-bad-its-good films?
that works on so many different levels by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:36:39 AM
as I bet Troma loves fish heads for food.
I could go on for years with the bad movies I love by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:37:10 AM
Ticks is amazing
haven't seen that. Want to. Wife said there is a limit by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:40:31 AM
also, I seem to remember one about flesh eating slugs that was fucking comedy gold.
Hobgoblins by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:42:46 AM
Troll 2, Troll 1, all the Critters, Leprechaun in da Hood, Pumpkinhead 2
1 word my friend. Ghoulies by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:43:17 AM
fantastic
YES- All of them by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:44:18 AM
I also love the Critters films- and the cinematic genius that is the Leprechaun series. how can a plastic irish evil dwarf not be funny?
I made the wife watch Leprechaun 3 the other night by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:45:19 AM
I think it was 3, the one in vegas, anyhoo she didn't even laugh when the plastic surgery chick exploded. I did.
Pretty much any Full Moon productions by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:45:41 AM
Puppet Master is so great
true. And I love the massive stinker Leviathen. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:47:03 AM
There are, however, films so bad that their pooness is actually too contaminating to get over and enjoy- shit such as Darkness Falls,
Troll 2 is so freakin amazing by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:47:42 AM
in how awful it is. It's almost like you couldn't plan to be that bad. I mean NILBOG??? That is such great writing
Oh I agree, Uwe Boll is the worst by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:48:32 AM
his movies aren't even fun bad, they are just shit
there is a guaranteed howler (pun intended) by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:49:52 AM
on BBC2 tonight- Ginger Snapes Back: The Beginning. it follows the diminishing returns law of sequels- and it is a prequel (if that makes sense). Ginger Snaps is great, Ginger Snaps unleashed is OK, so this will be awful (in a good way). Am going to get paralytic and watch it.
PWS Andersen by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:50:50 AM
fucking tool ruined resident evil- How the fuck was that possible. Not to mention AvP (which I refuse to acknowledge the existence of)
I think my wife thinks I have mental problems by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:51:46 AM
because I freak out of bad movies. Dude, Leprechaun the first one, when the kid kills him he actually says "Fuck you, Lucky Charms"
Also Freddy v jason by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:51:50 AM
generally so shit that it is painful. BUT KELLY ROWLAND GETS HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A MACHETE. just buy it- use the "skip to a death" thing on the DVD and watch it over and over again.
It's true. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 06:53:23 AM
sigh, its a cold cruel world for your lover of terrible films. If an outsider looked at the number of posts in this TB he would think AICN actually thought SATC was good, but the last 100 or so have been us celebrating dodgy cinema
Yeah and the rest have been by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:57:52 AM
talking about banging 80's chicks and golden girls
AVP is so awful by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 06:58:35 AM
I mean both series on their own are great, but come on! A predator would not team up with a human
not that we are a cliche or anything, but... by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:00:03 AM
have you seen the classic Hillbilly's in a haunted house. The title alone makes it worth watching. I'd rather watch any of this cheese than the torture porn drivel that seems to be fucking EVERYWHERE at the moment,
Freddy vs Jason by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:00:54 AM
had some good moments, but I couldn't stand the guy who was like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob. That was awful. I'm a huge Friday the 13th fan
Modern Horror is just shit by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:02:52 AM
I can't stand Torture Porn. With the bad movies that we love, i mean, most of them know that they are bad, and it's fun and gorey for the sake of how funny it can be, it's not scary. But the new horror just lost all notion of what makes horror good.
the most unforgivable thing about AvP by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:02:54 AM
is.... THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE- why on earth would you make a film about Aliens and Predators and set it in an inca-esque temple UNDERFUCKINGGROUND in the arctic? stupid beyond belief and not in a good way. other things to hate about it- the marking the kill shit, the intelligent Alien with the acid burns, the waste of quality actors, The stupid moving temple, the queen Alien being the size of the fucking temple, the predator nuking the temple, the predalien. I fucking hate that film, and could comfortably rant for ages about it.
Dog Soldiers is the nearest modern equivalent by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:03:56 AM
Anything made by Neill Marshall is automatically to be seen. GIVE THE MAN ALIEN.
FvJ by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:05:35 AM
oh, yeah it is well annoying. WHy cast Katherine Isabella and kill her first? That's why you skip to a death (and even then only Kelly Rowlands). I love the friday 13th series. Except Jason Takes Manhatten. that was poo. And not in a good way.
The New Halloween by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:07:26 AM
Seeing a MM who looks like he just shot up steroids is something I simply cannot miss out on.
Neill Marshal by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:08:33 AM
I give that man so much credit. The Descent was so much fun. Just brought me back. Eli Roth gets all this buzz and credit for saving horror, i think he has ruined it. Because of the next few years of TP we will have to face. The Descent got pretty much everything right. I'm in america and they wanted to go with the bullshit, Juno is a ghost ending, but the UK one is great!
that is exactly what is wrong with modern horror in by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:08:49 AM
one film: The shitty remake, the blistering lack of subtlety, the po-facedness of it. AARGH. the steroids thing is funny though
I was surprised about that when I heard about it by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:09:37 AM
Struck me as a bit stupid really.
I don't understand the need to remake classics by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:11:07 AM
Like Texas Chainsaw, did we really need that remade? NOthing can touch the first one so why even try, especially if you are going to fail so badly at it and miss the whole point
heh, someone has cracked the ultimate by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:11:47 AM
Breakfast at Tiffany's zombie name: props to spike: BRAINFEST AT TIFFANY'S. Wish I'd thought of that.
LOL yeah I saw that too, by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:12:27 AM
I was like, damn, we should have thought of that
It's true- these remakes miss the point by so far by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:13:20 AM
and have so little subtlety. That horrible American Ring for one. I heard there is an American version of Battle Royale being planned. This is wrong.
Texas Chainsaw by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:13:27 AM
Why does everyone rate the original? I saw it, and it was so god-awfully hilarious in how bad it was I couldn't stop laughing. I still rate the original Halloween highly, but TCM was utter tosh.
It's far, far, better than the remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:14:35 AM
except for the hotness of Biel. I still crack a smile when wheelchair boy gets done.
Lost P by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:15:47 AM
Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy it, I just didn't get any sense that it was a well-made classic. But Wheelchair Boy's cruel treatment is hilariously insane to witness. Especially when they enter the house and leave him outside.
The original TCM/Ring by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:16:14 AM
dude, it is such a raw movie. It is funny in some parts but because it's so absurb it's horrifyingly funny ie the dinner scene. But it looks like it was shot on handheld and it is just crazy as hell. LP, the ring was just awful I thought, they were trying way too hard. Did you hear they want to remake The Birds? Done by the guy who did the hitcher remake
Fuck Michael Bay by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:18:08 AM
Fuck remaking the birds. Fuck Remaking the omen, Fuck remaking Amytiville, Fuck remaking the Hitcher. Fuck Remaking Halloween. I wish they would just fucking stop it
Wheelchair boy=Franklin by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:18:47 AM
That guy was such a douche, you couldn't wait for him to die
whilst I'm on this by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:19:49 AM
fuck remaking EFNY, Fuck remaking Assault on Precinct 13, fuck remaking the thing. When the finish mauling Carpenter's back catalogue who are they going to savage next. My money's on Cronenburg.
Don't forget The Omen by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:20:28 AM
they fucked that one too
Kloipy- have you seen Dark Star? by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:20:30 AM
genius, just genius.
I didn't by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:21:21 AM
I also remember hearing about an Oldboy remake. Just utterly untranslatable. So therefore a stupid idea.
OLDBOY! What's next Tony Scott's Ichi the Killer? by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:22:32 AM
oh fuck that's awful
Dark Star? Was that carpenter's first? by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:23:26 AM
I don't remember if I did or not
The Ring remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:23:51 AM
is one of my most hated films of all time. About as subtle as a kick in the balls. It is also part of the reason why Empire is a shit magazine: When it was released, Empire gave it 4 out of 5 with the proviso that if you have seen the original knock 3 stars off. Shitty criticism. Also FUCK REMAKING DARK WATER. FUCK REMAKES.
yes by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:24:42 AM
it's the one with the beachball alien and the bomb with personality issues. Am going to watch that tonight. just decided.
Dan O Bannen wrote it and is in it by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:25:48 AM
surprisingly good acting. They obviously didn't have a pot to piss in though.
Neil Labute's Audition by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:25:54 AM
it's PG-13, it doesn't have any needles, but it does have a vomit eating japenese girl with long black hair how makes the sound of a donkey
On Remakes all I have to point to is "The Fog" by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:27:43 AM
Booty on da boat. That line should have made the writers, director, and actors be castrated
shudder by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:27:49 AM
don't even joke, all too worryingly feasible. I give you Eli Roth's GOne With The Wind: Scarlett O' Hara is now a crack whore, who spends the film whipping slaves with barbed wire before fellating Rhett and castrating Ashley. With a teaspoon. Her daughter dies in a chainsaw related incident
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:28:08 AM
I'm planning a virtual (purely scripted, online only) version of EFNY. It can be done, you just have to respect the original enough to personalise the story.
The Fog by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:28:58 AM
Appalling. If TCM ISN'T meant to be taken wholly seriously, then I'd rate it highly because it was ridiculously fun to watch.
Everyone involved in the Fog remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:29:01 AM
should be forced out of proper film making and forced to earn a wage starring in Hard Core fetish corprophilia porn. Castration is too good for them.
Kevin Smith's E.T. by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:29:54 AM
Starring Jason Mewes as a loudmouth stoner and Ben Affleck as a deformed Alien. Rated R, for redundant.
Chilli by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:30:45 AM
I know they can be done (see The Fly for an example) but the problem is that the fuckers that do it have no respect for, or understanding of, the original and what made it good. I'll give you a belting exapmle: Halloween- why on earth does MM need a backstory? Only a dickhead would think so.
LOL LP!!! Corprophilia!!! by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:31:36 AM
dude, that's great
P WS ANderson's Casablanca by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:31:44 AM
Starring Pamela Anderson and Called Barb Wire. Oops been done. Fuck it let's remake BArb Wire.
Lost P by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:32:52 AM
I totally agree. All the stuff I've had ideas to remake, it always comes about because I want to gauge a similar feeling to the material. For example, Halloween should be minimalistic, because the second you make MM larger than life it stops working. He's scary because they don't push him as a myth too much, but rather an unseen evil. As soon as they make him indestructible in later sequels, the tension is outright gone.
not my line- by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:33:02 AM
It's from Christopher Brookmyre. I fucking love it though.
Uwe Boll's The Exorcist by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:33:48 AM
Matrix style projectile vomit
Uwe Boll's 'Mr. Smith Goes To Washintgon' by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:33:55 AM
Starring Michael Madsen as Mr. Smith, and featuring the cinematic equivilent of getting your eyes gouged out by an infected monkey.
some of the sequels were downright awful by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:34:05 AM
and not in a good way. I avoided the Buster Ryhmes atrocity after my sister saw it and said it was good.
PWS Anderson's Enter The Dragon by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:37:26 AM
Starring Warwick Davis, and Ewoks. With no kung fu. Set in spain. Nowt wrong with Warwick. He's a legend.
Willow, Leprechaun, Marvin the paranoid android by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:38:33 AM
classic, even though I was so disappointed in the Hitchhikers movie
Michael Bay's 'Die Hard' by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:40:28 AM
Starring Nicholas Cage as John 'AH MAN, THE FUCK'D MY HAT GO' McClane.
That wasn't great by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:40:34 AM
in fact, it was a bit poo. PWS Anderson's Dog Soldiers: set in an office. With no werewolves. The worrying thing about these pisstake remakes is that we are nearer to the original than the actual version. Why would you remake the Omen? with Julia "pan face" Stiles, and that bloody kid?
I'd watch that Chilli by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:41:36 AM
Michael Bay's The shining: lots of guns, Jack doesn't go mad, and ends with a big bang. He's also a Navy Seal and not a writer.
Hey, I'm NYPD by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:43:40 AM
Harrison Grueber: Yes Mr. McClane, but I happen to have an RPG in my pocket. And I don't mean the contents of my underwear... or do I?
Obviously no smoking. Or swearing, by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:44:34 AM
Rated PG-13: pretty gruesome and only enjoyable for those under 13.
With added MTV style shots by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:48:17 AM
Including the baffingly iconic image of John McClane choosing NOT to let Grueber fall to his death, and a helicopter passing above them for no fucking reason while 'Dude Looks Like A Lady' plays over the soundtrack.
Michael Bay's The Seventh Seal by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:49:22 AM
yuck. Uwe Boll's Taxi Driver. PWS Andersen's Herbie Michael Bay's Apocalypse Now (that might work , or maybe not)
Imagine the opposite... by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:50:29 AM
Spielberg tries to remake Aliens Vs. Predator and has a touching scene where a Predator and his son bond over shooting the Hell out of Shia Labuef.
Soundtrack by Aerosmith by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:50:33 AM
LOL AErosmith used to be good. I hate power ballads.
Aerosmith by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:50:35 AM
dude that was hilarious
Chilli by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:51:41 AM
I would watch that too. That could be great. You had me at "shooting the hell out of Shia Lebeouf". Kind of like killing Kelly Rowland in FvJ.
Check out Warwick Davis' Career on IMDb by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:53:43 AM
dude has been in a lot of strange shit. And some stuff that's just shit.
Aerosmith by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:53:52 AM
I really want an exploitation film with Tyler teaming up with Snoop Dogg to crack an undercover anti-rap organisation. Maybe Michael Bay can direct that, and we can have it be a three hour film with a forty minute car sequence which is twenty minutes of action slow-mo'd to absurd length. Also, Snoop Dogg will talk in jive.
Warwick Davis is Hostel by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:55:14 AM
in the remake they will eventually do
Nicholas Cage is John McClane by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:55:48 AM
Hey Grueber, you forgot one thing. I have a remote for that RPG in your pocket, and they ran out of gummy bears at the store. (Clicks. BOOM) - now how do you like those odds, monkey-boy?
Warwick Davis by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:57:02 AM
Would be excellent there. He could just laugh at people being tortured, and Eli Roth can say its a political statement on the issue of 'little-people' and the prejudice... and we'll just think he's a fetish loving doongus.
LP, chilli hasn't seen the Wicker Man remake yet by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:57:11 AM
have you?
No he won't- He's got standards by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:57:41 AM
And that might make Hostel good. Mind you Even the mighty Warwick couldn't save HGTTG. Wouldn't it be funny if the chick that directed the piano remade hostel? and rewrote it so really the backpackers toured Art Galleries and got married to Contessas. In a very civilised manner discussing modern politics and the Young British Artist movement of the 1990's.
I kind of want to. Even though I know it is a travesty by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 07:58:55 AM
ho-hum. Half of me is deeply offended that they could do something so appalling, and the other half is fascinated.
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 07:59:34 AM
I'm renting it today... HAHAHAH, LP, I'd love to see John Hughes direct a Hostel style sequel to the Breakfast Club.
The Wife hasn't seen the original for some reason by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:00:27 AM
And I keep forgetting to buy it. NOTE TO SELF. STOP IN HMV ON WAY HOME AND BUY WICKER MAN
LP by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 08:00:33 AM
What I know of The Wicker Man is this... Nicholas Cage, bear suit, violence against a matriarchal society of women. How can that not be the greatest bad film ever?
I'm rubbernecking at it by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:01:50 AM
it sounds like car crash film making of the highest order. Can't be the greatest bad film of all time, that is clearly always going to be Flash GOrdon.
Woody Allen to remake Cabin Fever by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:05:54 AM
I know times are harsh Woody, and you're not the same draw you used to be, but DON'T DO IT DUDE. Unless You cast Warwick. In all the parts.
Ashton Kuchner (or anton or whatever the fuck his name by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:10:00 AM
is) To star in remake of The Big Sleep. Opposite Jessica Simpson. Marlowe: Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how, how far you can go. Vivian: A lot depends on who's in the saddle. What's a saddle? Soundtrack by Aerosmith.
Warwick Davis is Shaft in Africa by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:14:48 AM
you know it would rule
The Wicker Man Remake by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:17:56 AM
dude, it is just SO awful. But it is worth seeing once just for how bad it is. There is this scene where Cage finds this burnt doll and he starts screaming "How'd it get burnt!" like 8 times in a row, it's hilarious!
the idea of Warwick Davis in every role by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:20:07 AM
of a film is just amazing. Warwick Davis is Lord of the Rings. Could you imagine an orc army of just warwick davises charging each other. And there would be no set or costumes, just shot behind some guy's tool shed and warwick is wearing hot pants and a "Life's a Beach" tshirt
it could get really disturbing though by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:23:13 AM
can you imagine A dukes of Hazzard Remake with Warwick in Every Role? it's kind of funny until the gruesome image of him in hot pants.
Rob Zombie's All The Presidents Men!! by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 08:25:53 AM
produced by Michael Bay! A high octane update of the classic tale of political corruption-Zombie focuses not on Woodward and Bernstein but on the villain-Nixon, giving him a backstory where he was raped by his second cousin and then by his pet rabbit which he tortured to death by knocking out its teeth one at a time. Audiences are confused by Bays insistence that Zombie set it in modern day and casually ask "is Nixon still president?".It rakes in 55 million due to its following of idiot teenagers desperate for gore (Zombie adds a gruesome final courtroom massacre)while Alan Pakula fans combined with people desperate to see decent films sign a petition kindly asking Bay to stop. Bays final words as the door was shut where "I-am-not-listening LALALALALALALALAAAA!!" while shoving one hundred dollar notes in his ears.
Rob Zombie's All The Presidents Men!! by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 08:27:14 AM
produced by Michael Bay! A high octane update of the classic tale of political corruption-Zombie focuses not on Woodward and Bernstein but on the villain-Nixon, giving him a backstory where he was raped by his second cousin and then by his pet rabbit which he tortured to death by knocking out its teeth one at a time. Audiences are confused by Bays insistence that Zombie set it in modern day and casually ask "is Nixon still president?".It rakes in 55 million due to its following of idiot teenagers desperate for gore (Zombie adds a gruesome final courtroom massacre)while Alan Pakula fans combined with people desperate to see decent films sign a petition kindly asking Bay to stop. Bays final words as the door was shut where "I-am-not-listening LALALALALALALALAAAA!!" while shoving one hundred dollar notes in his ears.
Rob Zombie's All The Presidents Men!! by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 08:27:18 AM
produced by Michael Bay! A high octane update of the classic tale of political corruption-Zombie focuses not on Woodward and Bernstein but on the villain-Nixon, giving him a backstory where he was raped by his second cousin and then by his pet rabbit which he tortured to death by knocking out its teeth one at a time. Audiences are confused by Bays insistence that Zombie set it in modern day and casually ask "is Nixon still president?".It rakes in 55 million due to its following of idiot teenagers desperate for gore (Zombie adds a gruesome final courtroom massacre)while Alan Pakula fans combined with people desperate to see decent films sign a petition kindly asking Bay to stop. Bays final words as the door was shut where "I-am-not-listening LALALALALALALALAAAA!!" while shoving one hundred dollar notes in his ears.
or what if you cast Jessica Simpson in every role of by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:27:33 AM
something with complicated dialogue requiring a range of accents? I'd love to see her cast in every part of Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrells. We could call cock, block and 1 flaming cretin.
obviously, Soundtrack by Aerosmith by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:29:25 AM
If studios realy read AICN we should get fucking royalties. I totally expect to see some of these greenlit in the near future.
Jessica Simpson in Trainspotting by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:30:00 AM
Just to see her go into a toilet
Jessica Simpson in Trainspotting by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:30:03 AM
Just to see her go into a toilet
and not throw up by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:31:08 AM
Zing! ITHANKYOU
Anyone here ever see Freaked? by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:32:36 AM
it's got Randy Quaid turning people into freaks, it's so fucking great
yes. Another absolute chucklefest by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:34:30 AM
On Remakes- Quentin Tarantino's THe Seven Samurai- sharp dialogue, jumps around a lot. Set in Japan. Starring Samuel L Jackson. Featuring Warwick Davies as the 7 samurai Soundtrack featuring lots of cool, but forgotten/ overlooked songs from the 70's.
a song for you... by longevitymonk	Jul 6th, 2007 08:35:33 AM
(sings to the tune of the Transformers theme...) "Mi-chael Bay! Jacks off in your eyes!"
Munchies by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:36:14 AM
starring Aerosmith and Dave Chappelle
Ridley Scott's Killer Klowns from Outer Space by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:36:49 AM
Cotten Candy Cannibals
longevitymonk by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:38:11 AM
fuck off. This is not a transformers Tb. There's enough of those elsewhere. Ron Howard's Surf NAzi's must Die. Starring Warwick Davies, and jessica Simpson as the old lady. Soundtrack by Aerosmith
Lost Prophet by longevitymonk	Jul 6th, 2007 08:40:04 AM
(sings to the tune of the Transformers theme, only much louder...) "Lost pro-phet! Licks my grandma's thighs!"
Eli Roth's Streetcar Named Desire by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:40:13 AM
Starring Warwick Davis As Stanley, and Jessica Simpson as Blanche. Skips over all that boring dialogue to the rape scene. Warwick puts it in her ass. Finale has Blanche tortured for 1hr and 45 minutes in the asylum. Soundtrack by Aerosmith.
Aerosmith the Movie by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:41:30 AM
soundtrack by Air Supply
who gives a FUCK about this? by septic sef	Jul 6th, 2007 08:42:14 AM
who on this site seriously cares about this?i want to hear some news about stuff like indy 4 or iron man not this mediocre girly shit....are you fucks gonna review girls united 3 when it comes out now as well?
Lol Kloipy by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:43:15 AM
ELi Roth Directs Sex and the city: Starring Jessica Simpson as Carrie and Warwick Davies as Big. Nut funny in the slightest but does feature groundbreaking rectal chainsaw scene (referencing his earlier masterpiece: Hostel). Soundtrack by Slipknot
Dino De Lauentis presents The Garbage Pail Kids Movie by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:44:04 AM
that might be interesting
S Club 7 cast in remake of Walter Hill's 'The Warriors' by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 08:45:11 AM
directed by McG!
you know what's really funny kloips? by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:46:11 AM
until I just mentioned a remake of SATC, we had been about 100 posts without it coming up until Septic sef popped in without reading the TB. This is no longer a SATC TB
Warwick Davis as Big by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:47:00 AM
LOL priceless
SJP to star in remake of National Velvet by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:48:09 AM
as the horse. Or Black beauty. doesn't matter.
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker in Lethal Weapon remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 08:48:34 AM
oh wait...
I know LP, I don't want to go back to SATC talk by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:48:48 AM
Warwick davis is much more fun
Will Smith 'n Martin Lawrence in Lethal Weapon 3 remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 08:49:48 AM
oh wait...
no, remakes are far more fun by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:51:38 AM
I wonder what I have against Jessica Simpson today. oh yes, that's it, she's more stupid than yeast and utterly talentless.
Warwick Davis in shot for shot remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 08:51:38 AM
of Casino Royale. Gus Van Sant has expressed interest and Mark Walhberg said he'd love to play LeChiffre.
Michael Bays The Moomins by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 08:52:02 AM
where the Moomins crash land on earth and start fighting each other on top of sky scrapers!! Word of mouth suggests "yeah, the storys absolute shiite, but the fights when they finally come are good enough....they only had thirty years to think this up so be grateful we're getting anything!" Bay announces next project-a 450 million dollar production of The Clangers-"the plot is that the Clangers crashland on earth and go looking for an escaped soup dragon. Theres like 50 scenes of clangers versus soup dragon fighting on the streets of new york-its fucking awesome!"
Spike Jonze's SPACE JAM by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:52:10 AM
Warwick Davis as Warwick Davis, soundtrack by Culture Club feat. Aerosmith and Tina Turner
sorry, meant no I don't want to go back to SATC by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:52:29 AM
should have just typed "I agree".
Sophia Coppela's Mac and Me by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 08:54:13 AM
Starring Lionel Richie and Warwick Davis, soundtrack by Vangelis
The Clanger's Reimagining by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:55:01 AM
Produced by Don Murphy: Quote on his site: I don't give a fuck about the whiny fanboys. We're gonna spend, like 400 million, and if we want the clangers to speak english with a new york accent and be 30 foot high inflatable sex toys we're gonna do it. It's our film, you fanboy's with your memories of obscure British children's TV make me sick.
Great chance by The Dreamseller	Jul 6th, 2007 08:55:22 AM
I'm gonna watch this! I will be the only man in a cinema full of girls!
Spike Lee's Little Man by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:55:56 AM
Starring Denzel Washington, Soundtrack by Toto
sex and the city movie... by longevitymonk	Jul 6th, 2007 08:57:06 AM
directed by david lynch, starring crispin glover as both carrie and mr. big...soundtrack by toto...
I seem to have forgotten how to use apostrophes today by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 08:59:37 AM
Red Dwarf is getting its long awaited update to the big screen. Starring Warwick Davies as Lister, Jessica Simpson as Rimmer, Kim Catrell as the cat, with Queen Latifah as Kryten and featuring the reanimated corpse of Marlon Brando as Holly. Set in a warehouse in new york. Directed by PWS Anderson. Soundtrack by Dire Straits.
David Fincher's A Gnome Named Norm by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:01:12 AM
Starring RuPaul and Warwick Davis, soundtrack by The Smashing Pumpkins
History Channel's Biopic of Steve MArtin by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:02:27 AM
starring Warwick Davies. Soundtrack by Brutha Lynch Hung.
Warwick Davis in remake of Bullitt by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:02:28 AM
directed by Robert Rodriguez in three hours of shooting in front of a green screen in his basement and featuring Bruce Willis as Chalmers, and Josh Hartnett as Johnny Ross. Music by Robert Rodriguez, editing by Robert Rodriguez, poster by Robert Rodriguez, stunts by Robert Rodriguez and apology for box office failure by Harvey Wienstien.
this is a bit harsh on poor old Warwick by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:03:49 AM
unless these get greenlit. then he should send us some money. I like money.
"History Channel's Biopic of Steve MArtin" by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:04:50 AM
fucking amazing man
Fergie in remake of Black Book by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:05:40 AM
directed by Robert Rodriguez, translation from Dutch into hammy clunky dialogue by Robert Rodriguez, score by Robert Rodriguez, tickets sold at cinema by Robert Rodriguez, popcorn made by Robert Rodriguez, squandering of talent in another poor career choice by Johnny Depp.
Dario Argento's 3 men and a baby by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:05:53 AM
starring Warwick Davies as all 3 men and Jessica Simpson as the baby. Soundtrack by the sex pistols.
Kathy Bates in Striptease by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:07:29 AM
soundtrack by retching audience
Kathy Bates in Showgirls by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:09:03 AM
a fun double feature at your nearest chubby fetish cinema. Soundtrack by Fat Man Scoop/
Is there anyword... by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 09:09:59 AM
on whether Frank Langella is coming back as Skeletor in this He man remake? Best thing in the original-"of what consequence are you now-this planet, these people...they are NOTHING TO ME!! THE UNIVERSE IS POWER!! PURE....UNSTOPPABLE POWER!!AND IIIIII AM THAT FORCE IIIII AM THAT POWER!!" Or is Warwick a shoe in for that as well. In other news Avril Lavigne is getting sued cos that piece of crap "Girlfriend" is a rip off of some song by the Rubinoos. Not movie news but aint it cool news?
Nicholas Cage and Fergie in remake of The Fountain by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:11:27 AM
Directed by Michael Bay. Co-starring Mark Walhberg as Cancer and Warwick Davis as Head Myan Warrior.
Kathy Bates is Sphere by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:13:10 AM
soundtrack by WHAM
Bryan Singer to remake Richard Donner's classic by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:13:57 AM
Superman. With an unknown. Sorry been done. Soundtrack by the sound of jaws hitting floor in utter disbelief after sitting through that 3 hour long bag of shit.
Paul Greengrass to remake Armageddon by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:15:01 AM
as a more personal handheld approach to tradegy starring Matt Damon as AJ, Kenneth Branaugh as Harry Stamper, and Meryl Streep as the asteroid. Music by James Horner.
Kathy bates in remake of FF2. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:15:55 AM
Spokesman for Fox said that "yes we know it is still in the cinema, but feel that it is so shit that we should frankly give it another go. We are ecstatic to announce the presence of Miss Bates who has the weight as an actress to convincingly carry off the role of planet guzzler galactus." Soundtrack by Weird Al Yankovic
Guillermo Del Toro's Care Bares Movie by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:16:17 AM
Starring Durmot Mulrony and Warwick Davis as the clover bear
Steve Martin to remake every classic comedy around by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:17:15 AM
None of them to be funny
Care Bears not Bares by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:18:33 AM
That's a whole different movie
Steve Martin to remake the 80's by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:18:36 AM
soundtrack by one man's desperate search for the last time he was funny. Warwick Davies to hit him with stick until he apologises for raping the Pink Panther.
Tarantino's remake of Plane 9 From Outer Space by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 09:18:49 AM
starring Uma Thurman as the Plan and Brian Blessed as Outer Space. Quote from QT-"Yeah, is just as poorly produced and utterly shit as those old sci-fi B movies. If your looking for a good film dont come here-its gonna rock your cocks of with its crappness! Remeber all those nights when you where a kid flicking through the stations and you saw something that looked okay or maybe you watched cos it was "ironic" or whatever and turned over cos it was SOO shit-this is my homage to those...I said to myself "Quentin, if you havent made the worst piece of cinematic fecal matter in the history of movies you arent as talented as you think you are"
Care bares! by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:19:37 AM
disturbing.
Uwe Boll to remake Basic Instinct by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:22:09 AM
watch out for disturbing leg crossing scene where Warwick Davies reveals to stunned audience of police officer that he is not wearing underwear. Also starring Michael Douglas, as he clearly needs the work. Soundtrack by A-Ha
Harmony Korine's Dirty Dancing 2:Havana Nights by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:24:12 AM
Bunny Kid pisses in Havana
If I may... by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 09:25:02 AM
not to go back to the original topic but I'll just say that if we have to have a movie of a TV show fuck Sex and the shitty-wheres my Wonderfalls movie?! or an Arrested Development flick?! or God damn it even Serenity 2....
Coming to a bin near you: by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:28:06 AM
Michael Bay produces and Uwe Boll Directs the remake of Lost in Translation. Starring Warwick davies (who only speaks urdu). Watch him slaughter every man woman and child in tokyo with a smokin' AK-47. Includes iconic action sequences where he single handedly batters 15 sumo wrestlers. At least we think it does, we can't tell from the editing and shakycam. Devastatingly written- (Warwick says "My Bad" in urdu and then pisses on the corpse of Emporer Hirohito). Soundtrack, obviously, by Aerosmith as you really don't want to miss a thing
Walt Disney Presents: Salo 120 days of Sodomy by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:28:57 AM
Starring Warwick Davis as 120 days and Michael Bay as Sodomy, soundtrack by Primus and Tag Team
lobster by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:29:15 AM
even if you did get those, it would be directed by Bay and aimed at a 14 year old cretin. Be careful what you wish for.
Ghost Rider by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:29:41 AM
Just rented. They didn't have Wicker Man, so Nicholas Cage starring in an adaptation of a pathetic comic-book should suffice.
Rosie Perez is Suburban Commando by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:31:11 AM
with Warwick Davis as the bottle of Lysol
hey chilli- you've missed a lot. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:31:14 AM
am unsure about GR. Everyone I know says it is poo. And cage seems to have a hedgehog raping his scalp.
Spike Lee to direct the by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:32:44 AM
film version of this TB. Warwick davies just to read out posts. Soundtrack by Grand master Flash. Would be gold I tell's ya
Warwick Davis IS Jason Bourne by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:32:51 AM
Directed by Will Smith and featuring the classic scene in making where Warwick says 'YO GO DA, YO GO DAH, YO GO DAH' and gets his ass arrested for impersonating a rapper.
Ghost Rider is SO bad by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:32:58 AM
CGI is horrible, acting is horrible, from what I saw there wasn't any fighting, but Eva Mendes's tits look wonderful
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:33:53 AM
But he plays a man on fire, and its got plotholes the size of Rosie's box. That and Sam Elliot - that HAS to be a great bad film.
I like Eva Mendes Tits. They make me smile. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:33:56 AM
maybe we need to cast her in some ideas.
I know, the flaming head thing has real by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:34:57 AM
potential for awful greatness. Doesn't it also have Peter Fonda in it?
Kathy Bate's Used Tampon is The Scarlet Letter by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:35:02 AM
Warwick Davis as applicator
Eva Mendes by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:35:08 AM
In Stuck On You, Matt Damon was as stiff as her nipples. Think about THAT.
Eva Mendes to star in remake of Erin Brockovic by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:35:48 AM
Julia Roberts to never appear in another film. Ever. Soundtrack by I FUCKING WISH.
LP by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:35:58 AM
Peter Fonda, Nicholas Cage, Sam Elliot and Eva Mendes in a comic-book film. That's the most fucked up casting ever.
Ghost Rider is Bad BAd by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:36:06 AM
Wicker man is Good Bad
Michael Bays Arrested Development by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 09:36:27 AM
where the Bluths crash land on earth and start shooting barbed witticisms (and machine guns) at each other in the streets of New York. Bay recieves criticism for painting flames on Tobias's moustache but reply's with a shift "Ill put flames on it if I want cos its MY movie and you cant have any!!" before sitting sulking on the bottome step.
might have to watch it now by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:36:51 AM
I must be going nuts.
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:37:13 AM
But Nicholas Cage collects fucking gummy bears? How can that be bad-bad?
feel need to pick on steve martin some more by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:38:55 AM
Steve Martin to remake his own classic The Man with 2 Brains. General public respond with utter disbelief at the depths he has sunk to. Warwick Davies to beat him with stick. Soundtrack by the sound of a toilet flushing as it takes the last of his career with it.
Chilli, trust me by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:39:26 AM
See it for yourself, it's LONG, and NOTHING happens. Maybe if you toke before it might be better
Sex and the City: Cougar Den by Lance Rock	Jul 6th, 2007 09:39:53 AM
I'd pay to see that
Michael Bay by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:39:58 AM
He's invited to make a film about 9/11, and he can't help but stylicise it up. The world has him arrested and they proclaim the first 'logic-bill' for people making stories about real events. Cinema fans rejoice. Michael Bay says he only wishes Will Smith coulda yelled 'DAMN' in a loud falsetto voice to end the film.
Steve Martin IS... by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:41:12 AM
... A schoolteacher trying to inspire crack-addicted teenagers to learn multiplication, only to find that love can't conquer all when you get a belly full of lead. Rated PG-13.
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:42:03 AM
I'm hoping its really, really awful, because Nicholas Cage is the finest bad actor the world has ever seen. But please, please don't let it be boring. I hate boring films.
chili by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:42:19 AM
that synopsis sounds exactly like the Bay remake of "To Sir With Love"
John Woo to remake MI2 by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:43:46 AM
because it was shit. Tom Cruise to be excommunicated from Church of Scientology. Katie Holmes second baby to be black. Tom thinks it is a thetan.
Steve Martin by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:44:14 AM
Anyone ever see Sgt Bilko? The only comedy that is absolutely awful, but still funny because its so amazingly cheesy and ridiculous. It actually becomes to bad at points that it becomes funny again.
John Woo to remake MI2 by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:44:52 AM
MORE DOVE.
seriously chilli by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:47:11 AM
Steve Martin's crimes against comedy are mounting by the year. Funnily enough comedies are the one genre that you can't have so bad it's good in, as if something isn't funny it just sucks.
Ang Lee's Down Periscope by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:47:59 AM
just think about it
GIANT DOVE TO REMAKE MI2 by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:48:02 AM
John woo to be realised at dramatic moment to fly in front of cruiser to make him seem all arty and sexy.
Michael bay's The Ice Storm by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:48:59 AM
Starring Shia Lebeouf in every part. Soundtrack by Warwick davies.
Dude by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:49:15 AM
I dug Bilko. I'm not defending Martin because mostly I think he's just not terribly good anymore, but I will defend Bilko, and... MORE DOVE, OVER THERE, IN TOM CRUISE'S GUN. DOOVE
Shia LaBoeuf is SCARFACE by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:49:19 AM
directed by the American Pie bros.
Warwick Davis is March of the Penguins by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:49:58 AM
narrated by Flavor Flav
Lucy Pinder in remake of Run Lola Run by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:49:59 AM
would be the highest grossing film ever.
Shia Lebouef is BOND by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:50:53 AM
The son of James Bond that is, who is lured into a fountain by a playmate who proceeds to cause him extreme discomfort when she reveals her mouth is full of fucked up vampire teeth. Rated PG-13.
Spike Lee to remake The Wrath of Khan by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:51:25 AM
warwick davies in every role. Soundtrack by GIANT FUCKING DOVE. fair enough. i thought bilko was shit personally, but a fuck sight better than father of the bride.
John Cusak is Captain Planet by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:51:54 AM
Eve Mendes tits as Planet
Eva Mendes to remake Run Lola Run by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:52:21 AM
braless.
David Cronenbourg to remake Psycho by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:52:51 AM
Where we find out that the characters share a virus which causes them to act out of character. Shame the virus is never explicitly mentioned.
John Singelton's Ferris Buellers Day Off by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:53:14 AM
spent in da Hood
Eva Mendes to star in remake of transformers by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:53:24 AM
Warwick Davies to play optimus prime. Soundtrack by world asking "did we really need this?"
Cameron Diaz IS... by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 09:54:22 AM
... the worst 'actress' of her generation. Seriously, why so much love for someone who put on a shitty wig and remained stoic for an entire film?
Lars Von Tier's Lord Of The Rings by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 09:54:57 AM
Filmed on an empty stage in which the audience will have to imagine the Middleearth landscape. Warwick Davis as Gandolf, Vin Diesel as Frodo.
Eva Mendes in Rear Window by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:55:27 AM
That I'd like to see
eh? which performance was that? by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:55:44 AM
Cameron Diaz to star in remake of Rebecca. World to snort in disgust.
Warwick Davies to star in remake of..... by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:57:13 AM
Wales. The country. It really blows and could badly do with a remake. Soundtrack by The Manic Street Preachers.
730 posts in a SATC TB by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:58:25 AM
and only about 100 of them actually on SATC. That is great.
George Wendt is Spiderman by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:58:31 AM
Warwick Davis as Mary Jane
Sun to star in remake of by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 09:58:55 AM
THIS FUCKING SUMMER IM SICK OF BEING RAINED ON.
Being John Malkovich by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:00:31 AM
That and Adaptation pissed me off. Just flat-out strange films I can't dig.
Adam Sandler in The Notebook by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:00:34 AM
Billy Barty as the notebook
Roseanne Barr in Debbie Does Dallas by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:02:18 AM
Warwick Davis as Dallas
Warwick Davies to star in remake of by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:02:43 AM
Being John Malkovich. Film retitled as Being Warwick Davies. He play's every role. Soundtrack by Yes. Audience's mind to melt.
Matthew Fox IS... by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:02:53 AM
Pulp Fiction. In this new version directed by Will Smith, Matthew Fox plays Jules and Dr. Dre plays Vincent. The film deals with themes of brotherhood, trust, and problems within a racial community. There's a cameo by Charlie Sheen as himself, and a thrilling scene where Dr. Dre has to pretend to read from Playboy to intimidate three queens.
why Kloipy, why? by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:04:03 AM
What did Warwick do to deserve that.
Colin Firth to star in a documentary... by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:04:06 AM
... entitled, 'How many stupid girls did I sleep with and run away from in one hilariously cruel summer?'
Owen Wilson is Eraserhead by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:04:56 AM
Benicio Del Toro as Owen's broken nose
Michael Bay to remake Michael Bay by RockLobster800	Jul 6th, 2007 10:05:18 AM
he was noted as stating "I looked in the mirror and though Geez I look alright but fuck it I'll redo myself." Bay has now spent 40o million dollars on remaking himself including titanium knees, a adamantium shield to fend off criticism, Brad Pitts face, Jon Bon Jovi's hair, machine gun arms and a 50 million "shit eating grin". When released to the public the general reaction was "yeah, he's still an asshole but hes pretty cool looking. I mean he's fucking Michael Bay-you dont go to him for conversation"
Vince Vaughn IS Agent Dale Cooper by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:05:55 AM
Jennifer Anniston is the tape recorder.
Reanimated corpse of John Belushi by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:06:14 AM
to star in new project greenlit by Fox Searchlight studios. It's called slap Michael Bay. A spokesman announced that it is "based on the popular opinion of the basement dwelling troglodytes that post on AICN." Predicted massive global success watching a corpse pound the hack. Basement dwelling troglodytes burn down fox studios with Tom Rothman inside.
Michelle Rodriguez is Amelie by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 10:07:04 AM
Directed by Robert Rodriguez. The story would basically be the same, but instead of Amelie and her love interest (played this time by Jason Statham) setting up fun little puzzles for each other they would have a series of shoot outs featuring gimmck weapons.
Breaking News by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:07:23 AM
A helicopter flew over Michael Bay's head, and Aersomith broke into song. I understand armed swat team members armed with tear-gas have gone to stop the scene from spreading to other so called 'artists.'
Warwick Davies is by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:08:10 AM
Indiana jones in the new Remake of Raiders of the lost ark. Michael Bay to direct. Story and characterisation cut out. More stuff goes bang. Soundtrack by Aerosmith
Tom Rothman IS The Last House On The Left by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:08:42 AM
You'll notice the foundation is cracking and the house is for sale, but his asking price is too high.
Aerosmith IS Music & Lyrics by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:09:59 AM
Directed by Aerosmith, written by Aerosmith. Soundtrack by the surviving Beatles.
I was worried about all the posts here... by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:10:12 AM
saw the actual 'content' of the posts, became less worried. Faves are 'Rosanne Barr in Debbie does Dallas' and 'Reanimated corpse of John Belushi'. Carry on...
Brian De Palma to Remake Carrie by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:10:21 AM
Starring Nic Cage as Mom.
Uwe Boll project greenlit by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:10:27 AM
Finally the long awaited Grand Theft Auto: Vice City makes the jump to the silver screen. Warwick Davies is tommy. Uwe Boll starts crying when he realises that the film has already been made 25 years ago by Brian De Palma and is called FUCKING SCARFACE.
Tim Burton's Gone Fishin' by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:11:18 AM
Danny Glover still starring
Ron Howard to Remake Apollo 13 by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:11:43 AM
Starring Warwick Davis as Apollo 13. Music by 50 Cent.
We'll probably get banned for this by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:12:19 AM
seriously isn't there some rule about going off topic. We're nearly 1000 posts off topic.
Tony Scott to Remake True Romance by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:12:57 AM
Starring Sean Connery as Clarence and Eva Mendes as Alabama.
Uwe Boll to remake Schindlers list by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:13:15 AM
IN COLOUR! what was that hack spielberg thinking with black and white?
Tony Scott's The Science of Sleep by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 10:13:26 AM
Starring Mark Walhberg and Jessica Biel as a pair of neighbours with over-active imaginations that lead to a series of sequences of them thinking they're in slightly better than DTV action scenes.
Lost P by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:14:03 AM
It'll be worth it. But just in case, do you guys think a show about four silly women talking about sex has more merit than a show about 47 survivors of a plane crash who don't talk to each other about anything useful?
Brendan Fraser is Rain Main by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:14:04 AM
Tom Cruise as snow globe
Paul Walker to star in remake of Braveheart by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:14:34 AM
Timeline has prepared him for the role of his lifetime...bro.
P WS Anderson to remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:14:50 AM
uwe Boll's GTA Vice City. No-one told the useless hack that it was already called scarface and rather good. Warwick Davies to slap him with an Ewok costume.
SO I LOOKED OVER AND DON MURPHY WAS GUZZLING SPUNK by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:15:24 AM
out of an invisble mug. What a chud.
Clive Owen is GHOST RIDER by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:15:25 AM
Warwick Davis is Satan
Ja Rule in The Bridges of Madison County by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:16:00 AM
soundtrack by The Spin Doctors
So I looked and what did I see... by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:16:19 AM
Four skanky characters with various types of STD.
The Reanimated corpse of Alfred Hitchcock to by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:16:20 AM
remake Michael bay. With an axe. just for even considering remaking the birds. Soundtrack by applause.
Pedro Almodovar to remake Death Proof by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 10:16:54 AM
As a character study of Stuntman Mike's childhood abuse and evolution into a series of bizarre relationships driven forward by absurd coincidence but united by the themes of death and grieving. Penelope Cruz and Carmen Maura as his victims.
Fifty Cent in The Elephant Man by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:17:16 AM
Music by The Beastie Boys.
Eminem to star in remake of Dreamgirls by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:17:20 AM
Warwick Davies to direct.
Ice T is Alfie by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:17:54 AM
i can see it now
George Lucas to Remake Waterworld by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:18:02 AM
No water used.
Nic Cage in The Passion of the Christ by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:18:27 AM
He's a chemical expert, so he'll be okay. Warwick Davis to play a chemical.
Snoop Dogg IS Frank Sinatra by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:19:03 AM
Warwick Davies is Dean Martin
Snoop Dogg is Sherlock Holmes in by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:19:07 AM
The Dogg of the Baskervilles. Dr. Dre to play watson. Murder committed by cracked up ho. Directed by Uwe Boll. Soundtrack by Vanilla Ice
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:19:48 AM
Dude, you and K have made this the greatest TB ever. Bravo.
Deep Roy is The Indian in the Cupboard by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:19:57 AM
poor taste I know
great minds think alike chilli by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:20:26 AM
Snoop Dogg in remake of Scent of a Woman. Warwick Davise to play woman. Soundtrack by Nancy Sinatra. (don't know why)
Tom Cruise is by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:21:27 AM
The Indian in the closet. World massively unsurprised. Soundtrack by Liberace
Kathy Bates is Pretty Woman by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:22:06 AM
Doesn't matter who plays opposite of her. Really.
50 Cent and Warwick Davis in remake of Annie Hall by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 10:22:16 AM
Davis would be Annie and Fiddy would be Alfie. Jeff Goldblum will now be using a Blackberry to try and locate his mantra, which it turns out was lost on an island of dinosaurs where clones of people are raised to harvest organs for the wealthy.
Tom Cruise is by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:22:48 AM
The indian coming out of the closet. World FUCKING AMAZED. Soundtrack by Aerosmith, as tom really doesn't want to miss a thing
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is Tootsie by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:23:37 AM
Oh NO! This probably will happen!
Pillow, it's good to have you here by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:24:40 AM
It's all the original FTB people
Woody Allen to remake Cabin Fever by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:25:59 AM
(Done it before, but I think it is my favourite)I know times are harsh Woody, and you're not the same draw you used to be, but DON'T DO IT DUDE. Unless You cast Warwick. In all the parts.
Warwick Davis and China star in the remake by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:26:19 AM
Roman Holiday. China in Gregory Peck's role as the reporter with a heart. Warwick Davis as the beautiful princess who just wants to find herself. Brett Ratner directs, with Chris Tucker as China's wacky photographer sidekick.
"Dirty Harry Goes To Mars" by Uncapie	Jul 6th, 2007 10:26:22 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I bet we can unseat Transformers at the top by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:27:15 AM
Kathy Bates is TITANIC. No remake greenlit. Documentary series commissioned
Kathy Bates as Flubber by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:28:33 AM
how could I miss that one!
you and LP are on a roll by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:29:32 AM
plus I've had it with transformer tb's... Kathy Bates, Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell star in Witches of Eastwick..with Warwick Davis taking over the role of Jack.
Kathy Bates Vagina is The Abyss by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:29:44 AM
wet and full of James Caan
Warwick Davis in Small Soldiers by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:30:55 AM
It's a battle against growth
fuck yes! Fox Studios are pleased to announce that by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:30:59 AM
"Warwick Davies is set to star opposite Cameron Diaz in Brett Ratner's hotly anticipated remake of The Terminator. Warwick will play feisty Sarah Connors, who is being hunted by the Terminator, an unstoppable killing machine from the future. Cameron feels that she adds a certain something to the role that was missing from Arnold Schwarzanegger's frankly wooden performance in the overrated original. To show how cutting edge and in touch with the youth the production is the Terminator is to have Flames + Nipples. It will, of course, be rated PG13"
Kathy Bates Fish Taco in Midnight Cowboy by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:31:56 AM
Directed by Robert Altman's remains.
that's actually true...about KB's vagina by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:31:57 AM
Kathy Bates and George Wendt fire up the romance on screen with their interpretation of "Casablanca"...
Warwick Davies is by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:32:12 AM
Truman in Paul WS Anderson's the Truman show. WHole town constructed inside Kathy Bates. Soundttrack by Aerosmith.
Bernie Mac in Sixteen Candles by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:32:56 AM
his breasts are perky
Warwick Davis in BIG! by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:33:29 AM
Tom Hanks in Willow!
Kathy Bates is Willy by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:33:36 AM
She will be freed summer 2009. Warwick Davies, frankly, disgusted.
fucksticks by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:34:31 AM
that should have read: She will be freed summer 2009. Warwick Davies is, frankly, disgusted.
Dame Judy Dench is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:34:37 AM
warwick davis as football
Warwick Davies is Forrest Gump by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:35:43 AM
kathy Bates play's every female role. Directed by Uwe Boll. SOundtrack by Aerosmith,
fucksticks: the Michael Bay biography by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:35:59 AM
Kathy Bates to play Michael Bay. Directed by Bill Murray.
Cameron Diaz in Quentin Tarantino's Citizen Kane by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:36:32 AM
Music by Joy Division
Queen latifah is Connor McCloud by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:36:41 AM
in P WS Anderson's hotly anticipated remake of overrated 80's tosh Highlander. Soundtrack by queen (You know it)
OJ Simpson is The Running Man by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:36:54 AM
slow speed running that is
i'm out for now...carry on by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 10:37:29 AM
Saving Private Ryan, Ryan to be played by Kathy Bates. Suffice to say, Ryan ain't saved in this version. Warwick Davis to play the German army.
I actually like highlander- just in case. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:38:06 AM
Kathy Bates to star in Brett Ratner's hotly anticipated remake of IT. As IT. All of IT. Bleurgh.
Whoopie Goldberg in Panic Room by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:39:30 AM
you need one to escape her
Jessica Simpson is by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:40:02 AM
To take on the Anthony Hopkins role in The Silence of the lambs. Warwick davies to play clarice, Kathy Bates to play buffalo bill. Directed by Ratner (he already fucked up Manhunter so knows the material) Soundtrack by Aerosmith.
Paris Hilton in The Best Little Whore House in Texas by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:41:15 AM
warwick davis as pubic lice
Whoopie Goldberg's Fish Taco by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:41:19 AM
Directed by Macho Man Randy Savage.
Steve Martin is by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:41:35 AM
van Wilder Party Liason. Despite shot-for-shot remake film not funny. People grossed out by 50 year old creep hovering around young college students. Soundtrack by Bon Jovi
Hulk Hogan in Seven by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:42:10 AM
Directed by the other guy who wrote Pulp Fiction.
Paris Hilton as Godzilla by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:42:20 AM
deary Deary me. Sorry.
Warwick davies is Mr Nanny by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:42:48 AM
Hulk Hogan bemused
Paris Hilton IS Grease by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:43:11 AM
Directed by Frank Oz. Music by Timberland.
Omar Epps is Kangeroo Jack by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:43:40 AM
warwick davis hiding in pouch
Warwick Davies to star as Withnail in remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:43:48 AM
of 80's cult classic Withnail and I. Shot in America as it is far to difficulty to buy lighter fluid in Britain. Kathy Bates plays marlowe.
Warwick Davies IS SUBURBAN COMMANDO by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:43:51 AM
Hulk Hogan is roid-raged.
Warwick Davies is COBRA by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:44:45 AM
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Music by The Killers.
Warwick Davies is Tyler Durden by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:45:09 AM
in Michael Bay's Fight Club. World Disgusted. Soundtrack by Aerosmith.
This summer Warwick Davies is going.... by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:46:00 AM
OVER THE TOP. See his convincing performance as an arm wrestler
Chris Benoit in Parenthood by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:46:02 AM
maybe not so funny
nearly done it. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:46:55 AM
Soon a SATC TB will be number one in AICN. WE DID THAT! A proud moment.
Lil' Kim in The Other Sista by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:46:56 AM
this time she's a retard with a ghetto flavor
Hulk Hogan in Bedazzled by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:47:11 AM
Co-starring Meg Ryan as a ball of yarn.
Kurt Cobain in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:48:09 AM
Smells like teen suicide
Warwick Davies to star as Sally in Uwe Boll's by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:48:17 AM
reimagining of When Harry met Sally. Kathy Bates to play Harry. Soundtrack by Linkin Park
Kathy Bates is THE LEPRECHAUN by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:48:57 AM
Warwick Davies unamused. TB'ers devastated.
Warwick Davies IS Predator by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:49:13 AM
Directed by George Lucas. Rated PG-13 for scenes of mild terror.
Robert Blake in Shot in the Dark by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:50:10 AM
ouch
Kathy Bates is The Death Star by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:50:13 AM
obviously, a star wars remake is only going to be directed by 1 man. Soundtrack by the sound of wallet pillaging and laughter.
Warwick Davies IS Misery by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:50:20 AM
Directed by Warwick Davies. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
Kathy Bates is TERMINATOR by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:51:08 AM
Directed by Bret Rattner's pool boy.
Uwe Boll to remake Bloodrayne by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:51:14 AM
so shit he can't fuck it up any more.
Kathy Bates in Touch of Evil by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:51:31 AM
Directed by Paul WS Anderson. Music by MC Hammer
Warwick Davis is The Brave Little Toaster by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:51:46 AM
burnt to a crisp
Awesome by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:51:52 AM
Eleven posts to go before we get on top. Someone better take a screen capture as proof. :)
Stevie Wonder in Eyes Wide Shut by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:52:19 AM
no seriously, he's blind
Warwick Davies IS The Rock by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:52:30 AM
Lightly toasted
She can't be the terminator. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:53:15 AM
Cameron Diaz is. To be directed by Ratner. has flames on terminator and everything.
Stevie Wonder In Highlander by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:53:50 AM
Too soon?
Whoopie Goldberg as Kathy Bates salmon taco by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 10:53:51 AM
Directed by Michael(phoned it in)Bay Music by Motorhead.
Kathy bates is Buzz Lightyear. by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:53:52 AM
Disturbing.
Jamie Foxx is Joe Dirt by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:53:56 AM
sans mullet
can anyone remember how this Warwick davies by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:54:29 AM
and remake thing started?
Warwick Davies is Mohamad Ali by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:55:05 AM
Soundtrack by Will Smith
Damn you Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:55:10 AM
Warwick Davies is MAGNETO. Directed by Rob Reiner. With music by Ashanti.
Kathy Bates is Holly Golightly by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:55:38 AM
in Uwe Boll's Breakfast at Tiffany's
Martha Stewert in True Lies by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:56:16 AM
;)
Warwick Davies is RAGING BULL by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:56:22 AM
Soundtrack by D-12.
WE'RE FIRST by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:56:51 AM
Fantastic. Well done y'all.
Kathy Bates is Catwoman by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:56:57 AM
might possibly be an improvement on the Halle Berry one.
I think we were talking about Leprechaun 3 by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:57:33 AM
and we are the top TB NOW!!!!!!
WE RULE by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:57:54 AM
Fuck you Transformers. Juvenile but fun.
Tiger Woods is Undercover Brotha by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 10:58:04 AM
hahaha
Kathy Bates IS Goldmember by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:58:10 AM
Soundtrack by Rage Against The Machine.
What the fuck... by Antonius	Jul 6th, 2007 10:58:13 AM
Is going on here....
this is what they get when there is fuck all cool news by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:58:50 AM
and only endless Transformers TB's
Eddie Murphy is BLADEII by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 10:59:24 AM
Directed by Joel Schumacher.
Warwick Davies is The Godafther by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 10:59:44 AM
Soundtrack by Queen. Kathy Bates is Fredo
Carrot Top is SOUL PLANE by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:01:03 AM
Soundtrack by The Proclaimers.
Ally Sheedy = chick in War Games and by hst666	Jul 6th, 2007 11:01:24 AM
Cosmopolitans are much older than this show.
Lunch time my friends by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 11:01:43 AM
We are the best TB of all time once again. We changed a SATC TB into remakes with Warwick Davis. I'll be back later. Take Care guys
I can just see the look on whichever studio by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:01:51 AM
plant is monitoring AICN (if they do) to see how such uncool news went down. They are going to see the number on the side, open the TB and then endless film/ casting suggestions that no matter how ridiculous are better than a proposed SATC film. Antonius could well be one of them.
magic. Am outta here in a minute, by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:03:05 AM
But first. Uwe Boll to remake Arsenic and old lace
Hey Fox Studio Execs by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:03:19 AM
How about having Vin Diesel go teach Harlem kids history? You can call it 'THE SLOW AND THE DEAD.'
Warwick Davies is Lolita by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:03:36 AM
kathy BAtes is Humbert. Bleurgh.
Warwick Davies is RUSHMORE by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:04:24 AM
Soundtrack by Audioslave
Hey Studio guys by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:04:34 AM
How's about casting Warwick Davies in The Hobbitt? You know it. Soundtrack by Aerosmith
Warwick Davies is Beloved by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:05:06 AM
The film sucks anyway.
Warwick Davies in by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:05:42 AM
Million Dollar Baby. Kathy Bates as spit bowl
Hey Studio Guys by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:06:17 AM
Warwick Davies would make an excellent Son Of Indiana Jones. You know it makes sense.
Warwick Davies In A Beautiful Mind by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:07:25 AM
Jason Lee as a figment.
Hey Studio guys by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:08:02 AM
seeing as you seem to be so creatively bankrupt that you thin a SATC spin off is a good idea, why not remake TITANIC? it made more money than any other film, ever, and you know you want a piece of that. I hear Uwe Boll's free to direct, and Kathy BAtes can play the iceberg.
Hey Studio guys by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:09:23 AM
If you use any of these suggestions we will sue. We copyright all of them. SHOW US THE MONEY. Ooh that's given me an idea: Warwick Davies is Jerry Maguire.
Hey Studio Guys by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:10:10 AM
Warwick Davies as the Staypuft Marshmellow Man. Get to it.
Hey Studio guys by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:10:32 AM
Make a new leprechaun film. C'mon. I'll give you a few ideas if you do.
right. Am off by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:11:12 AM
this has been great. See you next week to sabotage another TB
Wesley Snipes in Manhole 2:Electric Boogaloo by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 11:11:41 AM
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Music by Rodney Dangerfield.
Uwe Boll Remakes Chasing Amy by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:11:53 AM
Warwick Davies as Amy.
Kathy Bates taint is: Easy Money by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 11:20:46 AM
Directed by Chewbacca. Edited by Joe Pesci
Stripes 2 :Hulka Redux starring Robert Stack by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 11:27:37 AM
Directed by Dr. Heathen Scum. Music by GWAR
Warwick Davis is War of the World by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 11:47:11 AM
with a boner he's a tripod
Is Sarah Jessica Parker Going to Show her Yambos? by Internet Thug	Jul 6th, 2007 11:50:05 AM
That's the only thing that can get me to see this..not cuz i wanna see 'em but I am a completist and i need to complete my trading card collection
Thug by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 11:51:59 AM
This TB is not for Sex and the City, it's for Warwick motherfuckin' Davis
Internet thug to star in Lost in Translation by Lost Prophet	Jul 6th, 2007 11:54:02 AM
seriously. Do you honestly think SATC can generate 1000 odd posts on a geek site? Am really off now
LP, take it easy man by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 11:54:52 AM
thanks for another fun filled day at work!
Kloipy by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 11:59:02 AM
I think we should try and get Warick Davies to post here. That'd be the greatest thing ever.
dude, if he came in here by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 12:01:30 PM
i'd probably cream my jeans. his user name Tinywonder69
What would Tinywonder69 say? by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 12:02:43 PM
'You people have too much time on your hands. Greedy bastards.'
He'd probably say by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 12:05:33 PM
"How do you even know who I am?"
Shia LaBouef is LEON by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:05:49 PM
with Lindsay Lohan as Matilda, 50 Cent as Tony, and Warwick Davis as Stansfield. This time it will be released as 'Da Pro'.
Walter B, in Deep Throat 6: Deep Throater by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 12:05:50 PM
Directed by Nicole Ritchie. Music by Jesus Christ.
He'd probably say by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 12:07:19 PM
'I starred in Willow, what the fuck have you geeks ever done?'
Kathy Bates in Ultra Violet remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:08:08 PM
Music in midi format.
50 Cent in Fiddy Easy Pieces by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:09:56 PM
With Lindsay Lohan in the Karen Black role.
Snoop Dogg in Philidelphia by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 12:10:11 PM
Soundtrack by Boy George
Warwick Davis, 50 cent, flavor flave, kathy bates by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:16:51 PM
Four Brothers.
um, drop the e from flave by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:17:44 PM
peeps.
Anna Nicole Smith's corpse in The Color Purple by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 12:19:39 PM
too soon?
Hayden Christiansan is Hollow Man by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:25:24 PM
Cause his performances are, er, hollow.
Princess Di's corpse is A Thin Red Line by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:26:57 PM
Sorry, the Queen was bad.
Warwick Davis 'n Vern Troyer in Point Break remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:27:09 PM
with Eva Mendes in the Lori Petty role.
Warwick Davis in WALKING TALL by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:28:36 PM
get it?
Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:30:20 PM
to star as the animals in: Jumanji. Warwick Davis to run for his life. After completion of Jumanji, the trio of "ladies" will roll right into production of "Gorillas in the Mist." Warwick Davis plays the mist.
Tim Story remakes The Matrix by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:31:59 PM
Neo - Steven Segal Trinity - Kathy Bates Agent Smith - Warwick Davis Mouse - Vin Diesel Morpheus - Nicholas Cage The Oracle - Ashlee Simpson Cypher - Shia LaBoeuf
Warwick Davis...Vern Troyer by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:37:07 PM
are... CRITTERS!
Warwick Davis is big momma in big momma's house 3 by Mr_X	Jul 6th, 2007 12:39:39 PM
soundtrack by ravi shanker. Thought i'd get into the talkback action
Shia LaDouche will Die Hard 4 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 12:40:31 PM
Music by Michael Bay. Directed by Duran Duran. Produced by Don Simpson and Eddie Murphy. Written by Eddie Van Halen.
Warwick Davis 'n Vern Troyer in Y Tu Mama Tambien by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:41:38 PM
music by Eli Roth
X3: The Last Stand by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:42:49 PM
Kathy Bates is the Juggernaunt. Rosie O'Donnell is the Beast. Warwick Davis is Wolverine. Brett Ratner directs, but only after numerous directors back out and the production schedule doesn't change. Brett feels he 'knows' the material. Songs by the Goo goo dolls.
Brett Ratner's remake of Papillon by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 12:45:39 PM
With Jackie Chan in the Steve McQueen role and Chris Tucker in the Dustin Hoffman role.
Delta Force is: by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:46:02 PM
Warwick Davis, Vern Troyer. Comedic relief provided by Chris Tucker.
Larry Fishburne in Throat Pokers 17: The Return of Tain by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 12:46:26 PM
Directed by George Lucas.
The Octagon.. by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 12:48:12 PM
Steven Seagal is the octagon. Warwick Davis tries to penetrate the octagon. Music by Bruce Willis' band.
Vern Troyer plays The Gunslinger in Westworld by Mr_X	Jul 6th, 2007 12:49:54 PM
music by Jessica Simpson
Warwick Davis in Joe vs the Volcano by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 12:50:42 PM
you know it's true
Return of the Jedi Redux by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 12:54:13 PM
Starring Anna Nicole Smith as Chim Chim, Jennifer Lopez as Frank Bullitt, and George Burns as the Aluminum Falcon.
Wesley Snipes stars in Daddy Day Care 2 by randy savage	Jul 6th, 2007 01:01:33 PM
DIRECTED BY CHUCK NORRIS
Rob Zombie to do Hostel reboot by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:02:46 PM
Only with a modern twist on Hostel making all the victims female and then in the remake of Hostel Part 2 he'll flip it and make the victims male! Music by Robert Rodriguez.
Shia LaBoeuf in Henry Fonda role in On Golden Pond by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:05:15 PM
with Eva Mendes as his daughter
Chris Benoit in Husbands and Wives by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:05:57 PM
Directed by Soon-Yi Previn. Music by Mad Dog Vachon
Baron Von Raschke is Air Force One by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:09:11 PM
Score by Adolf Hitler
Warwick Davis in Superman Returns by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 01:10:41 PM
Because really, who'll notice when there's no action?
Robert DeNiro in C.H.U.D 4: Scat Patrol Sector 7 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:17:21 PM
Directed by Dr. Phil. Eaten by Oprah Whinfrey.
Dead Or Alive remake directed by Russ Meyer's ghost by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:18:02 PM
starring Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazell, Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh and Gemma Atikinson. I will personally make this the highest grossing film ever.
Kathy Bates is the Swamp Thing! by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 01:18:47 PM
Warwick Davis plays her love interest, under threat of harm. Actors guild is no help to Warwick in this matter.
Chris Benoit in Kramer Versus Kramer remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:19:05 PM
Directed by Sam Peckinpah's ghost.
927 posts on this TB by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:23:10 PM
probably 4 SATC. Lets crack a grand.
Bruce Willis in Willow 2: the Return of Oscar Shindler by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:29:19 PM
Directed by H.B. Halicki. Music by Gordon Ramsey. "BEST MOVIE SINCE CRANK"- Roger Ebert
Vern Troyer is the Incredible Hulk by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 01:29:59 PM
The Rock as Bruce Banner. Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnell, and Barbara Striesand, in the roles they were born to play, as the Hulk poochies. Warwick Davis as bruce's dad.
Chris Benoit in War of the Roses by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:33:14 PM
Directed by Peruvian Flake.
Isaiah Washington in Tarantino's Birth of a Nation by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:37:40 PM
"BEST MOVIE SINCE TRANSFORMERS"- Roger Ebert
Pulp Fiction 2; Taint of Julius by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:40:11 PM
Starring Frank Zappa
Hey,Lost Prophet by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:41:39 PM
Your presence is needed here brother.
Nicholas Cage in Apocalypto 2: Colonize This! by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:45:22 PM
Cage as the conquistador and with Warwick Davis playing all the Mayan parts.
Warwick Davis is The Iron Giant by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 01:46:09 PM
just not so gianty
Jon Benet Ramsey in Million Dollar Baby by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 01:47:04 PM
too soon?
Warwick Davis is EVITA by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:47:05 PM
They'll get him a little stepping stool when he sings from the balcony.
Pauly Shore in The Green Mile by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 01:48:53 PM
We each owe a death, buuuudddyyy!
Warwick Davis is The African Queen by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 01:49:48 PM
at least he is the river
Robert Rodriguez directs Match Point remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:51:25 PM
He'll also star in this film with Rose McGowan, but when his affair with her threatens his marriage he kills her with a flute case that shoots missiles.
Martin Lawerance in The Shawshank Redemption by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 01:52:36 PM
Big Momma's gonna get bizzay livin'
Chris Benoit in second Match Point remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:53:13 PM
Only in this version he'll not only kill his mistress, but then go home and kill his wife, too.
Independence Day 2: The Devil's Douche by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 01:55:10 PM
Jeff Goldbloom and Will Smith take on Satan. Satans part will be played by Brad Dourif and Tim Curry. Directed by Tim Allen. Written by Angela Landsbury. Music by Andy Griffith.
Warwick Davis and Eva Mendes in Before Sunrise remake by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:55:25 PM
I can't wait to hear Eva attempt to improv realistic conversation.
Kevin Costner is IRON MONKEY by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 01:57:23 PM
He's butchered every other accent, let's hear him try to do Chinese! With Timothy Ophylant as the Sheriff of Nottingham (the Nottingham that is in China).
Kathy Bates, Roseanne, and Warwick Davis in Wild HOgs by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 01:58:07 PM
:)
Warwick Davis as Jim Levenstein by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:00:37 PM
in American Pie. Kathy Bates as the pie.
Paris Hilton in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:03:26 PM
you know it's true
Kathy Bates in Flashdance by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:11:52 PM
Music by Fat Joe
Kathy Bates in Blue Crush by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:12:39 PM
You'd have to paint her blue. Music by Big Pun.
Warwick Davis and Vin Diesel in Face/Off by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:15:40 PM
With Ashlee Simpson in the Joan Allen role and Lucy Pinder playing the son who gets shot in the opening scene.
Eh...entertaining fluff. by morGoth	Jul 6th, 2007 02:15:56 PM
Definetly some fetching lasses though. Guess I'll wait until the DVD comes out, erm, unless morGette Prime wants to see it, of course.
George Lucas in The Three Chins of Sister Sarah. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 02:16:30 PM
"BEST MOVIE SINCE THE MOTHERFUCKING INVENTION OF FILM"-Roger Ebert
Dirty Dancing with Kathy Bates and Warwick Davis by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:17:49 PM
No music, because after watching this monstrosity, does life even matter?
Wild Hogs 2: The Penetration of Travolta by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 02:19:05 PM
Starring Tom Cruise's half-Chinese baby. Directed by Kathy Bates Vagina of the Sea.
Kathy Bates is Shrek by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:20:59 PM
in the live action remake. Directed by Warwick davis
Cast Away...starring Kathy Bates by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:21:32 PM
Short movie since she eats herself.
Twins...starring saggy mounds of flesh known by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:22:58 PM
as Kathy Bates' tits.
Tyrese is The Flying Nun by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:23:01 PM
I want to see that movie
LOL Pillow! Topher Grace is Catwoman by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:24:35 PM
introduced and killed in 20 minutes
Nuns on the Run...with Warwick Davis and Vern Troyer by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:26:27 PM
Directed by Tony Scott.
Warwick Davis in Behind the Music: Leif Garrett by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:28:35 PM
he hits a tree
Warwick Davis and Vern Troyer are BANDIDAS by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:29:55 PM
Still produced by Luc Besson.
tree played by Kathy Bates by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:31:01 PM
Music by Dave Matthews, performing Crash.
Rocky with Warwick Davis + Kathy Bates as Adrian by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:32:46 PM
Nicholas Cage as Mickey and Stephen Hawkins as Apollo Creed.
Jaws 7: Revenge of the KBFT by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 02:33:02 PM
Starring Kathy Bates vaj teeth.
So what would the Movie show that we have not seen? by Mace Tofu	Jul 6th, 2007 02:33:23 PM
I've seen all six seasons and they have run through every "plot" the ladies could get into so WTF could they show us to get us to part with $8? This will be as big a hit as BASIC INSTANK 2 was. We have seen the titties , not too sure we want to see the old flapjacks flapping( well Kim had hers nipNtucked but not sure it would be worth $8).
Die Hard starring Kathy Bates as Nakatomi Plaza by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:35:57 PM
Vern Troyer as McClane and Warwick Davis as Gruber. with special guests: Usher as Argyle, Tyrese as Karl, Lucy Pinder as Holly McClane, Sophie Howard as Lucy McClane, and George Lucas as Ellis.
Warwick Davis in Cliffhanger by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:36:36 PM
Kathy Bates as the Mountain...Stallone directs.
The OC: The Movie by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 02:37:40 PM
Warwick Davis as Ryan, Paul Walker as Seth, Lindsay Lohan as Marissa, Eva Mendes as Summer and Bruce Willis as himself.
Elijah Wood is Powder by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:39:22 PM
soundtrack by Warwick Davis on harmonium
I feel like I missed the party. by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:43:01 PM

Warwick Davis in Home Alone by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:44:33 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kathy Bates in The Untouchables by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:46:50 PM
it's true folks
Priapism Hurts by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 02:48:20 PM
Best yet.
Amelia Earheart in Fly Away Home by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:51:52 PM
ironic?
Warwick Davis in DAREDEVIL by Chilli815	Jul 6th, 2007 02:53:35 PM
With Jeff Bridges as Bullseye.
Kloipy in I Go Home Now by Kloipy	Jul 6th, 2007 02:54:41 PM
Peace guys, get this damn thing over 1000! It's been great!
Better off Dead starring Princess Di by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:55:34 PM
damn paparazzi...Kathy Bates as the paparazzi.
The Three Amigos...same cast by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 02:59:03 PM
directed by Michael Bay cause he knows comedy!
Super Size Me 2: Upsized by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:01:56 PM
Starring Oprah Whinfrey as the food chimney. And of course, Warwick Davis as the quarter pounder with cheese.
You've Got Mail...starring Tom Cruise by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 03:02:55 PM
and Kathy Bates. NOT the same ending and the #1 reason why email is not always your friend.
Kathy Bates is Electra! by just pillow talk	Jul 6th, 2007 03:08:15 PM
yummy...
Knocked Up 2: Trojan Horse by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:15:26 PM
Whoopie Goldberg as the horse.
Taxi Driver 2: Sport Lives! by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:23:40 PM
Kathy(vaj teeth)Bates as Sport.
Ghost Dad remake by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:25:17 PM
Starring John Ritter's ashes.
Wesley Snipes in Blade 4: The Kathy Bates Files by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:31:15 PM
Vampire fish taco with suds.
Full Metal Jacket 2: Jungle Fever by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:35:47 PM
Directed by Frank Sinatra. Starring Kathy Bates and Whoopie Goldberg. Featuring Ted Danson as the Drill Sargent. Humid jungle 'Nam fish taco.
just pillow talk Chilli815 Spandau Belly by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:39:40 PM
10 to go to 1000
Citizen Kane 2: Don't Forget The Sandwhich by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 03:44:51 PM
That's my 2 cents
Citizen Kane 3: Paul Masson Fish Taco by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:50:14 PM
Kathy Bates' rosebud.
JJ Abrams the Destruction of Jared Syn by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 03:56:30 PM
Starring Barry Bostwick.
Randy"Macho Man" Savage in Iron Man 2 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 04:01:59 PM
Directed by Paul Sr. from Orange County Choppers. Music by Led Zeppelin. Robert plant scallop taco.
Jaws 12: Red Lobster's Admiral's Feast by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 04:05:09 PM
Starring, of course, Kathy Bates Lobster Taco.
Godfather 4: Godmother Beyond the Grave by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:08:59 PM
She's back, she's bad and she's bring'n the cannolis. Lot's and lots of 'em
1-18-08 2: Chalupa by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:11:41 PM
This time... served with chicken.
Ratatouille The Reckoning by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:13:24 PM
Staring The Donkey from shrek
After the Planet of the Apes: The Last Straw. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 04:13:39 PM
Zira's chimp taco.
Paul Walker and Tyrese in UNFORGIVEN by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 04:14:24 PM
With Shia LaBoeuf in the Gene Hackman role and Jason Statham as English Bob.
Actually wouldn't mind seeing Sex and The City film. by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:15:56 PM
Angie Dickinson was super hot in "Dressed to Kill" Kristen should do another bunghole scene. HAPPY 1000!!!
50 Cent in FOR FIDDY DOLLAZ MO' by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 04:16:09 PM
directed by Klynt East Inglewood
Over the Top 2: Curse of the Rubber Elbow by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 04:16:58 PM
And with that folks, I must go. Have a good weekend all.
No balloons? by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:17:36 PM
Lame.
Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson are SID & NANCY by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 04:18:50 PM
From the director of From Justin To Kelly
Pulp Fiction 5: The Foot Massage by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:23:22 PM
Told in reverse naturally
Warwick Davis is MAN ON FIRE by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 04:25:40 PM
With Lucy Pinder in the Dakota Fanning role to make the swimming scenes more enjoyable.
Paul Walker and Tyrese in AMADEUS by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 04:27:42 PM
Paul Walker as "The Wolf" Mozart and Tyrese as M.C. "Slammin" Salieri. With Jordana Brewster as Constanze.
Fellas, it's been a blast! by Spandau Belly	Jul 6th, 2007 04:30:49 PM
I've got go snort a couple lines and read this month's copies of Loaded, Maxim, FHM, Stuff, and National Geographic before I check out this Transformers movie at my local cinema. Cheers guys! Talk to you monday!
Last!!! by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 04:32:32 PM
Enjoy the film.
Charlie's Angels 3:Mystery of Chrome Taint Jello Mold by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 04:32:53 PM
Starring Kelly Ripa and Rachael Ray.Directed by Fred Savage. Music by Merle Haggard.
Sorry, had to get one more in. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2007 04:34:21 PM
Cheers.
Merrick, I could not agree with you more. by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Jul 6th, 2007 05:17:45 PM
Fucking christ, "Horse Face" on the money. That poor girl looks like she was sacked with a bag of nickels. And all the other points about that show are so on point. Terrible idea for a movie, simply terrible.
Soylent... by Specktron	Jul 6th, 2007 06:29:57 PM
Thems comments is still there. Enough of the conspiracy theory...
Troyer, Davis sign up to Watchmen by Specktron	Jul 6th, 2007 06:35:41 PM
Davis to play Adrian Height. Troyer as Height Owl. Word.
I got them pegged at... by Specktron	Jul 6th, 2007 06:38:53 PM
Jul 5th, 2007 04:36:52 PM halfway up the page. Anyway...
Snoop Dogg n' Lawrence R BAK!! by Specktron	Jul 6th, 2007 06:44:00 PM
In Tim Story's THE PROPOSITION. In the new West, only two men know how to turn a question into an answer. The pimps are comin' out of da Crib. And they's brothers like no others. Featuring Anthony Hopkins as 'Coach'. AUGUST.
I'll have two cheese pizza's one with peperoni... by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 07:37:33 PM
Is this the pizza hut order form?
Over a thousand posts for this? by lost.rules	Jul 6th, 2007 08:45:57 PM
You geeks disappoint me :(
4 boneless by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 6th, 2007 09:00:47 PM
chicken breasts, pounded to 1/2 inch thickness 1 egg 1/2 cup milk seasoned bread crumbs 8 slices mozzarella cheese, or more 1 jar (16 oz) spaghetti sauce Parmesan cheese And those are the ingrediants for Chicken Parmesan
Count Chocula Burrito by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu	Jul 6th, 2007 10:21:59 PM
1 flour tortilla (can be corn or whole wheat for the health conscious) Count Chocula Pour Count Chocula into tortilla. Fold tortilla into burrito. Enjoy.
This talkback... by DaleTremont	Jul 6th, 2007 10:31:54 PM
This talkback has been truly frightening. I enjoy the Fuck-the-PC mentality at this site, but really...just frightening.
Kathy Bates in remake of Debbie Does Dallas by Coughlins Laws	Jul 7th, 2007 12:57:59 AM
Wait for the IMAX version...
Evil Kineaval jumping Paris Hilton's Grand Canyon... by Coughlins Laws	Jul 7th, 2007 12:59:49 AM
I don't think he'll make it...
Rosie O'Donnell in Deep Throat 8: How's The View? by Coughlins Laws	Jul 7th, 2007 01:15:26 AM
The only porno where you'll turn the brightness down instead of the volume...
Topping 1000 by Chilli815	Jul 7th, 2007 03:20:54 AM
Take that logic.
James Cameron's Harry & Sally - Part II by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 7th, 2007 04:35:44 AM
This time it's war. Starring David Hasselhoff & Rosie O'Donell's ass. Cum...err...coming soon to a theatre near you!
RuPaul for Wonder Woman!!! by DarthBakpao	Jul 7th, 2007 07:24:29 AM
Sex and the Titty
Frank Zagarino for Superman! by DarthBakpao	Jul 7th, 2007 07:26:31 AM
Kathy Bates for Silk Spectre!
AICN to remake SATC talkback by RockLobster800	Jul 7th, 2007 07:50:18 AM
this time to feature something about Sex And The City. Starring Warwick Davies as Lost Prophet!
No thank you. by Killah_Mate	Jul 7th, 2007 09:06:38 AM
The show may or may not be realistic or representative, the actresses may or may not be competent and/or attractive, but that really doesn't matter. Because, you see, the characters they're portraying are awful, awful people. I would not like to know or socialize with them. It's not that they're neurotic and shallow (though they are), it's just that they have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I cannot force myself to empathize with them, so I'm bored to death, or even actively revolted. E.T. and the Iron Giant are more recognizably human than these women. And yet women everywhere idolize these soulless alien creatures. Go figure.
tis strange... by RockLobster800	Jul 7th, 2007 09:10:30 AM
I can agree with you on that completely, yet I love Seinfeld and the characters on that where meant to be horrible people which they are. But I enjoy them and hate SATC.
fuck t his by christpunchers2007	Jul 7th, 2007 10:42:56 AM
its just gonna be another episode, but with no commerical breaks, only with commericalism added in, product placements everywhere (im expecting at least 5 ipod plugs, with scenes like one of those hoes doing the trendmill with an ipod in their ears, sarah jessica parker using her new ipod phone to make a call to her boyfriend, in the rain, while taking a photo of herself and uploading to the guys ipod phone, like some sort of revelation moment where you she realizes that "hes the one",..... fuck this shit is gonna be bad.
RockLobster800 by Chilli815	Jul 7th, 2007 12:10:09 PM
Genius. Warwick would be proud.
that kristin davis... by Mr. Osato	Jul 7th, 2007 01:31:40 PM
I'd cum in her bootyhole.
this is one big honkin' talkback... by theonecalledshoe	Jul 7th, 2007 07:11:36 PM
I concur with all that Kristen Davis is a hotty. crosses fingers and waits for her nudity shots for such a movie
Kristen Davis for wonder woman by theonecalledshoe	Jul 7th, 2007 07:59:46 PM
Make so harold.. make it so, please.
Warwick Davis, Billy Barty, Tom Cruise and Tatoo in…. by What Am I Doing 2 Myself	Jul 8th, 2007 01:45:08 AM
...Michael Bay’s provocative (and explosive) remake of “The Valley of the Dolls.”
FIRST ! by Immortus45	Jul 8th, 2007 02:40:20 AM
Maybe not
lame by vezner2007	Jul 8th, 2007 11:00:09 AM
Sex and the City is so overrated. Lame, boring, and totally not worth the waste of time watching. A movie based on the show? They might as well make a movie about Everybody Loves Raymond because it would probably be just as good.
Sarah Jessica Parker has...I can't see past her horse.. by Scrawler	Jul 9th, 2007 03:34:49 AM
That Sarah Jessica Parker. That one ugly bitch. I have no ideal how Inspector Gadget is fucking her. OOoooh! I get it. It’s the paper bag over her head. “Baby, baby, don't look back. You’ll ruin the nut for me if you look at me when I’m hitting it doggie style.
pow pow pow by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 03:42:27 AM
Warwick Davies IS The Wicker Man.
Scrawler by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 03:43:33 AM
Nayyyyy
tylernol by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 03:44:20 AM
Could it also be that we can't relate to career women who need a nice sorting to?
I'm so flattered lobster, by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 04:08:20 AM
Imagine a legend such as warwick portraying me. WERE TALKING OSCARS BABY. Feel need to resurrect this TB and drive it back up the ladder.
the best bit of this TB is that about every 400 posts by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 04:09:48 AM
somebody pops up and says something about sex and the city. Which we clearly don't care about. Or slags us off.
Watched 3 shitty movies over the weekend by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 04:15:42 AM
and none of them were so bad as to be good. I also think none of them had Warwick Davies in them. Pah. Waste of time.
Tylernol by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 04:18:05 AM
You cock. Really, want to bring out any more cliches on us? Actually, I can relate to women (even smart career ones), and do get laid. (Despite my love of piss poor films- I think it is a pity thing, but fuck it I'm not picky). What I can't relate to are anodyne, irritating, obnoxious, selfish, vile and unamusing women. But then I can't relate to men like that either.
Ghost Rider by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 04:27:29 AM
Saw 45% - my God its genius in its awfulness. Especially the fucking wine-glass full of sweets.
Warwick Davies IS Short Round by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 04:35:15 AM
Directed by David Goyer. Music by NWA
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 04:53:49 AM
I like people who have souls. These women don't appear to.
hey chilli- is it that bad? by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 05:07:55 AM
Cool. My bad films for the weekend were Ginger Snaps Back (crap, and only mildly funny for the first half), Silent Hill, and the Shitty Amityville remake (Which on the making of has the single line by the writer that totally sums up what is wrong with this brainless remake culture- Van Wilder was surprisingly good though). Starship Troopers 2 nearly redeemed it all.
Warwick Davies is by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 05:09:10 AM
lawrence of Arabia. kathy Bates is Arabia. Directed By Uwe Boll. Watch Warwick bravely try to unify the warring lice tribes as the cross the uncharted territory that is the bates! Soundtrack by Cornershop
Jessica Simpson set to star in Remake of by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 05:10:06 AM
Stallone howler Lock Up. PAris Hilton Creative consultant, and warwick davies cast as the evil warden who wants revenge on Simpson.
sniff looks like it's all over by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 05:50:03 AM
it was fun
Whuh by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 05:52:06 AM
NEVER...
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 05:52:58 AM
Starship Troopers II looks like it was made in a back-garden. Brilliantly awful sets.
Warwick Davies IS Blade by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 05:53:36 AM
Starring Anthony Daniels as Stephen Dort. Music by Bruce Willis.
Warwick Davies IS Catwoman by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 05:54:39 AM
Directed by Uwe Boll. Co-starring Hulk Hogan as Bruce Wayne. Music by Rolling Stones.
SATC Cameos by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 05:59:22 AM
George Lucas as himself. Bruce Willis as John McClane. Donald Sutherland as Papa Big.
Aquaman too by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 06:00:40 AM
Warwick Davies needs the work.
TAG I'm in now by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:36:13 AM
I know, ST2 was crap, but nearly managed to achieve great crapness. It was the nearest of them though,
Warwick Davies is by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:36:47 AM
The Man with one red shoe, Funnier than the Tom Hanks version,
Michael Moore to direct the remake of by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:37:42 AM
Arnie stinker Collateral Damage. To be even less realistic than the Arnie version. Soundtrack by fat political dude talking over film.
Entire Cast of SATC is 101 dalmations by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:39:02 AM
Warwick Davies is Cruella de ville. Dogs made into coat.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves..Warwick Davis by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 06:46:14 AM
as Snow White! Brought back from the dead a la Frankenstein: Andre the Giant to play all seven dwarves after being put through the same machine as in The Prestige. It's a movie within a movie. Directed by my big toe. Music by the Eurythmics, performing their hit song Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This).
yay! more people join fight by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:52:43 AM
Jessica simpson to play dumbo. Not the flying elephant, more a biopic. Soundtrack by mariah carey's coke dealer
Warwick Davis is.... by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 06:53:56 AM
The Cat in the Hat! Really, would anyone have noticed?
dunno, did anyone see it? by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:55:17 AM
Warwick Davies is... Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalow. Somethings are too nasty to be elaborated on.
Michael Moore's new documentary.... by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 06:55:56 AM
Dumb and Dumber: a closer look at Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton's "lives". Music by Disturbed.
Andre the Giant is Pretty Woman... by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 06:57:41 AM
The Richard Gere role to still be played by Richard Gere. Everything is to be mimed.
back onTB list by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 06:57:42 AM
can we unseat Transformers for the second work day running. That would be too funny for words.
you'll have to get backup by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 06:59:23 AM
since I will actually have to do some work, which while utter ridiculousness, still will need to be done. Warwick Davis is....ANNIE!
Kevin Costner is BORAT by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 07:00:05 AM
In a three hour epic about how Borat gets captured by Uzbeks and forced to fight along side them and eventually learns the honour of their ways.
Andre the Giant and warwick davies to team up by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:00:11 AM
in re-imagining of Batman and Robin. Warwick to play BAtman, Andre Robin. Directed by Michael Bay, less gay than the original version. Villians are Kathy Bates as Poison Ivy, Elijah Wood as Bane, and Chris Rock as Mr Freeze. Soundtrack by Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Number 8 with a bullett by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:01:58 AM
I'm in the same boat. Deadline day, may have to go and salt the other TB's with invitations.
shit. Can't spell Bullet by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:03:33 AM
doesn't bode well for deadline day. God bless microsoft word. Elizabeth Taylor is Rambo in Uwe Boll's edgy redux of First Blood.
Eric Roberts is LITTLE MAN TATE by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 07:07:08 AM
With Warwick Davis in the Jodie Foster role as his mum.
Warwick Davis is THE CROW by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 07:09:25 AM
Music by ABBA.
Spandau Belly- LOL by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:10:44 AM
brilliant Warwick Davies is Almost Famous. Music By Duran Duran.
Warwick Davis is The Big Green by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:18:43 AM
soundtrack by Kris Kross
Tom Hanks in Deliverance by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:20:12 AM
in the Ned Beatty Role. Kathy Bates to play both rednecks, music by Warwick Davies ON BANJO!
I'm so happy this TB got so big by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:29:44 AM
BECAUSE OF WARWICK MOTHERFUCKIN' DAVIS!!!
I know it makes me smile too by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:31:34 AM
maybe we will get to see the long awaited Leprechaun sequesl that we've been craving.
Russell Crowe in Pooh's Heffalump Movie by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:32:40 AM
Warwick Davis as Christopher Robin, soundtrack by Ratt
Warwick Davis in Under Siege by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 07:34:05 AM
Steven Seagal to play the ship. A film by Michael Bay. Kathy Bates to dance out of the cake.
Leprechaun 7: Back to the Future by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:35:38 AM
The Leprechaun is transported to his childhood, inside a gnarled tree in Ireland. There he finds his father beating his mother with gold coins, learn the origin of this mythical beast and silver screen ledgend.
Sesame Street...with Warwick Davis as Big Bird by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 07:36:04 AM
Kathy Bates as the "human" characters...
Kathy Bates is by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:36:36 AM
Sleepless in Seattle. Warwick Davis padlocked her fridge thus depriving her of her much needed 11 Pm cow. Soundtrack by her stomach rumbling.
Nick Cage is Amistad by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:37:23 AM
warwick davis as the boat
Leprechaun 7 Back to the future (apologies to Kloipy) by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:38:08 AM
The Leprechaun is transported to his childhood, inside a gnarled tree in Ireland. There he finds his father beating his mother with gold coins, learn the origin of this mythical beast and silver screen ledgend. Michael Bay to rape childhood in needless remake in 2 years time. Have you seen the Amityville remake Kloipy?
Kathy Bates's Vagina in Underworld by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:39:24 AM
it's FULL of lychens
They Live...starring Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnell by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 07:39:36 AM
The audience is left guessing as to who are the aliens. Music by Roddy Piper.
Kathy Bates is The Shining by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:40:37 AM
really, she shines in light reflecting off the butter that she smears all over herself when troughing.
Kathy Bates' Vagina in Fire Down Below by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 07:41:26 AM
Where only Steven Seagal is willing to go! Music by the Temptations.
Number 5 with a bullet by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:41:54 AM
AND THIS WEEK's HOT RE-ENTRY IS THE LEGENDARY RETURN OF THE WARWICK DAVIS/REMAKES/80's NOSTALGIA FUCKS TB. Supported by some bollox about 4 dogs in new york.
Yeah I saw probably 3/4 of the Amityville remake by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:42:24 AM
kinda fell asleep
hmmm....butter by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 07:43:10 AM
Pork Chop Hill...starring Kathy Bates as the Hill. Even Gregory Pecks' dead corpse can't rush up that hill!
Kathy Bates vagina is DEEP IMPACT by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:43:54 AM
comet hits earth. Bates sucks it up. Camera needlessly pans 360 degrees whilst the strains of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" are heard in the background.
Kathy Bates sweaty taint in Scent of a Woman by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:45:51 AM
ewww soundtrack by Blind Melon
fucksticks by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 07:47:07 AM
No Warwick Davis talkback is complete without the mention of "fucksticks" during each day. After all, after a long day of love making with Kathy Bates, that's what he always exclaims "Fucksticks! I fell for her again after getting smashed! Her and her sorcerous ways!"
Watched it, and the making of on the DVD by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:47:30 AM
The writer, who'se name I forget summed up everything that is wrong with modern horror movies: He was talking about the babysitter in the original film (and therefore his draft) as being "homely"- his words not mine- and when he took it to the producer they said "ARE YOU NUTS?" as this is their big chance to get someone "SMOKIN' HOT" into the movie. Wat to understand your source material guys. not that the original Amityville wasn't kind of poo, but I mean really...
No 4 and still rising by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:49:30 AM
Kathy Bates Taint to star in league of it's own. Inspired by the madonna, Tom hanks, geena davies dreck, but just starring her taint. box office expected to be low.
Yeah if they remade the Shining again by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:50:03 AM
don't have the girl in the tub turn into a rotting corpse, but have her turn into a naked Jessica Alba with 3 vaginas and lactating tits all over her back
Fucksticks: The Keith Moon Story by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:50:55 AM
Warwick Davis to star as legendary Who Drummer Keith Moon. Kathy Davies and Steve Martin to be drums. Music by a shit load of Pop idol boy/girl band wannabes covering and ruining old Who tracks.
Fucksticks: The Keith Moon Story by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:51:14 AM
Warwick Davis to star as legendary Who Drummer Keith Moon. Kathy Bates and Steve Martin to be drums. Music by a shit load of Pop idol boy/girl band wannabes covering and ruining old Who tracks.
Warwick Davies IS Philidelphia by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 07:51:33 AM
Directed by Tony Scott. Music by Madonna.
Michael Moore is Kathy Bates in Bad Boys 3 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 07:52:25 AM
Morning all.
Lindsay Lohan in Crash by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:52:28 AM
soundtrack by Warwick Davis and INXS
Warwick Davies IS GLOBAL WARMING by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 07:52:41 AM
Music by the younger Bob Geldof. Directed by the latest urchin Madonna liberated.
ignore the first of that double post by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:52:53 AM
I tried to stop the typo. Only the seond matters. The Shining is in the path of this mindless remake bulldozer. It's only a matter of time.
Denzel Washington is TOMMY by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:54:00 AM
a rock opera with music by Ace of Base
Paris Hilton in WARWICK DAVIES by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 07:54:16 AM
A harrowing tale of a man who had to prostitute his talents for the love of the film genre.
Warwick Davis is Bob Geldof by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:55:25 AM
In Next Summer's exciting Television Event: Live Aid: 20 Something years on and still hunger in Africa, but it's alright as you self important fucks can band together to record a drecky christmas song and perform a serious of mind-numbing concerts that will achieve FUCK ALL. Soundtrack by Midge Ure and Ultravox.
Michael Bay's The Shining by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 07:55:27 AM
A tale of what happens when a gibbering wreck becomes a murderous psychopath.
Kathy Bates as the Overlook Hotel In The Shining by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 07:55:57 AM
Produced by Merchant Ivory
Al Gore in I, Robot by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 07:57:12 AM
it's an inconvient truth
Watched cabin fever last night by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:57:12 AM
as it was on channel 4. I stand by friday's comment. It would have been better if Warwick had been cast in all of the lead roles.
Kathy Bates as the Overlook Hotel In The Shining by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 07:57:50 AM
Produced by Merchant Ivory.
Double post dammit by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 07:58:53 AM
oops
Number 3 by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 07:59:12 AM
only 11 posts off number 2. Warwick Davis is.....CITIZEN KANE! Filmed by Brett Ratner, in technicolour. Last words are: "I need a new agent, curse those AICN'ers for getting this shit started." Soundtrack by Tina Turner.
Lephrecaun 2 is on Zone Horror tonight by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 07:59:14 AM
Alternatively Diner is on TCM at the same time...which one to watch?
Leprechaun! by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:00:33 AM
Fuck's sake. As if you even need to ask. kathy Bates is THE DINER in Diner. Music By Beethoven.
Kathy Bates IS Norbit. by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:02:04 AM
Directed by Michael Moore. Only one camera needed for each scene and no SFX.
Warwick Davis in The Longest Yard 2: Yard Longer by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 08:02:21 AM
Directed by Orson Welles. Music by John Williams.
Lephrecaun 2 is on Zone Horror tonight by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:03:03 AM
Alternatively Diner is on TCM at the same time...which one to watch?
Holy shit - you have to ask. by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:03:30 AM
I'd love to see Spielberg direct Leprechaun, and argue with Warwick. No way Spielberg would be allowed to talk smack to the fucking Warwick.
Warwick Davies IS LOST by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:04:32 AM
Specifically The Smoke Monster. I hope he eats Jack.
look at it this way lobster by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:05:26 AM
on one hand you've got warwick dressed in ludicrous green clothing and shitey makeup mangling atrocious dialogue in a dismal OIRISH accent, complete with amusing death scenes> On the other you've got steve guttenburg. No contest really, get some beers and laugh at the carnage.
Eric Roberts, Tyrese, Warwick Davis in THE HOURS by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 08:06:27 AM
I can't wait to see the scene where Tyrese as Virginia Wolfe loads up his pockets with stones and throws himself in the river. However the scene where Eric Roberts checks into a hotel and tries to judo kick himself to death will also be amusing. Music by Hanson
Steve Guttenberg IS THE LEPRECHAUN by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:06:54 AM
Directed by Warwick Davies. Music by U2.
NUMBER 2 by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:07:48 AM
who'd have thought it? i'd love to see Uwe Boll direct a leprechaun film, mouth off at the mighty warwick, offer him a fight in the ring and then get his talentless balls stomped before having his whole body stufffed in places no man dare to tread of the bates. Or alternatively, i'd take a john carpenter leprechaun. That would be cool.
Eric Roberts IS MRS DOUBTFIRE by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:08:17 AM
Directed by George Lucas. Music by the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.
Leprechaun 2 remake by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:08:31 AM
starring Steve Guttenberg!! Even Michael Bay and Rob Zombie write in to complain....
Leprechaun 2 remake by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:09:49 AM
starring Steve Guttenberg!! Even Michael Bay and Rob Zombie write in to complain....
Warwick vs. Boll by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:09:55 AM
Warwick'd bitch-slap his ass back to Prague.
Kathy Bates to star in Marie Antoinette by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:09:59 AM
Directed by Russ meyer. Includes Nudity. Soundtrack by Cream. Audience provided with sick bag on entry,
you need to see Leprechaun 1 or 3 by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:12:08 AM
I think they are the best. All of leprechaun 3 is worth it for the bit where the kid goes into the restaurant and because he is going over to the green side all he will eat is potatoes. They should have got him some guiness as well. Now I think about it, I've got a feeling that "Embrace the green side" is actually a line from that film.
Eva Mendes's mole in My Cousin Vinny by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:12:29 AM
Warwick Davis as Melanoma
Eva Mendes to star as generic latin hottie by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:14:16 AM
in whatever film needs one now that salma is getting on a bit. World pleased there is custom made replacement ready to take over. Soundtrack by Marvin Gaye.
Robert Redford in Ghoulies 2 by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:14:28 AM
soundtrack by Wings
Warwick Davies is Ghandi by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:16:10 AM
The harrowing and sympathetic story of a man whose convictions were stronger than an army. Directed by Stephen Dorf. Music by Fergie.
Kathy Bates to star in P WS Anderson's by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:16:23 AM
Big Budget remake of Femme Fonatine: Killer Babe for the CIA. Am even a bit disgusted at myself for that.
2 best lines in Leprechaun 1 by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:16:24 AM
"Fuck you, Lucky Charms!" and "This old man he played 1, he went pogo on his lung"
This old man he played 1, he went pogo on his lung by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:18:11 AM
Who could write such Oscar Wilde esque banter?
David Spade IS Oskar Schindler by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:19:00 AM
co-starring the corpse of Chris Farley as Auschwitz, the "whacky" concentration camp
What should the next Leprechaun Film be about? by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:20:27 AM
Lord Of The Leprechauns: Fellowship Of The Charms. Warwick Davies must destroy a ring created by Steven Segal, or risk the wrath of Chuck Norris. Directed by Ted Danson
Warwick Davies is The Colour Purple by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:21:43 AM
Directed by John Carpenter. Music by Kathy Bates.
Chris Farrelly IS John Belushi in... by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:21:56 AM
the 1990's!
Thank god for imdb: (fucking magic) by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:23:55 AM
Tammy: Let me go, you son of a bitch! Leprechaun: Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul. Scott: There once was a lady of Totten / Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. / She cared not for steaks / Or for pastries and cakes / But lived upon penis au gratin. Waitress: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!
Rob Schnider da dum der dur.... by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:24:17 AM
in "Da dum de dum da dumble de dum de der". Surprised someone hasnt referenced that already!
Lost Prophet by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:25:00 AM
No freaking way? That's real? Wow, I HAVE to try and direct the next one.
Rob Schnider da dum der dur.... by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 08:25:33 AM
in "Da dum de dum da dumble de dum de der". Surprised someone hasnt referenced that already!
Police Academy 34: SWAT by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 08:26:10 AM
Kathy Bates, Warwick Davis, Andre the Gaint, Gregory Peck's corpse..throw in police uniforms and it's comedy at its highest level. Directed by Steven Guttenberg.
An Affair to Remember...starring Kathy Bates, by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 08:27:59 AM
Warwick Davis, rubbing oil, some pain killers, and a hell of a lot of alcohol. Rated R for grotesque, chilling images. Directed by Jim Henson.
Good isn't it? They're all like that by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:27:59 AM
One of the best gags is that the leprechaun can only speak in rhyme. It's hysterical. I'd take a political thriller for the next one: All the president's leprechauns. proof that George W Bush only became president through a satanic deal cut with the evil little Oirish stereotype.
Dakota Fanning in Babes in Toyland by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:29:46 AM
that's just wrong
What about a surfer flick? by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:30:24 AM
Like those old teen films. Except while the cheesy coming of age teen story is going on, The Leprechaun is on a killing spree. So characters keep dying, but everyone is too busy dealing with the tri-annual 'Surf Off.' The climatic scene is the hero 'Chip' duelling with The Leprechaun (both surfing), using spare surfboards as weapons.
Leprechaun: Surf's Up by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 08:31:21 AM
Chip: Hey, what the Hell is wrong with this little Irish guy? He just stabbed Armondo in the ass with a four-leaf clover.
The Sons of Katie Elder...starring Warwick Davis by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 08:32:30 AM
as all the sons trying to escape the immense shadow of their mother, played by Kathy Bates. Co-starring Emilio Estevez.
I'm kind of feeling a bit of love for a leprechaun ROm- by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:34:03 AM
set in Notting hill. The Leprechaun went to slaughter richard curtis, but fell in love with his nanny. Unfortunately, she was in love with curtis, so leprechaun uses his magic to transform her pussy into a blender. Curtis "gives" her one, and leaves behind more than he meant to. She gets vengeance on the Leprechaun through some shoddy deus ex machina. Soundtrack by (obviously) Girls Aloud.
Ice Station Zebra starring Kathy Bates' vagina by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 08:34:40 AM
as Ice Station Zebra. Warwick Davis stars as the U.S. sub commander trying to beat the Russians (played by Harrison Ford and Sean Connery) to Kathy's vagina.
Leprechaun 86: Beach Blanket Bingo by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:35:25 AM
It's sun, surf, and sexy senoritas in this instant classic from Trimark pictures. You'll laugh, live, and learn to love again with the quircky antics of our Irish friend.
Lines from Leprechaun 57: notting hill by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:35:25 AM
Curtis: Don't kill me Leprechaun, please, don't kill me. leprechaun: Your films star you grant, and are frankly shite, so let's be having your bollox time to say g'dnight.
obviously that's a typo and should read by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:36:03 AM
Hugh Grant
there's lots of mileage in the little green fella by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:38:39 AM
Pity they've done Leprechaun in Space. There has to be some scope for a Leprechaun coming of age film- the story of one leprechaun trying to escape from his overbearing father and discover his own crock of gold. I'd watch that if the body count was high enough.
Leprechaun 213:Warwicks Sense of Snow by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:42:02 AM
the Leprechaun has his heart filled with the joys of love and the hurt of a cold winter alone
Nasty thought this, by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:42:34 AM
but any call for a leprechaun teen gross out comedy? I wouldn't demean the little fella by making him star in torture porn.
OJ Simpson in A Time to Kill by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:43:16 AM
it's not just a movie
Leprechaun 742: Leprechaun in Compton by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:44:36 AM
Leprechaun pitches up at the turn of the 1990's. decides he wants to be a rapper. Goes to see shug knight- voila! Death Row Records. 2Pac and Biggie murdered after dispute with leprechaun- that's why the killings were never solved. He covers his tracks well.
Leprechaun 35:American Die by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:44:41 AM
That's not a clover in his pocket, but you are lucky to see him
Sean Bean in Hedwig and the Angry Inch by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:45:40 AM
Guess what Warwick plays...
Warwick Davis and Verne Troyer are The Dukes of Hazard by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:47:28 AM
just some good small boys
Kloipy!!! GENIUS. Best post of the day. by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:47:31 AM
RFLMAO. Fuckin' magic son.
Leprechaun 46: 12 angry leprechaun's by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:51:26 AM
Story of one man's fight to convince a jury consisting of 12 upset paranormal irish dwarfs not to arbitrarily execute a shoplifter. It'll be tough. Judge: Foreleprechaun how do you find the defendant? Foreleprechaun: Whether he's guilty or not, we don't give a toss, let's be disambowelling the bastard he's no fucking loss.
Liberace in Cape Fear by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:52:51 AM
you know it to be true
Leprechaun 52: Leprechaun Goes to Camp by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 08:58:53 AM
It's a summer of fun as the Leprechaun gets roped into being a counceler at Camp Aniwago, at first he's reluctant and kills 31 children, but soon, they win him over and the wins the 3 legged race against Camp Winnisago, the rival camp across the lake in the TriTourny Clover Games
Warwick davis in Any Given Sunday by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 08:58:56 AM
see warwick play star quaterback. He'd be in shit if he didn't have The Bates blocking for him
Leprechaun 99: Kindergarten Leprechaun by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:00:44 AM
things aren't looking hot for the kids. At least he'd be a more convincing teacher than Arnold "Undercover supercop/ Kindergarten Teacher" Schwarzanegger. Soundtrack by Pink Floyd.
leprecauhn 104-Willow comes to town by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:02:27 AM
"The Leprecauhn was a happy Irish stereo type-he had a fast car, fast girls and partyed all night....but when Willow arrived and everyone turned dwarf crazy, Leprecauhn tuned green-WITH ENVY!"
Macross Movie: Hayden Christensen as the SDF-1 by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:02:50 AM
Warwick will play the Veritechs.
leprecauhn 104-Willow comes to town by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:03:00 AM
"The Leprecauhn was a happy Irish stereo type-he had a fast car, fast girls and partyed all night....but when Willow arrived and everyone turned dwarf crazy, Leprecauhn tuned green-WITH ENVY!"
You guys are nuts. by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:03:50 AM
=)
Timebandits: Timed Out by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:07:21 AM
Warwick gets pee'd on by Randall and friends.
Leprechaun 28: The Rainbow Connection by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:07:34 AM
The Leprechaun comes out of the closet and visits san francisco for a wild weekend of buttlove and murder
Buffy the Vampire Slayer by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:11:06 AM
starring Billy Connolly as Buffy and Warwick Davies as Willow Rosenberg..bit of an obvious one there....
Psycho but in color with Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:11:32 AM
... wait
Hayden Christiansen as Frank Bullitt in Sleepaway Camp by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 09:11:46 AM
Apparently he has a penis. Directed by Brian De Palma. Music by Michael Bay.
Harry Knowles as Kathy Bates in Death Proof by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 09:15:57 AM
Directed by Vern
The Michael Richards story.... by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:18:09 AM
with Warwick Davies as Michael, Eric Roberts as Jerry Seinfeld and Brian Blessed as the black guy in the comedy club.
Eddie Murphy in Finding Nemo by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:18:38 AM
Where we gonna find a fish in dis big old ocean, Shrek? I mean Dory
The Michael Richards story.... by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:19:25 AM
with Warwick Davies as Michael, Eric Roberts as Jerry Seinfeld and Brian Blessed as the black guy in the comedy club.
Don Imus in Madea's Family Reunion by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:24:39 AM
he's very suprised
Kathy Bates in PootieTang by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:25:51 AM
there is a hint of citrus in there
Don't hate me for this by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:27:45 AM
http://incolor.inebraska.com/s umaree/nebraskafilm/images/rob erta2.jpg
Grumpy Old Men starring Joe Pesci and Dennis Hopper by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:30:45 AM
Jesus that would be fucking brilliant! "theres some fucking broad moving in across the fucking stree....EH!! IM FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!" "Broad-FUCK THAT SHIT MAN!"
why kloipy why? by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:32:03 AM
you're a very sick man.
Kathy bates is Priscilla Queen of the desert by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:33:45 AM
apropos that.. She's a clapped out old bus that no-one wants to ride until 3 drag queens jump on board. Queens to be played by Sylvester Stallone, Vin Diesel and The Rock. Soundtrack by Donna Summer
Transformers starring Warwick as Optimus by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:35:59 AM
Fanboys rejoice-Michael Bay states "theres no pleasing some fucking people"
Warwick Davis in Mystic Pizza by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:36:38 AM
he's the magical topping
Grumpiest Older Men starring Rosie O'donnell and Trump by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:38:18 AM
These two old men finally become friends in the end and share a PB and J.
Michael bay re-imagines Leprechaun by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:40:09 AM
Warwick kills him with rusty teaspoon. Soundtrack, obviously, by Aerosmith. Sigh we can but dream...
Leprechaun 789: The Fast and The Leprechaun by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:42:38 AM
1 little oirish sociopath wants to join the murder racing club run by other little oirish sociopath. Hilarity and slaughter (with a little homo-eroticism) ensues. Soundtrack by The Killers, obviously rated PG13. Dialogue shit, and volume set ALL THE WAY TO 14 (11 is for pussies)
Dany Trejo is SHERLOCK HOLMES by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 09:43:40 AM
Directed by Steven Segal.
Paris Hilton is In and Out by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:46:08 AM
too easy
Michael Bays Aint It Cool by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 09:50:41 AM
starring several Warwick clones taped together as Harry . Im surprised no mediator has stepped in yet...you'd think they'd try to stop talk back hijacking...not that Im complaining....
yes, but as has been pointed out by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:54:54 AM
Is this any worse than 59 million lost posts or the Cogs in AICN Comics. We're just expressing a deep appreciation of the craft of warwick davis and a bitter contempt of shitty remakes. The scary thing is that our ideas are better than most remakes.
Kathy Bates is.... by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 09:56:08 AM
Pee Wee Herman in Pee Wee's biggest adventure. We can rely on thte bates to keep it zipped up though.
Warwick Davies & Wesley Snipes in TWINS by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 09:58:19 AM
Julius and Vincent Benedict are fraternal twins; the results of a secret experiment carried out at a genetics laboratory to produce the perfect child, using sperm donated by six different fathers. The mother, Mary Ann was told that the children died at birth. Accepting this, she goes on to become a successful artist. In fact, they both survived. Vincent was placed in an orphanage run by nuns in Los Angeles, California whilst Julius was taken to an unnamed South Pacific island and raised to become highly intelligent, physically very strong and spiritually pure. He was not told about his younger brother. In Los Angeles, with no-one but himself to rely on, Vincent escapes from the orphanage as soon as he is old enough and develops into the ultimate lowlife, involved in shady business deals and car theft and in debt to loan sharks. He is about to be killed by the loan sharks when he is arrested for unpaid parking fines. Julius is told about his unknown brother, and comes to Los Angeles to look for him. Highly intelligent, but extremely naive about the real world his brother inhabits, he bails Vincent out of jail and meets Vincent's on-off-on girlfriend Linda Mason. Knowing little about women, Julius doesn't understand the flirtatious advances of her blonde sister Marnie, but eventually falls in love with her. Using a stolen Cadillac that's carrying a secret prototype jet engine, which Vincent is delivering to a rival industrialist in Houston, Texas, the two couples go on a cross-country journey to track down the scientist who was in charge of the experiment, and pressure him to reveal the location of their mother.
Kathy Bates's farts in The Wind that Shakes the Barley by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 09:58:55 AM
more like destroys everything
Kathy Bates's Anus in Big Trouble by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:01:52 AM
Warwick DAvis as the perforator
Twins by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:01:56 AM
Directed by Abel Ferrera. Music by Limp Bizkit.
Michael Bays "Misery" by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 10:03:34 AM
starring "the texas Chainsaw" remake and "transformers". Featuring Brian Blessed as the penguin that drops off the table.
Jessica Biel IS Air Force One by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:04:25 AM
Jessica Alba is THE PRESIDENT. When The President enters Air Force One, is it the last thing she'll ever see.
Joel Schumaker remakes R Kelly's In The Closet by RockLobster800	Jul 9th, 2007 10:09:23 AM
starring Judge Reinhold as the closet
Warwick Davis and Pres.Bush in Of Mice and Men by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:11:09 AM
Tell me about dem weapon's o' mass destruction again, lenny
Warwick Davis and Vern Troyer are HEAVENLY CREATURES by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 10:13:17 AM
Sound effects of family getting murdered by Chris Benoit.
COMING THIS FALL: by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:13:23 AM
The tender story of unrequited love that makes the perfect date movie event: Warwick Davis and the corpse of Andre the giant in ELI ROTH'S "Some like it Hot". Features "new" scene where Sugar castrates the two cross dressers with a pair of nutcrackers and some dental floss: "YOU WANTED TO BE LIKE WOMEN. HOW D'YA LIKE IT NOW BITCHES" Introducing KAthy Bates as Sugar Soundtrack by Slipknot.
Warwick Davis in Phone Booth by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:14:55 AM
the harrowing tale of one little man's inability to reach the coin slot (I really am very, very sorry). Soundtrack by The Chemical Brothers.
Kathy Bates's SBD farts in The Phantom Meanace by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:15:55 AM
fart jokes
Kathy Bates in Chariots of Fire by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:16:47 AM
THAT'S NOT SLOW MOTION!
Kathy Bates set to star in The Virgin Suicides by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:19:02 AM
Directed by Rob Zombie. Kathy will break new artistic ground in her portrayal of the difficulties that a repressed teenage family can face. Includes the Gotta Take a Shit whilst offing myself. Rob has promised not to use some shitty band called White Zombie's music. Rather he feels it wuold be tonally more appropriate to use a classic soundtrack and as such has commissioned 20 cover versions of Iron Maiden's Bring Your Daughter To the slaughter to be played during the entirity of the film
Kathy Bates in Volcano by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:19:05 AM
Explosive.
Iron Maiden's Bring Your Daughter To the slaughter by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:20:28 AM
LP that was fucking great man
Jessica Alba in Attack of the clones by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:21:29 AM
Fuck all to do with the prequel. Warwick Davis plays a mad geezer that has invented a machine that just churns out Albas. Who have sex with him. Soundtrack by Lil Kim.
Kathy Bates's Cervix in Everything you wanted to know by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:22:45 AM
about sex but were too afraid to ask. Be afraid. Be very afraid
The 50 FT Woman by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:23:16 AM
Starring Hulk Hogan. 'Let me tell you brotha, I'm going to wax on/wax off all over you. Now what you gonna do when the 50 FT man-woman hybrid goes wild on yooooo'
Eva Mendes's titty sweat in Wet Hot American Summer by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:24:12 AM
I'd pay to see that
Alba's attack of the Clones by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:24:31 AM
I just felt Warwick needed a perkafter all the horrid things we've done to him. glad you liked the maiden reference, Kloips. Got to keep these soundtrack gags fresh, or else we might use the same tune like...ooh.....unchained melody.... in 50 fucking films.
Kathy Bates's menstral cycle in Hustle and Flow by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:25:09 AM
eggs be droppin summer 08'
Nicholas Cage IS Lethal Weapon by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:25:37 AM
When a violent sociopath (with a jelly-babies addiction) is teaming up with a career cop (with a youtube addiction), they have to stop the evil nature of a terrorist (with a cellotape addiction.) With all the roles played by Nicholas Cage, and with the direction of Jean-Luc Goddard, can this be anything other than the worst film ever? Music by Warwick Davies and the Lucky Charms.
Kathy Bates taint in Chariots of Fire 2: Hard Shart by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 10:25:55 AM
Warwick Davis as the Taint.
Warwick Davis as a child in The People Under the Stairs by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:27:02 AM
an autobiography
Jean Reno in THE ENGLISH PATIENT by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:27:18 AM
Directed by Ron Howard's integrity. Soundtrack by Metallic's locker-room door.
Warwick Davis is BRUCE BANNER in by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:28:04 AM
Eli Roth's Hulk. Eli was pleased to announce the surprise casting choice of the veteran actor but was quick to defend his left-field decision: I felt that Warwick was, like, you know dudes, the perfect man for this role as he has no problems being green. And, whatever. But this time, dudes, we are going to max the gore, Warwick's gonna play banner and hulk, and it's gonna BE FUCKEN EXTREME"
Warwick Davies in LITTLE WOMEN by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:28:34 AM
Work is work after all. Directed by James Cameron's sensitive side. Soundtrack by Marilyn Manson.
Warwick Davies in LITTLE WOMEN by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:28:34 AM
Work is work after all. Directed by James Cameron's sensitive side. Soundtrack by Marilyn Manson.
Larry the Cable Guy in The Crying Game by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:29:01 AM
he finds out his life is pointless and he has a hairy vagina. Warwick Davis as the Vagina. Soundtrack by Alien Ant Farm
Eli Roth in WHAT DID I DO LAST SUMMER? by Chilli815	Jul 9th, 2007 10:29:45 AM
An award winning documentary exploring why Eli Roth has a career.
Kathy Bates Abscess in Corvette Summer by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 10:29:53 AM
With Jessica Alba's used tampon as Vanessa the whore.
QT's Driving Miss Daisy by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:30:56 AM
she ends up holding onto the hood as Hoke drives that racist old bat into the river. Cameo by Eli Roth as the jukebox and Warwick Davis as the gear shift.
I spelt Fucking like that(Fucken) on purpose. by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:32:07 AM
i've just got a feeling that a grammar nerd is going to crawl out of the woodwork. Eli Roth was quick to express his disappointment the other day when he had to put aside his plans for a remake of This is Spinal Tap. The uber talented director, who is proud to be on the crest of the new horror wave said: "I mean, like, dudes, with a title like that it was sooo perfect. Then someone told me it's about a fucken soft rock band, and i was like dudes, that shit is so gay."
Rob Zombie was equally quick to express his by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:34:25 AM
disappointment at Spinal Tap not involving torture porn. But then he remembered he was still rectally violating the early work of John Carpenter, so was again content.
Tony Robbins in JAWS by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:35:34 AM
he has the mouth for it
Stevie Wonder announced his new project the other day by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:35:49 AM
He's going to remake Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times. Despite it being a silent film, and film being a visual medium, Stevie feels he can do a better job than is recently being done.
Eli Roth's The Cider House Rules by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:38:34 AM
he finally realizes his vision when he gets to show a full abortion on screen. There are no rules, he just thinks the movie is awesome
Eli Roth's Laugh In: The Movie by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 10:38:56 AM
Featuring Quentin Tarantino as Wolfgang and Eli Roth as Ruth Buzzie.
Paul Ruebans in The Hand that Rocks the Cradle by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:41:18 AM
disturbing
Eli Roth's Citizen Kane by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 10:43:03 AM
Starring Eli Roth as the sled.
Don Imus's Song of the South by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:44:12 AM
You could only imagine
Eli Roth's Pretty Woman by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:45:45 AM
not for long
Eli Roth's Tootsie by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 10:47:38 AM
Starring Mark Hamill
John Travolta set to remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:47:54 AM
Battlefield Earth as, due to the success of Transformers, he feels that technology has no moved on enough so that people will be wowed by cgi and therefore willing to ignore gaping plot holes you could drive an oil tanker through. The astral spirit of L. Ron Hubbard is rumoured to be deeply unimpressed.
Scarlett Johansson in her first stop motion feature by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:48:21 AM
Flash of The Titans
Eli Roth's One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:48:50 AM
It's in an asylum, dudes. We can torture the inmates. Soundtrack by Celine Dion.
Eli Roth is Kathy Bates in Blood Shart 3: Exit Only by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 10:50:01 AM
Directed by Sydney Pollack
Warwick Davis in Sorry, Wrong Number by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:51:23 AM
his little hands can't push the buttons right
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are set to remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:52:23 AM
Douglas Sirk's far From Heaven. They feel the time is right to move away from satire and are happy to present a mature adult film. Entire cast to be made up of moulded pieces of cow manure. Trey Parker is set to do all the voices. Soundtrack by Cartman.
Scarlett Johannsons tits in The Jerky Boys by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:53:58 AM
you know you'd be doin it
Can'r believe I'm about to do this. by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:54:27 AM
Steven Spielberg set to remake Emmanuelle. He feels that the sex is inappropriate for his audience, and the emotional development of the main character has sadly been neglected. Starring kathy bates as Emmanuelle, and Dakota Fanning as her long lost daughter. PG13. Soundtrack by The Happy Mondays
so close to number one. Only 18 posts off by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:55:45 AM
DAMN IT BRAIN. GIVE ME SOME IDEAS.
Warwick Davis in Emmanuelle in Space by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:56:17 AM
he's done it before. LP that was so random man, I love it. heading to lunch now
Coming this summer by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:56:52 AM
The Bollywood remake of The Terminator. With inexplicable dance routine.
Michael Bay to remake Schindler's List by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 10:57:52 AM
In this version the list explodes onto a thousand pieces and a giant robot pees on Fiennes. The clincher is we can't tell Nazi from Jew from anus.
Felt a need to go highbrow by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 10:58:30 AM
as we have been wallowing in the gutter of torture porn inappropriate films. So I thought, what could be the most inappropriate family movie?
Michael Bay set to remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 11:00:28 AM
All Quiet on the western front. He finds it astonishing that there is so little focus on America, and the explosions were, frankly, not up to much. Soundtrack (as it's bay) by Aerosmith.
shooting off home now, chaps. by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 11:02:01 AM
we're only 22 posts off number one. If someone manages it can they post a big FUCK YOU TRANSFORMERS headline so I can see it tomorrow?
Scooter Libby in The Man who knew too much by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 11:05:07 AM
jail time- don't be silly.
Michael Bay to remake Sex In the City Movie by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 11:05:16 AM
with lots more urination.
Al Gore set to remake by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 11:06:27 AM
An Incovenient Truth- this time about how he really did lose the election and they were just trying to cover their asses (I don't know if he won or lost and don't really care either, to be honest.)
Warwick Davis in "The Man Who Knew Too Little" by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 11:07:13 AM
Warwick plays Mr. Little
so close. damn it. Not staying in work by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 11:09:55 AM
Derek Jacobi set to star in Eli Roth's Hostel 3. Roth admitted that one of the criticisms of his film was the lack of quality, and therefore he has decided to make it about a coach trip of pensioners travelling around Europe that fall foul of the toturers. On the casting, he was quick to state that as he is attempting to up the quality he may as well cast the best.
Quentin Tarantino set to remake Hong Kong thriller by Lost Prophet	Jul 9th, 2007 11:11:25 AM
City of Fire. Whoops, shit, done that.
Bay remakes Transformers. He finally pulls camera back by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 11:12:36 AM
only to find he's been filming Tobias's Funke balls.
Little Women starring Warwick Davis, Vern Troyer by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:25:27 AM
Music by They Might Be Giants.
Big Trouble in Little China..starring Warwick Davis by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:27:14 AM
as China...Kathy Bates as Trouble. Songs by the Mickey Mouse Club.
Fried Geen Tomatoes: The Brown Shower Chronicles by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:29:13 AM
Starring Oscar winner Jessica Alba. Produced by Don Simpson. Exec Produced by Cocaine.
The Matrix starring Kathy Bates' vagina as by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:30:01 AM
the Matrix. Warwick Davis as Morpheus. Keanu Reeves reprises his role. Music by the B-52's. The love shack baby, the love shack.
Stallone is The Grapes of Wrath by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:33:06 AM
Starring Vern Troyer as Sly's left testicle.
Warwick Davis is...Conan the Barbarian by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:34:39 AM
Kathy Bates as Thulsa Doom! Directed by John Milius, who could not wait to direct a star the magnitude of Warwick and the beauty of Kathy Bates.
Morgan Freidman in Easy Rider 2: Drawn and Quartered by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:38:31 AM
Whoopie Goldberg as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Ocean's Eleven starring Warwick Davis, by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:39:39 AM
Vern Troyer, Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Bar, Andre the Giant, Don Cheadle, O.J. Simpson, William Shatner, Bill Cosby, and Orlando Bloom. All taking place in a snow globe. Directed by George Lucas. Music by Kid Rock.
The Unforgiven by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:40:52 AM
starring anybody who has ever had sexual relations with Kathy Bates.
Dreamgirls starring Warwick Davis, Kathy Bates, by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:43:47 AM
and Glen Close. Watch as the girls struggle with success! Directed by Michael Bay in is explosive follow-up to Transformers!
Warwick Davis is the Kraken in Clash of the Titans 2 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:44:10 AM
Harry Hamlin will reprise his Emmy winning role.
The Dirty Dozen starring the 12 guys that by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:45:40 AM
have screwed Kathy Bates. Dirty indeed. A Spike Lee joint.
Ms. Bates and Ms. Goldberg in Dog Day Afternoon 2 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:46:02 AM
They hijack a thread(hardee har)
Kathy Bates taint in Vanishing Point by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:49:04 AM
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Music by Al Sharpton.
Black Snake Moan 2: Moan Harder starring Kathy Bates by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:50:42 AM
in the Christina Ricci role. Warwick Davis fills in for Samuel L. Jackson who proclaimed "No way in hell I'm touching that motherfucking....thing in a movie!" The studio said it was for "prior contractual obligations".
Warwick Davis/Vern Troyer - The Lost Boys by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:53:11 AM
After the boys end up getting swallowed whole by Kathy Bates' vagina, it's up to Wayne Newton to get them back! A film by Ron Howard.
Electra Glide in Blue. Starring Vern Troyer by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 11:54:03 AM
as Robert Blake's seat.
The small black room by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 11:55:26 AM
starring, of course, Kathy Bates' vagina.
Kathy Bates stars in Black Hole as the.... by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:00:11 PM
control room. It's not so obvious.
Kathy Bates tampon in In Cold Blood 2: Vino's return by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:00:21 PM
Directed by Asia Argento.
Raging Bull starring Warwick Davis as Jake LaMotta by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 12:00:22 PM
The one-up-man-ship of Dinero continues. Bobby can only marvel at the acting range of the diminitive in stature Warwick.
Smiles of a Summer Night starring Warwick Davis by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 12:02:44 PM
and Kathy Bates. Watch at the steam up the screen yet again...and repulse viewers at the same time. Cinematic magic at its finest!
Jake Lamotta as Robert DeNiro in Se7en by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:03:30 PM
Produced and Directed by Cecil B. Demille. Co-starring David Lee Roth as Charles Foster Kane.
#1 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:04:06 PM
Niiiice
Kathy Bates in "2001: A Space Oddyssey: by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:04:59 PM
Kathy Bates is Clavius Base. Warwick Davis is Dr. Floyd's space sandwich.
F U Transformers! by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 12:05:56 PM
Job well done boys.
Chris Tucker is Evita by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:06:23 PM
coming next friday
Dom Deluise and Orlando Bloom star in... by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 12:08:16 PM
Brokeback Cowboy 2. Music by Metallica.
Bob DeNiro os Optimus Prime in Resoviour Dogs 2 by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:10:44 PM
Directed by Sam Mendes. Music by Vern Troyer.
Ben Stiller is Le Femme Nikita by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:10:59 PM
soundtrack by Devo
Fuck this shit by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:15:11 PM
Everytime I watch even 5 mins of sex and the city I feel raped and need to watch Commando in full, drink a pint, start a fight and kill someone just to get my masculinity back.
Quentino and Rodriguez team to remake 28 Days Later... by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:15:14 PM
...28 days later no one gives a shit.
Billy Bob Thorton is Stepmom 2 by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:15:23 PM
Warwick Davis as custody hearing
My name is Messi by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:15:50 PM
and i'm here to party and bring TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!
Travolta helms Sex In The City sequel by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:17:54 PM
with lots and lots of man balls.
Warwick Davis in Jingle All the Way by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:18:38 PM
soundtrack by Donovan
Daniel Day Lewis in American Ninja Remake by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:19:03 PM
directed by Stanley Kubrick's gall bladder and written by messi's 14th post. Co starring Omega Supreme and Flavor Flav.
Dances with Wolves starring Cuba Gooding Jr. by just pillow talk	Jul 9th, 2007 12:19:10 PM
as Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner starring as the Indian chick. Vern Troyer as the tee-pee.
Tim Curry is John Matrix in Commando 2: Tokyo Drift by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:19:40 PM
Directed by Amy Smart. Music by Kathy Bates.
Eli Roth's John Carpenter's Possessive Title by Spandau Belly	Jul 9th, 2007 12:19:56 PM
From the producers of Jet Li's Fearless, though I was never sure if that was possessive or if it was a contraction of Jet Li IS Fearless
Christopher Reeves in Rollarball by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:19:58 PM
too soon?
Vern VS. Transformer TB gets remade into Sex City TB by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:20:07 PM
in which everyone agrees someone got peed on in Transformers and everyone wants to see the movie version of Kristen Davis getting it in the bunghole.
Vin Diesel in Snow Falling on Cedars by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:22:26 PM
Warwick Davis as Cedars, soundtrack by Bates and the Bad Boys, guitar solo by Joe Perry of Aerosmith
Sarah Jessica Parker is Godzilla by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:22:53 PM
Directed by Matt Broderick. Written by Susan Sarandon.
Star Wars: Episode 37 - Revenge of the Boston Red Sox by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:23:31 PM
Directed by my eyes. Written by the despair of the innocent. Cinematography by Emmanuel Lubetzski. Filmed in Warner Bros Sun Studios located in the middle of the Sun. Music by Nasum and Sunn 0))). SUNNNNNN!!!!!! 0))))))))))
Kathy Bates in Scent of a Woman 2: Smell of a Bear by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:23:57 PM
Directed by Ted Danson
Sarah Jessica Parker's Face vs Predator by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:24:48 PM
Whoever wins, we dance.
Kathy Bates's Anal Leakage in A River Runs Through It by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:26:09 PM
warwick davis as corn
Deniro plays Brando in a new biopic titled by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:26:29 PM
"I like Sandwhiches" Tap dance sequence filmed by Raimi.
Tim Curry is John Matrix in Commando 2: Tokyo Drift by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:27:17 PM
I'm in tears.
Ladies on The View in The Birds by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:27:52 PM
imagine 90 Barbara Walters on the telephone line
Raimi remakes A Bridge Too Far by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:28:22 PM
with a lot less battles and a lot more dancing.
Schindler's List 2 : The Secret of the Ooze by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:29:36 PM
All CGI. More torture. Flames on Schindler. Special Appearance by Varg playing "former Black metal dude".
Angelina Jolie in Cheaper By the Dozen by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:29:48 PM
that was too easy
White Line Fever 2: Uppity Sows by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:30:12 PM
Starring Mr. Universe 1962 Katherine Bates. With former Admiral Whoopie Goldberg as Robert DeNiro.
kloipy ohhhhhhh by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:30:53 PM
you have gone too far. Angelina Jolie in Grand Theft Anal 14.
Paris Hilton in The Girl with the Pearl Neckless by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:32:00 PM
suits her
Disney to redo Pirates Of The Caribbean ride by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:32:56 PM
in conjuction with the third film. It's made of a box spring bed and comfy pillows.
Saving Private Ryan 2 : Electric Boogaloo by messi	Jul 9th, 2007 12:34:01 PM
starring Gus Van Rant and Messi as two cops who clash until they are forced to work together to overtake a terrorist organization.
Lance Bass in Boys on the Side by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:34:19 PM
byebyebye
Schindler's List 3: Lost in Mexico by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:35:20 PM
Starring Paul Newman and Ron Jeremy. Directed by Karl Malden. Music by George Kennedy.
Jessica Biel in a movie about a talking plane... by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:35:26 PM
...wait.
Michael Jackson in The Man Without a Face by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:38:03 PM
too true
Boys on the Side 2: Electric Vaj. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:38:06 PM
Title by Saul Bass. Directed by Alfred Hitchcock's femur.
Citizen Kane 5: Red Ryder BB Gun by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:38:55 PM

Stuntcock, too weird man by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:39:53 PM
hahaha
Travolta in Little Woman as the little women. by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:41:12 PM
Christian Bale's character is played by R2D2. Directed by Sam Fuller
Warwick Davis in Walking Tall by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:41:55 PM
or small
Citizen Kane 8: I Seemed to Have Misplaced Starscream by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:43:15 PM

Citizen Kane 9: I Also Like Legos by kikuchiyoboy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:44:17 PM

Lindsay Lohan's cooch in The Sandlot by Kloipy	Jul 9th, 2007 12:44:27 PM
drier than the Sahara
Billy Barty as John Holmes in Duel 2: Tabbasco Enema by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 9th, 2007 12:47:40 PM
Directed by a bowl of corn chowder. Music by a Tusken Raider.
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