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Giant Car Eating Robots, George Romero and Cranberry Juice and Vodka... mainly about DIARY OF THE DEAD!!!

TRANSFORMERS by ARKHAM-MADNESS	Jul 3rd, 2007 03:39:33 AM
Harry wheres your transformer review?
first by TheUltraHumanite	Jul 3rd, 2007 03:41:01 AM
niiiiiiiiiiice
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! by Zardoz	Jul 3rd, 2007 03:41:12 AM
This is cool news, indeed!
hopefully by ciroslive	Jul 3rd, 2007 03:42:41 AM
the movie isnt so independent that it wont get a nation-wide release, because that would be a shame...
BOURNE ULTIMATUM by couP	Jul 3rd, 2007 03:52:49 AM
shrugs just thought i'd throw it out there
Don't forget to copyright it! by TheNorthlander	Jul 3rd, 2007 03:57:00 AM
Can't wait to see this movie.
Nobody does zombies like Romero does zombies by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:01:05 AM
This is good news. I know a lot of people had problems with Land Of The Dead, but I thought that was a pretty good one. I'm looking forward to this, too, although that title conjures up strange images. Samuel Pepys, maybe, undead and still scribbling away in his journals and whatnot. Every now and then, Samuel pauses to eat some human flesh. Mmm... human flesh...
Land was utter bollocks, your early films were class by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:01:16 AM
but have dated badly, please for the love of god update your zombies, i know people out there like the original slow moving zombs but to me they are utterly unscarey and pretty pathetic unless you show absolutley thousands of them, then they become terrifying so unless you intend to cgi in a coupla thousand extra zombies to actually give a sense of panic to meeting them its pointless, fast moving flesh eaters who will relentlessy pursue you to the end of the earth are infinetly more sacrey than something you could walk away from while playing pokemon on your gameboy... another not please for the love of god remove all references to them gaining intelligence, there rotting for christsakes keep em dumb, Land was such a huge dissapointment, i was hyped to watch it that when i actually did i thought i was watching some DTV bullshit made by some newbie hack, you can do better and dont have the social commentary so in your face. There you go, thats my two cents, slow zombies = ZZZzzz, millions of slow zombies = complete fucking terror, fast zombies = complete fucking terror x 2
I Knows he'll be at comic con by Redfive!	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:07:06 AM
Let hope he brings some footage becuase honestly I have NO expectations. P.S.Michael Bays Transformers is TINO...it blew dog.
And another thing.... by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:09:27 AM
One of the great things about Dawn that has yet to age is the sense of dread, the sense of society litterly falling apart in front of our eyes that was the opening sequence. I rate that opening up there with the best of movie openings and sets a great tone for the rest of the movie, unfortunately time has dated the rest but what can you do. So if you can capture that tone and keep it throughout and populate your film with millions of the slow moving fuckers then it might work, cause its been awhile since we had a good flesh eating zombie movie (28weeks although fucking fantastic no end are not zombies)
First... by stones_throw	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:20:26 AM
...to make a joke about Harry's tux fitting? But I can't think of anything funny. Sigh.
Sounds great. by team america	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:37:29 AM
I liked Land of the Dead. It was a far cry from Romero's original efforts, but way better than Day.... I'm confident that Romero's still got something truly biting left in him. Working with an independent distributor will probably help encourage him, and I'm hoping for the best. Rock on.
Here's Harry's Transfomers review: by RighteousBrother	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:44:24 AM
"I love me Giant Robots. I have an autographed standee of the Iron Giant in my bedroom. I have an Optimus Prime lampshade, and a toy of megatron sits on my monitor, and stares down at me every day. So going into Michael Bay's Transformers filled me with a sense of Trepidation. Ever since Quint saw the movie he's been telling me how frakkin' cool the effects were - but I remained to be convinced, even though I loved Armageddon, I thought The Island blew! The day started with Yoko and I at the caterers - ordering cakes. Once that was done, we all piled down to The Alamo Drafthouse theatre. I got my favorite seat middle, middle and settled down for some giant robot on robot action. I was not disappointed!!!! Y'see - I love giant robots from Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still, right to Brad Bird's Iron Giant - they're just so Frakkin cool, and its been a while since we had a giant robot movie, the time was well, it was just right! -Now, I never had a problem with the whole flames on Optimus thing, it just never bothered me, I thought he looked cool in the promo shots - but when I saw Optimus Prime in action for the first time, I started to giggle. You are not PREPARED for how Frikkin' cool he is!! Now onto the actors Shia Le Beouff - I've been reading the talkbacks, and frankly I'm ashamed....I'm ashamed of my fellow geeks out there, who haven't been giving him a chance, and I assure you, that this time next year, when we see him crackin' whips with old Indy - there won't be anyone out there who doesn't know how call he truly is! Megan Fox - I didn't care for her at all, sure she's hot but she really is a bitch in this movie....hopefully she'll be killed off in the first ten seconds of the next movie. Which leads me to the end of this movie, now I know some of you will have a problem with it....but I need to tell you something, when I saw Optimus fall into that industrial smelter....I cried....yup, those big old tears started welling up inside me and......" blah blah blah - you get the picture.
"sense of dread" = just what this should have by readingwriter	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:45:29 AM
That's precisely what this kind of film needs--it shouldn't feel, like Land did, like some half-hearted attempt to reach out to a broader audience. The original, the only one of the series I still like completely (though I like much of Dawn, too) gave you this feeling that taboo lines weren't being stepped over, they were being completely ignored, and when the foundations of society are nothing, you have that dread-inducing meltdown of order. Think of the little girl murdering her mom--the look of hopeless agony and the awareness of doom on the mom's face, the sound FX--you didn't need no CGI or goofy "humor" ala Land. The tone I hope this thing takes is one of near-hopelessness--once the epidoemic or whatever starts, it can't be prevented, all the protagonists can do is haul ass and hope to live out their lives AWAY from here, because it's all going to the dogs. Horror movies have to reduce the laughs (usually there to give the audience an outlet for what the poor movie makes them want to do) and increase the SCALE. This shouldn't be about an escapable incident ala the awful CHAINSAW remake, but about the END, and we're only able to watch while it just gets worse and worse, with a dwindling number of survivors trying to get somewhere safe. We need it bleak without lame attempts at black comedy.
How many people does it take to fit Harry into a tux? by jpdisco	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:50:44 AM
Seriously? Anyone?
Mt Edna? by aidiotcrapnews	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:51:55 AM
Okay, even lowbrow nerds need to know it's Mt. Aetna. Or was that a joke? Who is the idiot, me, Harry, or everyone who comes withing a hundred clicks of this domain?
about fifty? by RighteousBrother	Jul 3rd, 2007 04:57:00 AM
at a rough guess?
George Romero Q&A! by C Legion	Jul 3rd, 2007 05:33:56 AM
That would be cool. This guy has been around for years he must have a shit load of interesting stuff to tell us, and you just know he would tell it how it is (like Sly). Make it happen Harry.
RighteousBrother by Tourist	Jul 3rd, 2007 05:54:45 AM
Man, you nailed the Harry Review template. And you know, if there were more typo's, you would have had a perfect forgery.
I hope Cloverfield doesn't suck the air out of this. by bc1970	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:00:24 AM
With the handheld POV and all.
you missed sexual allusions as well by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:00:46 AM
but other than that. Spot on. Don't want to see this at all. Land was dismal.
Land of the Dead was so disappointing... by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:04:57 AM
Looking forward to George redeeming himself with Diary.
bongo123 by NachoNegro	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:14:40 AM
You've completely missed the point. The slow moving Zombies represent the inevitability of death. Sure, you can walk away from them. You can shoot them. You can dodge them. Whatever. And that will work for a while. But no matter what you do, they will keep coming. You can kill hundreds - and there are thousands right behind them. And sooner or later, when you get tired, or run out of ammo, they will catch up with you. They are immutable; unstoppable. Like the Terminator, they cannot be bargained with, cannot be reasoned with - they will not stop until you are dead. You might survive for hours, or days - maybe months, maybe years. But in the end you'll run out of energy, and they'll catch you. As I say, they represent the inevitability of death. You can delay it, but it will get you in the end.
Harry in a tux by Mr_Incredible	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:34:28 AM
That I gotta see. It must have taken all day to fit him in a tux. What was the size? Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra- Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra- Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra- Extra-Extra-Extra-Large? Oh, and I can't wait to see Transformers. It's gonna kick ass!
ToddBoddy by Right Bastard	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:40:16 AM
because every time he did a non-zombie movie, people would ask him "why aren't you making more zombie movies?". Besides, no one does them quite like he does.
That rain on your Robosaurus parade was ME! by Horseflesh	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:46:48 AM
Mwaaa haa haa, my hate for the Transformers movie is THAT strong! It reaches all the way from my house to the Lamar Drafthouse! Which admittedly is like a few miles but still FEAR MY WRATH!!
The formula for morbid obesity by Trazadone	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:48:12 AM
"I'm delirious from 6 beers, 4 32 ounce glasses of Vodka and Cranberry juice...." Jesus dude, you're going to die young if you keep this up. Isn't Yoko concerned about this?
Nice one, NachoNegro by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:54:47 AM
I was trying to think about what it is about the shuffling zombies that makes them so effective, and there you go hitting the nail square on the head. That relentlessness always scared the poo out me when I was kid, just like it did in Halloween, and that speech from The Terminator (the one you quoted) put the wind up me even when I was probably a bit too old to be getting freaked out by a film about a killer robot. How will I sleep or shower or poo or enjoy a delicious sandwich when these things just KEEP COMING AFTER ME! Scary stuff, I think. Also, people saying Romero can't do anything else should check out Martin or Knightriders or The Crazies. They're pretty good. He's a talented guy (if a bit heavy-handed with the subtext), but I think he's become so well known as 'That Zombie Guy' that he probably finds it difficult to get anything else made.
I agree, Xiphos, Land of the Dead was horrible by Trazadone	Jul 3rd, 2007 06:57:43 AM
After waiting two decades for a new Romero zombie movie LOTD was a huge disappointment. The entire production looked cheap. Rather than continuing with the epic scope of DOTD and even Day, LOTD looked like it was filmed in a warehouse. The remake of Dawn of the Dead actually kicked Romero's ass.
NachoNegro... by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:11:41 AM
I get the whole inevitability of death, but the fact remains that slow moving zombies arent that big a threat to a modern society, a single tank could litterly plow through thousands of them at a time, a solid enough wall would again hold back thousands of them as they have no strength due to muscle atrophy so all you would need to do was wait it out for around 6mths and the bloody things would eventually rot and decay to such a point as to render them mute. Which is why i find the fact that fast moving zombies which are mobile, unrelenting and unstoppable much more scarey a prospect.. you try putting a slug into the heads of several zombies running at full telt towards you.. see what i mean, sheer terror, i could sit there all day walking backwards with enough ammo and take out hundreds of the slow movers. Take the Dawn remake which i think was a fantastic movie, the eventual collapse of society is perfectly beleivable due to the speed that these feckers move at, of course armed forces would be overrun quickly, the bloody things would leap through windows and climb over barricades just to get at you. As for the original dawn and slow zombies i just dont think it would be possible for society to collapse in the face of a massive bunch of zombies with the speed and dexterity of my 85 year old granny. I think George should modernise the zombies by making them fast, slow movers just dont cut the mustard in the 21st century, maybe in the 70/80's but not now.
Harry, that Giant Car Eating Robot be all up on YouTube by Shermdawg	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:13:10 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WQH fEU3LAGM
He actually did "discover" some good thesps... by tonagan	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:15:38 AM
Actually, only Ed Harris comes to mind at the moment, but there's probably more...
Romero's last Zombie movie SUCKED! by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:31:26 AM
Sad but true. I was shocked when Harry praised it. George Romero's last zombie movie was so bad in so many ways. Seriously, it was worse than some str8 to video stuff or something you'd see on the sci fi channel. Really awful. The script. The direction. That black gas station zombie who actually started COMMUNICATING and ORGANIZING the other zombies was LAME LAME LAME. I can forgive running zombies unlike some. But Zombies should NEVER start THINKING. They should always be raving mad unthinking running zombies or catatonic slow moving UNTHINKING shuffling zombies. THEY SHOULD NEVER EVER START THINKING beyond trying to rip your guts out and eat em! EVERY other zombie movie released recently blew it away. Romero was suppose to be the master...but the remake of Dawn and 28 days later ran circles around Romero's last zombie movie. He may have started it all...but he's been de-throned. Going back to his roots is great and all, but I hope he isn't just puffing hot air up a corpse's arse.
Nacho and Franklin by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:39:40 AM
Dudes, you hit the freakin nail on the head about slow zombs. They are the scariest. Fast zombies are ok. But damn are the slow zombies scary. The idea of having minutes of terror before you are ripped apart and eaten alive is much scarier than the shock of having zombies run and catch you I think. Like you had said, it's the fact that they will stop at nothing. Eventually even tanks run out of ammo, and how many people have tanks at the ready anyway? The slow zombies will just keep shuffling towards their goal of eating you. No need to run. People have to sleep sometime.
Land of the Dead by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:43:31 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I really liked a lot of LOTD. I even liked the group think of the zombies. I don't want driving zombies, but if the can follow each other and use simple tools, I'm ok with that. But the thing about LOTD I didn't like was the whole Dead Reckoning thing. Most of the movie seemed like a product placement for a nonexistant vehicle. It's all they talked about "Where's DR? Who has DR? I love DR! Let's go find DR? Is DR behind that tree? Zombies are on DR? Oh shit, DR!" they should have cut some of that shit down
MORE Romero Zombie Goodness, Bring it!!!!!!!!!! by alucardvsdracula	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:47:56 AM
Night was a classic. Dawn was even better. Day was depressing, but had 'mazing effects. Land was a big let down, but dug parts of it. Now we have Diary, well it had better deliver this time else I'm gonna eat the guys guts with a portion of fries, and a coke.
The Amazing Disappearing Cold Cream Mask by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:48:22 AM
on the train victim in Romero's Marting has to be the worst film mistake of all time. I guess I'm the only person that actually like Land of the Dead. I didn't think it was great, but it was a solid zombie film. I still liked it much better than Day of the Dead (which other than some great SFX, was really tedious). I didn't think the characters in Land were near as compelling as the ones in Night and Dawn, but the story was interesing enough that I don't think it's as bad as everyone else thinks it is. You want to see a really bad movie in a beloved franchise, just watch that movie with Jar Jar in it.
George by BDT	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:49:09 AM
You've earned it. There is nothing that thrills my heart more than a talented director with vision who can do what they love most in the world without having to compromise or sell out. Sometimes the results are not flashy and sometimes they are flawed, they are honest and pure and usually a great gift to their fans and themselves. Thanks for the update. We will most definitely be there on opening day. We love you, Mr. Romero!
Marting by Samuel Fulmer	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:56:22 AM
I mean Martin! I'll be there for Diary of the Dead. Romero may not always have the best execution, but he always has interesting/new ideas. I'll take anything he does over this new horror crap where it's watching some kid strapped to a chair for 90 mintues getting tortured to death.
Hate to say it.... by MJAYACE	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:56:28 AM
But am I only one who has been wholly unimpressed with any zombie movie? For the most part dumb.... I did like The Omega Man so I guess those mutant guys were kind of zombies...
Hey George! by the experience	Jul 3rd, 2007 07:58:53 AM
It's good to read you're hard at work on Diary! And all this hubbubb about slow zombies vs. fast zombies? I have never thought of a Romero zombie to be scary...but they damn sure are erie and creepy...something a fast zombie could never be.
I love me some Zombies by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:08:23 AM
Brainsssss. BRAINSSSS!!!!!
To the book depository! by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:11:55 AM
The simpson's episode with zombies and The Homega Man were some of the best Halloween episodes ever.
Slow all the way.... by Boba Fat	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:16:14 AM
and it's not the zombies speed that gets people eaten it's the second they let their guard down or get over confident. The zombies are just doing their thing but if you stop concentrating for a second they will get you. That's far more scary than someone running around like a crazed lunatic.
Slow vs Fast Zombies by NachoNegro	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:23:20 AM
I think you sum it up with your comment - "i could sit there all day walking backwards with enough ammo and take out hundreds of the slow movers". Sure, you could. But what you're not bearing in mind is that you are eventually going to run out of ammo. And it doesn't matter if you have a mini-gun - you could kill thousands, and more would just push through and shuffle after you. You could run for hours, think you have a head start, and then lie down for a kip - and wake up to find them 3 foot away from you, like the tortoise and Achilles. You could hide in a building, and probably you might be OK, i.e. they wouldn't be able to get in. But you wouldn't be able to get out, and you'd watch your food supplies dwindle, each morning looking out on your fate, shuffling around outside. The fast Zombies will kill you immediately, sure. And they'd be pretty terrifying, for a few seconds, before you died. But Romero's Zombies will give you a lifetime of terror, watching death slowly creep up on you, with nothing you can do to slow it's advance.
whoa. by indyit	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:25:50 AM
Cool an email from the man himself! Sounds great, can't wait ^^ and hehe nice touch with the night, dawn and day ;D
Slow zombies? You bet. by rev_skarekroe	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:27:20 AM
Run as fast as you can. Hide out in a farmhouse or a shopping mall or a bunker. Get nice and comfy. The zombies'll still catch up to your ass. They're in no hurry, you see. They're already dead. They've got all the time in the world.
Romero's Way by ProfGriffin	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:33:01 AM
Oh yeah...more Romero Zombies, er...ah....GHOULS, uh. Whatever. As far as the ease of defeating Romero's army of shamblers...I can only say this: In the Zack Synder directed Dawn of the Dead and certain offshoots (like Lucio Fulci's Zombie etc..) the dead rise ONLY if bitten by another ghoul. (I think it's worth mentioning that the Zombies on Matool were the product of Voodoo. If any explaination is given in Lucio Fulci's Zombie...which is VERY slight, it's that there's a new Voodoo man on the island, and he's apparently very nasty, and he's responsible for the dead rising.) But I digress. But Romero's zombie rules where pretty clear. You die, you rise again...pretty quickly as the radiation acts only on the DEAD... any dead human. No matter how they die. Can you imagine the number of corpses that would suddenly just get up and start eating? Proof? In Night of the Living Dead, Harry Cooper is shot and dies in the basement. His daughter chews his arm and he rises. He was dead before Karen started chewing. He rose because the radiation affects the DEAD. Also, Mrs. Cooper is killed with a trowel and she rises too. No bites. As as for LAND OF THE DEAD, Seriously, as much as I enjoyed the film overall, I really didn't see it as necessary. In other words, Day of the Dead (which I have grown to love as my favorite Dead film over the years) was a much better final film than this one. Which is why I hope Diary of the Dead satisfies my final Romero Undead movie wishes...(let's face it, he ain't getting any younger) That final scene in Day of the Dead gave hope, and light, and the possibility of new beginnings. The final scene of Land of the Dead closed like another chapter of 'The Adventures of Riley and Slack in Zombie-Town'. In other words, that it could go on. Oh, and I didn't really like Big Daddy as much as I thought I would. He was great, but he certainly didn't give me the warm fuzzy zombie feeling that BUB did. Perhaps it was Bub's lack of coordination and Howard Sherman's amazing performance as he 'learned'. BIg Daddy was a genuis from the start. Plus I honestly felt his make-up was a little lackluster for a lead zombie. (Sorry Greg) But what REALLY makes a Zombie scary? To me, it’s the sheer number of them. One or two zombies don’t really scare me, but an army…well that’s a different matter. They are everywhere. Like cockroaches. Thanks GEORGE! Looking forward to more!
Is the end of Zombie Shakespeare? by RighteousBrother	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:40:15 AM
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Use BOTH Slow & Fast!!!! by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:40:26 AM
That is what i would do. They Start out fast, the newly bitten or created ones. And Then when the flesh starts to "go bad" or rot. They slow down. And eventually rot away. Or be killed by the opposing forces! Just thing Thousands are comming, you them on the horizon. But damn....so of them fuckers are moving so fast!!!??? WTF????? BLAM, BLAM BLAM. AWWWWWWGH!
When is it being released? by Knobules	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:40:29 AM
You got my ten bucks George.
Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare? by RighteousBrother	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:40:45 AM
Is what I meant to say.
It'll be done "my way" = kiss of death by LaneMyersClassic	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:43:11 AM
I have a very bad feeling about this. Usually when directors start shilling for their own movies this early means the movie will be pure ass.
DeAD WoRLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:43:58 AM
Thats what really should be made! Does anyone remember those amazing comics!? Just think DeadWorld made ALA 300 Style!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES! HARD R. FOR SURE!!!! KING ZOMBIE 4-EVER!!!
Right on Righteous! by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:44:00 AM
At least someone remembers!
Anyone who defends LOTD is an APOLOGETIC IDIOT. by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:50:58 AM
I don't care how great Romero once was or how he's the grandfather of ALL zombie directors... You cannot DEFEND LOTD. It SUCKED so bad. Admit it. It completely, totally and UTTERLY sucked. In EVERY regard. Lame lame lame. Thinking zombies? No. There is NO evolution in zombies. They are dead. Their flesh is decaying. Their gray matter has gone to complete MUSH. Zombies don't have thoughts. They don't recognize. They don't remember. They have vague reflexes that may LOOK like they are thinking....but their dead brains have only enough energy to seek food. Thats it people. Stop defending movies that give zombies the ability to communicate. That is why Stephen King's movie for "CELL" is going to suck ROYALLY. Not only because Eli "HACK" Roth is directing....but the whole book was about thinking zombies who could friggin LEVITATE! Enough with the "evolution" of zombies. They are DEAD. They don't EVOLVE....they DEVOLVE. They are temporarily re-animated decaying hunks of flesh. They don't have thoughts. They don't have sex. They don't hang out and play poker. AND THEY DON'T LEVITATE!! ARGGGGGHHHHHH!! :-)
NachoNegro - you have to stop by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:51:20 AM
Seriously, mate, your posts are freaking me out. I have been looking out the window for signs of zombie activity, and I am almost certain I will see a few of those buggers shuffling after me as I walk home. In the shadows, unrelenting, not giving up until they have eaten my delicious human flesh! These slow-moving zombie assholes cannot be stopped!! I think there's a little pee in my shorts.
Slow Vs Fast... by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:53:54 AM
As for millions of the bastards all shuffling along after you and never giving up, yes to the ordinary survivor there is no escape but to the military or someone with access to a building site and some heavy machines, it would be a simple case of ploughing through them for days on end, can you imagine how many you could kill if you had a single tank? you wouldnt need to fire a single shot, just run over them... up and down all day long, head back refuel and rinse and repeat untill litterly you have killed hundreds of thousands, they just dont represent that big a threat to the military, to you and me, yes, were proper fucked but in order for them to get to you and i they have to get past the military and in this day and age i think the slow zombies would be a minor inconvience to some heavy vehicles. By the way i love the slow ones as well i just personally think they arnt scarey like the fast fuckers, the slow ones can be a right pain in the arse ala the excellant Autum Series of books but those running jumping bitey bastards would easily wipe humanity of the face of the earth
Franklin by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:54:57 AM
I'm gonna have to keep checking CNN for any posts about man shooting a slow walking elderly bus tour
I am an APOLOGETIC IDIOT (apparently) by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 08:56:53 AM
Sorry, Cinemajerk, I thought it was okay. Not a classic, not up there with Night or Dawn, but enjoyable enough. As to the 'rules' of zombie biology, it seems like something we all ought to relax about. You know, on account of it being not real and all. So, Romero took the idea he started with Bub on to the next level. What's wrong with that? I kind of liked it. He was the Malcolm X of zombies. Zombie X! "We didn't die and eat delicious brains on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock died and ate delicious brains on us!! Wait, that doesn't make sense..."
bongo by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:01:34 AM
if the army came with tanks just think of the potential of zombies climbing the sides opening the hatch and killing the people inside, then because zombie CAN'T drive anything, it runs into an old schoolhouse, filled with orphans and nuns, then you have Zombie Oliver
Land of the dead was FANTASTIC. by classicgamenerd	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:08:11 AM
I cannot wait for Diary! I'm glad this site finally lived up to its name and provided some "cool" news.
BTW by classicgamenerd	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:09:04 AM
A) Fuck Harry's wedding B) Fuck Robosaurus C) Fuck the Alamo Drafthouse
Kloipy, zombies dont have the ability to think.. by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:10:51 AM
let alone open a tank hatch, heck even you and i with some power tools would have trouble getting into a modern tank when its closed, and how the heck is an uncoordinated rotting corpse going to climb onto a 6.2ton challenger tank doing over 40kph? nah mate, they'd be a piece o piss to kill in the thousands.
LAND had its problems by That Reilly Monster	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:13:22 AM
But on paper it had some interesting concepts. First, it makes sense that once humanity recovered from the shock of having to shoot every corpse in the head there would be some kind of a class structure return. It's just the way we operate. Second, even zombies should evolve. They are (partially) human and would learn to adapt to their surroundings. Good concepts, not so good execution. Hopefully DIARY will make the necessary corrections.
For Kloipy by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:13:48 AM
"An unidentified English man was arrested today and is charged with the brutal murder of frail pensioner Dorothy Braithwaite, 72. Mrs Braithwaite was apparently returning from a trip to the local greengrocers when the man - described as being of medium build and in his early thirties - beat her head in with her own walking stick. Mrs Braithwaite's attacker has been unable to supply any details about himself and has repeated only the words "She was after my delicious human flesh!" since he was taken into custody by the police. There is no word as yet as to the motives of this man, but it is thought Mrs Braithwaite's shuffling gait, lazy eye, and tendency to drool may have been a contributing factor." If you read that story, you will know that it was me, and that I was driven insane by the Ain't It Cool News!
bongo by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:15:18 AM
well lets say its a very slow moving tank and the hatch is open and the zombies can leap at least 6 feet in the air. j/k anyhow Nun Zombies would rock.
A tux that will fit? by grendelson138	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:16:16 AM
Just cut a hole in the top of a black hot air balloon, and you've got a tux that Harry could barely squeeze into.
Thanks Franklin by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:17:38 AM
that shit was def. the laugh of my day
No pun intended, but Romero beat a dead horse with LOTD by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:18:48 AM
I'm not angry at all. I just find it hard to believe that Romero even directed LOTD. It sucky-suck-sucked. Nuff said. I seriously get the feeling that making the movie was a bad experience for him from the tone of his email above. As far as getting all bent up about the "rules" of zombie lore. I am all for re-inventing genres. But after a certain point you cross a line where it becomes something totally different. Like if you start making zombies that run. Ok...its more like a virus than a true zombie. But soon as you start having them THINK and organize, I am sorry, it takes you out of the who experience. You start thinking...HEY...wait a second...thats NOT a zombie....it destroys the illusion. At least for me. I think you can be fresh and new and still stick to the "rules" of zombie-dom. Bubba for me was almost crossing the line. Any further and its not a zombie movie anymore. Seriously, after LOTD....whats next? Zombies hooking up on Myspace? Because once you cross a certain line, it ceases to be a zombie movie anymore. A comedy? Yes. Great liberty can be taken with a comedy. But if its suppose to be a serious zombie film, and starts trying to redefine and bend the rules...I am sorry...its no longer a zombie movie....its something else. 28 days later is really a virus movie. Its well done....and the infected are mindless eating machines. But you could argue they aren't zombies. Its just that if you play with the tradition too much...it becomes something else in my book and you risk taking people out of the whole illusion. Zombies shouldn't think. They shouldn't talk. They shouldn't drive cars or communicate in any way. Bubba shooting a gun was almost too much. I hope Romero goes back to the roots he planted. Gets back to the genre of zombie movie rules he invented. Concentrate on the story by writing a compelling script and main characters. You don't have to change the core of what zombies are....even in the hands of the master himself, you risk making a bad zombie film like LOTD. :-)
Besides which i honestly think Romero shouldnt be by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:19:52 AM
allowed anywhere near another zombie picture, i mean the dude for all my respect years ago, cant quite cut it in this day and age and i personally think he's gonna fuck up the whole zombie genre when this movie tanks cause it sucks so bad that any other zombie movie out there that had a chance for being greenlit is going to be canned. Personally i think he should leave it well alone, Land was such a disaster of biblical proportions both financially & story/movie wise (and i fucking love my zombies) that the thought of another Land makes my blood boil, because Snyder and Boyle made zombies cool as fuck and Romero came along and fucked up all their hard work and i think hes gonna put the nail in the coffin for the genre... but i pray to god i get to eat those words and write a sincere apology to the man...
Kloipy are you still running FTB? by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:25:36 AM
seriously, the amount she puts away makes me wonder if she is a zombie.
The title "DIARY" scares me... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:26:01 AM
I picture a zombie writing an actual DIARY. "Dear Diary. Today totally sucked. Went shuffling around town for awhile. Nothing good to eat. Ending up fighting over a severed leg with hardly ANY meat on it. Also my ear fell off. I can't find it anywhere. Oh well. What can you do. Decaying is part of death. I just hope it doesn't ruin my chances with that hot cheerleader zombie. As long as my dick doesn't fall off, I think I'll be ok. Anyway, gotta run...some military men are trying to bust down the door"
And for the love of god someone make the by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:27:44 AM
"the walking dead" series!
Bongo by NachoNegro	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:28:30 AM
Again, I think you're losing sight of the big picture. Lets say that you, me, Franklin and Kloipy are zooming along in our tank. We've got a bit of music playing, and we're killing ourselves some Zombies. We're running over them, blasting them, shooting them with the side guns, etc. Having a whale of a time. Then, all of a sudden, Franklin checks the fuel gauge. Getting a bit low. I see that we're nearly at a gas station. Kloipy says "no worries lads, I'll nip out and fill her up". So he pops out, connects us the hose, and we wait. The dead get closer. Still filling up (it's a big tank). Dead almost here. Kloipy waits too long, and get's torn apart by Zombies. But no time to mourn - we start running Zombies over. You turn the tank towards the oncoming Zombie hoard. Me and Franklin exchange glances, open the top, and bugger off out of the hatch, and run off. Meanwhile, you happily carry on running over Zombies, laughing maniacally. Hours go by. Dead Zombies are starting to jam up your tracks. There's a wall of dead Zombie bodies surrounding the tank - it can barely move. But they're still coming. And you've just run out of fuel. But then you think "not to worry, they can't get in here!". An hour goes by, with the Zombies tapping on the outside of the tank. You start to feel hungry. And thirsty. You looks out of the transparent hatch - there's thousands of them, just covering the tank, moaning. No chance to get past them. Still a bit thirsty. Not to worry though - you've got 9 days before you die of thirst. Plenty of time to think of a plan.
Lost by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:30:15 AM
dude, FTB is still going strong, we are running out of twinkies though. We need your support now more than ever
Damn Nacho by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:32:06 AM
I should have never got out of the tank
What about "DAY OF THE GAY"? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:33:43 AM
Tag line: "When there's no more room in San Francisco, the GAY shall walk the earth!" Have some limp wristed zombies attack some dude. He's screaming as they all close in. Swarming around him, you just hear him yelling "STOP STOP STOP"....and then in an more effeminate voice..."DON'T STOP!" lol....ok...bed time for bonzo.
They're coming to dress you, Barbara! by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:36:33 AM
Queer eye for the Dead Guy
"Zombies hooking up on Myspace?" by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:37:07 AM
I don't agree with you, Cinemajerk, but that line made me laugh. I wonder if a zombie could get 7000 friends? Anyway, I thought the militant zombie in Land was the next step in the evolution Romero started in Dawn, so it didn't bother me. Dawn gave us the remnants of human behaviour (flocking to the mall), they took it a bit further in Day with trained zombie Bub, and then we got the guy in Land figuring out how to use a gun and organising his oppressed zombie brothers and sisters (and possibly having a meeting down at the docks to form a union). My only regret about this Diary Of The Dead is I'd rather see the next step - full-on human vs zombie warfare. Zombies will fly planes and wear helmets and whatnot in that one.
But you have to shoot gay zombies between the balls by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:38:54 AM
Thats the only way.
LOL Franklin by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:40:38 AM
I just got a picture of a zombie flying a red baron plane. that shit would be amazing. Hordes of zombies on segway's
I have to politely disagree Franklin by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:44:35 AM
Once you start evolving zombies too much, they cease to be zombies anymore. Thats like making a vampire movie where the vampires don't suck blood. Or a Pauley Shore movie that doesn't suck.
lol NachoNegro, i like it, but in all honesty by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:45:51 AM
if we were redneckin it in a bloody tank drinking stolen bottles of whisky from some busted Kmart ploughing through zombies i would deserve to die for being that stupid, but if they where fastmoving zombies we wouldn't even have time to refuel and anyone that opened the hatch would be dragged through and torn apart while the others just jumped in and killed everyone in the tank. The terror for me from fast moving zombies is having to stay quiet, to not make a noise that can alert them cause one single noise and within a matter of seconds they're on you, like the brilliant opening to 28weeks later, one minute your eating food with some survivors, the next your running down some field alone being pursued knowing that these fuckers wont tire and wont stop till they get you. I think Romero should have both, keep the purists happy with the slow ones and liven it up some with the fast ones, in that anyone that dies, reainmates and is fast for a few days till rigamortis sets in, so fresh kills/deaths are to be feared, i.e. the sick are quarantined due to how dangerous they can be but meanwhile you have the unrelenting masses outside
Zombie sex by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:48:44 AM
takes "eating out" to a whole new level
Anyone ever see this? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:49:37 AM
Nick Frost & Simon Peg talkin bout how to effectively kill zombies. Funny as Shite. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =2ynXBMgLEbM
Damn right, Kloipy by Franklin T Marmoset	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:51:46 AM
The zombies will chew cigars and paint pictures of their zombie girlfriends on the sides of their planes. I reckon the film War Of The Dead will start with a scene just like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan - but with zombies instead of Tom Hanks and that. How will we defeat the undead horde??!! Find out at a theatre near you, Summer 2009. Oh, and Cinemajerk - that's okay, buddy. Obviously we disagree. For me, if it's undead and wants to eat my delicious human flesh, it's a zombie - even if it is hanging out the side of a helicopter and shooting at me with a minigun.
Zombies in a Mine field by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:52:28 AM
you know that would be cool
Why do women dig zombies? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:53:55 AM
They're all about oral.
Only zombies I don't consider zombies by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 09:54:53 AM
are from House of the Dead and the upcoming DayoTD remake with a vegetarian zombie (you got to be fucking kidding me)
Crazy way to start a zombie flick by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:00:14 AM
Open on a bunch of jocks breaking into local morgue, they start daring each other to touch the corpse of the recently killed cheeleader from their school. Bobby, the timid but impresionable one of the group, pulls out her slab. He pulls back the sheet and touches her dead and cut up breast. The guys egg him on with promises of booze and pussy, to have sex with the corpse. So bobby gets naked and starts humping the corpse. Mid coitus with hooting and hollering from his friends, said cheerleader sits up. Cue bobby's shocked face. Cheerleader rips his dick off and out of her only to gnaw on it as bobby falls to the floor squealing. All boys in shock as the room comes to life and they are overtaken by zombies. fade to title
Anyone see 28 weeks later? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:01:15 AM
I thought it was just as good as 28 days later...EXCEPT for 2 things that really bugged me. One: The way they had Robert Carlyle's character keep popping up as if he was following his kids. Again, the whole "thinking" zombie thang that bugs me. Thats why I dug the remake of Dawn of the Dead so much. Remember when Sarah Polley's character escapes the house and her zombie husband is running after her car....and then catches sight of easier prey and runs off? THAT was cool. He wasn't THINKING..."HEY THATS MY WIFE...I'm GOING AFTER HER." No...he was after food. Period. TWO: The ending of 28 weeks later bugged the living crap out of me. They escape in the helicopter. Then quick cut to the eiffel tower and then the inside of an empty helicopter. THE END. WTF??? Worst ending to a good zombie movie EVER. :-)
LAND OF THE DEAD was terrible by xannibal	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:01:34 AM
Seriously, I worship the ground that the original Dawn of the Dead walks on, and I even think Day of the Dead had its merits, but Land looks like it was made by a different director. I think George has lost "it". I wish he would have gotten "The Stand" off the ground.
Lol...a veggie zombie? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:07:08 AM
Now thats what I'm talkin about. You start messin with the zombie lore too much and you get vegetarian zombies. If we're talkin "zomedy" fine. But if you're tryin to make a serious zombie movie...there are rules.
Slow moving is what makes zombies special. by stones_throw	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:09:37 AM
If they can run they're not really zombies just batshit insane people. Not to mention one of the key hooks for zombies is that your closest friends or family could become one and you'd have to kill them. That's a lot more terrifying if you have time to think about it cause they're not running at you.
Remake Classic movies Add zombies by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:11:22 AM
Dyin' in the Rain, Citizen Pain, Jaws(that will work with the same title), Close encounters with of the Dead Kind, The Magnificent 7 Zombies, 12 Angry Zombies, A Christmas Zombie Story
The Zombie 10 commandments... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:12:17 AM
1) Thou shall not skip. Either shuffle or run. 2) Thou shall not eat veggies! 3) Thou shall not think! You are a mindless eating machine. Anyone else wanna continue?
commandments by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:15:36 AM
Thou shalt pop up at unexplained time from underneath counter. Thou Shalt not play with fire. Thou shalt walk up down escalator for comic effect. 1 in head shalt equal dead
Loads of rules for zombies. by stones_throw	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:16:11 AM
The ongoing comic book "THE WALKING DEAD" is one of the best places for zombie rules. -They can only die from brain trauma, for example a decapitated zombie's head would still be alive -Zombies don't attack eachother
Remake classic movies Add Zombies... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:22:29 AM
1) All the Presidents Zombies (Woodward eats Bernstein) 2) DIE HARD with ZOMBIES. (The Nakatomi building is over run with zombies. McClane has to save the day. "Zombie-Kay-Yay-Mutha-Fucka!" 3) The Sound of Zombie Music (Opens with Julie Andrews being chased by a horde of fast moving zombings as she sings "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !")
Final three by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:22:50 AM
thou shall not form meaningful relationships. Thou shall enjoy michael bay films. Thou shall shamble mindlessly in front of shop windows. This is fun
Zombies are slow! by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:23:01 AM
I won't try and convince you slow zombies are more likely to take over the world.(by the way I'd imagine nearly all of the USA's tanks are on the other side of the globe right now.) And I won't say fast zombies aren't scarry, 28 days later was a good movie. but those are not zombies! They are more like victims of a strain of rabies that effects humans. They create a totaly different and distinct type of fear. I think we should all just admit that with the birth of the fast "zombie", a whole new sub-genre was introduced. The only reason it wasn't recognized immediatley is because it's so very derivitave of the "true" zombie movies. What we need to do is name this fast moving sub-genre, and let it be seperate and either grow beyond its copy-cat roots, or falter on it's own terms. The truth is if you were playing charades and was required to portray a zombie, you would NOT quickly run around yelling and chomping because you know in your heart of hearts that zombies are slow, even you grandma knows that! Automaton Overlord has spoken.
The Zombie 10 commandments... by bongo123	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:23:28 AM
4) Thou shall not complain of the smell or investation of maggots...
LP by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:24:32 AM
any killed Zombies must be fed to the Bates
more remakes by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:25:33 AM
Goodzombies- freshly exhumed zombie joins organised crime syndicate. Doesn't really matter when the kid gets shot in the foot. Lolitazombie- yuck, sorry. I think I have just accidentally dipped a toe in very horrible waters. A decaying fist full of dollars- zombie with no name turns up in border town and both sides fight. on these lines- the good, the bad and the zombie. This is lots of fun
More Zombie 10 Commandments... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:27:07 AM
Thou SHALL eat thy neighbors wife
unless she too is a zombie by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:29:01 AM
natch. Rotten meat is not nice.
more remakes by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:29:43 AM
Zombie Nights-well endowed dead on rollerskates, Zombie Driver-Are you moaning at me?, The Zombie Redemption-You'll swallow what I give you to swallow!, Earth Girls are Easy Prey-Zombie musical, Saving Private Zombie-It's D-Day Bitches
and more by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:32:05 AM
Gone with the zombie- one deacaying zombette struggles to keep her plantation going during the civil war as she keeps eating everything Blade Zombie- is it a replicant? DON'T BE FOOLISH 'TIS A ZOMBIE Forrest zombie- retarded zombie shuffles on bench and moans at complete strangers: "Life is like a box of human kidneys". This is great
Ace Ventura:Zombie Detective by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:33:30 AM
Gone with the Dead, Z.T., Zombicus, Headless in Seattle
don't steal my ideas by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:36:00 AM
but I wish I had called it gone with the dead rather than gone with the zombie. Doh.
More zombie remakes... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:37:17 AM
The GOD FATHER ZOMBIE Pt ONE...."What are you doing? Nice college boy. Doesn't wanna get mixed up in the family ZOMBIE business. You think this is a battle field where you shoot a ZOMBIE a mile away? No, you get a 45' shoot them up close between the eyes and bada bing blood all over your nice ivy league suit. You're taking this awfully personal. Tom this is zombie business and this kid's taking this very personal. The GOD FATHER ZOMBIE pt TWO..."YOU ATE MY HEART FREDO! You ATE MY HEART"
Eternal Sunshine of the Eaten Mind by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:38:00 AM
Zombie Roots-Your name is Bub!, Dead Presidents(just think of the possiblities!), Zombie Fight Club, The Hand that Eats the Cradle,
howsabout by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:38:25 AM
Brain on the river Kwai----------
pity they ruined it with by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:39:39 AM
ZOmbie Godfather part 3. No excuse for that poorness. Also on the cards- ZombieALien- monster bursts out of zombies chest. ZOmbie doesn't notice.
Shakespeare in Death by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:42:20 AM
You only live twice, The Maltese Zombie, You've Got Entrail!, O' Zombie Where art thou?,
GODFATHER part 3 was already a zombie movie... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:42:24 AM
Sophia Coppola's acting was as wooden as a zombie. All she had to do was bend over and bite a chunk out of Andy Garcia's neck....and wallah! Instant zombie movie
EAT THE PARENTS by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:43:09 AM
dude I just won with that shit
true. by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:44:11 AM
OK then: It's a wonderful death- Zombie considers suicide at christmas. Gets talked out of it by Angel who points out that there is no point attempting to kill yourself when you are already dead. ARE YOU READING FOX? HIRE US NOW!
THE LAST OF THE MOHICAN ZOMBIES... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:45:11 AM
Daniel Day Lewis: "STAY ALIVE! NO MATTER WHO TRIES TO BITE ME...I WILL FIND YOU!"
Tradedy on 34'th Street by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:45:28 AM
Death Actually
Zombie's Left Foot by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:47:04 AM
Dead Ringers (Heh), Four Funerals and a Zombie wedding, When Zombie met sally.
This could go on all day...I'm home sick. :-) by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:47:40 AM
Lol...its a wonderful death. Thats a good one. I'd pay to see Jimmy Stewart as a stuttering zombie.
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:47:44 AM
The guns of Nawthabone------
Eyes Sewn Shut by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:49:03 AM
A night of the living dead at the Opera, Kindergarten Zombie Cop, Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
guns of nawthabone by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:50:20 AM
FUCKING GOLD MAN. The rotting dozen, Old yellow- ZOMBIE DOG, The zombinator, Zombie vs ALien- but not directed by Paul WS Anderson, Am sad I have to leave work
Mr Bean the Zombie... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:50:27 AM
Rowan Atkinson as the undead mr Bean shuffling around the English countryside eating and mumbling his way to our funny bone.
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:50:37 AM
The magnificent cerebelum
Can't wait for this! by the darkman	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:51:02 AM
I know a lot of people didn't like Land of the Dead, but I enjoyed it. I think there were to many cooks in the kitchen on that one, and I don't think George was willing to spill the beans about the problems he had. I mean the man walked off the set, and it wasn't like he ran back to the studio to make another picture with them. I do believe they gave old George a hard time with his movie, but in the end I still enjoyed it, and felt it offered up some interesting ideas. Now for Day of the Dead I never understood the dislike for this film, but everyone has their opinions. To me it was a pretty brilliant movie, and to me was the next natural progression for the story. You have a bunch of military, and doctors stunk in an underground bunker. Plus they're not even sure that anyone else in the world is alive, I think anyone in that situation might be a bit pissed off all the time, and miserable. I don't know I always felt for how much I love Night, and Dawn that Day was always the strongest entry in the series.
The 40 Year Old Zombie by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:51:36 AM
Requim for a Scream, Grumpy Old Zombies, Devouring Miss Daisy
This is priceless by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:51:37 AM
how about remaking crappy films with zombies- League of Extraordinary Zombies would be a vast improvement.
Ghandi Zombie-The Hunger Strike is Over by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:53:20 AM
might work?
Z for Zombetta, by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:53:36 AM
they had problems strapping the mask on without getting bitten, and there has to be some ground for recycling TV- anyone feeling any love for Zombie Roots?
Peace out Lost Prophet...since you are heading to work by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:55:04 AM
Heres one for ya... OFFICE SPACE ZOMBIES Milton eats Lumberghs brain for taking his stapler.
Boy Eats World by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:55:54 AM
Tv opens up so many more possiblities! Perfect Dangers, Three's Lunch, The Rotting Girls, All Dead in The Family, Different Folks(to feed the world),
TV ZOMBIES....THE BRADY MUNCH by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:57:05 AM
Heres a story of a zombie named Brady....
Not So Happy Days by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:58:38 AM
Welcome Back from the Dead Mr. Kotter
A STREET CAR NAMED ZOMBIE by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 10:59:50 AM
A decomposing Marlon Brando with his intestines hanging out of his abdomen yells up the fire escape "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
nah, going home from work in 5 mins by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:00:02 AM
Am actually going to watch Shaun of the Dead when I get home. The possibilities are endless for zombie remakes. Some truly horrible ideas- The Full zombie- unemployed zombies get naked to earn cash, Zombie's choice. Enough said Zombie vs Zombie- two divorcing zombies battle for custody over last brain in the fridge The Usual Zombie- one of the suspects is Zombie Keyser soze- but which one? My money's on the shuffling one. To catch a zombie- aging zombie pulled out ofd retirement to catch new zombie.
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:00:28 AM
Eating John Malkovitch--------Citizen Brain--------
Not so happy days...LOL by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:00:54 AM
What about JOANNIE ATE CHACHI? :-)
Family Splatters by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:00:55 AM
The Z-Team, Lurch By Lurch, No Longer Six Feet Under
DESPERATE ZOMBIE HOUSEWIVES... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:03:35 AM
A scantily clad Eva Langoria with a missing arm eats the pool boy
King of Spleens by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:05:18 AM
Everbody Loves Raymond(the way he tastes at least), 8 Rules for Eating My Teenage Daughter,
ZOMBIELANDER by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:05:20 AM
Theres more to death than being a really REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING CORPSE!
maybe by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:05:59 AM
C.S.I My-arm-Aghh!
The Man from Z.O.M.B.I.E by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:06:08 AM
Will and Grace- no point changing the title, I need to come up with some british TV- so... Blackzombie- various eras in history, one zombie, mucho comedy, Dr. Who'sthateatingmyleg Death on Mars- Zombie in coma, no-one notices Bonecracker- one fat zombie psychonanlyses criminals for the met
Lunch Time Boys! by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:06:12 AM
Enjoy Shaun LP, take it easy guys!
Lol...King of Spleens... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:06:12 AM
What about the DREW CARRION SHOW.... ok...now I'm gettin silly
Would 6 feet under still be called 6 feet under? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:06:56 AM
I wonder
Lunch time? Brains! More Braiiiiiiiins! by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:07:43 AM
Yeah...I'm hungry.
ZOmbies of the Carribean by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:09:14 AM
shit there is some mileage here. Not going yet as it's raining. And us zombies melt in the rain.
Where do you work Prophet? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:10:42 AM
You work all night? Damn....you REALLY are a zombie!
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:11:17 AM
Charles in chunks------------
George R. is like the 'Stan Lee' of zombie movies by CarmillaVonDoom	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:11:26 AM
But 'Land' was still TERRIBLE! Obviously, can't wait to see this one. Anyone here seen "The Stink of Flesh"? That was a pretty good comedic take on the whole zombification thing imo.
George R. is like the 'Stan Lee' of zombie movies by CarmillaVonDoom	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:11:28 AM
But 'Land' was still TERRIBLE! Obviously, can't wait to see this one. Anyone here seen "The Stink of Flesh"? That was a pretty good comedic take on the whole zombification thing imo.
Oops my first double post by CarmillaVonDoom	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:11:55 AM
Sorry all these years had to happen I guess. :^)
London, dude, by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:12:20 AM
few hours ahead. Charles in chunks! RFLMAO
ZOMBIE FEAR FACTOR by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:13:15 AM
Actually eating horse rectums wouldn't be too big a deal for a zombie. Guess they'd have to make em eat lemon meringue pie or sumthin sweet to freak out a zombie.
ZOMBIE PYTHON! by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:14:30 AM
And now for something completely dead.
How do you scare a zombie, anyway by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:15:49 AM
on this line: WHo wants to eat a millionaire should be good for a few chuckles.
FULL HOUSE of ZOMBIES by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:17:28 AM
The Olsen zombie twins start gnawing on Bob Sagat as he screams bloody hell.
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:19:06 AM
Who's limb is it anyway--------
WHose limb is it anyway...ha hah ha. by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:21:00 AM
funny
Fucking monsoon by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:21:42 AM
I'm not going anywhere till that stops- Gives me some more time to come up with these: Zombigan's Island- a load of stowaways. One of thems a zombie. They don't make it off the island. I would pay cash money for a zombie Big Brother. That would deal with the celebrity seeking no-marks.
ZOMBIE TREK... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:22:46 AM
Bones: Hes DEAD Jim. Um...no wait a minute. Hes alive...HEY! He just bit me Jim!
Zombie's army by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:24:54 AM
group of old, dead guys in small coastal town- Britain's Home Guard! Watch their antics as they fail to parade through shuffling: "We're DOOOOOMED" probably not seen that in America. It's a much loved sitcom over here.
Dead Dwarf by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:25:51 AM
Survivor:Zombie Island, Flavor of Love(ew), Wife Chop, Dead Kids in the Hall
Deadicoat Junction, No Longer Six Feet Under by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:27:27 AM
There Goes Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
The Dead and The Beautiful, by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:28:05 AM
There were a few good examples on Shaun of THe Dead- It's a knockout with zombies was inspired, but it is a pity they didn't get to eat coldplay properly
Wife Chop! by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:28:54 AM
hilarious
back on films by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:29:48 AM
Corpse Fuzz, and plays- ZombieHamlet: "Something's rotten in the state of Denmark", "aah 'tis you horatio"
Dairy of the Dead! Ben and Jerry Want Brains! by s00p3rm4n	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:30:05 AM
Brains, and chocolate chunks, and cookie dough, and cherries! And each other's eternally hard undead cocks! DAIRY OF THE DEAD!
Red Acres isn't the place to be by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:30:31 AM
The Undead Citizens Brigade
TOP ZOMBIE by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:30:38 AM
Zombies compete in the kitchen by eating the judges. And who wouldn't want to eat Padma Lakshmi?
AMERICAN CHOPPER... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:32:01 AM
The undead Tuttles try to build a chopper, but end up just eating the client.
A Clockwork Zombie by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:32:11 AM
Lord of the Flies (HA), The moaning of the Zombies ("So tell me Clarice" "MMOOOOOAAANN"), Who's afraid of Virgina Zombie, (I am george, I am),
Charlotte's Fed by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:33:47 AM
Stop! Or my mom will Eat You, What Screams May Come, Annie Hell
WHATS EATING GILBERT GRAPE?? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:33:54 AM
A horde of zombies. :-)
kloipy did that one, dude, by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:35:10 AM
Robin Williams films are ripe for this- Zombie ADams- strpaline: being bitten by the living dead IS the best medicine
Things To Eat In Denver When You're Dead by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:37:22 AM
Who's Gonna Be Dinner?
ZOMBIE speech from JAWS by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:37:45 AM
Quint: "Sometimes that zombie looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a zombie is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those zombies come in and... they rip you to pieces."
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:38:26 AM
East of eaten
Brainspotting by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:38:33 AM
:)
Zombie Gordon by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:40:04 AM
Zombie Flash "MMMOOOOAAAN" Vultan: "Thank's for giving an old bird like me another chance. Hey get off my wings, AAAARGH"
3 men and a dead baby by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:40:38 AM
:-P
Bridge to Terrorbithia by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:41:52 AM
Marvin's Doom
excellent: props to Zombie renton: by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:43:37 AM
which is going to be my next screen name if I get banned. Apologies to Irvin Welsh: "Choose Death. Choose no job. Choose no career. Choose eating your family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose dead health, no cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter coffin. Choose to eat your friends. Choose rotting leisurewear. Choose wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose no future. Choose death... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got VOODOO?
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:43:44 AM
Scarf-face-------------
Zombie and Clyde... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:43:49 AM
bank robbin flesh eatin zombies
Zombie's in the Mist by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:45:02 AM
Navy Squeals
The Wild Munch by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:46:14 AM
Slow motion zombie action from Sam Pecinpah
Last Zombie in Paris by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:46:51 AM
There must be a way to shoehorn a zombie reference into Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Adventures of Pluto Gnash by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:47:14 AM
Pretty Dead Woman
maybe by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:47:29 AM
Armagetin'eatin'
The For Breakfast Club by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:48:29 AM
Back to the Suture
With no apologies: by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:49:06 AM
FASTER ZOMBIECAT! KILL KILL
- by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:49:20 AM
Breakfast of Tiffany?, thats a tough one.
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Come back from the dead by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:49:40 AM
Brainless, Mr. Feeds
Shallow Grave by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:50:16 AM
ha!
nice try by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:50:43 AM
that's as near as I could get.
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:51:16 AM
The Marrow Margin
Intestines at Tiffanys? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:51:18 AM
:P
Breakfast of Tiffany's by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:51:50 AM
maybe?
Intestines at Tiffanys? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:51:54 AM
:P
Guess who's coming for dinner by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:52:35 AM
to be dinner, obviously.
Done with that one- by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:53:26 AM
any other really tough suggestions?
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:53:58 AM
disemboweling for columbine
Zombie Apocalypse Now... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:53:58 AM
I LOVE the smell of rotting flesh in the morning.
Ernest Flays Christmas by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:54:20 AM
Know what I mean, Vern?
Cleaving Las Vegas by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:55:38 AM
perhaps?
EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:57:13 AM
Ang Lee's heartwarming take on zombie life in Taipei.
stopped raining, so I'm outta here by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:57:15 AM
I'll leave you with: Million Dollar Zombie- the touching tale of one female zombies ill fated attempt to make it in the boxing world. The End's the same though.
The Mary Tyler Gore Show or Flesh Dance by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:57:24 AM
this is the best TB ever
see ya LP by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:58:12 AM
Cinemajerk, i was thinking the same thing
Peace out Prophet...SINGING IN THE PAIN? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:58:16 AM
:-)
isn't it just. I Am going to enjoy work tomorrow by Lost Prophet	Jul 3rd, 2007 11:58:36 AM
beats the shit out of whiging about Transformers. One More: (also been used as a porn title) GLADHEATEHER
The Last Meal of Scotland by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:00:59 PM
Graveheart
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:01:18 PM
schindlers lips-----------"I could have eaten a few more, just a few more!"
PRICELESS LP by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:02:38 PM
Automaton, dude that East of Eatin' had me fucking dying
Zombies of Arabia? by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:03:49 PM
or Dr. Zombie-ago.
ETZ The extra terrestrial zombie by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:05:19 PM
directed by Steven Mealsberg. WTF???
Return of the Jedi by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:07:02 PM
Bio-Doom
To kill a Mockingzombie by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:07:36 PM
Atticus Finch, scout and Boo Radley fend off zombies in this classic.
the 4 of us have this up to by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:08:25 PM
2nd largest TB
Zombies of Arabia! by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:09:33 PM
good one---Lawrence rides out of the Siani desert, collapses by the fire, turns to sherif Ali and with parched lips whispers " Nothing is bitten"
Zombies on a Train by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:10:10 PM
You eat my wife and I eat yours. Criss Cross!
Zombies of Arabia continued by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:11:16 PM
NO PRISONERS! EAT EVERYONE! :-)
Tasting Amy by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:12:07 PM
A leauge of their groan
Lol...you realize this could go on all day.... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:12:33 PM
I am home sick. I've got the fever. I've got the fever for more....COW-BRAINS.
Ditch the Nicotero make-up and we might have a winner! by workshed	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:13:39 PM
Keep it cheap and lacking in MTV fast-cut editing - nothing rocks better than a slow-moving greeny-grey zombie. However, 'Martin' remains my fave of all your movies. It was audacious, serious and, above all, terrifying. Still think you should have had royalties from '28 Days Later' - not in plagarising the 'Dead' films but 'The Crazies'.
Kill Bubba Vol 1 by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:13:51 PM
The crazy 88 zombies
Eat the Parents 2 by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:14:43 PM
sorry I'm just proud of that one
ZOMBIE DARKO by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:15:33 PM
DONNIE: How's it feel to have a zombie for a son? ROSE DARKO: It feels wonderful.
A league of their groan! by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:16:16 PM
cant type for laughing
Buffet of the Vanities by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:18:11 PM
In the Meat of the NIght
COLD HAND LUKE by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:19:41 PM
GUARD: What we have here is a failure to communicate.... ZOMBIE: Argggggggghhhhh?
Grinding Nemo by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:20:00 PM
i'm having a blast
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:20:17 PM
Dude where's my carcass
You, Me, and Zombie by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:22:11 PM
still awful
Day of the Dolphin Zombie by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:22:56 PM
Fah eats Pa
cold hand luke by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:23:02 PM
nice, maybe they have an eyeball eating contest.
A Dish Called Wanda by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:23:24 PM
>
Zombie on a Hot Tin Roof. by Boba Fat	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:24:30 PM
That's all I got.
12 Angry Zombies by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:24:36 PM
A sequestered jury of zombies eat the evidence and then each other.
Land of the Dead 2? by Honasty	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:24:57 PM
Is it ever going to happen?
The Eat of the Night by Boba Fat	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:25:51 PM
That really is all I've got
Operation Dumbo Chop by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:25:59 PM
that was a bad one but i'm still laughing
Mystic Zombie by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:26:48 PM
Is that my zombie in there?!! Is that my ZOMBIE IN THERE?!!
Mouth Pork:Rigor, Deader, and Cutup by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:27:36 PM
hmm?
The Dieing game by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:27:45 PM
#######spoiler######### She's a zombie
Zombie without a Cause... by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:30:42 PM
THEY'RE TEARING ME APART!!!!!
I ate Huckabees Heart by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:31:59 PM
yep
maybe by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:32:02 PM
A midsummer nights scream------Munch on you about nothing-------
Vote Darth Elvis by darthelvis	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:32:26 PM
I can't wait to see this film, think Land of the Dead was a good film but think this will be a lot better.
Face Eaten Off by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:35:55 PM
bad one
Lol...my brain is mush. by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:36:05 PM
Begining to feel like a zombie. Must....keep.....going
Lol...my brain is mush. by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:37:44 PM
Begining to feel like a zombie. Must....keep.....going
or by Automaton Overlord	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:38:02 PM
The remains of the day of the dead
The Remains of the Day/ Howards End by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:38:10 PM
both work perfectly just like that
Lol...my brain is mush. by Cinemajerk	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:38:13 PM
Begining to feel like a zombie. Must....keep.....going
The Remains of the Day/ Howards End by Kloipy	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:38:14 PM
both work perfectly just like that
Fucking SWEET, long live Romero!!! by Daddylonghead	Jul 3rd, 2007 12:38:40 PM
I loved LAND OF

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