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Is Herc Appalled By
Abdul’s New Reality Show??

I am not going to say anything.. by Ironmuskrat	Jun 28th, 2007 04:55:58 AM
Just going to sit back and enjoy the moment.
one again, the Hollywood Reporter is the only rag by BadMrWonka	Jun 28th, 2007 05:42:29 AM
to suck celebrity dick... I saw a little clip of this show, where she's belittling her staff for not getting her sweatpants and shit, and oh man...what a complete jerk. if you're so distanced from real life worries that you don't pack your own shit for an airplane flight, then you can't get that mad if someone doesn't know exactly which outfit you're going to want to wear. the sense of entitlement celebs have would be a wonder to me, if not put in perspective next to the biggest wonder of all: why the FUCK do any of us care enough to fuel these galaxy-sized egos? where's Kathy Griffin when you need her?
do we see her drinking? by newc0253	Jun 28th, 2007 06:43:25 AM
because apparently she does that alot.
Sorry Paula but "gifts" like you should be either by Yeti	Jun 28th, 2007 06:48:56 AM
thrown out, flushed away or re-gifted to a hated rival.
she is alrighta... by theonecalledshoe	Jun 28th, 2007 06:53:25 AM
though will the way some people talk they would perfer a Simon Cowell reality show instead.
Human shit doesn't need a TV show... by Paulseta	Jun 28th, 2007 07:47:32 AM
...just a big plastic bag. Besides, even the fucking animated cat from that filmclip would make for more interesting television. It's just amazing how much people will believe their own press, to the exclusion of reality and any decent human behaviour. Adbul is excused, as she is motorized walking excrement with a bad voice and worse hair.
Cumshots. by Harry Weinstein	Jun 28th, 2007 09:45:58 AM
That's the only thing that would get me to watch this tripe. And in saying this I speak for all of America.
This celeb obsession sucks... by ZeroCorpse	Jun 28th, 2007 10:21:37 AM
We're supposed to like celebrities for what they DO and not for being celebrities in and of itself. What does she DO anymore, besides judge a crap modern version of the Gong Show? Paris Hilton, the Olson Twins, and a great number of other "celebrities" seem to be getting by on being famous for being famous. Why do we care? Why are they on the covers of magazines? Why do we need to know what their special diet was, or who they're fucking, or anything else? I'm BEGGING the media to stop obsessing over non-celeb celebrities. I'm begging the public to stop watching crap like this, or reading US Magazine, Life & Style Magazine, or any of the other trashy celebrity gossip rags. GROW THE FUCK UP and stop treating these assholes like they're popular kids in America High School.
Well put, Zero. by fivecoat	Jun 28th, 2007 10:47:53 AM

Well it looks as if "The Soup" will have a new segment by StudioPlant69	Jun 28th, 2007 12:16:59 PM
It's time for... What's Paula been drinking? Paulaholic! Which American Idol contestant will drunk Paula try to sleep with? gOODfORyOU
This is why Kings often killed the the Jesters... by conspiracy	Jun 28th, 2007 01:14:33 PM
as they'd become too comfortable with their position, and begin to act as though they themselves were kingly. Sadly in todays world we happily make the Jesters kings..and hang on their every vacant, ignorant, narcissistic word. How anyone could sit and watch a woman, who's only claim to fame is prancing about lip-syncing with a cartoon cat, flit through life belittling people who are most probably her betters, is beyond me.
Paula Abdul is a mother(gunshot) cougar by Mr Incredible	Jun 28th, 2007 02:37:54 PM
How about more exploits of her picking up young guys on American Idol and having Fox cover it up after the relationship goes south? Great(gunshot)ing television!
WHY THE HELL CAN'T SHE COME OUT WITH ANOTHER ALBUM?! by enrique_o_k2000	Jun 28th, 2007 03:22:00 PM
She's not any less talented than the Spears camp, still looks great with the right hair, and is an incredible dancer. Paula, get off your drunk ass and give pop music junkies another hit!
Looks like we have another by BillyPilgrim	Jun 28th, 2007 04:20:12 PM
DRINKING GAME SHOW!!! Ugh, like I need another excuse.
Yay by Cobbio	Jun 28th, 2007 06:54:00 PM
I can't stand Paula Abdul. Talk about a self-absorbed narcissist who thinks she's the cat's ass, when the reality is she's a small-minded douchebag with too many "yes" people surrounding her. She seriously is one of the dumbest, least interesting adults I've ever seen. Good thing she was kind of hot back in the day or no one would've ever noticed her. She's like human fast food. Despite this, I'm sure the doddering American Idol sycophants will rally to make the show a moderate hit. Thus Paula will act even more shallow and self-important than she already is. What a wonderful lady. Yay.
Hilton, Abdul and Reid (The 3 Stooges) by thegreatwhatzit	Jun 28th, 2007 07:37:46 PM
Paris Hilton exits from a country club (aka "jail") and the press treats her like Nelson Mandela ("People" devoted a cover to that egocentric, spoiled bitch?)... Paula Abdul's show is palatable only when compared to Tara Reid's aborted E! series (Jesus, Abdul's gig comparatively looks like NIGHT AND FOG). Why are disreputable assholes (Hilton/Abdul) elevated to celebrity status? Thank God that Reid has been exiled to trivia competitions (screened her recent horror film, a derivative confection that made BRIDE OF THE MONSTER look like a Hitchcock polemic). I hope that Hilton and Abdul draw the same anonymity--but the media is too impassioned with both untalented bimbos. And which "Hollywood Reporter" did Abdul blow to qualify for an undeserved (almost surreal) review?
With apologies to Kathy Griffin by JohnDrake	Jun 28th, 2007 11:39:20 PM
How do you get to be a sack of crazy like Paula Abdul? You start with a foundation of Oxycontin and you build on it.
Why don't people treat me like the gift that I am? by Riviera	Jun 29th, 2007 03:58:57 AM
Classic! The only thing I remember Paula Abdul for was that godawful song she did with a poorly animated cat, sometime in the 80's (or was it the 90's - I can't remember). It's amazing how people who cling to "celebrity" get their own TV shows - as if anyone even slightly sane is going to be interested in watching some has-been, now famous for giving her "expert opinions" on shitty wannabe singers. Quite pathetic. I shudder to think what the TV executives have got up their sleeves for the future. This show sounds on a par with the David Gest show that bombed over here (in the UK) a couple of months ago. It's a sad state of affairs that celebrity now consists of ex-Big Brother contestants (total and utter losers ), those whose careers burned out many years ago only to resurface on some "celeb" game show (I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! I'm looking at you), and people who've fucked one of the above. What happened to real talent and star quality? You'll not find it on The X Factor, or American Idol, that's for sure. Rant over!
CNN sucks. by thegreatwhatzit	Jun 29th, 2007 10:29:18 AM
CNN is the "network you can trust?" Yeah, like a used car salesman. The "news" network treated Hilton like royalty (according to IMdB, a time clock was posted, chronicling a countdown until Hilton was released from "prison"). All of this adulation--interviews, the "Paris is really a good girl" defense, et al--was capped-off with Larry King serving as Hilton's press agent. Fuck CNN and any network that affords Abdul some sort of credence as a "talent."
this show made my soul hurt by durhay	Jun 29th, 2007 02:30:42 PM
oopsie, my dog ate a valuable ring! Haw haw!
Do we get to see Abdul tripping over her dog by Big Jim	Jun 29th, 2007 03:34:30 PM
and breaking her nose? That might be worth watching. The only reason anyone will watch this show is due to the "car crash" factor. People are curious. Like Elen Degeneres said in EdTV, you don't want to see that head rolling down the highway but you look all the same. This has got to be one of the stupidest ideas for a TV show and hopefully will be cancelled by the first commercial break (and its creators and all involved in its production are banned from TV forevermore).
More crap for the masses.... by closeencounter	Jun 30th, 2007 02:53:20 AM
And the masses will eat it up, unfortunately. Altho, I might watch highlights of her stepping out of her swimming pool or shower. 8^O
The masses... by thegreatwhatzit	Jun 30th, 2007 10:23:28 AM
Don't know if the masses will "eat it up"; they spit out Tara Reid and will likely sustain enough good taste to avoid another helping of Abdul.

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