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Err...
by Phimseto
Jun 27th, 2007
11:56:26 AM
...hmm...
First!
by silver screen surfer
Jun 27th, 2007
11:56:53 AM
Yay.
1st
by CQuest
Jun 27th, 2007
11:56:54 AM
yay
DAMMIT
by CQuest
Jun 27th, 2007
11:57:16 AM
IHATE YOU BOTH
Really...
by Phimseto
Jun 27th, 2007
11:57:58 AM
...I've sat here trying to figure out a reaction to this and it's just such a weird decision that I have no idea what to think. Are they trying to save money on a GI Joe revival by doing this? "Well, we can't afford both so let's have Transformers fighting...evil humans!"
Wow, I didn't think it could get any worse...
by Harry Weinstein
Jun 27th, 2007
11:58:03 AM
Autobots versus evil humans? Only Cartoon Network could be retarded enough to think that was anything like a good idea. Now if they give us Optimus Prime incinerating Dick Cheney or something I might have a slight change of heart on this... but that would imply that Cartoon Network had balls, instead of an empty nutsack dangling listlessly.
"we're REALLY EXCITED" that's what they always say.
by future help
Jun 27th, 2007
11:58:10 AM
the biggest selling line ever. fuck this. however, iam game for the Samurai Jack flic. (i mean excited)
When I was a kid...
by AxeBox
Jun 27th, 2007
11:59:34 AM
I watched stuff that was cool. It didn't matter if it was geared to me or not. So, why is it that production companies feel that in order for kids to watch the show must be geared towards them, and subsequently dumbed down? Do kids ever ask for this?
Axebox
by Phimseto
Jun 27th, 2007
12:00:50 PM
See also the "Doctor Who" talkback.
Depends...
by phaedrus007
Jun 27th, 2007
12:04:06 PM
It's not such a bad idea. Some variety in the rogue's gallery has never been a bad thing. But I hope this isn't to say there won't be anymore Decepticons. There should be both. On another note, does anyone else think that a reimagining of the material this close to the movie they just spent zillions on is a bas sign? I mean, if the movie is so good, why not adapt it into cartoon form?
Tragic stylistic mismatch
by Darth_Inedible
Jun 27th, 2007
12:05:01 PM
Maybe it'll work, but judging from this image it's not working for me. I wish CN had tried something completely new for this property instead of just plugging in their house style.
Looks like a Genny T. ripoff
by TheWumpus
Jun 27th, 2007
12:05:13 PM
In character design at least-- Except Genny would have actually made this good.
I need to see more...
by silver screen surfer
Jun 27th, 2007
12:06:01 PM
Before I join in on the bashing.
Shouldn't robots look....ROBOTIC?
by tompiltoff
Jun 27th, 2007
12:09:00 PM
I swear to god I'm fucking SICK of this shitty animation style.
just to echo Cap'n Jack up there...
by TheWumpus
Jun 27th, 2007
12:09:14 PM
Yeah, I'm tired of seeing the Samurai Jack rip-off style...but more than that, I'm sick of seeing it done without flair. Go back and watch those S.Jack episodes and you'll see Genny's character designs, but more than that, you'll see a skillfull storyteller doing really f'in cool things with those characters...most of the rip-off stuff in this style of animation looks totally bland, with no sense of cinematic grander...
another picture @ animatedbliss.com
by Acne Scarface
Jun 27th, 2007
12:10:53 PM
TRANSLATION...
by The Lonely Dachshund
Jun 27th, 2007
12:21:06 PM
Since super heroes are the "in" thing these days, we want to exploit this and figured a ROBOT super hero cartoon would sell. But we don't trust ourselves to make up an original, new concept that this generation can make they're own. We want to make sure it is branded with something everyone is familiar with and already aware of (especially with the new movie!). But we don't want to hold true to it: we just want its audience and pedigree. We're really excited to screw around with something that's already well established rather do something...original!? (Because then we might come up with something really cool that kids now a days can embarce and then look forward to bashing in it's live-action form 20 years from now.)
Why not CGI?
by codymr
Jun 27th, 2007
12:21:13 PM
I'm the first to agree that movies and TV are using too much CGI these days... but doesn't the Transformers franchise beg to be rendered with state of the art computer animation... I enjoy Samurai Jack and Clone Wars, but this style does not hit the right note when it comes to robots
is there any continuity between this and the film?
by newc0253
Jun 27th, 2007
12:21:51 PM
and, if not, shouldn't there be?
Why not CGI? 2
by codymr
Jun 27th, 2007
12:24:09 PM
I guess I should clarify... my feeling is that it should be 3D CGI... not 2D computer or traditional cell animation
Why
by Nuck81
Jun 27th, 2007
12:25:40 PM
Does every new cartoon have to have taht distorted, Samurai Jack look to it?
hmmm
by Nuck81
Jun 27th, 2007
12:27:27 PM
Guess I should have read the talkback before posting, glad I'm not the only one
Fucking Stupid
by Rat Fink
Jun 27th, 2007
12:27:41 PM
This is the dumbest shit I have seen. That drawing of OP above is pure crap with the curved lines and small waist. And Transformers is about Robots fighting robots Autobots vs. Decepticons not bank robbers or dumb shit like that. Just fucking stupid.
What's with the face?
by nomedigas
Jun 27th, 2007
12:28:19 PM
What happened to Optimus' "jaw"? Now he looks more like the Iron Giant. http://tinyurl.com/2dguhs
WTF????
by sith-vol
Jun 27th, 2007
12:28:20 PM
Okey dokey then. Sounds plain shitty to me.
It's spelled
by Frederika Bimmel
Jun 27th, 2007
12:29:12 PM
Genndy, you fucktards and yes this new transformers (small 'T") will blow.
STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
by godzillasushi
Jun 27th, 2007
12:29:24 PM
WHY RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD PROPERTY....oh right, $$$$$$
Wow ... doesn't that sound fu(gunshot)ing stupid
by Lamerz
Jun 27th, 2007
12:32:33 PM
nt
I'm gonna say it, people...
by BizarroJerry
Jun 27th, 2007
12:36:14 PM
At least Michael Bay didn't do this...
so technology has advanced
by supermarch
Jun 27th, 2007
12:36:59 PM
but the cartoon looks 1000X worse than the one from 25 fucking years ago?

Open your wallets!

Why not do a cubist Winnie the Pooh while your at it
by modlight
Jun 27th, 2007
12:39:31 PM
That really is horrible and the sign of a lazy lazy animator.
Will someone please fire
by veritasses
Jun 27th, 2007
12:40:47 PM
the dumb ass, "creative" MBA marketing fools and anyone along that whole chain of command responsible for this garbage? Are these the same guys responsible for putting on Saved By The Bell a few months back? The best cartoons and anime isn't/wasn't/never will be born from marketing surveys and traget groups or just going for what's hip at this moment. You want somone who's going to give us something that's going to last and have tons of licensing opportunities and spin offs. If they can't come up with new ideas, how about they bring back JLU or Batman:TAS.
I also am tired of the Samurai Jack style
by Neo Zeed
Jun 27th, 2007
12:41:42 PM
Was it really needed for Transformers? Does anybody really think it's better than the original TF. Maybe some corporate douchebag feels a 5 year old's feeble mind can only register simple shapes. However, back in the 80s companies knew that we wanted to see something that looked cool not corny.
WHAT?!
by khaynu
Jun 27th, 2007
12:42:28 PM
Please tell me this is a joke, right? Right?!
How about a GI Joe cartoon where they do relief work?
by Big Bad Clone
Jun 27th, 2007
12:45:42 PM
"Gee, building bridges and digging wells sure is harder than foiling Cobra's stupid plans."
Best idea since Loonatics Unleashed!!!
by wash
Jun 27th, 2007
12:47:18 PM
That show was da bomb, AMIRITE?
Giant robots with guns and swords versus rich humans
by Big Bad Clone
Jun 27th, 2007
12:48:18 PM
maybe the Transformers can dole out some non-binding resolutions.
I'm not even a TRANSFORMERS fan...
by RenoNevada2000
Jun 27th, 2007
12:48:34 PM
I'm not even a TRANSFORMERS fan and I realize that this is a king crap of an idea. My condolences.
YES!
by tile_mcgillus
Jun 27th, 2007
12:49:40 PM
Another brilliant idea from brilliant people. It is getting really fucking hard to be a geek anymore.
"We're really excited to make poop out of gold!"
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jun 27th, 2007
12:53:42 PM
I'm usually patient with TV and film projects to wait until the final result to start bitchin', but this isn't working for me. Why not have Superman fight corporate greed, or the Thundercats reenact Bible stories. There's some fresh ideas we've never seen.
You think thats bad...
by bufflehead18
Jun 27th, 2007
12:54:51 PM
...check out the rest of the autobots http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/ vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&im gid=4374
WHEN I WAS A KID
by WISEBLOOD
Jun 27th, 2007
12:54:55 PM
I would've watched ANYTHING but something like this. If the art that is above is indicative of the style, and they are actually going to diminish the role of the decepticons, this cartoon is going to go down HARD.
Like He-Man where we watch Prince Adam govern
by Big Bad Clone
Jun 27th, 2007
12:56:32 PM
or Spider-Man running a pizza place.
Looks and sounds...
by Emerald Saber
Jun 27th, 2007
12:57:33 PM
Unforgivably terrible. Why can't we have something akin to Beast Wars?!
Wow, an ANIMATED transfermers?
by Godardwhowhatnow
Jun 27th, 2007
12:57:52 PM
What will they think of next?
He-Man:Animated! Now with less Skeletor!
by typingaway
Jun 27th, 2007
01:00:48 PM
G.I. Joe:Animated now with less Co---ah,you get the point ;)
The rest of the Autobots
by bufflehead18
Jun 27th, 2007
01:07:07 PM
Wizarduniverse.com also has the full group shot and details on there site.....It looks like Optimus, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Cy-kill, and Sgt. Slaughter...Why Not?
Okay you know what?
by DeusExMachina
Jun 27th, 2007
01:07:14 PM
I never thought I would say this.... But this shit looks and sounds like it's going to be worse than the Go Bots. In fact, I think I would rather see a Go Bots remake that this crap.
TO CATCH A PREDATOR: TRANSFORMERS STYLE
by Yack Backer
Jun 27th, 2007
01:08:08 PM
Watch Chris Hanson from DATELINE as he teams up with the Autobots and catch predators seeking underage sexual partners. Autobots disguised as 12 year-old girls will make the world save from all pedophiles! COMING THIS FALL!
We get THIS instead of more JLU??
by Abin Sur
Jun 27th, 2007
01:08:58 PM
This GUNSHOTting GUNSHOT reeks of GUNSHOT, those GUNSHOTting MotherGUNSHOT GUNSHOThead GUNSHOT sucking producers. GUNSHOT.
You know what else?
by DeusExMachina
Jun 27th, 2007
01:10:01 PM
This is kharma showing its head. This is for all you people who said that Michael Bay is raping your childhood by drasticly changing your beloved characters. What do you think now?
This is where everybody is! Oh.
by lost.rules
Jun 27th, 2007
01:13:20 PM
FAGS!
eww more of the korean arthouse style
by palewook
Jun 27th, 2007
01:15:17 PM
so tired of this passing for animation in the states just b/c its the cheapest.
Thundercats...
by bufflehead18
Jun 27th, 2007
01:15:24 PM
I hope the new Thundercats show, where they are supposed to be a modern day Rock group, is dead forever now. But after seeing this, I'm not putting anything past them. And warner owns the rights to Thundercats, so I guess they will do whatever they want no matter how much we bitch...
I think...
by TinSpider
Jun 27th, 2007
01:16:37 PM
Hasbro has been infiltrated by mindless human 'hosts' that are controlled by a race of microscopic aliens which look like algae. Either that or they just don't give a fuck anymore.
another image from it
by palewook
Jun 27th, 2007
01:20:18 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2g8jk9
IT'S...
by jimmy rabbitte
Jun 27th, 2007
01:21:33 PM
The Mattel, Mars Bar, Quick Energy Choco-Bot Hour!!!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

I see the designers were told...
by photoboy
Jun 27th, 2007
01:23:27 PM
... to make sure the designs looked as shit as possible to make Bay's TINO shitfest look vaguely professional.
oh noes they're stealing my childhood yet again!
by Mr_X
Jun 27th, 2007
01:29:37 PM
no wait, its hasbro, it's thier product and they can do what they like. suck it losers!
GENIUS MOVE
by Logan_1973
Jun 27th, 2007
01:31:46 PM
I love it. The same old spin on Prime vs. Megatron would have grown tired after a few episodes. Plus it would have constantly compared to G1, etc. Finally some new visions for a franchise on a major comeback.
ok, ok, the flames aren't so bad!!!
by McDee
Jun 27th, 2007
01:32:44 PM
especially compared to this shit. they are transforming this total crap. aside from Battlestar Galactica, PLEASE STOP RE-IMAGINING SHIT!!!!! It was pretty good the first time around, otherwise if wouldn't have been so fucking popular you ficktwits!!!
Well well well...
by TheJake
Jun 27th, 2007
01:34:25 PM
Lame lame lame lame. What Bob Higgins, Senior VP of Programming and Development at Cartoon Network meant to say was: "Basically we paid a hefty fee to Hasbro to rip off the name of this decades old franchise and slapped it on some poorly animated crap to sell to kids who don't now the fuckin difference." Sound about right to you?
Why don't we just have...
by Transmetropolitan
Jun 27th, 2007
01:35:03 PM
the new Star Wars cartoon with Jedi not fighting Sith, but instead they quarrel with bank robbers, counsel rape victims, or take down illegal aliens as part of border patrol. This is ridiculous and retarded.
Cartoon Network IS RAPING my CHILDHOOD!
by Squashua
Jun 27th, 2007
01:35:26 PM
TRANSFORMERS, GO!
Eh.
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 27th, 2007
01:35:54 PM
This'll last about as long as that Xtreme Bugs Bunny thing they did a few years ago.
Wow. Talk about ill-conceived.
by odysseus
Jun 27th, 2007
01:36:42 PM
Bleh.
This Is The Kind Of Thinking
by Colier Rannd
Jun 27th, 2007
01:44:00 PM
that leads to James Bond Jr., the new Speed Racer (who apparenlty abandons his son) and Loonatics. My god people, do us all a favor and find an unstable wrestler to live with. LOL
I'm really excited about taking a shit on this.
by Bald Evil
Jun 27th, 2007
01:46:06 PM
What an appalling concept. I'll never understand the need to "reinvent" something that has proven to be entertaining in and of itself. People like Transformers because, and I quote, "Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons." That's all there is to it. It's not broken! Don't fix it!
God awful trash
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 27th, 2007
01:52:30 PM
i blame shit like teen titans and bad anime for this mess
So Optimus Prime is a firetruck now?
by zebra
Jun 27th, 2007
01:54:54 PM
Insert joke about Optimus having a big hose here.
No Starscream = Nipples on Optimus
by chrth
Jun 27th, 2007
01:56:40 PM
I guess this won out over the alternative
by Hervoyel
Jun 27th, 2007
01:57:48 PM
I'm absolutely positive that some piece of shit somewhere pushed a "Transformer Acadamy" concept where new juvenile Autobots accompanied old favorites and had "adventures" on their own when the grown ups weren't looking. It was either that, "Autobot Superheroes" or "Autobot Babies". One of the three was going to rape somebodies childhood. For a change of pace it wasn't mine or yours. It's the kids who are going to be stuck growing up watching this shit.
If it aint broke. . . .
by Macstone
Jun 27th, 2007
01:58:24 PM
Take a shit on it anyway????!!!!!! This sounds so fuckin' stupid it's not even funny! Why??? Any WTFs up with Optimus' waist????
The Decline of Cartoon Network
by kdog69
Jun 27th, 2007
02:01:44 PM
I think cartoon network officially died when they decided to cancel dextor's lab, johnny bravo, powerpuff girls, and samurai jack, but to keep Ed, Edd, and Eddy on their air for over 6 years. Canceling JLU was just shooting the grave. After The Batman and Fantastic for animated shows, its hard to not to see this coming.
yuck
by NormanOsborne
Jun 27th, 2007
02:01:59 PM
Cartoon Network was dead to me the minute JLU ended. Now this is just beating a dead horse. Terrible.
This will be a big hit with the kids...
by Ironmuskrat
Jun 27th, 2007
02:16:05 PM
Not so much of a hit with the 35-40 year olds out there(like me)...

I had hope at one time that Cartoon Network would create animated shows that would be tuned towards adults. Adult Swim got my hopes up but it seems to have peaked after a few years and is now mostly showing crap or constant repeats of shows from its glory days, if you can even call it that.

Does anyone remember the "Pretender" figures?
by PacmanFever
Jun 27th, 2007
02:16:42 PM
It was a line Hasbro put out when G1 was on its last legs. The idea was that the Transformers now came with humanoid shells which they walked around with to disguise themselves. I believe the concept was even incorporated into the comic at the time, where of course everybody still recognised everyone else. The relevance of this is; that was an early attempt to increase the human dimension in Transformers. It wasn't cool then. It almost certainly won't be cool now. Change can be good, but not when it goes completely against what made the property interesting and successful in the first place.
That is pretty mother(gunshot) stupid
by Mr Incredible
Jun 27th, 2007
02:17:52 PM
Just show the stuff from the 80's. What's so damn hard about that?
sounds like a steaming pile of
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jun 27th, 2007
02:19:57 PM
shit to me..looks evn worse, based on that 3rd graders depiction of Optimus..I could draw that with my dick...
Damn you Cartoon Network
by tonamania
Jun 27th, 2007
02:20:22 PM
I don't know what's worse, the premise or the "artwork". This looks just terrible.
hilarious posts
by cammywobs
Jun 27th, 2007
02:28:06 PM
at least Cartoon Network can still spark some creativity... in the insults that can be flung at this thrombosed hemorrhoid of an idea... but seriously why is Cartoon Network even Hasbro's first choice? Wasn't Beast Wars pretty good for toy sales? Couldn't Mainframe Entertainment put together something new for kids with quality CG animation?
how is Optimus supposed to transform
by cammywobs
Jun 27th, 2007
02:34:54 PM
with those weird, curvy arms
How many MORE shitty animated shows can CN put out?
by Pi-Rate
Jun 27th, 2007
02:40:58 PM
It seems that you don't have to have animation OR writing talents to get a job at Cartoon Network. With shows like this (and their growing collection of Live Action shows), this really makes me wish they'd finally start the third network. Boomerang, Cartoon Network, and the third one - Pure Anal Discharge. Put the "classics" on Boomerang, the newer good stuff on CN, and everything else on PAD. The only TRUE animated show anymore is Robot Chicken, as it's true hand done stop motion animation, whereas most of the other stuff is FLASH animation. Looks like I've got another "Thumbs Down" show for my TiVo...
Cartoon network sucks
by Bloo
Jun 27th, 2007
02:41:34 PM
I watch it, but only for select show. And those shows would be anything by Genndy or Craig McCraken. Why? Because those guys have an understanding of humor and what works and those can also animate in different styles. Powerpuff looks nothing like Foster's, Dexter's looks nothing like Samarui Jack. I believe, however I'm not sure, that either CN or Lucas Films asked Genndy to do the Clone Wars in the SJ style

As for this Transformer's project, all I can say is DON'T. Not just the fighting humans (what a dumb dumb dumb idea) but the whole thing period. It's a retarded idea

and why why pray tell Transformers Animated? Like we're going to think that "gee there was just a live action transformers movie, maybe this is going to be on Catroon network live action even though all the previews are animated" DO YOU THINK WE ARE THAT STUIPD!

and while I'm ranting about CN, why all of a sudden are you showing live action movies I thought this was CARTOON FU(GUNSHOT) NETWORK,not the g(gunshot) da(gunshot) Disney Channel. School of Rock, the (GUNSHOT) MIGHTY DUCKS?

What the F is wrong is with Optimus in that pic?
by Tenguman
Jun 27th, 2007
02:51:09 PM
It's like Picasso did the character design. And people wonder why everyone hates Cartoon Network today. Ugh I'm so sick of that style. Who keeps telling the animation studios that that style is actually good? Do they have a focus group made up entirely of retards? God, I miss the cartoons of the 80's. They should just run the old stuff... or at least put them on dvd again so I can watch them on my own.
The only way the STORY could work...
by RobRed1
Jun 27th, 2007
02:52:10 PM
is if the humans captured destroyed Decepticons, reverse engineered them, and made giant battle suits with human pilots that transform. The animation style is completely wrong for this.
Michael Moore: Decepticon Collaborator
by uss cygnus
Jun 27th, 2007
02:55:11 PM
...Lock & Load, Prime.
that picture of OP makes him look like the cover of a..
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 27th, 2007
02:55:34 PM
Greatful Dead record or something. Maybe Taj Mahal?
If Hasbro was smart, Dinobots cartoon
by DigitalDong
Jun 27th, 2007
02:59:47 PM
Seriously, TF never fully dominated till they introduced the Dinobots. Kids love robots and dinosaurs. Still do. Also the Dinobots would be better to spin off since they kind of did their own thing in the original series and showed up when they were needed. " Me Grimlock, me king"
wow that looks like crap
by Eh Nam1313
Jun 27th, 2007
03:00:01 PM
so sad
Here is how the suits do it...
by DarthFloyd
Jun 27th, 2007
03:04:26 PM
In order to understand how the brain-trusts come up with these "Re-Imaging" ideas, all you need to do is 1) buy the rights to something that was successful back 10, 20, 30 years ago. 2) Take something easily recognizable from said show (Star Trek Delta Shield, Autobot/Decepticon emblem, etc) and toss it onto a big steaming pile of dog s#!t. 3) Sell to public, watch idiots with small attention spans buy it up. 4) When enough money comes in from pillaging that franchise, find another and repeat.
What a bunch of garbage...
by JunoFallon
Jun 27th, 2007
03:07:04 PM
The premise alone is enough to make a person sick, but does anyone else think Optimus looks like a multi colored ape? Ugh!
Wow...
by Veni Vidi Vici
Jun 27th, 2007
03:07:14 PM
sounds like shit.
Fuck it!
by Aqua-Mega-Cock-Man
Jun 27th, 2007
03:10:37 PM
Between this and the stupid looking animation, this show will never appear on my television.
Jesus holy God...
by yesiamaplant
Jun 27th, 2007
03:19:41 PM
...what the fuck is that? I mean seriously, what the fuck is that? What goddamned market are they attempting to appeal to with this? What fucking market could possibly hell shit piss like this crap? I swear to fucking Christ if my six year old nephew or any of his sisters or cousins sport this shit on a lunch box, I will fucking disown them. That is the most horrendous drawing I have seen in my LIFE. And I read comics in the mid-90's, people.
Bob Higgins. . .
by Big Dick
Jun 27th, 2007
03:21:17 PM
raped my childhood! Waaaaaah!
Does Optimus say "My bad" in this version?
by Pennsy
Jun 27th, 2007
03:21:28 PM
I am so there if that happens. [sarcasm]. Just 'cause Ron Moore and David Eick caught lightning in a bottle on their BSG reimagining doesn't mean that every reboot is going to end up the same way. Stupid (gunshot)er-(gunshot)kers.
Remember the EXTREME LOONEY TUNES? (links incl.)
by Squashua
Jun 27th, 2007
03:33:41 PM
http://tinyurl.com/284sga

and

http://tinyurl.com/283ga3
Actual Cool 80's Animation....
by DeckardBladeRunner
Jun 27th, 2007
03:36:02 PM
Mighty Orbots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0qiFRD0NLzY the Bionic 6 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ygQbXg7-VuA Centurions... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =szjcCB8m3G8 M.A.S.K.... I wish my house could transform into a combat fort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =RQdgbs0IUDg and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =KqBbjpan8K0&mode=related&sear ch ... Flash Gordon... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =NgyJZchTE4A "jayce and the wheeled warriors"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =FFEv2mmiRWg blackstar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =m4SeJ33j8DQ Silverhawks http://youtube.com/watch?v=BDp DOrH01_4 Galaxy Rangers http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMp sAmWbSJg
This is seriously...
by 7pointedstar
Jun 27th, 2007
03:40:11 PM
...one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life.
HAHAHAHAHA
by Movietool
Jun 27th, 2007
03:43:19 PM
I can't get upset that they're re-imagining the Transformers, but I can tell you that if I were 10 again I'd be as sick to death of The Paul Dini/Genndy Tartakovsky rip-offs as I am now at 34. Is it even possible to be original and get people with money to support your vision,or are the people behind this show just creatively dead inside? How can the artists behind these designs even sleep at night knowing how badly they're aping Dini and Tartakovsky?
I hate that design style. . .
by rajium32
Jun 27th, 2007
03:43:36 PM
a good way to sell more toys is to introduce a completely new set of enemies.
I hate that design style. . .
by rajium32
Jun 27th, 2007
03:43:40 PM
a good way to sell more toys is to introduce a completely new set of enemies.
no surprise
by NinjaChampion
Jun 27th, 2007
03:45:11 PM
With a few exceptions, most Transformer cartoons have sucked pretty bad. And their has been a ton of them, Beast Wars, Cybertron, Headmasters, Armada, Zone, Galaxy Force, etc. What's especially bad about this one is they are trying to turn it into something it's not. There are plenty of comic book super heroe teams they could turn into a cartoon instead of the Transformers.
this idea is the very definition
by slder78
Jun 27th, 2007
03:45:30 PM
of teh suck. I mean, autobots vs. humans?? Shouldn't the autobots automatically win every time b/c their 10 times the size of a human? An autobot could just use us as a pea in an oversized pea shooter.
wow that looks really shitty
by roccotheripper
Jun 27th, 2007
03:59:34 PM
any old school cartoon remake ends up being total shit
Why do all this idiots...
by Angelus_420
Jun 27th, 2007
04:08:51 PM
...need to take beloved pieces of people's childhood and "reimagine" or "reinvent"??? All these people that screw and ruin this licences don't seem to realize that it's because of what they were then that so many people love it. Basically if we all loved it then clean it up add new effects or whatever but keep the spirt of what we loved alive don't change it because then it stops being the thing we love and becomes the thing we hate. Autobots fight Decepticons (and GI JOE)NOT superheroes. I wish studios would actually stop and think before they act. Its bad enough that there isn't enough original ideas but don't destroy the ideas that came before. Later
Bring back the Beast Wars/Beast Machines!
by Frankenblogger
Jun 27th, 2007
04:16:25 PM
Would love to see a story set after the reformatting of Cybertron. As for the above, it looks like Transformers meets Dora The Explorer. Wouldn't be surprized if the Autobots started bursting into song or trying to solve puzzles or some other shit.
How about less Autobots and MORE Decepticons
by Gorrister
Jun 27th, 2007
04:23:11 PM
Decepticons were always more interesting anyways. Besides, how 'heroic' will the Autobots look in this series? On one side, you'll have huge, warrior robots taking on tiny, squishy human beings. That's like telling a story about a 'heroic' grown man fighting 'evil' kittens.
Or perhaps.....
by Gorrister
Jun 27th, 2007
04:24:09 PM
...it's more like the old "Godzilla versus Bambi" short. Anyone else remember that?
WTF is up with the "Teen Titans" style?
by Mike_D
Jun 27th, 2007
04:25:37 PM
lame.
soudns awful
by BLWiseass
Jun 27th, 2007
04:26:17 PM
and is that Prime or Voltron. I can't tell.
sounds like an awesomely...
by Gorf
Jun 27th, 2007
04:30:30 PM
...retarded idea! Way to go!
Damn It All...
by MrCleanAZ
Jun 27th, 2007
04:36:33 PM
What the hell are CN and Hasbro thinking? And how are they planing on creating figures for this crap? I bet they'll have to have a vehicle mode toy and a robot toy that don't even really transform. BASTARDS!!!
Looks like crap.
by ZeroCorpse
Jun 27th, 2007
04:40:30 PM
I'm really, really sick of the Japan-izing of everything. Anime SUCKS. Stop emulating it! It's especially stupid to emulate anime, as it only came about because old Japanese animators with none of their own creativity or style were copying old-style Disney animation. So current American toons that copy anime style are copying a style that is in itself a bad copy of an American style!!!

GAHHHH! When will this Japanophile fad fucking DIE already?!?!

Ouch
by Pr_Frink
Jun 27th, 2007
04:47:07 PM
This will not be good. I understand that it's more for kids than geeks like us but come on. That design of Optimus looks horrendous.
Bring Back Beast Wars...
by 1895DCSkate
Jun 27th, 2007
04:47:42 PM
...story was more adult oriented and characters actually died or was killed in the series.
Looks like shit
by Wonderboys
Jun 27th, 2007
05:02:14 PM
That style doesn't suit well to Transformers
New word for "Reimagine" and "Reinvent"
by jackalcack
Jun 27th, 2007
05:08:02 PM
"Rerape". As in "We've used the basic Transformers and characters as a springboard, but then we're pretty much reraped the whole thing," said Bob Higgins, senior vp programming and development at Cartoon Network.
No, don't bring back Beast Wars either
by Tenguman
Jun 27th, 2007
05:08:43 PM
God, I hated all those lame 3d CGI shows... Reboot, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, etc. Crappy-ass tv cg. It hurt my eyes even more than this squiggly wannabe-anime version. Just... stop messing with what worked.
It's apparent...
by Magunga
Jun 27th, 2007
05:21:00 PM
...that the transformation won't be shown literally, as they seem to have softened the edges of the 'bots. Yuck. This looks like a complete mess.
UGH
by thefutureoffilm
Jun 27th, 2007
05:26:50 PM
I feel like they're raping my face by fucking me through my eyeballs.
BULLSHIT!!!
by PUSSY ON OPTIMUS
Jun 27th, 2007
05:27:18 PM
This animation is too blocky and unrealistic. Do the animators not realize that it took ILM over sixty thousand hours per frame to render the PUSSY ON OPTIMUS, which was clearly their best work to date. You think some dude can just draw something like that freehand? Fuck.
The real quote
by themidnighter23
Jun 27th, 2007
05:32:21 PM
"We've used the basic Transformers and characters as a springboard, but then we're pretty much reimagining the whole thing into something really shitty for those stupid American kids," said Bob Higgins, senior vp programming and development at Cartoon Network. "What we're doing with it is basically turning it into a really shitty superhero story. I mean, look at that faux anime artwork we got going here. It can't get any crappier than that, be we sure as hell will try. We're really excited that we're able to take this decades-old property and hopefully turn it into the same shit that kids have seen or expected from animated shows before."
To me, the appeal of Transformers...
by Magunga
Jun 27th, 2007
05:37:08 PM
...came in the fact that they actually looked like they could transform (hence the title). Whereas I was in error with my previous post when I said the edges were softened, the animators have rounded out parts of Optimus' body that don't make sense if he is actually supposed to change shape.
I need to comandeer this TB for the following statement
by Pennsy
Jun 27th, 2007
05:39:53 PM
You fuckers on here who lobbied ABC to bring back According to Jim...you got yer wish!

http://tinyurl.com/yv5qqh.

You can't stop the force of nature that is Jim Belushi, you can only hope to contain him. I don't think Caveman is too long for ABC's world this fall.

Cartoon Network is a FUCKING MESS
by ebolamonkey
Jun 27th, 2007
05:44:15 PM
This is a network that actually puts up art cards in Adult Swim insulting their OWN FUCKING PROGRAMMING. They insult the anime crowd in one - but last time I checked they were STILL running anime. They can't afford to pay for their own programming, they can't afford good classic cartoon series (or the new ones), and they can't get anyone to watch the cheapo crap they've cobbled together. How long can they keep playing Family Guy and Futurama??? Animation is too time consuming, Venture Brothers and Robot Chicken is WAY too little to keep me interested anymore. Cartoon Network is going down, they can't fill their schedule with anything other than Girls Gone Wild infomercials these days.
I don't even give a shit about a new Transformers
by jackalcack
Jun 27th, 2007
05:47:17 PM
cartoon and more than likely wouldn't even watch it, even if every episode was as good as the Lost season 3 finale and this news STILL really pisses me off. Actually, why the hell am I even here? Oh yeah, it's all I've got (sniff)
RESCUE ME from these horrible updates.
by Shermdawg
Jun 27th, 2007
05:51:00 PM
I will admit, the other pic that was released that shows the full team looks a hell of a lot bettr, but damn, this isn't the way to go.

btw, where's the Rescue Me talkback Herc???
Great. More emphasis on HUMANS in Transformers
by finky089
Jun 27th, 2007
05:51:31 PM
Fuck you very much, Michael Bay and company (including the studio).

Not only does Optimus have a FREAKING HUGE chin now, but he's fighting humans more than Decepticons?

Christ ona transforming cross, this is ridiculous!

Or is it really just the fallout from having such shittily designed Decepticons in the new movie???

SHITE!
by Robots In Das Guys
Jun 27th, 2007
05:52:55 PM
OMFGZ TEH SUXXXORZZZ!!!!!11one What the FUCK is that supposed to be??????? Superhero Transformers?! HAHAHAHA! What a piece of shit. Bring back JLU. AND PLEASE NO MORE ANIME-ISH CRAP!!
Bruce Timm TF
by jfp2007
Jun 27th, 2007
05:57:24 PM
Never thought I'd see it.
Can we PLEASE reimagine the word reimagining?!?!?
by SydBarretsMyDad
Jun 27th, 2007
05:58:40 PM
Every fucking movie studio now uses that word to cover up the fact that they are void of any new ideas. Seriously. Look, sure, make a "reimagined" BattlestartrekwarsGalactibioni cons.......BUT OWN UP TO THE FACT THAT ITS NOT NEW!!!
BattlestartrekwarsGalactibionico n - TM
by SydBarretsMyDad
Jun 27th, 2007
06:00:42 PM
....sorry....had to repost that because i was so pleased with myself upon its creation.
next TF project: Autobots and Friends Variety Hour
by cammywobs
Jun 27th, 2007
06:12:31 PM
Jazz could be voiced by Wayne Brady, and will delight us with his comedy breakdancing!
looks dumb
by purplemonkeydw
Jun 27th, 2007
06:13:38 PM
that is all
Wait!!! Optumus is now a FIRETRUCK???
by mildewproduction
Jun 27th, 2007
06:15:01 PM
http://www.animatedbliss.com/F ORUM/uploads/joshualane/6CD_tr ansfomers-animated.jpg
prime's been a firetruck before
by Bouncy X
Jun 27th, 2007
06:27:01 PM
i think in that robots in disguise series....you know, the first of what was to become many shitty pokemonified transformers series.
Optimus-Wolverine
by Wrath4771
Jun 27th, 2007
06:27:24 PM
The only thing that would jack this cartoon up further is if they give the Autobots X-Men type powers. Optimus could have Wolverine claws, Bumblebee could be as useless as Jubilee...oy, this may keep me up nights...
Beast Wars was the best, but don't bring it back
by Gorrister
Jun 27th, 2007
06:31:17 PM
Beast Wars, unfortunately, fell victim to the post-columbine pussification of the entertainment world that seemed to have been led by FOX. The more 'mature' storylines were almost completely abandoned in favor of kiddy fluff. This is ultimately why Beast Wars was NOT renewed and transformed (no pun intended) into the god-awful Beast Machines, complete with a hippie 'zen' version of Primal, ZERO guns and endless drones that get 'killed' by the heroes instead of 'living' bad guys.
Please Tell Me...
by DarthFloyd
Jun 27th, 2007
06:33:54 PM
Cullen isn't lending his voice to this "Autobot Nutri-System" version of Prime... Somebody find these focus-groups, programming and developing groups, and HAVE THEM SHOT...I mean RE-IMAGED. Hey, doesn't Prime look like one of those E-Surance robots?
It's the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick-Energy Chocobot Hour
by cammywobs
Jun 27th, 2007
06:41:48 PM
Gooey, Nutty, Coco, put down those entertaining Mattel products. Colonal Ka-Taffy is up to his old tricks again!
maybe Transformers can dole out non-binding resolutions
by Immortal_Fish
Jun 27th, 2007
06:42:55 PM
lol

Fantastic, Big Bad!

WTF?
by BetaSword
Jun 27th, 2007
06:49:23 PM
Autobots fighting Super-Villains? Seems like this series is going to become the biggest Shit since X-Files : The Movie. I mean: "All Fans know, it's about Autobots fighting Decepticons!" Well, if they insist on Autobots vs Decepticons&SuperVillains, then i insist on a Ben10-Crossover, where Ben Upgrades an Autobot. And if they really do it, then give those, who want to use the Character-Design shown on that Poster a powerful kick in the ass, as Prime looks inappropriate on that Picture.
Just give us another Beast War series....
by Manos
Jun 27th, 2007
06:51:41 PM
Best....Transformers....Ever
No Deceptticons?
by EyeofPolyphemus
Jun 27th, 2007
06:58:01 PM
But it will have cheap animation, exaggerated mouth movements, big hair on everyone, and lots of young, big eyed girls in schoolgirl outfits. This will suck. Big time. rerun the original instead. Shoe GI JOE while you are at it.
What the hell?
by QuizteamAguilera
Jun 27th, 2007
06:59:20 PM
As if it couldn't get any worse its like they have taken the flames off Optimus, by letting a four year old colour it in. You mightn't like G1 but at least it didn't fuck anyone in the arse when they made it
Don't Even Waste Your Time
by A-COD
Jun 27th, 2007
07:07:33 PM
And I thought the last cartoon channel Transformers series was an insult. Boy does this look bad. Enough with the cheapo anime style cartoons. Anybody recall when anime was Robotech and the original Transformers? No Decipticons? I am a very open minded person who grew up with the Transformers, I never make snap judgements but in this case I'll make an exception. I am eagerly anticipating the movie and it's large budget production values, but with this cartoon project it's just too obvious that the creators "don't get it". I really hope this fails and leaves all parties involved in financial ruin.
Do you know what they'll need now?
by broken ring
Jun 27th, 2007
07:08:56 PM
Perhaps some superhero costumes to disguise their secret identities. You know. Robots in disguise... in disguise.
HANDS OFF MY FUCKING TRANSFORMERS!!!
by Knightsong
Jun 27th, 2007
07:10:32 PM
This isn't Power Puff girls you fucking morons!!! This looks and sounds worse then when they were shoving the minicons up their asses like hamsters!!! Would it kill Cartoon Network to produce a quality looking cartoon?!! Holy Crap one look at the poster and the premise and all I can think to say is ASS!!! And I thought Michael Bay went too far. FUCK!
What dumb fucks are making this?
by PwnedByStallone
Jun 27th, 2007
07:17:11 PM
Jesus!
It gets worse...
by corvette63
Jun 27th, 2007
07:19:55 PM
Here's an image showing the other Autobots: http://media.tv.ign.com/media/ 945/945821/img_4653798.html I think the reason Cartoon Network is going this direction is because they WANT to set it apart from the movie. If the Decepticons don't figure in the cartoon, then the cartoon can't step on Michael Bay's continuity. That being said having the Teen Titans staff design the look of the new series is just disrespectful and insulting. I'm not a Cartoon Network hater like some of the TB's but they have definitely missed what is cool about Transformers.
Lame......
by Doc_Strange
Jun 27th, 2007
07:28:14 PM
That word pretty much sums it all up.
CN, You are making a BIG mistake.
by projectionist-punisher
Jun 27th, 2007
07:31:43 PM
This is a original fan talking. The decepticons were a lot more fun to watch than the autobots. Less decepticons, eh? This has to be some strange idea of a joke. It has to be. You guys need some more superhero cartoons, eh? THAN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CANCEL JUSTICE LEAGUE?
Could be Galactica, could be nipples on batsuit...
by Raschied
Jun 27th, 2007
07:40:16 PM
Most re-imaginings just plain suck, but once in a while, we do get gold (like Galactica.) I really hated the pre-show art from Teen Titans, but ended up liking the show. Wait and see....wait and see.....
It'll be nipples
by finky089
Jun 27th, 2007
07:46:59 PM
definitely nipples
Clearly like most High Foreheads running
by Yeti
Jun 27th, 2007
07:56:41 PM
companies the suits at CN haven't got a clue what they're doing. Whne they get something right it's by fluke.
All these fucking reimaginings...
by DanielKurland
Jun 27th, 2007
08:00:56 PM
This, and the Speed Racer cartoon, and so much more. People don't give a shit. Stop creating stuff like Loonatics, and The Batman (which the animation for this is completely identical to), and just do what made these shows great to begin with. None of this "it's the son of", or "in an alternate future" or "we're making them superheroes". They're fucking robots that can transform, you're suddenly saying that now that isn't cool enough on its own?
Oh yes, Galactica was a good reimagining...
by DanielKurland
Jun 27th, 2007
08:01:38 PM
But that's live action.
Next, they'll do BATMAN AS A KID SUPER HERO
by Drath
Jun 27th, 2007
08:05:50 PM
And you know, as wrong as that would be for the character, it would STILL be better than turning Transformers into generic super heroes. What the hell is this? They're fitting the property into their mold of an adventure kid's show? What next, GI Joe as vigilantes? What happens when total nimrods "reimagine" (ie, ruin) a property? THIS happens!
Wow...
by NeoAngelus
Jun 27th, 2007
08:25:44 PM
That visual style does absolutely nothing for me. I don't like it. I don't did the "transformers fight superhumans" idea either.
G.I. Joe will now be peacekeepers for the U.N.
by vikingkitty
Jun 27th, 2007
08:25:44 PM
And the Masters of the Universe will be a team of roving bodybuilders who preach the evils of steroids. Jesus, this looks awful.
whatever happened to future looney toons?
by paragraphs
Jun 27th, 2007
08:35:34 PM
remember those guys that everybody got up in arms about? XTREME BUGS, etc. did that show ever go on the air?
Japan worked on the original Transformers
by Neo Zeed
Jun 27th, 2007
08:39:00 PM
Yep. Toei worked on the tv show and the animated movie. Japan has MANY cool non-kiddy styles that they use. It's the USA animators fault, if they have faux-Pokemon on the brain (and wish to emulate it). It's the equilvalent if Japan used the art style of the Smurfs on Ghost in the Shell. They're not that stupid, so why is the Cartoon Network? Oh yeah, cause they're retards. They don't know that kids like cool stuff too.
FUCK YOU BOB HIGGINS!
by INWOsuxRED
Jun 27th, 2007
08:40:30 PM
that is all I have to say.
This Sound Lame.
by The Outlander
Jun 27th, 2007
09:08:38 PM
And I haven't even seen the original series. Also why not do it in CGI?
I NEED a MASK film + reimagined cartoon!!!!!!!
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 27th, 2007
09:20:43 PM
I want the film to be directed by McG and acted entirely by child molesters. The new cartoon must be drawn by a severely depressed, racist downs syndrome eight year old with parkinson's disease and feature the MASK team in their new role as jehovah's witnesses.
can't they just call it something else
by johnnysunshine
Jun 27th, 2007
09:26:43 PM
This sounds almost as bad as lunatics. the idea seems to be, "lets make a new transformers show to capitalize on the movie, only lets take away everything that made Transformers cool (i.e. decent animation, giant robots battling eachother, a fascinating mythology.)" Can't they just do a robot superhero show and call it something other than Transformers since the plan seems to be do dump everything except the names.
optimus vs. evil human
by johnnysunshine
Jun 27th, 2007
09:32:51 PM
also, how exactly does a fight between optimus and an evil human play out? I imagine it would be over in about 2 seconds. He's a f$#%ing giant truck for god sakes!
FAKE!
by mistergreen
Jun 27th, 2007
09:39:44 PM
This is a BS story. To not capitalize on the Transformers Movie would be idiotic. And to start a new toy like a year after you introduce a new line from the movie? BS.
DON'T WANT!!! DON'T WANT!!!
by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE
Jun 27th, 2007
09:44:30 PM
THAT TRANSFORMERS CRAP LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!! FUCK THAT!!!! DON'T WANT! DON'T WANT!!!
new.style.sucks.
by trysop
Jun 27th, 2007
09:46:41 PM
this 're-imagining' of transformers = suck. seriously.
RESCUE ME SUCKS.
by Shermdawg
Jun 27th, 2007
10:05:30 PM
Sad, but true.

It's really dropped off in quality, and after tonight? *sigh*
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!?!
by DOGSOUP
Jun 27th, 2007
10:18:00 PM
They hates us all.
This is what happens when you fire Ink & Paint guys...
by ZeroCorpse
Jun 27th, 2007
10:20:27 PM
and replace them with a dork at a computer. Computer animators don't have the creativity of a real artist. I wish studios would realize that there's a place for old fashioned animation in the world... Man, I miss seeing that stuff on TV.
Michael Bay Comments on MSN
by Cheif Brody
Jun 27th, 2007
10:21:34 PM
Harry...Just clicked on the MSN homepage and saw a blurb about Michael bay defending his Transformers movie at a press conference. He all but mentions Aint It Cool News...at least the some of the fan complaints about his take on the beloved robots. Here's an exerpt: Fans will no doubt be thrilled Bay didn't settle, but he admits the constant refrain of complaints about this change or that modification affected him. "I did get a lot of flak from fans on the 'Net, like, 'Michael Bay, you've wrecked my childhood,'" he says. "The death threats [freaked me out], but I would listen to fans on the 'Net -- I really would. I would hear their comments, but I'm still going to make my movie and I'll still put flames on Optimus." Got a kick out of THAT!! Read the whole story here: http://movies.msn.com/movies/h itlist/06-26-07?GT1=7701
CNINO! CNINO! CNINO! CNINO!
by Pennsy
Jun 27th, 2007
10:21:59 PM
Cartoon Network in Name Only.
Already confirmed! The intro theme will...
by LeeMajors
Jun 27th, 2007
10:28:21 PM
You Got The Touch!
Cheif Brody, actually if you wanna watch it....
by Shermdawg
Jun 27th, 2007
10:42:32 PM
...check it out on Blunty3000's YouTube channel.
Transformers Amiyumi
by NinjaChampion
Jun 27th, 2007
11:00:22 PM
I bet the transformers are close to human height when in robot mode.
I am still laughing...
by warp11
Jun 27th, 2007
11:28:41 PM
lol
WTF is this shit?
by FookU
Jun 27th, 2007
11:38:01 PM
Absolutely wretched. Fuck Hasbro and Cartoon Network for not firing the moron who came up with this shit idea. Damn that looks fucking retarded. More superheroes and less Decepticons. How can you fuck up a tried and true formula and think it's a good idea to remove one half of the main cast? Idiots.
Oh and Bob Higgins, you fail at life.
by FookU
Jun 27th, 2007
11:38:53 PM
Idiot.
Unicron will be in this... also a giant fucking cloud
by Boondock Devil
Jun 28th, 2007
12:00:24 AM
It never stops.
HASBRO....
by bubcus
Jun 28th, 2007
12:10:32 AM
GIVE ME $50,000 A YEAR AND I'LL MAKE THE FREAKING CARTOON MYSELF! GAHHHHHHH!!!! (101 ways to get me off my ass to start animating again).
this really chaps my hide!
by hellnback
Jun 28th, 2007
12:17:37 AM
transformers without decepticons is not transformers. this new cartoon will suck ass and lick balls. anyway i won't be seeing this lame duck.
CN, here are some ideas...
by projectionist-punisher
Jun 28th, 2007
12:28:50 AM
for new shows. Re-imagine superman! Instead of focusing on tired old superheroes versus supervillians this show will be about his job at the dailey planet! In the first episode Clark spills coffee on his tie and gets yelled at. ITS WHAT THE KIDS WANT! Please re-imagine my nuts on your chin, CN. Also that art is really bad.
What Are They Thinking?
by mrsdpoet
Jun 28th, 2007
12:41:32 AM
The Autobots vs. evil humans? You've got to be kidding. I hope this series fails miserably.
"Robots In Disguise"?
by truthmaster
Jun 28th, 2007
12:42:18 AM
INDEED! I can't recognize WTF that's supposed to be!? If you want to re-imagine something, Cartoon Network, start with Bob Higgins!! I re-imagine him as NOT a dumbass.
What's worse.. this or that Thundercats remake?
by Boondock Devil
Jun 28th, 2007
12:44:59 AM
Anybody else remember when they were going to "reimagine" the Thundercats and they were going to be a freakin' rock band?

It's amazing how easy of a job these guys have... Transformers and Thundercats should be able to sell themselves as great action cartoon series yet they seem to constantly fuck things up.

Don't you find it odd that
by Omar B
Jun 28th, 2007
12:57:58 AM
Don't you find it odd that they seem too be willing to show a truck beat the crap out of a human? Won't last long, parents will complain and some dumb kid might step in front of a moving vehicle in attempt to fight or hug it.
Daddy, make it stop! -nt-
by HappyHamster
Jun 28th, 2007
01:28:25 AM
;
My friends, Hasbro has finally betrayed us all.........
by Doc_Strange
Jun 28th, 2007
01:45:30 AM
In their quest to bring Transformers to the hardcore fan base, they have, in fact RUINED what was once a great franchise but have now squandered what is left of many fans' goodwill. It's a foregone conclusion that once the film fails, the new cartoon will follow suit. This is just sad.
FUCKING TERRIBLE.
by Jonny_Dr_Thunder
Jun 28th, 2007
02:07:33 AM
That illustration absolutely sucks. What's going on here???? Taking all the great things about what make the Transformers.. THE TRANSFORMERS and changing it up to be a superhero story about giant robots beating the shit out of humans? I got nothing.
Now THIS is PROPER Childhood Rape...
by Pawprint
Jun 28th, 2007
03:09:49 AM
What a shit premise. I may have been arguing in favour of giving the Bay version a chance, but this looks proper fucking pump.

I can only echo what someone else has said earlier - I may not be a fan of the original TF's, but you have my sympathies.

TF's is about Autobots fighting Decepticons - shit bust.

Those wondering where the "Extreme Looney Tunes" went
by PacmanFever
Jun 28th, 2007
03:13:25 AM
It's called "Loonatics Unleashed", and it's still going! Or at least it hasn't been cancelled yet. I haven't had the opportunity to see it yet, which I actually consider a shame because I'm morbidly curious about it.
SUPERGIRL
by doctordoublex
Jun 28th, 2007
04:00:51 AM
I understand that Krisi Ballentine from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search, Lingerie Bowl, and Deal or No Deal, and a brief cameo in Disturbia, is being considered to play Supergirl on Smallville. She's also up for a lead role in Baywatch the movie. http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkk xdPCM8ng
no-one ever said "wrecked my childhood"
by Lost Prophet
Jun 28th, 2007
04:17:02 AM
twat.

if he is going to quote us he should do it properly.

i don't remember any death threats either. What a way to pander to an internet stereotype. Threats for unemployment, sabotage and in my case I wished for his future employment in hard-core fetish corprophilia films, but no death threats.

What a twat

Lol! CN are trying their best to fuck up the cartoon
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jun 28th, 2007
04:44:29 AM
series, so that it'll make Bay's effort look better.

Now this is what I call TINO.

the best bay quote from that interview
by Lost Prophet
Jun 28th, 2007
06:06:18 AM
indicates everything that is wrong with TINO:

"But [the more] I thought about it, the hook was great because that's such a launching ground from a young adult into manhood or womanhood. I kept having this image of this kid trying to hide robots from his parents by his house. So, to me that was the whole charm of it."

In fact that whole article is just a demonstration of the gentle art of deep throat.

comic, sure-one shot...
by theonecalledshoe
Jun 28th, 2007
07:04:41 AM
A cartoon existing? I don't know. Perhaps it could go with all the anime love. If the turtles can be on the market today (as well as a fairly brief g.i. joe line) then why not the transformers. *performs John Lennon's "imagine" with the word -reimagine- used*
smart way to kill the brand
by LeGioNoFZioN
Jun 28th, 2007
07:22:06 AM
they really are just out of touch aren't they ? Well its a smart way to kill a brand at least. I've been seeing transformers shit in so many lacklustre incarnations I hope this pisses more people off as it has my few friends that still give a slight fuck about TF. Let the brand die and in 10 years a true fan can produce something worthy of the franchise name.
Oh my
by ImJustABill
Jun 28th, 2007
07:30:22 AM
Goodie goodie goodie... I can't wait for this new GoBots movie...
I still cna't get over this shit.
by PwnedByStallone
Jun 28th, 2007
08:15:06 AM
Even fucking Michael Bay has apparently figured out that Decepticons are the coolest part of the franchise.
Flames on Optimus look cool now.....
by Diagnostic
Jun 28th, 2007
08:16:47 AM
Wow. Did they reimagine starscream as a hot woman?
shitty, shitty idea
by Judge Briggs
Jun 28th, 2007
08:21:40 AM
see above
Here ya go CN...
by projectionist-punisher
Jun 28th, 2007
08:37:44 AM
Step 1: Fire the ass head who came up with this......idea. Step 2: fire the "artist" who came up with that horrible art style, its transformers not powerpuff girls. Step 3: if the people you are paying cant come up with ORIGINAL ideas for new shows, stop hiring transients from the bus station. IF you MUST "re-imagine" the transformers then here is a idea. Alternate universe, decepticons are good and the autobots are evil. I just saved you $10,000 in meetings.
I bet its balls....
by RockLobster800
Jun 28th, 2007
09:15:38 AM
just like "The Batman" cartoon, those abysmal Fantastic Four and Spiderman updates and the new Turtles-just like the movies we are getting pointless revamps brilliant cartoons from the nineties....I have yet to see a kids cartoon that can beat "Batman-The Animated Series"
I bet its balls....
by RockLobster800
Jun 28th, 2007
09:16:02 AM
just like "The Batman" cartoon, those abysmal Fantastic Four and Spiderman updates and the new Turtles-just like the movies we are getting pointless revamps brilliant cartoons from the nineties....I have yet to see a kids cartoon that can beat "Batman-The Animated Series"
WTF??!
by 8-ChangingPalm
Jun 28th, 2007
09:18:22 AM
What the hell happened to American animation over the past 15 years? It seems like anyone who can doodle crap on a grocery bag has been hired as animators because this style of detail deficiecent artwork sucks dead donkey balls. Coupled with the fact that there will few actual "real" enemies ie: The Decepticons, it seems like this is will be a soap oprera on daily Autobot life and their continuing struggle to solve the worlds moral and energy problems. I hope the people involved with this project die of AIDS.
oh yeah....
by RockLobster800
Jun 28th, 2007
09:20:25 AM
and the new X-men. Great cartoon shows in the nineties-ballsed up now. the only good revamp was the He-Man one where they made Skeletor a genuine threat while his crooneys where still slightly bumbling....
how the hell....
by RockLobster800
Jun 28th, 2007
10:10:36 AM
are evil humans supposed to be threat to giant robots from space?"MAHAHAHAHAHA PRIME!! Ive got a machine gun" "oh well, Ill just step on you"
Transformers is a Japanese product
by kirttawesomio
Jun 28th, 2007
10:28:45 AM
and should stay a Japanese product. Seeing this cartoon makes me ashamed to be American. Cartoon Network does good work with adult swim, I just don't see why their doing this. If they wanted a superhero show get Bruce Timm to do his version of Legion of Superheros . That would of been cool, but no, they had to fuck that up too. Or let Timm and Dinni do their version of the marvel universe, that also would be cool. Or fuck, do a series adaptation of Jeff Smith's Bone. Not only would kids love it, adults would too as long as you keep it true to the story. And you could keep it in that stupid american animation style because that's the way it was originally drawn. BeeeUT NO! You have to go and Fuck everything up and do Pokiformers Power Puff Gang for ages 3 to 6. Aaah, oh, and Bay sucks too, he's a fine example of what happens when you give a geek franchise to a yuppie player. Re-Imagine what he would of done with Lord of the Rings. Will Smith as Aragorn, Martin Lawrence as Frodo, and Ben Kingsley as Sauron. Hollywood sucks. To bad good american directors can't get work there anymore. I guess it's all about who's dick you suck or cunt you lick. It's all about who you know in that fuck job place, and who suffers, ALL OF AMERICA! Um, and fuck... fuck everything else too.
JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK!!!
by cerberoz
Jun 28th, 2007
10:36:51 AM
Ok... I can understand the need for a fresh new take on Transformers. But since when does this mean that you gotta kill the quality??? I swear to God I think Bruce Tim did more damage than good with his simplistic style!!! I mean seriously, look at the cartoon that aired in 1984, now look at this... WHERE'S THE IMPROVEMENT?!?!?! Quality has gone completely down the tubes and it really pisses me off that it has bled into Transformers now. I mean why the hell do we have to make the damn robots look like they belong in Dexter's fucking Laboratory?!?!?! Part of the great thing about Transformers is the technical aspect behind not only the concept, but also the character itself. Didn't you guy's learn anything from Beast Machines?!?!?! It sucks that after almost 25 years, one hell of a kick ass animated movie, and countless series, spawns and revamps, THIS is what the next generation will bring!!! Sad...
HUMAN VILLAINS.... YAY!!!
by cerberoz
Jun 28th, 2007
10:37:46 AM
Wonder what wonderfully colorful human villain stereotypes we'll be blessed with in this show... - The evil millionaire tycoon bent on world domination? - The stereotypical Italian gangster that strikes a deal with the Decepticons for more power? - The obsessed military general convinced that EVERY transformer is bad and that the only good robot is a dead robot? - The evil mad scientist who's thirst for knowledge makes obsessed with cybertronian technology? And this is off the top of my head... Come one people!!!! I can't believe you guy's are seriously looking forward to this!!!! I miss Sunbow...
"no Decepticons?????
by Puddleglum
Jun 28th, 2007
10:44:00 AM
Who the fuck are they going to fight? The Iraqi insurgents? Taliban opium dealers?? Perhaps they'll save little white kids who get kidnapped in Portugal?

Yeah, who needs Decepticons, anyway!

Tim Burton should make a GoBots movie Nightmare style
by finky089
Jun 28th, 2007
10:47:30 AM
It could be quite compelling...of course it could just come out looking like Robot Chicken....which might be okay, too, actually.
I DARE YOU FUCKERS TO HATE ON MIKE BAY NOW!!!
by Johnno
Jun 28th, 2007
11:17:15 AM
See? THIS is how you fuck up Transformers. I'm not even a loyal fan and I can see that this is fucking you over! And you complained about fucking flames and a long nose truck! I said that at least Bay was trying to make it look badass and cool and that it could be worse! Guess what? That worse just arrived!

Anyway American cartoon animation is fucked, the Japanese have far outshined you in this area! Even their worst pieces of shit look good! Just sell the Transformers rights to Square Enix and have them animate a CG cartoon! Hell even a 2D studio would give it more flair than this!
I thought Beast Machines was pretty good actually
by CrichtonAstronut
Jun 28th, 2007
11:22:11 AM
Interesting concept, good character development, especially with Black Arachnia. And therewas nothing pussiied about the Rinox storyline. It was one of the darker turns in the transformers cannon, save always the death of Optimis. I did miss Dinobot from The Beast Wars and I would've liked the importance of Megatron and Primal's parks connecting to the orginal Magatron and Pime explained instead of just implied but overall it was pretty solid. It was all the series that came after that sucked ass. Sadly, this looks no better. I think Bruce Timm and Paul Dini are exactly what this series and Y7 cartoons in general need to get back on track. Hard to imagine that JLU was on only year or two ago and now we're stuck with this.
They don't want any badass stuff going on.
by Neo Zeed
Jun 28th, 2007
12:38:56 PM
Hence the kiddy style. Transformers, Real Ghostbusters, Bionic Six, Gi:Joe were developed in the US and outsourced for animation in Japan. Now it's all wonky Samurai Jack knockoffs from the good ol' USA. I bet they'll be no guns either. Too scary for the kids.
Prime's Superpowers
by LeeMajors
Jun 28th, 2007
12:44:46 PM
This shot must be from after he gets bitten by the radio-active spider.
Just watched it today (SPOILERS)
by Alfred Einstein
Jun 28th, 2007
12:49:21 PM
Fight scenes are ten minutes of whirling metal. Couldn't make head or tail of it. Who was fighting who, what was being done. It was essentially a CG hailstorm.

All I wanted was a big robot fighting another robot. I wanted to see it clearly, and I wanted it preferably to be in daylight. Not some snowglobe filled with glitter being shaken to death metal.

Shia LeBeouf is suprisingly charming. As is Megan Fox's stomach.

Autobots Waging War to Destroy......Plaque?
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 28th, 2007
01:21:58 PM
Not a good sign at all....
Autobots Helping to find those dastardly WMD
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 28th, 2007
01:25:26 PM
It sort of sucks when the Autobots are reduced from their former glory.
Optimus now played by John Chimpo
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 28th, 2007
01:26:08 PM
Spoiler alert!
Nice Chin, Optimus LENO
by Otter
Jun 28th, 2007
02:11:08 PM
This looks like a dried turd.
Totally Gay
by codefool
Jun 28th, 2007
02:42:50 PM
Man it must suck to be a kid today with thier crap ass cartoons. No more Autobots vs Decepticons. So instead of seeing the Autobots take on the new line of Decipticon new line of Fembots we get to see: Autobots vs Haliburton Autobots vs ExxonMobile Autobots vs Ahmadinejad Autobots vs NAMBLA Autobots vs McDonalds Autobots vs Themselves (Combating greenhouse gases)
Lockbox
by codefool
Jun 28th, 2007
02:57:27 PM
In a very special episode the Autobots battle speical intrest trying to steal the social security lockbox. But yet when they succeed and break open the box, they find that it's empty. To be continued...
Yin and Yang
by Doc Zoidy
Jun 28th, 2007
03:08:57 PM
A TF cartoon without the decepticons is like Sherlock holmes without Moriarty. Every cartoon needs balance......Inspector Gadget had Dr Claw.. M>A>S>K had Venom. Even Maggie from the frakking simpsons had the baby with one eyebrow, whats the point of reimagining giant fucking robots as superheroes?? Shock horror why dont you either reimagine them as giant fucking robots or not reimagine them at all . Pointless utterly pointless. :(
Autobot Will Fight until Cons and Dems are One
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Jun 28th, 2007
03:09:35 PM
Prime is searching for those missing White House emails as we speak. Intel and Google have pledged to help...
Shermdawg
by Cheif Brody
Jun 28th, 2007
03:46:19 PM
Thanks for the YouTube tip. Loved how Bay basically said "You (gunshot) my childhood"...and left the rape allegations out of it. A true gentleman.
The Autobots should be battling their own artists
by finky089
Jun 28th, 2007
05:10:24 PM
for those crappy designs. Then they can go after the braintrust of writers who decided to write-out the Decepticons in favor of...HUMANS! Humans- who are already "fooled" by the Autobot's most basic function: transforming.

This cartoon is be underwhleming at best.

"WILL" be underwhelming
by finky089
Jun 28th, 2007
05:10:56 PM
FUCK PROOFREADING!

;)

The 1986 Animated Movie is a CLASSIC
by Autodidact
Jun 28th, 2007
05:50:34 PM
I really wanted to screen the 1986 movie for my nephews before the new live-action movie comes out. I think I'll just keep it to myself because thinking back, if my uncle had come over and sat me down with a twenty year old cartoon when I was my nephews' age, I'd have most likely thought it sucked. What do you guys think? Should I screen it for them? If I do I'd at least want them to watch the first 3 episodes of the cartoon first, although I fear they will detect the suckitude that I did not at their age.
hotlinking
by Autodidact
Jun 28th, 2007
05:51:46 PM
Oh, and nice to see AICN, one of the busiest movie sites around, uses hotlinked images.
Screen it
by Phategod2
Jun 28th, 2007
06:12:06 PM
IF there bored after prime dies then let them go but know that they have no soul and probably are demons. I heard a rumor that they transform by spinning around real fast.
Autodidact
by Immortal_Fish
Jun 28th, 2007
06:34:34 PM
My 9 year old daughter is a bit of a tomboy, which doesn't suck for me since she digs all the stuff my 16 year old, hair straightening, fall out boy lookalike son should have enjoyed when he was the same age. But I digress.

Something I've been doing through the glut of superhero flicks (I'm a big comic fanboy) is take her to the flick first, THEN show her the original source material. We discuss the differences (which allows for binding time) and ultimately she ends up with a greater appreciation for the source material. Read: she makes up her own mind how much an adaptation sucks.

Works for us. YMMV.

BTW, Autodidact
by Immortal_Fish
Jun 28th, 2007
06:37:28 PM
If you heed my experience, definitely show them those first three continuous episodes from season 1 that sets everything up before you show them the 1986 flick. And if you have any of the marvel comics from the 80s (the limited series the ended up continuing due to good sales), then show them that as well. The comic isn't just head and shoulders above the cartoon, it's better by a measure of several leagues.
Autodidact
by Neo Zeed
Jun 28th, 2007
06:37:46 PM
They'll probably be dazzled by a cartoon that actually looks cool, instead of overstylized kiddy-formers. Go for it.
Also
by Neo Zeed
Jun 28th, 2007
06:39:22 PM
You'd better get those Return of Prime episodes ready. Helps ease the pain.
Also
by Neo Zeed
Jun 28th, 2007
06:39:34 PM
You'd better get those Return of Prime episodes ready. Helps ease the pain.
Definitely watch the original...
by MrCleanAZ
Jun 28th, 2007
06:45:20 PM
I bought and the re-watched the entire original series with my 3 sons. They loved it! I was a little crushed to see it not live completely up to my memories of being completely kick-ass. I also bought Headmasters, Masterforce, Victory, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Beast Wars II, the Beast Wars movie, and Beast Wars Neo (the last 3 are in Japanese without subtitles) all on DVD. We've only watched Beast wars and Headmasters so far. The voice acting for Headmasters really sucks. My boys want to keep watching the rest, so we'll see how good they are. Anyway, back to my intended point... The end of the original series did have quite a few bad humans in them (and one with a GI Joe/Cobra reference) and my kids hated those episodes - so good choice CN!!!
In case you didn't notice...
by MrCleanAZ
Jun 28th, 2007
06:48:15 PM
My "so good choice CN!!!" was pure sarcasm.
Return of Prime?
by Autodidact
Jun 28th, 2007
07:33:58 PM
Return of Prime to ease the pain of Prime dying in the movie? He comes back as a mutilated zombie and then plunges himself into a star along with all the other dead transformers.... plus the animation is diarrhea.
REA-DY-TO-DIE-FOR-WHAT-WE-LOVE.. .!!!
by Johnno
Jun 28th, 2007
08:12:14 PM
They should use that theme song!
A transformer TB that didnt reach a thousand post
by Phategod2
Jun 28th, 2007
11:42:09 PM
this must not be as bad as Bay's Farce. Hey thats a good title Transfarcers
Autodidact (Spoilers, I guess)
by PacmanFever
Jun 29th, 2007
03:51:29 AM
Prime comes back twice! And that's only counting the original series; he's probably brought back to life numerous other times in the various other incarnations. Anyway, the second time around he comes back for good (as far as G1 is concerned), but the idea of showing children the episode with the Zombie Prime with a broken eye socket and all those other robot corpses after promising his return is hilarious.
Ahahahaha!
by Cadillac Jones
Jun 29th, 2007
09:42:22 AM
Flint Dille, the writer of that episode, "Dark Return" said "Here we were getting protests from angry parents about killing Optimus Prime, I didn't even know where to begin to try and explain we had an episode already finished where Prime returns as a mechanical zombie..."
Autodidact, I'd let 'em see the film first
by kirttawesomio
Jun 29th, 2007
12:55:58 PM
then watch the originals. 1st mini-series, 2nd mini-series, then the '86 movie.
drone sighting...
by dopepope
Jun 29th, 2007
03:40:15 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2hnlaj sort of off topic, but is this ufo sighting Transformer movie hype??? Anyone know? I mean. look at that thing!
Optimus Monkey! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOLLYWOOD!!!
by Violator90
Jun 29th, 2007
03:59:25 PM
What is Hollywood doing to everything we love?!?!? Serious people, we have got to do some thing! This travisty of justice is just pissing me off! First they fuck up our beloved super heros and just spout out shit, then they take our most memorible cartoons and think "hey let make some shitty ass product based on these great cartoons and fuck them up the ass and make money!" The Bayformers is going to be bad, but make a shit lot of money-no doubt. But for CN to follow in that paht and make an abomonation like this. . . this so-called "Optimus Prime" is just too much to take! This is more of a metal monkey than ANY kind of a Transformers! FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD! Shit! I am really starting to get pissed at this shitty as trend that Hollywood has. "Re-image" or "re-invent" is all the same SHIT! its just a RE-HASH! Hey Hollywood why don't you "RE-THINK" things threw before serving the public some retarded as versions of things we love and care for! Shit! It really blows elephant nuts to be a fan.
Autodidact
by Neo Zeed
Jun 29th, 2007
04:19:48 PM
Does that mean you grew up not knowing that Prime came back a second time...for good? It was a 2 part episode called "The Return of Optimus Prime."
Prime was killed after The Return of 'Optimus Prime'...
by MrCleanAZ
Jun 29th, 2007
05:31:06 PM
Prime was killed again shortly after the beginning of Headmasters. My kids were shocked, sad, and then pissed-off. Rodimus reluctantly took over, and then left Fortress Maximus in charge when he couldn't handle it anymore.
why not just cancel it now?
by Obscura
Jun 29th, 2007
08:20:49 PM
sounds like they're raping our memories AND the movie at the same time. kids arent idiots.
OMFG o_O!
by FuzzyWhisper
Jun 30th, 2007
04:23:29 AM
That new Transformers series sounds fucking atrocious. Higgins better head for the hills before the fanboys toast his ass.

Join me in praying that the show gets a speedy cancellation.
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