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Andromeda cheated on Kraken and the evidence is the STARDUST in her hair!

Sounds good. by Octaveaeon	Jun 25th, 2007 09:16:42 PM
Just borrowed a book by Gaiman from a friend. THink I'll give it a look..
Agreed by duct tape wallet	Jun 25th, 2007 09:23:51 PM
Indeed!
Afterglow by blackwood	Jun 25th, 2007 09:27:23 PM
Nicely put.
Puppy Shit, I take great offense to that... by Kraken	Jun 25th, 2007 10:15:19 PM
...she keeps her Gandalf t-shirts very clean.
Half-Assed is right on the money. by Nate Champion	Jun 25th, 2007 10:17:14 PM
This was the big draw? Yeesh. I'd rather watch all three Pirates of the Carribean movies with my eyelids taped open ala Clockwork Orange than watch DeNiro debase his reputation even further.
"Hocus Pocus" meets "The 5th Element" by Mike_D	Jun 25th, 2007 10:21:49 PM
sorry, had to say it again. Does this mean that AICN will start promoting this film full-blown now?
wait a minute..... by Hella	Jun 25th, 2007 10:30:17 PM
Naomi Watts wrote this review?
wait a minute by ciroslive	Jun 25th, 2007 10:31:41 PM
this review was written by Naomi Watts? That's cool I guess...
Adrian Brody chose HD-DVD and here's why... by Hella	Jun 25th, 2007 10:32:05 PM
cause only in HD can you see the stardust on his nose hair
whoa.... by Hella	Jun 25th, 2007 10:33:43 PM
CIROSLIVE...... are you behind me????
Hella by ciroslive	Jun 25th, 2007 10:40:28 PM
Are you behind ME?!
Best Thing Since Sacking Ledger by georges garvaren	Jun 25th, 2007 10:41:01 PM
this review is. Good on ya, Watts.
Is this really Watts? by Christopher3	Jun 25th, 2007 11:03:46 PM
Fuckabees!
Watts by Little_Alex	Jun 25th, 2007 11:22:18 PM
Not Watts. I presume Harry's referring to the actress who plays the Ingenue in the stage show Denham puts on, upon returning to NY with Kong!? (You're actually supposed to think it's Watts at first in the scene, before the reveal.)
Not watts or stage girl by Kraken	Jun 26th, 2007 12:05:11 AM
She's the first girl Kong grabs outside the theater.
Ak ok....that's cool. So how by Little_Alex	Jun 26th, 2007 12:20:37 AM
Ak ok....that's cool. So how did that come about?
Ah ok.... by Little_Alex	Jun 26th, 2007 12:21:29 AM
Sorry. Typo.
"Remorseless butchering of animals"??? by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jun 26th, 2007 02:07:28 AM
Why should they feel remorse? They're ANIMALS. That's what they're there for... to eat, wear and dance for our pleasure. If they're lucky, we may let them actually live in our homes to make us smile after a hard day at work. Man... now I'm hungry...
you guys aren't too quick by BadMrWonka	Jun 26th, 2007 02:30:17 AM
if Naomie Watts wrote this review, then Kraken would have to be Liev Schreiber, wouldn't he? and we know that's not true. (no offense buddy...) think things through guys...great review though, I'm looking forward to seeing this one...
They... Mentioned... Peter... Jackson... by UltimaRex	Jun 26th, 2007 02:35:23 AM
...Must stop myself... Reason failing... Fanboy rising... ...Must... ...Stop... AAAAHHHHHH!!! Peter Jackson for JLA! Peter Jackson for JLA! Peter Jackson for JLA! (oh yeah, nice review BTW) Peter Jackson for JLA! Peter Jackson for JLA! Peter Jackson for JLA!
so I guess it wasn't written by Watts by ciroslive	Jun 26th, 2007 02:44:30 AM
You made me read for nothing!
PLANT by thinboyslim.	Jun 26th, 2007 04:39:24 AM
only jesting.
Afterglow? by Kamala	Jun 26th, 2007 06:29:48 AM
Are they going to play some old school Genesis in the movie? The whole "In the Cage" melody. For those younger folks who don't know what I am talking about, please go back to listening to "hips don't lie"
Is this the sequel to "STARCRASH"??????? by MIghtySABO	Jun 26th, 2007 09:47:22 AM
The plot is way too similiar, but there's no Hasslehoff...that guy iz Tits!
Take This you Mother Fu(sword sound) Witches. by Diagnostic	Jun 26th, 2007 10:15:27 AM
Can they make a prequel?
I AM THE LEGMAN and . . . by GreatWhite	Jun 26th, 2007 10:53:27 AM
I just want to reiterate that I really did love Stardust. I'll see in in the theater at least once more, recommend it to everyone, and buy it on DVD. However, I did have that one quibble, which I won't repeat here because I don't have invisotext. But no, to me just showing up isn't enough. But that's a small thing, and unlike Messawyrm I really did dig the movie.
I don't get it by Nuck81	Jun 26th, 2007 11:59:16 AM
Who is this girl?
So you are trying to say... by Monki	Jun 26th, 2007 12:05:23 PM
...a night with Stardust is better than a night with Kraken...Yeah, sounds about right.
Peter Jackson should do a "Kingdom Come" story, not JLA by Mike_D	Jun 26th, 2007 03:31:55 PM
Peter Jackson is too epic for a JLA movie, he needs to do a graphic novel.
You're all wrong... by Kirbymanly	Jun 26th, 2007 03:34:32 PM
There's a part where Kong picks up a random blonde on the street while looking for Watts. THAT'S her.
Now c'mon Monki! by mrs_kraken	Jun 26th, 2007 04:44:14 PM
You know I love my big sea monster - nothing is better than a night with him!
Oh trust me, Monki already knows... by Kraken	Jun 26th, 2007 05:52:38 PM
...what a night is like "releasing the Kraken". You don't think we really play poker on poker night do you? Woah!
the real question is... by BadMrWonka	Jun 26th, 2007 07:40:14 PM
does Monki ever end up with "stardust" in HIS hair after a night with Kraken?
Oh don't be such a hardman, Flip63Hole by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 27th, 2007 02:42:02 PM
It sounds good to me. Go see it and let your feelings out, man. You might even shed a tear. Go on, it will be good for you. You might even pluck up the courage to go out in public in your mum's dresses, if you can let out that feminine side you are trying hard to keep hidden.
worst written headline ever by blacklodgebob	Jun 28th, 2007 03:54:02 PM
I generally love the "cheesey headline" thing that you guys do here, but this one was just bad. I'm still confused.
Gaiman's filmic Spanish Fly by CornsilkSW	Jun 29th, 2007 12:57:16 AM
this particular story isn't for callous assholes or guys who bury their feelings deep below their dunlap guts where they fester into ulcers. It's for people who like and get girls, and especially female emotions. That said, I can see why many of the Talkbackers are lashing out in multiple talkbacks at the praise for the film. in the words of Captain Jack: "You need to get a girl, mate."

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