Boy, Indy looks like my 65 year old Dad now...

Anyway, great frickin' pic!!

I look upon this picture and I don't see Harrison Ford. I see my childhood hero.

He's back.

I've decided to give him a chance.

So I eat my words about Ford and I'll really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY keep my fingers crossed that this lives up to being a TRUE movie event, the kind we all hoped PHANTOM MENANCE was going to be.

Hey, I said I'd be nice to Ford and Spielberg, but that doesn't mean I still can't bitch about Lucas and the Prequels!

Shit, I fucked up!! My bad. Back to silent mode...

:}

It's good to see all these eighties heroes returning. So far, Rocky did pretty well, but it sounds like John McClane might have stumbled. Next up, John Rambo and Indy. Surely Martin Riggs can't be too far behind? Apocalypto was a solid action film, so can we please have an all new Lethal Weapon (called Martin Riggs, obviously) - written by Shane Black and directed by crazy Mel?

"Shia is supposed to be greaser kid?"

what? you talk no sense what mean you say?

"Harrison Ford looks like Skeletor"

no he looks like Indiana Fucking Jones...as everyone here with a brain has pointed out.

"George Lucas is the one who is really pushing for this"

he's also the one that produced the other 3...

"they had to go through several writers and scripts to get what they're making now."a) that's how almost ALL movies are made, you dunce. and b) one could argue that is a testament to their interest in making a proper movie, that extends the spirit of the series, not just producing the first script they got, to make a buck.

"Expectations are very low indeed."

you are the only idiot here with low expectations, everyone else is excited. only a middle school kid with a "I need attention" problem would jump in here and disagree...well there you go, a nice long post directed at you. ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!

I'll be waiting for your witty comeback. the last one you graced me with was "BadMrWonka's a fag!"

here's hoping I get something equally brilliant and eloquent this time...

You see, that's the problem with people like you (speaking in a film related sense, not personal). There's no fricking hope. You ruin the film going experience by finding the negative first. By seeking it out. You have no clue what it's about. You're relying on internet rumors. You presume the worst when it comes to the long delay... when they were probably just looking for the right frickin' script, you assume it's "forced work" rather than labor of love. But hey, you're entitled to your opinion. Sorry about the fart comments. But expect to be called out when you piss in public. You were looking for a reaction with your multiple posts and you got one. My bad.

I have to say, Harrison Ford looks incredible in that picture. Lets hope he plays Indy like he did in RAIDERS and TEMPLE OF DOOM and not like he did in LAST CRUSADE.

And anyone who compains about all the complaining is a douchebag. I think one of the biggest reasons geeks on this site are so cynical is because summer genre movies have SUCKED for 15 years.

Ford even has blood on his pants and crack on his cheek! This is going to fucking rule. RULE!

GOD DAMN - Hopefully Ford is back. He was my greatest childhood movie hero! This movie is actually happenning!

GNext summer can't come soon enough.

Now if only I can get past the other abomination of this film (Shia LaBeouf), which could rival the infamous Short Round in grating-kiddie-crap from Lucas/Spielberg.

Oh, and by the way, the first teaser trailer should be just the original theme by John Williams playing on 4000 screens next Spring. Make it so.

FUCK YEAH! All you haters .... I got a bone for you to suck on. I'm gonna check that pic out every day until, well, the next picture.

The guy looks FANTASTIC. He's in his 60s, and I bet he's in infinitely better shape than most of you 20-30 year old lazy gits.

Guess what, douches, everyone gets old, and I'm quite sure his age will be factored into the script. But here's a guy in Ford who obviously makes 60-something look not half bad at ALL.

You know what should "make you sad," you fucking pranny? Someone giving in to age and not giving a shit, someone like Ford saying, "No, I'm too old to do this." Instead, you've got a guy who looks to be in excellent shape who's going to try to help bring back some of that magic that made many of our lives that much happier in our childhoods. And that "makes you sad."

Pathetic ingrates. I hope you choke on Dom Deloise's elephantine bowel movement after 8 trips through the Pizza Hut buffet. Go crawl under a boulder and soil your pantaloons, you pieces of helgramite yack. Makes me SICK.

Damn, this makes me giddy and it's just a still image. Fuck all you naysaying douches.

Good day.

"Doctah Jones. You vill lose."

And during the inevitable scene where they capture and torture Indy:
"If he dies, he dies."

To which our hero replies, "Now you're gettin' NAAASTY."

Indy's response: "Abner Ravenwood's daughter always did give some mighty fine head. You should consider yourself lucky, kid. I guess you're the one that didn't end up down her throat, up her box or up her ass"

Man, lost.rules is SO FUNNY! The only "____ is old" cliche he has missed is incontinence.

Things must be getting desperate in Gimpville.

Blanchett, on the other hand, is absolutely magnetic. Shia is pretty hot right now.

See, the reason it was a poor attempt at trolling was just that: everyone knows your Jewish, so when you post things like that everyone knows it's bait designed to lure anti-Semites into the open so you can triumphantly pounce on them. I loathe anti-Semites as much as every other form of prejudiced asshole, but that doesn't detract from how truly dismal your effort to hijack this talkback was.

And yes, you did NOT say "liberal-conscience movies", you said "movies with a conscience", period. So if it's not the conscience per se that pisses you off, why didn't you just come out and say so from the get go? Because then it would be much too obvious just how much you actually were trolling - and we all know how much you enjoy to throw your hands up in the air once the shit hits the fan and say "wudden me!"

My points, as clearly demonstrated, still stand.

dumbass.

Childe Roland really is right about you and how predictable you are.

Of course, perhaps Dumbo is Jewish. He does work in show business.

Of course, that means Dumbo's gay as well. Because everyone knows that it's a fact that all actors are gay, and Jewish, and Satanists...and...

Everything I read in El Borak's post above has me counting the days until May 22nd 2008.

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